8:18 Chris: "I've had 23 breadsticks." Matt Bragg: "Rookie."

@w77eed

4 жыл бұрын

"Those are rookie numbers. You need to get those way up."

@addisonhydock1937

4 жыл бұрын

This comment 👌👌👏👏

I'll say this because Burnie isn't here to..."Chris, you might be the strangest person ever hired at Rooster Teeth. On another note, how do I get one of these passes?"

@fhm4

4 жыл бұрын

iirc, the passes got sold within seconds of being on sale. I'm guessing someone re-sold one to Chris. This is the info mentioned on podcast.

@ryanlong4021

4 жыл бұрын

I was pretending to be Burnie.

@fhm4

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, oops. That flew over my head.

@TheEnigma271

4 жыл бұрын

Im sure Chris is a nice guy but I don’t think I could be around Chris for more than 30 min without wanting to off myself

24:04 that audible "WHAT?!" 😂😂😂😂

@liamgriffin218

4 жыл бұрын

It was so loud!

"Shat your cheeks" - Gavin Free 2019

Broadcast laughing is life.

off camera laughing is the high point of this episode

@phantom31017

4 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the environment that old ZDTV, TechTV, and some of the better G4 shows had.

The laughing in the background during Chris' Olive Garden story is great.

I was worried I was going to miss Burnie's outbursts on the podcast but then Barbara at 42:39 gave me hope!

@noahberg8150

4 жыл бұрын

Something about that chair makes people angry its Burnie's ghost possessing people

@Alcane302

4 жыл бұрын

That chair is cursed.

I bet burnie will be on the podcast for the steak off and pancake day

@GetxWrecked1

4 жыл бұрын

Mauricio Cano I really hope so.

@chiot2875

4 жыл бұрын

I’m certain he will be, he’s not avoiding the podcast, he’s just not part of the podcast crew anymore

@Km0577

4 жыл бұрын

Mauricio Cano he better

im with barb on the shower thing. sometimes u just gotta stand under the hot water for a minute and zone out a bit

@shadowangel3995

4 жыл бұрын

Stefbz, totally. I completely agree with this.

@jessirose

4 жыл бұрын

But not peeing

@Aldatremains310

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely fell asleep for 5 minutes standing in the hot water

gonna miss Burnie

@TheTalksin

4 жыл бұрын

He will be back once his new baby is in school. He is trying to do it right this time. Especially when he has the money now to do it.

@RouxAroo666

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheTalksin Pretty sure he said that he wasn't coming back, that he's been trying to leave for over a year.

@TheTalksin

4 жыл бұрын

@@RouxAroo666 I could totally be wrong but I hope I am not.

@RouxAroo666

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheTalksin I hope you're not also.

@OpinionatedChicken59

4 жыл бұрын

Go on.

How has Chris made it this far into adulthood in one piece?

@nicktiznado8492

4 жыл бұрын

The world will never know

Chris can be a manager at Olive Garden after this. He'll advise his local restaurant on customer satisfaction.

If the average olive garden breadstick is 10'', if you were to make a single breadstick of all the breadsticks that Zack ate, it would be 431.25 inches long or over 35 feet

@AirZeph

4 жыл бұрын

So glad you include the ⅛😄

We're still waiting on the pod cast to be dressed by their SOs. I want to see how Gavin would be dressed by Meg.

@shadowangel3995

4 жыл бұрын

I love this idea, but who would dress Chris I wonder??? 🤔🤔🤔 I know💡 Clayton can dress Chris.

"How long can a breadstick be without breaking under it's own weight?" Gavin asking the important questions again.

@nowthatsurban

4 жыл бұрын

Its

@liamgriffin218

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin or Google... I can see it now

Gluten free food is for people with Celiac's, not for people trying to eat healthier. A waaaayyy too common misconception.

@slothfulcobra

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's always annoying. It's not unhealthy for most people and is an important part of maintaining the consistency of a lot of foods

@maxsilbert

4 жыл бұрын

There is a chance that Chris has non-celiac gluten sensitivity, seeing how diarrhea is a symptom of a leaky gut. The prevalence of this condition has increased 100 fold over the last 50 years because the species of wheat that we eat today is vastly different than what our ancestors ate. I agree that a gluten free diet isn't necessarily healthier, but you also don't need to have celiac to benefit from it.

@aplasticboy6067

4 жыл бұрын

people can be gluten intolerant without being celiac

@alexgaskin8375

4 жыл бұрын

@@aplasticboy6067 yep, my dad stays away from Gluten as it wreaks havoc in his joints, as it triggers his arthritis really badly

@Mrtheunnameable

4 жыл бұрын

@@aplasticboy6067 There's no scientific basis for "sensitivities".

When Chris is on the podcast Gavin seems smart

@phantom31017

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin and American Gavin.

@eviebee

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin is Smart. Gavin has a low wisdom and a high intelligence, but Chris has a low wisdom, low intelligence, but a high consitution.

@fanieldox

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin is very smart but plays off as if he’s dumber on camera because it’s funnier for the audience. Good businessman also!

@woefullyunderprepared9419

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin is actually really smart and super talented

This podcast was 1.5 hours of them bullying chris

@ginganinja2143

4 жыл бұрын

And it was glorious

43:00 I 100% agree with barb I tend to stand in the shower for a long time

First one without Burnie as constant cast... *wipes tear from face*

@jessirose

4 жыл бұрын

Where's he at

Barbara has taken the chair. THE REIN OF PUNKLEMAN HAS BEGUN!

Idk how long zack is in town for. But it would be cool to have him on the podcast too

Chris was the exact person I was hoping would fill the Bernie spot. I know it was just for the week but I really hope he can come on more regularly

@khalidbrown743

4 жыл бұрын

@Ellis McKennon President of the HOA yes

@OpinionatedChicken59

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know I mean I like Chris but in small dosages, maybe 1 in 3 podcasts would be fine but every one? He'd start to annoy me real quick, he takes way too long to say everything and, even though it's usually funny, the podcast tends to revolve around him when he's on.

I don't know what it is, but I love how Barbara says "Yeah" at 33:42"

Who ever is in the back is dying of laughter.

@CommissionerManu

4 жыл бұрын

Alexandra Mains they captured my soul that entire time. Chris sounds like an absolute madman talking about Olive Garden, and Zach moving to Austin temporarily for this dumb thing had me in tears 😭 😂

Barb: He can't *Walk* to an Olive Garden Me: *Gasps* Barbara

@childishcg8531

4 жыл бұрын

Ehh, Zach would make the same joke himself.

@khalidbrown743

4 жыл бұрын

@@childishcg8531 probably

If Chris is gonna be in the main 4, I will definitely be OK with this.

@TheTalksin

4 жыл бұрын

I would rather Geoff. But Chris is a fine stand in otherwise

@loveforkuja

4 жыл бұрын

god i wish

@herschels7599

4 жыл бұрын

Sims Legit what happened to burnie?

@EchoFlowDoe

4 жыл бұрын

@@herschels7599 new role in the company, gonna be on camera less, so he's no longer in the main 4 for the podcast

@TheEnigma271

4 жыл бұрын

Hearing Chris makes me want to jump out a window

I couldn't stop laughing, Chris needs to be the new member

Chris is a treasure

YES with Barb in the side chair. Love it!

29:24 Gus interrupting Chris about the size of the toilet bowl every time has to be one of the funniest moments of this podcast.

I live for the off camera laughs. Cracks me up

as an italian all this "pasta and bread everyday is bad for you" sounds extremely weird. we aet pasta and bread everyday for our entire life (and no, we are not all fat, not at all)

@payllllll

4 жыл бұрын

The way we Americans make pasta and bread will definitely make you fat

@BradyT918

4 жыл бұрын

Olive Garden pasta is not freshly made or does not ever taste like it, and compared to proper Italian pasta OG pasta is almost like a soup with the amount of sauce they add to it. Far from healthy or good for you.

@gianna--

4 жыл бұрын

yeah pasta is made differently in the US and is much worse for you than it is in italy

@ginganinja2143

4 жыл бұрын

You also gotta think about the fact that proper Italians like you eat that way your entire lives, and have for generations. So due to that, it doesn't affect you the same as Americans, along with the way they make Italian food here.

Chris, if you have a hidden camera, but you have to disclose it's location, how is it a hidden camera?

@nowthatsurban

4 жыл бұрын

Its

The concern on Barbs face upon hearing 43 breadsticks

@bbrbbr-on2gd

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Ness 43 and 1/8th

This episode was gold, can't wait for the RTAAs about it

Goodbye Burnie, I will miss you sweet prince~

@End3r_Wiggin

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Captain, my Captain!

Jesus, I am gaining weight just listening to the Olive Garden conversation.

Chris needs to be protected at all cost

@nowthatsurban

4 жыл бұрын

Costs

I love all the laughter in the background XD

:( I just realised we may never get an argument over how butter is sold ever again

Been a RT fan for almost half my life. Sadly the podcasts is the only content that I still watch regularly. Burnie leaving the podcasts was gonna be the final straw for me and I was gonna be done watching Rooster Teeth. However, If Chris replaced Burns as a main cast I’d tune in every week. The dudes an Americanized Carl Pilkington

I guess Gavin had to go to LA to film with Will Smith :)

Funniest podcast I've watched in a while

21:59 "House Training Chris" RTAA

Im excited for whoever Chris got! But also. Gus.

God. This Olive Garden talk is making me hungry for it! Could really go for an Al Carbonara

I don't watch RoosterTeeth content but I love these people. Why the f*** do I enjoy this podcast ??

9:58 play at half speed and just listen to gus lol The way he says "to the deh" lol

I shat myself laughing from guss

It’s funny how gus has to explain he was trying to be scary

If I had a dollar everytime Chris said "uh" I'd be rich.

Due to my years in boarding school and my house parents giving us a 10 minute shower time, I can't help but instantly wash everything and get out. It has been 10 years since those days having a time limit and nothing has changed.

I like Chris :) I hope we see him more often

Pretty sure the title of this is what my parents said when I was born.

Im with Barb about the shower, enjoy you're showers guys it might be the best part of your day.

Chris you were probably sleep walking, my cousin used to do it when he was little, more than once he would pee on the floor. Just dont let them get to you, keep being yourself, you're awesome! Sincerely one of a kind.

1:16:20 Chris is officially a video game player character. Let's be real, nobody WALKS when playing a game with a run mechanic lol.

Good cast!

Honestly love Chris

You know how gus says his name twice I want them to just continue to say their names for a solid minute

We have plenty of deer in Jersey. The Garden State is not all city.

Haven't watched the podcast in a while guess I'll watch for a few minutes... *Gets sucked into an Olive Garden Super-Size Me time sink*

RTAA 2 part episode "Chris' Pasta Diet" I can see that happening

@ginganinja2143

4 жыл бұрын

I feel that'd be 9 parts. 1 for each week the diet existed, showing his and Zach's spiral downward lol.

The look you are describing near the beginning sounds like clockpunk, one of the branches of steampunk.

They have so much patience for chris XD

the toilet episode for sure. the title didn't lie

Can we get a link to that toilet

I’m with barb. ENJOY THE SHOWER AND CHILL UNDER THE SHOWER

i love how distressed barbara is about 43 breadsticks.

I can't stop playing 47:10

I want pasta breakfast now.

I noticed people have been liking Barbara's puns more and more lately, someone should make a compilation of videos where Barbara's puns go over well instead of everybody groaning and getting mad LOL

Time for the pasta update

How did I know Chris would be in this podcast just from the title?

1:02:30 yeah... the whole east coast is overrun with whitetail

As an Australian, I always just thought all toilets have dual flush until I went to America I'm with Barb they are psycho's, most of my shower time is just enjoying the hot water on me. I can't wait to see Gavin's and Barb's outfit

@woefullyunderprepared9419

4 жыл бұрын

That's cause you legally have to have a dual flush in Australia, cause we got water problems

@MrGamingDJ

4 жыл бұрын

@@woefullyunderprepared9419 Sadly that's true, still kinda weird seeing a 1 button toilet for the first time

At 43:39 Chris looks like he has rabbit ears XD

Im ready for the outfit Chris picks. Coming from the brain of swordfish and dressing.

I hate that they get on to chris for the olive garden thing. I think he's a beast for that.

Instantly liked for Gavin's 7/8 of a breadstick comment

Outfits, Babs, and Gus.

"I have unlimited salad." -Chris Demarais, 2019

No they are all psychos. waking up and standing in the warm water as you adjust to being awake is just one of those moments

I absolutely get in the shower, and just take my time

36:41 hahaha I'm laughing to hold back the tears

38:20 thank you, thank you.

It's funny to hear Gavin and Gus talk about the expensive toilets when they can afford them 10 times over

There is 3.6 million whitetail deer in the state of Texas and there is 111,250 whitetail deer in New Jersey

I haven't heard this much about olive garden since brian redban in the early jre days.

Bring Zack Anner on.

Gavin asking the Hard Hitting Questions..

Its supposed to be a high of 39f this Saturday

Rumour has it, you can still hear that guy laughing and interrupting from the control room

Chris: "What's a vital?"

Why are they so surprised he weighs the same? You can eat literally anything you want and as long as he only eats his tdee then he won’t gain weight. Like I could eat 3400 calories of only pasta and it would do the same to me as eating my normal diet (what you actually mess with is the macronutrients which probably isn’t an issue for Chris since he doesn’t workout so it’s not hugely important if he’s low on some for a day)

@ACE117GS1

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely does workout, even mentioning it in this podcast. But yes he would prefer the low cost to a better workout

@user-ns3vs3bp3e

4 жыл бұрын

Mason Smalley dude he literally said he hadn’t been working out in the podcast and I meant more lifting than anything tbh which Chris clearly doesn’t do, or at least doesn’t lift for muscle gain (not that it’s a bad thing, just trying to say if for example Blaine who does lift for muscle growth did this he would suffer far more than somebody like Chris)

@ACE117GS1

4 жыл бұрын

He said recently he hasn't been able to as much. And on multiple prior podcast they mention how blaine got Chris interested in working out and how he has seen great results and is in great shape. Yes he isn't blaine but he does have good structure and definiton

so is chris going to be apart of the podcast crew taking burnies place? or are they just going to have rotating guests aswell as just regular guests or groups

@thedoctor5777

4 жыл бұрын

There's already way more than for people in the podcast crew they don't need to replace Burnie

I T A L I A N F O O D

Uncle Daddy XD