The Jerm Pyramid

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It's finger-lickin good!
Originally streamed/recorded on August 24th, 2020
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  • @Imapigtoo
    @Imapigtoo2 жыл бұрын

    BASIC NEEDS: MAYONNAISE PSYCHOLOGICAL NEEDS: MAYONNAISE SELF-FULFILLMENT NEEDS: MAYONNAISE

  • @naranciagaming

    @naranciagaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    We need 4 jars of mayonnaise a day for survival, 8 jars of mayonnaise a day for maintenance, and 12 jars of mayonnaise a day for growth

  • @whoisgtsdk

    @whoisgtsdk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma's hierarchy of MayoNeeds.

  • @blumpus8150

    @blumpus8150

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • @18754KRS

    @18754KRS

    Жыл бұрын

    @@blumpus8150 gorilla suit

  • @REALwoombath

    @REALwoombath

    Жыл бұрын

    Hijikata needs:

  • @kronk9418
    @kronk94182 жыл бұрын

    The sole reason why Jerma looks so young is because his pores are excreting inhuman amounts of oil constantly. He will look like 120 as soon as he stops consuming McDonald’s kitchen grease daily

  • @naranciagaming

    @naranciagaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    The McDonald's grease trap is the fountain of youth confirmed

  • @repugnant__6379

    @repugnant__6379

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh yea, it's all comin together.

  • @owen723

    @owen723

    2 жыл бұрын

    Legends has it he has gone on hour long rants and unnumerable essays on why Consuming the Wendys grease bin is equal to achieving godhood.

  • @nativechatter999

    @nativechatter999

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@naranciagaming This and the parent comment made me literally laugh out loud

  • @BreadMan96

    @BreadMan96

    2 жыл бұрын

    He got that patrick bateman type of skin care

  • @iamnevrchange.9570
    @iamnevrchange.95702 жыл бұрын

    "YOU THINK PEANUT BUTTER IS UNHEALTHY? IMAGINE IF THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS DESTROYED. 😈😈😈"

  • @firstlast6437

    @firstlast6437

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thsts a pretty reasonable response I think

  • @decliche1286

    @decliche1286

    Жыл бұрын

    "Let's imagine you locked in a basement"

  • @18754KRS

    @18754KRS

    Жыл бұрын

    @@decliche1286 my basement

  • @internalizedhappyness9774

    @internalizedhappyness9774

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ll donate my padlock!

  • @rtnman

    @rtnman

    7 ай бұрын

    "If I threw you in a meat grinder" energy

  • @Aiden-ham
    @Aiden-ham2 жыл бұрын

    He says “thank you” after reading that mayo is the best selling condiment like he invented it

  • @hhelminn

    @hhelminn

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love him so much

  • @skeletonman1126

    @skeletonman1126

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably meant like.. “thank you for proving my point”

  • @JohnDoe-sw2nc

    @JohnDoe-sw2nc

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@skeletonman1126 nah, he's def a plant for big mayo

  • @18754KRS

    @18754KRS

    Жыл бұрын

    +2

  • @REALwoombath

    @REALwoombath

    Жыл бұрын

    he's buying most of it

  • @IggysEden
    @IggysEden2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma: I eat so much healthier now, come on guys Also Jerma: has an entire level on his food pyramid dedicated to mayonnaise

  • @strayinsomniac1851
    @strayinsomniac18512 жыл бұрын

    Less than a minute in and Jerma is already threatening to lock me in his basement with only a jar of peanut butter to satiate me. God I love him.

  • @zooparty1257

    @zooparty1257

    2 жыл бұрын

    stockholm streamer

  • @waffleless

    @waffleless

    2 жыл бұрын

    At least yer eating

  • @jefferyharambe5067

    @jefferyharambe5067

    2 жыл бұрын

    At least yer

  • @ashethedestroyer5114

    @ashethedestroyer5114

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jefferyharambe5067 At least

  • @yellobanana6456

    @yellobanana6456

    Жыл бұрын

    At

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo75902 жыл бұрын

    This guys diet is like nuclear fallout shelter items and mayonnaise

  • @impgirl_evildoer
    @impgirl_evildoer2 жыл бұрын

    A streamer ate 12 gallons of mayonnaise. This is what happened to his spine...

  • @18themxxn_

    @18themxxn_

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can already see the thumbnail

  • @alicetippet6007

    @alicetippet6007

    3 ай бұрын

    A Mr J.E, popular streamer, is reporting to the ER unconsious, after reportedly leaking mayonaise from his ears

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty87032 жыл бұрын

    Ironically Jermas diet being 80% mayo makes alot of sense, no wonder this man is insane

  • @user-yk9sz9mh1t

    @user-yk9sz9mh1t

    2 жыл бұрын

    It all adds up now

  • @rurathn5534

    @rurathn5534

    2 жыл бұрын

    His diet consisting of mostly mayo and peanut butter is probably the sanest thing about him

  • @lockerbuddy2039

    @lockerbuddy2039

    2 жыл бұрын

    He only eats mayo and peanut butter. He's actually insane.

  • @KRUSH-R

    @KRUSH-R

    2 жыл бұрын

    the sheer amount of mayonnaise intake gave his brain lead poisoning

  • @JRsomeone

    @JRsomeone

    2 жыл бұрын

    what came first the insanity or the mayo

  • @cats1970
    @cats19702 жыл бұрын

    Finally Jerma understands why his mom tells him he’d be a great politician. Fantastic filibuster.

  • @DerpSquid

    @DerpSquid

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please explain a filibuster

  • @p.m.4993

    @p.m.4993

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DerpSquid Well, you see, a filibuster is like, well, I have a friend who said he could filibuster better than anyone else, I have a quote from him where he explains what a filibuster is. Let me find it please, it's somewhere in my papers, don't move to the next speaker... Ah, here it is. He says that, and I quote "Great filibusters tend to extend things beyond when they're useful, talking about them for long periods of time unnecessarily." And I am inclined to agree. Filibustering is an art form, dedicated to taking a topic, and extending it's length. Extending it's length in order to prevent a vote. To prevent a vote on something that your party is likely going to lose if it goes through. Did you know filibustering goes back to ancient Rome? I think we can learn a thing or two from those Romans about filibustering. But yes, I think I have said my piece. Filibustering is just the best way to prevent a vote in the Senate. In fact, filibustering is so great, I think we should introduce it to the house as well. But yes, that is the end of my explanation of filibustering. For sure. Definitely.

  • @christpierre

    @christpierre

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@p.m.4993 based

  • @ASSASINE0

    @ASSASINE0

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@p.m.4993 now thats a great way to make an example

  • @cats1970

    @cats1970

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DerpSquid In a more informative and boring way: in the US Senate are 100 senators. If less than 60 senators agree to pass a bill, there is no time limit on debating that bill. In theory this is because they don’t want massive national decisions based on a hasty uninformed 51% vote. But it can be used to delay or even completely block a bill. They do this by talking without stopping, since they have no limit to make their arguments for/against the bill. Talking for a long time specifically to delay or block a bill (even though the bill has a small majority), is called a filibuster. One well known example is Bernie Sanders in 2010. To delay extended tax cuts, he held an 8.5 hour speech. No breaks. It didn’t stop the bill from passing unfortunately but was still incredible to watch. Jerma would be great at filibustering, a superstrength related to ADHD and creativity. He’d keep finding new ways to talk about a single word in the bill and make up a whole story on the importance of “collect” vs “gather.”

  • @crunchytoast4993
    @crunchytoast49932 жыл бұрын

    The only "unhealthy" thing about peanut butter is that its seen as being high in calories due to the oil, but its not like people are eating entire tubs of peanut butter as a snack. Exept for jerma. The pycho.

  • @zyriantel9601

    @zyriantel9601

    2 жыл бұрын

    An entire IV bag of pure peanut oil, can you believe that maniac?

  • @potatomilki

    @potatomilki

    2 жыл бұрын

    at least 4 pounds of peanut butter for jerma a day keeps his PSYCHO doctor away

  • @Daniel-vx5vc

    @Daniel-vx5vc

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@doggoriver As long as the person isn't insulin-resistant and does some intermittent-fasting to help digestion, healthy fats are usually fine. I did Keto for 4 years, felt great. 💪

  • @gremlinman9724

    @gremlinman9724

    2 жыл бұрын

    ...and also the fact that it doesn't have a lot of your basic requirements for sustenance. it's definitely not unhealthy (though, that high fat means it's not great in high quantities) but like, you can't just stay alive solely on peanut butter.

  • @Daniel-vx5vc

    @Daniel-vx5vc

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gremlinman9724 Yeah surviving entirely off of one food only works for a few specific people and only with a few specific foods, highly unrecommended for sure. Jerma is fun to listen to though.

  • @snowdevil002
    @snowdevil0022 жыл бұрын

    i like how this video doesn't even start by explaining what game hes playing its just him going batshit insane about peanut butter being a superfood

  • @zooparty1257
    @zooparty12572 жыл бұрын

    there is around 17 minutes of gameplay and 22 minutes of food pyramid discussion in this "gaming" video. jerma is truly one of the greats

  • @galaxychill9578

    @galaxychill9578

    Жыл бұрын

    huh I thought there would be less gameplay and more food pyramid discussions

  • @zyriantel9601
    @zyriantel96012 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe Jerma told us to hook ourselves up to an IV drip of pure peanut oil, how unhealthy

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger2 жыл бұрын

    I just imagined Jeremy Elbertson from Jerma was on a dinner date with me, and he ordered a big cup of mayonnaise and started eating it like it was yogurt, and then gave me a seductive wink. Oh my heart just fluttered

  • @isaacdanoob2434

    @isaacdanoob2434

    2 жыл бұрын

    PSYCHO streamer absolutely GUZZLES down an entire TUB of mayonnaise

  • @meirfa

    @meirfa

    2 жыл бұрын

    why do you feel the need to clarify that he is from Jerma?

  • @jordanwait7264

    @jordanwait7264

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@meirfa Jerma is Jeremy Elbertson's country of origin ofc

  • @ozonefoofighters

    @ozonefoofighters

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did he make a wink sound effect while he did a wink?

  • @may-K-47

    @may-K-47

    2 жыл бұрын

    thats not mayonnaise

  • @sheauwn6974
    @sheauwn69742 жыл бұрын

    It amazes me how Jerma can be absolutely completely right or dumbfoundingly wrong on any given day.

  • @thewishingpig

    @thewishingpig

    2 жыл бұрын

    person somehow surprised that fellow sufferer of the human condition does not either know absolutely everything, or absolutely nothing

  • @GuineaPigEveryday

    @GuineaPigEveryday

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thewishingpig no i think he meant that Jerma goes from inspiring talk about education to asking if Europeans ‘drink milk in lukewarm bags’ or talks about meat grinders and asking how people even swim

  • @Patrick.Weightman

    @Patrick.Weightman

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma: you guys need to look at your diet more Also Jerma: admits to eating nothing but peanut butter and mayonnaise, argues with a food pyramid based on literal science

  • @Playingplayerz

    @Playingplayerz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Him not classifying eggs as dairy dumbfounded me, and I only recently found this out because of a dietician correcting me when I said it was meat.

  • @Patrick.Weightman

    @Patrick.Weightman

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Playingplayerz Now that's a hot take: eggs are meat Tbh if you came at me with a solid argument behind that I probably would've believed you

  • @instagramsnapchat
    @instagramsnapchat2 жыл бұрын

    I love when the thumbnail and title have nothing to do with the game he's playing because it always means it's one of those hilarious completely derailed streams.

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley2 жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine this was just the last 7 days worth of meals and he thinks that this is what he's eaten his whole life.

  • @LittleIcarus

    @LittleIcarus

    2 жыл бұрын

    The copious amounts of mayonnaise is ruining his long term memories

  • @crassiewassie8354

    @crassiewassie8354

    Жыл бұрын

    He just completed his full development from the cloning lab like 5months ago and he's been on this diet for 1 month

  • @killmeister2271

    @killmeister2271

    Жыл бұрын

    on top of that i like to imagine Amy is some agent keeping Jerma as an SCP and feeds him different foods as experimentation

  • @ToodleDoodle
    @ToodleDoodle2 жыл бұрын

    I love how he can't get over the whole "eating turkey makes your penis smaller" bit from chat, he actually believed it to an extent instead of just blowing it off as a joke.

  • @heythatguyalex

    @heythatguyalex

    2 жыл бұрын

    I died at "Turkey Dick"

  • @quantumblauthor7300

    @quantumblauthor7300

    Жыл бұрын

    World's most gaslightable man

  • @keropnw3425

    @keropnw3425

    Жыл бұрын

    it's actually true but it's also true about chicken

  • @lugoorstar

    @lugoorstar

    Жыл бұрын

    @@keropnw3425jerma is not pregnant so idk why you are worrying about his Kid’s penis size.

  • @ButtonMasherReal

    @ButtonMasherReal

    Жыл бұрын

    @@keropnw3425 No way, why would eating chicken (also referred to as cock) reduce the size of your penis (also referred to as cock)?

  • @Vonias
    @Vonias2 жыл бұрын

    Dear god I hope Mike doesn't actually have to eat this way when he's off camera. I know they pay him really well because he always does such a good job playing Jerma, but this would totally ruin your digestive system, it'd be really fucked up if the directors forced him to "be in character" and fed him nothing but mayo for breakfast, brunch, dinner and midnight snack.

  • @marsh346

    @marsh346

    2 жыл бұрын

    glowie

  • @troglodytee

    @troglodytee

    2 жыл бұрын

    mike pls dont be a method actor jared leto isnt even that cool :/

  • @lolrentz

    @lolrentz

    2 жыл бұрын

    kid named jerma

  • @EndorJedi985

    @EndorJedi985

    2 жыл бұрын

    Finger

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma: I don't eat red meat Also Jerma: consumes 14000cal worth of mcdonalds every week

  • @lucasraines

    @lucasraines

    Жыл бұрын

    He said he gets Big Macs and Mcdoubles, which both have cheese 🧐

  • @seniorchonkza997

    @seniorchonkza997

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lucasraines cheese isn't dairy

  • @bugbug44

    @bugbug44

    Жыл бұрын

    mcchicken

  • @Patrick.Weightman

    @Patrick.Weightman

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seniorchonkza997 SOME cheeses aren't dairy products, and only because of their calcium content. Plenty of which still can't be eaten by lactose intolerant people t. Nephew of a cheese maker

  • @seniorchonkza997

    @seniorchonkza997

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Patrick.Weightman no dairy is like milk

  • @gelatinouswarlock
    @gelatinouswarlock2 жыл бұрын

    DERANGED streamer devours GALLONS of PEANUT BUTTER on stream in front of horrified viewers!

  • @BreadMan96

    @BreadMan96

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only the cancel culture people and jerma fans speak like this Beautiful

  • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812

    @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BreadMan96 what is bad about cancel culture /gen

  • @protoney8122

    @protoney8122

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 the cancel culture is bad because it's a tool for twitter to destroy the life or career of anyone they don't like or agree with. No need for evidence or verified witnesses, just point and scream as loudly as you can

  • @chrxstt

    @chrxstt

    Жыл бұрын

    @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 ?????

  • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812

    @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chrxstt I asked a question, said question was “why is cancel culture bad?” I’m seeing a lot of people against it and yelling about it on Twitter but at the same time I’m not really sure why it’s so hated? I don’t really understand why saying someone is a bad person because they did something bad is wrong?

  • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
    @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub2 жыл бұрын

    INDEBTED streamer starts to SHILL for BIG MAYO to pay off his bail for putting people in the MEAT GRINDER

  • @jamescole4317
    @jamescole43172 жыл бұрын

    "THEY DIDNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAYONNAISE [...] THEY DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER" The ramblings of a perfectly sane, rational man. A functioning member of society.

  • @Jasa12265
    @Jasa122652 жыл бұрын

    Jerma: Drink lots of water Chat: You want us to drown?

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl2 жыл бұрын

    "It's a goddamn complete food... I will eat five or six full spoonfuls of peanut butter... that's like routine" "I have intestinal diarrhoea problems"

  • @marti5420
    @marti54202 жыл бұрын

    top - coffee middle - cheetos bottom - chicken jerma gaslighting his audience again

  • @crunchytoast4993

    @crunchytoast4993

    2 жыл бұрын

    The triple c diet

  • @pin9326

    @pin9326

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can I get some uuuhhh COFFEEEE CHEETOOSS CHICKEENN

  • @piguy9225

    @piguy9225

    2 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the secret 4th member of the Triple C Crew: "CHEEZ-ITS!"

  • @cysheep8261

    @cysheep8261

    Жыл бұрын

    Boston*

  • @Barnicleman1

    @Barnicleman1

    Жыл бұрын

    wrong top - edibles middle - edibles bottom - edibles

  • @nipplecream3099
    @nipplecream30992 жыл бұрын

    Jerma saying he eats more mayonnaise than bread implies that he often eats turkey with mayonnaise spread on it with no bread

  • @StephenParlow
    @StephenParlow2 жыл бұрын

    "Mayo is at the top" made me laugh so much

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma explains how peanut butter is not unhealthy, and then shows us how much more unhealthy shit he actually eats

  • @jakedeptola2547
    @jakedeptola25472 жыл бұрын

    I'm slowly starting to understand this mans insanity.

  • @dippin4dots
    @dippin4dots2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma thinks "34" isn't on the cusp of an excruciating elderly death

  • @user-jb8fu9kj6s

    @user-jb8fu9kj6s

    2 жыл бұрын

    Old man's cope

  • @delusion5867

    @delusion5867

    Жыл бұрын

    cant wait until we get to watch jerma have a mid life crisis

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue66252 жыл бұрын

    Peanut butter is a solid snack and chat have allergies like the peasants they are. Peanut Butter King

  • @walkingglasses6264

    @walkingglasses6264

    2 жыл бұрын

    you will become an oily sludge on the ground

  • @18754KRS

    @18754KRS

    Жыл бұрын

    cowards

  • @JacobKinsley

    @JacobKinsley

    Жыл бұрын

    Peanut butter is just less healthy peanuts

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris75732 жыл бұрын

    lots of discussion of mayonaise but are we going to mention how much fucking peanut butter this man apparently eats?!?! he said that nuts/seeds is mostly peanut butter and its BELOW vegetables

  • @pancakeslapp

    @pancakeslapp

    2 жыл бұрын

    @rеtаrd bubber :)

  • @SnowDouble
    @SnowDouble2 жыл бұрын

    That opening clip was abit confusing at first, then "I eat more Mayo than I do fruit" hit me like a bag of bricks

  • @fireside5814
    @fireside58142 жыл бұрын

    PSYCHO streamer threatens to DESTROY the world over PEANUT BUTTER

  • @melancholicarson
    @melancholicarson Жыл бұрын

    "I raised you on a mayonnaise diet, why are you doing this?" great line

  • @GatoGuapo
    @GatoGuapo2 жыл бұрын

    help i am trapped in the computer

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman81422 жыл бұрын

    Insane streamer has a basement doomsday shelter full of peanut butter & mayonnaise.

  • @LittleIcarus

    @LittleIcarus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Deranged streamer threatens to force innocent viewers into his bunker and eat only peanut butter until they dissolve into pure peanut oil

  • @solsoman102
    @solsoman1022 жыл бұрын

    23:30 why is he scared of someone else using his computer? does this insane man actually stream from a public library?

  • @cats1970
    @cats19702 жыл бұрын

    An entire mayonaise level? Pour one out for Jerma’s blood cholesterol 😔🍺

  • @VSN194
    @VSN1942 жыл бұрын

    Variety food: Optional Mayonnaise: Crucial for survival

  • @monochromaticscale689
    @monochromaticscale6892 жыл бұрын

    Jerma said having like 30% of your diet come from mayo be good for you, then looked it up, saw it wasn't good for you at all, denied it, looked up an article that told him what he wanted to hear, purposefully said "I'm not going to only listen to the reddit part and make my opinion", read the article with the preconceived notion that mayo is good for you, then concluded that mayo is good for you despite it saying mayo is good in "moderate use" and jerma totally forgot he eats like 30% mayo in his diet. Hes the quintessential internet user, truly.

  • @SFTaYZa

    @SFTaYZa

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mayo's fine.

  • @JALETRATOR

    @JALETRATOR

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SFTaYZa Ok Jerma

  • @yasuhoe7019
    @yasuhoe70192 жыл бұрын

    The food pyramid thing made me understand how people see jerma from the outside hes actually unhinged

  • @foxglove1999
    @foxglove19992 жыл бұрын

    lmfao @ him calling a bowl of rice a “secret snack”

  • @coolkatmehrfth
    @coolkatmehrfth2 жыл бұрын

    This is another “can’t read an analog clock” situation

  • @antehll
    @antehll2 жыл бұрын

    did he really equate eating pasta and chicken sandwiches to onions and red meat?

  • @Sha0linShadowb0xing
    @Sha0linShadowb0xing2 жыл бұрын

    I'm crying... Does he eat a whole thanksgiving turkey every single day? His body is running on pure tryptophan from turkey and tuna and he's pumped up on stimulants like mayonnaise all day..no wonder.

  • @somebodystopme4881

    @somebodystopme4881

    2 жыл бұрын

    you do realize that people on thanksgiving eat a fuck ton of carbs, which are packed with sugar, and when you eat a fuck ton of sugar your body crashes. it ain't from the turkey.

  • @LittleIcarus

    @LittleIcarus

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@somebodystopme4881 turkey also has chemicals that make you sleepy

  • @JacobKinsley

    @JacobKinsley

    Жыл бұрын

    @@somebodystopme4881 People also eat RAT POISON and BLOOD on thanksgiving, really makes you think

  • @sparklepawz1185
    @sparklepawz1185 Жыл бұрын

    “Just don’t eat it everyday!” -man who eats it everyday

  • @Jagagaba
    @Jagagaba2 жыл бұрын

    the people thinking that eggs are dairy is so common nowadays its actually wild. I think people think that way because mayo is creamy looking and as a human being we are programmed to believe creamy things must contain dairy. You buy a carton of eggs and you can look at it and go "Well its MILK white."

  • @rorbee

    @rorbee

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't eggs come from cows

  • @breadlast

    @breadlast

    2 жыл бұрын

    Eggs are often kept in the same areas of grocery stores as dairy produxts

  • @mori2037

    @mori2037

    Жыл бұрын

    for some reason I wasn't aware that the definition of dairy was practically just milk and stuff made from milk. thought it was stuff that animals produce that we eat

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727
    @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj57272 жыл бұрын

    It’s canon now that all bread consumed by Jerma is hand-baked by Grandma Sicko Mode herself Edit: This feels like the sequel to the impromptu children’s book ms paint video

  • @chadoftoons
    @chadoftoons2 жыл бұрын

    Man eats nothing but birds the mayonaise is probably also made with eggs. Its 40% bird

  • @lordfreerealestate8302
    @lordfreerealestate830211 ай бұрын

    "I eat mostly birds" We've seen the birdhouse stream, Jerma, we know. Also, he eats a concerning amount of mayonnaise. And seems to be protecting mayonnaise from slander.

  • @commanderxbox8859
    @commanderxbox88592 жыл бұрын

    It’s amazing that his arteries aren’t just fully clogged at this point in his life

  • @unaif.2171

    @unaif.2171

    Жыл бұрын

    His body has a safety protection, explosive diarrhea

  • @coolkatmehrfth
    @coolkatmehrfth2 жыл бұрын

    Mayonnaise+ is like a streaming service

  • @okmate
    @okmate2 жыл бұрын

    So not only he wants to grind us up in a meat grinder, but he will lock us up in his basement with nothing but peanut butter before that.

  • @marissa32
    @marissa32 Жыл бұрын

    If he's having turkey sandwiches, how is he eating more mayo than bread...? Is he solidifying the mayo into squares and using them in place of bread?

  • @zakaryrichmond396
    @zakaryrichmond3962 жыл бұрын

    When jerma started a sentence with "you know if you were locked in a basement" I started getting meat grinder flashbacks

  • @sinkbug
    @sinkbug Жыл бұрын

    The "fuck that's a lot of mayonnaise" killed me fsr

  • @repugnant__6379
    @repugnant__63792 жыл бұрын

    Peanut butter in this quantity is akin to taking a shot of olive oil for the calories in lieu of eating anything.

  • @kimurain6956

    @kimurain6956

    2 жыл бұрын

    Like DougDoug?

  • @yepsilon2898

    @yepsilon2898

    2 жыл бұрын

    He already does that

  • @doris3026
    @doris30262 жыл бұрын

    I am an fan

  • @sebastianuglyrat

    @sebastianuglyrat

    2 жыл бұрын

    Very fascinating

  • @doshwaffles5573

    @doshwaffles5573

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am too a fan

  • @AdamKlownzinger

    @AdamKlownzinger

    2 жыл бұрын

    Remarkable stuff Doris. Bingo Thursdays still on?

  • @dean988

    @dean988

    2 жыл бұрын

    you an interesting critter bro

  • @nuclearcatpotatoe3714
    @nuclearcatpotatoe37142 жыл бұрын

    the scout reminisces over his old crippling addiction to buckets of chicken, his old dating trick, worrying about potentially relapsing

  • @amongstsus9201
    @amongstsus9201 Жыл бұрын

    no wonder jerma has the body of a dancer and a beer belly...

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth2 жыл бұрын

    Chat didn't shut up about may'naise for at least five streams after this.

  • @rigel1088
    @rigel10882 жыл бұрын

    jerma living like that junji ito comic about a family living in a household filled with grease and oil

  • @scuttt1752
    @scuttt17522 жыл бұрын

    i think we're gonna need another cooking stream after this jerma

  • @jubnubbens
    @jubnubbens2 жыл бұрын

    For the love of God and for everyone's safety, I desperately hope nobody has "joined Team Turkey".

  • @robbymorgan9951
    @robbymorgan99512 жыл бұрын

    How the hell did he pull out that incredible Tom Hanks impression?! Surely gotta be nominated for Best Impressions, right?

  • @AW-1909
    @AW-19092 жыл бұрын

    Jerma being a 7 year old toddler makes a lot of sense

  • @duckheadbob
    @duckheadbob Жыл бұрын

    If the infomercial streams have taught me anythjng - jerma would have OIL be a much larger part on the food pyramid thumbnail

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue66252 жыл бұрын

    I honestly don't even fucking remember the game he was playing I only remember the food chaos theory.

  • @rin-joh8644
    @rin-joh86442 жыл бұрын

    Jerma eating so much mayo remains in my head rent free. I think about it so much.

  • @JohnSmith-me4ik
    @JohnSmith-me4ik Жыл бұрын

    Jerma fell for the "red meat = bad" meme

  • @furiousmagician5912
    @furiousmagician5912 Жыл бұрын

    i used to steal peanut butter from the kitchen and eat the entire jar with my hands and hide it under my bed

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine73132 жыл бұрын

    These diet choices explain his physique perfectly.

  • @bankruptedwizard1413
    @bankruptedwizard14132 жыл бұрын

    This the earliest I've ever been to a Jerma video, and I've been watching him since 2014. That has to mean something.

  • @kwak0
    @kwak02 жыл бұрын

    did he just compare drinking soda to smoking???

  • @nessesaryschoolthing

    @nessesaryschoolthing

    2 жыл бұрын

    When he was intentionally trying to sound douchy and overblown, yes

  • @ramy9103

    @ramy9103

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s not a terrible comparison. They are both addictions.

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman97242 жыл бұрын

    what jerma doesn't seem to understand is, there's no such thing as a "healthy food". there are foods that supply a large amount of one nutrient, such as peanut butter supplying a large amount of fat and a reasonable amount of protein. the thing is, if you keep eating that one thing, you'll have too much of that nutrient along with whatever other stuff is in it, like how even "organic" or "natural" peanut butter almost always has sugar in it, since that's just how peanut butter is made. all of this makes peanut butter in particular around an A-tier choice for people doing keto, since it has relatively low carbs and quite high fat. however, if you're doing a normal diet, you probably won't be having much issue getting your serving of fat.

  • @kai_fatallysapphic

    @kai_fatallysapphic

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can buy peanut butter that only has peanuts and maybe salt in the ingredients list, does it still have sugar in it...?

  • @SF-rf9if

    @SF-rf9if

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kai_fatallysapphic it has the naturally occurring sugars of the peanut in it, but those are negligible when compared to peanut butter with added sugar

  • @kai_fatallysapphic

    @kai_fatallysapphic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SF-rf9if okay, makes sense.

  • @SirSpence99

    @SirSpence99

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, sort of. Red meat is the big exception. As long as it doesn't have a bunch of additives, you would be hard pressed to eat too much. There is also some interesting studies that show eating fat alongside meat is healthy for you.

  • @littelcreatchure506

    @littelcreatchure506

    Жыл бұрын

    do you really think Jerma has the critical thinking skills to realize that

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa2 жыл бұрын

    6:04 I came back to the video and got an ad for in-person eye exams right before. I literally forgot it was an ad for a second and thought it was the intro gag for the video

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz432 жыл бұрын

    "Mayo is the worst thing in the history of eating." LMAO

  • @LectroNyx
    @LectroNyx Жыл бұрын

    Guys, help. Jerma has had me in his basement for 3 years living off of IVs of peanut oil, and i heard him getting out the meat grinder earlier

  • @Babeuf31
    @Babeuf31 Жыл бұрын

    Unironically goated food pyramid. His lifting days show.

  • @dizzydaisy909
    @dizzydaisy9092 жыл бұрын

    It's crazy how this got posted after I remembered that my gym teacher in middle school ate an entire tub of peanut butter every single day. He'd stand in the middle of the hall and scoop it up with his hands, and ask kids passing by if they wanted any.

  • @ohno-wi1vb

    @ohno-wi1vb

    2 жыл бұрын

    WHAT

  • @LittleIcarus

    @LittleIcarus

    2 жыл бұрын

    what the fuck

  • @littelcreatchure506

    @littelcreatchure506

    Жыл бұрын

    with his hands??????

  • @motorizedscooter4783

    @motorizedscooter4783

    5 ай бұрын

    oh my

  • @hulax9858
    @hulax98582 жыл бұрын

    Its a surprise Jerma made it past the age of 12 with this diet, he just can't be human

  • @KRUSH-R
    @KRUSH-R2 жыл бұрын

    instead of CTRL, bind LShift to "scronch" it's better for your pinky

  • @1stnamel4stname
    @1stnamel4stname Жыл бұрын

    local streamer gets scurvy after consuming nothing but peanut butter for 6 months straight

  • @humanlike6658
    @humanlike66582 жыл бұрын

    Moloko plus from "Clockwork orange" is real, but it's called mayonnaise +.True psycho food pyramid

  • @mcj88
    @mcj88 Жыл бұрын

    14:47 - _Too much mayo?! I _*_love_*_ too much mayo!"_ -The King Of Town, 2005

  • @salmonsalvation6441
    @salmonsalvation64412 жыл бұрын

    Jerma unironically probably has the healthiest American diet ive ever seen

  • @OdaSwifteye

    @OdaSwifteye

    2 жыл бұрын

    Definitely not. It's up there but there are some people who wouldn't have mayo and a lot more fruits and vegetables.

  • @obink3245

    @obink3245

    Жыл бұрын

    You must not know a lot of Americans...

  • @18754KRS

    @18754KRS

    Жыл бұрын

    @@obink3245 they are all unhealthy no discussion

  • @crassiewassie8354

    @crassiewassie8354

    Жыл бұрын

    Only 30% mayo

  • @JacobKinsley

    @JacobKinsley

    Жыл бұрын

    @@OdaSwifteye nuh uh. All Americans eat nothing but big mac, fries, hot chip, and ice cream

  • @christiaanprinsloo8951
    @christiaanprinsloo89512 жыл бұрын

    16:47 did anyone else notice beeps that spell "help" in morse code? I think the real jerma is trying to tell us something

  • @manwtf3883

    @manwtf3883

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah i noticed wtf? also are we sure thats not the editor or something

  • @Ari-kr9nc

    @Ari-kr9nc

    2 жыл бұрын

    ok i'm glad that wasn't just me that heard that, no clue what that was

  • @augustwavra196
    @augustwavra1962 жыл бұрын

    He's only this way because the Jerma cloning vats are filled with mayo and peanut butter.

  • @infiniwaffle1214
    @infiniwaffle12142 жыл бұрын

    WHY does he need to hypothetically DESTROY the world to explain how healthy peanut butter is? Deranged streamer?!

  • @CrispyGFX
    @CrispyGFX Жыл бұрын

    "Mayo is worse... than COOKIES, CANDIES, AND CHIPS."

  • @lolrentz
    @lolrentz2 жыл бұрын

    me and jerma feeding each other spoonfuls of mayonnaise

  • @emmanueldiaz8367
    @emmanueldiaz83672 жыл бұрын

    “Peanut butter is good snack!” - Gamer TWITCH streamer turned clinically insane mass murderer with 175 confirmed deaths to his name

  • @DocJade
    @DocJade2 жыл бұрын

    Babe wake up, new second Jerma video

  • @therrfuin7897
    @therrfuin7897 Жыл бұрын

    Really wasn't expecting an Undercover Brother clip for the intro, well done editor lol

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout2 жыл бұрын

    I watch two streamers, one who eats nothing but peanut butter, and another who drinks olive oil instead of having a full meal. I may need to find new streamers.

  • @joebalIs

    @joebalIs

    2 жыл бұрын

    doug doesnt shove people in meat grinders though

  • @bencatzilla

    @bencatzilla

    2 жыл бұрын

    which streamer drinks olive oil?

  • @joebalIs

    @joebalIs

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bencatzilla dougdoug: kzread.info/dash/bejne/X2Grt62fhtXJnco.html

  • @lockerbuddy2039

    @lockerbuddy2039

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bencatzilla better question, who doesn't?

  • @peachposting

    @peachposting

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bencatzilla DougDoug

  • @SchrodingerMil
    @SchrodingerMil2 жыл бұрын

    I love that Jerma is shouting about how he used to eat super unhealthy and how his old diet was for children but on his old diet he was 250 pounds of pure muscle and on his new diet he has a beer gut.

  • @18754KRS

    @18754KRS

    Жыл бұрын

    good name +2

  • @galaxychill9578

    @galaxychill9578

    Жыл бұрын

    Great Sage Equal To Heaven

  • @sidasterdisaster

    @sidasterdisaster

    Жыл бұрын

    Tbf he he also went from “mid-twenties guy who works out every day” to “late 30s man who has a lot of heath issues and doesn’t work out as often” so idk if you can blame it solely on diet.

  • @cr4son
    @cr4son2 жыл бұрын

    The Loathsome Peanut Eater

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