I could fix him. I could make him better. Just once chance Gilear

@emsanz_

4 ай бұрын

I'd even let him make me worse

@_t0bi

4 ай бұрын

you could spoil him like his yogurt spoils in his fridge

@rianantony

4 ай бұрын

- Halariel Seacaster, during her husbands funeral.

“If anyone needs me, I will be… surprised.” IS SUCH A LINE-

@gilliganinja

3 ай бұрын

Hearing it again now, I'm very likely to use that turn of phrase at work 😂

@SedBuildsThings

5 күн бұрын

It's from a Mitch Hedberg comedy routine

@NateJ6

20 сағат бұрын

Using that so often now

“Too Cursed To Live. Too Chosen To Die.”

@pikekeke

27 күн бұрын

He's not cursed, he's just a guy!

"YOU'RE LOW, AND HE'S LOW, IT'S *GILEAR'S DAY BAYBEEEE* "

i love that his response to “did you hear anything while you were under the van?” is “i was mostly covered in ants” like just leaving it at that is comedically genius

my favorite part of gilear is how everything he does makes emily laugh so hard

few things make me laugh as much as gilear getting his car repossessed by uber

13:32 The way Gilear just flat out tells Fabian to stfu and the following clip of him asking for Hallariel’s hand in marriage from her dad shows the one strength Gilear has. He’s so pathetic, he’s been at such a low point for so long, but it’s taught him what it’s like to be so low that he can recognize it in others. He can sense weakness, and knowing how easily pushed around he is he knows what he can get away with. The moment he sees someone getting anywhere near his level he pounces and it’s absolutely brutal. Is this manipulative and cruel and morally wrong? Yes. Does Gilear deserve it at this point? Also yes. Brennan is the god of his world and is actively trying to kill him and torment him whenever possible, he needs every win he can get.

@M.Datura

4 ай бұрын

I honestly read that part of Gilear as just pure desperation. I don't really consider it cruel, because he never really hurts anyone. Especially considering how awful they are to him.

@relic5752

3 ай бұрын

I mean Fabian did crush his windpipe so it isn't out of nowhere

@Theology.101

2 ай бұрын

See I saw this scene as Gilear living with a lot of high energy, incredibly powerful people who can and do frequently hurt him without any consequence. Fabian has like, ten times his hit points, how is pathetic little Gilear supposed to at all compare to the majasty of Halariel? News flash, everyone gets sad and throws up. Her dad, her son, probably her devil husband (who i guess they’re still technically married?) are all pathetic too. You deserve Love, Gilear!

“My landlord’s adult son threatened to kick my ass” and “you have a round kindle-“ “noo, noo, it was rectangular” are my favorite theyre so funny

“Gilear is hung like a fucking horse” we all knew it, Lou’s rage is hilarious 😂

"My life is a trap from which I cannot escape." I want that on a t-shirt

13:48 “I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER!” “What? What?! WHAT?!” “Fabian this is my only shot - fabian you gotta relax, *its my only shot.* Fabian, when will I ever another shot?” “I’m so low, I’m so in the pit right now-“ Gilear, for the first time in years, filled with a righteous and raw fury that can not and will not be quenched, “You’re low?” *Slap across the face, Gilear presses on and grabs him. “You’re low - he’s low. It’s Gilear’s Day BABEY!”

@Spiritoftherain

2 ай бұрын

And then literally a minute later: Makes himself throw up, calls himself one of the throw-up boys, and passes out. 😅

genuinely can't wait for more of him this season i miss my comfort pathetic sad wet cat man

@AleksandarBell

4 ай бұрын

Our babygirl

@Noone-ne7kw

3 ай бұрын

Tobi how are you holding up after the first few episodes

@_t0bi

3 ай бұрын

@@Noone-ne7kw i miss him when will he return from war (a cruise)

@moonmarcher

2 ай бұрын

​@@_t0bihe's back!!

@saraghhh

2 ай бұрын

I can’t wait to experience more of Glamour Gilear, or Glamear if you will. We shall get our pathetic sad boy back soon, but experiencing what could have been is an honour in its own right.

"I HAVE NO PRIDE" goes way to fucking hard

Gilear marrying up so high that it reaches the outer planes makes too much sense for his character We love a girlfailure dad 🩵

I'll just say it: Gilear is the best character in all of fiction.

"If anyone needs me, I will be... surprised." I only caught that now, and it goes into my mental bank of funky Brennan lines. I laughed so hard. Like the one from Magic and Misfits "Sowing the seeds of chaos into the fabric of this school."

I love that Fig, Kristen and Adaine go to the grocery store with Gilear

I don't know who this poor man is, but the very *concept* of luck appears to HATE HIM

@ninjabgwriter

4 ай бұрын

I have found out that he is the most graceless elf to ever be born, and I'm fairly convinced that the entire elven race became the elegant, ethereal beings they are by cursing THIS EXACT GUY to absorb all of their misfortune, bad days, flub ups, fumbles, and awkwardness.

@darrienjones8917

3 ай бұрын

Oh, so you do know who he is

@ninjabgwriter

3 ай бұрын

@@darrienjones8917 As much as random compilations of him on KZread can teach me, yes. I have also learned he has about the survival capabilities of a wingless gnat.

@Butterratbee

2 ай бұрын

@@ninjabgwriteryou shouldn’t talk that way about the chosen one

@ninjabgwriter

2 ай бұрын

@@Butterratbee I have since learned more about him, and bro has had dinner based on accidentally ordered garlic knots he found in the trash because he had no other food, and dies every other day. Chosen one he may be, but luck still abhors him with a laser guided passion. I find him hilarious conceptually but also feel intense pity for this poor poor man.

“My life is a trap from which I cannot escape…” 😂😂😂 I feel seen, Gilear… I feel seen

Gilear: “Guys, I’m not the Chosen One!” The Bad Kids: “Only the true Chosen One would deny his chosenness.” Gilear: “Alright then; in that case I am The Chosen One.” The Bad Kids: “He is!!’ He is The Chosen One!!!”

@stratavosstuff7575

Ай бұрын

It's very "life of brian"

I love how Bennan just rolls with Gilear being naked. He said nothing like that, and Lou just goes, "You said he's naked?"

every Christmas, I watch the old college humor skit of the high elf visiting for Christmas (played by Brennan) and I remember Gilear and how amazing he is

9:00 “He’s not cursed! He’s just a guy!” Tell that to the pride armour and the junior year story…

Gilear makes me feel better about how bad things are for me right now.

11:30 getting prescribed depression meds be like

"Look, you're down here with me now. You're rich, I'm not - help me."

CURDLED LEMON MILK??? 👀👀👀

The man who is the walking embodiment of Disco Elysium.

My tl hiding this from me is a crime “When you say chili, is it like actual chili” *and then,* Gilear is wild he’s so good at communicating and it has no effect on anything. He also speaks in this accent/affect that’s not like high elf snotty formal he’s like this deep dreary formality And I want to know where he picked it up, because other wood elves at least from Silvare don’t have it. and he’s like so clear and says exactly what’s going on and it makes no difference I am so fascinated by him. What is going on with gilear

@Lucifersfursona

4 ай бұрын

I want to teach Gilear about lassi for chaste and innocent reasons that have nothing to do with the information rolling under a 16 will get you. I am very normal about this.

@Lucifersfursona

4 ай бұрын

“Can’t we make him a little nest to shit in in the van?” Devastating. “Stop doing bits!”

@Lucifersfursona

4 ай бұрын

What if young gilear is just grant o’brien No listen. Long man. Wet foods. From both right now and a really specific period in the past. “He’s not cursed he’s just a guy!” He always keeps a gogurt in his pocket. It’s taking him that long to eat one (admittedly large) nut? His panic and what he did was so strange they believed he may have been casting a complex spell. Up top. He thinks someone has spiked his stew with drugs. It’s just the first food he’s eaten that’s not dairy based in 30 years. They get it, they both get it, they’re the throwup boys! He spits the apple out. He was doing a little trick for himself! He was mostly watching the van for that.

@Lucifersfursona

4 ай бұрын

“I know what you’re going through. And on my way to the van, I was accosted by a man who said he was going to kill me unless I gave him 250 gold pieces. Can you give me 250 gold pieces?”

@M.Datura

4 ай бұрын

Isn't it stated sometime that Gilear used to work as a diplomat? Which would explain both his calmness, formality, and verbal capacity. With better charisma he'd be a great speaker.

he is truly the chosen one!

8:50 He is not cursed huh Brennan?

@futchslug

11 күн бұрын

Absolutely lied to us all... though to be fair the curse isn't the reason for his civilian stats lolll he truly is just a guy (who happens to bear an ancestral curse)

I must warn you... It will break me...

Hes so girlfail, i love him

Gilear is my spirit animal.

I miss him