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@revandb3438

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows the almost naked custodians are residents of the banana cabana

@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd

2 жыл бұрын

Kitten: This is all canon and I approve

@dudeboydudeboy-zj8kd

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Majorkill, will resume your fixing the end times vids?

@andreasghazal5026

2 жыл бұрын

this is more than i hoped for!!! omg yes i love custodes. Thanks a lot for this video. can you please tell me where you get the custodes spear/helmet from

@eztvlight1202

2 жыл бұрын

Babe quit splitting your hair. Try a sidewipe version

Custodian: the premuim player in a free-to-play game

@chthulu27

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@guyfieri148

2 жыл бұрын

Nah that's the emps, he bought the battlepass

@HinokasArabfan1

2 жыл бұрын

And he is a kraken.

@iambumbo7534

2 жыл бұрын

@@guyfieri148 emp is the kid with an uncle that works for the companny while the custoes are his friends

@tumage8592

2 жыл бұрын

who is also in the esl

My favorite unit is the unit himself, Santodes.

@Tired-Merc

2 жыл бұрын

Marsey bois

@Butter_Warrior99

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tired-Merc, BIONIC BABIES.

@rexlumontad5644

2 жыл бұрын

@@Butter_Warrior99 HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!

@weldonwin

2 жыл бұрын

@@rexlumontad5644 Never use that inflection on the word "Daddies" EVER again...

@bocholotthethird3159

2 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin Ahem : HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!

Funny how this video could have just been the words: 'Awesome' and 'GLORIOUS' on repeat.

@charleshalcomb5638

2 жыл бұрын

And "Manscaped good."

@badasscustodes1697

Жыл бұрын

To be fair its him rephrasing GLORIOUS and Awesome several hundred times

Wearing A Black Gold Trimmed Allurus Terminator Armor is just as erogonous as wearing nothing at all -Lockwarden AKA Humongous Terminator Daddy

@blacktemplarchaplainmarius42

2 жыл бұрын

"This is fair." - Brother Santodes the Fabulous Flex Dreadnought

@thecommentguy9380

2 жыл бұрын

@@blacktemplarchaplainmarius42 the flexnought

@noctier9385

2 жыл бұрын

HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES -Deep apologies, was impossible for me not to

@theblueneko677

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecommentguy9380 the chillnaught B)

@Memelord1117

2 жыл бұрын

@@noctier9385 Magnus: ):(

Deeply missing you, brother Captain General Kitten.

@noahbachfrandsen1533

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't he die?

@bumblebot2458

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahbachfrandsen1533 don't remind me.

@noahbachfrandsen1533

2 жыл бұрын

@@bumblebot2458 it's okay. I miss em too

@ScreentimeNOR

2 жыл бұрын

SPOILER: When and if Alfabusa picks up the series again, the shield-host will reach the Noctis Labyrinth, Kitten will be revived with the proteus protocol, albeit with some brainrot. Kitten will then finally return to terra, but not before he must play a hand of **Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker** against the void dragon

@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScreentimeNOR *_REAL SHIT???_*

I like the idea of Aqualian Shields, they have such good potential for a good story. Just strap one with an imperial guard, and you will see some good shit.

@sifthead7720

2 жыл бұрын

I want a story about aqualian shield trying to protect a krieger

@giuseppe9653

2 жыл бұрын

I think i have heard that idea before somewhere else..

@highdie84

2 жыл бұрын

@@giuseppe9653 Wait really? I am relatively new to the 40k lore community, so if you have that would be great!

@giuseppe9653

2 жыл бұрын

@@highdie84 i actually heard it on a Podcast, Adeptus ridiculous, basically lore and memes from 2 big and lovely dumbasses

@cromulom2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@sifthead7720 even a custode couldn't stop a determined sand bag

"Golden pigeons of death" my favourite quote so far XD

@LocalHeretic-ck1kd

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

Every time anyone makes a video of custodies and how glorious and crazy strong they are all I think about is kitten. God I miss TTS

@canthurtcr8t503

2 жыл бұрын

Wait ur majorkill actual 1%?

@bunny12331

2 жыл бұрын

@@canthurtcr8t503 Yes and I endlessly appreciate his intro ❤️

@URKCEHinoSuu

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! Are you that one lady Major always talks about?! Glad to meet you. 😄 I'd say you're like an Easter egg for me, since I always hear from Major about you, but never see you as well 🤣

@maddamame

2 жыл бұрын

Nuuuuuuuu.

@bunny12331

2 жыл бұрын

@@URKCEHinoSuu Thankyou! Turns out he’s not just talking about his eldar Waifu pillow when he mentions chicks watching his channel

I love the golden bois. The Valerian novels are so good. It shows how much above normal humans they are. They just don't have anger or most feelings at all. They just do their job.

Imagine the tau thinking it’s a smart idea to run and fly up only for these guys to sweep out of nowhere into your ranks causing untold havoc

Reasons I watch Majorkill: 1) The humor 2) The lore is presented in an easy to understand way 3) Not Timmy 4) The man may be the only Warhammer content creator deadlifting 385 lbs (175 kgs)

@Janovich

2 жыл бұрын

I shall prove #4 false

@nanako2924

2 жыл бұрын

There’s Deadlifting for the Dark Gods, in regards to #4.

@bondbond8260

2 жыл бұрын

He's the fifth Chaos God of deadlifting

@kylemahan9145

2 жыл бұрын

Hell I'd day number 4 would be the only Warhammer content creator who lifts

@uhzik40k77

2 жыл бұрын

Arch can bench even more

Always a pleasure to be part of the 1 hour gang. Whenever possible.

@cbtenthusiast7133

2 жыл бұрын

THE FASTEST HAND IN THE WEST

@rowan3269

2 жыл бұрын

woo, JUST got in the 1st hour 😎

@cbtenthusiast7133

2 жыл бұрын

@@rowan3269 first hour gang

@withoutthehihatehappiness413

2 жыл бұрын

YES FASTEST DI- I MEAN HAND IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE

@muzanjackson8827

2 жыл бұрын

im in 2nd hour gang, but I wasn't rlly waiting for a vid. Still good? (saw this comment when I rewatched)

If you're not a Custard fan yet i have one thing to say: "Santodes, convince them!"

@tomyrody4412

2 жыл бұрын

INTERNETY BOIS

@Grayvyboat

2 жыл бұрын

Man I sure do love custard

@Ddnmddnn

Жыл бұрын

ACCESS GRANTED

MajorKill's left arm is like Karn's buff as shit arm due to the Golden Bananas

@adastial2104

2 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah that's accurate for all custodes players and fanboys

You got me into 40k majorkill. Thanks bro, you make learning easy

Literally said “he should get the whole custode gaggle fuck” 20 seconds in says he got a grand worth. Bruh i am actually a time traveler

I literally throw my hands up, when Majorkill mentions even a part of his WH hentai collection. I'm not into it, I'm just celebrating his joy OF it.

@TeamOneDay

2 жыл бұрын

It's heresy, unless it's the Emperor.

@TeamOneDay

2 жыл бұрын

@Charlemagnesleftboot The Emperor Protects!

@TeamOneDay

2 жыл бұрын

@Charlemagnesleftboot Also known as the Shadow of the Warp.

@ScreentimeNOR

2 жыл бұрын

Those lobster wench daemonettes thoug, *sheeeeeeeeesh*

Damn year by year you improve that's why we love you mate, No homo.

@vinnylatoria4478

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe a little since this is the custodes video

@runkurgan

2 жыл бұрын

On a scale of 1-10 I'm about 1.5 into Warhammer but still watch this guy because he's so entertaining. Still nohomo.

@collinb.8542

2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp looks badass Knight Trooper what is that?

@Knight_Trooper

2 жыл бұрын

@@collinb.8542 Fan art Roboute Guilliman mixed with Halo fan art helmet.

@collinb.8542

2 жыл бұрын

@@Knight_Trooper aah okay thanks.

What about the Ephoroi Custodes? They are the assassins and take part of covert operations. And yes please make more custodes work, love the passion in your videos!

By the way majorkill you forgot about the venerable contemptor dreadnought, the galatus dreadnought, the ares gunship, and the Orion assault dropship.

If we got a 40k custodian spy novel my life would be complete.

@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552

Жыл бұрын

Halo sucks

"Golden Pigeons of Death" thank you major kill for another band name. Seriously dude, brilliant lore video as always.

Achillus btw is pronounced similar to the greek hero and that tendon in the back of your ankle. So more a kill not a chill

@wpjohn91

2 жыл бұрын

So there is no C or K sound in the Greek Achilles?

@pnp072000

2 жыл бұрын

@@wpjohn91 There was in Ancient Greek, this guy is probably from modern day Greece. It was an aspirated k sound, but in modern Greek, it's an h sound. That's why they write xaxaxa for hahaha, but ancient Greek is a different beast than modern or koine Greek.

@MrFallenone

2 жыл бұрын

In a world where latin is a dead language people thinking that modern greek is anything like the ancient greek are hillarously mistaken.

@pelasgus

2 жыл бұрын

Modern greek is indeed quite different from ancient greek but anyone that finished high school in greek can understand the gist of it. But you are right, thats why katharevousa(pure), another version of greek was created after the original reformation of the state after the events of 1821, which is/was a lot more closer to the ancient greek except the pronunciation; however, this version is still used in a scholaristic/archaic/literary or posh setting. I am saying this having studied classical languages in depth(latin and ancient greek) as well as being a native speaker of the language.

@hillehai

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the guy doesn’t seem able to pronounce even the most obvious of words.

HELL YA!! Custodes are the army I wanna build so this just lit the fire under my ass to quit procrastinating and start putting some models together so I can paint!!! Thanks dewd love the content!!!

Okay now I’m thinking of doing a 40K ttrpg with Custodes characters.

If I weren't a Thousand Sons player I'd probably be playing the Custodes

@vinnylatoria4478

2 жыл бұрын

Dude same. They’re both excellent factions

@JohnShepherd117

2 жыл бұрын

I’m actually thinking about getting the thousand sons tell me how hard are they to paint?

@alanolex3962

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnShepherd117 IMO not very hard, but I have a desk mounted magnifying glass with a built in light (thanks Dad). My advice is to have your base coat be whatever your trim is gonna be and then fill on the blue (or substitute) from there. Hardest part for me is the bands on the headcrest, no idea how people get those so neat

@JohnShepherd117

2 жыл бұрын

@@alanolex3962 alright thanks The thousand suns are my favourite chaos astartes faction and Magnus being my favourite primarch but I haven’t really played them because of money issues and I was buying necrons and Tau when I first started but then 3D printing became a thing

@Anticlimaxers

2 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

I was half expecting a mention of Kitten somewhere in the video. By the Emperor I miss TTS. Awesome video Major, the goldie boys are awesome.

A grand of custodes?! Jesus, that's like 4 models

Please keep uploading custodian content they're the most interesting faction

@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552

Жыл бұрын

Haha Gal Vorbak

The idea of a Custodes Pigeon clucking around a heretic strategy table ... Sounds a little dubious Major

Just reading the heresy books, the Custodian guards use Displacement fields to make themselves look different, they did this in looking for a spy on Terra during the heresy. And I guess they till have this as only the best for the custodi.

"I just spent like a grand for Custodes models" That's in dollarydoos, so like, $20?

@mumblez7712

2 жыл бұрын

Unironicly? Probly about $300-350 USD

I always tought that the Terminator armor is the best platform for a space marine to use heavy weapons: a space marine is ofter required to execute boarding actions or fight in CQC to the point that often they have to switch to melee combat, so it is pretty fair to assume that weapons too heavy (like the heavy bolter) are problematic. For example the devastators are not that good of a concept: if you want a heavt weapon in a static position you could use the imperial guards heavy weapons teams and save a lot in terms of resources needed to create a genetic super soldier. If instead you need a heavy weapon and you still need the soldier to move easilly and not be over encoumbered in CQC then the Terminator armor is perfect, because it can literally mount a heavy weapon in one arm and has a completely free hand for melee combat. In other words i'd put one/two terminator armor in every tactical marine team with the role of heavy weapons carrier and give them a plasma cannon or a multi melta or an assault cannon.

@littlejohn8435

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe because it is cheaper to have a heavy weapons team rather than a terminator in a tactical squad.

@ultramarinescaptain3840

2 жыл бұрын

I concur. I play a custom successor chapter of Space Wolves, who always have at least one six man team of Long Fangs. The problem with them is that they need to be static, any movement, and no shots will hit. So having a unit like Terminators and Dreads using heavy weapons with no penalty is great, and allows better use of units. However most of my terminators are melee only, but I do love having long fangs, as there a cheaper alternative to heavy weapon terminator teams. Guess it depends on your needs.

Oh god, thinking about Blood Ravens making devious licks should be a meme lol.

Major, you should next do a video on every kind of weapon that the Custodes use

My love for the Custodes started when I played Horus Heresy Legions and met Arascid Nassau. His name was so badass and I liked their deck gimmicks that I wanted to grab me some Custodes minis to paint. I loved them even more after I watched TTS.

Aquilan armor is so sick. As far as look it's my favorite custodes armor other than maybe that terminator armor. The black is just too badass and it reminds me of Aquillon. Even if Aquillon is kind of a sad story and his death of losing his head with his spine still attached when his mate ripped it off is super sad. Goes to show you can't trust a word bearer! Even if he's a cool one like Argel Tal.

I just made my own from the indominus boxes I had 😂 . Got a few terminators and a broken forge world tank in the box....a few black market models later....I got about 4k worth of Custodes.

I feel like you could've said something cool about the Galactus dreadnought.

1:24 Major just unknowingly just references Komi san, and Nero Claudius.

@D4rkn3ss2000

2 жыл бұрын

- I want to see the God-emperor of mankind: *shows a picture of the Emperor in all his Great Crusade glory* - I mean, the true God-emperor of mankind: *shows a picture of the mortally-wounded body of the Emperor sitting on the golden throne* - I said the TRUE God-emperor of mankind: *shows a picture of Komi-san clad in the Big E's golden armor* - Perfection.

@midnighteclipsed2738

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, what? I never realized lel

@greentomato1993

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah bro

The mere thought of a Custodes dreadnought is absolutely terrifying.

A Chad making a video about golden Chad's. Keep up the good work majorkill

Bruh The Custodes from TTS you added in the End fit that Role Perfectly

Santodes is the best looking Dreadnought

Fun Latin Fact: Venatari is the plural of Venator which means hunter in Latin. On the mention of hunters, I am working on a "Space marine" mod for Bloodborne (DLC Required)

We are all equal, but some more equal than others.

I enjoyed this. I hope you keep this level of quality up, mate. I'll see you next video.

10:50 And this is the day i notice Karstodes have the Big E face as a tatoo

Just a quick Question, what is the other unit called which protects the empereror like therer are the custodians but another group protects the outer palace isnt that like that?

@TheTribunate

2 жыл бұрын

The Lucifer Blacks are known for being the Palace's outer defence force.

@mrnord4096

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTribunate thank you

@ultramarinescaptain3840

2 жыл бұрын

Lucifer Blacks, or the Old Hundred, if your so inclined. There the remnants of all Terran Regiments from the Great Crusade and Horus Heresy. Basically there a Imperial Gaurd Regiment and PDF force for Terra.

"The Perfect 40K KZreadr, Explaining The Perfect Imperial Army, with Perfect Comedy, and Perfect Respect to the Lore!" -Tabby Wolf, a Majorkill Wannabe

Hands down, your channel is brilliant, knowledgeable, informative and funny.. love it…

Just love these guys. It pains me that I depicted every single loyalist and chaos legions (+terminators) in my channel as fallout 4 40k mod, except custodes. One day may be..

i just be chillin erk'd up, smokin n servin watchin all your videos fam keep up the good work

I wonder how much of Custode's spywork is spying on the Space Marine chapters. Being 9 foot tall it would be hard for them to blend into normal society but they could perhaps easily blend into a chapter as a Pramaris marine.

@kennethmana3103

2 жыл бұрын

What if they are disguise as an ogren

Surely the Custodes have some degree of psychic presence manipulation akin to the Primachs, which (iirc) in the case of Horus allowed him to hide in plain sight until he wished his presence to be known, while typically a Primarch's presence would be amplified, that would aid in the role of being an Eye of the Emperor.

I love how happy you are these days good on yah mate

I haven't played 40k since 2nd Edition back in 1997, but have decided to get back into it. Due to how good the Christmas box for Custodes looks, they're going to be my army of choice. Thanks for helping a returning player understand who everyone in my new army is.

I like to think that the custodians guard the Tomb of the god emperor are kind of similar to the Old Guard that guards the Tomb of the Fallen Soldier in Washington DC they both have to be extremely disciplined they're both constantly studying and perfecting their craft I know it's something that is dumb to think about but it is still interesting to think about

How could you forget the pillar men?

All i want in 40k is to see pre painted and not too expensive custodes solar watch, emissaries imperatus, shadow keepers and dreadnaughts

Honestly im pretty sure that its the other way around w/the Dark Souls boss thing. Im pretty sure they got the idea for the two bosses i hate but can never remember the name of from the Custodes.

@bloodangel19

2 жыл бұрын

Ornstein and Smough. Aka A custodian guard and a Telemon dreadnaught

@npswm1314

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloodangel19 Thx. Shows how long its been since i played Dark Souls 1. Lol.

@bloodangel19

2 жыл бұрын

@@npswm1314 same really, i just have a gift for remembering stuff il never really need. Hence why i am into 40k

@V1_Ultrakiller

2 жыл бұрын

Two golden boys protecting a golden deity loved by many humans. Checks out.

Can we get an update video on all your army painting. Love the channel.

Damn... watching this made me miss TTS even more.

@wasterdnb

2 жыл бұрын

What's tts

@darkkira1332

2 жыл бұрын

@@wasterdnb its a short name for a Warhammer 40k parody series called "If the Emperor has Text to Speech". GWs anti parody and fanworks actions caused the maker of saif parody series to shelve it.

@tomyrody4412

2 жыл бұрын

@@wasterdnb its basically 40k abridged and its up there with DBZA and SAOA in terms of quality

Excellent lore video!

If komi-san was empress of mankind chaos would be dead in a gutter.

@mrnord4096

2 жыл бұрын

yeah cause they would have won 5 min. into any war and then came into civil war which destroyed themselfs complelty

@victorhugonunesferreirapin3086

2 жыл бұрын

And the primarchs would be a bunch of lovable mama boys instead of pretentious pricks with ego that matches the Eye of Terror in size

@bradleybrazao6762

2 жыл бұрын

Meant it as more of a joke about her purity radiating in the warp.but sure you guys can take it literaly.

@mugenokami2201

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradleybrazao6762 this is 40k what else did you expect?

@bradleybrazao6762

2 жыл бұрын

@@mugenokami2201 IDK really.... watchers of a man who makes intentionally offensive jokes to have some sort of ability to identify sarcasm.

Nice video, Majorkill! I have an idea for you to make a video. What about a scenario where a space marine or even a custode (or a chaos warrior) would reincarnate in our real world as a regular human (with a strong body, nevertheless but in our standards) and manteining the same mind they have (including the things that they learned) in their 40k lives. How that would be? Imagine they trying to fit in our society, while being the ones who fought in the galaxy with and against things that our human minds cannot even think about. Salute from Brazil!

Love your vids. Never stop being you.

Majorkill i love your custodes video it was awsome

Dude, you make laugh so much. Thank you.

Love this custodes are always welcome

Finally a video worth liking

Absolutely going to start a custodes army soon, but majorkilly

I’m with you on this majorkill our glorious golden banana boys are truly the best

Hey Majorkill, here’s an idea for a future video I thought of recently: Top 5 most badass Space marine Chaplains.

Awesome video. 👍🏻

This video is so good I wish I could like it twice

aaaaah yes the nice ball smelling stuff, truly a great product

I would love to see majorkill’s models kinda like Alfabusa did

That battlefield image of the Custodes makes me terrified more of what it is they're fighting than themselves.

Minute 6:16 is the best piece of content Majorkill has ever produced

Love you man

What happens if Doom Guy in a Custodian tank class armor, he turned into a Doom Alarorian brutal death matal paladin 💀 He'll be going in a full swing into a billion swarm of heretics altogether.

Great vid Majorkill. Anyone; who does the art work at 3:23 (the close up of the custodian warden)? It's awesome, want to see more.

Last time I was this early Constantine Valdor was still Captain-General

”Let’s be real here, wearing slick, black allaris terminator armor is just as erogenous as wearing nothing at all😎”

Custodian Guard are like a dark soul boss, is a accurate statement I'm in a Black Crusade rpg game and our latest session was our party of Heretic Astarte's begin captured while boarding an Imperial ship. We all woke up in the Imperial Palace where we proceed to be hunted down by one Custodian Guard, who turned our apothecary into slices of flesh in his first turn. We were able to kill him only because our Night Lord of the party went into melee with him wielding a pair of lightning claws and then our strongest party member grappled the Custodian with a lucky roll. Which left him open to a attack from me who was a sorcerer with a Great Force Sword that had a spell on it making the weapon ignore armor and it allowed me to cut the head off of the Custodian. Although that victory was short lived because two more Guards showed up and bodied us.

@ultramarinescaptain3840

2 жыл бұрын

Cut off one head, two more shall take its place.

"contemptor *a-chillus* " Brother, get the flamer, THE HEAVY FLAMER

You forgot the Allarus Terminator Armor have shields that can take macro accelerator cannons from starships. That's straight from the codex.

The grav tank and carrier look pretty sick

If I could have any 40k game made, it would totally be a Dynasty Warriors/Devil May Cry style horde fighter where you play as a Custodian; just imagine tearing through HORDES of enemies with slick combos as one of the banana boys.

Majorkill imma need you to work on that Latin somethin' fierce!!! Achilles shoulda been a freebie! You know, the demigod who runs fast and his weakness is his heal? Achilles' heel*!? Naughty boy!!! (Great vid otherwise though, the Custodes are so rad.)

@QixTheDS

2 жыл бұрын

heel*

@Haiphong778

2 жыл бұрын

@@QixTheDS Oop! Thank :')

@QixTheDS

2 жыл бұрын

@@Haiphong778 👌🏻

if anyone can answer this question please do, for the agamatus jetbikes what was the halberd they were holding

A grand worth of custodes. One hover-tank and a dreadnought

The fact there's no official venetari model as far I know is an insult to the emperor's name

@TheTribunate

2 жыл бұрын

they're in forgeworld buddy, they exist, but they're pretty expensive

@TheSniperGTO

2 жыл бұрын

There are. Probably one of the most popular units right now for Custodes cause they are so good. I have about 11,000 points of Custodes and play them a lot. What they don’t have, and this goes for all the Forgeworld Custodes models, are “hero” or “character” versions for the units. No Captain for Sagittarum, Aquillon, Agamatus…so if you bring them, you get no native re rolls or bonuses unless they are parked next to a regular Shield Captain or Trajan. I have painted all my Forgeworld units with Captains in anticipation of GW correcting this oversight when our codex drops in 9th edition.

i just ordered a guard box and a few alaros on ebay, bouta go wild

I love how in canon the sisters of silence are equal to the custodes without augmentation. Like imagine lifting so much you can match a demigod toe to toe

Mental kick in the nuts when i heard "its raeping time!" Jesus. Thats an old reference. I feel old now.

Thanks to you I'm now going to start collecting adeptus custodes thank you

I love the way you do 40k lore I tried to watch other ones before when I got curious with 40k but they were boring until I found your channel and fuck bud you got me hooked lol. My Parents live in the land down under and I live in the land up over if you know which country I’m talking about