Pew pew pew pew pew pew Will be the noise your wiener makes after clicking here : www.patreon.com/majorkill

@jakubreliga2549

3 жыл бұрын

Hey boss

@halothedickus9700

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa Majorkill you were right I did go pew pew with my weiner

@onesalamanderspacemarine707

3 жыл бұрын

Well, they're imperial guns. So...BOOM BOOM BOOM!

@nicholasjonas2505

3 жыл бұрын

Hey MajorKill, can you explain psyker powers?

@Kevin-sq1hh

3 жыл бұрын

Give my dragon ogre video yes yes

"Don't question it, just enjoy it" - MajorKill, Avatar of Slaneesh, 2021

@kalebb1226

3 жыл бұрын

MajorKill vs Fulgrim Who f@cks harder

@zekehollier1086

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalebb1226my bets on fulgrim

@trashman6354

3 жыл бұрын

dwarf majorkill probably fucks gentle and with abit more love

@J0hnHenrySNEEDen

3 жыл бұрын

I'll bet my left testicle and pinky finger on the australian hercules

@Jaegerrants

3 жыл бұрын

yeah I'll side with the aussie, he has more balls than fulgrims deamon form.

"whoever scoffs at lasguns hasn't been shot at by 500 of them." -Some World Eater

@midgetydeath

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it was charged across a field against a hundred of them. And considering how many Guardsmen there are it'd be more like a million guys shooting at just you. In hindsight, it's weird that Chaos Marines stand any chance at all against the Guard. Tanks are very effective against the Marines, so is artillery and heavy weapons. The Guard is basically a giant ocean of these things crashing upon your face.

@TITAN_101

3 жыл бұрын

​@@nedsteven4622 I'd buy that idea At lest on the tabletop Guard can win vs Astartes/other armies if played well, just takes having target prioritization (which I think everyone learns at some point when playing) & skill vs the target... even if its obvious some models are OP on purpose making a true win hard (at lest you can go for a "pyrrhic" win in those cases)

@abysswatcher9172

3 жыл бұрын

@@midgetydeath Tbf the quality of Guardsmen can vary a lot and I'd guess an open field with no terrain features or anything to use as cover isn't super common.

@informationyes

3 жыл бұрын

And that was the small scout squad they sent out

@jefferycrouch4396

3 жыл бұрын

@@informationyes is that you?

Imagine being in the year 40000 and having all these creative ways to die, chain swords demons, warp lighting, and then getting shot by a glock

@robertnelson9599

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like how I would die.

@nickbilske8140

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like the underhive

@TheMsdos25

Жыл бұрын

Or even worse.....A Hi-Point

@jonathanglock390

8 ай бұрын

Get dropped by a 1911. "Muh 14 world wars"-some space boomer

The imperium armory in a nutshell: “WHAT! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SUSTAINED EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE!”

@axios4702

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure all veteran guardsmen are half (if not completely) deaf.

@ProjectEkerTest33

3 жыл бұрын

@@axios4702 Thank the Emperor the Mechanicum can provide synthetic eardrums

@Cpt.Str4ng3

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@trevordenver9877

2 жыл бұрын

The imperium faces advanced alien technology and demonic forces, but nothing beats big gun and stubborn man

@_Eternos

2 жыл бұрын

you've explained the orks AND the imperium in one line. Good job

Lesson learned, if the target does not end up a sludge, then the gun needs more *G I R T H*

Now I am just thinking how it would feel to be hit by a actual microwave at 50mph

@tamago3131992

3 жыл бұрын

if you got hit to the head, probably instant death and you wouldn't feel a thing

@dantauche7917

3 жыл бұрын

Quite pleasant actually

@MrThatpersonthatguy

3 жыл бұрын

I think if you get hit by anything that isnt fluffy at 50 mph it would suck

@Cpt.Str4ng3

3 жыл бұрын

Well not hard to pull off, just use a microwave like a morning star while its plugged in.

@GMorgan84

3 жыл бұрын

The crazy thing is if you created a schematic for a microwave trebuchet and poured a little coffee on it so it looks old the Mechanicum would probably spend 200 years mass producing it before they figured out it is shit.

"There is a gun for every situation " Sounds like Americans to me

@CaiLeonas

3 жыл бұрын

Am American, can confirm this is true.

@emulation2369

3 жыл бұрын

A gun to take a poop is the best

@numnaut1314

3 жыл бұрын

I use my shotgun to shoot flies out of the air.

@catgodkain2293

3 жыл бұрын

I use my flamethrower to heat up jiffypop popcorn

@Matt_of_the_mountains

3 жыл бұрын

@@numnaut1314 I do actually have a shotgun that shoots table salt that I use for flies. It's called the Bug-a-salt.

Its only a matter of time before Majorkill gets especially cooked in the head and makes “Every Space Marine Chapter”

@jordanries6761

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes do it 🤣

@hgikhjkm7893

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine him doing it in 20 mins

@Revenent666

3 жыл бұрын

That would be a looooong video.

@inquisitorthornside3p494

3 жыл бұрын

No because "We don't talk about them" legions

@crispylizard8295

3 жыл бұрын

lol even gw can't name every space marine chapter they've revealed

something I love it that Lasguns are actually really powerful, It's just the stuff they're expected to kill is stupid op.

@custink22

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, same here.

@minatiroy3738

Жыл бұрын

I like to call them"the space ak47" not impressive but still can kill you

@evanbelisle8464

4 ай бұрын

I love that you can charge the battery by leaving it on the sun or heating it up in a fire.

“Bolters can only be used by space marines and nuns with guns”. Are catachans a joke to you

@noisemarine4246

3 жыл бұрын

@@Julian-cn1ey the tabletop does not match the lore,... Everybody knows that. This is obviously a lore channel, not a tabletop channel. I'm pretty sure he has made that clear many times. 40k lore just isn't that consistent fren.

@somethinglikethat2176

3 жыл бұрын

Eisenhorn has and uses one for a little bit too.

@lesROKnoobz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Julian-cn1ey then you'll hate the Astartes videos. Nothing but bolters blowing everything and everyone to smithereens

@Madjo-qj2ge

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody in Catachan can carry Bolter Except Sgt. Harker

@thomas4092

3 жыл бұрын

Catachan is space Australia.

8:34. Ah,the famous AK 40k. It's design was retrieved from an STC buried in abandoned forge the ancient land of Russia and China on holy Terra.

@eraldidisho4325

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not lmao

@minhducnguyen674

3 жыл бұрын

@@eraldidisho4325 40k itself is both trolling and serious. But I'm serious in this case. Mechanically, the AK is quite simple, so simple that had been adopted into many others platforms from LMGs to snipers. And because writers can't have unlimited imagination, they take inspiration from our world. You can see peoples in 40k know our modern day famous quotes and books. The degisn of the AK is so prolific that you can even download it from the internet. With so many copies scattered across the globe, some are bound to survive into 40k. And it's totally logical for people in 40k to adopt the AK design. They hold ancient men knowledge in high regard, except for AI tech. And because the bolt rounds can be fired from any firearms just like normal bullets of the same caliber. In short, you can easily make an AK that fires bolt rounds, it's prolific so some copies of the design will make it to 40k. And because the mechanicus love ancient knowledge and the AK has proven itself to be a well designed weapons even in our time, they won't question the wisdom of techpriest Mikhail Kalashnikov. AK 40k shouldn't be something impossible to exist.

@ChaplainPhantasm

2 жыл бұрын

@@minhducnguyen674 Everybody gangsta till a Hive Ganger shouts "EBANY V ROT!!"

@f.e.areproduce5298

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes some AK 47 legacy.

@user-iw6ly5xd7v

Жыл бұрын

@@minhducnguyen674 bolt rounds are just 750 nitro express and 700 nitro express rounds with an explosive tip.

The WALL OF GUNS - Corvus 2020

@voidstrider801

3 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong.

1:41 Flamer 3:08 Lasgun 4:35 Hellgun 5:10 Meltagun 6:05 Plasmagun 6:51 Grav-gun 7:38 Missile Launcher 7:46 Assault Cannon 8:04 AutoCannon 8:21 Autogun 8:43 Bolter 9:25 Exidus Pistol 9:45 Exidus Rifle 10:06 Heavy Stubber 10:25 Reaper Autocannon 10:42 Ripper Gun 11:08 Shotgun 11:40 Needler 12:03 Conversion Beamer 12:12 Neural Shredder 12:29 Webbergun

@Foodtube407

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

@StephenxTehxLefty

2 жыл бұрын

Doing The Emperor's work

“40K used to arrest criminals” Inquisition: hold my beer

"You can never 'ave enuff dakka!" -The orks probably

“Having a lack of graphic sex scenes” You mean W40k without Ian Watson

@Madjo-qj2ge

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes Ian Watson Champion of Slaneesh

@financialproblems9308

3 жыл бұрын

Boy: *gussy*

@qliphalpuzzle5453

3 жыл бұрын

@@financialproblems9308 exactly

@commissarkruber7205

2 жыл бұрын

@@financialproblems9308 dorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

"superficial and likely unhealth ego" who would have thought that majorkill already has the most basic aspect of being a Primarch.

@MR.LMR1996

3 жыл бұрын

He's the missing 11th Primarch

@tjb_6203

3 жыл бұрын

@@MR.LMR1996 You mean 21st?

@leafcultist

2 жыл бұрын

@@MR.LMR1996 Or maybe he's the 2nd

@PunishedVenomDrake

Жыл бұрын

@@leafcultist Nah, he's just Alpharius disguised as a typical modern Australian.

Majorkill content by 2057: Every sort of toothpaste used in the 40k universe EXPLAINED by an Australian

I’m old enough to remember when GW released their first box of plastic guardsmen and there was the guy who lugged around a Lascannon on his shoulder.

BROTHER, GET THE HEAVY FLAMER!

@MrThatpersonthatguy

3 жыл бұрын

YES, THE HEAVY. FLAMER.

Let’s go also please do this vid on Xenos guns too

@anungunrama9344

3 жыл бұрын

He's not going to

@mechzilla569

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@dantauche7917

3 жыл бұрын

That would be way too many. Bad idea

@hg1651

3 жыл бұрын

Hey dorks up top... he literally did a video of green swamp monster vs Sm. Stfu.

@Dillpickle1997

3 жыл бұрын

HERESY But... Also yes

"The opposite of the friendship cannon is the assault cannon." Major kill 2021 Hahaha this, this is why I love majorkill

One thing that's somewhat popular that you forgot is the Storm Bolter. Just strap two modified bolters together and boom! You get a bolter that shred anything in a 10 ft radius to pieces and expend your ammo in a matter of seconds! Twice the fire rate, twice the fun!

To quote the Team Fortress 2 Engineer. "The solution.. Is a gun. If that doesnt work ? Use more guns!"

“Oh so you like the Imperium? Name every Imperial gun.” Majorkill: *DEEP BREATH*

"It sounds dumb and it is dumb, but this is 40k"

The hand flamer actually sounds like a good weapon for imperial guardsman, who generally suck at melee fighting. Just give this pistol to the whole team and when an enemy like tyrannids reaper get too close whip that thing out and make a wall of fire. I know what you think "well now the tyranid is running at the poor guardsmen AND is on fire", but really if a tyrannid reaper can get so close to hit a guardsman then it makes zero difference, the guardsman is DEAD, but at least the nid would hopefully burn too quickly or be too much stunned by the heat to get close, or die shortly after and become a burned carcass useless for biomass recovery.

Aight, my dude. Not gonna lie, you missed a LOT in this one. A lot of pretty simple ones too

@djay1012

3 жыл бұрын

Part 2 coming soon hopefully?

@datrickster8674

2 жыл бұрын

Mate, he was hung over lol

@dalaminaubis7822

2 жыл бұрын

The Storm Bolter though? The Psycannon? The Animus Speculum?

@Pulang_Diwa

2 жыл бұрын

Hate to be that guy but this video is for people who want to get a general idea of WH40K weapons. Pretty obvious in his non-serious approach of the video. If you know the entirety of WH40K weapons then you wouldn't need these kinds of videos.

@confusedturtle55

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pulang_Diwa storm bolter tho. Just say it's 2 bolters stuck together

Didn’t talk about volkite guns, or even that gun that the custodes have where they will literally start a war back in the unification wars just to get it

@lewisfell2714

3 жыл бұрын

The bolter strapped onto a stick?

@Callsign_Bear

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewisfell2714 *taped*

@GMorgan84

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewisfell2714 It has a blade at the front as well. Basically a bolterspear

@thomas19406

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewisfell2714 Adrathic weapons. Disintegration rays

@alexyoblick

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean the Guardian Spear?

5:20 GW scribbling down notes for a new Primaris unit, the Incestors

@timothywillox8564

3 жыл бұрын

No....more....Primaris. Please God no

*Bolter only usable by space marines and sisters of battle* *Sad Stonetooth Harker noises*

I'm not the only one who switches from porn to Majorkill as soon as he uploads, right?

@pauln2661

3 жыл бұрын

We wash our hands first. Try doing that too.

@russell9378

3 жыл бұрын

@@pauln2661 I just lick my hands

@candycanessongs

3 жыл бұрын

Only to finish.

@ur-didact1991

3 жыл бұрын

@@russell9378 SLAANESHIIII DEEEEMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNN

@russell9378

3 жыл бұрын

@@ur-didact1991 its a boy tho

Never could I have forseen being this early

@VAArtemchuk

3 жыл бұрын

I've never been this early since M2

@wertaiman4216

3 жыл бұрын

Or could you?

@2based783

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly maybe I did see. Maybe I didnt. Who knows?

@2based783

3 жыл бұрын

Slience, material

"Why use holy water, if you can use holy fire" -majorkill 2021 xD

I'd point out autocannons sadly lack the lovely explosive ending of bolters. Thankfully, their size and fire rate are enough to keep them relevant - even those gosh darned Chaos Terminators will field the things!

Imagine if we got Sniper Elite but 40K...

@rbwbr

3 жыл бұрын

There's actually even a better idea to have a game something like "Warhammer 40k Assasinorum" To have 4 major assassins in one game. Tha whould be sooo cool. Imagine that completely different gameplay

@tau-5794

3 жыл бұрын

Vindicare level- Sniper Elite Callidus level- Metal Gear Eversor level- Doom Culexus level- Idk Splinter Cell or something Venenum level- Plague Inc. Vanus level- Watch_Dogs Maerorus level- Prototype

please do a video on the *pulsing, meaty girth* of the Tyranid warforms and their weapon-organs

@saipranavpalla1467

2 жыл бұрын

Living guns

A plasma gun kinda makes a "Szzchbloww" noise

@russell9378

3 жыл бұрын

Just play halo

12:02 unironically made me laugh

Fun random fact, lasguns make a "snap, crack" noise according to the books of the horus heresy

Can you cover ork clans and their differences e.g goffs, deathskulls etc

As a red blooded American I approve this video!

@timothywillox8564

3 жыл бұрын

We need a lift on the assault bolter bans

@richieriversiii354

3 жыл бұрын

Lift phosphex ban

@dantauche7917

3 жыл бұрын

Lift virus bomb ban

@kalebb1226

3 жыл бұрын

USE MORE GUN!

@somethinglikethat2176

3 жыл бұрын

@@timothywillox8564 the only thing that can stop a warp powered bad guy with a bolter is a good guy with a bolter.

When you forget about volkite

@rbwbr

3 жыл бұрын

And all admech stuff, like cancer carbines

@LEGEND-is8tz

3 жыл бұрын

I say Plasma + melta

@LEGEND-is8tz

3 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Beattie what army do you play

@LEGEND-is8tz

3 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Beattie ah cool

@LEGEND-is8tz

3 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Beattie lol

MK, you should read the Lord of the First primarch novel. There is a tour of the Dreadwing's secret armory in the Invincible Reason that has some insane weaponry. Can't help but wonder if some of those relics survived to the current setting.

Missed the storm bolter, scout pattern bolter, and jakero digital lasers, kudos on getting the grav gun and conversion beamer though - I thought you would miss them. I think theres likely a whole bunch of others you missed too(despite the caveat of 'a bunch of modern day gun equivalents', but those ones were the first to mind.

Therapist: so are you insecure or egotistic? Majorkill: yes

I want a friendship cannon irl.....

@somethinglikethat2176

3 жыл бұрын

I know just the Primarch for the job.

2:31 The Sororitas - Nuns With Guns

@anthonylamonica8301

3 жыл бұрын

Too mainstream. Armor my nun with scraps of parchment containing holy litanies, and give her an Eviscerator.

@midgetydeath

3 жыл бұрын

Bolter Bitches.

Now that we're almost there, time to unsuvscribe from OMS and 40K theories to inflate majors ego. The long con is at an end

@spassgost1762

3 жыл бұрын

>being subscribed to OMS in the first place

@nategarrett8058

3 жыл бұрын

@@spassgost1762 >using green text arrows while pretending to be a real human being >you aren't allowed within 500 yards of schools, churches, playgrounds, or day care >yfw

the lasgun to me is a flashlight attachment to my bayonet

@danielpratt1970

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a kriegsman

"Exodus gun named for... Well... You see when you get shot your soul leaves your body" - I couldn't agree more 😂

Luetin is great to listen to while you're doing chores in the house and listening to stories. Majorkill is the best to listen to when you need to laugh and you're just vibing. I just found this channel earlier this week and it cured my depression lol

Fun fact: promethium is an actual element! It’s almost useless!

You didn't include the infernus heavy bolter... My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Like, come on, it is sooo 40k. A heavy flamer stuck to a heavy bolter!

Please do more videos like this for the various guns and melee weapons of the factions. It’s great

Love this lore, go into this 2 and a half years ago still so much to learn

12:08: so if someone used it against Fulgrim, he'll finally become as manly as Leman Russ?

@19kp.

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm

Nice! Can we get an "every imperial military force explained" video? There are tons of institutions people don't talk about often, like sisters Sabine (green berets in space), secutarii etc that would make for good listening!

Ah yes the Friendship cannon, Crafted by Vulkan himself upon swearing allegiance to his holy father our Emperor. It was capable of firing 500 hyperbaric needles a minute, each filled with a potent yet non-toxic mix of chemicals that not only would heal any struck by them, but make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside as if they had been embraced by Vulkan himself in the Emperor's light.

For the Heavy Stubber, I recall it being inspired by the M2 Browning, a .50 cal machine gun that is still in use today.

Not bad. Pretty accurate! You did, unfortunately, miss probably the GREATEST man-portable firearms ever fielded by the Imperium of Man: Volkite Weapons! Not sure if you've covered those in a previous video that I managed to miss, but they are definitely worth a mention.

Maybe one of these days you'll be invited to voice a character in If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device.

"...we have the bolter, only usable by space marines and sisters of battle." Seargant Harker ceases to exist.

5:25 You might be hungover, but you still put a smile on my face, cheers mate.

Comparing the autocannon to light machinegun? It is WAY too large to be a heavy machinegun, let alone a light one. No, i think the best real world equivalent to the autocannon is the autocannon.

You really are a big kid, your saving grace is my sons love your vids, I get texts to watch your vids when they pop up, oh and hysterical laughter from my boys, so good on ya, keep that shit up :)

Timmy is just Majorkill after getting shot with a Neural shredder and being sent back in time due to warp shenanigans.

So the neural shredder basically turns you into Timmy?

Lasgun: the nerd who gets bullied in his house, in school, in high school and even in the job.

Haha You've earned my subscription thanks to those gun sound effects.

3:44 ok that knife looks awesome

1:23 "Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

5:07 Imperial Guard Waifu detected.

This was awsome man, would love to a video on eldar weapons 😁😁

I think you've forgot the plasma cannon, but that's just details. Cool vid Major, i just wish Imperium would also have Railguns ....oh just think about Terminators armed with ....ChemRail Autocannons... it would really make some pew pew pew pew pew pew! :D

What about voltkite weapons?

Even in the 41st millennium those old Brens are still going!

It would be hilarious to hear you explain all the Tyranid bio weapons.

Gf: "You don't need to worry about him baby, he's a flamer" Bf: "Oh, okay cool" Gf: "a HEAVY flamer" Bf: "NOOOOOOOOO"

You've been listening to your comments section again,haven't you: noiyce...

FOR MAJOR KILLS EGO!

@somethinglikethat2176

3 жыл бұрын

It will become it's own Chaos God if he gets near Luton.

@snaplordmeep6748

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the plan

This is my 18. Birthday and I'm drunk as shit as well also im German as well...but now comes the real deal watching your videos being drunk is even more fun than being sober. Major Kill you are lit and I don't know what the hell pistol is... 😅

I’m pretty sure the heavy stubber is basically just an M2 (a US .50 cal machine gun) or a DShK (a Russian .50 cal machine gun) so yes definitely outdated in 40k but it’s a .50 cal machine gun or bigger so of course it still fucks

"Every gun in the impirum" Dude skipped all of the adeptus mechanics weapons... like all of them, and a bunch more like he skipped a good 1/3 of the weapons

The auto cannon would be classified as a heavy machine gun.

@DetectiveLance

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's an auto cannon, we have real life auto cannons with explosive 20mm shells. Imperial ACs are the same thing but 40k size

@slyllamademon2652

3 жыл бұрын

@@DetectiveLance good point, however it’s not used as a vehicle mounted weapon it’s used as a static machine gun.

@DetectiveLance

3 жыл бұрын

@@slyllamademon2652 Anti-Armor emplacement, it's classified as mobile light artillery.

Your script gets funnier with every video 🤣🤣🤣 good effort buddy 😁

8:53 I lost my shit. Good stuff MajorKill

Why Did you Delete my Comment Majorkill?

Day 108 of asking for my Dragon Ogre video

Great video, ork dakka next please

Hand to hand weapons time next I guess. Power axe ftw!

“Brother get the flamer, the heavy flamer” -Therussianbsdger

Imagine having a laspistol irl. No need to reload in combat, trigger finger happy, can blow off limbs and you can carry it in pocket, well big pocket. Freaking op.

@custink22

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, i want one and a standard lasgun... And probably a heavy bolter attached to my car, cuz to hell with traffic.

i love the creative ways of use u find for most of these weapons >_< absolute blast to watch! definitly earned a sub from me ^^

14 hour day at work it’s nice to come home and have a laugh thanks.

Thanks for putting me onto OMS, cheers mate from New Zealand.

“These huge guns of unbelievable caliber” The imperium: yeah I get they are pretty much portable howitzers but better but no stock

you had me at gun (Also @6:10 they probably CHOOM things)

actual best warhammer channel. Im sorry but other channels are so plain compared to majorkill. Every video has fking flavor. Gj my guy