It feels like this man is one single bad day away from becoming one of the most genuinely terrifying villains in all of fiction.

@concept5631

Жыл бұрын

Given how dead he sounded while mentioning how he accidentally killed a man, that bad day might not be that far away.

@tomasmichaels642

Жыл бұрын

The one villain Saitama can’t defeat

@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625

Жыл бұрын

“One. Bad. Day.”

@beta2029

Жыл бұрын

Even if he gets shot by bullets, stabbed by knives, or even slashed by a katana IT ALL INSTANTLY TURNS INTO SKITTLES

@hiarus8850

Жыл бұрын

Bruh he said his power is pretty awesome after telling the story of how he skittle'd a man, i think he's already there

Never thought a skittles commercial would create one of the most powerful characters in all of fiction

@Tomasfreeman2

2 жыл бұрын

You’re the first one to use the picrew pfp app without making the pfp gay good job 👍

@lethalradio14

2 жыл бұрын

He couldn't beat Vegitto he was turned into chocolate and still beat some one up

@jaywinters4328

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tomasfreeman2 if only you knew...

@hailtothevic

2 жыл бұрын

Thanos: I am inevitable Tim: And I am... Skittle Man

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt that he could do much, he's just a regular Human with an overpowered ability, let's not get carried away with the No Limits Fallacy.

SCPs now: *world ending overly dramatic 10,000 pages of nuance* SCPs then:

@jeepercreepers9

2 ай бұрын

Basically SCP-5167

@Xxx_Th3_F0x_xxX

2 ай бұрын

​@@jeepercreepers9 That's "Amogus" thing, hell if I know. I would designate that guy (the SCP) as an Euclid, as he doesn't have any intentions to turn anyone into skittles. The number is unknown..

@Vapor817

Ай бұрын

there's an scp that curses its "owner" to turn whatever he or she touches into pennies unless that thing is thinner than a penny

@boiledelephant

Ай бұрын

Leave my boy qntm alone, he ain't hurting nobody

@Arkimedus

Ай бұрын

@@Xxx_Th3_F0x_xxX Just FYI in case you don't know, the SCP ratings (Euclid, Keter, Thaumiel, Safe, etc) don't describe the "danger" posed by an scp, they describe how difficult it is to contain them, so whether or not skittle man wanted to escape or not would be the deciding factor in how he would be quantified, Safe or Euclid are probably correct, but he could also theoretically become keter depending on how the anomaly worked and what he was willing to do to escape

What if someone were to make a set of gloves out of Skittles? Obviously, there would need to be extensive testing done, but it could work. We can give this man his life back.

6 ай бұрын

Gloves would turn to Skittles

@iamkablam8096

6 ай бұрын

@ even gloves already made of Skittles?

@ConcurseiroAleatorio

6 ай бұрын

one slip and he turn his baby in skittles @@iamkablam8096

@iusedyourtowel6765

6 ай бұрын

THE GLOVES ARE ALREADY SKITTLES @

6 ай бұрын

@@iusedyourtowel6765 ohh shii forgive me I ain't read the whole comment my bad 😭

President: “We need someone to defuse the bomb ASAP” Secretary: “I know just the guy”

@BonusCrook

2 жыл бұрын

Introducing Rad Green! Warm up your insides!

@jknuaw9406

2 жыл бұрын

Nice sentence my dude

@wagomus4323

2 жыл бұрын

Taste the rainbow 😎

@catseye9175

2 жыл бұрын

the presidents secretary or the secretary of state

@djvic4u

2 жыл бұрын

@@wagomus4323 feel .... the rainbow Ouch

I love how he's telling the kid his depressing life story and the kid and the lady are just looking at him eating skittles with no emotional reaction whatsoever

@damieneliott_

2 жыл бұрын

Mood

@memeswereablessingfromthel3942

2 жыл бұрын

Capitalism

@paqlallaqldifi122_7

2 жыл бұрын

= Mood Capitalism

@pathetic2399

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you actually look at their faces when the camera cuts back to them they both look guilty for suggesting his power hasn’t ruined his life.

@Sly2BandOfThievesIsTheBestSly

2 жыл бұрын

did you even watch the video?

Skittles really made a more tragic version of King Midas for an ad

@buttwiperindawfulevil2256

2 ай бұрын

King Midas is already pretty tragic. Idk how it made more.

@thedarkdoggy

Ай бұрын

@@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 They're only missing one last blow: he's diabetic.

@gacsam8683

Ай бұрын

​@@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 in some versions Dionysus takes pity on Midas and instructs him how to undo it. Skittlesus does not have any pity.

@nateg4031

Ай бұрын

@@gacsam8683”Skittlesus” 😂

@kripsy4512

Ай бұрын

@@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 You cant sell thsoe skittles for shit

I like how he admits to basically killing a man before he got to work

@astrocat3434

2 жыл бұрын

As one does

@tayyabnaveed2266

2 жыл бұрын

he only turned him into skittles

@astrocat3434

2 жыл бұрын

@@tayyabnaveed2266 A fate worse than death.

@Ecofriendlyant

2 жыл бұрын

Unconsensual modification

@austrakaiser4793

2 жыл бұрын

Cannibalism isn't that bad especially when it's delicious

My full respect to the actor playing that old man. Like, his performance was genuinely moving, despite the advert being the silliest thing ever.

@thepoeticbutcher3370

Жыл бұрын

…he played a popular character(2short appearances) on Martin called Angry Man..

@MichaelAndrew1994

Жыл бұрын

Flo in her Skittles era

@ILoveLuhaidan

Жыл бұрын

What’s his name?

@phatcartoon

Жыл бұрын

@@ILoveLuhaidan the actor's name is David Jean Thomas.

@ILoveLuhaidan

Жыл бұрын

@@phatcartoon thanks!

The delivery of "He'll never see his family again" really sounded like a villain

@ultimateinternetman4335

Ай бұрын

"I guess that's pretty awesome"

You usually don't want negative emotions to be associated with your product, but the sheer ridiculousness of the concept executed to absolute perfection makes this one of the greatest commercials of all time.

@longebane

6 ай бұрын

Mmmm I think I want skittles

@gastonbell108

6 ай бұрын

Some say Tim staged a coup against the King of Skittles and this was his punishment when he failed. Some say they wanted to make an example out of those that challenge the Rainbow Kingdom. Well, it worked. His only solution would be to kill the Court Wizard who placed the curse, but the punishment was so severe Tim can't imagine a way to make that happen. Dejected, he sits at the bar, his hands strapped to his chest, drinking beer through a long straw. The barkeep gazes at him sadly. (enter player character)

@disciple5558

6 ай бұрын

The commercial is too negative, this keeps it from being the goat commercial

@user-qb3gm4pu2m

6 ай бұрын

Honestly if I had seen this I would be like ??? Who on earth thought that this was a good idea?

@sethgross3904

6 ай бұрын

@@user-qb3gm4pu2mI think about this commercial every couple months. It’s probably my favorite.

This has to be one of the most brutal curses to ever exist

@SudsyDiamond

3 ай бұрын

Midas

@NovaExeRegent

Ай бұрын

Midas, but even more terrifying since one touch and you become the rainbow.

"Any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one." Glad to see someone at Skittles trusted the creatives who pitched this.

@eavyeavy2864

2 жыл бұрын

The fuxk does that mean?

@CoreyFaure

2 жыл бұрын

@@eavyeavy2864 It means the execs were smart enough to not tone down the darker aspects of the commercial

@isthistwitterbruh

2 жыл бұрын

@@eavyeavy2864 jesus bro pick up a book sometime, those things made out of paper that look like tablets?

@largeboi4678

2 жыл бұрын

@@isthistwitterbruh phone bad book good

@palashverma3470

2 жыл бұрын

@@largeboi4678 hulk smash

I like how he’s still in shock over turning a man into skittles that he’s still holding him.

@jjpark98

2 жыл бұрын

I mean wouldn't you?

@azrielg734

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjpark98 no, I would've eaten the skittles before I got to work

@JohnDoe-kf7md

2 жыл бұрын

The man melted into him

@heh2393

2 жыл бұрын

@@azrielg734 cursed comment

@justtryingtomakeachange2246

2 жыл бұрын

You like it! How horribly morbid.

Forget the infinity stones, this dude is more powerful than anyone else.

The way he hit the desk and the loud sound of skittles falling made me laugh The louder the better

@elusivefun

2 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAA SO FUCKING FUNNY HEHEHE 😂😂😂💀💀💀🔥💯🤣🫱🔵🔴🫲🫰🤌🫴🟣

@Nexmashr

2 ай бұрын

@@elusivefunmaybe this is why you don’t get invited to parties

Yes, psychological body horror. That's how we get more people to buy Skittles.

@Angel-rr2ow

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@robertjebediahfreeman

2 жыл бұрын

**eats handful of skittles**

@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo

2 жыл бұрын

Better than now where everything has to have a political tone

@CurliFox

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo True.

@greentaigo2552

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo Small remark but if you get publically upset at a specific ad it was probably the intention and you're the real ad

In 30 seconds Skittles told a darker story than most existential horror writers could in 700 pages

@shonthacreator6146

Жыл бұрын

The scariest stories are always the shortest ones

@GetterRay

Жыл бұрын

How uneducated are you? Seriously.

@megagames4989

Жыл бұрын

​@@shonthacreator6146 yeah cuz it leaves you wondering

@TheMimiSard

Жыл бұрын

Modern Midas.

@colossaltitan3546

Жыл бұрын

Skittles Midas touch

This man’s problems could be solved by creating high tech skittle gloves

He could start the craziest game of tag ever

The fact that he still has instincts to touch things and do things like a normal person clearly implies that he wasn't born with these abilities. Someone or something must have cursed him with this power, perhaps as some form of punishment. Scary, uf.

@notorious.png_

2 жыл бұрын

Woah

@DeltaDanner

2 жыл бұрын

Would it even be possible for someone to be born with this power? At what point would the baby kicking inside its mother go from being cute to deadly?

@BigWave6890

2 жыл бұрын

They’re coming out with a movie in 2022

@beaconblaster33

2 жыл бұрын

i guess that's pretty awesome

@jiib7770

2 жыл бұрын

He can’t jack off anymore

This might've been the strongest superpower that could kill Thanos easily.

@CCCP-1384

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Ymaq2pSuo6XgoKg.html

@9nikolai

2 жыл бұрын

@Ice King Actually, the stones are already skittles

@mantraveling4877

2 жыл бұрын

Or he could just touch Thanos and turn him into skittles.

@slasherhacker2116

2 жыл бұрын

My new quirk

@Yeetuz.Deletuz

2 жыл бұрын

@Ice King infinity skittles™

Who ever came up with this idea needs a big fat raise. This and the Starburst berries and cream guy are my all time favorite commercials from back in the day.

@SenselessUsername

5 ай бұрын

That "person who came up with this idea" is very very dead as it's the classical Greek story of the curse of king Midas, AKA the Midas touch.

The whole table collapsing into skittles still cracks me up to this day 😂😂😂

In a strange way he has endless destructive powers, he could just level a building if he would so desire.

@Ace-jz6qn

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine he touches the ground with his hands

@carolfromhr9900

2 жыл бұрын

Chronicle (2011)

@Zero_Is_Stopping_Time

2 жыл бұрын

911 limited skittles edition

@EtherealRoninERProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@carolfromhr9900 that movie was cool, and I feel like stranger things elevens powers are inspired by it

@w00tec

2 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?

I've only ever seen the short version of this commercial. I've never heard that "he'll never see his family again" line until now. I feel like my entire life has just been changed.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time I watched my latest v*deo and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two g*rlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny thanks for listening dear ham

@wess1911

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku steroids

@GuilhermeM1

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku shut

@Littlewarrior0106

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@rainbowspongebob

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

all the new villians better watch out for, *One Touch Man*

@SuS_s

Ай бұрын

That's a Good one 😂

In his complete anguish and misery of killing countless innocent, dismantling the things he once could have the simple power to manuplate. All he could and would eventually become was a weapon of annihilation, the bringer of death. He decided he could no longer live with this curse. So with one final movement of his hand, he touched himself.

This was honestly one of the most underrated commercials. Especially for candy.

@kayleighbrown459

2 жыл бұрын

Was is underrated? I remember people kinda obsessing over it in the uk,

@GoldPrince2468

2 жыл бұрын

The Midus touch is tragic for how difficult it was to reverse the curse but Skittles touch can’t be reversed.

@creativehead4642

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@smuglife64gaming21

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@CapperCritic

2 жыл бұрын

@@kayleighbrown459 in terms of acting skills, yes. He gave me Danny Glover vibes

Everybody's making jokes and all, but can we talk about how smooth the turning the stapler into skittles was? Like, that was SLICK.

@Sam-tm3om

2 жыл бұрын

ikr!

@avivathediva8736

2 жыл бұрын

FR..

@lightyellowears4093

2 жыл бұрын

doesn't look smooth it looks normal to me

@mr_box1264

2 жыл бұрын

The table

@M0306D

2 жыл бұрын

I was the 1,000th like 😫

What makes this confusing but some how at the same time more entertaining is the fact that he is at work. No one would every employ him if he couldn’t touch anything 😂

@Anonymous426_

Ай бұрын

I am pretty sure skittles would be very glad to hire him. He’d make them millions in profit

MIDAS TOUCH BUT SKITTLES

This, along with many other Skittles commercials, are masterpieces.

@ivonairy3955

2 жыл бұрын

I personlly like where they milk a giraffe 🦒

@testserverYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivonairy3955 YESSS

2 жыл бұрын

This are masterpieces? Finish grade school dude

@Drachus

2 жыл бұрын

Banned skittles commercials

@fidgety48

2 жыл бұрын

@ "Finish grade school" "This are masterpieces?"

I love the fact he’s got this life changing, absolutely horrifying power and yet he’s still working an office job every day

@MontezBoydStarks504

2 жыл бұрын

tim just wants to live a normal life

@merlynjep

2 жыл бұрын

He can't leave- doorknob keeps disappearing.

@zy8867

2 жыл бұрын

@@MontezBoydStarks504 sounds familiar

@sngks4164

2 жыл бұрын

@@zy8867 mmmmm I wonder where it’s from 🤔

@Q75

2 жыл бұрын

@@MontezBoydStarks504 is that a jojo refer-

I genuinely feel bad for him, but I also wonder what his limits are

I can't even begin to imagine how long it took them to film this ad perfectly!

If If was him, I would get a job at a Skittle's factory, imagine having him turn the factory's waste products into Skittles. spend less on waste removal, spend less on production while having a increase in it, he could name his salary.

@louie-xk4yq

2 жыл бұрын

Whats a salary when you cant hold your newborn baby boy

@khabyreacter

2 жыл бұрын

@@louie-xk4yq yes

@nametime8938

2 жыл бұрын

@@louie-xk4yq how the hell is he even gonna get to that point without killing his wife

@miguelfazenda3316

2 жыл бұрын

@@louie-xk4yq he just needs gloves made out of skittles

@ellievergo6354

2 жыл бұрын

if i was him i would take a trip to the garage island in the ocean and take barges full of trash and turn it into skittles

As we saw, he could hold and touch skittles without them turning into even smaller skittles. With this logic applied, if you'd make a glove out of crushed skittles. He could hold things normally

@alextello971

2 жыл бұрын

W

@davomcbones8138

2 жыл бұрын

Wow that's amazing... If only they knew at the time... You deserve Nobel

@bradleythekid4898

2 жыл бұрын

or a regular glove with the inside coated with sugar

@maruftim

2 жыл бұрын

When you use 101% of your brain:

@TheMyNeooo

2 жыл бұрын

the ULTIMATE SOLUTION!!!

our english teacher this year showed us this ad when we were going over the mrs midas poem for our textual analysis. couldn’t be any better

"this world shall know the rainbow!" *Turns the air into skittles*

@Pixel3572

2 жыл бұрын

“Almighty Rainbow!”

@00Grimreaper00

2 жыл бұрын

*you shall know rainbow!*

@Jluyoungzone

2 жыл бұрын

"Feel rainbow. Accept rainbow. Know rainbow."

@bestinterest

2 жыл бұрын

skittle smelling air

@eddyhoopin

2 жыл бұрын

touches air molecules

“I can’t take it anymore… tell my wife I love her.” **Touches own head**

@christopherandrew2629

2 жыл бұрын

That got dark real quick

@thememelord5975

2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherandrew2629 it already Was dark

@mr.trophy0912

2 жыл бұрын

._.

@halocrafter300

2 жыл бұрын

*Doesn’t work*

@mannymeharry3665

2 жыл бұрын

He dont need a gun all he need is his own hand

10 years and I still feel bad for the man on the bus :(

Its even funnier cause him having moments where he forgets tells me he only had this power for not that long. He quite literally has a power that would be universal threat level. If he touched the earth he could literally turn it into skittles

I love how the woman just casually approaches him with a stapler…like she’s not 2 inches away from being sent into eternity forever.

@user-nw6wl5jp7c

11 ай бұрын

I mean, she probably didn't knew about his ability to turn people into candies too, but yeah, if he missed few CMs, girl would be gone.

@ihsanjafar4174

10 ай бұрын

How could this possibly be a ad?!

@Pwnzistor

10 ай бұрын

We're all a part of eternity. Forever.

@robloxserversded

9 ай бұрын

Its not funny when he cannot touch his baby and killed an man that had a family as a bus driver

@NiceBigHampter

9 ай бұрын

@@robloxserversded bro got emotional over an ad

This man is an SCP and no one can tell me otherwise

@facundogamboa8098

2 жыл бұрын

scp 039J or something like that

@cristiancamilovaldiviesopo6717

2 жыл бұрын

Go nuke some country or something. Wait no

@Harsh-tf9he

2 жыл бұрын

@@cristiancamilovaldiviesopo6717 touch the nuke mid way when its going off and cover a city with skittles

@simp7847

2 жыл бұрын

@@Harsh-tf9he excellent...

@stavros9849

2 жыл бұрын

Otherwise

This is the darkest advert ever, I can't believe they actually had the guts to have it made, i can't stop laughing

The man who’s hand he shook was my father. My dad was just going to the store real quick to go grocery shopping and said he’ll be back in a hour or so. Hours turned to days. Days to years. Mom went crazy. My sister hasn’t spoken since. All the police said at the time we reported him missing was that they found a whole bunch skittles…but now I know the truth. What once was a happy family, is now non existent. All because of Tim. I’ll find you Tim and I’ll make you pay for what you’ve done. I’ll show you how the rainbow truly taste like.

@crymeariver221

2 жыл бұрын

You need help.

@ABitDistant

2 жыл бұрын

@@crymeariver221 no he needs Justice

@dec3142

2 жыл бұрын

"Before you seek revenge, be sure and ready to be turned into skittles."

@lynx3187

2 жыл бұрын

I will bathe in the rainbow of Tim.

@elearning89

2 жыл бұрын

Hahajajhaa

“I shook his hand, he’ll never see his family again. I guess it’s pretty awesome” That went from depressing to horror movie real quick

@estupedude21

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao right

@rhyscallinan3727

2 жыл бұрын

The pain in his eyes as he told that story.

@matthewdavis9437

2 жыл бұрын

The last part was clearly sarcastic. He finds none of it awesome.

@sidthekid1170

2 жыл бұрын

I swear I don't remember hearing that part of the commercial when it aired on TV

@majhabalikhan2562

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewdavis9437you know the comment was also sarcastic right? and its an ad of course its sarcastic dipshit

Imagine you had this and you had to take a piss?! I would just piss in my pants at that point.😂

The fact that this is Angry Man from "Martin" makes this even better.

0:22 “I met a man on a bus today. I shook his hand... He’ll never see his family again..” 😭😭

@Awelbeckk

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be fooled, he willingly shook the man's hand. It was murder.

@trashygamesyt

3 жыл бұрын

I literally cried

@ninethetwotailedfox

3 жыл бұрын

no.

@trashygamesyt

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninethetwotailedfox yes.

@kiwi_wi3

2 жыл бұрын

Those skittle he dropped after were the man’s skittles….s a d

Seeing as how he can hold Skittles, just make him a Skittle-glove.

@ChrisM-qo1jc

2 жыл бұрын

my exact thoughts but if those Skittles melted or slipped or crushed or misaligned and he was touching one of his loved ones then they too will turn into skittles EDIT: If you put plastic gloves on top of your skittle glove, it will turn into skittles fall to the ground and you can still turn someone accidentally Putting more layers of skittles would make it safer but all it does is just that. There would be no wiggle room to bend or move the skittle gloves

@reynutz

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is beyond science

@KidnapT

2 жыл бұрын

Or just made a glove from his own hair or cells

@primescar

2 жыл бұрын

INGENIUS!

@donalgrump69yrsago9

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you must be frightened by your own genius

But the question is, could he potentially turn a skittle in a skittle?

@pyroblade452

Ай бұрын

Would it stay the same or change flavors?? Maybe he could touch a pack of gum and it would bring back skittles bubblegum

if this were real, i wouldn’t mind risking being turned into skittles to give him a hug… i’m genuinely crying right now..

@Zappy7119

3 ай бұрын

I would do anything to make this man happy.

This is LITERALLY the peak of all advertising possibly ever

@concept5631

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jonulousb3928

2 жыл бұрын

Yop commercial is among top tier with this skittles ad

@Azz2026

2 жыл бұрын

JAPANESE ADS

@MyWatchIsEnded

2 жыл бұрын

Type crazy nutragrain commercial in KZread

@InternetMameluq

2 жыл бұрын

What about the Phillip Ontakos ad? That's my favourite.

We're lucky he isn't abusing his powers.

@silentbree

2 жыл бұрын

THIS

@The-mcnuggit-man

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm that gives me an idea

@blueberrypie9608

2 жыл бұрын

yummy

@ohwell6422

2 жыл бұрын

We already had Midas. We don't need another one.

@The-mcnuggit-man

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohwell6422 true true

the sheer amount of theories, speculation and character lore from this one commercial is astounding

Would love to be a fly on the wall when the creative got pitched and one of the execs surely said, "NO ONE IS HAPPY OR SMILING IN THE COMMERCIAL AND ITS ABOUT CANDY" lol

This guy would make a fortune getting rid of nuclear waste.

@eritsai4494

2 жыл бұрын

What would he do with that fortune? All the money would turn to skittles.

@texas_badger1984

2 жыл бұрын

@@eritsai4494 Oof Big Oof

@michaelboylan5904

2 жыл бұрын

@Eri Tsai Eat it

@31oannamphong66

2 жыл бұрын

@@eritsai4494 hire a bodyguard/servent to hold things for him

@hahaihaveahandlenow

2 жыл бұрын

@@eritsai4494 Bank transfer?

Things you can infer from this powerset: -he has a newborn son. So, he likely got this power less than 9 months ago. -he still reflexively touches things. So, it's likely very recently acquired -it seems to only emit from his hands -the power doesn't affect gases and possibly objects less dense than Skittles, since the moisture on his hands doesn't turn into Skittles -the power only relates to the size, but not the density or mass of objects -it categorically affects things. A stapler and it's staples count as a single item.

@That0neJawn

2 жыл бұрын

Very well. I have a question now. The telephone must be connected to at least one cable. If it categorically affects things, where exactly is the spot where it stopped affecting the telephone cable? Probably at the outlet, yeah. ...but what if not?

@liquidboss2719

2 жыл бұрын

@@That0neJawn I think, like the stapler and desk, it stops where one would think the phone stops. It's possible it might be affected by his perception of objects. He doesn't think of moisture or air, so it's unaffected.

@H128

2 жыл бұрын

hi new comment

@scpvisualized

2 жыл бұрын

*casually tags the SCP Foundation*

@red-vg2ds

2 жыл бұрын

comments like these just make it even better

Touches himself and ends the game.

Looks like the curse of king Midas in a rainbow way!

I love how his boss still clearly made him come to work…despite having the ability to kill staff with one touch.

@LazyLoonz

11 ай бұрын

@@itsddashrock But big business need to worry about thier own employees and assets being destroyed

@ColbyandEon

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@SuperMase9X

11 ай бұрын

His power seems like he has only recently acquired it

@flaming02rtle

10 ай бұрын

​@@LazyLoonzthey only care after they're destroyed

@jimmy_kirk

10 ай бұрын

It's free skittles. Don't question where they come from, just taste the rainbow.

Skittles is just one of those companies where I’m 90% sure they got a writers room of people who are high, and a casting room full of people who used to do stock photos and will go along with whatever crazy script they’re given… And I couldn’t love them more for it

@Anthonymous

2 жыл бұрын

Only the best writing team for their commercials. Remember the one where they literally had a newlywed couple fuckin’ for a commercial?

@sharifbrown3567

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anthonymous please send me this.

@Anthonymous

2 жыл бұрын

@@sharifbrown3567 Bet: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eWV-zsWborCYaNY.html

@klingon401

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anthonymous yeah, it haunts me to this day

@s1lly_sunny

2 жыл бұрын

Dose anyone remwber the giraffe one?

if modern ads were like this and not scams youtube wouldnt need to fight adblockers

That guy is the modern day Midas

I can see this guy as a movie villain in a big dramatic scene where he’s slowly walking towards the protagonist menacingly and running his hand along the wall as it slowly turns into skittles

@klockwerk187

Жыл бұрын

.....my curiosity would love to see that scene! Instead of dark matter radiating from the walls it's skittles crumbling and skittles 'dark matter dust' fading into nothingness.

@Tony_Baloney_

Жыл бұрын

@@Whatever-gx3un You’re a bum

@kimbaldun

Жыл бұрын

But who is the main protagonist?

@krypticunlimited6925

Жыл бұрын

@@kimbaldunthe M&Ms that you see in commercials that play in movie theaters

@VVesteria

Жыл бұрын

Protag hurries off to eat them

Skittles really decided to make the most depressing and powerful character in all fiction for a commercial

@reminagyo2973

6 ай бұрын

wow so deep, you really enhanced my understanding of the joke, you’re SO smart.

@thehumenthing8504

6 ай бұрын

@@reminagyo2973 dear god who hurt you today

@user-wo3yk5gd8j

6 ай бұрын

@@thehumenthing8504 he probably just hit his toes on a door while he was going out it happens to the best of us

@NousagiCaptain

6 ай бұрын

@@thehumenthing8504Yea that guy was NOT pleases that you made a joke 😂😂 Some people just suck the energy outta stuff jfc.

@reminagyo2973

5 ай бұрын

@@thehumenthing8504 youre acting like a corny nerd and im bullying you for it

*Goku proceeds to disintegrate into skittles*

I think the funniest part of this commercial is how this guy seemingly has a job in this office despite not being able to do anything, what are they paying him to do?

As much as it's depressing I couldn't help but laugh at him just slamming his hands on the desk in frustration only for it to also turn into skittles.

@CCJ15S

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same.

@BombasticLion

Жыл бұрын

its not depressing at all, its a joke

@yukononun

Жыл бұрын

@@BombasticLion Are you really that ignorant?

@skeetsvar162

Жыл бұрын

​@@BombasticLion 🤦‍♂️

@mikedacoolnerd788

Жыл бұрын

Who ever wrote the script for this commercial did a great job. It is a concept that is inherently funny that is applied in an equally tragic way. Great example of dark humor that doesn't feel like it tries too hard or edgy.

The sad reality

@worlarusham

2 жыл бұрын

hello tick

@Azkielbasa

2 жыл бұрын

hello tick

@BlaketheBlock

2 жыл бұрын

The awful truth 😦

@rukamarine6652

2 жыл бұрын

Just make a skittles glove-

@heyolorenns

2 жыл бұрын

Hi offbrand Justin y

God this is nostalgic

*Reaches down and touches earth*

He has such an OP ability, surprised he didn’t make it into “Candy Flurry”

@ciaguy3702

2 жыл бұрын

Probably since it got canceled

@lotus630

2 жыл бұрын

that manga is so short lived, by next month no one would get the reference

@TMAMovie

2 жыл бұрын

I never expected I'd find a Candy Flurry reference in the wild.

@DKOIsoul

2 жыл бұрын

His long lost brother made it into suicide squad though.

@Trekov1

2 жыл бұрын

@@TMAMovie me niether but im glad i did

Haha, I remember this commercial. I miss back when companies made ads that were actually entertaining. A boring commercial you're forced to watch should be considered a torture device.

@weefweef

2 жыл бұрын

Amen

@marygraceoyangorin8918

2 жыл бұрын

I find this commercial depressing, I'll just choose a boring commercial

@JonnieK2006

2 жыл бұрын

@@marygraceoyangorin8918 what is that profile picture?

@ButWhyMe...

2 жыл бұрын

@@JonnieK2006 * Squints * A furry female in a pink skirt...?

@JonnieK2006

2 жыл бұрын

@@ButWhyMe... good eye

This man can single handedly beat every villain with one finger to the shoulder

These super old videos are taking over my feed and i love it

This guy could be the most powerful villian

@844SteamFan

2 жыл бұрын

Only if he could turn it on/off

@alexthebest3424

2 жыл бұрын

Him: *gets kidnapped* him: bruh *touches the ropes and turns them into skittles then touching the kidnapper and turning him also into skittles*

@sherine9033

2 жыл бұрын

Skittleman

@themaninthechair4338

2 жыл бұрын

Unless you had a gun or other ranged weapon

@cliche_5860

2 жыл бұрын

One touch man

I remember this. What a terrifying but delicious reality.

@palashverma3470

2 жыл бұрын

That's a weird combination of words

@Haxior5506

2 жыл бұрын

Nice one Zelda boy. You need award for the most disturbing man.

@eyeseer1

2 жыл бұрын

Terrifying and tragic

@Haxior5506

2 жыл бұрын

Symphony of catastrophe

Midas' touch but Skittles lol

He has every right to become a villian

When I was a kid and I saw this, I never understood how deep his statements of his existential crisis actually were.

@rubyhillman1859

2 жыл бұрын

Bro get a mustache again

@flutecoc

2 жыл бұрын

get a mustache

@ialistanne1102

2 жыл бұрын

Why are you everywhere?

@PiracyIsFun

2 жыл бұрын

@@ialistanne1102 Probably because spending too much time on the internet and have nothing do whit their life.

@ofilosofoouumfumante5655

2 жыл бұрын

He's here huh but man it's pretty impressive to see you in a lot of comments trough the internet

The Skittles commercials are among the most funny and creative commercials ever. Love it

@collier6725

2 жыл бұрын

plus the amount of effort

@hiroshiramasendjews9539

2 жыл бұрын

Jack in the Box: *_Allow me to introduce myself_*

@yungdisney

2 жыл бұрын

this and the skittle pocks one is goated

@MarcoPolo-py4lv

2 жыл бұрын

among????? OMG GUYS ITS A REFERENCE TO THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US

@maggy154

2 жыл бұрын

among !!!!

Not him becoming a villain and the victims are like stay away from me instead of like doing self defense

this actually made me so sad

This guy literally solos every character in fiction.

@FatherManus

2 жыл бұрын

Not Vegito, lol. He was turned into candy and still kicked Buu's ass.

@lostsoul3089

2 жыл бұрын

Only if he can touch them. He would lose to a sniper

@EpiikoAlt

2 жыл бұрын

@@lostsoul3089 I wonder if he has to touch it. Or anything that touches him is affected too.

@BackForwardPunch

2 жыл бұрын

@@EpiikoAlt 100% bullet turns to a skittl

@lostsoul3089

2 жыл бұрын

@@EpiikoAlt Surely the first case. Becuase, in case something that touches him is affected, he would be naked

If he claps his hands he creates a skittles black hole.

@DaKoRTE17

2 жыл бұрын

God damn...how dare i am that tryed to make a joke in 2021...

@3lectr0nix

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaKoRTE17 what?

@vampirichalo5854

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaKoRTE17 racist

@DaKoRTE17

2 жыл бұрын

@@vampirichalo5854 bro...Black hole...kra kra...it was a word joke

@zyxify9653

2 жыл бұрын

@@DaKoRTE17 what?

He just loses it and starts walking around touching skyscrapers and bridges.

That got dark so fast 😂

If he touches Skittles do they turn into more Skittles? What about conservation of mass?

@SpetzTheGuy

3 жыл бұрын

You seen him hold skittles

@icanwatchthevideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpetzTheGuy everything is an illusion, I ain't seen shit

@mburremerald2027

3 жыл бұрын

if it is already skittles, then his power will not work on it

@Octokito

3 жыл бұрын

He creates a singularity

@itz_gibby4204

3 жыл бұрын

The skittles paradox

This is honestly kind of terrifying and I would probably just try to turn myself into Skittles so I wouldn't have to live in that reality

@andrique1

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck that use your power to take over the world

@liltone9614

2 жыл бұрын

I’m assuming you’re immune to your own powers otherwise you would be turned into skittles as soon as you got your powers

@dopaminecloud

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrique1 touching is a very very limited power that is easily stopped

@foxinabox5103

2 жыл бұрын

@@liltone9614 wait.... How did he use his clothes then???

@spongy7426

2 жыл бұрын

@@foxinabox5103 it’s presumably only his hands so maybe he hired somebody

W-w-wait a second… What if he touches skittles!!!😂😂😂

Ay, at least he didn’t go the Midas route yet.

The desk changing to skittles and everything on the desk falls is still an impressive visual effect.

@al3xir9269

6 ай бұрын

Wdym bro there’s no vfx this is real footage

@SneakySamruaiOfDeath

6 ай бұрын

He touches the ground

@maxweqill1435

6 ай бұрын

@@SneakySamruaiOfDeathI think that the skittles touch only works when he touches something with his hand

@SneakySamruaiOfDeath

6 ай бұрын

@@maxweqill1435 he touches the ground with his hands

@David2073

6 ай бұрын

​@@SneakySamruaiOfDeathThe building disappears, they fall off a 5th floor, because of his age, the man dies, the whole world becomes Skittles

0:34 His drink has a straw in it, so he wouldn't have to pick it up in order to drink it. Skittles really paid attention to detail with this ad.

@reckermatouvc

2 жыл бұрын

But he still can't put his clothes

@stillpill8364

2 жыл бұрын

@@reckermatouvc He said he didn’t feed or dress himself this morning which most likely implied that he didn’t, and when he also said that he has a newborn son he would most likely still be married so that would lead us to believe that his wife did it for him.

@Inferno65

Жыл бұрын

Of course they did. They were afraid he'd turn them to Skittles if he didn't.

@minute0420

Жыл бұрын

@@stillpill8364 and how did his wife not turn into skittles

@thebluecactusstudiosmemory1483

Жыл бұрын

@@minute0420 probably just got this power/curse before he got married.

I'm actually craving Skittles now. That's good advertising!

This man could literally solve the worlds waste problems while providing yummy snacks for the world

Was really waiting for him to say “Man sitcho ass down” 😂😂😂

This is one of the few 2000s Skittle commercials I liked. It was unique, tragic and funny at the same time, and the man’s acting was very believable. His dead-seriousness made me feel sorry for him. lol

@darkdjinniumbrage7798

Жыл бұрын

lol

@sophiedowney1077

Жыл бұрын

Hi, young person here. This was an actual commercial?!?!?! After sitting through the same goddamn Chevy commercials for months and years on end with those drooling idiots fawning over Chevy's shitty cars, I find out stuff like THIS MASTEPIECE aired on actual TV and were meant to actually promote Skittles????? What happened to this country? Was it 9/11? Was that it? Did it kill the American Dream?

@SunBunz

Жыл бұрын

@@sophiedowney1077 this is the most “normal” Skittle commercial. There are some that are absolutely bizarre and even disgusting. I remember one involving a man making out with a camel or something, they just got weirder and weirder in the 2000s. In the 90s they were cute and colorful, but then weirdos took control over the company, I guess. And of course, none of them make any sense.

@Chin00k0

Жыл бұрын

​@@SunBunz "weirdos" I think you mean creative geniuses

@Neo2266.

Жыл бұрын

The giraffe one is the best one