I work in a café and this is 80% of the customers. Just imagine this, but as a one-way conversation with a barista.

@HjCrawford

3 жыл бұрын

Bless your heart 😂

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos.

@jennzifur

3 жыл бұрын

🫂

@Briae

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes 😬 Everyone who acts like this has zero idea what they are doing 😂 I have gone on too many dates with these guys like (honestly too many on my end 🙄) and run circles around these idiots. The guys that are actually doing it are so quiet, private, and have like 50 followers

@beccag2758

3 жыл бұрын

Oh. Oh dear.

Missing in the video: -Patagonia vest -Overuse of the word, hustle -Always wearing 1 airpod -Promoting your online courses

@kaylawaters2691

3 жыл бұрын

Also overuse of the words "diversify" and "network."

@dlgump

3 жыл бұрын

we're going to table this, then circle back to revisit.

@buzzlebaby

3 жыл бұрын

Add in the phrase “on board” If I hear that one more time...🤦‍♀️

@belquis1114

3 жыл бұрын

Part 2 sounds like a good idea

@AJ_Wil

3 жыл бұрын

Overuse of the word "hustle" is so on point lol

“I got the noise canceling, so i can drown out the haters and poor people” 😂😂😂

@resonance688

3 жыл бұрын

What do you think about Jesus?

@finallyanaccount

3 жыл бұрын

That part - lol

@manuelbastidas7589

3 жыл бұрын

Literally dead there xd

@dr.s.choudhury8089

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"i was a double major. a major douchebag times two" i died

@truedevotion7750

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@zimmylolly2119

3 жыл бұрын

I died 😂😂👋😆😩

@lonelylion_

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@serenalizinnqui8474

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a snappy comeback for those braggy college kids (of course there are double majors who humbly work hard, too).

@lidallyhim

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a Dutchbag

“What does my girlfriend and my Tesla have in common? In three months they’ll be with someone else. I’m leasing ... “ 😂😂😂😂😂

@wiseguysavant

3 жыл бұрын

there is so much truth in that

Best takes are when he can't hold back laughing at his own hilarity 😂

@abramquinn7726

3 жыл бұрын

YES!

@frevyasmileyface1538

3 жыл бұрын

Wha- my sister watch’s you, I’m so confused 😂

@blah__

3 жыл бұрын

TIHWB ooh

@leelee-ht4vi

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!🤣🤣🤣

@anonymous-or4fv

3 жыл бұрын

Omggggg hiiiiii tihwb I just finished watching your video I love you guysssss

I love those parts where the script is so ridiculous that Trey and Jake just have to laugh

@wow.wow.wow.5491

3 жыл бұрын

yah, and it makes the vid even better that they don't cut it out.

@motab9907

3 жыл бұрын

Agree haha

@chasepotter2376

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it’s usually when Trey improvises and says something OFF script.

@chasepotter2376

3 жыл бұрын

@@wow.wow.wow.5491 which is why I feel like half the time they’re fake laughs.

@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Blake?

This is Ryan from the office 100%

@suckafreeT308

3 жыл бұрын

The wunderkind 😂

@adithyagosh

3 жыл бұрын

Fire-d guy

@samlevi903

3 жыл бұрын

Temp

@livilivinglife

3 жыл бұрын

Haha nailed it

@shashonibrown6735

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“Diversify!” “Portfolio!” “Words!” LMBO 😂

@callmeqt1269

3 жыл бұрын

Proud of you for that LMBO. Made my day 😂

@solarfanwings7330

3 жыл бұрын

“LMBO” is the way to go! 😄

@chrisgonefishing115

3 жыл бұрын

@@solarfanwings7330 what does it mean?

@solarfanwings7330

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgonefishing115 Laughing My Butt Off

@chrisgonefishing115

3 жыл бұрын

@@solarfanwings7330 ohhhhh ok thx I normally say lmao lol

Jake cracks me up every time when he can't hold back his laughter.

@jenniferbates2811

3 жыл бұрын

I know!!! I met you like 5 times!

@NcMuggets

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. Jack’s laugh is so contagious.

“Facebark?! Snapchow?! Tic...bite??!” _”No wait, that’s good, write that down”_

@Briae

3 жыл бұрын

I low key want to use Facebark tho... sounds a lot more fun than Facebook

@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888

3 жыл бұрын

WRITE THAT DOWN THAT DOWN

@withhernosestuckinabook2507

3 жыл бұрын

*Ryan from The Office comes out of nowhere “WUUF.com!”

@purpurina5663

3 жыл бұрын

The OBSESSION with contractions has gotten out of hand

“I have 5 apples” Continues to not talk about his phone or AirPods Pro that are shown

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. 😶🤔

@ratley3690

3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB don’t advertise

@player34536

3 жыл бұрын

@@ratley3690 ikr

You forgot the “casually bragging about going to Harvard Business school”

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. 😶🤔

@ILikeBirds

3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB stfu

@joem13yearsago73

3 жыл бұрын

@@ILikeBirds rude

@ILikeBirds

3 жыл бұрын

@@joem13yearsago73 nope

@joem13yearsago73

3 жыл бұрын

@@ILikeBirds sorry

“Entrepreneurship” is to young men what MLMs are to young women

@matthewkiel5013

3 жыл бұрын

I dont like how true that is......

@preeti-wc2zw

3 жыл бұрын

@@fruitygarlic3601 right, it’s the Facebook moms who spend their time convincing other people to join their essential oil cult or something.

@alejandrachavez3927

3 жыл бұрын

😂👏👏👏

@chafaman123

3 жыл бұрын

young women wanna be IG models and "influencers"

@monkiram

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure half these guys are in an MLM

How Is nobody talking about how beautiful a house trey has.

@RayneBow8

3 жыл бұрын

I was distracted by that too!!!!

@Lemons19902010

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@cynthiaholland13

3 жыл бұрын

It's stunning

@lydiah7184

3 жыл бұрын

Goalsssss

@maureennochannel

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm leasing..."

I appreciate that natural bloopers have found their way into the final cut of his videos 😂

@flowersafeheart

3 жыл бұрын

I love that too

"My name is Jake. "Jack you're feisty, I like you." 😂😂

"Broth and Roth" Hahah this guy never fails to make me laugh🤣

@jgp1294

3 жыл бұрын

So you’re saying he disappointed you?

@katrinab7657

3 жыл бұрын

This was legit a good promotion for seniors

"Obsidian walnut card" got me. XD

@lindseymoelkadim3524

3 жыл бұрын

Same that’s where I actually laughed out loud

@CaseyWindom

3 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

The Shark Tank situation going on in the living room...like he's going to offer a deal! lmbo!

@haranguemeringue8957

3 жыл бұрын

That killed me. The serious way he was sitting, lol. 😂😂

@bonniebunny25

3 жыл бұрын

“They need more equity than that!” 🤣😆😆😆😆

@WillLeingang

3 жыл бұрын

Yes this was easily the best part.

you should've told us to buy your dropshipping course

@glowwithmebri

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo 🔥

@bonniebunny25

3 жыл бұрын

This! 🔥

Trey: "Cash is trash, buy buildings!" Me: write that down! Write that down!!! 😂😂😂

@limitededition3712

3 жыл бұрын

@Katelyn Lyons 😂😂😂

Every guy on the bachelor....

@robcrawford9859

3 жыл бұрын

We hit over two hundred likes! Much appreciated! I will now randomly select somebody for the PlayStation 5 drawing*!!! Super excited!!!! (*Please note that the PlayStation 5 drawing does not actually exist)

@Sona77.

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo true!

Do “momprenuers” next!!! Stay at home moms that think they own a business selling MLM products like young living and lularoe leggings omg it would be HILARIOUS 🤣

@BarbaraDr2023

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@linedpaper5374

2 жыл бұрын

yes yes

"You know what animal eats a shark?" Orcas.

@delynrainwater630

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was thinking the same!

@harshasathi2858

3 жыл бұрын

Be honest, did you google it or you knew it beforehand? Kidding.

@wow.wow.wow.5491

3 жыл бұрын

@@harshasathi2858 I have an unhealthy addition to animals, so I already knew😂😂😂😂

@harshasathi2858

3 жыл бұрын

@@wow.wow.wow.5491 Haha.. I used to watch nat geo a lot. A LOT. But I forgot that orcas hunt sharks.

@wow.wow.wow.5491

3 жыл бұрын

@@harshasathi2858 yah, their MAIn food is whales but some orcas LOVE eating sharks for some reason.

Trey forgot the part where they always get up at 4 A.M and go for a workout.

“Perseverance, dedication and most important of them all... lack of social awareness.” 😂💀

«..percivierence, dedication and most important of all: lack of social awareness»🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🙌🙌

He has perfected the tone of voice of the young “entrepreneur.”

Him talking about his exes while wearing his wedding ring is just too funny to me

@alexismarie5050

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one 😂

This is honestly the most underrated KZread channel ever. Everyone can relate to Trey’s videos.

You should do a part two and include : “I don’t want to work a 9 to 5 like regular people” & “I don’t want to work for someone else’s dream, I’m my OWN boss” 😂 I swear every guy in my town says that shit and opens up a hookah bar/security company that closes 8 months later Btw. No shade to entrepreneurs but I just hate it when they act like it makes them better than people with a “regular” job

@kaylas717

3 жыл бұрын

Totally with you on that. Those kind of comments assume that all of us "regular" people are miserable. Um rude, I love my job!

@maggies88

3 жыл бұрын

No shame in being a "wage slave". I always have been and I have a good life.

@tdl487

3 жыл бұрын

My husband was sadly like that when we first started dating. Was so into being "His own boss" and in charge that he kept taking his "job" for granted. He was a sub contractor making $25/hrs but was always taking off work and stretching jobs that would only take a day or two into a whole week. That, with letting his unreliable, sketchy ex friends tag along on jobs really screwed him in the end. He's been working for a tech/transportation company for a while now with great pay, steady schedule and nice benefits and loves it! He cringes anytime someone brings up that past job, openingly admitting he was acting like a dumbass back then and had let his ego get to his head.

@gundambanshii9735

3 жыл бұрын

Same here! Thanks for sharing! Those are the same people that overshare pics of their supercars or other luxury items, which all they caption is “only hang around people with more money than you”, “stop being lazy”, and a lot of other lines. Most of them are true though, but what I’m trying to say is that most of the stuff being said is cliche

Always gotta have something on the side. Hustle and chicks😂😂🤣

Literally every school boy in my school in 10 years

@Briae

3 жыл бұрын

Every high school boy I went to school with 2 years after graduating. Believe me 10 years is generous 🤣🤣🤣

@elektraa.4156

3 жыл бұрын

@@Briae 😂 looking forward to it

When I left my front desk job at the YMCA, the CEO’s parting advice to me was that I should buy a house as soon as possible. I was like... Bro you of all people know I wasn’t getting paid enough here to do that. 😅

“Major douchebag times two” LOLOL.

The thing that strikes me as odd about *young* entrepreneurs is that being really great at something take experience, especially STEM, which inherently comes with time. I intern at an engineering startup, and they're successful bc the two people who founded it are seasoned professionals in their field, not some know-nothing money-grabbing wanna-bes.

@platinumpineapple9943

3 жыл бұрын

can i ask if you are hiring or what field or company did u intern at?

@orindra9837

3 жыл бұрын

I think the people that fit into this sterotype tend to be business-ey type people who dont know anything about making something / engineering. Like their business is... business not an actual product. Which allows younger, less experienced people to get out there.

@Gladiva19

3 жыл бұрын

@@platinumpineapple9943 You'd have to be local to the city they/I live in (midwest, US). I don't think they're looking to hire more people atm sadly. As for what they do, we're all Electrical Engineers, we design various imaging sensor ICs for defense contracts.

@platinumpineapple9943

3 жыл бұрын

Gladiva19 um ok can u dm me how to help me get started and other similair companies in electrical engineering for the midwest

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

I like this. Almost as much as i like my stupid comedy videos. 😶🤔

For the Tesla part he probably leaned on some random persons Tesla

@akamego

3 жыл бұрын

He might have done a test drive, it’s one hour & no face to face interaction. I have friends who’ve done it for fun lol

"I got the noise canceling ones to drown out the haters and poor people." Lol!

“Yea I quit my job and doing a start up! You should quit your job and join me!”

“Blake...” “It’s Jake!” 😂

“Tic... bite” I’m crying 😭 😭😭😭

"I do Cash back.i don't callback.Im making money mom!" One of my fav lines😂

You guys are having so much fun, it’s great during times like these.

Jake has the most adorable laugh I can’t even...

It's imposible for Trey to pull off broke characters anymore because of that house. Just look at those cabinets.

This reminds me when people go on Shark Tank asking for $1billion when they have only made like $2,000

@tdl487

3 жыл бұрын

Like that episode with the sisters who were trying to promote their ice cream sandwiches. They basically weren't only wasting money by buying special refrigerators for their product instead of just letting grocery stores use their own(didn't explain why they COULDN'T use the regular ones that were available) but also made it sound like they didn't have a future job plan for all of their assembly line workers once they got their new assembly machines. I wasn't able to finish the episode but I hope Shark Tank rejected them because it sounded like even if they had the millions they asked for they didn't have a coherent long term plan to begin with.

“No woman should ever have to feel...” *They need more equity than that.*

“Buy real estate. Cash is trash!” 😂😂😂

Whenever you break character it reminds of SNL when they break and I absolutely love it every time

I've been in need of a good laugh today, and as always, y'all brought it. Thanks, guys! ♥️

The whole feel of this video (and others like this one) is like someone filming a day in Trey's life showing him go through his life and then his comments about it.

I love it when both of them had to laugh at the lines😂

"My name is Jake" Jack you're feisty, I like you🤣

You're getting better and better over the years Trey!

You're a genius, Trey!!! Another original!

Trey man... why are you always so spot on 😭

"Lets talk" lmao OHHHH entrepreneurs

This is so accurate. These videos are gold.

“Just doing some networking” *swipes aggressively* 😂

"What does my girlfriend and this tesla have in common?" "In 3 months they'll be with someone else."

The leasing part is soooo true lol

"Bye Daddy thanks for the advice" Killed it, that cracked me up

I love how he adds the bloopers it makes it so much better😂

UR TOO FUNNY BRO😂

@matildafisher1893

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently I’m the only one who knows this channel.. ok then

@mat6916

3 жыл бұрын

Hello rob jobs

Trey, you have inspired me to actually start my own KZread channel where I'm helping entrepreneurs.

THE WINK. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

*"Drown out the haters and poor people"* 😂😂😂

"I do cash backs not call backs!"

@yashikaagarwal7176

3 жыл бұрын

“I AM MAKING MONEY MOM!”

Every Charles Schwab franchise rep ever.

@fleetwoodmacncheese7377

3 жыл бұрын

Also every Edward Jones advisor. Especially the young ones!

Jack, Blake! 😆😂🤣 So glad I found your channel during the pandemic! You are hilarious!!

Omgosh the name mistake one is sooo real my mom did it ALL the time! Rip Mom. Thanks for the laughs Trey! 💜🌻💯☀️✨🙏🏾

Just realised I'm early😂😂😂 Shocked!!!🙆‍♀️😂🇿🇦

@simij7350

3 жыл бұрын

😎

@badger2649

3 жыл бұрын

You’re right, I just realized I was earlier too 😂

Credit worthiness goals: The Chase Black Sapphire Obsidian WALNUT card in my wallet. So much winning.

trey kennedy would make the best mockumentary ever

“Words” I died LOL

“Michael or Lebron? Who scores more points? Me!”

"fReE WeBInaR LInk iS In mY bIO"

“Jack you’re feisty, I like you.” Hahaha

face bark, bark face whatever is from family guy!!!! lmaoooo he is entertaining though!!

This whole comedian thing is a Cover - He just needed a reason to flex with his suit and Rolex Submariner on us. 😂

@agtv_media

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted a close up of the watch, real talk

@JuuChan

3 жыл бұрын

@@agtv_media for real tho, i was waiting for a second in the video where the watch was at least decently visible, just so i could check, which one it is. Prette sure, its a Submariner. (or a fake one)

Instagram bio tag is a must

"Listen I wanna make sure you're prepared for your future you got a few minutes to sit down" lmfaooooo 😭

The credit card one took me out 😂😂😂 I HAVE TOO MANY AND I’LL CALL YOU BACK MOM

"I do cashback not call back." LMAOOOO

I love your videos thank you for posting!

He is so spot on...

“Black, obsidian, walnut card!” 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like he put the outfit on first then just started filming 😆

Make sure you don't start seeing yourself through the eyes of those who don't value you. Know your worth even if they don't.

@Gladiva19

3 жыл бұрын

That's some instagram motivation weird account post with a creepy picture of the joker in the background

"walnut" killed me

I hardly tire of satire!

Trey: You know what animal eats a shark?! *Japan has entered the chat.*

We've all known a guy like this!!! Hahahhaaha

Staring at shark tank as if it actually teaches you how to run a business hahahahaha too good

“…WORDS” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

This is like Ryan on steroids

He probably wanted to use this suit so he made this video.

@kagaria

3 жыл бұрын

He bought this for the video.

The Tesla part LOL🤣

@1:35 lmfao at networking but not remembering anyone