Everything That Will Kill You... From A to Z
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@victorthorne3133
9 жыл бұрын
Once you enter earth, YOULL NEVER BE SAFE!!
@nicolemartin5919
9 жыл бұрын
I understand that often people are inspired in the creative process by other works, but here you have copied the artistic style of Edward Gorey visually and thematically. Many of your viewers are not aware of this and will think this is completely original work rather than imitation or parody because you gave no credit to him at all.
@zuruikitsune
9 жыл бұрын
Nicole Martin Or we could just take to heart that (almost) everything we see on the internet is a parody and borrowed/stolen from someone else from some point or another. The Original Thought Theory states that everything has been thought of by someone else at some point in time. So even if you think you have an original idea..you more than likely don't, even if it isn't documented. Let that sink in.
@delilahhague7875
9 жыл бұрын
Hey CollegeHumor, Just wondering, who was the voice of the skeleton? Because I love his voice more than Morgan Freeman's.
@TheCodProd27
9 жыл бұрын
***** Thank ya! ;) I will be trying that later... lol
Guy: "forget about eating i'll just go outside" Death: "ah, so you have chosen more death"
@yokito0496
4 жыл бұрын
More like "ah, so you have chosen a closer death"
@ANZARIZ_43
4 жыл бұрын
more like "ah so you have chosen more of me"
@emilychu2612
4 жыл бұрын
more like "hippity hoppity your soul is now my property"
@emilychu2612
4 жыл бұрын
@@viniciusmachado3828 he didn't say it though
@emilychu2612
4 жыл бұрын
@@viniciusmachado3828 check again
Guy: I- Death: “So you have chosen death”
@joshmckenzie1458
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mrrocket2742
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nategillette3863
4 жыл бұрын
badca2K Nice you ruined it 👍
@styleslv8800
4 жыл бұрын
Just edit death to grim reaper so it looks cool but anyway nice comment
@pietarinokonen607
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
I like how he’s visibly mad but reluctantly agrees to everything
“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die” A quote that motivates every decision I make
Guy: "Water can't kill me." Skeleton: I'm bout to ruin this man's whole career
@sliksilver6839
4 жыл бұрын
D is for drowning
@wheresdarice3988
4 жыл бұрын
@@sliksilver6839 D is also for *death*
@commonsense2821
4 жыл бұрын
D is also for di-
@ihatekidswithanimeprofilep4082
4 жыл бұрын
@@commonsense2821 ck
@gigamoumantai2696
4 жыл бұрын
@@commonsense2821 e
"S is for sunscreen, and the sun. Both give u cancer, isnt that fun?" Said with the brightest smile
@jamiecollins8710
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes nice
@xeboizz9986
3 жыл бұрын
bruh now thats great one
@matylda6960
3 жыл бұрын
This one got me
@Wonki284
3 жыл бұрын
The sun is a deadly lazer
@indigo8690
3 жыл бұрын
that was like my favorite part lmao
This guy's basically saying "Try no to die obviously, but It's always gonna happen eventually so don't put every inch of your concentration into living."
8 years have passed and this skelegentleman still has one of the best mics out there
“Both give you cancer!” *now isn’t that fun*
@barunjena6171
4 жыл бұрын
That's my favourite line
@mysteriousstranger9182
4 жыл бұрын
Very
@ChaosZer00
4 жыл бұрын
Now i am starting to hate summer...
@lennethrusli3737
4 жыл бұрын
@@ChaosZer00 especially if you live in indonesia its always summer rain is only in December 👌
@abandonedbucharest7704
4 жыл бұрын
Very fun, I almost shit my pants
Death's voice is so... Soothing~
@justsomedraweryt6416
7 жыл бұрын
I know right...
@retierashia
7 жыл бұрын
I watched this video multiple times just to listen to his voice.
@fukkleknuckle
7 жыл бұрын
sweet release~
@farnellechan7308
7 жыл бұрын
IKR 😂😂
@mathewws_
7 жыл бұрын
I can sleep to this
0:16 Alcohol 0:28 B.P.A. 0:30 Corn syrup 0:37 Dehydration 0:46 Eating 0:56 Fried food 1:00 Gluten 1:04 Hot dogs 1:08 Insecticide 1:12 Jerky 1:16 Kale 1:30 Lyme disease 1:34 Malaria 1:38 Ndiethyl intaglioide 1:45 Oxygen-less recreation 1:48 Pollution 1:51 Quicksilver 1:54 Radon 1:58 Sunscreen/the sun 2:05 Tobacco 2:07 Ultra 2:07 Violet 2:08 Watching _way_ too much TV 2:11 X-Ray 2:14 Yerba mate 2:19 Zealotry
@justagoosethatsall
Жыл бұрын
Timestamps so original
@captain_vegan
Жыл бұрын
ty mate
@Gabriel-lb6bh
Жыл бұрын
Thanks mate
@ironwolfd7073
Жыл бұрын
Nnthenl twhoilynide?
@scmbgoogle7790
9 ай бұрын
N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide (deet)
Water can kill you in 3 ways: drowning, freezing, and choking. Yet you still need it to survive.
“S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer now isn’t that fun” -Groovy Skeleton
@RKnightD94
3 жыл бұрын
"UV for UV"
@90sgirl99
2 жыл бұрын
Best punchline
@filoni8434
2 жыл бұрын
@@RKnightD94 Well, it’s good I live in a country that never sees the sun 👍
@jamesinneverland244
2 жыл бұрын
T for Tobacco
@jamesinneverland244
2 жыл бұрын
@@RKnightD94 W Watching way to much TV
Director: So how much anxiety do you want? Death: Yes.
@tagreedibrahim9978
4 жыл бұрын
@Please Go Away A is for anxiety, Really? That's what is killing our society?
@starfox5165
4 жыл бұрын
Ha that’s my brain at 2am when I somehow enter the dark side of bright side
Like my mom always says… “Does not matter what, too much of ANYTHING is like poison”
2:26 that last rhyme hit so hard 🥶
"Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway."
@jtarokujo6462
3 жыл бұрын
but sometimes you have to take life seriously
@bubbles3659
3 жыл бұрын
384 likes *1 reply*
@scottish-hero6664
3 жыл бұрын
539 likes 2 reply’s
@jinthebanana_army4235
3 жыл бұрын
556 likes 3 replies
@blurp9054
3 жыл бұрын
599 likes 5 reply
S is for school, and I cannot lie, if you don’t go you’ll be a fool, but if you do you’ll overwork ‘till you die.
@creeperthecat9120
4 жыл бұрын
Especially true now with all the online classes going on
@udbhavanbanerjee4374
4 жыл бұрын
lmfao!!
@god-incarnate
4 жыл бұрын
Work, until you die? That happen when you're too lazy to do something.
@Isyaaa
4 жыл бұрын
creeper the cat I lost track of which homework I have completed and which I haven’t
@udbhavanbanerjee4374
4 жыл бұрын
@@Isyaaa try keeping a journal...it worked for me
Lyrics: In life you have choices, some healthy, some not. Sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought. So if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know because everything will. A is for alcohol, source of addiction, liver disease and other afflictions. So how 'bout water, that might be okay, but if it's in plastic there's B for B.P.A C is for corn syrup soda pop uses, and also for carbs found in sugary juices. D, dehydration, you still have to drink, though all these beverages seem like they stink. Eating too little, or too much to count, E is for eating in perfect amounts, and eating some things that you shouldn't consume, cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom. F is for fried food that's filled up with fat. Gluten for G if you buy into that. He is for hot dogs, who knows how they're made. I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed. J is for jerky with way too much salt. K is for kale, it’s also at fault. But isn't it healthy? I'm glad that you ask. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast. "Forget about eating, I'll just go outside." But that is where even more dangers can hide. L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks. M is for malaria that mosquitos inflict. N is for N-diethyl-meta-toluamide (DEET in bug spray). It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides. O is for oxygen less recreation. P for pollution in each inhalation. Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked. R, deadly radon that's hard to detect. S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun? T for tobacco U V for UV W for watching way too much T.V. X as expected, is X-Ray Y is surprisingly Yerba mate Z is for zealotry, any insurance that you found the key to eternal existence. You can't avoid danger, just go on and try. No matter you're actions, you're still going to die.
I feel like the skeleton is such a chill and nice guy who will look out for you but not be over-protective (Idk bro- I’m probably going insane but oh well-)
@marz_mitzi
7 ай бұрын
yeah bruh- you probably are-
@Hunters_eyelash
7 ай бұрын
@@marz_mitzi 💀
*"You can be a king. You can be a street sweeper. But everyone dances with the grim reaper"* -Robert Alton Harris
@sleepysansy9096
3 жыл бұрын
True words As true as the birds
@shoelicker
3 жыл бұрын
powet
@elderlick6090
3 жыл бұрын
I won't feel like dancing when i'm dead smh
@maertzierast2651
3 жыл бұрын
A most excellent quote, dude! *Air guitar*
@notjustinyeetroblox9928
3 жыл бұрын
nice
Imagine a random guy in front of you in the bar, talking about all they ways you can die. I cant imagine.
@jishenganus2240
5 жыл бұрын
Mr Something It happened to me a lot
@Chinritos
5 жыл бұрын
That'd be awesome
@BoxGirl9
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@therealunslimshady471
5 жыл бұрын
Jisheng Anus What bar do you go to?
@raven5644
5 жыл бұрын
Yea no it isn't cool I keep worrying and even consider a zombie apocalypse even though the chance is of course so very low but imagine how painful it would have to be to be eaten alive. But also humans are crazy you need no zombies for that kind of shit
I desperately wish this was a series, I love the informative rhyming skeleton man!
This was the best video i watched the last year 🤩🤩 Loved it ! Everything on it 🤩🤩 Congratulations 👏
Lord Death dropping some sick rhymes
@themankdemeteam3910
7 жыл бұрын
カラス 😂😂😂😂 LOLOLOLOL HAHAAHA made my day! Thx
@ylia979
7 жыл бұрын
Lord death? You insulted so many people with just those words...
@dom5407
7 жыл бұрын
Anna Marie Wen u realize how stupid dat comment waz
@winterparadox3411
7 жыл бұрын
or he is making an anime reference simpleton
@lucaschudzik4895
7 жыл бұрын
カラス He's the new Eminem
death is like that pessimist friend everyone has
@nightchaos6848
4 жыл бұрын
i dont have one of this Friends and thats because i am that person
@AnnaBeatriz-ht1ts
4 жыл бұрын
@@nightchaos6848 me too haha
@aleksdedi9529
4 жыл бұрын
@NightChaos me too lol
@someonewhoexists7350
4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@someonewhoexists7350
4 жыл бұрын
Well, true. I don't actively look for the bad, but I typically do not sugar coat it.
He's so good, he actually should become a poem writer 😄
Such a wholesome video ☺️☺️☺️ I’m definitely showing this to my children
I still like this. It’s like depression but in a jolly way
@ChaosMarche3271
4 жыл бұрын
Perfect for me
@artemischii
4 жыл бұрын
Optimistic nihilism ?
@ihavebeenpwned9348
4 жыл бұрын
D for depression
@jacksonroberts9018
4 жыл бұрын
THE ØNE C is for College humour, the ultimate source of addiction
@pjbottoms839
4 жыл бұрын
Lol, God bless
Death: "time to go" Me: "reverse card" *Everyone is immortal*
@supernoob1894
4 жыл бұрын
"R for Radon" Me: you still died bro lol
@elanurhariboyiyen2564
4 жыл бұрын
.
@tungstendioxide3055
4 жыл бұрын
Actually no. Death in the bible guides people to afterlife. If death isn't there there will be ton of ghosts and that's much more cooler
@SomeRandomPuzzlePiece
4 жыл бұрын
@@elanurhariboyiyen2564 doges united
@ilovethebalticsthreesimpnr5721
4 жыл бұрын
No-
oh my gosh I miss this, it’s been soooo long !!!
Ah, what a relaxing way to start my day
his voice is so good for someone who has no vocal chords
@misinformation2516
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Peaches_1111
2 жыл бұрын
This made laugh harder than it should
@pxcan5991
2 жыл бұрын
I always though they were a bone lol
@donnawigley7783
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣
@shadowofmountainclan4564
2 жыл бұрын
Hes how I imagine a skeleton to sound.
Be you the happiest soul, or an unfortunate weeper, a terrifying beast, or a horrifying creature, we're all equal in the eyes of the reaper.
@lifeastheroyalcupcake4606
8 жыл бұрын
#deathequality
@henryohare732
7 жыл бұрын
holy jesus Christ on a bicycle that line is awesome
@oldbloodnguts1501
7 жыл бұрын
#DeadLivesMatter
@dadestroyer100
7 жыл бұрын
That's deep
@sabouedcleek611
7 жыл бұрын
+Steven Hernandez agreed
This is my new favorite video on youtube.
As someone afraid of death, i knew I shouldn't have watched this video. But knowing that whatever I'll do, I'll still die one day is my biggest motivation
“Breathing air kills 100% of life forms.” and “Age is lethal in large amounts.” are very true.
@cheezburgir2330
3 жыл бұрын
Ok i stop breathing right now i Will Tell you guys if i am Immortal cya later !
@EmbeddedWithin
3 жыл бұрын
Fishes: Ight -ima head out- ima be immortal
@littlegraycat3752
3 жыл бұрын
Wrong, you always breathe polluted air, no matter the place
@EmbeddedWithin
3 жыл бұрын
You fucking edited it
@HessBenteTres
3 жыл бұрын
Soviet Pilot Backup there edited again.
Me: Searches "How to die" Google: Get some help Bing:
@Nugcon
4 жыл бұрын
They're getting rid of potential Google users
@Jone_V
4 жыл бұрын
Only if you scroll down the suicide prevention stuff
@NadiaG1998
4 жыл бұрын
Bing: pack your bags buddy, we are going on a suicide trip
@realspartan5206
4 жыл бұрын
Bing is giving us what we want and google is manipulating us to not kill ourselves
@crooked9669
4 жыл бұрын
Bing does the same thing actually
i love the voice its so soothing TT
oh god i saw this when it first came out and youtube algorithm brought it back i'm so happy seeing this again it made me happy for some reason i think it was the rhyming
Me: It's just a headache. Parents: It's just a headache. Doctor: It's just a headache. Google:
@unaincreibleroca3427
3 жыл бұрын
Bing:
@someonesomewhereinthisworld
3 жыл бұрын
whats up my batman brother
@zonydragon1141
3 жыл бұрын
@@someonesomewhereinthisworld eyyyy
@__alexn__3548
3 жыл бұрын
It’s bing:
@joannaananicz2797
3 жыл бұрын
Xd
A is for age cause no one can stop it
@roninkenshi5988
7 жыл бұрын
haleman 1 å is for ål å is for ärtor
@forzaacmilan36
7 жыл бұрын
Ronin Kenshi Jag kan inte fatta att jag hitta några svenskar i kommentar sektionen
@o_ber
7 жыл бұрын
B is for a weapon of mass destruction, a Bop It.
@binimbap
7 жыл бұрын
... yet.
@zigaskakauskas
7 жыл бұрын
B is for bleach. It cures your anger, also it saves you, from internet cancer.
Here 8 years later, just to say this was hella well done.
That last sentence motivated me, genuenly thank you 😆
Okay, can we stop bitching for a moment and acknowledge how awesome that voice is?
@alienorbiter
9 жыл бұрын
It's fantastic. He should voice Terry Pratchett's Death.
@ingmaster5
9 жыл бұрын
that voice is to die for.
@oliviamellons4219
9 жыл бұрын
I agree!!!😈
@TheDaddyD10
9 жыл бұрын
***** its perfect
@ericlarrieu-let5757
9 жыл бұрын
***** Heh heh, William Shatner plays a skeleton.
W is for Wifi-failure That kills me...
@userman7861
7 жыл бұрын
TimeTrap_ SYS 99 Likes. I can't.... I have to..... make it.... a hundred.... There! 😊
@adamheath6724
7 жыл бұрын
TimeTrap_ SYS hahahahhaha
@imariirami
7 жыл бұрын
TimeTrap_ SYS lol
@LunaForeverr
7 жыл бұрын
TimeTrap_ SYS yup
@Raul-by3dr
7 жыл бұрын
TimeTrap_ SYS same here
his voice is so calming
This is like a mix of Dr. Seuss, Tim Burton, and Edward Gorey. And I love it!
Me: *Google's symptoms of a cough* Google results:
@skeletonentertainment4201
3 жыл бұрын
Wait shouldn't it be Bing?
@momoavatar4960
3 жыл бұрын
@@skeletonentertainment4201 no, bing is for those "how to ask a girl out" jokes or similar things. the internet just loves giving you paranoia you have a cough? you have testicular cancer, bye bye - any search engine when looking up why im coughing
@abidaabida1624
3 жыл бұрын
this is panic attack simulator 101
@goos101
3 жыл бұрын
I searched *cough* and got ”Covid-19"
@silly_lil_guy
3 жыл бұрын
@@goos101 scream
Everything gangsta until he says “S is for suicide”
@marigeorg1322
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah we all laugh and games but go quiet when we hear that word
@arkham_miami
2 жыл бұрын
@JetSki NOOOOO
@user-mg7wh8zq6v
2 жыл бұрын
s for sayonara
@remigal899
2 жыл бұрын
s is for sex
@StraightUpDoor
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v no dont remind me
Love this! Reminds me so much of Edward Gorey.
In life you have choices, some healthy, some not. Sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought. So if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know because everything will. A is for alcohol, source of addiction, liver disease and other afflictions. So how 'bout water, that might be okay, but if it's in plastic there's B for B.P.A C is for corn syrup soda pop uses, and also for carbs found in sugary juices. D, dehydration, you still have to drink, though all these beverages seem like they stink. Eating too little, or too much to count, E is for eating in perfect amounts, and eating some things that you shouldn't consume, cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom. F is for fried food that's filled up with fat. Gluten for G if you buy into that. He is for hot dogs, who knows how they're made. I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed. J is for jerky with way too much salt. K is for kale, it’s also at fault. But isn't it healthy? I'm glad that you ask. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast. "Forget about eating, I'll just go outside." But that is where even more dangers can hide. L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks. M is for malaria that mosquitos inflict. N is for N-diethyl-meta-toluamide (DEET in bug spray). It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides. O is for oxygen less recreation. P for pollution in each inhalation. Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked. R, deadly radon that's hard to detect. S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun? T for tobacco U V for UV W for watching way too much T.V. X as expected, is X-Ray Y is surprisingly Yerba mate Z is for zealotry, any insurance that you found the key to eternal existence.
Jack Skellington's brother is a talented poet.
@life_always_has_downfall
3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@user-ih5vp9wx7d
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@ThrowAwayAcc1111
3 жыл бұрын
Very Underated Comment.
@a-ghostly-apparition
3 жыл бұрын
Jack spellington
@dredgefall
3 жыл бұрын
What's this? What's this? There's death everywhere! Like drowning and od'ing and choking on your hair~
Both give you cancer *NOW ISNT THAT FUN*
@ziekaiser3873
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the decision between Going Outside or staying with the people you hate
@leonardocabrera1327
4 жыл бұрын
he says it soooo clear xD
@kedamono9233
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, It is...
@expertoflizardcorrugation3967
4 жыл бұрын
Stick to sunscreen, the corrolation is weak at best.
@SilverScaleMA
4 жыл бұрын
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 good quality sunscreen is usually ok for the most part, you mainly have to watch out using old or really cheap sunscreen that might be more likely to still use chemicals that are more likely to cause cancer.
"you can't avoid danger, just go ahead and try. No matter your actions, you're still gonna die." What a quote
Bwutifull animation! Mustve took a long time! XOXO
I love how the guy is genuinely aggravated that everything will just kill him.
@KlavierMenn
2 жыл бұрын
Um, he is panophobic ( lit: fear of everything )?
@adamalexander4883
2 жыл бұрын
It can be frustrating. No matter what you do, you can find someone (probably several people) that won’t let you enjoy it because they’ll concern-troll you about how bad it is for you and how it’ll cripple and/or kill you if you don’t stop.
@oliverjudson1834
2 жыл бұрын
@@mightypurplelicious3209 its a hyperbaric oxygen chamber
@eksprolek2924
2 жыл бұрын
Lets just do jobe ourselves so nothing else can kill us
@nickkhere8674
2 жыл бұрын
After 7 years I still rember it perfect
Me: *sips a glass of water* Skelton dude: *POISON*
@IvailoStoychev
4 жыл бұрын
He said if it's in a PLASTIC bottle. As long as that water has been filtered and not straight from the sink, you should be fine
@tylerpangan-kim6000
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t drink too much, or you’re gonna *die.*
@rifter4680
4 жыл бұрын
He talkes about the plastic you moron pikachu
@pokekid1360
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh we know its a plastic bottle but its just a joke 😑 dont be madddd ppl in da comments
@incebellicaybardag4882
4 жыл бұрын
So drink water when you get thirsty
this is the best video i have ever see in a very very loooong time.
This was fantastic
"every thing that will kill you" just remove "that" and you'll get the answer.
@fryingpanstan4596
7 жыл бұрын
If you are born, there is a 100% that you will die
@Daanmytime
7 жыл бұрын
MonstahManGaming damn daniel
@FamusJamus
7 жыл бұрын
_+MonstahManGaming_ I tried to look up stillborns, as they can technically be "born" without dying afterwards. However, I somehow ended up at the Wikipedia page for "Coffin Birth". Thanks to the internet, I'm now aware that _"postmortem fetal extrusion"_ is a term. ._.
@ahmetilberbektas60
7 жыл бұрын
Famus Jamus postmortem fetal extrusion.....ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSİNG ME!?
@potatoturtle6177
7 жыл бұрын
HUGH MUNGUS XD
I love how sometimes the guy just nods in agreement like "That's fair, how ARE hot dogs made?"
@-nightlyfireflies-9561
Жыл бұрын
Mystery meat stuffed into animal intestine lining or something, idk man that's what I heard
@fluff8102
Жыл бұрын
mincemeat is made into this brownish paste that is put into stuff that acts like intestine lining in normal sausages and then its cooked
@anthonycostanzo7649
Жыл бұрын
Pig feat, snot, pig something, just something from the pig I'm pretty sure.
@themanman1549
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonycostanzo7649 beef hotdogs are beef?
@echoonyoutube
Жыл бұрын
Hotdogs are the number 1 cause of food choking.
This was extremely horrifying and informative, I loved it
Thanks for the motivation 👌
“Quarantine might be bad, but it can’t get any worse, I’ll just look at the news.” The news:
@godricgryffindor8401
3 жыл бұрын
Help......
@AmogusTheAdogus
3 жыл бұрын
But this was published on 2014 so....................
@eltiofresca4998
3 жыл бұрын
@@AmogusTheAdogus not realizing joke alert
@AmogusTheAdogus
3 жыл бұрын
@@eltiofresca4998 Bruh, I know it's a joke but the video was published in 2014 lmao, read my comment dumbass
@eltiofresca4998
3 жыл бұрын
@@AmogusTheAdogus would be nice if u didnt swear at the first answer
F IS FOR FIRE U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS
@hagalathekido
6 жыл бұрын
a is for atom bombs h is for hydrogen bombs
@gravity3.8
6 жыл бұрын
Thats FUN
@1958PlymouthFury
6 жыл бұрын
MysteriousPlagueDoctor uranium bombs. Stop trying to sound smart. Well bombs do use uranium. But theres still no bomb thats named or fully uses uranium
@mysteriousplaguedoctor1744
6 жыл бұрын
TAOE animator It's just a reference to a Spongebob episode...
@jango8472
6 жыл бұрын
CloneShark Animations dude... it's a SpongeBob reference.
You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try! No matter you’re actions, you’re still gonna die. That one gave me the chills
After years yt recommend this again.. I was obsessed.. I’m obsessed again
The point Jack Skellington's brother is trying to make is... We live to die.
@janusinitiative3520
3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@COCO-tm3gp
3 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus
@kelliecanscan3364
3 жыл бұрын
Well then, we better live with purpose. Am I right :p
@SomaDas-hh6bf
3 жыл бұрын
memento mori.
@HUEYBOOEY
3 жыл бұрын
You cannot truly appreciate your life until you risk losing it.
"S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, isn't that fun?" a quote to live by
@aqzserdftgyh9437
2 жыл бұрын
@@porygone-s Certain chemicals in sunscreen can ,in fact, give you cancer.
@aqzserdftgyh9437
2 жыл бұрын
@@porygone-s Yea it's just some type of sunscreen can give you cancer but anyways now they are making sunscreen that normally doesn't have chemicals that give cancer So yea it's not as bad but can still happen
@sirpiddlefartiii
2 жыл бұрын
@@porygone-s Sunscreens are in 2 groups, mineral and chemical. Many chemical sunscreens have been found to have carcinogens in them.
@amemecloset8173
2 жыл бұрын
Sunscreen gives you what it is trying to protect you from lol
@NeonLeon6668
2 жыл бұрын
that's why I don't leave my house
I literally live by this song. I love it! And thank god I found it again. I watched this so many years ago. xD
That is so immaculate and yet so underrated.
U is for "U" because "U" are the one that's making all the deadly choices
@expiredmilk1676
4 жыл бұрын
Inserts surprised pikachu face
@ErikaChristinaGdA
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because it’s my fault that someone decided to put water in a plastic bottle which is one of the only ways to drink water when you’re not at home
@arkar4289
4 жыл бұрын
U is for u because i love u.haha
@xenodrone3367
4 жыл бұрын
F is friend who die together u is for you and me n is for anywhere and any time at all we all drown in the deep blue sea
@edgemadefoxe367
4 жыл бұрын
@@ErikaChristinaGdA go drink in a river if you want, there's more bacteria than neuron in your head
If anxiety was an actual figure
@Jonathan-sn8wc
5 жыл бұрын
Angelo Shikewa Death himself isn’t anxiety
@lazzivloggs9603
5 жыл бұрын
Jonathangaming 146 R/whoosh
@Jonathan-sn8wc
5 жыл бұрын
PIZZA WOMAN I get the joke.. but he’s talking about the skeleton dude. *which is death himself.* 🤦🏿♂️
@lazzivloggs9603
5 жыл бұрын
Jonathangaming 146 He’s talking about death and making the guy anxious ... 🤦♀️
@lazzivloggs9603
5 жыл бұрын
So yes r/whoosh 🤣🤣
it's just tradition to revisit this video every once in a while.
Oddly comforting
"You can't avoid danger , so go on and try No matter your actions , you're still gonna die" Well ain't this the best advertisement catchphrase
@riworocks
5 жыл бұрын
For a medicine ad
@DTux5249
5 жыл бұрын
It's not wrong tho, neat message
@hectorbeck6268
5 жыл бұрын
'life, the give that eventually kills you'
@ibrahimchandavarkar1594
5 жыл бұрын
L is for Ligma
@rahmatbanua7009
5 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, when i see the word danger, i legit thought it's cancer
he talks in a high pitch and happy voice then goes into a low creepy voice...
@btsfan9185
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@welshgem1
5 жыл бұрын
Army
@avoccado_toast7667
5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Al-Zeer // ikrrrrr
@nanalalala4053
5 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@avoccado_toast7667
5 жыл бұрын
Moa Ravegard // LMAO TRUE
This man rymed so hard I added this to my song Playlist
why is this actual fire
*And 'Y' is for KZread, recommending this to everyone, 6* *years later!*
@Mishkie
4 жыл бұрын
6*
@EesaGaming
4 жыл бұрын
@@Mishkie Yeah, 6 now, looool
@oaheverything7242
4 жыл бұрын
Eesa Gaming why does it matter how old it is If it’s still accurate
@adam0.858
4 жыл бұрын
I oust realized that was 5years but that guy are smooth
@jeffreykassir
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
“Everything will kill you.” Including my teddy bear?
@imactuallyarat6326
5 жыл бұрын
Especially
@ihatethisusernameupdate
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, especially if you’re an Asian and you’re absolutely terrible at Math.
@zsushi3316
5 жыл бұрын
Beast Mode ................ oh noooooooooo that’s me
@mobiledota2555
5 жыл бұрын
Depends.
@CarlosGonzalez-mp9re
5 жыл бұрын
If you eat or inhale her, sure!
This reminds me of this one Dont hug me I’m scared episode about food, it basically was about the messages dieting culture inflicts about what kind of food you should and shouldn’t eat until you just end up eating things that are bad for you anyway.
I love the rhyming, I wish there was more.
Category: Comedy I mean I know my life is a joke but
@bugfairy
4 жыл бұрын
relatable
@musclemanmyles3665
3 жыл бұрын
I would like but there are 69 likes and I dont want to ruin it Mkay I can like now
@f.b.iagent8921
3 жыл бұрын
@@NEXTYEAR_ youtube changed it,now i hate youtube even more,i'm just gonna go watch some Pornhub
@mariogaztambide8603
3 жыл бұрын
Roger 2021 Hi On some devices it doesn't pop up, usually on mobile. If you try going on a PC or a laptop you probably will be able to see it
@randomnamedipicked
3 жыл бұрын
bruh hahahahahah (i am laughing whean writhing this)
If death doesn’t sound like this I never wanna die
@ThatGuyChoco
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, how do his vocal cords work like that? The only person who sounds even slightly similar to this is John Dimmagio
@danielbartos7204
3 жыл бұрын
I dunno man, how can you not die if ,, Everything will kill you " ;)
@greyarea8081
2 жыл бұрын
If death doesn't sound like that then I'm not dying
@valentinfranco4528
2 жыл бұрын
Death rate drops to zero.
@idkidc1885
2 жыл бұрын
So you have chosen death
That is one of the best things I've watched in a While...
no matter your actions your still gonna die was the best line
Both giving you cancer ISN'T THAT FUN.
@louix5330
4 жыл бұрын
wouter I don’t want to go outside.
@ghilliem.g.5824
4 жыл бұрын
i mean,it kinda is actually
@dutch__
4 жыл бұрын
M8 i am happy i am always in my room
@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
4 жыл бұрын
Just become a *g a m e r*
@emptypotion7984
4 жыл бұрын
Join the humans who play games 23 hours a day
"T" is for time. You're saying "i'm killing time." But in reality, it kills you..
@potatocraft2332
4 жыл бұрын
Time exposed: *TiMe Is A fReEkInG mUrDeReR*
@isiixm6732
4 жыл бұрын
jfc
bro the rhyme is too good
thanks for the tut will be trying!
*"Just try. No matter what you're action you're still gonna die"* ........I'm speechless
@LynSpoon
5 жыл бұрын
Ye that is in my channel description
@itz_anpanmannn
5 жыл бұрын
@@LynSpoon it's scary....
@shrekonion8307
5 жыл бұрын
@@LynSpoon your name... is lord death... lord death. You named yourself lord death how old are you because its either cringy or cringy and sad
@LynSpoon
5 жыл бұрын
@@shrekonion8307 And fact is that you named yourself Shrek Onion
@shrekonion8307
5 жыл бұрын
@@LynSpoon your name is literally lord death i cant make this up
This should be named: How to get anxiety in 3 minutes
@onetrickh3464
4 жыл бұрын
Trueeeeee xD
@kittieskats1087
4 жыл бұрын
Lol Have faith... Almighty God has written everything anyways... It has to happen at sometime in ur existence
@JoeTheEmperor
4 жыл бұрын
Looool
@cyrusthevirus888
4 жыл бұрын
2:58 not 3:00
@imai4829
4 жыл бұрын
@@cyrusthevirus888 its an estimate-
This radiates the same vibes as Memento Mori by Will Wood and I'm here for it
This is so well made 😂
“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die.” - Rhyming Skeleton 2014
@playergirl306
2 жыл бұрын
The Queen: *Laughs* Weaklings 🤫
@marigeorg1322
2 жыл бұрын
HUH??
@ismellpennies2914
2 жыл бұрын
ngl i love that phrase, it reminds me that life's too short, and to just enjoy it as much as you can, just live the way you wanna live, it's your life after all
@MocaHere
2 жыл бұрын
He vibin
@chairmurderer8947
2 жыл бұрын
Thank god
1:25 “i’ll just go outside.” *ah yes, i do miss those days outdoors..*
@aliddda328
4 жыл бұрын
C is for Covid-19 You MIGHT get lucky IF you're a teen
@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
4 жыл бұрын
D is for Donald, how is he not bald?
@idontgetjokes8101
4 жыл бұрын
@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 irrelevant
@bugfairy
4 жыл бұрын
@Alex Wintle wow.
@aliddda328
3 жыл бұрын
I don't
"Ill just go outside" top 10 final words