Want 20 minutes of Brennan in character reacting to Oreo varietals? Dropout's got you covered: www.dropout.tv/videos/oreo-ceo-bonus-footage

@squidwardsnose3069

3 жыл бұрын

There was a Swedish fish oreo

@postingwhateveriwant4454

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll only buy Dropout if there’s a continuation of the Trapp killed Pat saga

@Lady_highrock

3 жыл бұрын

I think Brennan has finally burned out on the amount of absurdity that he can tolerate and now it's just a gentle, weary struggle against the tide rather than tilting at windmills

@Platypi007

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes I do!

@chaseharley1215

3 жыл бұрын

Love these sketches. but this is already five minutes too long. It's one joke over and over.

Bereavement Oreos should be called “Soreo for your loss”.

@MaskOneOneTwoThree

2 жыл бұрын

Soreo for your losseo

@dipinpawar9630

2 жыл бұрын

Bloody gold lmao

@bijannatividad

2 жыл бұрын

That's a violation right there

@samikjain5837

2 жыл бұрын

You are hired

@theheathbar123

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry foreo loss

“It’s Oreos, we work in a money factory” best line

@josephhickman1306

3 жыл бұрын

...heard a urban myth about some punks giving out oreos to homeless with filling removed and laxative replaced... now that is sick, depraved.

@paulferancik7766

3 жыл бұрын

“You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.” Second best line

@siennahartle9069

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulferancik7766 Agreed

@abbyalphonse499

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephhickman1306 Uh, I'm pretty sure that did actually happen with toothpaste, and the guy got sick, then ended up with a legal settlement. There was a news story about it I believe.

@goodpie2772

2 жыл бұрын

I think the best line has to be "People worked really hard on these." "Why?"

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” “And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer” “Am I Cassandra? Doomed Prophet, alone and unheeded by the weary world?” “Do I drag my carcass to the mountaintop once more just to scream a warning that will go unheeded and Unheard? Or do I end it?” Just a few raw lines from the CEO series

@void617

Жыл бұрын

He said Babylon not babbling basically Babylon is the christian explanation for other langues

@clockworx7689

Жыл бұрын

@@void617 the official captions say babbling

@Joe_Potts

Жыл бұрын

@@void617 i heard babbling? Babylon fool doesnt make as much sense in the context of a temple to madness instead of babbling fool...

@zenorus3526

Жыл бұрын

That's being a Dungeon Master for you.

@elonwhatever

Жыл бұрын

@@void617 it is babbling my dude

Some of this may just partly be my fault. I came up with the idea of flavored cremes for Oreo's in 1997. A school project was to write a letter to a company either to complain about something or to praise them. I choose to praise Nabisco for Oreo's and then proceeded to suggest flavored cremes, with my initial ideas being Mint, Coffee, and Chocolate cremes. I received several coupons in the mail weeks later as a thank you for being a customer.

@fulcrum2951

Жыл бұрын

Dammit man

@calamaribowl8683

11 ай бұрын

You had good ideas and inspired good things. But goddamn it, you started something terrible.

@netsendjoe

11 ай бұрын

I'm prolly taking too much credit for those ideas. I couldn't have been the only one.

@ItsMe_Victor

11 ай бұрын

That's not true.

@1umbreon4life

11 ай бұрын

I like to think this was the sole cause of all the varied oreos we've seen throughout the years

“A lot of people worked really hard” “Why?” That was the most genuine why I have ever heard.

@alastorcrowe2193

2 жыл бұрын

What’s ur pfp from?

@TheyTookStrawb

2 жыл бұрын

@@alastorcrowe2193 caillou

@craftcoachingbhaumik8085

2 жыл бұрын

@@alastorcrowe2193 its tim from inazuma eleven.

@andersongrillo5902

2 жыл бұрын

My stomach is hurting over this one line

@gabe2349

2 жыл бұрын

“We work really hard.” “Don’t.”

Oreo CEO: “You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.” Japanese Kit Kat CEO: “Hold my beer...”

@nuclear_wizard

3 жыл бұрын

Be fair, though: Kit Kats have actual cultural significance in Japan, having become a sign of good luck after the connection was made to the phrase Kitsu Katzu. What's OREO'S excuse???

@whorcruxed

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuclear_wizard exactly. I read somewhere how, many varieties of kit-kat just work as a gift when people return from some tourist place (or different city, I guess?) and that also includes expecting to buy kit-kat which is famous for that particular area/city.

@somethinglikethat2176

3 жыл бұрын

Green Tea Kit Kats are a crime against taste.

@GazB85

3 жыл бұрын

@@whorcruxed They have region/city only Kit Kat in Japan?

@f.g.nrgaard7163

3 жыл бұрын

Not hold my beer but “hold my kit kat”

Love how throughout the promo read Brennan's CEO character has a sort of inflection that is both "I am currently reading off cue cards" while also being "I am trying to sound as natural and rehearsed as possible". You can see it when he first says "we are not resting on our laurels", where there is a slight quivering in the voice, like he was reading off cue cards and processed what he was saying as he was saying it and did not agree with it.

@ezekielmartin4323

11 ай бұрын

Legit one of my favorite actors

I love how the most unrealistic part of this series is a ceo who actually cares about the wellbeing of his employees, telling them there's no need to work so hard, etc.

@nathanseper8738

9 ай бұрын

There are good bosses and bad bosses. Don't be cynical.

@jormungandr147

7 ай бұрын

​@nathanseper8738 and the VAST majority are bad don't be contrarian

@matthewjones39

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, it takes a good amount of money to mass produce a new flavor.

@Athetos_Admech

4 ай бұрын

I don't think he's concerned, just very confused. He genuinely doesn't get why they're trying to improve on something that's already a money printer. In his mind he's already won the game.

@MaskedMass

3 ай бұрын

@@jormungandr147 Oh really? And you happen to personally know the "VAST majority" of CEOs? Or are you just doing what most bitter Americans do these days, which is inherently hate anyone who makes more money than you do because they own and run a massive business rather than work at Starbucks for 20 hours a week?

"A lot of people worked very hard." "Why?" That got me

@thebestcentaur

3 жыл бұрын

Me at work when there's virtually nothing to do

@PlanetComputer

3 жыл бұрын

dfgj

@Alopex1

3 жыл бұрын

"We work really hard..." "Don't." :D

@Tyqoh

3 жыл бұрын

@Pratik kashyap Sir, this is a K-mart...

@puffnat1on039

3 жыл бұрын

“We could just make Oreos” “We are just making Oreos” “No, we’re making crazy bullshit”

“We worked really hard on this” “Don’t.” Meanwhile the Oreo marketing team is snorting lines of crushed Oreo dust making new nightmare Oreos.

@eansba88-

3 жыл бұрын

Nightmares have a flavor?

@dndeadly6883

3 жыл бұрын

Cocaine stuf

@BlackCover95

3 жыл бұрын

@@eansba88- They do now.

@TheBlackwolf5011

3 жыл бұрын

try our new eldritch horror Oreo. gaze upon the infinite and weep tears of blood upon the futility of resistance. and yes, they still have that same great taste you know and love now with as hint of wails of the damned. *warning: the Oreo company does not claim any responsibility for dispelling the thin blanket of sanity that protects humanity from itself, crippling disillusionment and cultist inclinations. we are also not responsible for, and strongly encourage seeing a doctor if you experience: any rapid fluctuating mental instability, auto cannibalism and blindings resulting from attempts to free yourself from forbidden sights using only your fingers in a vain attempt to unsee the truth.

@pixiebabe7279

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlackwolf5011 you my friend are a comedic GENIUS

Out of all the CEOs, this one is my fave thus far. This CEO is mainly chill and concerned on his employees trying to make ridiculous ideas on new flavors of Oreos. When he just want them to stop and enjoy the pay checks of this unlimited producing money-making company.

@No-ky3kb

5 ай бұрын

He's not real

@skoopdewoop

5 ай бұрын

​@@No-ky3kbneither is Sherlock Holmes but you can still like him as a character.

@smiley4995

2 ай бұрын

@@No-ky3kb WAIT WHAT?! REALLY? OMG HOW DID YOU FIND THIS OUT?! DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE?!

The base concept of this video actually reminds me of how my world history teacher used to explain why empires kept exploding/kingdoms kept collapsing/etc: "Because a cookie isn't good enough." He used the analogy of Oreos and how they're effectively the perfect cookie on a conceptual level; they taste good, they're completely circular, they're good for dipping and overall simple but highly effective. Of course, the company that makes Oreos, and really most of humanity, can't just *settle* a lot of the time. And so we get stuff like in this video, where the company is trying to add new stuff despite them being in a position where they have everything they've ever wanted, or an empire/kingdom is trying to expand to cover more ground of the "more ground than they could ever put to use" territory they already possess. They could stop, right now, just keep making standard Oreos, and make bank enough for the people running the company to maintain basically any lifestyle they wanted as long as it was physically possible. A lot of empires were the same way, with the kings or emperors in play being fully in a position where the lest of their life could be in insane luxury, but they wanted more. Because a cookie isn't good enough, so now we have watermelon Oreos and a massive pile of dead empires.

@user-wu1bt2jk8k

7 ай бұрын

That right there sounds like a very cool teacher 😂

@agustinfranco0

7 ай бұрын

"Because a cookie isn't good enough, so now we have watermelon Oreos and a massive pile of dead empires." damn thats deep AF

@sipos0

6 ай бұрын

I love how the last paragraph makes it sound as if the watermelon Oreos caused the huge number of dead empires.

@hawkeye7527

6 ай бұрын

​@@sipos0Right there with you. I want to quote this. No, I want to model all of my papers after this.

@agathaking4255

5 ай бұрын

"Because a cookie isn't good enough, so now we have watermelon Oreos and a massive pile of dead empires" Unironically, a banger line

When Brennan says “hey gang” it makes me feel safe

@raksomething6942

3 жыл бұрын

He gives the cool uncle who goes crazy when people are stupid vibe

@marmaladearmadillo

3 жыл бұрын

And then you get to the end of Ep 2 of Fantasy High, and develop a Pavlovian shiver in response to "hey gang!" forever.

@deadmancerwalking6088

3 жыл бұрын

you existing is needed

@donnagoldsmith7078

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more! Brennan is by far my favourite cast member and so today is a doubly good day for me, a new CH video and Mr Mulligan himself!

@Kay_213_

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen enough of these CEO videos that “Hey gang” sets off my fight or flight instinct

"We work really hard" "Don't" Gets me every time

@Qwerty0791

Жыл бұрын

420 likes. Nice.

@burakalp34

Жыл бұрын

@@Qwerty0791 Cringe

@melekhmarid2455

Жыл бұрын

@@Qwerty0791 ya… cringe AF

@desbugfan8429

Жыл бұрын

5:39

Well it’s a year later, and Oreo flavored Oreos are officially a thing. Way to go guys

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

11 ай бұрын

So...just an Oreo?

@dorktriogamer2865

10 ай бұрын

​@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778cookies and cream Oreo...

@-CG

9 ай бұрын

Haha they're actually REALLY good.

@austintheultimate

7 ай бұрын

How?

@Valerkos93

5 ай бұрын

​@@-CGbecause it's tastes like Oreo?

My favorite part (and it is so hard to pick just one) is the strawberry/ strawberry milkshake part. Every second of that section up to and absolutely, including the cut-off scream, keeps me rolling!! "You need to be able to explain to me the difference between strawberry milkshake and strawberry, or I'm going to burn the building down." 🤣😅🤣

I love that the CEO cares enough to remember Craig in Accounting's birthday

@willnelson9906

2 жыл бұрын

i mean, what else does he have to do? he runs the OREO company

@rainman6090

2 жыл бұрын

And why the heck is Craig working 80 hours when the CEO keeps telling people to go home? Chill, Craig!

@vincebelanger361

2 жыл бұрын

This really broke the illusion for me, CEOs cant remember their own childrens' names

@highjumpstudios2384

2 жыл бұрын

He's the only guy in accounting

@justinrobert2770

2 жыл бұрын

Craig works in accounting at a money factory. He's got more coming in than he can deal with.

Shoutout to this CEO Morale is so high he can't order his people to _stop working._

@pyre1738

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking amazing comment.

@junthemaledicted

3 жыл бұрын

I like how he just says go home and live your own life, and get paid for living

@Lauren.E.O

3 жыл бұрын

He’s definitely a pro

@1108bhendren

3 жыл бұрын

“We work really hard.” “...don’t.”

@alphacoffeesins9197

3 жыл бұрын

I like this CEO

Every now and then Oreo stumble upon a real hit, like Oreo Thins, and for that alone I thank the hardworking Oreo scientists

@evangonzalez2245

4 ай бұрын

Wish they'd bring back rice-krispy-treat oreos, those were fantastic!

"Alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" KILLED ME. All Brennan's CEO vids are golden, but this is the one that broke me.

"Alot of people worked really hard" "Why?" Had me fucken dying.

@red_coin_bandit

2 жыл бұрын

Same dude, I was wheezing

@charlessandison5740

2 жыл бұрын

"We work really hard." "Don't." I think this is so much better

@wickeddeetz999

2 жыл бұрын

hello I had the honor of being your 1,000th like

@Supremax67

2 жыл бұрын

The worse part is that many of those Oreos he mentioned are actually real.

It’s so weird seeing Brennan playing a CEO that wasn’t viscerally losing his shits and is just moderately upset

@MrMutou

3 жыл бұрын

Lol no existential breakdown just very very annoyed😂 I am nervous

@Yoyle-gp2xq

3 жыл бұрын

yup

@angelbarahona2013

3 жыл бұрын

Well this was more of a mild annoyance rather than a possible massive tidepod intoxication

@JamesTDG

3 жыл бұрын

He finally learned that he has a monopoly

@CallMeXRVEN

3 жыл бұрын

It helps that none of these Oreo pitches can trigger a PR nightmare.

This is so on point I had to Google which of these flavors were real. I can't believe the Strawberry and Strawberry Milkshake thing wasn't made up. There's also a Strawberry Cream and Strawberry Shortcake Oreo for some reason. EDIT: And Google auto-completed "arbor day oreos", so I'm thinking I'm not the only one doing this 😂

They stole the perfect cookie 100 years ago

@RobinHood3000

Ай бұрын

Getting some bereavement Oreos to mourn Hydrox

@alexthedemon2203

Ай бұрын

@@RobinHood3000 💀

@gore14

Ай бұрын

Hydrox sucked. They want you to think it was stolen but it was just made edible.

@OccamsWoodChipper

Ай бұрын

Don't want people to steal it, don't name it something that sounds like a laundry detergent. 🤷

@estebson

11 күн бұрын

​@@OccamsWoodChipper I mean 100 years ago stuff that ended in - ox like Hydrox was associated with food. One of the lesser examples of why you don't look at history with a modern lens.

"We work really hard." "Don't." CEO of my DREAMS

@Lauren.E.O

3 жыл бұрын

The part about going home and cashing the checks...it’s inspirational.

@anthonyzivalich4962

3 жыл бұрын

I would gladly work under him

@FussyPickles

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyzivalich4962 I would gladly not work under him

@1cecode625

3 жыл бұрын

@@FussyPickles ok

@mollusckscramp4124

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyzivalich4962 I would gladly be under him

I was waiting for him to talk about the cookies and cream flavored Oreos. It’s literally an Oreo flavored Oreo.

@ewjo03

3 жыл бұрын

He does in the extended version on dropout

@xnflg3074

3 жыл бұрын

Oreo Blizzard flavored Oreos! Oreo-ception!

@DivaViews

3 жыл бұрын

Those were delicious and I want them back!

@JairusC

3 жыл бұрын

So it's an oreo^2

@t.c.thompson2359

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing these In the store stopped me.

No lie, if someone showed up to a funeral home with bereavement Oreos for me, I’d be pretty grateful. I tend to eat my feelings so you’re saving me a trip to the store

The fact there is 20 full minutes of Brennan acting to a list on dropout makes this even better

The CEO Series never dissapoints, Brennan is a Brilliant actor.

@arctrooper_dice6013

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly my favorite college humor

@introxgrunt

3 жыл бұрын

fr he’s so talented

@medtec6747

3 жыл бұрын

That little cut scream gets me every time

@nicoleoliver607

3 жыл бұрын

My favourite is the Juul CEO

@Maryam7580

3 жыл бұрын

I love all the CEO series

His descent into madness grows quicker...

@alexandergorskitibland2112

3 жыл бұрын

He has already reached the bottom

@butternuggets868

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the head up! :)

@CameronPerkins-um8sm

3 жыл бұрын

He’s at bedrock, unfortunately he has a drill

@Pondfish

3 жыл бұрын

It's always fun to read comments before you know what you're getting yourself into

@alexandergorskitibland2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pondfish see you on the other side brother

Kinda surprised they never did a build your own oreo kit. Small jar of the filling and a pack of the cookie parts, like a pack of Ritz crackers. This way you can use as much filling as you want.

@neonal18

6 ай бұрын

Moreos

@benjamingeiger

5 ай бұрын

I'm still waiting for "Oops All Stuf".

@SteinarrBattlefist

5 ай бұрын

That's just diabetes with extra steps.

@seraphwithatank6535

4 ай бұрын

Stop, you're giving them ideas

@RBlue118

4 ай бұрын

They make mini snack packs like the crackers you dip in cheese product up here in New England! However I think those are off-brand officially

Brennan's perfectly cut scream at 2:53 is why you're here. You're welcome.

“It has the consistency of an Oreo?” “Yea-“ “AAAH-“

@dicentra985

3 жыл бұрын

best quote tho lol

@Theyluvalex2007

3 жыл бұрын

True

@frightenedbyabsurd

3 жыл бұрын

That shriek is everything

@HandheldGamer1991

3 жыл бұрын

Best part :)

@tusharkantimalakar4848

3 жыл бұрын

My fav screaming moment

I'm just sorry they didn't mention "Cookies & Cream" flavor, an actual flavor. They actually made Oreo-flavored Oreos.

@TamLeigh

3 жыл бұрын

It didn’t make the cut but it’s was in the dropout one

@airplanes_aren.t_real

3 жыл бұрын

They taste like repetition

@gracehaven5459

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God I have a brain freeze from reading that..

@anthonycannet1305

3 жыл бұрын

“...and cookies&cream Oreos-“ “what flavor? Ok explain to me, just for my own sake, what exactly is cookies&cream?” “So cookies&cream is a desert that is like a milkshake that tastes like oreo cream and then has some of the hard parts of Oreo crushed up and mixed into it” “So cookies&cream tastes just like Oreos.” “Yep” “And then you made an Oreo that tastes like cookies&cream?” “Yeah...” “So it’s an Oreo that tastes like Oreo?...”

@GODOFAWSOMENESS1

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonycannet1305 no we made an Oreo that tastes like cookies and cream.

It just hit me that he knew EXACTLY how to use the Bluetooth Oreo, no hesitation whatsoever! Not even a tentative raising to his ear between looking at it in confusion and twisting it open to use like an antique candlestick telephone. It's the little touches, man. 🤣

I love how genuinely happy he is to talk to Craig

I swear that Oreos took this as a challenge, or an insult, or something, because ever since this video came out I’ve seen EVEN MORE weird Oreo types than before

@hellothere702

2 жыл бұрын

They got inspired

@bthsr7113

2 жыл бұрын

@@hellothere702 "Don't."

@VivaLaDnDLogs

Жыл бұрын

Saw a woman buying caramel latte Oreos in my checkout yesterday. Made me laugh, and cry.

@dustingmorgan

Жыл бұрын

They did a case study on Coke and determined that making more flavors actually hurts your company.

@probablyfacetious2895

Жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the Dropout-partnership themed Oreos

"A lot of people have worked really hard." "Why?" My man has a point. OREOs sell themselves. The CEO and entire board could just be replaced with a sleeve of OREOs and the company would be fine.

@omniphage9391

2 жыл бұрын

thats why normal people dont like marketing lizards

@ticklord

2 жыл бұрын

@@omniphage9391 To be fair, I can't remember the last time I've seen advertisement or promotion for oreos. I just find out about new flavours AT the store because like was said, half the fucking aisle is just oreo bullshit.

@godricktheminecrafted3113

2 жыл бұрын

Innovation What’s the point of earning shitloads of money if you don’t use any of it for varying the source?

@Barrlounge

2 жыл бұрын

A sleeve of CEO-REOs, if you will? It was right there....

@tsotnedvali8432

2 жыл бұрын

@@godricktheminecrafted3113 innovation? There is no such thing as 'innovation' in hypercommodified environments like today's market(s). It's all about "boosting" the value and sustaining illusion of it... fabricating the utility and maintaining the hierarchy with deceptive premises.

Me evey time a disney remake is announced: 5:35

I saw “The Most Oreo Oreo” on Colbert last night and had to watch this sketch again. “We have built a temple to madness” indeed.

@Onikage55

Жыл бұрын

Do you see!? That there is NOWHERE else to GO!?

"You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness." Iconic quote. Instantly.

@Dominator_0211

3 жыл бұрын

I can assure you I’ll be using this line in real life. Every time somebody says something crazy I will remember this video

@nightofthehunt2236

3 жыл бұрын

The phrase applies to every marketing executive to step foot in the office of an American corporation since 1977.

@AshHeaven

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds familiar, but from where...

@mrburnout

3 жыл бұрын

@@AshHeaven from Brennan being iconic

@NoGoodIDNames

3 жыл бұрын

"You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad" is a close second.

“You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can’t see it makes me so sad” fuckin’ SENT me

@yoyoman195

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this coment as he was saying it and it was perfect

@thawhiteazn

3 жыл бұрын

For me it was “you are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness”

@Lucifersfursona

3 жыл бұрын

Brennan is my anger translator

@shivamjaiswal439

3 жыл бұрын

Needs to be framed!

@PlanetComputer

3 жыл бұрын

jkl;

"You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness" then continues listing oreos.

“We work really hard…” “Don’t.”

I'm 90% positive, that they just tell Brennan the premise of these ads, and all his dialogue is ad-libbed

@TechZACH16

2 жыл бұрын

There’s 20 minutes of additional footage that isn’t aired here on the college humor app. I was curious. It’s almost completely ad libbed as far as I can tell and then cut up into this masterpiece.

@deathkorpswatchmaster2414

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he does dm a lot

@ahobbit1273

2 жыл бұрын

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a tower to madness” is such an off-the-dome Brennan rage line that I WOULD be surprised if this wasn’t ad-libbed 😂

@ingecruzvonmcbronwyn-san5098

2 жыл бұрын

@@TechZACH16 Yeah if you watch the extra 20 minutes you know for sure this is just him going off. I've never identified with a human man the same way I do with Brennan, he lives exactly how I feel.

@shane87smith

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahobbit1273 temple*

His acting is actually insanely impressive.

@xxsheolxx

3 жыл бұрын

You should check out his early skits he did for UCB comedy school.

@lindqvistelias

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t get why a hollywood casting studio hasnt picked him up. Please Seth Rogen!

@MrBakersdozen2020

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, how do we have the exact same breadtube list on youtube

@tristangovier4877

3 жыл бұрын

Right? I feel like after being the CEO for so long he's really gotten it down.

@myeahonline

3 жыл бұрын

And to think his reactions are improv! He runs his own show too which is about 60% improv with a full cast on the Dimension 20 channel.

You are a babbling fool and we've built a temple to madness." Is my new favorite quote.

The timing on "a lot of people worked really hard-" "Why?" Killed me

Carl actually seems like a decent guy. He genuinely cares about his employees and doesn't want them to work themselves to death.

@mostdefinitely7536

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad he’s a terrible CEO who doesn’t even know his own products 😂

@MikuIsMine

3 жыл бұрын

@@mostdefinitely7536 It's not really a sign of a terrible ceo that he doesn't know everything happening on the ground floor. If anything it shows how well he's done at getting his company self sufficient. You have managers that create and follow through on tasks, designers that make products, and a marketing team that can take those designs and sell them. If the ceo doesn't learn about a new profitable product until it's already making his company money, then it means he found the right people and his company is a success.

@mostdefinitely7536

3 жыл бұрын

@@MikuIsMine You know that’s an interesting take. Didn’t think of it like that!

@MasterCrafterFish

3 жыл бұрын

NEW! Vacation Oreo! It is time off work that still tastes like an Oreo!

@agentwashingtub9167

3 жыл бұрын

He specifically doesn’t want them to work

There's absolutely no way you can convince me Brennan didn't suggest "Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

@EndTheEnding

3 жыл бұрын

I actually believe it is improvised, you can catch a glimpse when he said “there is no where else to go” is the moment he came up with the quote

@Gurtington

3 жыл бұрын

Alexander wept, for there were no more oreos to create.

@othello_red

3 жыл бұрын

This and the “am I Cassandra” moment are my favourites

@araw_buwan

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of "Jesus wept for there were no more worlds to conquer!" quote from Community lol

@alielmiedany3611

2 жыл бұрын

@@araw_buwan SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

Had to know...they make Matcha Oreos! Without wood shavings, even. If you're in the U.S., you can buy a very small number of them for possibly too much money from a few different online snack vendors. (Much to my horror, and probably that of Brennan's CEO here, there have also been Swedish Fish Oreos.)

@Kamenriderbuster2022

8 ай бұрын

Swedish fish are good

i was today years old when i learned that almost ALL of the varietals mentioned in this video are real?? football, strawberry milkshake, filled cupcake, ANDROID OREOS..... brennan's pain was not an act 😂😭

"you're going to need to explain the difference between strawberry milkshake oreo and strawberry oreo. Or I'm gonna burn the building down." I love how all the different CEO's have varying levels of insanity

@j_misinterpreted_relephant7661

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew went rolling u guys

@j_misinterpreted_relephant7661

3 жыл бұрын

stop dudesi don't care I just want ppl to come to nicer comment section I would love it if we could do that way more than ever before

@JohnDoe-ks9ts

3 жыл бұрын

@@j_misinterpreted_relephant7661 ?

@zenagirhotra7298

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Scott vibes

@GentlemenGhidorah

3 жыл бұрын

That is such a relatable mood, though....

The packaging for those bereavement Oreos should say "We're sorry fOREO loss"

@vaanguintu2969

3 жыл бұрын

brooooooo SENT

@johnlucas6683

3 жыл бұрын

You're hired!

@thiagodeandrade7081

3 жыл бұрын

I am sure it would cheer people up.

@TheGlobalProfessional

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@kyledavis4890

3 жыл бұрын

I still like calling them sorry-os instead

The one with the icing on he outside and a cookie piece in the middle sounds good, actually

My wife sent me a picture of "The Most Oreo" from a store and I had to rewatch this 😆

“You have a poison in your mind, and the fact that you can’t see it makes me SO sad.” HONESTLY THIS LINE IS RAW

@stealthlock6634

2 жыл бұрын

Me @ me from 7 years ago with an eating disorder

@Nemo.404

2 жыл бұрын

For me it's "you're a babbling fool and we have built s temple to madness"

he came so refreshed, like he's been going to therapy and was at peace with himself... then oreo happened.

@helliomagne9488

3 жыл бұрын

nobody should like this comment, let's keep the 666

@niamhythedegen

3 жыл бұрын

Here to say I was the 1k

@Ebizzill

3 жыл бұрын

@@niamhythedegen wow, that's pretty cool, thanks for the like.

@helliomagne9488

3 жыл бұрын

@@niamhythedegen wow... that blew up really quick. congrats to Ebizzill then😊

2:49 is amazing

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” is genuinely one of my favorite quotes ever. I have a master doc of quotes I love, and I always stumble across it and think “god, that goes so hard” and sometimes I forget where it’s from and have to look it up, and it always brings me back here, which kills me every time

“I have never been to a cookie aisle and not seen half the cookie aisle choked with a sinful glut of bullshit oreos” is such a powerful line and I will be using sinful glut in my vocabulary from now on

@spencertuia1232

3 жыл бұрын

I'm adding babbling fool to mine lmao

@wizkaleeb662

3 жыл бұрын

the way he said the word "choked" got me cracking up

@alanarmstrong3186

3 жыл бұрын

maybe thats why they have so many flavors. To block out the competitionion

@chaosfire321

3 жыл бұрын

And the other half is Chips Ahoy lol.

@abigbutterstick1780

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but Grocery store*

This is like the most kind and caring CEO he's seriously telling them to go spend time with their family

@tortex1

3 жыл бұрын

And rake in the money

@Aurelio4491

3 жыл бұрын

I love the implication that he makes personalized birthday videos for all of his employees.

@TomboTime

3 жыл бұрын

In a series about either understandably angry CEOS or crazy CEOS, it's refreshing to see one that's. . . Nice. And it's interesting that while this is basically the same premise every time Brennan successfully portrays a slightly different character every time

@Soleilune1995

3 жыл бұрын

Not very realistic.

@lezbadeez3692

3 жыл бұрын

Carl: STOP MAKING BULLSHIT AND GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY! ENJOY YOUR LIFE! GO IN HERE FOR THE TWO SECONDS YOU NEED TO TO MAINTAIN SHIT AND WALK OUT WITH THE MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY!

"We work really hard." "Dont."

Man, I miss this series. Wish they'd make more.

Every person working in the Oreo marketing department must be sweating right now.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

3 жыл бұрын

...working? on what?

@maxdabski9362

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Sweat Flavored Oreos, coming to a store near you.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxdabski9362 STOP WORKING! PLEASE JUST CASH THE CHECKS AND GO HOME

@senyummewek

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxdabski9362 u works in Marketing Department of Oreo right? Go home, man.

@zealisrealfan

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they have a lot of rivals. Even though they own and decide how food is placed on their aisle maybe hydrox or something could put them out of business.

'We work really hard...' 'Don't.' There's a whole economy class summed up in those lines.

@arnox4554

3 жыл бұрын

This is due to investors wanting higher and higher returns. They aren't content with making just some of the money in a stable manner. They want to make ALL of the money. Hence, these stupid Oreo flavors.

@arnox4554

3 жыл бұрын

@horn Where I'm at, we don't even get the new Oreo flavors most of the time, barring the seasonal ones. And it's not the fact that they're making new flavors so much as they're making way too many. Now, with all that said, there's WAY worse things other companies have done and are doing, so us teasing Oreo about this is mostly for fun, even if it is kinda true.

@arnox4554

3 жыл бұрын

@horn Do you have a source for their increased revenue and brand awareness?

@arnox4554

3 жыл бұрын

​@horn Yeah, that's the point CH is making. They make the best-selling cookie. It's working and been working for a long-ass time. lol As to marketers, sometimes, they're full of shit, and so are executives. How many terrible and/or unethical decisions have I seen made by those two groups...

@arnox4554

3 жыл бұрын

@horn I said their COOKIES have worked for a long-ass time. Not necessarily their marketing.

Actually some deep wisdom in this skit. So many instances where something proceeds on inertia past the point where it's existence is pointless

I like how he actually stumbled on to the reason for all the varieties. The more Oreo varieties a store is expected to have, the less room there is for competitors in the cookie aisle. They functionally are advertising sure some people grab them but they also make it so oreos dominate the cookie aisle.

The insanely raw lines in this is amazing. "..and Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer!" "You have poison in your mind, and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad." "You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness." "It's too much Craig."

@magicenchilladas2109

2 жыл бұрын

Craig is one of the few people who make sense working hard, he's an accountant in a money factory

@omega1575

2 жыл бұрын

“Every cookie isle in America is Choked with a sinful gut of bullshit Oreos”

@wingnightbackwards

2 жыл бұрын

"we done did the good cookie!"

@TravisFabel

2 жыл бұрын

I am stealing this line for later use: "You have poison in your mind, and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad"

i love the line "and alexander wept for there were no more worlds to conquer" I love how dramatic brennen is with his acting

@StevoIDH

Жыл бұрын

For anyone interested, this is actually a line from an old 17th Centruy poem by Robert Hayman. Which was then edited and quoted by Hans Gruber in Die Hard where it was popularised.

@crowthewicked8344

Жыл бұрын

JESUS WEPT!

@magimagic08

Жыл бұрын

@@crowthewicked8344 Hellraiser

@InBlackestNight

Жыл бұрын

@@crowthewicked8344STOP SAYING JESUS WEPT

@avinoam0land

Жыл бұрын

@@StevoIDH Thank you! I was just wondering where the Hans Gruber quote was originally from but couldn't find anything online.

I just heard about orea stuffed oreos and had to come back and watch this!

5:43 The "Kubrick Stare" sometimes called the "Kubrick Glare" refers to a frame often seen in Stanley Kubrick's films. The phrase "Kubrick Crazy Stare" is a term that was used by Kubrick's director of photography, Doug Milsome, and first mentioned in a Kubrick biography written by Vincent LoBrutto The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement

"We could just make Oreos." "We are just making Oreos." "Nooo, we're making crazy bullshit."

@sora5493

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this😂😂🤣

"What do you mean people like Bereavement Oreos?" "Focus groups love the taste of them." "Yeah, Kyle. They're Oreos". This is so hilariously stupid that some marketing exec may have actually tried it at some point.

@tesswinker2482

3 жыл бұрын

The real reason they like bereavement Oreos is they don't have to say anything, just hand over a packet of cookies.

@guardrailbiter

3 жыл бұрын

I would buy a pallet of Bereavement Oreos for every death of a friend or family member. They could also market the exact same product as "Goth Oreos."

@fastertrackcreative

3 жыл бұрын

I looked that one up. Not a thing 😂

@CWunderA

3 жыл бұрын

Encapsulates middle management logic perfectly

@ItssaLyssa96

3 жыл бұрын

I would buy them

Every time I walk past a cookie aisle, I always look at the oreos and ask "what have the fuckers at oreo come up with this time?"

That scream that comes out of nowhere and blank expression is just so relatable in a way I cannot explain

This man is single handedly carrying CollegeHumor on his back.

@wearingspacesuits

3 жыл бұрын

Literally on drop out, he's in 3/4 shows that premier weekly right now: Dimension 20, Adventuring Party, and Adventuring Academy. I got the drop out subscription because of Dimension 20. What a time!

@rachelrachel9152

3 жыл бұрын

Well that is because everyone else had to get laid off when the parent company dropped them lol. When theres only 1 person on creative staff you kinda are by default the person thats helping keep the company going

@jayhovah5621

3 жыл бұрын

By far I think Trapp deserves that title

@yikesbitch6223

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's because he pretty much literally is. Like nearly everyone else got fired so at its core, Collegehumor is just Sam Reich and Brennan, which is too much ginger for my taste.

@TailAbNormal

3 жыл бұрын

Him and the google guy.

Brennan playing CEOs is the best thing to come out of college humor

@SourFoo

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean the ONLY thing that comes out of CollegeHumor.

@dominicedwards-wilds4333

3 жыл бұрын

@@SourFoo 😂

@pedroeubg

3 жыл бұрын

I really like John Doe defender of the basic?

@notatruck2640

3 жыл бұрын

Brennan is the best thing to come out of college humor

@mythghost

3 жыл бұрын

Him and the teacher from the jeggings vids are hysterical.

"We work really hard." "Don't."

Love the fact that everyone of these CEOs don’t read the script first before shooting😂

"We work really hard." "... Don't." Perfection.

@krystlvines

2 жыл бұрын

if only the real ceo was like that

@fyrelorde

2 жыл бұрын

@@krystlvines if only every work environment was like that

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" Art.

@PlanetComputer

3 жыл бұрын

jkl;

@jamesreagan8175

3 жыл бұрын

AND JESUS WEPT

@listonrice5230

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesreagan8175 came to the comments to make sure someone gave Dean Pelton the shout-out:-)

@mujtabaellari2597

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesreagan8175 STOP SAYING JESUS WEPT!

@jcc6913

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: he actually wept because there were more worlds to conquer

This may be one of the most well written sketches of all. Time. Every part of this video is quotable. With the lines, and Brennan’s magnificent acting.. It just can’t get any better. If I named every memorable line in this I’d be reenacting the entire video! 😂

This probably is the best video illustrating how companies seeking endless growth in profits rather than just being happy with steady revenue eventually leads to kind of insane shit

@hamyhamster5

2 жыл бұрын

Lol you don't understand marketing do you

@quinnmarchese6313

2 жыл бұрын

the people who make oreos also make almost every other snack cookie like chips ahoy, nutter butters, etc so they also have what is almost a monopoly on the market

@giovannicervantes2053

2 жыл бұрын

Reason why they make these weird flavors is that A it expands the market of oreos and B if they suck folks will be like "didn't like the mint oreos just get me some normal oreos"

@cambecambe3199

2 жыл бұрын

@@giovannicervantes2053 how much more can the market expand in the us??? i understand abroad as i know oreos aren’t dominant in every foreign market but i dont think they have any more room to grow here at home. and i know most of these wild “marketing” flavors are us or north america specific.

@giovannicervantes2053

2 жыл бұрын

@@cambecambe3199 we EAT a lot so to make us eat more will make the profits even bigger

Most of the CEO series is jokes and satire... but this one makes a solid point. WTF are they doing at oreo?

@dynamicworlds1

2 жыл бұрын

Justifying their paycheck See "bullshit jobs"

@AvalonisHere

2 жыл бұрын

@@dynamicworlds1 Bullshit Jobs is terrifying.

@SaltyBob355

2 жыл бұрын

They have to keep pushing the boundary or ppl will just buy Hydrox.

@emilysmith2965

2 жыл бұрын

I believe this all falls under “The Protestant Work Ethic Is Ruining America”

@abbyalphonse499

2 жыл бұрын

@@SaltyBob355 You really think that?

Brennan has the best scream

"No, we're making crazy bullshit." I love it!

"You have a poison in your mind, and the fact you can't see it makes me so sad." -Official Motto of 2021

@turma8eac

3 жыл бұрын

For all the antivaxers this year

@ChapsShrugged

3 жыл бұрын

@@turma8eac Nope. For everyone.

@CruelandCold

3 жыл бұрын

@@turma8eac Covid deniers, Covid alarmists, climate change deniers, climate change alarmists, open borders advocates, zero immigration advocates, BLM, Antifa, The Proud boys, The boogaloo boys, Republicans, Democrats, flat earthers, and for the love of all things sane EVERYONE stop talking about the orange man.

@FanOfMostEverything

3 жыл бұрын

@@CruelandCold Moderation in all things, _especially_ moderation.

@australianword3812

3 жыл бұрын

@@turma8eac oh sweet sweet irony

"Now introducing tidepod oreos" "and in headline news tonight the CEO's of both tide and oreos where found dead after shooting each other in the face in some kind of murder pact."

@iamacatperson7226

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right

@bigchiefsmackaho387

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, you win.

@jemal999

3 жыл бұрын

+

@thiagodeandrade7081

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the CEO of vothe Tide and Oreos was found dead after shooting himself in the face in some kind of suicide pact (with himself).

Oreo crumbs in the crème just came out. Surprised that one took this long.

3 years after this sketch was uploaded, Nabisco gives us Sour Patch Kids Oreos, and with that, this sketch is officially a documentary.

I actually knew one of the engineers at Mondelez who ran one of the Oreos production lines. He kept coming to boardgame night and bringing all of Oreos you never saw in stores because they were just too flippin' weird.

@timwoods2852

2 жыл бұрын

Guacamole fiesta Oreo Root Beer Oreo Hot Chocolate, Ghost Pepper, Oreo

@ericfleming5522

2 жыл бұрын

@@timwoods2852 One of those is actually pretty close.

@morey2187

2 жыл бұрын

So u gonna tell us the flavours?

@bobbigaillard7145

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, tell us the favors!

@RicardoMoralesMassin

2 жыл бұрын

TMNT Oreos (Margarita pizza + sewage water)

NEVER STOP MAKING THESE

@mettatheone1705

3 жыл бұрын

Nintendo CEO:Stop selling broken controllers

@N00N01

3 жыл бұрын

They HOPEFULLY WONT

@aryaabnave2868

3 жыл бұрын

STOP MAKING THESE

@user-yz6rx4dg8w

3 жыл бұрын

How did you comment a minute before the video was posted?

@NeorecnamorceN

3 жыл бұрын

Don't stop, can't stop. This and pitch meetings are the only entertainment I need.

The perfectly cut scream after the strawberry oreos made me choke on my water

It has the consistency of... Of an oreo, right? Yeah... AAAA-

"It has the consistency of a milkshake, this cookie?" "No, more like a..." "Like an oreo, right?" "Yeah." [SHRIEK] _My sides are in fucking orbit_

@ryan.8783

2 жыл бұрын

That got me lmao

@Procrastian

2 жыл бұрын

It caught me so off guard

@mysticgyrl

2 жыл бұрын

That's the point where I lost it

@leaf16433

2 жыл бұрын

His scream is just so guttural

@sinan4495

2 жыл бұрын

2:48

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness” is something I really hope to slip into a conversation some day.

This is possibly my favorite piece of acting on the internet. There's something about watching Brennan just losing his mind that is WAY too entertaining! I've seen it in many forms. This is my favorite. I feel like this video is the purest most refined essence of Brennan.

"So, the milkshake, it has more, like, a milkshake taste." "Milkshake's not a taste." "It's a consistency." "It has the consistency of a milkshake? This cookie?" "No, it has the consistency of an-" "Of an Oreo, right?" "... Yeah."

@magicjelly4766

3 жыл бұрын

“AHHHH-“

@iamacatperson7226

3 жыл бұрын

*Insert goat scream*

@shaddysehly5040

3 жыл бұрын

(screaming due to loss of sanity)

@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell

3 жыл бұрын

strawberry milkshake flavor is a different flavor than just strawberry, though. not oreo-wise but in general. a bright, fruity flavor versus a mild, milky flavor with bits of strawberry or a subdued strawberry note mixed in to it. difference between strawberry sorbet and strawberry ice cream

@time2portalz

3 жыл бұрын

Perfectly cut scream.