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@xXPrime_MasterXx

Ай бұрын

Thanks for the video and i love ur channel, dont stop

my mating ritual is just me dancing around a bonfire with a beer and a random stick singing out random words hoping i summon a goth mommy to take care of me

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@caindain2179

Ай бұрын

WTF😂😂😂😂😂

@I_am_miss_Conelly

Ай бұрын

goth mommys are usually attracted to Johnnie Gilbert or Jake Webber

@joyeetasinharay

Ай бұрын

Wat.

@bluedog843

Ай бұрын

So fucking real

Didn’t know I disliked water striders, but here we are lol

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

me too

@LLS710

Ай бұрын

It makes me like them more, lol

@stateofinertia

23 күн бұрын

​@@LLS710 edgy

@macncheese828

17 күн бұрын

​@@stateofinertiawe all go threw that phase once in our life

Fun Fact: Water Striders can skip through water at about 300 MPH making them a Heat Seeking Missile

@dakotabiggs9160

Ай бұрын

Funner Fact: Thats not even a 1/3 of your standard IR missile speed. thats more in line with ATGM speeds. making a water strider a Maverick-165

@purpleminnetonka8298

Ай бұрын

"Funner" 🤓👆

@dakotabiggs9160

Ай бұрын

@@purpleminnetonka8298 aaHHERRMMM actually

@jadenawesomeguy2187

2 күн бұрын

Can I see a source cause that’s really cool

the water strider is so petty it’s hilarious😂

@KuchBhi-xs5oe

Ай бұрын

All fun and rainbows until you realise humans to do it...

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

yeah right!

@abbyhill9331

Ай бұрын

Of course a man would find it hilarious.

@spiphieboi7079

Ай бұрын

@@abbyhill9331 🤦🏽🤦🏽

@Milka-xd

Ай бұрын

We're not about to start this bs today 💀

“Animal mating *_rituals_* “ in general js sounds like a cursed term to me tbh

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

what should we change it to? 🧐

@Novaurawr

Ай бұрын

@@TheEvaluat0r Nah that’s why it’s perfect

Even a brown antechinus is getting more than me....

@bluedog843

Ай бұрын

It’s getting more than everyone.

@lorierush6561

26 күн бұрын

But it dies afterwards 😢😮

Fun fact: if you have praying mantis as a pet and it's mating season keep in mind to give female praying mantis food like grasshopper but if the food is finished give another grasshopper so the male praying mantis can mating safely.

Dude my school mascot is a otter💀

@Mr_nice_guy87

12 күн бұрын

dont come to school as a female otter

FUN FACT: the amount of animals that have weird mating rituals that can fit in this video is *TOO MANY*

Brown antechinus is crazy💀💀💀 Edit all of these are crazy💀💀💀

@R-PGamerKing

24 күн бұрын

exactly

Where is the dolphins.Those guys is a menace.

Its funny cause our bio teacher decided to show us flatworms mating a week ago

@FroggyNightmares

Ай бұрын

D:

@Earl_Dioxazine

17 күн бұрын

I saw a video of toads mating in my Geography class. Also funny. Maybe. I’ll just laugh nervously. Haha.

Wow... water striders are pricks... (Sees otters) Oh dear god....

So nemo's mom was practically a guy before?

@GrayC_2478

Ай бұрын

Yeah definitely she was a dude before

@truegreen7595

20 күн бұрын

Worse, Nemo's dad will become a woman, and then become Nemo's mate

@ZzzDrained

11 күн бұрын

Clownfish are trans lol

I'm a huge fan of your content, I enjoy every upload. I never expected you to speak and joke the way you did in this video, but I must admit it was spectacular.

Amazing. This was, for me, the funniest and most informative vid I've seen. Great Job>!

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

I'll just go back to the Güiro Love Lizards doing little dances and percussion sounds for each other in that Rhythm Heaven DS minigame, thank you

Hell yeah I needed some new catego-

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

you can suggest 😋

@usmcdevildog3497

Ай бұрын

​@@TheEvaluat0rTossing in Maneaters, Animal Serial Killers

Welp. I guess we can say that certain people are no different than bugs.

I love your videos, please never stop making them :)

I used to know a woman who loved otters. This tells you all you need to know about her.

The Evaluator never fails to post weird video to attract the algorith

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

😭

ngl I burst out laughing when I heard 'piss tinder' Add that to the list of 'words I never expected to hear in my lifetime'

He forgot about dolphins, sharks and killer whale rituals.

I suggest you should do Some of the Worst Ways People have died

@pegfingers

Ай бұрын

no, he.. really shouldn't. not only are the most well-known cases absolutely horrific and will immediately get him taken down from youtube for even mentioning them, it's incredibly disrespectful to the families of those people.

I can't imagine the praying mantis one but with a mammal where its more graphic💀

Clownfish are have a quite unique way of doing it

Thanks for the video that was funny to watch 😅😅

I loved this video. For part 2, may I suggest hyenas.

The flatworms are so rekatable

@faaaailure

Ай бұрын

Real

Ok I'm stopping at the water strider bc the way I lose hope is just too much, I'm scared to wanna know the rest 😭

@GreyTrafficCone

Ай бұрын

Good thing you didn't get to the otters, cuz now I hate otters.

@SadBoy-pe5oq

Ай бұрын

@@GreyTrafficCone noooo I can't believe otters can't be trusted now 😭😭😭

@Needlz83

Ай бұрын

You did a smart move there!

these animals freaky.

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

🤯

Can you do every dnd classes?

I would really like to see a explanation on european weapons from the 13th century.

Bro, what is your secret to your KZread success?

@PaintExplainerTV

Ай бұрын

It's really a question for me too

@WormBurger

Ай бұрын

Bleeping out the word sex.

@nocopyrighteddudeBob

Ай бұрын

Bruh you have 1k with 7 vids

@sc3neboi647

Ай бұрын

big balls

@GamersImage

Ай бұрын

Make random facts videos

Me and my family went on SAFARI once and we saw the giraffes neck fighting.

Water striders done making me too victims

With another pair of balls 💀

Not my proudest tug

@flutefox3177

Ай бұрын

Y-you didn’t.. did you? Oh no.

2:55 Bro sounds traumatized after the water strider😂😂

I was sure that only male marsupial mice lived for one season, and female could survive

what is this outro music i love it!

Love the video! Water strider got me 💀

W idea W video

1:28 you missed the chance to say “death by Snu Snu”

I’m pretty sure every single one of these rituals have occurred between humans at some point, and most of them ended in prison sentences

1:10 Died due to its balls exploded

I love how The Evaluator has a way of explaining explicit content and make older kids understand and young minors do not wilst still making it not sound super weird. (Lol sometimes that is😏)

13:39 “BAALLS” 🤣🤣

Male giraffe= R Kelly?!

I didn't know I had so much in common with flat worms....

Nice

The porcupine became hedgehogs

Fun fact: Sometimes, when the male praying mantis mates, sometimes the mating all succeed and the female will not eat the male.

Who else here is glad that these are the animals and not humans... If it wasn't like that, the Aces might be onto something.

Hey, aren't you the guy from "Mostly Facts"? Nice voice and great narration!

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

Yes! Thank you!

@YourPocketTiger

Ай бұрын

This is an AI voice not real

@louyuno

29 күн бұрын

@@YourPocketTiger It's not, watch Mostly Facts videos, you can see the narrator in a good portion of them.

@axehead45

3 күн бұрын

@@YourPocketTiger Prove it

So your telling me that Flatworms are basically us doing a sword fight

@TheEvaluat0r

25 күн бұрын

lmao!

Water striders sounds a lot like r@pers

@GrayC_2478

Ай бұрын

yes they are

So...no one's gonna talk about the barrel eye fish?

Keep in mind this is adding human moral to the animal kingdom

"literal *dolphin sounds*"

You should have drawn the anglerfish with eyelashes since the big scary anglerfish are the female ones. Maybe that's why people used to say I'm like an anglerfish! I'm big and scary and eat large things.

I don't know why I expected morals from animals, but goddamn...

This was not the episode to watch while having breakfast 😂

And i thought god created male animals for good- 💀💀💀

Has this guy ever voiced reddit stories he sounds so familiar

Omg you minsioned a dance for the praymantis I have seen a mini one dance it’s so adorable it must be ready to mate now I know it’s probably a male but I’m cunfused cuz he’s the only one no females

2:57 NA NA WHAT. THE. F**K.

Ouch😭

The water strider one In the thumbnail is just water. But we know what humans do to it

Anyone know the closest store that sells double-barrel shotguns and has at least two 12-guadge shells in stock?

@GrayC_2478

Ай бұрын

to shoot the male otters?

Fun fact; otters have an actual bone for their boners known as a baculum. Courtships of some arachnids like tarantulas and jumping spiders are music and dances to what might be a fatal rejection. Even if they are successful they may still be food for the female. Some animals (mostly fish that I can think of) like bettas/siamese fighting fish are unique as a male can harass and or kill females if the body of water is too small, personality differences, or either party isn't ready/in the mood to mate.

Crazy

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

right?!

Interesting

😮 You've got to be kidding!

Death by snu-snu

Question: if the sperm of the earwig mite swim around throughout the female’s whole body and “bypass” the uterus, do they not need eggs to fertilize? I’m confused 😅

@GrayC_2478

Ай бұрын

big question is why they have uterus?!

1:30 ...snusnu...! ;-)

As a Human, you can understand that these are all kinda fucked up but... animals don't have the same sense of morals unfortunately. Otters don't see what they do as wrong because they aren't intelligent enough to have morals. So for the guys out there who don't take no for an answer, the only things that can't understand consent are unintelligent. Are you intelligent?

@stateofinertia

23 күн бұрын

i don't think it's a matter of intelligence when it comes to humans. for some, it is because they're not intelligent enough, but many r@pists are indeed intelligent, they just don't care.

no wonder its bizzare

Giraffe is so cursed

Nature is glory

I’m starting to hate sea otters

12:07 oh

Brown Antechinus: omg wow😮 Water Striders & Otters: I hate the males of both of these species now, I hope it is "not all men" but goddamn😱😱

And we thought moskitos were dumb 😂😂😂

I can’t watch finding Nemo anymore-

Why don’t the porcupines just do missionary?? 😭

The praying mantis😞😞

Giraffe on that r kelly shi

7:20-8:29 accurately defines my sex life

Ranked sex is crazy 💀

crazy

@TheEvaluat0r

Ай бұрын

i know!

What did i just wach

If you think water striders are bad, you should learn about duck mating. Also, you cannot hold animals to human standards, this whole anthropomorphising of the natural world is ridiculous.

water striders in short: f*ck consent

instead of bizarre, maybe you have have named this EVIL...I've only watched 2 (water striders and otters), and I dont want to see any more...what the fuck....

They died doing what they loved

Im not dissapointed with the comments👍 (unlike on tik tok)