I’m in Australia *AND EVERY SPIDER WANTS TO KILL ME MATE*

@zechridoes2736

5 жыл бұрын

Ay mate same here funnels friggin everywhere

@noodlesplayssolitaire9193

5 жыл бұрын

Same....

@ricegarden8188

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly thank you mate

@bunnychild6218

5 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for you

@emilykeeble9321

5 жыл бұрын

Same

The birds didn't get Harry *_the wasps did_*

@spoopymemes3758

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog wat

@frank-he7dr

5 жыл бұрын

spoopy memes you doing get it

@abailawsome3764

5 жыл бұрын

WHYYYYYYY HARRY WAS SO CUTE THO!!!

@zimmsterr9699

5 жыл бұрын

Stop stalking me..

@yoda3721

5 жыл бұрын

OMG IM IN YOUR DISCORD

I absolutely love seeing MatPat, Stephanie, And James in the most wholesome and kind way. You will be missed, and thanks for everything MatPat. {for yall who keep yapping about this being the wrong video, MatPat and Stephanie voiced the two spiders in the beginning, and were even given credit during the end.}

@HxdrxYT

2 ай бұрын

This has 49 likes. That proves that people still watch this video in 2024!

@doofycoco6893

2 ай бұрын

@@HxdrxYT true

@Magic_Pen_Studios

2 ай бұрын

@@HxdrxYTof course they do! James makes some of the best animation videos out there!!

@thatguyderpy1698

2 ай бұрын

Wrong channel buddy

@Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL

2 ай бұрын

😭

When u learn 5 years later that the baby and mummy spider were voiced by matpat and Steph

@Jule_5589

Ай бұрын

fr tho

@Yume-AW

Ай бұрын

WAIT WHAAAAT

@DOMyth

Ай бұрын

ow my brain hurts

@ZachEscarioOfficial

Ай бұрын

😮

@theothergreatone

Ай бұрын

I knew that. I watched the "Hello Retirement" video. It was pretty cool.

"Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low." .....Send Help ;-;

@incidentmemezzz6943

5 жыл бұрын

I feel u

@danieldiar5998

5 жыл бұрын

i live in Australia and its beautiful here

@lloydbautista2055

5 жыл бұрын

Actually only 2 people have died of spider bites in Australia in the last 40 years. The dangerousness of Australian wildlife is just massively overplayed in the US.

@SolarisTwili

5 жыл бұрын

Chochiip aussie fam

@GamerMoment_

5 жыл бұрын

Every time I see one I shit myself and bust out a can of axe and a lighter

Scientist: Bees are dying at a fast rate. James: WELL GOOD FOR THEM

@theseeker3383

5 жыл бұрын

Bakugo

@zaitsu2461

5 жыл бұрын

Bakugo

@KO-jx6ps

5 жыл бұрын

🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

@n3p1un3

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone in chat just saying bakugou? XD

@seuldoll

5 жыл бұрын

bAKUGOU?

I haven’t realized it was MatPat in the intro until the new KZread’s channel video

@your_cute_

2 ай бұрын

Same 😭

@emirkiram2580

2 ай бұрын

Same. Even though she even said Matthew

@debashrita_2013

2 ай бұрын

Same here :)

@lucasbaldi4887

2 ай бұрын

Same

@Surafel-Assefa

Ай бұрын

Same

I can't believe that I never realized it was Matpat and Stephanie doing the mommy spider and baby spider's voice XD

@rickmartinez3268

12 күн бұрын

Adorable

Teacher:What did we learn today? Kids: TIME TO KILL WASP!

@Jsjeuducjejwjsif

5 жыл бұрын

what kinda 1012 impact meme is this shit

@iamagoogleuser3830

5 жыл бұрын

Don't get it

@lithiumvids9448

5 жыл бұрын

FUCK WASPS

@memeboi5800

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

My Therapist: "Realistic Mouth The Odd1 is not real, he can't hurt you. Realistic Mouth The Odd1: 7:35

@BronyFan27

4 жыл бұрын

Shoot The Bullet James: They can’t be making a movie about me! But they are!! And they’re using..(7:34)actors...

@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo

4 жыл бұрын

*AAAAAAH*

@samzou6255

4 жыл бұрын

i saw your comment right when james said "but remember thats just a theory a- *FRICK*

@jehanlunca4752

4 жыл бұрын

@Shin-Goji 216 holy frick holy frick

@sweetcisteen

4 жыл бұрын

Shoot The Bullet à

i never did realise that that was stephanie and matthew in the first few minutes.

He started talking about bees at 4:43 which is exactly halfway through the video. The attention to detail deserves recognition.

"And theres only a 50% chance that their venomous" *Gee thanks JaMeS*

@carryonfam3790

5 жыл бұрын

AJ Animations you bad at spelling

@DuesVult

5 жыл бұрын

I been bit by mosquitos 2000 times

@theresamerithew8282

5 жыл бұрын

Mmmkkkkk

@lovetaeyong

5 жыл бұрын

AJ Animations I still live in Australia

@bitchlasagna1933

5 жыл бұрын

@@carryonfam3790 *you're

No one: KZread: We love animators❤️❤️ Also KZread: (Bans Animators) Also KZread: number 1 on trending! Edit: I SaiD BaNnINg AnImAtOrS to sound really stooped and I wanted to see if I could get noticed thanks for all the likes❤️

@oliviagruss2378

5 жыл бұрын

CK Surge bans animators?

@CPDealer

5 жыл бұрын

Ban Animators?

@kojibert

5 жыл бұрын

CK Surge bans animators? (Let’s keep the chain going)

@CPDealer

5 жыл бұрын

Bans Animators?

@surgelol5339

5 жыл бұрын

DrDeathspacito Bans Animators

MatPat shall be missed forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thx for making the video! ^^

@Whatasunnyday97678

Ай бұрын

They do live streams but on a dif channel

@CarmenDahCroissant

Ай бұрын

@@Whatasunnyday97678 Me know I'll still miss him though.

@CarmenDahCroissant

Ай бұрын

@@Whatasunnyday97678 Me know I'll still miss him though.

Matthew was matpat and I just realized

*Bees:* *-Fuzzy bois* *-They buzz* *-p o l l i n a t e* *-Cute lil bumble bois* *Wasps:* *-Evil* *-Must be destroyed* *-Stings you for no reason* *-They can call die for all I care*

@imanihall1893

4 жыл бұрын

I have a pet wasp :(

@sl8103

4 жыл бұрын

KFC kill it

@imanihall1893

4 жыл бұрын

@@sl8103 But I love him

@arty0517

4 жыл бұрын

The bee is also the wasp for me....T^T

@marigraceatienza9881

4 жыл бұрын

BEElieve every BEE in the planet earth and BEE the good BEE you are vuxedo BEE the most loving care vuxedo (did I spell your name right?)

7:34 “Holy Frick, that’s true fear.” 🤣🤣

@steakyesydsydys

5 жыл бұрын

100th like

@NotAFrenchPerson

5 жыл бұрын

4:46 aaaaaaaaaaaaaa so skary!!!!!!!!!

@steakyesydsydys

5 жыл бұрын

WARNING WARNING WARING COMMENT STOLEN FROM ME

@steakyesydsydys

5 жыл бұрын

FBI IS COMING

@rosalara7132

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahh

jumping spiders are actually SOOOOO cute

Yes, I live in Australia and Yes, my friends and family occasionally let spiders onto their hands. Half of us just love spiders for some reason, despite living in the only places where we are likely to die from picking them up. Yet we still pick them up. Why? Cause they’re cute.

@Official_lord_noob

2 ай бұрын

Whats ur favourite? Was in australia in december and came 3 weeks later. Saw 2 sydney funnel webs so that was slightly scary. Also saw a huntsman

@futuza

Ай бұрын

Huntsmen are fine, but a bloody funnel? Run.

I’ve been stung by a bee 0 times Been stung by a hornet 3 times Screw hornets

@catie_m

5 жыл бұрын

thank you!

@artandfiction4534

5 жыл бұрын

I've never been stung by a bee, and a yellow jacket tried to sting me twice. It stung me at the waist, somehow, and (since they can't tell the difference between each living being), it stung my dad beside the eye. Then it died.

@briapryor1709

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve never gotten stung or bitten, but I’m still scared.

@hueyyunnwong2687

5 жыл бұрын

6 minutes 180 likes

@mightybush946

5 жыл бұрын

Hornets are soo much worse

"... Only Like 50% Of Spiders Are Venomous Unless You Live In Australia." *Sigh*

@moodyblues165

4 жыл бұрын

Wait do you libe in altralela ?

@moodyblues165

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i spelled it wrong

@longboardkid4203

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Lim crickey He is kind of right

@arsonitsnotamistakeitsamas2761

4 жыл бұрын

It's true

@balls4295

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck... I’m in australia

I only knew this was MatPat and Steph from KZread's MatPat video. And it's been several years since I first watched this video. 😆

I seriously NEVER realized that the voice for the two spiders are Mat and Steph They will be missed

James: “what did we learn?” Me: *to wear my seatbelt!*

@RexOM9

5 жыл бұрын

tHaT rAnDoM fAn true

*James* : Unless you live in Australia... *Me who lives in Australia* :...Shit

@thecreator1936

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZqiAqbF6XaiuetI.html

@katie6228

5 жыл бұрын

same

@JohnDoe-kx1fj

5 жыл бұрын

yeah same XD

@-alex-1985

5 жыл бұрын

fuckin same, there were 6 redback nests in my brothers room alone

@JP-lf2qz

5 жыл бұрын

Came to comment this

Fun fact: at 0:00 the spiders were actually voiced by matpat and steph

@jadielgarcia692

2 ай бұрын

You mean 0:01

@Domin-Ant

2 ай бұрын

@@jadielgarcia692 nerd

OMG IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS TO REALIZE THAT THE SPIDERS WERE MATT AND STEPH!!!

@feanyvideos5239

2 ай бұрын

BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING

Me: **Has Arachnophobia** Video: *Just don't be scared of spiders* Me: oh I should have thought of that

@abritt518

5 жыл бұрын

For real tho lol. Ik they are a 1/1000 my size. But they’re scary!!

@pieterd3408

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@ballistickgamerya941

5 жыл бұрын

I KNOW

@heytheredemons3579

5 жыл бұрын

Ikrrr I love James but I honestly hate when people say stuff like that

@scratch9349

5 жыл бұрын

Lol same

Shoutout to my boy Lucas the Spider He is so cute.

@sketchysim5351

5 жыл бұрын

Yuss

@Mackn0

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@xxduskdragonxx

5 жыл бұрын

The BandiCrew YASSSSSS

@Noni-ys2xw

5 жыл бұрын

Right

@lemonedamaterasu8784

5 жыл бұрын

_I KNOW HIM AND THIS IS MY ONLY FAV SPIDER

I will miss matpat 😢

Seeing matpat in this is so wholesome ❤️

Me: Sees spider on the floor Also me: If you staying here you paying rent bro.

@courtney7709

4 жыл бұрын

Heheh. I like this comment.

@InvalidUser18

4 жыл бұрын

+GayJayy I like that. For all we know it is.

@gaming209boyinthehouse5

4 жыл бұрын

There's a bee on my hand right now

@warriorxheart

4 жыл бұрын

They pay rent by eating your pests

@cz8176

4 жыл бұрын

@@warriorxheart True

"But then, when a bee lands on your arm," *HOLY FRICK*

@GojiBoiEarth1964

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan French *THATS TRUE FEAR*

@DexterRL

5 жыл бұрын

@@GojiBoiEarth1964 a wasp landed on my foot and i just stood there and took a pic

@GojiBoiEarth1964

5 жыл бұрын

Dexter the Cat well if ether a wasp or a hornet (or a yellow jacket but they are wasp but there nest are underground) you have to stand still and HOPE that it doesn’t sting since there REALLY aggressive

@markellefultzeatingasugarc9327

5 жыл бұрын

U sAid THe FRIcK WorD

@exilehax2804

5 жыл бұрын

When a bee lands on your arm just leave it but if a hornet lands on your *FRICKING* face Just Scream BEES

I hope people know that spiders and bees are good creatures that help our environment.😊

I honestly still freak out when a wasp just lands on me and stays there for MINUTES.

0:46 Spiders webs are too weak to trap you 3:46 Spider webs are stronger than bullet proof vests

@puppystar7253

5 жыл бұрын

You mean 0:45 and 3:45

@deamonslayer-nd1so

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt think about that

@Ekwahismygoat

5 жыл бұрын

I smashed a bulletproof vest with a sledge hammer, yeetus

@deamonslayer-nd1so

5 жыл бұрын

Yeetis the fetus

@christopherrobles8678

5 жыл бұрын

Puppy Star don’t correct him

“But when a bee lands on you, *Holy frick* “ “ *T h a t ‘ s t r u e f e a r* ”

@chimkennungey8167

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve had a wasp land on my face at 6:45 in the morning for like five minutes on the bus. I had an internal mental breakdown right there. *Never. Again.*

@Runrunrun38

4 жыл бұрын

The Crafted Creeper YT I died when he said this

@farahtorres6212

4 жыл бұрын

“What are u saying about dangerous colors America”

@sarahmohammadi7232

4 жыл бұрын

The Crafted Creeper YT true

@taralefebvre2889

4 жыл бұрын

Yasssss

0:34 "Ok, fine, if you're in the shower and you see a spider crawling up your leg, like a freaking pervert- then that's an appropriate time to freak out" this is my favorite ducking line-

James: “People with arachnophobia have an irrational fear of spiders.” *me who was bitten by an extremely venomous spider at 2 years old* Me: “woooooooooow.”

Roses are red, Violets are blue No wait, violets are violet *GREAT* , now I'm confused

@princerichards6279

5 жыл бұрын

pratima gakhar NOICE

@elchuloeugene2568

5 жыл бұрын

It was good but wut does this have 2 do with the video

@Bexyboo7

5 жыл бұрын

Nice Lol!

@MonoCrowbo

5 жыл бұрын

Roses are blue, Violets are red. Why did you leave me Karen. What did I...what did i do....

@elchuloeugene2568

5 жыл бұрын

@@MonoCrowbo isnt it roses r red violets r blue and who the frick is karen

When I was little, there was a common household spider that used to crawl around my house. I named him Boris. I held him in my hand one time. We were good friends. That was a long time ago. He’s probably dead. I miss Boris. #RIPBoris

@gdog9423

5 жыл бұрын

RIP Boris

@Maxims1

5 жыл бұрын

F

@zwinny0408

5 жыл бұрын

#ripboris

@geremydunn4836

5 жыл бұрын

F

@anormalguyjustpassingthrou6456

5 жыл бұрын

Awwww boris you will be missed 😭

I agree on the 'Wasps are absolute maniacal maniacs' statement, here is a incident with me and a wasp: *I was at a campground and the place had a wasp nest nearby because i kept seeing wasps flying around. I had recently set up my computer in the kitchen lounge near the playground and was watching youtube, then a wasp flew from an open window and smack-bammed its stinger into my arm, I was young and it was my first time being stung by a wasp so I cried, A lot, My mom caught the culprit, just walking around the seat that I was sitting in as it stung me, I just imagine that wasp going: "Hmm... hey! That kid there is having peace and calm, LETS STING 'EM"* ... So that was fun, oh and another story from the same place (Before i got stung): *I was walking near a gate thing that led to my campground and I herd buzzing, I looked down to a wasp having NO MERCY on a random cricket, I looked in surprise when suddenly, SMUSH! I watched as a lady stepped on them, I gave them a glare that was like 'How may you crush a living creature' and as that person walked away I had a look, the wasp had flown away in anger leaving a hurt cricket, I grabbed my bug jar, named them Katy because we thought it was a cicada, died within a bit, I was sad, this was my mind 'How dare that lady step on them, the cricket could have survived and if it could not have she just made the death more long and painful'* ... so that was some stories, thanks for reading!

This is the first vid of yours that I watched around when it came out, and my brothers showed it to me. Have been watching all of your vids since. Best of luck.

Me: after watching the video, next time I see a spider, I'll make sure to spray it with some water if it's thirsty and leave it alone afterwards.. *1 month later* Me: uh.. yea, 911? 911: what's your emergency? Me: *MY HOUSE IS INFESTED WITH SPIDERS!* 911: *HOLY SHT, RUUUNNNN!*

@local_local_shopman9299

5 жыл бұрын

@Evan G. what is a dumy? Do you mean dummy?

@kloeharrelson881

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@local_local_shopman9299

5 жыл бұрын

@Evan G. I'm aware

Spider: “Never seeing the sun, children smile, or graduate college.” 2020: You’re not alone.

@subaruTomD

3 жыл бұрын

True bc of the pandamic

@cartooncat8890

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@cartooncat8890

3 жыл бұрын

@Chara dreamurr Do it

@marcuswilson514

3 жыл бұрын

Biggest of sads

@stevendademon009

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I've saved many wasps in my day, and they are pretty chill once they realize you have nothing to offer them.

@Moon_kitten10

10 күн бұрын

that is true but... here is a incident with me and a wasp: *I was at a campground and the place had a wasp nest nearby because i kept seeing wasps flying around. I had recently set up my computer in the kitchen lounge near the playground and was watching youtube, then a wasp flew from an open window and smack-bammed its stinger into my arm, I was young and it was my first time being stung by a wasp so I cried, A lot, My mom caught the culprit, just walking around the seat that I was sitting in as it stung me, I just imagine that wasp going: "Hmm... hey! That kid there is having peace and calm, LETS STING 'EM"* ... So that was fun, oh and another story from the same place (Before i got stung): 8I was walking near a gate thing that led to my campground and I herd buzzing, I looked down to a wasp having NO MERCY on a random cricket, I looked in surprise when suddenly, SMUSH! I watched as a lady stepped on them, I gave them a glare that was like 'How may you crush a living creature' and as that person walked away I had a look, the wasp had flown away in anger leaving a hurt cricket, I grabbed my bug jar, named them Katy because we thought it was a cicada, died within a bit, I was sad, this was my mind 'How dare that lady step on them, the cricket could have survived and if it could not have she just made the death more long and painful'* ... so that was some stories, That is why wasps are maniacal maniacs! heheh....

I actually got stung by a be before so here’s the story: One time when I was at my best friends house we went to go to a store but the thing was they had bees but they were being crazy at that time, so when we were gonna get out they were still mad, so we put blankets over us and weared a bee head protector thingy. When it was my turn to get out the blanket had a bee or bee stinger, and my hand felt it but I thought it was a hard peice of the blanket but it wasn’t. I got stung and hurried inside (her dad was with when I went inside) when I got inside he put medicine on it let me take a pill to help and put a bandage on it. The end😀🙂

"unless you live in australia" you see the problem is i do live in australia

@tyrahalessandrab2234

5 жыл бұрын

Same here 🤣😂

@tard_001

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@neifz4113

5 жыл бұрын

Well shist

@justyyohan9423

5 жыл бұрын

true that brother.. we're fighting for our fucking lives

@djgam3r715

5 жыл бұрын

* friends theme starts playing. *

Me: “it’s just a spider!” Also me: *screams and runs*

@DEAD-oh7bu

4 жыл бұрын

I do the same 😐

@j4zissc00l7

4 жыл бұрын

Heyy :p SAME

@hugoismycat5030

4 жыл бұрын

Can i have it?

@bunnyhunny2939

4 жыл бұрын

My friend when sees a Spider:awww só cute *puts OUTDIDE* me when sees a Spider: ITS A MONSTA HALP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT

@jester6298

4 жыл бұрын

Me:*burns the house while screaming súper loud*

james can solve world hunger by telling people to eat

Bumblebees: hi I wove you Wasps: I have committed multiple war crimes

Me: I love bees and and there good for the environment A bee: Buzz Me,Shaking and crying: please dont hurt me

@spawnisanevilbastard2146

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@glibernstienadulfa5024

5 жыл бұрын

Hi, kiddo

@amyshaffer6070

5 жыл бұрын

Storm ZapToiD at my school we have carpenter bees all around us but I am not scared

@Gabi-qb9kq

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong THERE! You wrote there instead of their

@guim3017

5 жыл бұрын

@@Gabi-qb9kq Both are wrong, its they're XD (in case you're wondering, it's they're because they're is an abreviation for they are).

James: unless you live in Australia, spiders aren't that venomous Me: *currently in Australia* *leaves the room* 😂😂

@sarahjane7432

5 жыл бұрын

I was like...what if you live in Australia...next second...unless you live in Australia....

@jaydenabrahams3736

5 жыл бұрын

Beatrice Hoggemburk same

@omarsukar4342

5 жыл бұрын

Even if ur in Australia it's a pretty low chance of getting bitten by a venomous spider

@nikolaytoshev5720

5 жыл бұрын

Outside? Where the spiders can find you?

@zabloing4475

5 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahahhahaahahahaahhaahhaahhaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😄😄😃😄😄😄😄🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 so funny

"but when a bee lands on your arm?...... Holy frick"

0:01 bye matpat

U were reassuring me that I was absolutely fine with spiders until you said “Unless you live in Australia”

@Brxndible

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@siennad2304

5 жыл бұрын

SO true

@amasterdaone2316

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@historysdustbin3988

5 жыл бұрын

Lol same there was a huntsman in the bathroom yesterday

@Rjcky22

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Spiders are fine, bees are cool, But WASPS ARE THE DEFINITION OF EVIL

@sutsuj6437

5 жыл бұрын

@Hiss Panic no Hornets kill wasps and aren't as agrassive as wasps are

@goodvibes6079

5 жыл бұрын

KayleeDaGamer I love wasps

@crazylittlegemini9965

5 жыл бұрын

@Hiss Panic wasps and Hornets, bees from a far...stabby death things from a close

@Verisity

5 жыл бұрын

They are

@caninec1836

5 жыл бұрын

musquitoes are a little higher on the naughty list in my opinion, and their name is hard to spell too!

I love spider there cute

@oliviadennis2521

10 күн бұрын

They're*

@oliviadennis2521

10 күн бұрын

They're*🙂

I genuinely think James and Matt pat have the exact same vocal cords, I’ve never told the difference between their voices

“Yay I’m from Australia time to go human hunting” -Spiders

@FinTaxes

4 жыл бұрын

The walking arthropod New show

@isabelguijosa1451

4 жыл бұрын

Okay

@superd0rp243

4 жыл бұрын

Ex0 Scarzy me too

@daisyduck3655

3 жыл бұрын

DONT I NEED TO SURVIVE

@daisyduck3655

3 жыл бұрын

Well imma duck sooooooo

"I'm afraid humans aren't that smart Matthew," Me: That is sometimes accurate.

@rat4359

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes more like all the time

@coochieman1970

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@viviantran7063

5 жыл бұрын

Moondreamer sometime?

@astrea4020

5 жыл бұрын

You mean always.

@cupcakefluff5216

5 жыл бұрын

@@ghoul5522 the spider at the beginning dumba**

It’s so good to see this video again

i once held a wasp and didn’t get stung, and i didn’t even get scared. I am fearless lol

Me: Oh wow I guess spiders aren’t that bad James: Except for Australia Me: *_dies_*

@penguintato3752

5 жыл бұрын

You live unserwater, you'll be fine

@aprilstrevens1743

5 жыл бұрын

@@penguintato3752 yeah but what about the swimming danger noodles

@pieterd3408

5 жыл бұрын

@@aprilstrevens1743 Nope Ropes

@aprilstrevens1743

5 жыл бұрын

Air? The planes, Birds that are viscious, flying baby spiders? Mosquitous, bugs etc. etc.

@aprilstrevens1743

5 жыл бұрын

@Edward Gross ok i understand ur point but.... never. Ever. Call. A. Koala. A. Drop. Bear. Ever. In. Your. Life. Again. But yeah

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had some drinks.. Cool guy.. Wants to be a web developer.

@veronika2403

5 жыл бұрын

Funny...

@wdubs1

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Griffin Eh Louis, remember that time I took a 🅱pider out?

@moondreamer6698

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@gamingcookiereal

5 жыл бұрын

i liked it from 69 to 70 wait why'd it go up so fast

@plantain-potatopieproducti1111

5 жыл бұрын

Holy this is a wonderful comment

“So… wait- the two most dangerous spiders in the US are the *brown* recluse, and the *BLACK* wID- *ad plays*” 1:23

“Harmlessly immobilize the spider” Meanwhile it being violated

But I live In Australia.. Just don't touch em lol.

@typicalstuffstuff8189

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@giuliana3875

5 жыл бұрын

JMC just “DONT BLOODY TOUCH IT”

@MADEINNSW

5 жыл бұрын

lol dont put your fingers in those holes in the ground!!

@myadventure8832

5 жыл бұрын

Is that possible

@amycortese9963

5 жыл бұрын

you took the words right out of my mouth. Australia can be a scary place

Once while I was in the shower, I saw a spider. I tried to keep track of where it was but it disappeared. Haven't showered since.

@Kayy_523

4 жыл бұрын

*pukes*

@rashelstottlemire4515

4 жыл бұрын

...OH

@hamzakiani5588

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing but instead of shower it was kitchen and instead of spider it was centipede

@susanmclean5105

4 жыл бұрын

At least 3 days... *THREE DAYS.* ... *vomits*

@wierd-_-xd2288

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

The fact that a bee will sting you knowing it will die just so it can make you feel pain makes me amused and mad at the same time

spider mom: I'm afraid that humans aren't that smart Matthew.

If all the bees are cousins in the bee movie... SWEET HOME ALABAMA (I never got this many likes)

@nathangelaude4787

5 жыл бұрын

MoGames 45 ALABEEMA*

@nathangelaude4787

5 жыл бұрын

Jose’s BBQ Foot Massage it’s a fucking joke.

@yayeetpicklechin9040

5 жыл бұрын

MoGames 45 they fuck the queen which is technically their mom

@suugarush2555

5 жыл бұрын

@@yayeetpicklechin9040 only one does. The worthy one

@gentle6400

5 жыл бұрын

Bee population is from only the queen

Me: Steps on bee "Ouch my foot! :(" Bee that got stepped on: "...." Yeah, he's dead.

@misanthropicisolation4013

5 жыл бұрын

GOOD!

@itzmekam3281

5 жыл бұрын

I got stung by bee 2 times

@starfriendzstudio8692

5 жыл бұрын

Na Fianna I’ve never been stung by any bee

As someone who has a fear of spiders,but also has one as a pet. I do use his webs as a vest (Ps I did the cup trick but came to attached to throw it in the wild)

how did i not know that matpat and stephanie voiced the first bit what the hell

"If you had to fight and a shark. The shark would win." *_The more you know_*

@nice-qz7gk

5 жыл бұрын

-people on youtube know nothing- *people on youtube are so smart*

@roydriver74

5 жыл бұрын

Xtreme Cubing how did you put the line on the word

@roydriver74

5 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache no spider 🕷🕸🦈

@nice-qz7gk

5 жыл бұрын

@@roydriver74 i mean - word - (no space)

@randytherockerrichards7658

5 жыл бұрын

*200th like*

James: so, what did we learn Me: that spiders are perverts

@nanayo1123

4 жыл бұрын

No,just, no.

@radical_rose9089

4 жыл бұрын

Gamerboy 345601 yes just yes

@nanayo1123

4 жыл бұрын

Itz Angie_Playz YES JUST YES, ......XD

@radical_rose9089

4 жыл бұрын

Gamerboy 345601 XD

@emmasmith5137

4 жыл бұрын

Yea pervert

Bro it's matpat

@Liamsrandomuploads

2 ай бұрын

What do you mean

@xoxokittysquad

Ай бұрын

If you mean theory matpat well the voice is kinda the same

What I think when my mom says spiders bite when they feel threatened: spider: **chilling** Someone: touches spider Spider: Pulls out AK-47

My friend threw a rock at a beehive once... He had a bad day.

@ashleyallen975

5 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@lilymcnulty6411

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder how he looked like

@jilliansipila7478

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this

@randomrainbows4226

5 жыл бұрын

I think you meant time... *MEGALOVANIA BLASTS AT FULL VOLUME*

@ludmilasierra2508

5 жыл бұрын

Ya don't say

“they don’t know how to open doors” *spider crawls under door *

@_gacha_melanie_7787

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Changelllelle

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SCtrojanGrl

4 жыл бұрын

*Open

@inconspicuousredpanda582

4 жыл бұрын

Shoot

@kodzvme1598

4 жыл бұрын

yes. This is agreement of spiders trying to get through doors. ~^~

"i harmlessly immobilize spiders with thumb tacks and pull silk out of their abdomen to add to my ever increasing collection" ... "i dont feel comfortable with you anymore patrick"

When James made that speech made total scence

James: "Bees are the hardest working thing on earth." Ants: Are we a joke to you?

@booksandart5920

4 жыл бұрын

Yeees, poor ants

@wildspirit2534

4 жыл бұрын

Ants are 2st hardest working thing on earth

@dabondabshxrk_bob

4 жыл бұрын

Tv

@_marshP

4 жыл бұрын

Humans:We're right here bruh.

@felinefrost7023

4 жыл бұрын

franco cruz technically most humans don’t work soooo

James:in the shower and has soap to cover his thing Also James:doesn’t even wear pants

@meatpie9365

4 жыл бұрын

I just realized that-

@toot5437

4 жыл бұрын

I just relized that he never needed that

@saymyname2618

4 жыл бұрын

Just like Donald Duck

@frux4326

4 жыл бұрын

@Lukanimations u re.... thats why. why would james put soap bubbles over his thing even tho he doesnt even wear pants-

@luthienr.3440

4 жыл бұрын

He is wearing clothes, it’s called skin

“Unless you live in Australia, the chances of you dying by a spider bite is pretty low.” The chances are low, but never zero.

Plant flowers and make little beehives for them to live in :)

But we like spider-man But spiders...do you like spider-man?

@shadowdragun

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly, the spider-kid at the beginning had a poster of him

@mnichow2146

5 жыл бұрын

They Don't Like Spider Man. They Like Man Spider!

@bugjuice_

5 жыл бұрын

It might be offensive to their kind, we'll never know the answer.

@anonym0us563

5 жыл бұрын

Man-spider, man-spider does whatever a man-spider does

James:"their webs are too weak to trap you" Also James:"next time you go to a gun fight wear a spider web"

@WarmGlowinWarminGlow

4 жыл бұрын

Tue dat lol!!😆

@gamingbauman5834

4 жыл бұрын

Pavlo 478 it was a joke

@ilikesharting7224

4 жыл бұрын

Wyatt bauman Vlogger but he also said that the web is very strong and even stronger than a bulletproof vest

@gamingbauman5834

4 жыл бұрын

Jarhead.official ye

@xxx_arkia_xxx2892

4 жыл бұрын

Pavlo 478 I know right

I love how the wasps had the sound of an m-61 vulcan gatling cannon

Me on my way to say goodbye matpat on every video that he’s ever part of

“Their webs aren’t strong enough to trap you” “Spider webs are bullet proof” Ok james

@poimedhanzel2103

4 жыл бұрын

XDlazered lmao the comment I saw before this is exactly the same thing

@ibslxn4706

4 жыл бұрын

Rover wait was it? I didn’t copy

@ibslxn4706

4 жыл бұрын

Rover I didn’t even know it was there

@afsheensuleman5016

3 жыл бұрын

@@ibslxn4706 poor you.

@superpeanutcrusade9208

3 жыл бұрын

Their webs can’t trap you because they’re too thin. If the web was thick as a bulletproof vest it would be bulletproof. Spider silk is five times stronger than STEEL of the same width.

Only _one_ Bee Movie refrence?! Wow man, that's restraint.

@epochii2756

5 жыл бұрын

Beestraint***

@sarahryan3888

5 жыл бұрын

I’d have to agree, man.

@caelestisrouge

5 жыл бұрын

Well maybe James’ new end card phrase will be, “Ya like jazz?”.

@BluePuffyy

5 жыл бұрын

its unBEElievable :P

@caelestisrouge

5 жыл бұрын

Should I reference the subreddit r/woooosh here or no? e.e

the brown recluse is the most dangerous spider actually

“ I’ve been stung by a bee not three times not four times but two times “😂😂 7:58 we learned not to roast wasps 😂

James:*throws rock at wasp hive* Wasps: *uno reverse card* 7:53

@peppapig8736

4 жыл бұрын

shoot

@ilovepantera815

4 жыл бұрын

Oh dear

@adamarisrios8599

4 жыл бұрын

“Luk” nice

@leese7617

4 жыл бұрын

We'll be right back

Lil spider: “mommy, why does people hate us?” Me: “It’s hard to explain...”

@mundocalissa5121

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Well, basically humans are *dumb*. They caused so many things that hurt the planet, but only pay attention to their actions when a cute species like the panda is about to go extinct or when it’s already to late. Your great great great great great great great great great great thirteenth cousin was a dodo, and humans killed all of her kind. She is still alive, she is hiding out with big foot, but humans are not that smart. Also, phobias are a thing. Night night, don’t let the big books slam down on your body. Love you!

@TheOnlyGamingMC

4 жыл бұрын

@@mundocalissa5121 this guy is also dumb "Why DOES people hate us?"

@sayedalduma

4 жыл бұрын

I would say because they drink bees blood.

@spazticus1976

4 жыл бұрын

You're the spider's mother?

@rhettdoesstuff

4 жыл бұрын

Well I have arachnophobia

0:04 ever since I learned that their voice actors are married and that they are actually MATPAT AND STEPHANIE, I’ve been in disbelief

Jumping spiders are the cutest beings on this planet