"Set, the god of death" Anubis : Am I a joke to you? Osiris *sadly shaking his head*

@stainshield

3 жыл бұрын

Set was The God Of War like Ares.

@koltp1909

3 жыл бұрын

@@stainshield y e s

@fckihate69jokes

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, theres a million god of war in egyptian mythology.

@25Aadi25

3 жыл бұрын

Osiris is his brother and anubis an offspring

@IanAnimatesBagels

3 жыл бұрын

Anubis: Am I a joke to you Osiris: (refusing to answer) Horus: Nodding vigorously

"England, Present Day" just in case you confused it with "Scotland, Back Then"

@neonlights_12

6 жыл бұрын

10RexTheWolf01 England is my Present Day

@unoriginalusername1748

6 жыл бұрын

Or "France, 2 Weeks from now"

@Julia-lk8jn

27 күн бұрын

Perfect! (And needs more up-votes.)

When they said “Set, the god of death”, I had two sins in mind. 1: Set is the god of the desert and violence, not death. The crew clearly didn’t do their research. 2: Why are death gods always portrayed as evil? Just because you’re the god of death or the Underworld does NOT make you evil.

@clementcachico5240

4 жыл бұрын

Hell, Hades is the god of the Underworld, and even tho he's not Death itself he's still a pretty chill but rough and fair guy that's just doing he's freaking job, which is making sure the deads don't escape to make some bullshits on Earth. If anything, he's the good guy here.

@thepickygamer4450

4 жыл бұрын

@@clementcachico5240, anytime someone says Hades, I get the urge to watch Hercules.

@nickbolding5005

4 жыл бұрын

actually they all arent besides 2 or 3 movies that should never have been made made anubis evil

@user-jv9wl1tp8i

4 жыл бұрын

Creterampage Studios thank you. That’s probably one of the biggest assumption made.

@ningenshikkaku2042

4 жыл бұрын

Seth was the one who killed Osiris and cut his body into pieces...so I think he's pretty evil. Anubis on the other hand, as far as I know, is not. Correct me if I'm wrong, my knowledge on Ancient Egypt is a little rusty.

This movie feels like it went through a couple really significant rewrites. At points it seems to be trying to make the mummy a tragic figure, and almost seems to be setting her up to somehow be redeemed by Cruise. Which may be why the female lead feels so tacked on, she came in from another rewrite. And Jeckyl/Hyde feels like he was clearly a villain at one point who was rewritten into a kind of antihero for future "universe" projects. The whole thing just seems like two or more movies fighting for control.

@benharvey9205

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Jeckyl and Hyde

@bugsy220791

2 жыл бұрын

It was tom cruise he had power of rewrites, he just sucks at it.

@stainshield

Жыл бұрын

That was because Tom Cruise had it changed which was why it did poorly, because he was THE Problem.

@Julia-lk8jn

27 күн бұрын

You're right, the movie seems to never be able to decide if the mummie is an all-and-out villain, or sympathetic victim-turned-monster, or what. And while Annabelle Wallis is doing anything that good acting can do, that doesn't save Jenny from feeling more like a check-list of Hero's Love Interest tropes ( 'romantic' past, bickering, some feelings still present, gets saved by hero) than a character. I didn't make the connection myself, but yep, this screams "too many rewrites" .

saw this movie in india and when tom cruise turned into the mummy some guy said in a glorious indian accent "oh i guess mummy is now daddy" I laughed so hard that comment was more entertaining than the movie

@40GamesAG

6 жыл бұрын

Bless whoever said that comment XD

@bakaichigo

6 жыл бұрын

（づ￣3￣）づ╭❤～ Glorious.

@sillyseal1223

6 жыл бұрын

...You've just prolonged my life a little bit. Thank you.

@d3nv1

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you, that's made my day that little bit happier.

@OneXaxle

6 жыл бұрын

The Daddy Returns, sounds okay.

"They mummified her alive"... but how? The ancient Egyptians took out her organs (including the heart)? She looked pretty alive in that Halloween costume

@chevygirl7226

6 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they left the heart in

@gray_mara

6 жыл бұрын

The mummification process does make pretty sure the person is dead, if not at the start then definitely at the end. Anyway, what difference does it make if she was buried alive? Undead is undead.

@stunner9005

6 жыл бұрын

Basically “buried alive”

@happinessforeverandalways

6 жыл бұрын

Csongor Bukor They leave the heart in but pull the brain out through the persons nose.

@LilyRose8959

6 жыл бұрын

Your Dad Actually what they said in the 1999 Mummy was only partly true. This is graphic and disgusting, so if you'd prefer not to read it, I'll give some space so you won't even accidentally if you don't want to.... . . . . . They do stick a red hot instrument up the nostrils to the brain, but they spin it around until the brain liquefies and drains out. Not yank it all out in one piece.

Brendan Fraser's and Rachel Weisz's The Mummy and The Mummy Returns are still the no. 1 mummy movies on my book. 💕

@fakeachu

2 ай бұрын

The only ones you mean lol

Brendan Fraser: I killed a mummy twice! Tom Cruise: I killed an entire Dark Universe!

@christopherbadeaux3889

Ай бұрын

Prodigium Agent: I revived and truly established an entire Dark Universe and killed the god of violence all at once.

Doesn't have Brendan Fraser is the biggest sin of all

@comment8748

6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Sublett he’s somewhere being fat and miserable. Instead they got a worldwide movie star ........ sorry ?

@jonathansublett5612

6 жыл бұрын

Derrive well at least a cameo would be nice

@artawesome30

6 жыл бұрын

A L I M O N Y L I M O N Y

@VueiyVisarelli

6 жыл бұрын

It doesn't have Brendan Fraser b/c his ex-wife took him for _all_ he had in _years_ of legal battles over their divorce. She raked him over the coals, leaving him more or less a quiet husk of a man, a shadow of his former self, not the lively actor we saw in the _original_ Mummy. Really sad...he was one of my favorites. :'(

@dr.k8610

6 жыл бұрын

VueiyVisarelli excuse me, blasphemer, but he was and always will be Rick O'Connell

1:06 Bullshit. Set was the god of destruction. *Anubis* was the god of death. This movie doesn't even get its Egyptian mythology right. *Ding!* *2019 edit* - Holy shit, I had no idea this got so many likes.

@clonetrooper9015

6 жыл бұрын

Quinn-G no Anubis wasn’t the god of death he was like the the delivery man of the dead

@duckawesome2012

6 жыл бұрын

i know write i said that when i watched this movie

@haifischh

6 жыл бұрын

Wasn't Osiris the God of Death?

@Howlingburd19

6 жыл бұрын

Immaa Bananaa Anubis was originally the God of the Dead, however, over time, he slowly got replaced by (you were right) Osiris, and Anubis would become the God of Mummification/Embalming.

@plsignore3509

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, the real god of death in Egyptian myth, Osiris, was well respected because he was also the god of regeneration

He acted like he cared for the mummy when they had her chained then 5 minutes later he leave to find the stone to destroy it. He also cares for a blonde he barely even knew.

@Thy_Boss

3 жыл бұрын

ok

The fact that there isn't a 'no Brendan Fraser' sin adds a sin to this video Edit: actually I changed my mind not even Brendan could've saved this tragedy.

As someone with a passion for Archeology and Egyptology I could already spot two extra sins from the clips alone here, did none of these guys read beyond a Wikipedia page? -Set was not the god of death! That's either Anubis or Osiris, depending on time period, bu never Set! -Mummified... alive... Are we to assume she remained alive while her internal organs were removed and her body was salted and balmed? Muffication isn't just wrapping someone in strips of cloth like some office prank! That's just the last and least important step in the process.

@thoughtsofaleo2916

6 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. I did a project on mummification in 6th grade, but even i remembered that mummification is not just wrap someone in bandages and put them in a coffin! That is basic background research for a movie called THE MUMMY, but evidently they just wrote down whatever they thought of while drunk on a napkin on a Tuesday....

@domidium

6 жыл бұрын

At least in the Brendon Frasier movie, Imhotep's priests were ACTUALLY mummified while alive, removal of internal organs and all. As for Imhotep himself, I can only assume the scarabs buried with him did a lot of the work over time.

@paradalis1373

6 жыл бұрын

the mummification part made me facepalm as well

@ratelvora8014

6 жыл бұрын

Osiris never was the god of death, he is the god of THE DEAD.

@Kackpuh

6 жыл бұрын

It's easy, Holywood knows only the christian religion where the "God of Death" is the evil one (even if that's only partially true). They do it everytime, remember the Disney Hercules movie? There Hades was the bad guy, because he is the god of the dead...even when in greek mythology, there isn't even a "bad" god, only titans could be bad. Except this one time, where Poseidon and Hera were the bad guys, but they suffered for it.

I'm fucking SORRY. Did they hamfist in a fucking Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde scene into a fucking MUMMY FILM?! WHAT?!?!?!

@bengough6772

6 жыл бұрын

+Tess Bitch (Tessa) I'd like to speculate that, given how bad this film was, they might have to take their time to make the dark universe ;) franchises only work if people pay for them :D

@JD867

6 жыл бұрын

Would have been way better with, say, a Magi cameo, instead of a Magi ripoff. Considering how little Jekyll mattered to the plot, they might as well have had him be Brendan Frasier.

@kellywalker9811

6 жыл бұрын

+Katy Lawson It’s been widely advertised that Universal wants to make an expanded universe (as in all taking place in the same time/place) of monster films. So they’re tying in the Mummy with Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

@LateNightPerson

6 жыл бұрын

Katy Lawson yeah they did

This is the closest Jeremy has ever gotten to just giving up entirely on a movie and I’ve been waiting for this video for a long time

"They mummified her alive" They buried her alive There's a difference between mummification and wrapping someone in toilet paper and glue then burying them

@alexanderzack3720

10 ай бұрын

you forget that that´s from the same guys that said that set was the god of the dead.... it was clear from the opening that we cannot expect any decent research from these guys

Set... isn't the god... of death. He's the god of chaos. Which have been just as cool. I'm not sure if they knew he was the god of chaos and changed it for some reason or they just googled "Egyptian God of death" and saw Set's name from some random website and went "yeah, Set sounds scary, let's go with that."

@ianchafer8023

6 жыл бұрын

Bloof the Poof I thought that set was the good of chaos and the desert

@abigailcarroll6982

6 жыл бұрын

And red! I remember that from the forgotten Rick Riordan series. No one remembers the Egyptian trilogy.

@ratelvora8014

6 жыл бұрын

And he wasn't even the god of the true chaos, but rather a god with some affinity towards chaos. The true manifestation of chaos was Apophis.

@JD867

6 жыл бұрын

*Googles Egyption God of Death* Nope, first result is Anubis. They could have improved their plot with just a tiny bit of Google. >.

@Real_MisterSir

6 жыл бұрын

Yea if they wanted to include a god related to death they should have picked either Anubis or Osiris, which are gods of the process of death, and god of the dead, respectively.

*This movie was made for CinemaSins* 😂

@jameswormsley460

6 жыл бұрын

lol wow

@chrisbrasel9049

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed as also the emoji movie.

@soundchecked123

6 жыл бұрын

Hes so piss

@user-wu4uz4sj1o

6 жыл бұрын

Shione Cooper true this was so trash

@cadillacdeville5828

6 жыл бұрын

I was like "What the fuck is this shit?"...

One of the things that bothered me so much was the fact that he mourned more for a chick that he met 2 days ago than for his supposed best friend that he had known for years (and that HE had killed).

@osamakhalid4513

6 ай бұрын

That’s because the power of boners is stronger!

@jacyann8533

6 ай бұрын

That's the power of 😹 for you

Extra sin: why did she even made a pact with set? What special power did she need to kill two people?

@shyknees108

4 жыл бұрын

The mission to kill, I believe, followed the pact. In the first place, she just wanted to save herself from the disempowering situation, by magic.

"Thanks for bringing me back to life, bro" should have been worth 1000 sins on its own.

You forgot to add a sin for the part where Crowe calls Tom Cruise the “much younger man” when in reality, Cruise is older than Crowe.

"This is not a tomb, it's a prison." "Actually, I think it might be both. And so is this movie." *F*

Guilermo Del Toro shoulve been in charge of this franchise. I can imagine him creating a horror universe with Horror elements like he did in Hellboy.

@antoniettabombardelli8868

4 жыл бұрын

Or James Wan.

@Dehslash9

4 жыл бұрын

@@antoniettabombardelli8868 How about Guillermo Del Toro, *AND* James Wan?

@antoniettabombardelli8868

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dehslash9 Now THAT would be the perfect combo! Couldn't wait to see a movie like that! And you would know for sure the acting would be on point, done by really great actors, even if underrated, and not by some shitty "A-list" good for nothing, overrated Hollywood stars. (Seriously, Tom Cruise? Nicole Kidman in "The Others"? Might as well watch a toilet paper roll, that's more expressive). Although, you can only have one director, as far as I know it.

@Dehslash9

4 жыл бұрын

@@antoniettabombardelli8868 One can Direct and one can Produce.

@antoniettabombardelli8868

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dehslash9 that would be a nice solution. I don't know which one would be better at directing, but James Wan is not very good as a producer, for what I've seen, or maybe it's just me.

"I may have to shove its obelisk so far up its sarcophagus you won't be able to read the hieroglyphys." Best. Line. Ever.

@Fatalution

6 жыл бұрын

Bay Area J Epic Rap Battles of History Cleopatra vs Marylin Monroe reference

Wait... Tom Cruise is 55?!

@jackbryan8496

6 жыл бұрын

ClassicSpace-Shirt-Guy yep

@thepickles8833

6 жыл бұрын

55 in Earth years, 14 in Xenu Dynasty Cycles.

@Werewolf914

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that either, it's true he doesn't age!

@jeroldproductions6367

6 жыл бұрын

ClassicSpace-Shirt-Guy Yeah eating his babies placenta and being a scientologist really helps to look good at old age!

@OnyxArclight

6 жыл бұрын

And 2 years older than Russell crow

The most memorable thing about this was finding out that Tom Cruise was older in this movie than Brendan Frasier is NOW

"I swear to God if this movie flashes back to this same desert scene one more time I may have to shove its obelisk so far up its sarcophagus you won't even be able to read the hieroglyphs." bwaahahahahahahahaa

@Thy_Boss

3 жыл бұрын

that's certainly something that was said in the video, typed out in a comment

A group of ravens is called an "unkindness" or a "conspiracy". Both are apt to describe this movie as well

@georgemouse504

6 жыл бұрын

MikeThepiper I thought it was a murder?

@FrenkTheJoy

6 жыл бұрын

A group of ravens can be a murder, congress, horde, or unkindness. Doesn't really matter, though.

@thehackingburger3002

6 жыл бұрын

Who in the absolute crap came up with these names? Who sees a group of birds and thinks "boy! What a murder or unkindness!" Maybe they just hated ravens. We all know Poe did...

@tiajoseph7309

6 жыл бұрын

Do you know how dumb that would sound? What was this person thinking when they came up with that? "Look, it's a flock of ravens!" "No, that's a _conspiracy_ of ravens." "What's the conspiracy about them?" Unkindness sounds even more dumber. Ravens aren't even unkind.

@worldeater9982

6 жыл бұрын

Well the way groups of birds are named is likely because of what they did or were used for: A murder of Crows: Crows would destroy crops which could lead to starvation for a town or village so the Crows would be directly responsible for the death of humans thus murderers. A conspiracy/unkindness of Ravens: Ravens would be used as messengers both by Humans and the God Odin so if a lot of Ravens are seen then it could be considered trouble because of the saying of "No News Is Good News". This is just my personal thoughts on the matter.

Somehow, they made the Dark Universe not sound super edgy... *Now it's just stupid.*

@karliehatcher

6 жыл бұрын

It sure fucking is.

@EnterprisingKen

6 жыл бұрын

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb.

@ParkRanger2000

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus, guys. This was attempt to make a brand new cinematic universe and you all are just trashing it.

@boywonderless

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, jeez louise, gentlemen! Give them four more movies before you start poopin' all over it. Golly jeez!

@EnterprisingKen

6 жыл бұрын

This guy gets it.

My biggest problem with their movie, is they seemed to not know what a Long Range Recon(special forces) soldier actually does, or what amount of training they get. Tom Cruises character would be a: -triple volunteer, just to get into the program, and have signed a 5yr contract willingly. - an expert in hand-to-hand combat - an expert marksman, with pistols, SMGs, MGs, and sniper rifles. - have gone through 2-3 psychological tests, to make sure he was a perfect fit for the job, and not prone to looting and other war crimes. - gone through the Full Army Ranger course, and likely cross training with other Special Forces. - have known that looting in a combat theatre, abandoning his post, and ignoring his standing orders; would get him convicted of dereliction of duty (minimum), and treason (maximum). And they still wrote him as a bumbling idiot, who just fell into the adventure, as a regular guy.

At 3:33, the _exact moment_ the lady said "Get the lights," I got a U.S. Air Force ad that started with them loudly turning on the lights in a jet hangar.

"Aziz lights!" - thank you

@zvonimirtorbarina9555

6 жыл бұрын

love that movie

@huntressmma1822

4 күн бұрын

Multi-pass

The ultimate sin is that the movie tricks us by thinking we all wanted Tom Cruise instead of our beloved Branden Fraser.

@Harris665

6 жыл бұрын

Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace what the he’ll happened to Frazier? He was so versatile as an actor and had such charisma, and gown to earth.. everything that Tom cruise is not

@Riceball01

6 жыл бұрын

The thing about this movie is that it's basically a reboot of the original Mummy movie from the '30s and has nothing to do with the Brandon Frasier franchise aside from the name.

@schsas7743

6 жыл бұрын

looky khan I think Fraiser started balding and Hollywood being fickle and superficial stopped really casting him ☹

@pvtrichter88

6 жыл бұрын

HE'LL not be coming back to this franchise ! Now that CRUISE has officially polluted it ! Maybe he's getting a new GOWN fitted for his next earthly adventures HA Ha ha ha !! just teasing you there looky Seems Hollywood just tires of people easily !! one odd exception being this alien chasing scientologist !!I don't know if I should be laughing at that !! ENJOY!

@jazzyjeffxo

6 жыл бұрын

Riceball01 they're not related, two separate franchises but the same name

I can’t be the only one that was voting for Amhunet to win right?

It’s almost like the creators of the movie said “Hmmm, how can we make a movie perfect for CinemaSins?” Then they made this. 👌🏽

I think Sofia Boutela (the mummy lady) would be a better Enchantress than Cara Delevigne.

@Aiijuin

6 жыл бұрын

margareth michelina 👍Agreed.

@LuckXvaati

6 жыл бұрын

I agree, but it wouldn't change much. Both actresses were playing terrible roles in terrible movies.

@margarethmichelina5146

6 жыл бұрын

LuckXvaati Too be honest, the only good part of this movie are her and Russel Crowe. At least, she didn't act like wacky wavy infalatable arm tube man.

@Hiraghm

6 жыл бұрын

Contrary to popular usage... "lady" does NOT mean "has a vagina". I require proof that the ancient broad who was mummified was anything at all resembling a "lady". You might as well call her a "nun".

@spudastic

6 жыл бұрын

jared leto would be a better enchantress than cara delevigne, but they casted him for a role he probably shouldn;t have been

I'll stick with the original & 1999 one.

@prox8437

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@tonyb2591

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@kingofrapture

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

@Coopdaloop22

6 жыл бұрын

SupaPixelGirl W O A H I'm subbed to you! You watch everyone I watch lol.

@Whitneypyant

6 жыл бұрын

Same

It’s hearsay, but I’ve heard Tom Cruise totally hijacked the script on this one and basically turned it into one of his stupid action movies.

@LilyRose8959

4 жыл бұрын

That would explain a lot.

@josch5305

4 жыл бұрын

Heard the same thing somehow

@thalivenom4972

3 жыл бұрын

so, it was under.. cruise control? eh? eh?

@scottbird5569

3 жыл бұрын

@Thali Venom, I hate that I laughed so hard at that.

@troutwarrior6735

3 жыл бұрын

@@thalivenom4972 😂

Thank you CinemaSins for giving me a way to enjoy terrible movies I'm never going to watch.

"honey, you don't need a man to make you whole. you good, girl" made me imagine a much more interesting and stranger movie than this one

@veranicus6696

6 жыл бұрын

That would be actually an awsome movie title and working title for writing an awsome movie, no matter the genre. and we all would like to see the prequel "you do you girl,no matter what they say"

@wraitheory

6 жыл бұрын

All her unlife, evil mummy lady had been told to go and find herself a good human slave. This summer, THIS evil mummy lady has her OWN ideas. She's gonna be her OWN SLAVE!

@Thefellomens

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly this entire movie would've been way better without the romance plots. The romance in the original mummy felt right, the characters grew on each other. In this one it's more like "uhhhhh we need a romance, let's throw in this useless female co-lead so Tom has someone to care about, also make the mummy kiss Tom because we accidentally created a overpowered creature that could just kill him in an instant."

since when is Set god of death or the dead? he is the god of Chaos. Osiris his brother is God of the dead and Anubis care taker of the dead. This is the problem with modern Hollywood movies about ancient cultures. We think of the Underworld as the same as Hell, but its not. For the Egyptians there was no real underworld you stayed in. either you passed to paradise or you where eaten by Amiti. also to clarify, Hades is not the Greek Equal to Satan. hades was a rather chill but stern and fair guy who did his job.

@markusnavergard2387

6 жыл бұрын

and why does the female mummy look like a skanky halloween costume and not like a fucking mummy. you know. desicated and horrific.

@mychonnyLOVER756

6 жыл бұрын

Markus Nävergård well put 👏🏼

@johndearstyne1845

6 жыл бұрын

Apophis is the god of chaos

@kaitlynbrouwer1677

6 жыл бұрын

I literally said this exact same thing when I watched this movie.

@cainabel6356

6 жыл бұрын

It is Hollywood, they get most things wrong and when they do reboots, they write them like a 2 year old would. Hollywood has been going down hill mostly.

“Honey, you don’t need a man to make you whole. You good girl.” I AM DEAD

1)Jenny: "Now what's the next step of your master plan?" Nick: "Crashing this plane." When Tom Cruise became the producer of this film. 2)my favourite part of this video was the edit where Ahmanet climbing up the chains with 'You Don't Own Me' playing over it. That was funny.

did anyone else notice sin counter 2.0 is gone?

@jay4gamers1

6 жыл бұрын

By the gods the counter has been resurrected!

@carlosjbaez3228

6 жыл бұрын

elso it looked ugly anyways, and the resurrection fits with the movie I guess

@pixelatedcorpse

6 жыл бұрын

It was like that in the last video too

@benjamingonzalez5856

6 жыл бұрын

holy shit, you're right

@oleirishdragon

6 жыл бұрын

Thank christ the sin counter 2.0 disappeared.

*Literally everything is wrong with this goddamn movie*

@illmanneredgentlemen4295

6 жыл бұрын

bruce wayne u know this is all jokes...

@cleverpsyche115

6 жыл бұрын

Jekyll wasn't so bad, the rest was.

@TheTomCruiseChannel

6 жыл бұрын

NOT TOM CRUISE’S SMILE. IT’LL WIN HIM AN OSCAR

#SaveBrendenFrasier

@annescholey6546

4 жыл бұрын

Nah!

@tomreacher2352

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

I had actually been really looking forward to a Dark Universe series. Totally bummed it wont be going any farther than this

@thepickygamer4450

4 жыл бұрын

In a few years, it'll get a reboot.

@koldraiynedownskayle5744

4 жыл бұрын

Dark Universe, in the right hands, could have been a success. Jekyll & Hyde, Mummy, Van Helsing, Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, etc. All could have been great Action/Horror hybrids.

Movie tries to get us to buy into a relationship between two characters with so little chemistry not evem Walter White could find it ... LMAO HAHAHHAHAHA

You guys missed a big plothole. After mummifying her, they said they took her far from Egypt (northern Iraq) just to build her a prison, which they did in JUST ONE NIGHT. How did they get her all the way to fricking Iraq and built her a complex prison in one night?

@nyashamuronzi617

6 жыл бұрын

TVBnine 😂😂😂😂😂😂the same way they mummified her alive yet they had to suck her brain out for her to be mummified..this movie was so stupid

@DChosen13

5 жыл бұрын

People!!! Remember that the Ancient Egyptian Gods were in fact alien parasites which formed symbiotic relationships with human hosts. Their pyramids were actually spaceships, so a one day trip from Thebes to Iraq would have been a breeze. Am I the only one that remembers Stargate? 😱

@timbojonesunderwood3086

5 жыл бұрын

@@DChosen13 indeed

@Victory987

5 жыл бұрын

Santa Clause?

@redshadow4146

5 жыл бұрын

Well how did the Egyptians build the pyramid :D

"Always make sure your mummy jr. is wrapped before burial kids." THat was noice!

In the part where he first meets her in the desert vision I half expected her to turn, smile at the camera and say, "L'Oreal. Because you're worth it."

"Drink?" "Dear God, yes please." LMAO

Grabs popcorn

@danielnicholasgeorgi4292

6 жыл бұрын

Couch Tomato love your podcast !

@CouchTfilms

6 жыл бұрын

thanks homie

@Memelord2020

6 жыл бұрын

This episode will be fun

@shadesofblack89

6 жыл бұрын

"It's not a tomb...it's prison." I think it may be both. And so is this movie." Can't that be said for every Tom Cruise movie?

@lbgstzockt8493

6 жыл бұрын

Grabs Tomato

Why would the mummy choose a 55 year old man as her champion? The average life expectany for ancient Egypt was 30-34. It would be like dating her great grandfather.

@ingriddubbel8468

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Cruise refuses to recognize he shouldn't take roles that are written for 35 year olds. I would perfer he didn't take roles at all.

@gimbobjenkins405

5 жыл бұрын

"Fuck you" says the movie.

@JR-ju3kj

3 жыл бұрын

@@ingriddubbel8468 Well said.I couldn't have described it better. Tom Cruise is almost 60 years old and at some point,he's going to have leave the action genre alone(whether he wants to or not). I think one option for him is to do what Clint Eastwood did and gracefully segue out of action-oriented roles and into directing.

@stainshield

3 жыл бұрын

@@JR-ju3kj so true, he needs to retire.

@stainshield

3 жыл бұрын

Plus Tommy Boy hijacked the movie and made it all about him.

I remember watching like the beginning moments of this movie and thought “this is weird, I’m not watching this” this is the only acceptable way of watching this

I can accept an ancient Egyptian saying the English language is simple seeing as how incredibly complex Ancient Egyptian seems to have been. That is the ONLY thing I can accept about this stupid movie.

@ryanbarker5217

4 жыл бұрын

english isn't the easiest of languages to learn, they say. it may not be mandarin chinese, but to say it's simple is kind of dumb. it's not about just learning new words, it's about thinking in a different sentence structure, too.

@sergiocampanale3882

4 жыл бұрын

I got the impression that Jenny and Athenat were talking in ancient Egyptian .... They started that way then phased into English once that fact was established. What i think Athenat meant was that her use of the langue was simple, in particular the phrase 'the old gods' which she seemed to find ridiculous and ignorant. So (from what I understood) it was modern western man's thought process that was simple, not the English language.

@lydiajkessi3128

4 жыл бұрын

English is my third language and yes it is easy to learn. If u try to learn arabic u won't succeed it is so hard for u and there r some letters u cannot prononunce likeض and ع and ق

@Loki-fl1rk

4 жыл бұрын

@@lydiajkessi3128 *laughs in german*

@mikerodrigues9822

4 жыл бұрын

English is much easier to learn than Latin languages.

could have been a 1 second video that just said 'It was made.'

@Stuvardessa

6 жыл бұрын

Your icon triggers me.

@marsil602the2nd

6 жыл бұрын

but not his name? lol

@pranshuanand4560

6 жыл бұрын

New Message truly said 😂😂😂

@Blackcage3

6 жыл бұрын

New Message same could be said for your profile pic

@randydo597

6 жыл бұрын

*ding* +300 sins

The Ray Lewis special....holy shit that was a goddamn treasure! I died! 😂😂😂😂😂

The nostalgia hits hard every time there's a Super Mario World reference in these videos. I love it!

They show Anubis and say Set the god of death when in actuality neither of them ate the gods of death, Osiris is

@isaiahgarraway5568

6 жыл бұрын

The Boss Unit Yeah Anubis is for funerals and Set is the desert

@thebossunit4419

6 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Garraway actually Set is the god of evil

@isaiahgarraway5568

6 жыл бұрын

The Boss Unit Thank you for the correction but still how did they confuse set with Osiris.

@thebossunit4419

6 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Garraway they think people like us won’t notice

@isaiahgarraway5568

6 жыл бұрын

The Boss Unit True

Universal really needs to give up on this "Dark Universe". Also, Osiris was the Egyptian god of death, not Set. Movie can't be bothered to do a 5-minute Wikipedia search. (Ding!)

@ratelvora8014

6 жыл бұрын

Anubis was the god of death, as in the process. Osiris was the god of the dead.

@Real_MisterSir

6 жыл бұрын

Anyone who watched the old "Papyrus" cartoons would know more about ancient Egyptian mythology than the guys who made this movie.

1 minute in a half and already 50+ , great start!

Yes, the "AZIZ LIGHT" at the end was funny. Love the fifth element.

I miss Brendan Fraiser

@sassysally2995

5 жыл бұрын

brandon fukuda #SaveBrendanFraser

@justmike9756

5 жыл бұрын

@JustASimple Otaku do you even know what "comeback" means?

@basedbattledroid3507

5 жыл бұрын

He's made a comeback in Doom Patrol. It feels so good seeing his career back on track.

15:18 Darude Sandstorm (and this time, it's not trolling XD )

@steveoiscool321

6 жыл бұрын

I saw the sandstorm, but what's the song name?

@vaulthecreator

6 жыл бұрын

steveoiscool321 Dunno but it would make for a better story than this one ;)

@MCFrutek

6 жыл бұрын

The song name is Tomstorm.

@Virjunior01

6 жыл бұрын

Was happier about the Super Mario World water level music.

@matrixphijr

6 жыл бұрын

Rad sands, Rude Tom!

I watched every video you guys post nojk love you guys

Keep up the good-natured smart-assery! Love it!

XD I find it dumb that Ahmanet need a God's (speaking of which last time I checked Anubis was the god of the dead, not Seth) to kill a baby and two people in their sleep. She didn't even use her dark powers to do that, just a knife. She could have used poison or a cobra to get rid of them without selling her soul for dark powers. They say in the movie that she's a cunning warrior, but those actions don't match up.

@BTOlsen25

6 жыл бұрын

Seth is the god of Violence and disorder, Anubis is god of the Afterlife and mummification, so technically there is no god of death, so Seth fits this movies version. (i hate that i'm defending this movie at all)

@FireFog44

6 жыл бұрын

Osiris is king of the underworld and god of the dead

@Real_MisterSir

6 жыл бұрын

Isn't that also basically the story of Cleopatra? Being poisoned by a snake? This movie was just odd. Real life did it better lol.

@labetenoire

6 жыл бұрын

I just assumed that it was party of the ritual. Like the blade needed to be bathed in the blood of the innocent before it could actually as a conduit to bring him into our realm. Yeah, the movie in no way says this. But something's you just have to go with what makes sense for you.

@labetenoire

6 жыл бұрын

Phonyyx the darts the Egyptians shot her with injected her with Mercury, stunning her peers long enough for them to subdue her (I guess, I mean when she pulls the darts out you can see some Mercury leave the wound)

one thin that triggered me the whole movie: *SET WAS NOT THE GOD OF DEATH!!!* He was the god of disorder, storms and deserts. The Egyptians had the concept of "death" as merely a passage of realms, something that is natural and not necessarily a bad omen. The god of death is Osiris with Anubis as the god of funerals. For a movie that reboots the original, I imagined they could've done a better research on egyptian mythology. Heck, they could'vew read Riordan's "Kane Chronicles"!

@brandonlyon730

6 жыл бұрын

It seems happen a lot with God's of afterlife that people assume that they were the devil's of their religions and the afterlife is all hell even when it is not. Hades has the same problem to.

@zarxandi

6 жыл бұрын

MrKlausbaudelaire set was the god if chaos he is also part pig and donkey

@brandonlyon730

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the God of chaos was some giant snake serpent, unless I'm thinking of someone similar.

@RussiianRoulette

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! That also really irked me!

@Hudson316

6 жыл бұрын

@Brandon Apophis?

A bonus round for every time Jenny says "Nick" could have added an extra 50 very necessary sins

Excellent use of the tune "Sandstorm" at the end!

I think you should edit your video's title to: Everything's Wrong with The Mummy.

@veritiavanyali

6 жыл бұрын

DArtagnan010 I

@jayanthony3006

6 жыл бұрын

This comment made my day!

@golunirmalker45

6 жыл бұрын

DArtagnan010

This movie sucked so fucking hard. At least it made me rewatch the original, and the original was a lot of fun. This however was atrocious.

@Teatime7771

6 жыл бұрын

Schmidteren when you say the original do you mean the Boris Karloff classic of the movie from the 90s?

@Schmidteren

6 жыл бұрын

Brendan Frasier is the one I'm reffering to. Might not be the original. But probably for most people reading this, the first The Mummy movie they've seen, if they've seen others.

@jazzyjeffxo

6 жыл бұрын

Schmidteren it's not related to the Brendan Frasier franchise, which is a relief.

@Kvile-zx4sk

6 жыл бұрын

So not the original then. Just a silly action film remake of a classic horror film staring a great actor

@Jakushka

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Smith At least the Brandon Fraser remakes were fun. This movie was like having nails driven into your eyes 1mm at a time.

"Terry Tate, mummy linebacker" ...I lost it. Thanks, Cinema Sins!

Lol that Sandstorm song reference at the end was hilarious, and brought me back to high school

"Honey you don't need a man. You good girl!" Love this

What happened to sin counter 2.0 ????

@notarealspy4090

6 жыл бұрын

CLA6IX we know it's a new one so.... wait this video was ment to release before furious 8 *X FILES THEME PLAYS*

@pointlesssowhat

6 жыл бұрын

Darude, Sandstorm

@SherbetAlex

6 жыл бұрын

October means spooky time so it's the zombie Sin Counter!

@oh6489

6 жыл бұрын

CLA6IX textual harassment lol

@unclegrimsley839

6 жыл бұрын

CLA6IX holy shit, they resurrected it as a Franksincounter!

I choked on my coffee with the "Azis, LIGHT!" ksfhskjfhj

Do people not know that this movie isn't related to the Brendan Fraiser ones? It's the beginning of the reboot of the Universe of Monsters by Universal Studios (i.e. The Mummy, Frankenstein, Jeckyll and Hyde, Dracula)

@savannahstardoll5927

5 жыл бұрын

Lauren Poland it literally has the book of the dead from the original mummy movies

Sin Counter OG is back?!

@ericbishop4217

6 жыл бұрын

Uriah Siner HELL YA WOOOOOOOOOO

@PurpleIsALetter

6 жыл бұрын

Let's be real here, sin counter 2.0 sucked.

@jmachero5852

6 жыл бұрын

PurpleIsALetter What's wrong with 2.0? What's the difference?

@PurpleIsALetter

6 жыл бұрын

It was ugly as hell?

@memeclips704

6 жыл бұрын

Uriah Siner I know

On the bright side Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weiss didn't dirty their hands with this movie.

@ComicsLamar

6 жыл бұрын

reflera603 Brendan Fraser is SUPER depressing now. Seriously, watch one of his latest interviews. It may ruin the rest of your day.

@slvrcobra1337

6 жыл бұрын

I recently rewatched some scenes with them in the old films and my god, they had fantastic chemistry with one another in those movies. And I'm not even someone who usually cares about chemistry.

@reflera603

6 жыл бұрын

Soji SideQuest Yeah I remember watching an interview like that a couple years back. All that luster he had pretty much faded. The sad reality of Hollywood.

@reflera603

6 жыл бұрын

slvrcobra1337 Hell yeah they did. Lack of chemistry is the standard in movie romances today. Shallow and completely contrived. It was great how in The Mummy Returns it was explained that Rick was always destined to protect Evy as a Medjai.

@CNWhatImSaiyan

6 жыл бұрын

reflera603 Rachel’s hands weren’t dirty with Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, either ;)

11:43 As far as I concerned, he is talking about Dr. Henry Jekyl, the second personality.

2:24 air strikes are that accurate now. The army(US military at least) can air strike a specific building, take out a wall and not damage a piano in the corner. It's scary and awesome at the same time.

You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!! Please do: 1) Rogue One 2) The Princess Bride 3) Tropic Thunder 4) The Circle 5) Jack Reacher never go back 6) The Huntsmen Winters War 7) Back to the Future 3 8) Shrek 3 and 4 9) Mulan 10) Madagascar 2 and 3

@nisa202

6 жыл бұрын

They did the Princess Bride

@sneakybeaky2877

6 жыл бұрын

nisa202 No they didn't. But Honest Trailers did.

@kylepessell1350

6 жыл бұрын

Sinning the Princess Bride seems like only something a sourpuss with too much time on their hands would do. The whole thing is supposed to be a children's story anyway so there is a very high willing suspension of disbelief.

@CheeksE-yi8mt

6 жыл бұрын

There is NOTHING wrong with tropical thunder

@slurpthederp883

6 жыл бұрын

*1) Bee Movie then rest of them

11:42 "Henry" is Dr. Jekyll's first name, but I'll let the sin slide because the movie never told you and anyone who didn't read the book wouldn't know that.

@Sean-no3zv

5 жыл бұрын

BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog because it’s such valuable knowledge to have these days, eh? What a twat 😂

@TheReZisTLust

5 жыл бұрын

@BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog screw Dr.Jeckyl and Mr.Hyde they have Bruce Banner & The Hulk lolz

This guy has me rolling on the floor all the time.I love these, it's all stuff.We've all thought

you got me with "Aziz, light!"😂😂😂

Wasn't Set the god of the desert and disorder? Wasn't the Egyptian god of death either Anubis or Osiris? That should be an extra sin right there.

@dantehouseworth3849

6 жыл бұрын

JBrownies you're right, Osiris was death and set was like disorder and destruction and stuff

@corvusalbus7276

6 жыл бұрын

True, Set was the god of many things like chaos/disorder, storms, the desert and a few others. But also the protector of the sun. Osiris, after his own death, became the ruler of the Underworld(so in a way god of death), while Anubis, who actually used to be the main god associated with the dead, until the egyptians adopted Osiris, was responsible for the embalming and guided the souls to the afterlife(which is why the greek later associated him with Hermes).

@thepickles8833

6 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, what do you expect? This movie doesn't even know what a mummy is, let alone Egyptian mythology.

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

6 жыл бұрын

But for Hollywood, all underworld gods are the Devil and all celestial gods are Jehovah.

@brandonlyon730

6 жыл бұрын

And ironically in the Greek pantheon the afterlife God Hades is probably one of the best of them.

Remember how Russel Crowe is in this, and spent 8 minutes narrating the opening? Me neither. XD

12:22 The hands together reminded me of Stardust finale. Sad it wasn't in the post scenes.

They gave Tom creative control. It’s in his contract. This will also happen to Maverick. I warned you.

@SylentONE

5 жыл бұрын

Oh boy!

Who else watches these videos because of the entertainment overall but because we’re also too cheap to see the full movie?

@luizfelipevbf5567

6 жыл бұрын

Keem Cozart Me

@TheSky000003

6 жыл бұрын

that and i knew it was going to be bad lol

@pxndxlunx5821

6 жыл бұрын

Keem Cozart watch it online for free, this movie was awful

@novadselir1068

6 жыл бұрын

I do

@gallifrey_falls

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

Thank you for saving me the cost of a cinema ticket, and making me laugh.

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, totally agree with you.

@NoBrakezQ

6 жыл бұрын

Seen it when it came out this shit was horrible

@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid

6 жыл бұрын

aesopstortoise He always does! He's doing God's work...

A group of ravens is actually called an unkindness, which while cool is somewhat less intimidating sounding than a murder of crows, at least in my opinion.

7:16 Recently killed ghost friend giving advice to surviving friend on how to deal with a monster like it's American Werewolf in London.

"Not even Walter white can find it" that was great

Another sin that's actually a sin in the 1999 Mummy as well, is that they say they mummified them alive. They remove the internal organs and remove the brain during Mummification, only leaving the heart, they should be long dead before being wrapped up and put in the coffin. So technically they weren't mummified alive, they were buried alive.

@SUPERMATT5546

5 жыл бұрын

In the 1999 movie, they actually do remove his organs. He doesn't die because he was cursed to be immortal.

@thahoule7924

5 жыл бұрын

lol. it was literally a big partof the movie that imhotep was actually cursed to never die, and then they took his eyes, his organs etc etc, placed it inside the little boxes the americans took. thats why he was killing all of the americans,, he had to retake his organs and was slowly reforming himself.

@thingamabob3902

5 жыл бұрын

So most of the hollywood writers are mummys and underwent the brain removal ... check

@tygerlyn1123

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, I thought that the jars were needed for his girlfriend, since the mummy got his tongue cut off, then he was placed in the coffin, and the scarabs ate his body, including the organs.

@bloggerblogg5878

3 жыл бұрын

Tutenstien the best movie where a mummy comes alive, also educational about the Ancient Egypt and his organs still in place, in jars. :D

Wow I'm actually amazed cinema sins didn't sin the crap out of the fact the whole zombie ghost comic relief segments are literally stolen from American werewolf in London 1000 sins added

@_XR40_

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. They kept reminding me of American werewolf...

11:41 Hyde is referring to his alter-ego in this scene, Dr. “Henry” Jekyll. Hyde’s first name is Edward, by the way.