I want to believe in Tolkien’s mind, this is EXACTLY how the Dwarves saw the Elves

@ChaosLierLen

Жыл бұрын

"Ah nevirr thohght ah wudd dai fiyTin sadd b'sadd with in aelf" "Haow abowowt sy-eed by sy-eed wihith a frrrrrayend"

@loft777

10 ай бұрын

@@ChaosLierLen this kill me, the visage of legolas talking like that's is hilarious

@skullman-us7wn

4 ай бұрын

It’s DEFINITELY how the dwarves in warhammer see the elves

I like the idea of elves having the misconception that humans only live for as long as a well looked after cat.

@weneedaladder8384

10 ай бұрын

I mean, relatively they do. If an elf lives 750 years (which is what Google says DnD elves live for) then the 80 years a human lives would be even less than the 20 years a cat lives relative to humans.

@connorgibes709

9 ай бұрын

And that's actually part of the joke with this character. Being immortal, he hasn't needed a firm grasp on time or how long something will take or how long something will live, so he comically under and over estimates spans of time.

@rianantony

7 ай бұрын

​@@weneedaladder8384in dnd 750 is accurate, but it seems to me that in fantasy high they either can live forever or are understood by most to be able to liver forever. So the proportion is even smaller

@aussieseal9979

7 ай бұрын

​@@rianantonythey're immortal if they stay in their homeland

@Fenir91

7 ай бұрын

Some Elves call Humans Mayflies. It's not a misconception

“It’s two words?” “Your grandfather is pissing me off.”

@musicsaves71590

4 жыл бұрын

I just love how it's Gorgug getting mad 😂

@emilyjfreer2895

4 жыл бұрын

Mamawerecat he’s goes into a rage

“Riz has his hand on his gun” Something about a goblin in a fantasy world just carrying around a gun gets me to audibly laugh every single time.

@vcagande7998

4 жыл бұрын

“I cast Gun”

@GhimyDaCheese

4 жыл бұрын

@@vcagande7998 Artificer's be like

@Bgie-vu2jp

4 жыл бұрын

“You see Riz take out a gun IN SCHOOL.”

@bepis602

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bgie-vu2jp ruh roh

@dylanchouinard6141

3 жыл бұрын

“Parry this you filthy casual!”

Sandra Lynn's "you are NOT half this they are High Elves" is lowkey one of my favorite Sandra Lynn moments :P

@bookworm3696

4 жыл бұрын

"oh, so that's what they mean when they say "high" elves. -me

@RabblesTheBinx

2 жыл бұрын

Man, Sandra Lynn's kinda racist.

@ThirrinDiamond

2 жыл бұрын

@@RabblesTheBinx nah fam thats a status thing cus racially theyre the same in most lore ive seen. Its like a salaryman speaking negatively about posh people lol

@callmeyourdai5y518

2 жыл бұрын

I mean Adaines parents are horrible and shit but a little credit for making her a ball of anger so she doesn't become /this/

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@RabblesTheBinx No Fig was worriedly asking if she was half that and Sandra Lynn just reminded her she was a wood elf not a high elf. Fig was being racist not Sandra Lynn

“he is weeping without moving his face” GOT ME

@spacetearable

2 жыл бұрын

hhhuuuuuuuugh...hhuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh...

@KumaoftheForest

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Native America crying commercial

@Waluiginumberone

2 ай бұрын

@@spacetearablehaaaauuuuuuuuuunnnn. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh…

Zac's "come on." After "hïgh chjéwl" always gets me

@KamiKyojin

2 жыл бұрын

It's literally my favourite Zac-line. Somehow he managed to say "I'm so fkn done man" with nothing but tone

@WillyShankspeare

Жыл бұрын

It's the most replayed part of the video too lol

@lukeedwards6027

2 ай бұрын

Jyor-jhahj

i can't believe Gorgug got more angry at Fabian's grandfather for mispronouncing stuff than he got at Fabian for punching him in the gut for literally no reason lmao

@philiphockenbury6563

3 жыл бұрын

Hey getting punched in the gut happens. Water under the bridge. Mispronunciation of words in a fairly deliberate way, HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

@spacetearable

2 жыл бұрын

Jeor-Judge the tenai-je-jair

@chessmiller5661

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacetearable my phone literally had a "translate to English" option on this comment. Not that it worked well 🤣

@sunniqa899

2 жыл бұрын

Character growth

@SuperKindachi

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he DOES go into a rage when Fabian punches him. I think he's just learned that he can properly express his frustration with someone without going into a full rage.

"Is that her career?" "CARAAR!?!" *sigh* "Is it her job?" "JOBE!?!" "Oh god..."

@roseszalay2869

3 жыл бұрын

Talking with a rich kid from a private school

@Entropy67

3 жыл бұрын

same thing with errand, the concept of work probably doesn't exist for immortal beings lmao

I love how Gorgug can go from awkward nerdy kid to "I'm getting pissed" and "Your granddad's pissing me off"

@brianmorton9419

2 жыл бұрын

“Heigh chul” “Come on.”

@TheStealthyPyro

4 ай бұрын

He is a barbarian after all, got that rage in him

@kayleighlehrman9566

Ай бұрын

Excuse you, I believe you mean Jorjuj

@hatientacetlen4246

18 күн бұрын

He's gotten better at expressing his anger in ways other than bottling it up then flying into uncontrolable rages.

I’m sorry but I lost it at “elven sheets crafted by elven sheetsmiths”

@Levacque

Жыл бұрын

So he can put "sheet" and "smith" together, but somehow "boyfriend" is completely unattainable

@IrisGlowingBlue

10 ай бұрын

What would 'sheetsmiths' even be actually, like,, seamstresses? Weavers?

@emmakane6848

7 ай бұрын

@@IrisGlowingBlue I imagined that they were made out of some form of silver/insert fantasy metal thread.

@baronfuath5872

5 ай бұрын

@@emmakane6848 the ultimate weighted blanket! if you heat it up just a tiny bit its the ultimate heated AND weighted blanket! ITS FUCKING GENIUS.

Honestly the funniest part to me is fig going 'im half that...' and her mom *immediately* going 'you are not half that these are high elves' like even other elves are fed up with high elf bullshit lmao

I favorite part is “You’re all down to do my dad’s snuff, but my grandpapa says some weird words a few times and we’re all like Fuck this Guy”

Brennan going "Let us walk in the midnight orchards and recite our favorite poems to one another" and then just whipping out a fluffy rhyme scheme absolutely slew me.

@Z.A.N.E

4 жыл бұрын

And then best lunch lad goes- "Um... How much... Wood... Could a wood chuck chuck..." I love Gilear.

@grifffourn8200

4 жыл бұрын

I remember chat absolutely losing their minds over IMPROVED POETRY

@xerodd13

3 жыл бұрын

Calling that rhyme scheme fluffy is both the most correct and most beautiful thing I've ever seen

@roguetiefling

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I think I'm a good DM and then I remember that I CAN'T improvise convincing elven poetry off the cuff

@badflamer

11 ай бұрын

@@roguetiefling you probably are good. Brennan's just been doing this since he was 11 (literally) and thus is firmly in the God Tier of DMs

Brennan playing elves as out of touch absolute weirdos is one of my favorite things. EDIT: Just realized that autocorrect changed it to Brendan. I’m smooth.

@Anjiruu

4 жыл бұрын

Silly with Willey they're SOME kind of high elves alright

@THVEssays

4 жыл бұрын

His name is Brennan

@NoahHughes116

4 жыл бұрын

@@THVEssays branjan

@TheSadowdragonGroup

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoahHughes116 Janurea

@dylanchouinard6141

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Hughes Bredmam?

I love the idea that the orc and goblin characters are so over the high elf shit. Like the whole reason their races hate the high elves is cause they can't stand how the high elves talk and act weird.

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

2 жыл бұрын

"Why can't you just be normal?" 'Neurmahl?' "Oh my fucking god."

@stm7810

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like Warforged are more immortal than elves and they don't act like this.

@lumberluc

Жыл бұрын

@@stm7810 Yeah, with a robot, they can relate... Unless you know of a certain Artificer that built a Warforge, with 4 different protocols. Its name... Toaster Oven.

@stm7810

Жыл бұрын

@@lumberluc What's this a reference to? it sounds good!

@lumberluc

Жыл бұрын

@@stm7810 It is. Heretical Fun House kzread.info/dash/bejne/oWWCtI9tncSyYsY.html

I really want Brennan to play an elf character like this as a guest character on critical role

@omerbl1996

3 жыл бұрын

when the day will come that brennan comes to critical role... that will be a legendary episode

@BlinkingTwin

3 жыл бұрын

Hard same. It would be amazing

@iDongu

3 жыл бұрын

he would get kicked by the gang so quickly lol think Taryon but faster

@lvlHive

3 жыл бұрын

@@iDongu Old party, dead in an hour. the new party, depends on if Jester likes the way they talk.

@athenamccusker3310

3 жыл бұрын

@@lvlHive oh I GUARANTEE Jester would make Brennan’s character her new best friend lol

Despite the fact that Gorgug is literally a barbarian, I think this is the most pissed he has ever gotten from a simple conversation. Like he is such a chill dude, and yet his class is about rage and destruction, and THIS is the one thing that tips him over the edge.

@matthewcooper4248

3 жыл бұрын

He's a barbarian who rages over what's worth being mad about.

@kingcurry5139

3 жыл бұрын

Jorjuj*

@mayawhitten-desroches9800

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingcurry5139 no, not even close

@ElioMiles

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayawhitten-desroches9800 cheg.

@tl1326

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingcurry5139 jœrjúgjē

Fabian and his grandpa oddly remind me of first-gen kids of immigrants and their decidedly non-Western grandparents. Like, you know they love you, but they're about as easy to grasp as fucking air sometimes 🙃

@bepis602

3 жыл бұрын

Technically fabian is an immigrant, huh? I never really realised lol. Also thats such a precious way of looking at it. It really does seem that way tho! Reminds me of my chinese grandma who absolutely BUTCHERS every word of english she speaks because she never rreally learned how to speak the language lol.

@Rosy2468

3 жыл бұрын

aww yeah - My yaya has an excellent vocabulary but she has real unique pronunciations and idioms really just blow past her

@bejaromero2523

3 жыл бұрын

An absolute mood

@vdubmerc3

2 жыл бұрын

*grandpapa

@cannibalgender

2 жыл бұрын

yes this is absolutely me interacting with my arab grandpa- sorry, grandpapa

5:35 Murph's utterly defeated, pleading, 'close-to-the-edge-of-the-abyss' "You guys simply must stop talking to him" has me rolling hours later.

@AbiEliza95731

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I cried, and had to stop the video to text my best friend (who had not reached this part of the season yet) "Murph is so hilarious. You get no context." I then continued the video

@MrImastinker

2 ай бұрын

Emily's broken, "I LiKE thE wAy He saYS ThIngs!" afterwards is the kicker.

"Hueman" is what makes me snort loudly every time. "You guys simply *have* to stop talking to him."

@cryptid6279

3 жыл бұрын

riz silently being great right here is honestly incredible.

'Just promise me you wont turn into stardust and disappear.' ' mm m m....as you wish-' and turning into silver sand and the cut of chagrined nOo-

@gabrielclark1425

3 жыл бұрын

It was at that point that I realized the elves were just fucking with them.

i could listen to Telemine Lumenelda just repeat words back for several hours straight

@noe9580

4 жыл бұрын

jorjudge... chjej

@HuntingtonsDisco

4 жыл бұрын

JOBE

@dylanchouinard6141

4 жыл бұрын

“Rapot?”

@Kvalln

4 жыл бұрын

tenjaaajes....tjannge...tinajares......

@najadetwo22

3 жыл бұрын

"Baan?"

"So, is this like a high school?" "Hike Chuul?" "C'mon, man."

"The concept of a gun??" *Barfs* gets me EVERYTIME. So good

@KumaoftheForest

2 жыл бұрын

Guns were created by Dearves, Anti-Elf technology

@tylerferron9019

2 жыл бұрын

I have soiled myself for the first time since the second age of the moon

brennan after dunking on elves in escape from the bloodkeep: *i’ve tasted blood and i want mooore*

@Orestes728

3 жыл бұрын

More more more

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

That wasn't even the first time he dunked on elves. See his College Humor sketch Christmas Elves vs Fantasy Elves

I’m honestly impressed with Siobhan’s self control to not jump into these chaotic scenes solely cuz Adaine isn’t present lmao

@jadeyu7197

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD AMAZING

"A real eye?". "As real as songs and whispers" is what gets me.

@ATXnomad698

Жыл бұрын

This always kills me, it's so unclear how real that actually is

Cut to Adaine sitting in her orb prison just "Yep. Still kidnapped."

"I have soiled myself for the first time since the second age of the moon" Got me in the gut so hard

This is such a galaxy brain take on elves. They live forever. Of course this guy wouldn't know what a "career" or "job" is because, who needs any of that when you literally cannot die unless you're murdered? I love that Brennan made it silly but this is still incredible world-building

@stm7810

2 жыл бұрын

I mean in the base rules they need to eat, drink, breathe, trance and get diseased and suffer from temperatures just as much as humans and live about 800 years tops, it's Warforged that ignore mortal needs.

@theliar4558

Жыл бұрын

@@stm7810 I believe in Spyre (the main setting of FH) the high elves are immortal as long as they're in their homeland. Source: Rewatch the moments before Arthur Aguefort died. He had a speech that briefly mentioned that.

@stm7810

Жыл бұрын

@@theliar4558 Thanks, haven't seen the second season yet since still on Unsleeping city season 2 :D

@Cnichal

11 ай бұрын

The will know what a job is, because it’s just another word for “duty” for most people.

the fact that if you add the footage of every other time he’s dunked on elves and the elven language you’d have over a half an hour of content

@ashestodust9483

3 жыл бұрын

Threthreelehteeelthrerthre

@ProgressiveBoink

3 жыл бұрын

Bloodkeep had some quality elf-dunking for sure

@KumaoftheForest

2 жыл бұрын

And I’d watch that video

@DuncanDisordely

2 жыл бұрын

First episode of Fantasy High and Fig getting annoyed at overhearing elvish: “uhhh, so many ‘T-H’ sounds…” 😂

@alikisrafilov5946

Жыл бұрын

Well now I want that video

Zac's angry "Come on" at häíschûlě gets me every time 😂

@cleothehermetichermeticist8391

2 жыл бұрын

“High school.” “Hæįßćhüłė”

“What??” “SAND.” i’m in tears

first ever time they straight up started roasting elves was in the very first episode of Fantasy High when Sandra Lynn started talking on the phone to Gilear and Emily went "Ugh, can't believe I'm half that... Oh my god, just so many th- sounds, ugh" lmao

@Sabbathtage

2 жыл бұрын

You're right. It started with Emily but when the DM is roasting elves it means the world itself is burning them. Gorgug and Riz losing their cool over just talking to them is just perfect.

The fact that gorgug hates them is so funny to me

@urktheturtle2988

4 жыл бұрын

This makes the orc and elf dynamic make so much sense.

I literally constantly remember "jorjuj" periodically and chuckle, at times in the middle of my commute

@artemisfowldragon

3 жыл бұрын

*j u j*

@TobiasCWoods

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll be at school and I’ll have a tick hit me and it’ll just be “Jorjug” followed by myself trying not to laugh.

@RiverM8rix

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I hear it, I think “It’s pronounced “Jif”.”

@queenofvermin

2 жыл бұрын

This is the logic people who say jif instead of gif go by

@queenofvermin

2 жыл бұрын

F**k someone beat me to the punch

This video illustrates why elves are a chaotically aligned race

@ttttillermand

3 жыл бұрын

Traditionally they have been extremely neutral in fantasy.

@rianantony

2 жыл бұрын

@@ttttillermand not in dnd5e

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

​@@ttttillermand nah, fairy tale elves are chaotic as fuck. They are, after all, fey.

@ttttillermand

2 жыл бұрын

@@romxxii In D&D elves are chaotic fey creatures, yes, because D&D only draws from traditional fantasy, but is not itself in my opinon. Elves in old fables and fairy tales were generally downright evil, but i'm talking stuff more like The Lord of The rings, where elves were secluded and didn't want to meddle much with the outside world and just wanted to be left alone.

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

@@ttttillermand Err, you've got your stuff mixed up, buddy. D&D draws from Tolkien, full stop. Where you do think orcs come from, or elves who are man-height or even taller? Folk tale elves were all small fairy creatures who would fuck you up for shits and giggles, or maybe give you unimaginable wealth for similar reasons. Tolkien is the one who popularized man-sized elves who are lithe and who just "want to be left alone."

I love that if you actually listen to Telemine’s poem it’s just Brennan spewing fluffy nonsense for 15 seconds

@queengoblin

Жыл бұрын

So... Poetry 🤣

“I never thought we’d a whole episode of this show to just dunk on Elves.” Spoken like a true DM. Never would’ve thought a party would do this, but here we are.

@BeinIan

2 жыл бұрын

Every Session 1 with a Level 1 party: DM: "As you approach the tavern you see a notice board next to the door." *displays job board with various quests and juicy plot hooks* Ranger: "Do I see any stray dogs?" Wizard: "I ask the nearest passerby where I might purchase an Orb of Dragonkind." Rogue: "I rolled a 69 for stealth, I'm sneaking along the rooftops looking for a jewelry store."

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeinIan As a rogue I can confirm that is what we do

“I’m just hoping he says van back to us,” followed by Brennan teeing them up for it by talking about “the iron beast” is a great example of a DM thinking quickly.

Riz’s dance when Telemaine asks him about his gun is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

@88Ravenfeathers

4 ай бұрын

“You have a harsh energy”

Tiyan-ajers "You aren't even reading it"

I forgot about Brennan's bit where he didn't pronounce normal words correctly and ive been laughing for 10 minutes

The implication that goblins/orcs have beef with elves not for cultural reasons or due to shared history, but just because they *cannot fucking stand elves* is so funny to me.

All of a sudden it makes sense why soo many races hate elves in fantasy worlds

@artemisfowldragon

4 жыл бұрын

Erine120 not because of any racism, but just because they’re a bunch of pretentious assholes

@KumaoftheForest

2 жыл бұрын

When you’ve got that long of a life span and have had to watch Humans throw away thousands of themselves willing just to prove to everyone that you CAN have s*x with a Tarraque and live to tell the tale

@stm7810

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're so painfully beaugie.

@bacicinvatteneaca

Жыл бұрын

@@stm7810 what the fuck is that word supposed to be?

@stm7810

Жыл бұрын

@@bacicinvatteneaca That stupid german wordfor the capitalist class a.k.a. food, I spelled it poorly as a joke on how the elves sound.

Now we know why they're called "high" elves.

17:10 "Fabian!" "Yes-" "Your friend's a little dick!" The way he speaks so candidly gets me every time

“Where lands the evening swan of dusk, The mid light blooms and grow and peaks of mountains far away descend on crystal glints of snow And wheresoever songs are sung and Elven magic fills the air: Kael’ay thrandiel dhradha thuhta; a prayer I whisper now, a prayer” - Telemine Lumenelda (Composed by BLM in 10 seconds. Transcribed by me using 6 minutes)

@somefishhere

4 жыл бұрын

Bonus: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood he would chuck uh as much as he uh... and uh I don’t remember the rest” - Gilear Faeth, disappointment of wood elves everywhere

@Z.A.N.E

4 жыл бұрын

I aspire to make poetry that quick. Honestly- I should write out random poems just in case I ever have to do that during a campaign do that they think I did it in seconds flat

@Eidenhoek

4 жыл бұрын

It's snowing on Mount Fuji

@thepablorz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Z.A.N.E Notice that his poem was rather meaningless when it came down to it. Which is to say - give it a shot right now and you'll probably succeed to some degree :)

@NerdAlert8910

3 жыл бұрын

14:40

Jhorjuj and his vahn

i love how he elves just dissolve into dust and flow away on the wind to avoid questions..

Sandra Lynn specifying that ONLY high elves are this weird and completely separating herself is so based yeah here we make fun of high elves

Ironically enough, while a parody this is actually a pretty good example of what the Undying Lands are like in the Tolkien-verse. Unchanging and eternal, where immortals are free to pursue their wants for unbroken centuries at a time. It's also a pretty good example of why even Tolkien himself said that the races of men would not do well in the Undying Lands, since everything would seem strange and unchanged until in nearly the blink of an eye one would find oneself old and dying with nothing having changed. Knowing that Brennan is a big Lord of the Rings fan, it does not at all surprise me that he created a massive parody of "unchanging, eternal elves out of touch with mortals" that's also a fairly faithful example of the thing he's poking fun at. True parody comes from deep understanding after all

Elven Sheetsmith is my new favourite thing.

@redmanish

3 жыл бұрын

Resolution for 2021: learn the electric lute, start a rock band named Elven Sheetsmiths

@ejedwards1678

Жыл бұрын

@@redmanish I shall join you with lap steel

this is the most agro barbarian gorgug has been and I live for it 😂

@bluestryke1

4 жыл бұрын

Johrjuhj

@nosuchthingasgoodcows7003

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluestryke1 Chej

The best part is that earlier on he has the younger elves say the word “dick” so its at least consistent with Telamaine also knowing the word

Listening to this after leaving a brutal massage and was not expecting to hear the same royalty free spa music playing in the background

9:08 Zac is so good, but this little "come on" gets me every time.

I love that the people having the worst time in KAIlurMANURAA are the goblin and half orc

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

I mean tbf everyone else is elf and human

I love the idea of a high elf calling human “humAN” as the fantasy equivalent as a white dad saying “A-rab” instead of arab

@kjcorder

2 жыл бұрын

It is similar to how the star trek ferengi say it. Gave me a giggle

@humorlessclown

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 🤣

As a fan of fantasy stuff, there is nothing I love more than goofing on elves. I am the vindictive dwarf, its me.

Oh gawd, I need to make my high elf more like this. She has had her moments though… “Kristine Scilfore of Evereska.” “I don’t understand a word you just said.” “You do not know the word ‘of’?”

@jingbot1071

2 жыл бұрын

"Nice to meet ya Chrissy Skillshare!"

@mermidion7552

Жыл бұрын

Gesundheit

it gets even funnier when you think about the concept of Shibboleths, where the longer you've been alive, the harder it is to replicate pronunciations of unfamiliar word sounds, even with practice. Telemine has been alive so long that "teenager" and "garage" are completely alien phonemes.

The soft "come on" by Gorgug says so much I just cant (9:08)

@herringway434

4 жыл бұрын

Also the "what is... this?" at 2:39. Gorgug is just amazing

@LouieWebb560

4 жыл бұрын

That’s fully just Zac at that point so done with Brennan’s elven bullshit 😂

800,000 thread count sheets are theoretically possible but would feel terrible! High thread counts are a lie anyway, manufacturers pull apart the threads and then twist them back together so each Thea’s can be counted more than once. It ruins the integrity of the fabric and makes it rougher. 600 is the sweet spot for sheets, enough to be sturdy and crisp without being too stiff, and not a lie. Thank you for coming to my fiber lies Ted talk.

@jaws1628

Жыл бұрын

No, I demand cream feeling, Elven sheetsmith crafted, 80,000 count sheets. I demand to have a perfect nights sleep.

@jameson1239

Жыл бұрын

I mean this is elves we’re talking about i wouldn’t be surprised if they did use 800,000 individual threads

@IrisGlowingBlue

10 ай бұрын

We appreciate your incredibly specific rant youtube user thebadpoet

@sybariticcupboardrat3763

6 ай бұрын

@@jaws1628 ngl, I read filling instead of feeling and though you were demanding to sleep on a twinkie.

@jaws1628

6 ай бұрын

@@sybariticcupboardrat3763 well that just sounds like a terrible idea, comfy I’m sure but terrible idea…

I like that jorjuj was getting really pissed but I also like that Fabian was standing up for the grandpa

if you don’t spend at least 15 min dunking on elves in d&d what are you even doing

The mispronunciation part never fails to make me literally cry laughing every single time

I like how after the conversation moves on Zac had to butt in to correct that he doesnt die at 20

Telemaine crying will forever be one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure of seeing

There are few things that bring me this level of joy.

Elves are known for being supernaturally excellent at hearing and ironically terrible at listening. Edit: I rescind this statement and now choose to believe that he’s fully messing with them every time. Edit 2: Actually never mind. Both opinions are right.

@IrisGlowingBlue

10 ай бұрын

Valid

But they also gave the elves Gilear, the greatest living being to ever exist

I love falling asleep to this clip because Brennan’s soft speaking and the background music are so calming

@musiclikerperson

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I twice had to wrestle my eyes open after blinking turned to almost-napping lol

@samanthatyler9863

Жыл бұрын

When anxious at night this is my go to video.

@jacksonbland8793

Жыл бұрын

@@samanthatyler9863 SAME!

Gorgug being increasingly angry at Telemine is the best thing ever his "come on." @brennan was so fucking funny

Why do all the elves sound like a heavily sedated Matt Berry

@athriftygoddess6501

4 жыл бұрын

"I bake Elven whey BREAD."

@CorvusCorone68

3 жыл бұрын

they're HIGH elves, sedation involves drugs

@soren5312

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that is spot on. I just realized I would love to see Matt Berry playing DnD.

Brennan improvised a better poem than I could ever write no matter how much time I had

“ eeeh no! Illegal. Illegal.”

@BEEDRILL303

3 жыл бұрын

Old elf: * moans * Fig: “ again illegal. “

Brennan is having the time of his life and I love it

Love how angry Gorgug/Zac is getting at Telamine

Gorgug getting angry at Fabian's grandfather will never not be funny

Lol, but this left out one of my favorite bits where the grandfather is contact juggling a moss covered rock while Fabian dances. 😄

@elizabethlee2136

2 жыл бұрын

Or when Gilear eats cream and admits he's pretty cool for once

@Levacque

Жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh my god that made me cringe

That poem is actually evocative. Man, I'm always impressed at Brennan's improv.

My favorite part is that Telemaine occasionally becomes Borat.

There's a video called "the best of Gillear" that is the same length as this video and I thought for a second they would just be the same exact video

This scene has the same energy as the scene in Pink Panther where he’s trying to learn an American accent 😂 “debeugerh”

Riz: "You guys simply MUST stop talking to him."

I finally realized what dealing with Telemein reminds me of! The bad kids felt just like the Vile Villains trying to talk to the bones guy.

@Blasted2Oblivion

Жыл бұрын

He was at least somewhat sensible. Who DOESNT want to keep their bones?

Telemine is Gilear levels of hilarious

@landonkenneyshoemaker5025

4 жыл бұрын

I still think the funniest D20 character is the “My Bones” guy from Escape from the Bloodkeep

@artemisfowldragon

3 жыл бұрын

Completely opposite energy tho

I feel like if high elves existed they would HATE the "slow jerk off" hand motion humanity came up with because it would inevitably become the "go-to" gesture anytime a high elf spoke. And despite their long lifetimes not a single high elf is creative enough to come up with a meaningful response to that insult. 😂❤

I swear every time I turned the volume up he just started talking quieter

The ASMR music in the background really seals this for me 😂 Full FALL INTO SLEEP INSTANTLY ★︎ Healing of Stress, Anxiety and Depressive States ★︎ INSOMNIA RELIEF

ngl i love playing elves and absolutely dunking on them at the same time

@maivaiva1412

3 жыл бұрын

elves suck so much and i love them for it

“Dunking on Elves” The Dwarf in me is all for this. Elves are just the Ted Mosby of races.

@mermidion7552

Жыл бұрын

if we are doing analogys from HIMYM than dwarfs would be the Marshall (ironically seeing how big he is) and Halflings/Gnomes would be Barney

This episode made my dropout subscription 100% worth it

Wow grandad you're very hung up on the dying thing

"We simply m u s t stop talking to him"

5:39 "You guys simply MUST stop talking to him." just absolutely tickles me

1:44 Okay like we all like to clown him but imagine the visceral horror of every person you know and love is immortal - except for your grandson You have an eternity with everyone else. An eternity with your mother and father, your best friend, your children and their children - except not all of those grandkids. Fabian will be an old man and his grandfather and mother will be the same age

Brennan really loves his diaphanous textiles

@emilysmith2965

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a nerd, he obviously knows about dhaka muslin and wants us to regain the lost knowledge of its creation.