Immigration officer literally anywhere: “Occupation?” British person: “Yes! Wait no sorry force of habit ”

@User31129

3 жыл бұрын

And to think that before this I thought only "Sex?" could be hilariously answered with "Yes!"

@Thenorthsace

3 жыл бұрын

You're all big and smart behind your screens aren't you.

@geekzombie8795

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@bruhwhat8586

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thenorthsace Yes! Wait no sorry force of habit

@the_unsilenced3138

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thenorthsace I'm guessing you're salty you got invaded?

England: "Who are you?" -"You Invaded us" England "...Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

@cerealman2751

3 жыл бұрын

"in sub-saharan Africa...?" England: still not narrow enough....

@beerykids6703

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I’m in Europe. England: _bruh_

@brandonhenley3597

3 жыл бұрын

@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd Ignoring what the other person said, he does mention English invasions of France and the Netherlands, and the invasions by the UK are also inherently invasions by England, as well as by Wales, Scotland, and sometimes Irish countries, just like how invasions by America are technically invasions by Wyoming and every other of the 49 states. So technically he is right.

@quidam_surprise

3 жыл бұрын

@@alphanox8326 Not really, that's just a figure of speech. These are definitely not synonyms.

@aman123go

3 жыл бұрын

Omg WTF

Colony: "You took everything from me" Britian: "I dont even know who you are"

@totmgsrockxd9900

19 күн бұрын

More like, "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

0:46 Europe 4:47 Asia 7:03 Oceania 7:19 Africa 8:10 Americas

@teamok1025

9 ай бұрын

E

@pipoledo

5 ай бұрын

A@@teamok1025

When you realize that the Aliens were speaking English in Infinity Wars, so Britain must have colonized the entire galaxy

@kunalanand4469

3 жыл бұрын

Good one

@lawrencian

3 жыл бұрын

Or us British are actually aliens

@kube2555

3 жыл бұрын

Shh, dont tell them

@kube2555

3 жыл бұрын

@@kunalanand4469 judging by ur profile pic ur not british, so u wont know our secrets.. -laughs in british-

@thegoldengamer9315

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

If you've experienced the weather in the UK you'd understand why we wanted to go literally anywhere else.

@SparkThaMetal

Жыл бұрын

Said by someone who never lived on the south coast

@DarrenHoussein

Жыл бұрын

@@SparkThaMetal South coast is still shit

@SparkThaMetal

Жыл бұрын

@@DarrenHoussein its comparable to france, its why English sparkling wine consistently outscores french champagnes

@chatteyj

Жыл бұрын

@@SparkThaMetal I live near the south coast and the weather is just as sh*t as anywhere in the UK, its slightly milder in winter sometimes but otherwise the weather is often poor.

@SparkThaMetal

Жыл бұрын

@@chatteyj said by someone who aint ever been up north rofl get a grip mate the difference is huge, the south is same latitude as northern france wheres the north is same latitude as denmark and norway. Let alone Scotland.

"who are you?" "you invaded me" "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

@legionx4046

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dice7584

3 жыл бұрын

You stole this comment.

@GromHatt3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@dice7584 No. He's referencing a very popular batman beyond meme....

@orbracha25

3 жыл бұрын

@@dice7584 it is possible that someone else has made this comment before me, it's a very popular meme, all i can say is i never saw anyone in this comment section referencing the meme

@Wash3D122

2 жыл бұрын

@@dice7584 Ok who cares

1800s: * exist * Random 2 meters squared island in the pacific: *Why do I hear the British anthem?*

@m4raw121

3 жыл бұрын

Philippine: ah nvm we got spain

@ssssSTopmotion

3 жыл бұрын

He

@BH-zj1kh

3 жыл бұрын

P

@The_Soviet_Onion

3 жыл бұрын

@@arolemaprarath6615 but spain was never a British colony And neither was the philipines

@Reynning

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Soviet_Onion The Philippines is British colony, since 1762 to 1764. The occupation was an extension of the larger Seven Years' War between Britain and France, which Spain had recently entered on the side of the French. The British wanted to use Manila as an entrepôt for trade in the region, particularly with China. The Spanish agreed to deliver a ransom to the British in exchange for the city being spared from any further sacking. Aftermath. The British occupation of Manila lasted until Manila was returned to Spain according to the 1763 Treaty of Paris. News that it had been lost did not reach Spain until after the cessation of hostilities between the two powers.

It's worth noting that the British were not the only ones invading or colonising foreign territories, they were just better at it. The Spanish even attempted to invade Britain but the British sank the Spanish Armada... to be fair though, The British later attempted to invade Spain with an armada of their own, which was also a failure, but they don't teach that part of history in British classrooms. In fact I only learnt about that part of history today thanks to google.

@JOHNNYBOI999

Жыл бұрын

Yes true there's so many people hating on them

@iliketurtles5180

Жыл бұрын

They did it at a far larger scale though so they do still deserve blame. It still effects millions of people today as well, just look at Bangladesh and India and the Middle East.

@JakeKoenig

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but Brits are white, which is why everyone always whines about "colonization, (including the dipshit who runs this channel) and doesn't talk about anyone else on Earth doing the same thing. Islam has spent the past 1400 years invading non-Muslim lands, but you won't see that on this channel.

@Jluna16

Жыл бұрын

Nah, they just had more greed then anyone else

@lizardtenticlez4000

Жыл бұрын

Lol “better at it” the British just aimlessly spread chaos around the world and couldn’t maintain control of anywhere. Just another war obsessed culture.

"So which country do you want?" England: "Yes."

@tedcrilly46

Жыл бұрын

'are we the baddies?'

Job interviewer: how ambitious are you? Britain: Yes

@jackdutton3534

3 жыл бұрын

What quality comment

@jackdutton3534

3 жыл бұрын

What quality comment

@halloweenjean

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackdutton3534 but your comments say quantity over quality

@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142

3 жыл бұрын

no u had one job and you screwed it up Job interviewer: how ambitious are you? ME: Britain

@jajastacha3796

3 жыл бұрын

@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 no he didn't it was better the way he said it

Not British land: *exists* The British: ah, I see an issue here.

@Xen_the_legend

3 жыл бұрын

"And I took that personally"

@16kashman

3 жыл бұрын

OI OI OI! DO YEAOUH HAVE A LOICENSE TO REJECT MY INVASION?

@klchai7884

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xen_the_legend Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.

@orthodoxbelarussianopinion713

3 жыл бұрын

@@klchai7884 DONT FUCKING DARE BLAME THE ANGLO-SAXONS FOR THIS. It was the fucking Normans. The Anglo-Saxons are a peaceful, friendly, familial and religious people. The Normans are the establishment, the ones you blame. They massacred Anglo-Saxons. They are the monarchy. They do the conquests, they are the globalist collaborators. The Anglo-Saxons are innocent and they only ever came to America to get away from the fucking oppressive Norman government, as they are inherently an egalitarian, tolerant people who don’t like constant war, and despise oppression.

@orthodoxbelarussianopinion713

3 жыл бұрын

@Андрей Славиков because they know secretly that they couldn’t do it themselves. They would have tried if they could but they couldn’t. Nobody could beat us, until some of us actively started wanting us to be beaten.

That wasn't even an exhaustive list- you could have added much of Antarctica, Falklands, Malta, etc. And Wales and Scotland seeing as you said England and not Britain.

@Kakarot64.

Жыл бұрын

Right lads got some penguins to colonise let's go civilise them barbarians and introduce them to the wonders of tea and penguin bars.

@The-Cat

Жыл бұрын

@@Kakarot64. tea wasn't a British drink it was Chinese that the Brits fell in love with.

@damienreilly4347

Жыл бұрын

People like to think Britain is just England, especially the Welsh and Scottish, because that way they can look like victims instead of the aggressors that they also were.

I was recently wondering if anyone made this video, glad I found it!

"Every country England HAS NOT invaded" would be easier.

@coatofarms4439

3 жыл бұрын

It’s literally just Kazakhstan, Sweden, Czechoslovakia, Mongolia, and surprisingly Poland.

@TheTibetyak

3 жыл бұрын

@@coatofarms4439 For some reason, they failed to list Tibet. The British invaded Tibet in 1904. Bayonets to Lhasa by Peter Fleming (1961)

@coatofarms4439

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTibetyak Britain and China do have things in common then.

@cococly

3 жыл бұрын

Korea too

@Manananggal-oe8gs

3 жыл бұрын

@@coatofarms4439 Philippines because it's a US colony before.

Random piece of rock: **resting on the Ocean** England: *And I took that personally*

The world: *exist* Brtitish: "Is for me?" 👉👈

@preservedforhistory8766

3 жыл бұрын

U N D E R R A T E D

@justlazlo3658

3 жыл бұрын

u n d e r r a t e d

@Anonymous-cm8jy

3 жыл бұрын

Industrial revolution made them overpowered so thought why trade when you can rule the world*

@ChazCharlie1

3 жыл бұрын

It's free real estate

@TheUnavator

3 жыл бұрын

🥺 👉👈

In Asia, UK sent troops to Korea during the Korean War 1950-53 with over 60,000 troops with 1,100 KIA. I'm sure S. Koreans do not look at Britain as "invaders" but nevertheless, if you are mentioning some other instances such as Iceland in this video which in comparison was very peaceful and cooperative from the host country, the sacrifice of British troops to defend S. Korea against communism is worthy of mentioning and remembering.

@xtinct77able

Жыл бұрын

거문도 사건은 뭔데? 거기 영국 수병 무덤도 아직 있는데

@xtinct77able

Жыл бұрын

영국이랑 러시아랑 아프가니스탄 땅따먹기의 연장선으로 조선에 들어왔는데 Britain=Invader

@xx765

Жыл бұрын

Man I don't know... was it also a sacrifice that they made in Iraq to 'protect' the people there from an evil regime? The one in Afganistan was the same then? Do you feel the same towards the 'sacrifice' that Russian troops are making to protect Ukranian people from some other evil regime? Or do you know so much about Korean and Russian histories that you can tell which side is 'the bad guys'?

@piggysew797

Жыл бұрын

@@xx765 Iraq and Afghanistan were no doubt a illegitimate use of British troops, but South Korea on the other hand was absolutely justified to protect S.Korea and stop the spread of communism. They are certainly not comparable.

@cambellsolar6934

Жыл бұрын

Actually, it's easy to predict the North Korea will take over South in not far future.

Britain: what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is also mine

Land: exists The British: That is now mine, and mine only.

@Triplen01

3 жыл бұрын

@Cowboy Cookie that was a civil war if anything. Would be an L if it were the natives who had fought and won instead of British settlers who rebelled.

@user-ed9ec6pi3b

3 жыл бұрын

Hippity Hoppoty, your home is our property...

@akshit318

3 жыл бұрын

How nice of you to think that Britain only likes to show ownership over land... When most of their major disputes were over trading sea routes....

@MsGazpugh

3 жыл бұрын

Hippity hoppity the world is my property

@arcticowl2401

3 жыл бұрын

Think of your own meme you losers!

World: **Exists** England: Its mine

@shazmeertv44

3 жыл бұрын

Check my channel i made an among us compilation

@flipflop9561

3 жыл бұрын

Except poland

@CoreRealm

3 жыл бұрын

@@flipflop9561 and Russia

@Qingep

3 жыл бұрын

@@shazmeertv44 Among us is shit

@blossom99-

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoreRealm pretty sure he said Russia got invaded too but aight

As a British person I am very proud of our status as histories final boss.

@HarmonicaGuitar

Жыл бұрын

Вы не финальный босс, а фашистские ублюдки, которым наступает финальный конец.

@mohdadeeb1829

Жыл бұрын

Based! As an Indian.

@____o____279

Жыл бұрын

As an American I am jealous

@DeamonDragoon

10 ай бұрын

@@____o____279your the final boss of the 21st century. You have stepped in as the final boss,

@doraemon61377

8 ай бұрын

Napoleon hated England the most.

As a Briton, I can say it’s closer to 90% (175 countries) of the world

Other Countries: *exist* Britain: “...is for me?”🥺👉👈

@aryyancarman705

3 жыл бұрын

👉👈

@somedude0921

3 жыл бұрын

@Zahin Okenshield no

@whyiseverydamnusernametaken

3 жыл бұрын

@Zahin Okenshield no

@tigerii10.5cmpog4

3 жыл бұрын

Mongolia: хахахаха nein

@somedude0921

3 жыл бұрын

@Zahin Okenshield no grandma no baby

Britain: It was just business, nothing personal.

@wlockhart

3 жыл бұрын

Sanchez, Licence to Kill.

@BritishLad87

3 жыл бұрын

@NeEYaH Yes... What do you want peaple to do... Lie about it? It's what we as a species have done throughout human's Civilizations, right across the planet, how do you think the man kind has spread throughout the entire world? giving Roses and daffodils out? wise up and get with reality.

@odin5188

3 жыл бұрын

@@BritishLad87 I wouldn't be advise to it if now they're saying too many foreigner here. Ala Brexit. Go figure

@BritishLad87

3 жыл бұрын

@@odin5188 It's inevitable... who said people couldn't come here lol

@odin5188

3 жыл бұрын

@@BritishLad87 Mate, not sure if serious answer. That was the whole idea behind Brexit, dressed up as sovereignty.

This can be explained in our strong desire to build roads, railroads, and parliamentary democracy.

Wow I didn't know most of these things. Thanks a lot

Alternative Title: The Nations of The World

@Owenbot3000

3 жыл бұрын

According to Yakko Warner

@Owenbot3000

3 жыл бұрын

*Inhales*

@matty1754

3 жыл бұрын

Philippines wasn't included

@pown1396

3 жыл бұрын

Dominican Republic wasnt

@SLMapping

3 жыл бұрын

@@matty1754 Because the UK didn’t invade it.

“The English continue to invade Spain by the millions every winter” TRUE LMAO

@cargumdeu

3 жыл бұрын

not this winter chum

@SCARPENTER290

3 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine the standard of living and the economy if they didn't.

@garyt.8745

3 жыл бұрын

Coastal Spain isn't doing too good this year without the Brits and the Germans :(

@VenomousCompany

3 жыл бұрын

@@SCARPENTER290 Isn't like 20% of the Spanish GDP coming from the British alone? xD

@kingofthejungle3833

3 жыл бұрын

and England today only exists because a French duke invaded and killed the Viking king, and his 2 brothers. At little place called Hastings

Nepal did great against British. Britishers had attacked Nepal 5 times but they lost to Nepal 3 times and they ended the war with an agreement of friendship.

And you came here thinking we just drank tea for years.

The British looking at a world map: that belongs to me

@Tempusverum

3 жыл бұрын

🎶This land is mine. God gave this land to me🎵

@user-ne1vt6qp7t

3 жыл бұрын

especially if they bought the map

@DanielRand

3 жыл бұрын

World Map is a weird way to spell "map of the United Kingdom"

@joker6.p

3 жыл бұрын

As a Briton I can attest to this

@TheNewFanny

3 жыл бұрын

Except Mongolia

"Look out guys, Germany is going to invade everyone and take over the world!" -Britain, 1939

@lightr2187

3 жыл бұрын

@Eureka like everyone else during that time

@simonmartinez91

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightr2187 not everyone.

@stung39

3 жыл бұрын

The British and French always hated Germany

@blanne9628

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot the bit about genocide

@gamebawesome

3 жыл бұрын

“OUR WORLD” -Britain, 1939

You missed some, off the top of my head: Greenland, Malta, Falklands & Faroe Islands.

Countries : exist England: "it's free real estate"

@blubfishuwaaa

3 жыл бұрын

not funny

@inguunenkhtaivan9146

3 жыл бұрын

More than one man's life is not free real estate.

@muhammadjhanzeb4076

3 жыл бұрын

The truth sure hurts

@tabeebrahman4843

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair most countries that england invaded weren’t countries as we know them today before the british came, its britain who generalised land masses then split them into chunks, bordered them started civil wars and then left

@zzygyy

3 жыл бұрын

Age of conquest. Shit happens

Switzerland: *eating popcorn*

@DustyDuk.

3 жыл бұрын

11/10 would be neutral again

@Soff1859

3 жыл бұрын

En guete

@Azet_KMN

3 жыл бұрын

Züri isch de bescht kanton und fuck alain bersert!! Mached schuele zue!!

@ceriuslawliet8766

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry old chap we've sailed every coastline but haven't discovered this nation... Sure it's a real place?

@FriedEgg101

3 жыл бұрын

And Thailand.

Great Video - Would be also be even greater to update / Add: Tunisia & Norway campaigns in WW2, Falkland Islands (v Spain, France, Argentina), Peninsular War (Wellington's Army marching through Portugal & Spain v Napoleon), The island of Menorca in the Med,

@jonnor6883

2 ай бұрын

Norway campaigns are not an invasion. That was aid to to Norway to fight of the german invasion in 1940 Just because UK fought in a country doesn't mean it was an invasion

As a singaporean I knew that Britain has colonised us and our neighbour and I am proud to be part British!

Switzerland, Sweden and most of Eastern Europe: If I stand perfectly still he won't notice

@goatmansasquatch1485

2 жыл бұрын

Eastern Europe was nothing to fuck with back then

@hihowareyou8287

2 жыл бұрын

Switzerland strong

@XGD5layer

2 жыл бұрын

England and Sweden fought first on different, then on the same side in the 30 years war

@Z3KR.

2 жыл бұрын

@@hihowareyou8287 yep you cannot invade Switzerland even with nukes

@whatthehack697

2 жыл бұрын

There were strong Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth over centuries 💪 + we have always had nice/neutral relations with England/UK

I imagine that for Americans this is like finding out that your estranged father used to be in a biker gang before he settled down to become an insurance salesman.

@user-wx8ic2iv3d

3 жыл бұрын

This made me think of a biker girl who thinks her dad is an uncool old man but then sees his old pictures fuck

@england1413

3 жыл бұрын

Insurance salesman = spot on

@PNW_Marxist

3 жыл бұрын

Not really, considering we seem to be carrying the torch for imperialism in the modern era.

@alex29443

3 жыл бұрын

@@PNW_Marxist Ah, the USA isn't so bad, other than the occasional oil war (which OPEC did provoke a little), the USA has been pretty free-wheeling and laissez faire.

@Vitorruy1

3 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised at how many countries the US invaded, it wasnt just iraq

Now the "British Empire" is now a few rocks in the North Atlantic, and damn cold ones at that. That said, it is worthwhile visiting. Loved my time in London. Brits are awesome.

@just-a-fella3212

Жыл бұрын

I think the Brits have done more good than bad for the world. The English speaking democracies are together the strongest force for freedom on earth, and are the countries that refugees and immigrants mostly want to go to.

@isziahs5951

Жыл бұрын

Britain's always been a few rocks. It's crazy how much those tiny islands have been able to achieve.

@KeyDash753

Жыл бұрын

And yet King Charles III is still king of 15 countries including Canada, Australia, and New Zealand.

@just-a-fella3212

Жыл бұрын

@@isziahs5951 I think the success of the British has had to do with the collective character of the British, an island people, widely diverse but cooperative, an overall sensible people, a historically armed and well trained populace, their religion, and their Westminster system of government. It all rolled together to make a formidable nation throughout the centuries. And the English speaking people of UK, USA, Australia, NZ, Canada, are still one of the most powerful people on earth and of great benefit to the world. The Jews too, have had an extraordinary beneficial effect upon the world, and continue to do so.

@icedanilzation

Жыл бұрын

Many of its colonies still look to Britain for leadership in economics, science and industry. Also, the British Empire didn't turn off for any one reason, it simply fizzled out due to WW2, peace revolutions, value of the monarch, rise of the U.S., etc. What that means is, leftover British power still exists, it is still the center of much of the world and is still a major leader.

They did rule the Philippines during its spanish colonization, only for two years though 😅

USA: *invades Afghanistan* UK: I raised that kid

@eliyahufogel

3 жыл бұрын

When your kid finally learns.. 🤧

@hlamb9500

3 жыл бұрын

USA is making us proud 😂

@LedosKell

3 жыл бұрын

"Most walk so their sons can run. We ran so that boy could fly." - UK

@AA-hg5fk

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think they're as good at conquering as we were, they couldn't even win in Vietnam!

@erickveraurra3497

3 жыл бұрын

@@AA-hg5fk true

England: land America: Oil Hotel: Trivago

@Cp.Chaos707

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@illegalman3838

3 жыл бұрын

still not funny

@natanshk9021

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha very funny now I am paralysed

@JC-cb4xg

3 жыл бұрын

Britian****

@pugasaurusrex8253

3 жыл бұрын

@@JC-cb4xg How did you mess up that bad?

What is the background music around 1:36?

minor correction. After WW1, the UK did annex parts of Cameroon. The majority got occupied by France, but two provinces (northwest and southwest if I'm not mistaken) were british Colonies. To this day there is a lot controversy about whether these provinces should have stayed with Nigeria. In recent years there has been some violence and a lot of unrest in the english speaking provinces.

Britain - “Hey, so I did some grinding off camera...”

@norskenissefoter2107

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@marmitesquire6622

3 жыл бұрын

This physically made me laugh bloody hell

@forstaken2254

3 жыл бұрын

KZread gamers in a nutshell

@theeclipsemaster

3 жыл бұрын

Me (who likes grinding):

"Hey look at this island lets conquer it" a couple hundred years later: "why do i hear God save the Queen"

@infinityxtanishq8712

3 жыл бұрын

Britain should actually be made to pay for its crimes....

@Kallum-Bone

3 жыл бұрын

INFINITY x Tanishq what for things we done hundreds of years ago when society was completely different to how it is now

@doctorwoah9672

3 жыл бұрын

If i had a nickel for every time britan try to invade Argentina and failed i would have 2 nickels, that isnt much but is strange it happened twice

@Chuked

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinityxtanishq8712 like how? People who live in Britain now deserve punishment for the things their ancestors did? Give me a break

@saldan3985

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinityxtanishq8712 nah, I think the queen saying "Hey, sorry my ancestors invaded most of the planet that one time, any way cheers" in an official royal speech would be good enough.

russia: it is legal to take back lands that was once yours uk: get the soldiers ready!

Listened to this while smashing a full English breakfast and a tea. Bosh

Literally any country: Guess Ill be neutra- England: How about you *DONT*

@shazmeertv44

3 жыл бұрын

Check my channel i made an among us compilation

@Just_another_turtle

3 жыл бұрын

@@shazmeertv44 No

@lorenzomagicdm7537

3 жыл бұрын

Only Switzerland was not annexed by the British and it is insanely neutral

@justinraphael

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorenzomagicdm7537 although england never annexef switzerlanf, it did technically invade it during ww2 along with nazi and american aircrafts.

@koya6470

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinraphael any aircraft that entered Swiss airspace was shot down allies or axis

New English Soldier: Okay, so how many enemies am I going to fight? Great Britain: Yes.

@h4rdi7g3

2 жыл бұрын

Practice makes perfect

@lanishajackson2677

2 жыл бұрын

Ok so how many countries will I see as my enemy? Who actually attacked GB 🇬🇧? No1

@lonimox3817

2 жыл бұрын

Is England the only place in Britain

@kriichan6100

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonimox3817 no but England has typically always had the most say

@Caterblock

2 жыл бұрын

@@lonimox3817 no lmao, there's England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and Northern Ireland

Wales was the first nation invaded wholly by England. I assumed that would be in this video from the title 'ENGLAND has invaded'. England is not a synonym for Britain.

I finally figured out where my British accent came from even though none of my family lived there my grandma lived in Antigua and barbuda 🇦🇬 and I spent almost as much time with her as I did with my parents till I was like eight.

*England:* Gets invaded, conquered and colonized for most of its early history *The rest of the world 100s of years later:* Why do I hear boss music?

@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty

3 жыл бұрын

Last successfully invaded in 1066 baby!

@torinjones3221

3 жыл бұрын

Dungeon keeper?

@ravercorum20

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lorddonen Upboat my comment baby!

@Oh_the_humanity

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lorddonen why are there so many people with your pfp and similar usernames spending their time whining for hours instead making their own comments?

@Oh_the_humanity

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lorddonen ok but other than the fact that whether or not this is funny ( I literally do not care) there are like six people with your pfp cropped slightly differently, with your name switched around a bit, commenting “this isn’t funny” everywhere.

"Serbian Serbs" The fact that this term is not redundant tells a lot of how messed up the Yugoslav Wars were.

@neonlight1214

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he didn't intend to say that. If he would use that in any other country, like Britain invaded French cities, he would have also said "Spanish Spaniard targets bombarded" or something. "Serbian serb" is something that doesn't exist and is a grammatical error.

@vujkee

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, they were

@antoniofrancis1736

3 жыл бұрын

@@neonlight1214 he actually probably said that because he also mentioned bosnian serbs

@emperor_ra

3 жыл бұрын

@@neonlight1214 problem is in the Yugoslav you actually had serbs in Serbia and serbs in bosnia for example and other places

@neonlight1214

3 жыл бұрын

@@antoniofrancis1736 bosnian Serbs don't exist. It's only a nationalistic, fashistic term used only by those who have hate among others. It is downgrading someone. It is like someone is born in Germany ---> he is a German but his parents are from Turkey and you call him a "German turk". Doesn't make sense, how is he a turk when he barely goes there, and has tradition he learned while being in Germany, his mother language is German. Noone uses this term. Only idiots use this and that's why the war happened there in west Balkan and not somewhere in Europe...

We're basically just doing side quests at this point...

Actually Korea had invasion in 1885 called Geomun island incident (illegal occupation). But it's not for colonization but just keeping russia in check. In fact, People in Geomun island welcomed them and they had almost no conflict. UK withdrew their troops in 1887 by negotiation with russia and china.

@dfadfasdfads4377

Жыл бұрын

as a Korean, I refuse to acknowledge geomun island or any other islands of jeolla-do as a Korean territory. Jeolla-do is notorious for gang violence, sexual criminals and human trafficking (the most well-known case would be Sinan county and its salt farms slaves. There is a reason why it gave birth to a modern day devil like Kim Dae-jung, a literal human t*ash who sponsored Kim-il sung and his North Korean regime reportedly billions of dollars (you can check BBC source by searching "S Koreans charged over summit cash" on BBC) and helped NK establish itself as nuclear power.

My old Irish father, rip, used to say, "The sun never set on the British Empire because Christ couldn't trust them in the dark."

@brozolotamang6269

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@JSGRanks

3 жыл бұрын

wow 😒

@Trackrace29582

3 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty poetic

@trollinape2697

3 жыл бұрын

I send my condolences, but I think this was a copy of a well known quote

@christianf99

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollinape2697 maybe that’s where his father got the quote 🤷🏾‍♂️

Country: *minds it's own business Britain: *where is my flag?!*

@HighLatencyEmu

3 жыл бұрын

Oooo, look there, it's flying nice and high in your capital, ooopsies

@davidtuttle7556

3 жыл бұрын

@@HighLatencyEmu Ueah they tried that here. After about three days they pulled out when they realized we hate washington politicians more than they did and that burning the town was actually a favor. That and when one of ours gave a general of theirs a third eye, they skedaddled and never came back.

@ThuggDuckk

3 жыл бұрын

@Return of the grapes. You would possibly understand with the limited neurons in your brain.

@davidtuttle7556

3 жыл бұрын

@Return of the grapes. Open a history book. Battle of North, Bombardment of Fort McHenry. Occupation of Washington Point. 1814 Chesapeake Campaign. Read about it.

@davidtuttle7556

3 жыл бұрын

@Return of the grapes. Well truth be told, losing efforts qnd foreign wars tend to get less attention in most countries and education systems. Remember education is by its very nature indoctrination into some sort of philosophy or set of cultural norms. But yes as an American we tend to have an adverse reaction to the windage usually coming out of Washington, DC. You m8ght say that we scorn and dislike those assholes more than we dislike you.

Also, British Virgin Islands, Jersey Island off the coast of France, part of Antartica, Falkland Islands, and some tiny islands in the South Atlantic.

@cvk4488

Ай бұрын

It's not longer an empire

hmmm interesting very interesting but to be fair, many of these cases were not invasions but part of a joint allied response to aggression...obv. all the 1st and 2nd world war maneuvers. BTW what's up with the audio, big guy? Sounds like you're speaking through a blanket into a boombox mic...tech help is available lol

The world : HOSTS A PARTY Britain : INVADES THE PARTY

@HighLatencyEmu

3 жыл бұрын

We are the party

@kerriekupar6466

3 жыл бұрын

US: Throws tea in the harbor during the party.

@clementwolf4081

3 жыл бұрын

@@HighLatencyEmu in the words of dan from nerdcubed in democracy 2 " i want to have the party party"

@sensei2067

3 жыл бұрын

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@MikeYm98875

8 ай бұрын

Gate crashed

Interviewer: What are your hobbies? England: You know........... travelling around the world and invading them for fun.

@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142

3 жыл бұрын

the twats stilL do it today. with a new form of colonisation. they use spain and their sun every summer pull europan girls an use their former colonies as a brothel holiday destination, i don't know a girl who doesn't love their fucking accent

@JH-zs3bs

3 жыл бұрын

@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 Spain never was a british colony. Or any colony whatsoever.

@mwafrikahalisi2549

3 жыл бұрын

@@JH-zs3bs The key word here is *"invaded"* and not necessarily *"colonized."* Some countries were colonize and some were not while some were just partially colonized for different periods of time.

@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142

3 жыл бұрын

@Lurker M ьлуат. but hey you did a good job establishing those colonies so I can go too every summer

@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142

3 жыл бұрын

@@JH-zs3bs the British screwed spain as they keep one small part of spain today as their colony and Spain keep crying about it and the British won't give it back. and they also use Spain as a favourite holiday destination I am sure at this rate they bought all your houses next to the sea and their is nothing Spain can do because it boosts your country economyeconomically

At 7:26 and 8:30 put it on 2x speed and it's basically Yakko's World at that point. Actually, just watch Yakko's World, it's basically the same but under 2 minutes.

Thank you brother

The world exists England: it's a free real estate

@jakeh799

3 жыл бұрын

*uk

@coffeebrown9371

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakeh799 England still works

@jakeh799

3 жыл бұрын

@@coffeebrown9371 No not really

@coffeebrown9371

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakeh799 Wdym not really it was England in the uk that actually conquered everything *“British* Empire”

@wassimkh9120

3 жыл бұрын

england is my city

The world: *exist* England: Is for me?👉👈

@arnoldukra

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Aasn9

3 жыл бұрын

Since 1684, when the Vipers Of Venice took control of the Bank Of England. The headline should read...

@Aasn9

3 жыл бұрын

P. G.M England became a corporation and forgot the Law that made the U.K. great. The Bank Of England is guilty of many things but altruism is not one of them. Charles II was our last King that ruled as Monarch.

@normanshafty

3 жыл бұрын

Did you not know that God is an Englishman?

@Chill1227

3 жыл бұрын

@@normanshafty it’s implied

Britain: I don't think you understand, Earth isn't yours to conquer

i always remember my grandfather saying once that the sun never sets on the British empire. It always stuck with me since a young child.

@auntiecarol

Жыл бұрын

An old joke: the reason why the sun never set on the British Empire is that not even God would trust an Englishman in the dark.

@ashleycreek5764

Жыл бұрын

@@auntiecarol lol

Next: a shorter video: “all the countries that England hasn’t invaded”....

@stanleywoodison8699

3 жыл бұрын

we don't care we'll fight any bugger ...

@8tonystark8

3 жыл бұрын

Could be a vine video

@Fylnnn

3 жыл бұрын

Not too much

@Jan-Sery

3 жыл бұрын

I think it would have been better if the Czech republic was "invaded" by the UK and US instead of the Soviet Union after the WW2.

@gembly3237

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jan-Sery we gotta deal with that though, we can't change history

“Every country England has invaded” Yakkos world starts playing

@GeorgeDenis.

3 жыл бұрын

United States Canada Mexico Panama

@pawn1234

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgeDenis. haiti jamaica peru

@matas253

3 жыл бұрын

@@pawn1234 Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too

@jerungbiru55

3 жыл бұрын

Puerto rico

@winstonbritto2789

3 жыл бұрын

Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still

Icelander here, the government at the time was incredibly stupid, Britain and the US actually catapulted the economy into the modern age. They "invaded" just before we got our independence in 1944 so they didn't actually invade us but Denmark which we belonged to at the time...which had been under german occupation for a month... so to conclude they basically freed part of denmark from German occupation, this part just so happened to be Iceland, which also about 30 years later went to war with britain over some fish (the cod war)

@system3008

Жыл бұрын

He said it was to stop others gaining control of it.

@system3008

Жыл бұрын

That's why Britain left the eu for ballshit you mentioned

@system3008

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't a war if it was a war you would know about it

@aggi9995

Жыл бұрын

@@system3008 You talking about the cod war? I did know about it, that's why I mentioned it, what's your point?

@neil8675

Жыл бұрын

​@@aggi9995 Point is, it wasn't a war. Just a dispute over fishing territory. If it was a real war the Royal Navy would have blockaded you. And there's absolutely nothing Iceland could have done. But we didn't go down that road.

This explains why my British passport keeps getting rejected at the border. 😂

@DonnieX6

3 жыл бұрын

Good to see you two here, safe travels!

@sryld

3 жыл бұрын

yes same

@ssssSTopmotion

3 жыл бұрын

Good joke ,dad

@kacitalasekrichard4985

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssssSTopmotion WTF

@ImmAdam

3 жыл бұрын

Fancy finding you two here lol, safe travels

Country: Just chilling, minding their own business England: "And I took that personally..."

@mariahxjimin141

3 жыл бұрын

England: **And I took that

@cfnretro6448

3 жыл бұрын

“We must liberate them from themselves. Liberate them of their land and resources” is the English motto

@klchai7884

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariahxjimin141 Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.

@allanburgess4889

3 жыл бұрын

@@klchai7884 Technology computers invented in Great Britain.The internet a free gift to the world from GB .

@h4rdi7g3

3 жыл бұрын

Not really the case to be honest. A lot of these countries were invaded as he said because they had alliances with enemies of Britain. So for a lot of them they had little choice but to colonise them before the other world powers.

One Englishman you have a fool Two Englishmen you have a club Three Englishmen you have an Empire

I'd like to see the same video about... Canada. It would last 45 seconds! :P

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.” “What about that shadowy place?” “That’s France. We’ll get it one of these days.”

@mitjed

3 жыл бұрын

The British / Coalitions painted napoleon as a hungry warmonger, but during that time they were conquering lots of lands around the world and a warmonger themeselves.

@vhalnor6775

3 жыл бұрын

@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 dis (sorry don't want to do a spitch in english you can still translate, I understand english but debating with a Yankies pissed me that's why (I know that you aren't one but still)), t'as oublié quand la France a gardé un certain pouvoir en Angleterre, tellement longtemps qu'elle en a perdu une partie de sa langue, genre 400 ans environ.

@williammerkel1410

3 жыл бұрын

@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 maybe he is so bad at it that he gives up mid-sentence.

@skyrimdominator0150

3 жыл бұрын

@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 you know he was saying that as a joke, right?

@r32guy85

3 жыл бұрын

and spain lmao, they tried getting spain multiple times but failed

5:34 *Armenia: “if I stay still, they won’t see me.”*

@PynApolJosh

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@suren2313

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@canadian__ninja

3 жыл бұрын

This is a strategy they used throughout their history and they were never invaded, not even once.

@gymrat5014

3 жыл бұрын

@@canadian__ninja insert persians macedinians romans arabs and turks(all under various dynasties)

@matthewmcguire224

3 жыл бұрын

@@gymrat5014 ok besides them damnit lol

Amazing how a "few" British soldiers can invade so many countries with so many citizens and had them under control over such a long time.

Britain attacked Japan before WW2(Bombardment of Kagoshima 1863), they occupied part of former South Korea(Port Hamilton incident 1885) and also attacked North Korea(Korean war)

@uncletiggermclaren7592

Жыл бұрын

The British attack on Kagoshima had the tacit permission of the Japanese National Government, and took place ONLY because the local war-lord at Kagoshima attacked peaceable International Waters traveling vessels, which were not even approaching Japan, merely sailing past.

*Coke addict:* Just one more bump *Alcoholic:* Just one more drink *Me (Netflix Addict):* Just one more episode *Britain:* jUsT OnE MOre cOUnTry

@balls1186

3 жыл бұрын

After invading the whole planet British: just one more planet

@stt577

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha so funny so funny YoU WroTe LikE ThIs and Netflix AddiCT 🥰🤪🤪✊🏿🔒🔒🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🧐🧐🧐🤯🤯

@getredytagetredy

3 жыл бұрын

Ditz

@jyotisrivastava1122

3 жыл бұрын

British: Invades the whole universe British also: Just one more universe. Some magician: I used the stones, to destroy the stones

America: Invades Iraq UK: Aw... how cute!

@gabyoseg

3 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki*

@skyguy1236

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabyoseg laughs in nanking

@gabyoseg

3 жыл бұрын

@@skyguy1236 🗿

@JasonTheSilence

3 жыл бұрын

you mean Irak?

@Vibes_FC

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabyoseg when the British empire was at its best it didn't need nukes to win.

true they invaded alot BUT NOT in 1991 the Allies pushed Iraq out of Kuwait and the 2003 invasion was NOT a "land grab" but to over throw the dictator Saddam.

God it feels great to be British, no wonder everyone speaks English world wide.

@jenstrudenau9134

Жыл бұрын

Where is your knife licence ?

@davidcenturion961

Жыл бұрын

excuse me sir, where is your umbrella?

@Alex.af.Nordheim

Жыл бұрын

Speaking English has more to do with the Americans not gonna lie

@DeamonDragoon

10 ай бұрын

The French are the reason you are speaking modern English bro

"Did you manage to invaid 90% of the world" British empire: Yes "What did it cost ?" British empire: Sunsets

@azia5051

2 жыл бұрын

At lest they were rich back then unlike today. Lol

@Jose04537

2 жыл бұрын

@@HitCannon People don't dimension who much luxury and commodity they have, compared to even royal monarchy of the past. Running water, electricity, artificial climatization, fast transportation & communications, abundant, cheap & long lasting food.

@bob69927

2 жыл бұрын

@@azia5051 we were broke when we had an empire

@davidsilverfield835

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ps4logic87

2 жыл бұрын

@@azia5051 if you look around central London, you will see McLaren, Bentley's, Rolls Royces, Porsches, Lamborghinis,I even saw Bugattis

The video would be a lot smaller if it was about every country England hasn't invaded

@shreyalove715

2 жыл бұрын

would there be a video tho?

@manfatmanley7249

2 жыл бұрын

@@shreyalove715 TRUE

@mucjwt8550

2 жыл бұрын

smart people

@SigmundOrthodoxy

2 жыл бұрын

*britian

@ANKARA_EDITZ_27

2 жыл бұрын

@@SigmundOrthodoxy England and Britain are the same

I'm proud that my country fought only one naval war with Britain, and won, the amazing Battle of Pacocha

Because of the title I expected Scotland and Wales to be on the list. England completed its conquest of Wales in 1283 and made it a principality of the English crown, hence the title Prince of Wales. Scotland was invaded by England multiple times from the year 1296 onwards, until the Union of Parliament's in 1707.

@Sadtoday

10 ай бұрын

And invaded using that word makes people think yeah they came, but what they did was destroy and pillage and harm many people

@archivesoffantasy5560

4 ай бұрын

Scotland was never outright annexed into England but the kingdoms fought wars and beat each other.

Portugal be like: "Thank f*ck we had a contract!"

@lastbaratheon8043

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ganados0

3 жыл бұрын

Brits be like "Thanks for introducing us to tea, how could we possibly invade you?"

@nyarlathotep6465

3 жыл бұрын

Still technically invaded in August 1808, just pretended we were 'ahem' fighting the French as an excuse to get away with a sneaky one

@makemap

3 жыл бұрын

Um, ya. The Brits invaded china for Tea.

@alexander9703

3 жыл бұрын

During the scramble for Africa, out of nowhere Britain suddenly recognised the part of the 'Inter caetera' Papal Bull that gave Portugal the rights to most of west Africa, knowing that being bros Portugal had to share with them.

imagine being a british student back in the 1900’s and having to color all those places in mapwork

You missed some 🤣 deago Garcia, falklands. All the South Pacific islands, main land spain ( napoleonic wars) AND Scotland!! England invaded Scotland. Im sure there’s more. Good vid

@charlescawley9923

Жыл бұрын

The Scottish King James was the first King of England, Scotland and Wales and not the other way round which is ironic in a discussion about colonialism and domination.. Later Scotland in a colonial expansion bankrupted itself and was bailed out by England drawing the countries closer together. No invasion. The Stewart dynasty was Scottish.

HG Wells: "Have you read my book War of the Worlds?" Britain: "Dont need to. I've completed it mate"

@smackbackgaming9861

3 жыл бұрын

Championship manager?

@anonb4632

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you think HG Wells got the idea from?

@cliveengel5744

3 жыл бұрын

And look at the UK now - on their knees, waiting for the America’s to Feed them, supply them just like 1939/1945 - after making the mistake of declaring war on Germany’s when they were not even threatened.

@anonb4632

3 жыл бұрын

@@cliveengel5744 The UK was allied with Poland in 1939. Know your history...

@cliveengel5744

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonb4632 why was The UK allied with Poland - they entered into an Defense pact 30 Days prior to Germany invaded - that lead to the Dunkirk defeat and subsequent loss of Empire due to the American Inspired Atlantic Charter signed by UK and US - the rest is history.. Comrade and the Glorious Soviet Armies defeated Germany by taking on May 6 1946

The British Stunning Empire 2000 years ahead of the sub-countries that invaded

I love the British argumentation for conquering places: "because it's french territory" or "because it's from a nation that is allied with France".

@dredd1502

3 жыл бұрын

Still a reasonable argument! Ha ha.

@tonyb9735

3 жыл бұрын

In fairness we were at war with the French at the time. Which is to say, most of the time.

@jamesblackwell2067

3 жыл бұрын

they did it to us, too, its just that we were better at it than they were ^^

@thoraero

3 жыл бұрын

Very justified. Very justified :D

@andrewgarner2224

3 жыл бұрын

France the only thing the British are allowed to hate/mock/despise without being labelled 'phobic Doubly so for Macron ;)

‘’Final boss music’’ = British national anthem 💀

I wish Nebula had an app so I could watch it on my tv, like any other streaming service. That’s my only gripe

1100s britain: let me grab everything 1200s britain: let me grab everything 1300s britain: let me grab everything 1400s britain: let me grab everything 1500s britain: let me grab everything 1600s britain: let me grab everything 1700s britain: let me grab everything 1800s britain: let me grab everything 1900s britain: let me grab everything *2000s britain: let’s get rid of everything.*

@email5023

3 жыл бұрын

Everything was grabbed by 1900. Getting rid of everything started in the last 1/2 of the 1900s. Please keep up...

@seanvasquez523

3 жыл бұрын

2100s britain: Just kidding let's start grabbing everything again.

@cmj199318

3 жыл бұрын

Until the world wars, UK was like the US. The Atomic bomb changed everything

@beaucaspar3990

3 жыл бұрын

Britain was created by the unification of England and Scotland. Britain didn't exist in the 1300s.

@VladimirPutin-on9xq

3 жыл бұрын

@@beaucaspar3990 great Britain is a geographical term. It existed for thousands of years. Your thinking of the United kingdom

how to make the us go to mars : tell them theres oil there how to make the uk go to mars : tell them theres an island in the middle of nowhere there

This makes me wonder if there's a country that doesn't border another country that was taken/ invaded by England