Its funny how being a cop was the only thing Brian was good at in his life

@DTheCritical

3 жыл бұрын

And even then he ends up a drug addict

@iRazenrak

3 жыл бұрын

He was good at his Home Depot job too. I think it was just Stewie that ruined it for him.

@luisarrieta8760

3 жыл бұрын

Also he was an excellent real estate agent xD

@notevenclown9304

3 жыл бұрын

@@luisarrieta8760 don't forget he was a good real estate agent because he had his teeth in different shape if you remember the episode, so in reality he did not have a selling talent

@To-New-Beginnings.

3 жыл бұрын

Being a dog. Working at the headwear store. Being an online journalist. Being a father to Kyle. Looking after pearl. Lol

Brian’s laugh when he is high is just too perfect

@ggloitergg

3 жыл бұрын

*HAHAHAHAAHUHUHUHUHUH*

@Btro

3 жыл бұрын

@@ggloitergg *HAHAHAHAAHUHUHUHUHUH*

@AMRAND0.V2

3 жыл бұрын

Feels like Stewie is the one laughing

@imstupid880

3 жыл бұрын

Stewie laugh

@adonaiyah2196

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like mozart in Amadeus

Peter's completely random Big League Chew comment gets me every time lol

@camy205

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah I love how it has nothing to do with what Brian said, like he just stopped listening halfway through Brian's speech

@j-rodthelibrarykid1166

3 жыл бұрын

@@camy205 and chris suddenly looks calm like Brian's monologue never happened

@VectorCultistCaptainVector

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@panached1450

3 жыл бұрын

its some damn fine bubble gum

@Randy-ry9ss

2 жыл бұрын

They still make it too.

The tone of the series was completely different! It was more down to earth, a slower pace and the jokes were so well written you could actually laugh and then truly absorb them.

@To-New-Beginnings.

3 жыл бұрын

@Christian no it shouldn't have. Another certain show yes. But unlike that. Family guy has changed. Is it perfect?. No. But the majority like it. So why watch these just to complain?. Why not just find another show you actually like. Then fans can enjoy the show and you dont have to watch and complain. Lol Simple. Everyone wins.

@collodion1884

3 жыл бұрын

It was better back then because it had the writers who later moved over to American dad.

@To-New-Beginnings.

3 жыл бұрын

@@collodion1884 not really the majority of the writers are still with family guy.

@EricsWeirdMind

3 жыл бұрын

This was the family guy that got cancelled.....

@MrParkerman6

3 жыл бұрын

So you are talking about the first 8 and a half seasons of The Simpsons?

2:18 when Stevie was meaner he actually stood up for Meg

@Nameless82284

3 жыл бұрын

That's because these were characters back then.

@madkatyt968

3 жыл бұрын

*Stewie*

@GanjalfderGruene

3 жыл бұрын

Stewie was a diabolical genius and brian was smart. Now stewie is nothing more than gay and brian is an idiot

@fatboyyjr9800

3 жыл бұрын

Its Stewie dick head

@deathripperfromhell7977

3 жыл бұрын

@@GanjalfderGruene man they aged badly

The way he says FACE absolutely kills me 🤣🤣

@fuckamericanidiot

3 жыл бұрын

put down the fork..........FACE.

@harishpandey9662

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckamericanidiot can you explain to me why he said FACE tho?

@katrinamack444

3 жыл бұрын

@@harishpandey9662 fork face = fuck face ?

@abhisahni7880

3 жыл бұрын

@@harishpandey9662 I think it's just a way of like shutting someone down or like him adding emphasis to the end of what he said? maybe equivalent to saying "period" after a point you make 👀

@j-rodthelibrarykid1166

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it meant (in your) face

2:31 Love that way he spits his cigarette out, and one of my favourite Peter laughs

2:14 2:22 Wow, he stood up for his sister. The tone of the show was much better. Brian was flawed but well-meaning, and Stewie wasn't as psycho. The writers seemed to care about actually sounding witty.

@silentwalker434

3 жыл бұрын

In short : When Family Guy was actually good .

@daveydoinks5347

3 жыл бұрын

That was standing up for his sister?

@DopeSmoke916

3 жыл бұрын

@@daveydoinks5347 he was defending Meg from Brian’s insult

@byronsenior6499

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get what Stewie said though. Like it was a weird rebuttal.

@daveydoinks5347

3 жыл бұрын

@@byronsenior6499 I know right? I wouldn't consider that defending her at all. More like just pointing out she gets offended by what he says

Lol one of my favorites scenes on any show ever

@crodgers4890

3 жыл бұрын

You must also know the southpark one where the cats have the blow session/orgy. Hilarious!

@robertprewitt776

3 жыл бұрын

You should watch more stuff then.

@kastorkratos

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertprewitt776 my thoughts exactly for Michael.

@jrhermosura4600

3 жыл бұрын

they just dont do long scenes with natural human movements anymore 😞

@MichaelMixerMasonGASS

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertprewitt776 Seen a lot of shows, doesn’t change the fact that this scene is freakin hilarious

Peter's laugh at 2:35 right after Brian gets me every single time

@PrimeChosenOne

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Fake MCs

@gigii1107

2 жыл бұрын

No fake..

@lilsus1607

Жыл бұрын

2:34

@grahamwarford5452

Жыл бұрын

It's tucker

"Look at me, I'm Joe! My legs don't work, but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body!" Joe "haha, well I do say that"

@mindriot91_96

3 жыл бұрын

:)))))

@edmundopintor195

2 жыл бұрын

Gets me every time

“Oh splendid, Fido McCokeFiend is home”

@tommyboy1090

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I die at that part

From the laugh to the way he smoked the cigarette to the way he told the story at the table, even the coke glasses…They nailed this entire piece

2:22 Wow did Stewie defend Meg? I like this tbh

@kinnexion

3 жыл бұрын

Stewie has almost always loved Meg above all other members of the family. This isn't that surprising

@fidelgarcia2224

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinnexion yea remember when she got kidnapped he went to go rescue het

@spaleb_hastings3762

3 жыл бұрын

Brothers always defend their sister, no matter what even if they don't get along.

@bertmustin

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinnexion He likes everyone but Lois.

@alldogsgoheaven

2 жыл бұрын

Lol how old r u that you've never seen thus episode

2:20 "How about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP!"

@coldplayfan59

3 жыл бұрын

You know just because you can’t feel your teeth doesn’t mean the girl can’t feel your insults

@ryanhan3641

3 жыл бұрын

@@coldplayfan59 I remember watching this live at the time and dying. So good back in the day

@CapPhantom

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, I'm Lois Griffin. Welcome to our home.

@Mx.kitti161

3 жыл бұрын

@@CapPhantom So what, she's like your mom or somethin.

@CapPhantom

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mx.kitti161 Brian and Peter Griffin:"(Laughing)" Lois:"Tina, can I get you a warm wash cloth to wipe the dry blood from under your nose?"

I remember when I first watched this and thinking that Brian becoming addicted to drugs while being a drug sniffing dog was the most in character thing ever.

I like the genuine concern Lois had for Chris and Stewie when Brian shows “the channel Lois doesn’t know about”, in the modern episodes she wouldn’t care at all.

@samuelyoung2671

3 жыл бұрын

times change... society changes

@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelyoung2671 okay Joker

@_Gandalf_The_White

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelyoung2671 Uh oh society.

@nipunkumar8349

2 жыл бұрын

What was the channel by the way?

@thomasraines1396

2 жыл бұрын

@@nipunkumar8349 they don’t say.

Stewie's 'snake bite' line at 2:47 went over my head as a teen, but now I find it utterly hilarious.

@JAPerror

5 ай бұрын

It's still flying over my head, can you help it land ?

@ahumanbeing8240

5 ай бұрын

@@JAPerrormy guess is that the woman is “sucking the venom” out of his “snake bite”

@masterfarr8265

5 ай бұрын

@@ahumanbeing8240McBain: That’s the joke

@Wachuma-icp99

5 ай бұрын

The joke at 0:50 flew over my head as a kid too

@jungle5676

Ай бұрын

I’m a teen and I understand it

I love how Meg is almost always the first to speak up whenever somethings up with Brian.

@cadejust6777

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2RqtKOGaLTJqJOW.html5

"that man seems to have suffered a rather serious snake bite…"

@timothywanjohi2604

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@darkclaws1234567891

3 жыл бұрын

It's not a snake bite I repeat IT'S NOT A SNAKE BITE

@mindriot91_96

3 жыл бұрын

best line

@calebbbstunts

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it?

@brandonloaiza8595

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally trying to understand the other day, was he getting sucked off or what

I like how peter can just casually ignore someone to lighten the mood.

2:43 the exited look on Tina's face

Tina's face at 2:44 gold

That "big league chew" bit is one of the funniest bits ever on the show

@JohnDoe-yq9rt

10 ай бұрын

What’s the joke

@forteOG

9 ай бұрын

​@@JohnDoe-yq9rtpeter wasn't even listening or caring about what brian was talking about, he was just thinking about gum

@youtubecensors5419

8 ай бұрын

I actually saw some in a candy store yesterday. I thought they stopped making it.

1:32 that lethal weapon sax play-in was smooth

"Come on baby girl, lets go to the park" dope head shit right there.

@terranceaddison4599

4 ай бұрын

Old school cool

"Oh do me! Do me next!" And he's been trying ever since.

1:28 dat laugh.

@biancanencioni6279

3 жыл бұрын

And 2:33

@Simon033

2 жыл бұрын

Stewie fr

1:08 Hey kids, wanna know why I'm happy? Cause I'm free of S- T- D's!

@Nerdd5301

3 жыл бұрын

thanks for the recap

@levifout60882

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nerdd5301 Your welcome.

@Nerdd5301

3 жыл бұрын

@@levifout60882 *you're

@Filip_Phreriks

3 жыл бұрын

@@levifout60882 Whose welcome?

@camcorder8387

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nerdd5301 **You're

"EVERYBODY THIS IS TINA." still cracks me up to this day

@davonross1022

3 жыл бұрын

So what she like ya mom or something😂

@lestatsebastian666

2 жыл бұрын

It was most likely a nod to the fact that Tina is one of the street names for Meth

@jackbanon8440

2 жыл бұрын

@@lestatsebastian666 You're over thinking it skippy.

@lestatsebastian666

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbanon8440 I’m really not lmao… he coulda said any other name yet named dropped Tina and brought over a junkie bitch who looks like she on Tina herself. K skippy?

@jackbanon8440

2 жыл бұрын

@@lestatsebastian666 Its a cartoon, you are trying to connect dots that aren't there.

Here's a hint, "put down the fork!" FACE 🤚 Dead 💀💀💀😂😂😂

@alldogsgoheaven

2 жыл бұрын

Yup... thats what he says... thx for typing it down for some reason

@PrimeChosenOne

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@dasdawg4285

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah and his face was even better. My favorite is when Stewie refers to him as "fido mc-coke fiend"

@tommy_noble

Жыл бұрын

​@@alldogsgoheaven don't be a little bitch

2:23 how come no one talks about how Stewie stood up for Meg here

@ljbomberplays1273

3 жыл бұрын

Alot of people did

@stevesestrich5143

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up, Meg.

@genopurpleboy

2 жыл бұрын

Early family guy had times where the family cared for each other compared to now it's more gag into punchline with no breathing room

2:45 Meg's face 😂

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

When your BF's thingy is too big.

@fuckamericanidiot

3 жыл бұрын

BUHHHHHHHH???

@phillsflychannel

Жыл бұрын

Lol i still wonder what they saw

@Ryguy-lg2xz

Жыл бұрын

@@phillsflychannel pornography

Brian’s coke jacket always made me laugh

I never understood when Stewie said “that man seems to have suffered a very serious snake bite” 🤔

@asherzerbib3461

3 жыл бұрын

It was a hicky.

@EricsWeirdMind

3 жыл бұрын

@@asherzerbib3461 it wasn’t

@fredericksharon6908

3 жыл бұрын

A weird BJ

@allanjbara2382

3 жыл бұрын

@@dfatsalmon this guy gets it

@wool578

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

Ever know anybody hooked on coke? No? Well Brians laugh is on point!!!

@georgeaird4637

2 жыл бұрын

It's the best part of the episode to me, you can tell Mcfarlane's definitely met his fair share of cokeheads

@vanguard6498

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgeaird4637 I bet hes done his fair share of coke himself

@tylermontgomery9807

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone wanna match the yay?

@dmedilicious8488

2 жыл бұрын

He laughed like Stewie

@xjsvg8054

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanguard6498 most definitely, the part about not feeling his teeth was too spot on lmaoo

“You know what I haven’t had in a while? Big League Chew.” 💀

@cadejust6777

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2RqtKOGaLTJqJOZ.html0

1:28 the stewie in him came out😂😂😁

Peter laughing after Brian is comedy gold

I haven't had Big League Chew in a while either.

@TRJ2241987

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I have......Dick's Sporting Goods usually has a big bin by the registers

@sterlingarcher7101

3 жыл бұрын

Damn now I’m craving it. Been years since I’ve had it. Sour apple is my favorite

@andreww1212

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao. the grape one was my favorite as well as green apple. The flavor would last like 5 seconds.

@panached1450

3 жыл бұрын

its good stuff

@mindriot91_96

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreww1212 Haha, that was the problem. You could go through multiple bags in a few minutes.

I don't think Brian ever laughed like that ever again.

1:27 Brain's laugh😂

@cadejust6777

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2RqtKOGaLTJqJOZ.html

“I leave more personality in tightly coiled piles on the lawn!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@biancanencioni6279

4 ай бұрын

I don't get it

3:05 Oh do me, Do Me next - stewie

@2:32 Did Seth really pulled off 2 of the best laughs on TV in 1 scene?!... 🤣

"FACE!" might be one of my favorite lines in the show just because of the delivery and the hand in Meg's um... face.

@Dmdm_dm

3 жыл бұрын

What is the reference behind this quote? Is it slang? Is it a commonly used expression in the 90s? Is it just based on Meg's ugly face? Lol

@zerobeatw2059

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dmdm_dm I wish I knew, closest I could get is back when people said talk to the hand and would essentially do what Brian did to Meg with their hand. I got no idea why he said face tho lol. the aggressiveness of it is hilarious to me for some reason.

@Dmdm_dm

3 жыл бұрын

@@zerobeatw2059 yes it's one of my favorite scenes. Great episode

@Randy-ry9ss

3 жыл бұрын

Peter i hate to say i told you so but in your fucking face fuck wad.....I'm sorry.

damn, early family guy was actually good

Oh god that got milk laugh was just epic

"So what she's like your mom or something" that line always gets me

Peter laughing alongside Brian kills me.😂

Think I've said it before, will say it again. That quick delivered "Where's the line anymore?" is just soooooooooo clever!!!!!!

For some reason I have always loved and used the phrase "unspeakable perverted truth" in general conversation with teenagers/adults. I just rediscovered where I learned it from. Thanks, Classic Brian!

@shook198

21 күн бұрын

Not gonna lie, that speech really hit home for me, especially living with people who often discard the idea of decency that Brian speaks of.

I remember a person in high school who is my school bully or try to be. Who acted like this. Honestly I’m a lot less scared of them now than I was in high school. Because now I know he is the one suffering.

@therewasnothingthere3157

3 жыл бұрын

Most interesting comment I've ever seen on a family guy clip. I hope you are having a good time in your life.

@carolecksit2947

2 жыл бұрын

A vengeful mind is not a peaceful one

@flawlessbutdysfunctional7787

2 жыл бұрын

King 👑

@thecensoredmuscle563

2 жыл бұрын

Acted like a drugged up Brian? Doesn't sound to bad.

“Here’s a hint. Put down the fork! FACE!” God 😂 😂 😂 😂

Put down THE FORK FACE!😂😂 0:07

the ending with the picture made me laugh idk why

2:14 cool Brian

I feel like Brian’s laugh in this episode was the future inspiration for his cousin Jasper’s character

I would love to watch a whole tv series with Brian like that.

Fun Fact: Brian was a high police officer, who lost his job due to his addiction.

@galleryofrogues

2 жыл бұрын

You’re right, that was a fun fact

@eyeseer1

11 ай бұрын

It was obvious

@daone.ma1ik

11 ай бұрын

@@eyeseer1 Ik, I put that out there for the people that never watched Family Guy

@terranceaddison4599

4 ай бұрын

He being disrespectful..all he needed to do was chill... 3:12

When Family Guy was awesome and characters were authentic!

@ricardohuff8774

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they were awesome back then still got the first three seasons on dvd, now they in derailment.

0:46 you know what I haven’t had in a while? Big league chew😂

@mdjabedmiah1128

3 жыл бұрын

What is it

@hansgunnoo5159

Жыл бұрын

Gum

Addicted Brian has soo Chris D'Elia vibes especially that laugh at 2:34 lol

he wrote and voice acted this at age 23 and im sitting here at 26 about to move back in with my mom lmao

@alexgomez6723

2 жыл бұрын

Who?

@Bathrobedwane

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexgomez6723 seth mcfarlane, the creator of family guy?

@TheCeraization

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he would’ve been 27 when this particular episode premiered, but I see your point.

@omegamanGXE

2 жыл бұрын

try being 29 and never moved out 💀

@bodhi6769

2 жыл бұрын

The stigma about living with your parents to pushed to get easily impressionable young adult to move out of a perfectly good place with their parents into over priced rent to start the endless circle of consumerism. Make money to spend money to survive till you retire to live a free frugal existence

Brian's high laugh sounds like Stewie

@christopherdrennan5819

2 жыл бұрын

Same voice actor

@phillsflychannel

2 күн бұрын

True

Brian's laugh is priceless. lmao

I really liked that monologue at the start! It was the stuff every "hardboiled cop in decline" story is made of! (without the uh, talking dog on cocaine part...)

2:18 Stewie can actually be nice sometimes

Chris look away Chris glances to the side while walking that's funny right there

TINA: "So . . . What? She like your mom or somethin'?" Lol always gets me with that tone

@Kim.Yo-jong

2 жыл бұрын

Ach unsinn

I spat my drink when Brian said Quasimodo and lumpy 😂😂

When you think about it that one of family guys newer jokes is stewie saying "tiktok"...

@cadejust6777

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2RqtKOGaLTJqJOY.html5

0:46 most random joke ever LOL

Put down the fork FACE!

0:12 UNFREAKING BELIEVABLE

“Wait wait, that man seems to have suffered a serious snake bite!” 😂

Brian on drugs is Dan Harmon

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@vibes3360

3 жыл бұрын

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Dan Harmon Hes a big fan of Peter North

I got recommended American dad as a series below this video.

@kleann

3 жыл бұрын

fr

"you know what i haven't had in a while? big league chew." you pour your heart out to someone and they immediately ask you if you're going to finish your cheese fries.

0:38 That "bla bla bla" was Stewie slipping up.

BIG LEAGUE CHEW

Love Brian's snoopy laugh in this-

"I LEAVE MORE PERSONALITY IN TIGHTLY COILED PILES ON THE LAWN."

0:44 I literally had to find a store that sold American candy and food to buy some big league chew just because of that part. Had me dying haha

@thepainfuljournee

Жыл бұрын

Five Below sells it lol

These early seasons still funny, I miss these sometimes. I glad I still got the first three seasons on DVD, I got all the family guy DVDs except season 18 and 19.

Some of Brian's best writing never made it to paper.

2:34 Brian's coke laugh is the best!

0:06 best diss in animation

Brian laughs like Mozart.

2:54 lolt rh friam dalsld wone 😂😂😂

That was actually done so well.

Of course her name is Tina.

Love Brian’s laugh in this

Brians day rant is one of the best moments in family guy history. The undone tie, the stuttering, the cigarette its all perfect

1:27 his laugh is terrifying💀

0:46

Hahaha brians and Peters laugh came in clutch🤣🤣

Brian as Bad Lieutenant.

Its little details like the picture falling at the end that tie this all together

"Oh and look at you two Quasimodo and Lumpy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChrisManley1994

Жыл бұрын

“I leave more personality in tightly coiled piles on the lawn!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂