It is done! The full stream edited down to roughly around 1 HOUR!

 The editing process has been a neat experience (and repetitive, so many lines replayed from trying to figure these out that I've accidentally memorized a good chunk of the stream). I initially just made this entire thing to show one friend without having to go thru the whole stream, and then I realized that once I gotten that far, I should polish it and make a public version. 

 The earliest cut of this was from like October (kzread.info/dash/bejne/pHWuzZaKXZyeY5M.html) where looking back on this now, a LOT of improvement was made haha. Those of (u know who u are) who tossed feedback my way and helped me figure out the most indecipherable lines... yall r the real mvp. 🤘

 The editing was kept as close as possible to the edit style of the original, which was referenced a lot for certain editing choices, so, hopefully it stayed true to the series by some fair amount. This project was a lot of fun! Now that it is complete... ENJOY! 🏦⚔️

@1Dominic1

3 жыл бұрын

This is the closer I needed

@1_1bman

3 жыл бұрын

did you intentionally leave out clips where darnold says words with the letter j in them?

@abysswalker2594

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for them to see this

@isaiahwolftail867

3 жыл бұрын

u truly did gods work thank u

@jay-mp1rb

3 жыл бұрын

@@1_1bman wait why would they do that? did i miss some lore bit lol

Benrey's flamethrower, a.k.a. the Black Mesa Spicy Voice

@presidentraiden9203

3 жыл бұрын

The orange variation makes people feel pain

@gazelle8431

3 жыл бұрын

@@presidentraiden9203 orange to to red means. Means he just bled

@presidentraiden9203

3 жыл бұрын

@@gazelle8431 When he sprays red, like the rage inside him, it means in hatred!

@yourhumbledissenter

3 жыл бұрын

Orange, yellow, and red means your going to be dead

@Schmoper

3 жыл бұрын

The Black Mesa heat voice.

I love how scorpy’s comedy is enhanced by 500 percent by his weird way of holding the ends of words

Glad to know the order of events in HLVRAI are- Escape Black Mesa Chuck E. Cheese birthday party Movie Bank heists

@theoddster830

3 жыл бұрын

I need to know about the movie part. S e n d m e

@TuckyBlue

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoddster830 behind the scenes.

@stupid-idiot-555

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoddster830 look up hlvrai but the cast is commentating

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45

3 жыл бұрын

So the White House heist is why Gordon's in a coma until HL2

@GoldballIndustries

3 жыл бұрын

imagine HLVRAI but the science team play phasmophobia

I like the idea that Benry isn’t just capable of following the Science Team at his own will but also knows Wayne’s “true” name by rifling through files and indulging in his twitch streams, also saying that Gordon Wayned it.

@YeetSpace

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, a fellow HLVRAI fan, and clinically online H*mestuck too Duece with doze's hat, nice

@MrBiggyfoot69

2 жыл бұрын

Does that mean Benrey likes Wayne?

@wacula426

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBiggyfoot69 Benry probably appreciates that Wayne participates in his shenanigans, so he looked into him more. They both probably think the other is a pain in the ass but funny. Romantically, most likely not.

@MrBiggyfoot69

2 жыл бұрын

@@wacula426 it's confirmed that Benrey does have a crush on Gordon tho, that's what I mean. So like, does Benrey like Gordon or Wayne?

@wacula426

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBiggyfoot69 oh shit for real? My bad then. The dynamic between them? It's great banter and comedy gold. Romantic intentions or not, Benry definitely looked up Wayne to keep the dynamic and follow him to do so. Edit: forgot to answer your question; most likely

gordon saying "get out of here mister!" immediately followed by "actually, you own a bank" and shooting him was incredible comedic timing and also based

@spartanc173

3 ай бұрын

"We must minimise civilian casualties!" "This guy owns a bank, though." "Eh, fuck him."

dr coomer: I'm living rent free in your head me: flashes back to hlvrai and there's a world inside your head i need you to take me there

@wonkusbonkus8528

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

@twotimesj6478

2 жыл бұрын

The difference this time is consent

@FancyMcSchmancy

Жыл бұрын

He actually did get in his head but it was by complete accident so now Gordon and Coomer act like collage roommates.

Holly is still doing the “talking and then it cu-“ bit and I love it.

@HelloBeeyo

3 жыл бұрын

she does it so much and it literally never gets old omfg

@thegetrktshow

3 жыл бұрын

prob cuz her int sucks lol

@TheOfficalTacoBell

3 жыл бұрын

i dont think she does it intentionally

@7zero701

3 жыл бұрын

She is such a delight

@rotary135

3 жыл бұрын

@@7zero701 she is so 🥺

Love how the text colour changes to blue when they figure out that it’s Benrey

Even when you can't understand a goddamn word Scorpy is saying he is still fucking hilarious.

I like to think Benry actually hid his data amongst the rest of the science teams data. He hitched a ride when “Gordon” move their data from one game to another.

@keterpatrol7527

2 жыл бұрын

Nice theory

@quantumblur_3145

2 жыл бұрын

Amongst?

@patoanimations420

Жыл бұрын

@@quantumblur_3145 SUUUUUUUUUSSSSS

@Shy_002

Жыл бұрын

It’s like coomers failed attempt to puppet Gordon

I love the energy in doctor coomer saying "BEND THE KNEE YOU BLUE BOOTLICKING BITCHES''

Wait, if Playcoins are valid outside of Black Mesa too, and the exchange rate of dollars to Playcoins is 5 to 1, doesn't that mean Gordon would have access to a near infinite supply of Playcoins, given that they're all robbing banks?

@exo8686

3 жыл бұрын

My god...

@luigimss_

3 жыл бұрын

@Vance Schluter When or IF he reads this.

@probablyapineapple

3 жыл бұрын

@@luigimss_ Oh He Will

@somedingusidk1242

3 жыл бұрын

Wait are play coins continental coins

@TheSuper966

3 жыл бұрын

That's just grinding in a nutshell

Darnold at 38:09 saying “…one of the last six blimps in the world.” Is the greatest sound ever.

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

Log is so funny at all times

38:58 Benrey cackling like a child while chasing Gordon with a knife is peak humor

47:42 I think he said "Tommy's still syncing with our reality"

Tommy is so popular he even has his own gun! TOMMY GUN

the fact that they actually made this and that it wasn't just a joke in the cast commentary is really funny

I love how the HL1 models are so disconnected from payday 2 that pausing the game looks like a bad photoshop job

'Im bringing all of you except benrey first' Tried to revive Benrey first Yeah ok Feetman

@FlourFields

2 жыл бұрын

Benrey feetman

@victoriaasenjo524

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlourFields "mr benry feetman"

@meggubravo8373

Жыл бұрын

​@@victoriaasenjo524 Wait the wedding was canon!?

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

What a horrible way to get eyes

tommy's pitch-perfect joshua impression at 43:08.... excellent

@AzuriteCoast

3 жыл бұрын

That tore my sides

43:08 wayne/gordon immediately going "josh ?" was very cute :)

@GladiusTR

Жыл бұрын

Very sad :(((

@Hebleh

8 ай бұрын

Even Benrey/Scorpy did it ;o;

I just realized that Benrey's boops at 49:28 are the countdown from Halo 3

@pumpkin_the_snek

3 жыл бұрын

And mario kart

@smitzw5077

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah , in the multiplayer I only recognised it now

1:04:38 "Live fast, smoke grass, and eat ass, Gordon!" -Dr. Harold P. Coomer, PhD

8:14 One of coomer’s savage insults

@TuckyBlue

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Coomer based?

@malachiatkinson7245

3 жыл бұрын

I was simultaneously impressed, afraid, and a bit attracted

@YeetSpace

3 жыл бұрын

@@malachiatkinson7245 To Coomer, Holly or both? Both is a 100% exceptable answer

@malachiatkinson7245

3 жыл бұрын

@@YeetSpace And both is the answer it happens to be. And I don't even like guys Edit: the "guy," of course, being Coomer

@Redofreko

Жыл бұрын

it sounds like an actual line in payday 2

Imagine being taken hostage, then you hear "You guys over your random murders? like at that science facility that imploded on itself?"

i love how Tommy sounds a lot happier in this one especially at 5:24 when hes talking about the mini MNMs

52:26 tommy eighth wonder

Darnold is so underrated he cracks me up

@feralhawg867

2 жыл бұрын

One of the last six blimps in the world!

@clawcakes

2 жыл бұрын

RAZMERRY????????????????????

@noizepusher7594

Жыл бұрын

I love how they made him the man in the chair, it fits so well for his geeky but violence hating persona

@Cinnaschticks

Жыл бұрын

I love Darnold sm

@sillybillywillygoose

10 ай бұрын

REALALLL

How does Holly make constantly quotable lines like this.

@abeestosruinsageneration3725

3 жыл бұрын

2!

@BitBoy64

3 жыл бұрын

That was my smart-grenade!

@strawberryshortpup3655

3 жыл бұрын

"There are a lot of bodies here!... That's *ONE MORE!"*

@BenicioDelgado956

3 жыл бұрын

It’s new

@hexterspectre1191

2 жыл бұрын

“I think C-3PO fucks hard and good every day!” has haunted my brain since I first saw this stream

the fact that coomer slips and falls sometimes and that he has a life alert thing implies that he is going senile despite being able to handle a lmg

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

He is an old man, after all (it summons a nearby clone, which he kills for spare parts/sustenance)

"Don't stab Benrey" - Gordon Freeman for some reason

i was initially so upset that you didn’t include the hot chocolate at a high velocity line but then... right at the end, like the sun setting on the horizon....... fuckin beautiful. thanks for editing this together!

@birdsniffingthefloor

3 жыл бұрын

hahahah

@sbeve4841

3 жыл бұрын

1:07:00

Bro when Dr. Coomer went θฯ¤Гμ¿^¬μГ· I felt that

I’m glad that even that gordon and benrey are enemies, they both care about Tommy

@catdeaddetailslater2904

3 жыл бұрын

everyone cares about Tommy

@dentedtester36

2 жыл бұрын

@@catdeaddetailslater2904 I love your username

@meowmeowmeowmoews

2 жыл бұрын

@@dentedtester36 me too lol, reanimator is great

@Cinnaschticks

Жыл бұрын

I care him :)

@squidy.tea-png8343

Жыл бұрын

Tommy is just like that :)

"im living RENT FREE in your head :]" IS THE BEST LIEN EEVER

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

My head has no land lords, anyone can live there rent free, that's why I have so many head mates now.

Here are my guesses as to everyone’s awareness: Wayne is literally streaming it to everyone, why would he not know? Dr. Coomer went through his whole arc so he definitely knows that he is not real. Bubby is weird. He mentions “perfecting his run,” which implies he’s somewhat aware. Tommy mentions “Payday,” as this stream is in Payday 2. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was self aware, considering his father. G-Man is G-Man. He runs metaphysically. He lets the events of Episode 2 play through without any effect from his retcon in Alyx. The G-Man in HLVRAI is the same, but now he has a son. Benrey is basically a virus on Wayne’s computer that only ever activates when Wayne logs the Science Team into a game. Wouldn’t be surprised if he knew Nobody else shows any signs of self awareness JohnWickLover is just some random player, but Benry mentions that he’s his brother. Since JWL plays the game like an actual game, it’s very likely he’s aware.

@diapollockal8962

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that the "brother's" account was a front to get him in.

@plasticballs

3 жыл бұрын

G-Man actually seems the least aware out of all of them, he never said anything self aware and he's completely outside of the science team

@bitterman7258

2 жыл бұрын

yeah almost like in the title of the series it says the ai is self aware

@BadWolfAce

2 жыл бұрын

JohnWickLover1994 could be the creator of Benrey and the experimental build of Half Life VR. Might be quite farfetched of an idea but its worth thinking about

@Gwestytears

2 жыл бұрын

How does he feel pain if it's a video game? Is it like a Ready Player one game he got trapped in?

5:27: "You know, some people say that there's no difference between the mini ones and the full sized ones, but there is- it's circumference!" - Tommy Coolatta, on M'n'Ms

"I'm sick of giving you any highlight in my life" *" . . . well that hurts, man."* I love this exchange so goddamn much. 35:10

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

No seek and find page

I think the line at 7:08 is "Who said we had to stop?" Sounds right, and it makes sense in context, since Dr. Coomer starts talking about how "this is science" afterwards And I think Bubby's response at 7:11 is "True."

Every time Darnold speaks, and those subtitles come up, a long-dormant memory in my brain expects him to tell me it's safe to turn off my computer now.

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

You need to put the cd in the dik

"Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!"- one of the scientists to a police officer before shooting them in the face

i like to think the gmod stuff before johnwicklover comes in is how benrey's let's-play videos/stream would be like if he did that kind of thing

@feralhawg867

2 жыл бұрын

I'd watch the shit out of that tbh

1:01:42 I could have sworn he said “Star Trek characters can ask for in-house dining” but it’s impossible to tell

@blakekillionfilm

3 жыл бұрын

also thank you so much for editing this!!

@crabulonbestgirl9130

2 жыл бұрын

i thought he said HRT

47:42 I think he's saying "Tommy is syncing with our reality" in response ot Baulp's connection issues

Coomer is slightly disappointed that he wasn’t modded into punch out

im not deep into hlvrai but this genuinely felt like an ep, so good job. very well done, the comedic timing was on point!

"Coomer, I'm followin' after you. I'm bringin' a brass knuckle." "*faulty shopping cart wheel noise*"

@PinkApocalypse

2 жыл бұрын

@Pax 44:23

8:12 "BEND THE KNEE YOU BLUE BOOTLICKING BITCHES" killed me

50:20 When Benrey reads Fahrenheit 451:

can't believe coomer is full of nuts.........

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

If he bursts open, the dust will coat the earth. Anaphylactic Armageddon

I love how you got the text perfectly, looks like it's actually made by Wayneradiotv

"Hello gordon!" It feels good to hear that

13:51 This is the very first time Tommy has ever said Gordon instead of Mister Freeman

@leviathxns

2 жыл бұрын

Proof that they've started dating

@DarkShadowFren

11 ай бұрын

2 years late, but in hl self aware, tommy actually said gordon but it was cut, you can search full stream of act 1

thank you for making this, i’ve had the VODs rotting in my watch later for months edit: holy SHIT there’s subtitles. you are a god among mortals and my audio processing disorder ass is saved!!

@crowwithaknife1312

3 жыл бұрын

46:43 oh oops this is awkward now huh

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

​@@crowwithaknife1312 the white house and capitol are two different buildings

I just wanna imagine all this shit is happening in the time between the end of HL and before the seven hour war, so these heist are easy because the rest of the world is dealing with the portal storms 🤣

@muda1312

3 жыл бұрын

That would be honeetly amazing

"That reminded me of... a certain moment in my life" I saw the fade to black and then my mind goes straight to said moment

Everything Holly says and does brings me exquisite joy

I actually forgot this was fan edit for a bit

@m.candsprings5544

3 жыл бұрын

Same

5:54 Dr. Coomer: I’m living rent free in your head Me: you live rent free in everyone’s head

*“Get out of here- wait actually, you own a bank!” * DIRECT ACTION GORDON FREEMAN! DIRECT ACTION GORDON FREEMAN! DIRECT ACTION GORDON FREEMAN!

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

Anarchism will win! :D

@LordDeathslayer

Жыл бұрын

A little anti semetic

@noahhornbeak8831

Жыл бұрын

@@LordDeathslayerhow so? Bank owners are bastards regardless of race or religion

@tentativegazer

Жыл бұрын

​@@LordDeathslayer ??? Isn't calling that anti semitic perpetuating the stereotype that Jewish people run the banks???

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

​@@LordDeathslayerdid you just introduce yourself like a pokemon?

I'm glad Wayne hasn't compromised Gordon's character to try and give fan service ship bait, he reacts the Benrey in a way that makes sense.

@JogVodka

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, why would he mess with the dynamic just for fan service? Especially since he's more comfortable being himself during the streams and the friend group likes to do their own thing, even if it may not draw in as much views or attention.

@noahshad09

3 жыл бұрын

Wayne himself said that it’s how he would react If this was happening

@bloxsyoutubepage

2 ай бұрын

jokes on you this IS fanservice for us frenrey enjoyers!

holy fucking shit thanks!!! i was never able to watch the stream since im kinda fucked up and have to have subtitles. this was so well made, felt like an actual official vid

@moonrat1955

3 жыл бұрын

I love your username

@quantumblauthor7300

2 ай бұрын

Captions are for everyone

I like how the mic quality is worse in payday than in gmod

Looks like it’s Cannon Benry did not die

This is litterally the dlc version of hlvrai

It sounds so weird with the cleaner mics, because it doesn’t have the magic the gmod mics had, but it’s barely noticeable :)

@beansaresodelicious

2 жыл бұрын

i heard dr coomer s voice have to use the crunchiest mic

Everybody gangsta till the science team pull up

fun fact! while watching this, i completely forgot this was fanmade because it's so good :)

Thank you so much for doing this. Trying to watch the original vod was a nightmare because I have autism and auditory processing disorder. You're doing god's work.

@beansaresodelicious

2 жыл бұрын

what does auditory processing disorder do to you? i have never heard that b4

@morshulinton4112

2 жыл бұрын

@@beansaresodelicious Auditory processing disorder (APD) is where you have difficulty understanding sounds, including spoken words. The original VODs don't have subtitles, aside from Coomer's final message in HLVRAI.

@LifesNeverHumDrum

2 жыл бұрын

Oof I feel you there. The subtitles are necessary for pretty much anything I watch, and Wayne's streams are almost universally geared towards those with sensory-craving rather than sensory-overload

@piroshi3rd

Жыл бұрын

Oh shit, I didn't see this. To be more specific, APD (at least to me) is about struggling to differentiate sounds coming from multiple sources at the same time. Like I can't zone in on one person talking and understanding what they're saying, I instead hear a jumble of noises all at once from every angle. Supposedly APD is pretty common with folks with ADHD/ADD too. Another really common symptom of APD is slow processing - even if I hear only one person talking with no background noise and they're speaking clearly, it can take me a bit longer to internalize the meaning of what they actually just said. That often results in people with APD saying "what?" thinking they didn't hear it when they technically did, then in the middle of someone starting to repeat themselves answering "oh yeah I got it". I wish I could explain why subtitles are so important to me even if the audio is good (in this video's case, it absolutely is not good lmao which is why I'm extra grateful) If I had to guess, text tends to be a way easier way of quickly processing words since I can re-read it independently within milliseconds if I didn't "hear" it the first time.

This just made me realize I would love for Wayne to do a stream of Gordon, Dr Coomer, Bubby and Tommy going through Left 4 Dead 2 campaigns.

49:52 January 2021

I love how Benrey is just a absolute menace the entire stream

59:05 is my favorite moment, so far

normally I complain to people about releasing other peoples content before they can. But this is the text book definition of true hard work I can tell this took sometime and the outcome was fabulous Good vid

7:08 "Who said we had to stop? We're learning of the applications of (...)" just a minor clarification for the subtitles there

Gordon: Fugitive, Grinder Coomer: Technician, Ex-Pres. Bubby: Enforcer, Sicario Tommy: Ghost, Crew Chief Benrey: yooooo i got all the skill points in the world bro, hahah, Sociopath Darnold: Mastermind, Hacker johnwicklover: The meta skill tree arrangement for Loud, Stoic Forzen: Enforcer, Infiltrator

@Shy_002

Жыл бұрын

What about sonic

@Filipokerface

7 ай бұрын

​@@Shy_002 grim reaper

I love how closely this feels to the HLVRAI episodes in terms of where the cuts are and the editing.

Honestly, having Benry show up again is great, but I think it would have been funnier if they modded it so he was one if the cops and he just kept hounding Gordon and getting in his way.

@MrLegendofLP

2 жыл бұрын

Could’ve been cool, but Benry aparantly just wanted to be friends with Gordon so him trying to force himself into being part of the science team is totally in character.

Police: Who the hell are these guys?! Gordon: Were the science team! at 36:48

52:05 _Benrey killed Forzen, guys._

It is actually so nice so so nice to see benry being vunrable and not having god like powers but still is the master of the black mess sweet voice 4 skellitons

I've only ever had sensory processing issues once in my life, and it happened on the day this steam aired, making the dialog near impossible to hear and hard to concentrate on. I appreciate the edit even if I can normally understand w/o subtitles as it's helping out a lot of peeps.

Coomer saying ACAB was probably one of the highlights of this video

@RealLenny

Жыл бұрын

What does ACAB mean anyways, its the stream title right

@soulguibo

Жыл бұрын

​@@RealLenny

@soulguibo

Жыл бұрын

@@RealLenny oh uhhh....yea!

@noahhornbeak8831

Жыл бұрын

@@RealLennyall cops are bastards

thanks for uploading “all dogs go to heaven 2”

hahaha that edit at 59:09

it's so odd seeing the Science Team working together for once

@iturnedintoabox960

Жыл бұрын

Only illegal things can unite them

8:14 is fucking awesome

So what I gather from this is that Coomer (being aware and all) gained the ability to travel to different games independently of Gordon

@bread5795

3 жыл бұрын

do you mean benry?

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

@@bread5795 Bennry can do anything, but Coomer travels between games too, as shown by having the punch out glove, though it's probably hard for him to do.

@bread5795

3 жыл бұрын

wait didnt gordon put the AIs into payday?

@stm7810

3 жыл бұрын

@@bread5795 I think he did, I was just referring to how Coomer got the glove.

POG!!! i commend you for putting in so much work for this, youre a true soldier. now i can relive the stream without my ADHD throwing a fit!

thank you SO SO MUCH FOR THIS ive been honestly waiting for someone to do something like this, i cant really sit through a whole un-subtitled stream (cos...adhd and my hearing isnt fantastic) so this is literally the best thing ever thank you thank you

This literally feels like playing the DLC after finishing the main game

This feels like an actual Wayne video, nice job

Coomer lives rent free in MY head

tommy being stuck in the walls and hallucinating sonic the hedgehog because of 150 year old asbestos while his friends fuck up the white house is so fucking funny

"Our days of drinking soda off the floor are over we're back in society again"

the mini m&m's do hit different tbh

Damn, the new mics really mess up Dr. Coomer’s voice, just like Holly said they would in the cast commentary.

27:05 powerful

gordon meanman