Paying for Atmosphere on a First date. 😆

Love how this man does his comedy, like a story that just keeps you hooked in

@EliteWalkThroughs

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, like i said, he is more of a storyteller with funny bits than a comedian, comedians will say every shit possible to make you laugh, ali makes you laugh with the situation of the story, thats different. that's a class act.

@constancechapman128

2 ай бұрын

He does!!!! I get irritated when they interrupt me while I’m at work!!! 😂😂 He makes my day better

Why this man doesn’t have a Netflix special is beyond me! He’s the funniest comedian in the game today.

@veronicahill935

2 ай бұрын

Because he's not chasing one. He was scheduled to tape one but they pulled the plug behind something he said in the past, so he's doing it his way.

@shawntelreneemakeupartist

2 ай бұрын

Well I will gladly continue to pay for his specials. I appreciate his approach and storytelling.

@user-yj3ow2ym5x

2 ай бұрын

Yes, yes

@user-yj3ow2ym5x

2 ай бұрын

Yes, yes

@itstomatosmommy5098

2 ай бұрын

Bettah to be independent and speak TRUTH than be reigned in and folks put a muzzle on you.

Museums are a great place for first dates! 😊

@Mr_Nobody913

2 ай бұрын

I’d so go to a museum as a first date. I don’t go to enough of them so it would be an automatic yes from me if that was the suggestion.

@sadicaldarazzo1946

2 ай бұрын

@@Mr_Nobody913 absolutely. Most of them do not cost much to get in and all there is - is conversations, thoughts, ideas, education, talking points etc. it’s perfect!!!😃

@sadicaldarazzo1946

2 ай бұрын

Mr. Siddiq who do you have liking everyone’s posts? Is it really you or a team member? Either way, it’s brilliant.

@sereneharvey162

2 ай бұрын

Yup

Some SNACK SHiiid. This a REAL ONE 😂😂😂 WE GONE TALK 💪🏿💯

@CyberAngel333

2 ай бұрын

Snacks being the operative word! Don't walk me around four miles & not offer a drink of water or pop. I can buy my own water & be happily single or BFF's. Your choice! 😂🙏🏽❤️ #I #eat #trailmix

@williegrant3054

2 ай бұрын

@@CyberAngel333 😂😂😂😂

“We both sitting in the parking lot with crowns on” 💀 that’s when a relationship will work

Brother Ali you make me laugh at old and new stories. 😂😂😂😂😂

As a true student of the Comedy game, Ali is hands down the best comedian out rn. And has been since DE1 came out.

@rosalynnartis2404

2 ай бұрын

Definitely underrated

@pinkkscorpio

2 ай бұрын

Yes, I agree!

@PhilM4

2 ай бұрын

You should check out Josh Johnson, he's a young Ali.

@ronittorogers9121

2 ай бұрын

@@PhilM4 will do.

@BlaqRainFresh

2 ай бұрын

Yeah we trust your authority.

Walking and talking IS a first date! As a woman I prefer this...less stressful and no pressure.

I love what my man is saying about the first date . Im a male and i was told by an older woman who love me to never go out my way spending my money or get too emotionally attached to a woman when i first meet them because they might be attractive appealing but be lacking in every other area . I was told first date should be like going out for coffee or latte and walking the lake or park something that isnt expensive or time consuming becuse you just want enough time to talk and get to know a person a little and feel the vibes then you can make a decision on do i genuinely like this person and are they worth getting to know further

@heathertea2704

2 ай бұрын

GREAT advice. ☺️

At first, I was just listening because I iove your comedy. Then..."I don't date women that eat atmosphere..." happened😂😂😂❤❤❤

The best storyteller ever. I wish Ali could narrate a book or read me a bedtime story😂 Just amazing ❤

@jessannreece5672

2 ай бұрын

I would suscribe to Calm if he was the narrator of a bedtime story for real lol

You know what this was hilarious at the same time very true

Listen!!! You totally make my day!!! The next time you are in Detroit, I will be there!! I hate I didn’t know about you in January. You are an intelligent, brilliant, TRUE storyteller!!! May God bless you beyond measure!!!

I'm not gonna spoil anything for the people that haven't seen him on tour this year yet. With that said I was at the very last show on Sunday night when he was in Baltimore in Feb & Ali told this joke about his oldest son... Bruh. That sh** had me DYING laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣

@brashondakately9242

2 ай бұрын

Yes he came to Atlanta and had sold out #Hey

The issue is people don’t want to get to know each other anymore because nobody is real anymore.😂😂😂

@GadgetMsGadget

2 ай бұрын

Which makes no sense. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I came to realize this at 38, God and the universe gives you a lot of things but the arrogance to say you made it by yourself blinds you.

@ra2186

2 ай бұрын

Bragging that you're 38 and uneducated isn't a flex. 😂

This young man’s style is so smooth and insightful. He has his own style of presentation.

Ali is my favourite comedian. The man ting, "tun up" 😂😂😂

Ali describes his life and it's entertaining 😂🔥🔥

Lol He broke this down perfectly. The dating scene is all messed up now

If you’re in a small town area you can’t go wrong with the Country Fair or a fun Carnival as a first date.

You are speaking truth, Ali!!!

Ali can take any topic and make it relatable and funny.

I wouldn't go to a restaurant with these fools nowadays. Take me someplace cool...the Marina to watch boats, a museum, Dairy Queen...someplace cool

Top shelf comedy as always! See you on the next tour.

My mom is from Smithville in Birmingham Alabama (the hood hood) so hood you have to type it twice lol. My daddy is 3rd generation suburbs lol. They met after my mom was adopted out of foster care as a teen. She went to college had 2 kids in high-school with my dad. They went to college together got good jobs and degrees. Lived in a old trailer with us until their first house was built. Gave us amazing lives. Sent us to great schools. I dont want that struggle my mom had. Im glad they have the knowledge they have to steer us in a better direction. Im glad they can help us achieve what they did but much sooner and with less struggle. I got made fun of by some of my moms bio family members for speaking too white. For playing classical music and actually being able to enjoy my childhood. Now that im an adult some of the adults who made fun of me are still in the same situation. My mom is proud of who she is and where she came from but she wanted better for both herself and her kids. I appreciate it. She's my hero.

Hyped to see you in a few weeks!!! Counting down the days!

Just tuned into this, loving it already!

Comedy is something that is too awesome.

Augusta checking back in! It was a pleasure seeing you and the individuals with you! So glad I came! 🇭🇹❤!

Mannn str8 facts!!! I Love rollerskating and museums so we doing either one of those on the 1st date like we back in high school We jus in the “talkin’” stage rn😂😂😂

Yep! They want a Baller. And they expect them to prove their ballerness before they know their last name 😂

Keeping up with the Jones and pocket watching is the problem 😂

Steak 48 was definitely good 😂😂😂😂😂

My brother is so real with his story telling and makes it so hilarious Brother Ali will be the next one to be a great one doing it without Hollywood or selling his soul to get those 💰💰💰💰💰💰s

I never understood that first date mentality. My butt loves food, so if we here for atmosphere we might as well have gone to a museum or art gallery. If I like your company second date I'm cooking so we can talk and chill some more

FIRST!! Keep going bro!! We are proud of you !

Man this brother make me laugh every mfn time I see him. He is easily becoming my favorite comedian 💯

Wise words

I literally said the same thing the other day on a Tony Baker's post on Instagram where he was talking about which restaurant has the best... pancakes I guess

You aint cool with hitting the taco truck, you aint cool.

Bruh in the back talkin back like Ali a preacher got me rolling.

Keep up being real🔥

I absolutely can't wait to see you in Nashville next week. You're one of the best storytellers out there

I will forever have a crush on this man, not only his looks but his mentality, plus he is hilarious. I had the pleasure and of seeing him in Detroit, can’t wait to see him again. Omg ❤

I'm a black man who appreciates the leg up in life his parents worked to give him.

Outside wit the crown on 😂 cuz trippin

When i met the love of my life, our first date was to the zoo. I got there early and, because I'd made pound cake for something else that morning, I brought him a piece as an icebreaker. I had a membership, so there was no charge to get in. We walked and talked until the zoo closed, only enjoying frozen lemonade and water that he purchased while inside. I'd prepared a charcuterie board and we had a picnic in the parking lot afterwards. Whirlwind romance that started with a cheap date.

@GadgetMsGadget

2 ай бұрын

Now, that's what's up! ❤

I can’t wait to see DE3 and DE4.

@AliSiddiqComedy

2 ай бұрын

www.moment.co/alisiddiq

My favorite comedian love you work bro !! ❤️

Love it.

Hated stuffy restaurants on the first date. Enjoyed walking in the mall or going downtown to people watch. Find out a lot about a person walking and talking.

FACTS!!

This that old school mackin mane f*ck what these new mfs talking bout

Love you Ali❤❤❤

Mr. Siddiq I enjoy you. Thank you so much for being you 🎉😊

Love you Ali😊

Coming to see you on the 5th OG Ali! Got me watching all these clips on Your page bruh lmao killing em

GRATITUDE💥🤩💥

I’ve never understood why some women expect men to spend money on them. IMO, that is valuing a man by what he can give, instead of his character. I had every chance to make whatever I wanted to out of my life; I simply had to work for it. I think if women want the same respect and standing a man is given, then it’s up to them to earn it.

All facts 💯

Super facts

Hey ali, is Domino Effect 3 gonna be on youtube in a couple of months or something? i wanted to buy the replay, but man im broke af sorry.

@Mr_Nobody913

2 ай бұрын

I can’t answer for the man but I’m almost positive he’ll post it on KZread like the other 2. The other 2 were beyond phenomenal. LOSS was by far the best comedy special I have ever seen.

@EliteWalkThroughs

2 ай бұрын

@@Mr_Nobody913 Yes, i'm addicted to the 2 specials, it teached me so many life lessons, specially because i was a street pharmaceutical but only sold the green good stuff that makes you relax if you know what i mean, i made tons of money, i had a daily job like him too make some more money and dont have ''all eyez on me'' like tupac once said, i Retired, i had my house, i had my car, my morgage was paid, all i needed money for was for the car, internet and food, and i had all the money i needed when i quit that life so i decided to enjoy the last summer it was the best summer i had, i didn't had to worry about money or payments everything was already taken for, first thing in the morning wake up train, go to the pool, smoke a joint etc.. but i started feeling lonely af, i didnt had friends or family that needed me or my money, so i did the worst mistake of my life, gambling, wich i became an addict and lost all my money, the only reason i'm not homeless right now is because i paid for my roof instantly and for everything i needed to feel comfortable in my space, but i only had friends for the money, friends that only came to see me if i gave them something or whatever so i said fuck it, im tired of this rich life, if its to score im gonna score big, and there i went to the casino, spent 2-3 days there, and lost all, i'm trying to follow a youtube gaming career now which i always dreamed about but if it keeps in this pace it will be hard to make some gains :/ all my fault, i'm stupid ik, but there instantly i learned that money doesn't make you happy, it only makes you happy if you have the right persons behind you to use it, and i didnt had that. so my bad.

@PortalPuma

2 ай бұрын

Nope

@user-vf2mj1qr4x

2 ай бұрын

Man I don't have it like that either but I paid for it. The brother gave us two free. So I wanted to support him. I think it was only $23 after taxes. And it was good and well worth it

@EliteWalkThroughs

2 ай бұрын

@@user-vf2mj1qr4x well between 23 dollars in food or a special i gotta choose food brother.

Goat

FACTS!!!!!

I ate at Burger King by myself and wore the crown face time my mom eating my food, so adding an extra person that can enjoy life like I do is a plus

As a woman, I support this practice.....unless we've been on long, meaningful conversations for a prolonged period. Still, I wouldn't "demand" a high-dollar experience.

Ppl chill with , “this man needs a Netflix special” he pitched it they declined . The Domino Effect series is too dam good for Netflix hands down.

Aliiiiii

First date was always coffee in a public place for me. But sitting in burger king car park eating fries wearing crowns would probably secure a second date

Miss Gwen! 🤣🤣🤣

We must get to know each other!!!🤣

Ali... Your first date sounds good. Come back to Savannah and let's make it happen❤

Real talk my brotha (unknown to you right now) ….Hopefully we can talk before the end of the month.

First dates are meet and greets. Spending money when yall barely know eachother. Aint no way. Even matching os free😂😂

Say it, 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I would go Dutch or whatever…just want to conversate & get to know.

..i haven't been on a date in years ..im pretty sure i forgot how🤔🤣😆😆

Already

One of the most memorable dates I ever had was with a guy in college who took us to Long John Silvers because we were both pretty broke, between us we had less than $5, & you could order a basket of 12 hush puppies for $1.99 which was served on top of a big pile of crunchy batter crumbs (we found out we had something in common during a chat we had before we went out, that those were both our favorite things to snack on at LJS), so we ordered a soda (comes with free refills) & we sat in a booth which has the tall dividers behind them so no one can see who's sitting in them, and he told me to close my eyes & when I opened them he was wearing one of the free paper pirate's hats & gave me one to put on. He asked me if I thought he was a loser for bringing us there on a cheap date... We both wore the hats for the rest of the night, & though I won't tell you how the date ended, let's just say I was so comfortable & had so much fun that date didn't end at LJS ❤

😂😂😂

First date will be a coffee date.

Look. Take me to a sit down restaurant. Pay for my meal. If I had a good time and convo, we can work up to the "fancy" shit.

Lol😂definitely can't eat the core lol😅 I needs to know who I'm be eating with. Man this is facts. Mess around and be dating a mask murderer hahaha

😂

Those are the best dates just walking and talking

👑👑👑😆😆😆

Brotha man you hit it on the head again! I'm not impressed by what you can buy, I need to know about you via conversation & how you move. I might not want to go out with you after that 1st interaction🙄 Social media got these kids/folks on a lou lou😂😂 I'd much whether walk around a museum, aquarium or somewhere where money is not the issue & you can hear the conversation, plus I don't eat with everybody😊

Second 💪🏾💪🏾

Yess to the I got to know who I am going to eat with for the rest of my life. If humanity understands this, then our divorce rates would plummet. Let us share what our perspectives, world views, core values, cultures, and religious views are....the rest of that stuff (atmosphere and decor) are a barrier to getting to know the person. Its like fractions....reduce them to their most common denominators and then.....we will see😊

Son has a lot to live up to. He's trying to impress a wise man.

You said something that time

EVERYBODY IS NOT going to have the Same Story. It DON’T WORK LIKE THAT!!!

I had a man ask me out and let me choose the restaurant once. First date, I was craving Cracker Barrel biscuits so I mentioned there. Just SUGGESTED IT. He would NOT quit making fun of me for having cheap taste. 🤦🏼‍♀️ good riddance.

That's like how Ti's son wants to be from the hood so bad.. settle down papa doc that's not you and appreciate your blessing

Been saying this for a while, a first date is not where I spend money on you, a first date is for me to determine if you are worth my time, energy and money. Women today think a man is supposed to put money down so you can feed your face when I don’t even know you, FOH

To who ever feels like you have to follow a list to live....you need Jesus 😂...and get yo priorities together!

First ❤

Burger King, Ali? Not even the local Black owned spot?

Please cancel your St. Louis show and come to KC instead!