26:12 the fact that jerma clearly went to say "imposters" but had to change to "pretenders" because he knew what would happen next if he said imposters is amazing

@snafu5563

2 жыл бұрын

when the pretender is dubious! 😳

@goopyfungus6286

2 жыл бұрын

@@snafu5563 this killed me

@tumultoustortellini

2 жыл бұрын

@@snafu5563 * when the pretender is dubious! 🥵

The comedic timing of Jerma picking a random time code and hearing what he said about the developers of The Surge was literal perfection. I havent laughed that hard in a long time.

@geckomancer

2 жыл бұрын

that and the mortified silence after “TRY FUCKIN’ HARDER” knocked me straight out

@The_Corn_God

2 жыл бұрын

@@geckomancer His PR guy was in his earpiece like "GO BACK TO THE TIER LISTS, ITS HURTING THE BRAND"

@daruistube2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@geckomancer 1:11:22

@eatingtynales

2 жыл бұрын

1:09:21

@lockerbuddy2039

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_Corn_God "JERMA DON'T DO IT, DON'T OPEN THE VIDEO!!! YOU'D HAVE A BETTER REPUTATION WATCHING MORE BABY SENSORY VIDEOS!!!"

In an alternate universe there's a Jerma complaining about how they don't sell vanilla icecream at Baskin Robbins anymore

@bigbodge

2 жыл бұрын

thats just next week

@agentpaint

2 жыл бұрын

"It's the most universal ice cream ever! It's like the image you hear in your head when someone says ice cream!"

@theo1216

2 жыл бұрын

@@agentpaint "isnt that like... ok picture going to wendy's and.. they just don't sell burgers anymore. Ridiculous. D tier."

Hearing him live describe how he is aware that french fries are potatoes and how he doesn’t like fries to be potatoey felt like a fever dream.

@freelancert4

2 жыл бұрын

@Brokkr yea my guess is it's not fried enough

@Tomoko_Kuroki888

2 жыл бұрын

Tbf they are pretty potatoey

@The_Corn_God

2 жыл бұрын

Just proves how much of a FRAUD that guy is. Did you hear his famous "The Surge" rant? Jesus Christ somebody lock him up!! 😤

@madz500

2 жыл бұрын

I fully agree with him on this, I’ve said the exact same thing

@Anonemus7

2 жыл бұрын

my favorite part was him constantly contradicting himself.

i love when he turns on the facecam and then spends like 5 minutes just reading and responding to increasingly unhinged chat messages

@ohlawd6763

2 жыл бұрын

I like how within the first 5 minutes someone in chat wants him dead because he doesnt like Aunt Annes LMAO

Watching a goblin man rant about American fast food restaurants that I've never even heard of is a very good way to celebrate Remembrance Day.

@thebloke4664

2 жыл бұрын

lest we forget this PSYCHO’s FUCKED TASTES

@kroniisfangs

2 жыл бұрын

He is right about subway tho, that place is a fucking shit hole. I ate there once and the food was so disgusting i almost threw up

@bigbodge

2 жыл бұрын

what an incredible world we live in, where you can get a burger at a place thats self proclaimed royalty of specifically dairy products lest we forget indeed

@ainsley5843

2 жыл бұрын

@@kroniisfangs american subways is absolutely vile, as a canadian i always thought it was weird when americans called subway disgusting until i ate at an american one

@kroniisfangs

2 жыл бұрын

@@ainsley5843 i ate in a British one on a trip and it was also vile, i will never step inside one ever again

I love watching Grandpa tell us about his world views :)

@ryman1933

2 жыл бұрын

I just wish grandpa would leave his political rants out of it :/

@ThePaperKhan

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryman1933 and the unnesacary racism...

@mavohq

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThePaperKhan could really have been less racist and less racist

That "Vanilla ice cream sucks here get rid of it" thing enraged me quite a bit, but then he said "You can get vanilla ice cream everywhere" and I was like damn, you know what, he is right. If I stop in a BR I better get something special.

@justdrop

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he gives the conclusion with no pretext and then tries to double back to fill in the blanks but by that point chat wants him drawn and quartered.

@sarahmellinger3335

9 ай бұрын

@@justdrop bro didn't really just use consequential speech against a unapproving audiance worst persuasian technique i've ever seen

lmfao the genuine disapointement in his face when he found out quiznos went bankrupt

@bing2869

2 жыл бұрын

He looked so ready to destroy something, the mans insane.

47:23 : We have so many weird a-okay when people talk about-I wonder what they ge-weh-imagine, like, how crazy shit would look on other planets, wow! He cycles through his personalities.

16:35 Don't worry Jerma, I get your French fry take. You want a nice in-between of baked potato and potato chip. You don't want a slice of slightly more firm baked potato, but you also don't want a thin crisp of potato either. Substance, but with crunch.

@ddqwf

2 жыл бұрын

alot of his takes are actually relatable but chat always just says the opposite to elicit that crazy ADHD response

@HGHsChannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@ddqwf did you mean "initiate"?

@ddqwf

2 жыл бұрын

@@HGHsChannel nope but thanks i meant elicit

@trainsfemme

2 жыл бұрын

@@HGHsChannel lmao I love seeing ppl try to correct others and be wrong

@HGHsChannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@trainsfemme Sure, no big deal in being wrong tho 👍

"I don't want to be sung to." The man who started the Raid Song craze of 2020

The McDick trilogy: Pt.1 10:24 Pt.2 15:05 Pt.3 20:40

@doeslemonsucc1409

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the legendary moments.

@mint5438

2 жыл бұрын

Genuinely the first thing in weeks that made me burst out laughing. The 20 minute one broke me cause of how sudden it was.

@Fuges

2 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, someone found out recently that the “eat a McDick” comment wasn’t actually real, the comment actually just said “the mcdick” and being the psycho that he is he turned it into an insult

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

Jerma embraces his inner something or other

@chubomikz7104

2 жыл бұрын

There needs to be one for every restaurant. A Whoppin' Dick A Frosty Dick A Stuffed Dick

I love how twitch chat was like "jerma you are an idiot" and youtube chat is like "what an absolutely correct opinion"

@papergemstone30

2 жыл бұрын

That's the difference. Twitch chat gets to harass Jerma in real time. KZread comments don't.

@thedebug3866

2 жыл бұрын

youtube chat

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedebug3866 sorry but clearly you don't have enough youtube XP to access KZread Chat lmao

Jesus does jerma have a like giant magnet for bad things? From the hernia to the nose cysts to chest bursters, this damn guy can't catch a break.

@black_foresst

2 жыл бұрын

He is being tested on by scientists (with radiation) making him more of a PSYCHO day by day

@Skellington77

2 жыл бұрын

It's from the ENTIRE SLEEVE OF OREOS that he ate when he was a kid His body never recovered from it.

@shape5dokkan

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skellington77 he was an adult when he ate the oreos lol

@regispotunkin

2 жыл бұрын

He has IBD too

@y55en45

2 жыл бұрын

its because he was conditioned to eat mcdonalds number of times a week.

i've never seen a live audience of 10000 tell a man to shut up before. honestly impressive.

The carbon monoxide poisoning is really getting to his head now

The original mcdick comment was not even an Insult. Jerma just decided that this chatter was attacking him and has stayed convinced of that all these years. It’s very telling of how Jerma’s brain works

Someone should tell jerma he's describing nasal polyps and they can be surgically removed.

@madnessbound

2 жыл бұрын

pog-lips

@DanieleCapellini

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t mean they won’t grow back. Had them removed three times, they grew back each time within months.

@AbsoluteTravisT

2 жыл бұрын

He's already had them examined, he gave the specific medical name on another stream so it's getting sorted.

@phoebeaurum7113

2 жыл бұрын

@@madnessbound That's even worse. You basically nosebleed everytime something amazing happen.

14:29 Hes literally describing the fundamental issue with all chain restaurants. Half this list is invalid just based on location.

As someone who just woke up, jerma clearly just woke up

@BorfieKai

Жыл бұрын

You made me play payday 2 and find someone I have a big crush on thank you

17:08 why did In-n-out burger trigger the Jermalarm

@rampageblizzard

2 жыл бұрын

Controversial opinion alarm

@fiji.

2 жыл бұрын

He knew 20:40 was coming

@gigagogagagio

4 ай бұрын

it reminded him of the family of four he murdered and threw in the dumpster behind an in-n-out

I remember when he put red wine at the bottom of the list and the sparkling juice at the near top, the ENTIRE chat just started calling him a child.

This guy's taste in fruits is the most controversial thing I have ever seen. I am starting to believe he is actually insane.

jerma's fursona is actually chester the cheeta because both are ZONKED

@ohlawd6763

2 жыл бұрын

Hearing him describe Chester the Cheetah is just listening to him describing himself

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

Both ZERK OFF with bag FULL of CHEETOS

28:28 making jerma pog with my "THEY HAVE THE FRIES YOU LIKE" comment made my day

@chickengogo1683

2 жыл бұрын

W

this reference is too obscure but after the deltarune ch 2 stream jerma joined a charity twitch stream and played gartic phone with some guys. he drew a picture of himself on the computer with his eyeballs popped and zoomed at the twitch chat on the screen. THAT is what this stream felt like. he's just GLUED to the chat.

@mustardorb8867

2 жыл бұрын

Where can u find this

@salisburysteak623

2 жыл бұрын

lmao this was like a month ago during tip of the hats. search the tip of the hats vod to rewatch

@Mattquaza

2 жыл бұрын

@@mustardorb8867 I think it was a tip of the hats stream. I saw the picture on tumblr

seeing jerma do that fucked up face live honestly surprised me. despite all the crazy faces he’s done i was genuinely shocked that he could make one of his eyes look forward whilst cross-eyed

Chat begs Jerma for facecam and then once he turns it on, they immediately insult him lmao

Jerma showing advanced signs of adam sandlers disease with reproduction of signature noises

@Etherman7

2 жыл бұрын

When he starts wearing sandals and cargo shorts all the time we'll know its fatal.

Once you ignore the insane logic these tier lists are actually pretty fair

@agentpaint

2 жыл бұрын

never mind he put ham in f tier

@DarisuccSA

2 жыл бұрын

@@agentpaint redemption arc

@matti...

5 ай бұрын

@@DarisuccSA true, but he also put rolls in f tier. this is clearly the moment when jeremy became jerma

39:59 when the cane's sauce hits

The In-and-Out argument actually makes total sense. To add on to it: I went into an interview for In-and-Out once and they told me I would need to cut my hair so that it's short (I have long hair). I looked at the female workers and they had their hair tied up in buns. Apparently men aren't allowed to do that? They also said I would have to be clean shaven every day, which is more annoying than anything. Probably won't be eating there again anytime soon.

@disposable_income_andy

Жыл бұрын

i don't know dude maybe just don't look like a homeless person

@Foxfire7772

6 ай бұрын

I get this is an old comment, but I also had a weird interview. They said I can't have "unnaturally dyed hair"

These streams are like a little peak into the inner workings of this jermas mind

Cyst-filled streamer complains about his sinuses after years of CBD and CBT

@DrHeinzy

2 жыл бұрын

That's a fucking disgusting comment.

@dodes2698

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrHeinzy Thanks

@dev8760

2 жыл бұрын

Central British Time?

@chrisrogers-beadle9653

2 жыл бұрын

@@dev8760 cognitive behavioral therapy

@cooldudemcgee4457

2 жыл бұрын

@@dev8760 Cow-Brain Treatment

1:11 "Vinny say something funny"

the "jason's deli is for men" chat message is so iconic, i don't think i'll see jason's deli WITHOUT thinking about that message ever again

I like that he put an actual Quaker in “would destroy me”

23:49 Did he call himself based and then agree with himself??? I've been laughing at this for 5 mins now

@jamesyeung3286

Жыл бұрын

what a PSYCHO

His rant about Starbucks showing up in your house hits extra hard, since my apartment building literally has a Starbucks kiosk in the lobby.

My dad hates Cane’s sauce too, I think he’s insane

Food lessons I learned from Jerma: - Baskin Robbins has better ice cream I guess - McDonald's was first established in the 1800s - Carl's Jrs is the echo fighter to Hardee's - Pretzels are bread but also not bread

@pallas7246

2 жыл бұрын

isn't cake just sugary bread?

man put skunks in S tier unapologetically based, get this man a skunk fursona STAT

@TheGazingHeart

2 жыл бұрын

youre right but i love the skunk fursona icon paired with this

A man from Boston putting Dunkin Donuts in poor

@dan_loeb

2 жыл бұрын

I agree if we are talking about anything they sell with bacon in it. Their bacon is like raw floppy little half length bacon nubs. Fast food place bacon in general sucks, so it's no surprise, but theirs is always extra undercooked. Everything else they sell is average to good though.

16:17 they're sweet potato fries. he had a bizarre mini manic episode about sweet potato fries

39:42 worst face

He has a point about vanilla ice cream. If I want that I'm buying a tub of haagen dazs and enjoying it. When you go to a commercial ice cream place you get something with more breakthrough flavor

Jerma thinking it's more sane to chug a whole wine bottle than like...take your time with a glass, explains so much

I keep imagining what the chat is saying, like when he says he can just make food at home instead of going to Arby's, I think the chat will say "but do you have the meats"?

Thankye Cheltie!

Just FYI, he abruptly ended the stream by getting completely naked and banning himself from twitch.

Jerma having a real genuine pog face reaction over Popeyes is a 10/10 stream moment

The funny thing about Chic Fil A vs McDonalds in his example is that the drivethrough takes just as long for both restaurants. Chic Fil a is just managed infinitely better than McDonalds.

@18754KRS

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@ChipCheerio

2 жыл бұрын

In my area McDonalds takes so much fucking longer

Jerma turns into Rainman when he remembers restaraunts.

59:34 He shiiines in the skyyy! That twinkle in my eye he gives me! What a perfect guuuy! In any point in time or history! _Once it's done...when we're done...Star's the man...He's so cool, he's so nice, everything about him is no strife_ _Who's that flying in the sky?_ _Star on a boat-ercycle made for the sky_ _There he goes flying in front of your face, home on a journey to outer space!_

Vanilla Ice cream is a support class of ice cream.

I was half asleep with this video playing and when he said "Every time i see a Santa it's Tim Allen" i thought he was in psycho mode again

16:13 Jerma talking about seasoned french fries that are crispy outside. Those are definitely the best fries

47:25 The biggest animal to ever exist in all of Earth's history was somehow not a dinosaur but a blue whale and we are able to see them alive still.

I'm kinda glad chat's taking the whole Jerma's fursona tangent casually now, like they knew it's futile to even try to stop his future assimilation into a furry convention.

Thanks for the edits dude ❤

That aggression in the beginning is comical

45:35 I feel like i've done this so many times. idk to who cuz is psycho behavior but for some reason I just know I have. This is why I love Jerma, there are just some behaviors or experiences that I don't talk about cause no one cares but he vocalizes them and I've never related to anyone more.

The Kevin McCloud teir list broke my mind as growing up I heard most of those songs but had no idea they were made by the same GUY!?

I love how Jerma roasts Starbucks for being everywhere but then praises the golden arches

36:07 Imposter face

Jerma does seem like the kind of kid that would eat McChickens all the time

As a east asian that have been living in east asia for my whole life, i can at max put in 4 fast chain in the tier list, and of 2 out of the 4, i probably only eaten them twice my whole life. I don't even know half of these chains existed lmao

@DrHeinzy

2 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry.

@xiopia3940

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrHeinzy hes not obese lol

@DrHeinzy

2 жыл бұрын

@@xiopia3940 I know, what a damn shame.

@dan_loeb

2 жыл бұрын

As an American living in a suburb, somehow McDonald's and Dunkin have a crushing monopoly here. There is a McDonald's and a Dunkin every 5 miles. Then there's a couple Starbucks, a couple Paneras, a couple five guys, but zero dairy queen, burger king, sonic, red robin, no Wendy's for at least 30+ miles. I swear McDonald's and Dunkin have people working for them in the local town halls zoning divisions or something. They have the entire greater Farmington valley on lock.

@roujiteku2114

2 жыл бұрын

same here lmao i knew 5-6 but i enjoy him talking about them anyway cause of he's got a goofy anecdote for every one of them

I skipped past him ranting about french fries and then just heard an alarm going off

"Are you pregnant" to whoever in chat asked that, you are on a whole other level

Literal 90s indoctrinated McDonalds kid

UMMM IT HAS BEEN LESS THAN A DAH SINCE THIS STREAM CHELTIE YOU OKIE BUDDY???

@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, you must be new! Yeah, no, he's a time traveller, and it's only a matter of time before he messes up and uploads an edit before the stream itself goes live.

@dan_loeb

2 жыл бұрын

At the very least, he must be like live editing it during the stream, taking down timestamps of the funny

46:33 Jerma's Melee tier list is pretty weird, I thought it was universally agreed upon that Fox is the best in the game

I looked up my local McDonalds and all the negative reviews are about the restaurant's service at the drive thru during the 2am-5am window, if they'd stop being 24 hours they'd probably go up half a star.

Him watching The Surge rant had me in tears

had this on in the background and the alarm bit freaked me out

10:45 i also hate getting sung to, it's so awkward, how tf am i supposed to react to that?

as someone who worked at a sonic, it's good to see it put where it fucking belongs.

lmao, jerma couldn’t stand getting a single state wrong so he kept restarting

@thelegalsystem

2 жыл бұрын

No, the quiz ends if you get one wrong. Source: I have played that exact quiz.

1:00:00 holy shit I didn't realise it was one guy that made all of the royalty free music lmao

slowly figuring out the cuphead sound effect is my #1 jerma moment

12:38 he has lost his Bostoness

Put Jerma talking about fast food side by side with Charlie Manson court footage and there will be literally zero difference.

Someone is gonna animate the starbucks rant i can feel it

Imagine having to do this every time you can’t decide where to order

YEES more of this, watched the several hours long one

The second half of this stream felt like the reacting bit from bo burnham's Inside but totally sincere

1:30 weirdly enough A&W is has the most scattered locations I have ever seen a restaurant food chain to have, and you will usually find them somewhere you wouldn’t at all expect to find them. I’ve had them a couple times and when I did, there shit was always cold like without fail my food tasted like they took it out of the freezer and then threw it into the bag

@mavohq

2 жыл бұрын

i’ve never been to a&w but i’ve only seen 2: one in this shitty small town near where i live, and one out in the middle of nowhere in the upper peninsula of Michigan

52:25 holy shit that is the most pronounced boston accent i have ever heard and i live here

Oh god time for more atrocious takes, let’s go

You cannot change my mind on that how Jerma is a new person every stream

vanilla ice cream is the "dad can we get ice cream?" "sure buddy" and he always gets vanilla, its the dad flavor because its default ice cream

Jermas thanksgiving food list is an affront to food. My man thinks Jellied Cranberry btfo's honey baked ham, hawaiian rolls, AND GRAVY.

He has the hair of a cartoon character

seriously though culver's burgers are amazing i would highly recommend trying it if you havent.

@The_Corn_God

2 жыл бұрын

#ad

@shi5369

2 жыл бұрын

This

@dusty6719

2 жыл бұрын

but i live in brazil

@xiopia3940

2 жыл бұрын

@@dusty6719 get out

@slyseal2091

2 жыл бұрын

me and the boys on our way to cross 1/4 of the worlds surface to eat some bungers

29:03 he has the face of a man who just watched his country lose a war 😭😭😭😭😭

@troy02627

3 ай бұрын

he got the thousand yard stare in that moment

Factually correct tier list

1:50 'scuse me (in tiny)

When he was explaining the perfect fry, he literally described five guys fries minus the orange coloring.

him talking about vanilla ice cream is honestly super solid. he's right!