I cannot fucking believe he earnestly said "Wait, there's more?" when that easy butter thing could also cut cheese, he is literally just an infomercial person that escaped the TV.

@UnironicScrotumhat

2 жыл бұрын

i was just gonna comment about that. This man is a truly odd fucking specimen.

@StitchPen

2 жыл бұрын

Another Jerma clone to add to the list. "Infomercial Andy", is what we'll call him. He's illusive, charismatic, and will always get you to buy the product he advertises. He single-handedly caused multiple stock-crashes, too.

@MrSkerpentine

2 жыл бұрын

@@StitchPen He's canonically the MUCH more successful older brother of LIFE IS PAIN Jerma from the TV Superstars stream and I refuse to believe otherwise

@StitchPen

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSkerpentine It makes so much sense now.

@giraoshaw

2 жыл бұрын

13:45 genuinely couldn't believe it

Someone said "feminist icon" when Jerma said he doesnt want a man-sized meal

@jamesxist

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still struggling to come to terms with the fact that the man who eats a 10-course meal at McDonalds, and downs two jars of mayo daily, can't handle "man-sized" portions.

@synarthrose

2 жыл бұрын

they’re right

@FelipeJaquez

Жыл бұрын

He exclusively chooses women to go into his meat grinder #girlpower

@handsofrand6660

Жыл бұрын

Homo Sapiens-sized meal

@DimT670

Жыл бұрын

Man sized meal is a such as sexist nonsense term to cater to ppls fragile masculinity. Like guyliner

50 minutes of chat realising Jerma is the reason why these TV infomercials are still a thing

@Graph06

2 жыл бұрын

*4 hours

@wildcard126

2 жыл бұрын

at one point he literally unironically said, "but.. wait, there's more?"

@phoenixvance6642

2 жыл бұрын

I have a car aux radio thing like that. It works well enough, surprisingly. Audio is no worse than regular radio

@gavinclark6891

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixvance6642 but regular audio is a joke lol its so muddy and compressed

@Graph06

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixvance6642 I fail to see how this relates to the original comment

pretending everyone gets shitfaced when theres black and white filter has actually improved my life i think

@Skyraider119

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing

@readmore5888

2 жыл бұрын

Actually a hilarious perspective

@gnormal3225

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure if it became more or less funny when one of them had children in the shitfaced clip

@theflyingdude6523

2 жыл бұрын

One of the most useful thinks he's said.

@LilShepherdBoy

4 ай бұрын

Wait... that's actually insane Jesus Christ loves you, he has a plan and a purpose for your life, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jesus loves you : )

I love that this started as "These are so stupid, guys" and within 5 minutes became "Holy shit these are all genius, I should buy these." Jerma living out there in the infomercial demographic.

@handsofrand6660

2 жыл бұрын

consumer Andy

@drsyesta

2 жыл бұрын

Sponsor stream

@Lonech

2 жыл бұрын

well he is a 98-year-old boomer so it makes sense

@Yarumasi

2 жыл бұрын

hi J :)

@billybois5745

2 жыл бұрын

He's a trashy Bostonian girl

Watching Jerma recommend half of these gives the impressions he's the targeted group for these products

@marvelous_jack5228

2 жыл бұрын

Well i mean he is in his mid to late 30s lol

@LouMeiAnne

2 жыл бұрын

You'd be correct, very correct

@gflow3643

2 жыл бұрын

consumer andy

@montanarose4622

2 жыл бұрын

He is a fifty year old man in crippling debt, he’s *exactly* the target audience

@toastie8173

2 жыл бұрын

@@montanarose4622 Youre probably thinking of Jerma 984, common mistake

"Easy for seniors" "Safe for kids" So, ideal for Jerma?

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

Jerma and chat can enjoy it together

@HabitualThinker

2 жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley OLD MAN and CHILD HIVEMIND *ENJOY* things TOGETHER

@orb9760

Жыл бұрын

This would be too much for Jerma.

I love how Jerma is very supportive of all of these "time saving" appliances and then says he hates his dishwasher

@Cicada11011

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the butter cutting one is pretty useful.

@CGFillertext

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cicada11011 I unironically want the clever tongs. I feel like it could actually help me, since my hand-eye coordination motor skills aren’t the best

@deityforAday

2 жыл бұрын

he's literally right dishwashers take forever

@cthulhufhtagn7520

2 жыл бұрын

He also hates ovens

@stuflu8380

2 жыл бұрын

@@deityforAday bro it doesn’t matter if You still have spare dishes, unless You only have like 2 plates, You don’t need everything clean all the time

Jerma being completely obsessed with infomercials makes so much sense

@ganii1804

2 жыл бұрын

quick, engaging, and not to mention totally useless information. truly the perfect media for adhd riddled shmucks

@dachshund_gaming

2 жыл бұрын

He spent most of his lonely childhood cooped up in his room watching infomercials, like Jim Carey in Cable Guy

@jack6126

2 жыл бұрын

@@dachshund_gaming he just is Jim Carey

@aru-YT

2 жыл бұрын

He was a famous salesman in the 50's, popping up in various infomercials. He wasn't a psycho back then, this is what streaming does to a person.

@semtux8615

2 жыл бұрын

infojermals

7:01 - 7:10 I've finally realised the exact vibe Jerma gives me after all these years thanks to the way he addresses chat here. He's like a stand-up comedian practicing into his bathroom mirror; preparing for his big show but it never comes. He's just stuck in his bathroom, talking to a crowd that doesn't exist. bathroom clown

@pemo2676

2 жыл бұрын

including making up hecklers and people in the crowd which he then makes fake responses to also

@quantumblur_3145

2 жыл бұрын

Purgatory

@Wetdoger

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit we are the bathroom

@solcanum8286

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wetdoger Twitch is the bathroom, the channel is the toilet and chat is the shit inside.

@VeloriaMyVey

2 жыл бұрын

@@solcanum8286 poetry in motion

whoever said "he's calling from PRISON" fucking destroyed me

@jeremyquiros5483

2 жыл бұрын

A few seconds later in chat: "Chef Tony KILLED a man"

@sozzll

2 жыл бұрын

+2 OMEGALUL

@darkeyeshadows

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyquiros5483 a rival pot pie gadget inventor murdered in cold blood

@imheretokickgumandchewass5246

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyquiros5483 39 buried, 0 found

@2782Jack

2 жыл бұрын

The owner of pasta italiano is finally brought in for insurance fraud.

in my opinion, jerma is surprisingly smart. this video does not make him seem that way

@shump7202

2 жыл бұрын

jerma has adhd so he’s 50% dumb and 50% the most intelligent being to ever exist. source: i have adhd

@lillieampurra

2 жыл бұрын

that's why it's suprising

@okspaceman8126

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not a moron or anything but watching the man play geo guesser was one of the worst streams I’ve seen

@SludgeCorpInCorp

2 жыл бұрын

he is a narcissistic sociopath and these comments are just fueling his mental disease

@pablopereyra7126

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like he is really smart on average, but some days his brain just turns off and we get a new Andy.

His dishwasher rant is unhinged until you remember he also hates ovens

@BloodJoker1000

2 жыл бұрын

He's AFRAID of ovens

@heseipikmin6415

2 жыл бұрын

He's also astonished by cars and laughs at car accidents. He's a victorian child that unfroze into modern day

@Batsquid_

2 жыл бұрын

The dishwasher rant solely makes sense if you live alone or with like 1, possibly 2 mind bogglingly responsible roommates

@someman66

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, tbf, ovens do heat up to like 400 degrees and are hot and gas.

@GuineaPigEveryday

2 жыл бұрын

@@heseipikmin6415 seeing from his alien rant about how amazing video and photography is, and going insane about crystals, it would make a lot of sense. Its like he only just witnessed the film where the train goes into the station

For anyone curious "Just pay seperate shipping and handling" is how they get you. They sell you two products as a front, then overcharge on the shipping, ship them together, but make you pay twice. That's where the main "scam" is. Sometimes the products are decent, but also often enough part of the scam. Maybe they fulfil what they show in the infomercial...once, then they break.

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

This guy gets it

@FelipeJaquez

Жыл бұрын

Same with Wish which is modern day infomercials.

@KIIB0

Жыл бұрын

DON'T TALK SHIT ON SLAP CHOP !!

@kikokusy9974

Жыл бұрын

People did similar scams on eBay too. They'd undercharge on the actual product, but set a massive shipping fee. This was IIRC for two reasons 1) eBay didn't take a cut from the shipping fee, so the seller would get more money directly 2) This would make their item appear higher if someone sorted by "price ascending"

@BierBart12

3 ай бұрын

​@@FelipeJaquez Not a single sex toy from there has been bad tho Also super cheap

Imagine buying the Jiffy Fries thing and every fry you make with it makes the exact same identical cartoon apple bite sound

@jonothanrennert3098

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a “push the button” scenario. If you push the button, you can get the perfect fries ever, but it makes a cartoon bite sound when you bite into it

@brokkrton7493

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonothanrennert3098 Exactly, I can’t tell if it’s a curse or a blessing

@Geffro

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonothanrennert3098 I'd take it, it'd be fun to show people. Plus fries are good

@raddarat8471

2 жыл бұрын

@@Geffro yeah but after a few times you would hate it Like at every party your friends would wanna see and try it a lot and you would grow sick of the noise

@FelipeJaquez

Жыл бұрын

Wear earplugs Problem solved :)

This guy is INSANE. I joined when stream started and his title said he was going to play Dark Souls after a while or something, but then I came back like 4 HOURS later and he was STILL WATCHING INFOMERCIALS.

@tomchambers4537

2 жыл бұрын

lmao i fell asleep watching it, woke up and he was still on them. You can't trust this PSYCHO

@lavaking

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, tell me you're joking! TELL ME HE DID NOT ACTUALLY! Why does he do this why is he like this oh my lord

@a.b.7623

2 жыл бұрын

I think the title of the stream was a play on people ranking souls games, like "Infomercials > (better than) television > (better than) bloodborne > (better than) DS3 > (better than) DS1". It took a while for me to figure that out, though

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

@@a.b.7623 Infomercials are the dark souls of TV

I swear Jerma is fearful of every appliance in his kitchen

@maxwilson2785

2 жыл бұрын

Microwave, oven, stove top, and now dishwasher

@muselikesminecraft

2 жыл бұрын

Genuine caveman brain

@floatinghamstick

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxwilson2785 Also noteworthy that he's fine with portable grills but not big ones because they're too inconvenient. How do you think he cooks his food if he can never use his appliances

@scrithen2836

2 жыл бұрын

@@floatinghamstick no no he said he still uses the things hes afraid of, hes just terrified of them

@DestroyedArkana

2 жыл бұрын

@@floatinghamstick He only uses charcoal in grills, not propane. Also he's afraid of rubber bands and balloons popping. Real caveman brain

I'm legitimately concerned that this stream was absolute proof that Jerma has NEVER cooked for himself unless hello fresh sent something; afraid of blades, afraid of dishwasher, hates grills, hates butter

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

Kim broke up with him because every time he tried to cook the sink was just full of stained pots and pans and burn marks on the countertop, at least every other day

@TechnicolorMammoth

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, and he hates ovens too. He’s literally gone on several rants of how he is scared of them and hates using them.

@moistjohn

2 жыл бұрын

half the products he liked were specifically for people who don't know how to use kitchen knives.

@geesegooses

Жыл бұрын

all he eats are mayo turkey sandwiches

@chatbIanc

Жыл бұрын

damn no wonder he got so defensive when a chat member called the food in one of the ads "gas station food" lmao

Jerma calling 16 ounces a MAN SIZED serving really sells the idea that he’s just a little gnome who drinks from a thimble

@starlight4649

Жыл бұрын

I make my meal prep in pint mason jars I would call it man sized

@Otakupatriot117

10 ай бұрын

A pound sounds like a lot of food until it suddenly isn't. Lunch meat being the perfect example.

@haveagoodday7021

10 ай бұрын

@@Otakupatriot117depends on the item I suppose. A pound of lunch meat isn't much for lunch meat, but if you have a pound of salt, that's a shit ton of salt by the grain.

@Otakupatriot117

10 ай бұрын

@@haveagoodday7021 DERANGED commenter actually thinks that people eat handfuls of salt

@haveagoodday7021

10 ай бұрын

@@Otakupatriot117 I mean it proves my point doesn't it? A handful of lunchmeat isn't much meat to eat, but a handful of salt is a big amount of salt to eat

11:10 "slice onion rings in seconds!" Jerma instantly sold on the product

@cactuss33ds

2 жыл бұрын

those are the shittiest onion rings i've maybe ever seen. No Taste Andy

@garybusey9941

2 жыл бұрын

@@cactuss33ds I think No Taste Andy is the second most apt description for Jerma, second only to creative.

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

OK but if you used this to make a mass of curly onions then battered and fried them like onion rings and just ate them by the fistful they'd be so satisfying slurping them up like spaghetti

@cactuss33ds

2 жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley what....what on earth...

@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom

2 жыл бұрын

jacob makes a good point

"Where's Hulk Hogan?! HE'S NOT HERE!!" - insane streamer faces the fact that his family has made promises they can't keep for the 47th birthday in a row

15:20 the war on fats is the result of coca cola trying to convince us that sugar isnt the problem

@jextra1313

2 жыл бұрын

"trying to convince us" is a nice way of putting "bribing the national health organization"

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this also applies to how energy drinks are seen as bad and a way of fucking up your brain chemistry but is fine in coffee and Cola. Like, really there should have been a point where caffeine was looked at objectively and more regulations were put on it, like an extra large coffee or jumbo sized cola should not be allowed to be sold at restaurants.

@creeperhunterD

2 жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley Yeah. Caffeine is basically a drug and it's absurd that there are so few restrictions on it

@enotsnavdier6867

2 жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley Sugar needs to be regulated way more strongly. There is so much sugar in everything we eat. There's a reason obesity is a huge problem.

@stefanalexanderlungu1503

2 жыл бұрын

As if fat isn't as bad?

Oh my god he unironically falls for adverts and has the kitchen skills of an anxious 7 year old

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

Self conscious stay at home wife that wanted to be a lawyer when she was younger (chat is the husband that goes out to work and gives him an allowance)

@slicknick9189

Жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley im sad

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

@@slicknick9189 don't be

@lvbboi9

Жыл бұрын

@GeldUndKokaine Did your legs get better?

I like the idea that Jerma sits and watches infomercials the exact same way when he’s alone. Just saying out loud to himself, “yeah, that makes sense. I get it.”

“Infomercial centrist, you can say it sucks” killed me, who even thinks of stuff like that LMAO

that impression of a dishwasher was utterly horrifying

@o.lemon.o

2 жыл бұрын

it sounded like a demon possessed him

@GuineaPigEveryday

2 жыл бұрын

his impression sounds more like him trying to dishwash a body than a normal running dishwasher. tf he putting in there that would make it produce such a noise.

@endorphinsftw6218

2 жыл бұрын

it sounded like bagpipes

@scrithen2836

2 жыл бұрын

@@GuineaPigEveryday i think jerma forgets to check if the shit he puts in his dishwasher is in the way of the spinny part, because yeah, if a plate is block the spinny thing its gonna make that sound, but dishwashers are nearly silent

@deepspacedruid7673

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a speedboat

I feel like Jerma got caught up in a MLM infomercial scam and is desperately trying to climb out of a financial debt hole by selling to his streaming audience

@hada__02

2 жыл бұрын

When I first read this I thought you meant the other MLM and got VERY confused for a second

@GayBrain

2 жыл бұрын

@@hada__02 Gotta hand it to Jerma for experimenting, though!

@eyitsaperson

2 жыл бұрын

@@hada__02 ?

@shipkipsamazingchannel3248

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyitsaperson MLM can also mean male love male, so he thought it said jerma got caught up in a gay relationship which was confusing because of the rest of the paragraph.

Now I’m genuinely worried that Jerma just has a broken dishwasher he keeps running

@krissman123

2 жыл бұрын

I imagine all of his plates breaking, he disposes of them and goes into his cellar to grab like 20 new ones and repeats the process, truly psycho behavior.

@Exarian

2 жыл бұрын

Jerma realizes you're supposed to use detergent in the dishwasher... right?

@schlorping5156

2 жыл бұрын

I mean.. my dishwasher kinda sounds like that and it’s not broken

Jerma talks about insulting too many brands to get sponsors. Can't wait for Jerma Rumble sponsored by CleverTongs and PerfectSlicer.

When I was a kid I bought that magic slushy maker with the plastic cubes that you just had to shake to make a slushy. Long story short that did NOT work and im genuinely a colder person because of it. I wish the worse for everybody involved with that.

@jackpumpoen

2 жыл бұрын

if you desire a slushee gimmick tool, get the one where you have to squeeze the sides for it to make a slushee. i had this product as a child, and it did work

@scraub8913

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta hate it when a corporation decides to smash a small piece of your childhood

@LowProfile0247

2 жыл бұрын

villain origin story

@carto4028

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing short of hellfire and brimstone is justified for such a sin.

@boxcarTV

2 жыл бұрын

sucks lol i bought a spongebob slushy maker from a nickelodeon infomercial when i was like 7 and it kicked ass for 5 years even though you had to stick ice cubes in spongebob’s brain hole

"I'm tellin' ya, microwave eggs were a-hu-a big deal, back in the mid 2000s." - Eggspert Jerma985

@fnkyron

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Eggbertson

@iblame_nargles

2 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong but I don't think he should be talking.

@alrenddy7776

2 жыл бұрын

@@iblame_nargles true, he did say he doesn't know how to crack open eggs

@HallsteinI

2 жыл бұрын

fucking kek'd at eggspert

@juliomontoya8824

2 жыл бұрын

We say he’s The Joker, he says he’s The Riddler, but the truth is that he was Egghead all along

I love that the child at 18:01 is so displeased with their lack of hand-eye coordination that they immediately break down into tears

@lvbboi9

2 жыл бұрын

As an artist I relate to that in a spiritual level.

@maean7410

2 жыл бұрын

@@lvbboi9 no one ever genuinely cared about you

@bionicdragon5

Жыл бұрын

He was able to roll burritos so well before the accident...

@realleon2328

Жыл бұрын

Worked at an art-based summer camp as an assistant councilor one summer. One week we had a kid who was super ADHD and my entire job that week was to sit next to him and try to get him to work through the project. He was kind of like that. Kid needed more parent intervention, what sucked is that he was a fast learner and when he worked he put in an earnest effort and try hard, it just seemed like developing the motor skills and not being able to get it to meet his vision the first time Really frustrated him and it didn't seem like he was taught to self-regulate emotions well or to use that frustration as a reason to get better rather than to give up. Rly hope that he has some good teachers, type of fella that needs a little extra attention.

When he started going on a tangent about “mother’s meatloaf” I completely dissociated for a few minutes.

@StitchPen

2 жыл бұрын

The last thing he says before dropping victims into his meat grinder, is that "you would've loved my mother's meatloaf." Unfortunately, I think we know what the secret ingredient is now.

@diddlybob7012

2 жыл бұрын

@@StitchPen I read this in the mr green voice for some reason

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

@@diddlybob7012 im giggling so hard

@vangelisgru7271

2 жыл бұрын

@@StitchPen oh no

@haunt0logist

Жыл бұрын

@@StitchPen I want to look like a holographic donkey. End of paragraph.

I like that Jerma is literally a celebrity and his dream is still to appear on an infomercial

The dad character saying "all right, that is amazing" to the butter thing and then Jerma immediately being convinced that its good was so funny to me. If that dad guy thinks its awesome it must have merit.

jerma used to scrape non stick coating with metal utensils into his food

@Sleepytechnician

2 жыл бұрын

The Teflon had an effect on his brain and is the reason he’s become the man we love(fear) today!

As someone who uses an apartment dishwasher daily, I can safely say I cannot relate to Jerma's disdain for dishwashers, and if anything I think his is super fucked up and is unaware of it.

@TheLingo56

2 жыл бұрын

For real, a good dishwasher is life changing. 2x as quiet as a sink, uses 1/10 of the water vs hand wash, and usually cleans much better too. The amount of time it takes doesn’t matter because you just put it in there and forget about it. S tier kitchen appliance. Easily up there with matching the usefulness of the fridge and stove/oven.

@TheLingo56

2 жыл бұрын

@Tax Evasion In my experience it doesn’t compare to a dishwasher. The water inside a dishwasher gets much hotter and the soap is a lot more concentrated. Hand washing does the job, but dishwashers clean *deep.*

@jayschannel6820

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLingo56 Exactly. Hence why I kinda don't like it when they just hand wash. It does the job, but there's significantly less germs and filth when dishwashed.

@JacobKinsley

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLingo56 literally the poor vs rich person buying shoes scenario

@TechnicolorMammoth

2 жыл бұрын

Bless.

6:31 We've found the reason Jerma is so manic, he's been eating teflon scratched out of his pans his entire life

@distortedmeatbal7191

3 ай бұрын

teflon stare

"Here's the thing about pans, and- and I didn't know this." One shudders to imagine what sustained metallic cruelty has befallen this man's non-stick cookware.

@imuttx

8 ай бұрын

that’s why he acts like that

"infomercial centerist" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard someone be excused of being

Now while I know that a lot of these are also meant for the disabled and the elderly, the explanation of “they’re just shitfaced” is too hilarious.

@Jiub_SN

5 ай бұрын

They aren't though, they would work for them yes, but none of these were designed with that in mind, it's you thinking they were because of the people messing up with normal utensils

@Jiub_SN

5 ай бұрын

They're designed to be scams lmao

@YuBeace

5 ай бұрын

@@Jiub_SN The products themselves are fine, it's the whole prizing and payment system that makes it a scam.

20:40 what the hell kinda dishwasher does jerma have? That sounded like trumpets

@billythunderchode2569

2 жыл бұрын

That's the sound of his victims that he is trying to "clean"

@aka-m80

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like trumpets because every time Jerma runs it, the bacteria and food particles on the dishes get raptured to heaven. Deepest clean you can get from a dishwasher 10/10

@lilyliao9521

Жыл бұрын

trumpet andy

Jerma saying he enjoys infomercials more than regular TV /should/ be a surprising statement, but it just makes so much sense coming from Jerma, I felt like I already knew it.

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

2 жыл бұрын

He made a tf2 video about it years ago. I actually really like that video.

@zofiawaclawczyk6571

2 жыл бұрын

It's true tho infomercials are the only enjoyable TV programmes to me. I feel very called out by this entire comment section

@apassionatenerd.3564

Жыл бұрын

@@zofiawaclawczyk6571 "Why watch a shows with commercials, when i can just watch the commercials without a show getting in the way?"

He's finally at the age where he actually buys things from infomercials

you could tell the go grill commercial unearthed a lot of hatred and spite in jerma, probably because of his disdain for grillmasterxbbq. it's quite sad to see.

I'm going to be honest. If I went to Jerma's house and he tried to serve me fries that were made from the MICROWAVE I think I would steal from his house. I can't believe he thought that'd be a good idea?

@nostalgia_junkie

2 жыл бұрын

this reads like the one json selfie meme

@anyalaASMR

Жыл бұрын

Love that your first reaction to being served subpar food is to just steal from their home

@finalfantasy50

Жыл бұрын

@@anyalaASMR he would steal the jiffy fries system because it is such a good idea

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

What I love about the jiffy fries ad is they go in with literally nothing on them then come out coated with seasoning and a golden brown outside

@snesguy9176

Жыл бұрын

I mean they probably ain't bad. I made chips in the microwave before. Weren't as good as real chips but they were a decent snack

"you know how I feel about pressurized gas"

i love how after each infomercial he talks about it like there's good well-meaning people behind them, even though these things are always fake ads meant to scam people lol

@OdaSwifteye

2 жыл бұрын

Jerma still thinks of Hulk Hogan as a superhero. The man is a sweetheart.

@CGFillertext

2 жыл бұрын

Infomercial products are either total scams, or products for disabled and/or old people and they just have to be advertised like this for some reason

@marvelousball

2 жыл бұрын

All infomercials are made by the anti-christ (twitch)

He actually opened my eyes when he said view these as if the person is shit faced.

Grill marks are just a result of how grills are designed to drain fat and juices. Then commercials started like painting them on things and people forget why they're there.

“No ITS NOT A GRINDR DATE” did we strike a nerve?

@sleepCircle

Жыл бұрын

he meant a grinder date he's trying to hide the murders

Jerma’s description of his alien dishwasher was chilling

Imagining a bunch of prisoners standing behind chef tony waiting for the phone and listening to his enthusiastic spiel about a pot pie maker is dangerous to my sanity. I can see why Jeremy is the way that he is these days.

This has been foreshadowed since "TF2 - The Informercial Rant" back in 2014. God Elbertson is a master of storytelling

@albam6392

2 жыл бұрын

It's like pottery

@acceptedsugar

2 жыл бұрын

Truly, Mr. Elbertson deserves to be the most celebrated writer of his generation

@tahunuva4254

2 жыл бұрын

Let's all love Jerma

@acceptedsugar

2 жыл бұрын

@@tahunuva4254 LOOOOL ya know i think jerma would watch lain

@OdaSwifteye

2 жыл бұрын

This lore though.

Jerma: I hate dishwashers. They’re always rattling exactly at 3:00 am everynight even when there’s no load! Fuckin call someone to fix it and get transferred to some guy who claims to live in my dishwasher and wants to be cleaned…its insane. Nuts! And why do they always have a secret locked trap door waaaaay in the back where no one can fuckin get to? Seriously, i’d rather just use my hands.

42:05 i was drinking water when he said "why is he on the phone" and it hurts so much. it caught me so off gaurd

@DeTommy.

2 жыл бұрын

"He's calling from prison"

10:20 "what the fuck?! What a load of shit!" **crunch** 😀 "it's back!" Fucking killed me

watching that Big City Slider grill commercial with Billy Mays was like watching a top level pitcher in the zone...he was the best pitchman in tv history, and he'll always be a legend

8:48 they used the sawing logs sound effect like it’s Ed, edd and eddy holy shit.

That Perfect Slicer (the one that cuts watermelons in one go) looks like it would go blunt after five uses.

@Nikkibuh

2 жыл бұрын

I think anne reardon tried to use it, and it broke on the first melon

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

I think it would probably just get stuck in the blades

@catscanhavelittleasalami

Жыл бұрын

That shit is made is china it probably goes blunt after two uses.

Hey Cheltie just wanted to say I’m glad you include all of Jerma’s serious conversations and things like that in these highlight videos, and not just the jokes and things like that. I appreciate and respect your effort, keep doing what you do!

@-cyndaquil

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah his talking about the dishwasher situation so many people have to deal with was really helpful for me this weekend. It’s been rough.

@vargskelethor

2 жыл бұрын

it just misses chat, for me i cant watch a livestream without chat

@HamazuraGOD

Жыл бұрын

@@vargskelethor I personally usually can't stand seeing chat on screen, especially if it's full of losers I can't stand like in Jarvis Johnson's chat. But Jerma's chat is (usually) filled with some of the funniest people I've ever seen so I can make an exception for that

20:47 if someone played me this and told me it was an impression of a dishwasher id think they were trying to induce a mental breakdown in me

“Nobody likes another mother’s meatloaf” I love safeway meatloaf so it must be the test tube baby of meat loaves

@CGFillertext

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even like my own mother’s meatloaf so I don’t think I would want to try someone else’s

he jokes about the person being drunk in every black and white shot, then at 18:40 celery is flying out of frame and someone's slapping a knife halfway through a potato. he doesn't bat an eye

@smooth4553

Жыл бұрын

this is exactly how he preps vegetables

This is one MAN-SIZED video I found myself enjoying all the way through.

@katsu3196

2 жыл бұрын

Jerma: I don't want a MAN-SIZED portion, I just want a normal hamburger Also Jerma: Yeah my McDonalds order is a Big Mac, two McChickens, a 10 piece chicken McNuggets, and two McChickens

"man-sized" was such a good rant. whenever anyone says that you know you're in for a conversation with a person who has an insanely warped perception of the concept of eating

Dude he’s an actual senior, he just made the boomer jokes 10000% more true

What always got me was the whole, "Call now and we'll throw in the second one free" but infomercials are pre-recorded and play on multiple channels at all times of day. So how do they know you're calling "now"? They were selling two for the price of two.

Cheltie a real MAN HULK SIZED editor

I like how at the top of Hulk Hogan's commercial the grill was apparently "his invention" but then later he's entirely skeptical of the idea of it making a grilled cheese in 30 seconds

@FloofMother

Ай бұрын

He’s like a scientist in a movie when the military general character uses his invention for war

13:26 I feel like I’m losing my mind, are they like “Oh wow butter’s hard to cut” as they’re showing someone cutting a stick with the back of the knife?

A jerma trys out infomercial cook wear like the ez-bake oven stream would be hilarious

It just hit me... Millennial/Gen Z Infomercials are those shitty Life Hacks on KZread. Think about it: both are about really specific, convoluted things that SAY they will make life easier but will really just waste your time and money.

@OdaSwifteye

2 жыл бұрын

You are completely true and it's fucked.

@howtoavenge1016

2 жыл бұрын

you cant deny that those silicone tongs would be useful, c’mon

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

@@howtoavenge1016 literally just rotate tongs 90 degrees, problem solved.

@howtoavenge1016

Жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley oh but the risk involved

Need jerma to stream himself cooking with all of these practical and efficient products.

The whole infomercial stream felt like a huge rant regarding kitchen utensils

OK but I seriously want a follow up stream where he buys some of these products and just tries them out and shows chat, like a cooking stream but he tries to make it as easy as possible with all these gadgets

@Nikkibuh

Жыл бұрын

i wonder how many of these are actually still available

21:37 if you see two people loading an entire backyard grill into the back of their SUV it's GUARANTEED that there's a mutilated human corpse beneath the lid

The informertial filming set was the OG content house

The brownie derby one killed me. From the cheering track to the dumb effects, it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

At first I was convinced Jerma was a maniac for talking about how much he loves infomercials. Two infomercials in and I completely understand now

I love how Jerma went *immediately* "No this isnt a Grindr date" as a response at 12:20. Like not even Tinder just straight up Grindr.

50 minutes of watching a man slowly develop Stockholm syndrome for the wasteful consumer capitalist hell that is our modern society like the ending of George Orwell's 1984 (and Hulk Hogan's there too, I guess)

6:50 Jermas delivery here is like he's actually trying to sell me this thing, LOL. Love this guy.

"grindr date" almost had me in tears

20:39 I can't believe Jerma never removed the little Scottish marching band that gets shipped with every dishwasher from the inside of his dishwasher

Jerma is gonna let a lot of targeted ads about overly priced gimmick cooking equipment and he's gonna go on a 5-minute ADD rant reaction to each one in the future

There's an alternate reality where Jerma some decade ago did the thing where he ran up to exhibits for products and said he loved them. People would see him on TV in ad after ad and he would become famous doing it as the guy that shows up in every ad. People would start paying him to advertise their products. He would then use his influence to build a GIANT MEAT GRINDER and SHOVE PEOPLE INTO IT. Because even with overwhelming success he CANNOT QUELL THE URGE TO KILL.

@MinecraftLD10

Жыл бұрын

No no no, he can not quell the horror, he must feed it or it will continue to find those to 'peep' it.

the way he said "What the fuck? Who cares?" at the brownie hat thing made me lose my shit

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

He's so right though. That whole presentation got me like '*scoff*, oh please.' Literally just a shit silicone bowl.

16:49 enthusiasm on the face of the girl. She's thrilled to be making burritos 😆😆😆😆

It's fucking hilarious when jerma talks about his dish washer and the more he talks the more obvious it becomes that his dishwasher is absolutely fucked up and broken. And his aggressive denial that it is broken is amazing

Everytime Jerma moves his cursor to the bottom left I get scared he's going to rip through dimensions and reset my video back to the beginning

Jerma talking about his dishwasher has to be the most insane shit I've ever heard in my whole life. Jerma, if your dishwasher sounds like that, it's fucking broken and you should be concerned. Also, saying "nobody uses a dishwasher" is about as insane him thinking that his dishwasher doing that is normal.

The chop magic is a consumer product of a commercial one. When I worked at papa Murphys we used to use one attached to the wall with a giant handle. We mainly used it for tomatoes, onions, and bell peppers.

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

Apparently the chop magic sucks, only the ones with a lever motion actually work.

@kingdanett4043

Жыл бұрын

@@JacobKinsley I've used it before. Its fiiiinneee. It definitely saves time and is pretty save for if you're a kid or an old person with difficulty holding knifes, but it also limits the amount of control you can have with your cuts. Most of the time you either get too big of pieces or it's minced.

Seeing so many of these that I've seen used in real life makes me realize that infomercials are much less of a scam than we give them credit for sometimes. Some are obviously trash. But like the veggetti pro, I used to work at an italian restaurant that used those to make veggie slices that you could mix into the food very evenly and it looked nice. Also like literally 1/4th of the stuff from the stream, my mom had lmao.

@shipkipsamazingchannel3248

2 жыл бұрын

The scam is def more for how much they overcharge you for the products and how they try to pull tricks to make it seem like youre getting a better deal than you, but yeah some of the actual products seem kinda useful.

ABSOLUTELY INSANE STREAMER becomes a VICTIM and PROPONENT of COMMERCIALISM

"Bro, bro what the fuck I want watermelon dude get in there" "I'm fuckin trying dude, SUCKS" that part made me cry

Infomercials were made for Jerma, a true match made in heaven

The thought of the black and white scene people being drunk is hilarious

the guide knife for the meatloaf one @26:40 being made only for right handed people is bugging me more than it should

the rant at about 21 minutes with him ending it by saying "that is impossible" a true dirty-dish-using psycho