EU4 A to Z - This Achievement Is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
Ойындар
2nd Channel: / @thebirdseyereport
Discord: / discord
Twitch: / theredhawklive
Twitter: / theredhawkyt
Become a member: / @theredhawk
In this video titled EU4 A to Z - This Achievement Is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE I do a playthrough as Kaffa in Europa Universalis 4 1.34 Lions of The North. This is the series titled A to Z where I attempt to play every* nation in EU4 in alphabetical order. Of course I had to remove some nations so the challenge doesn't get too boring. In this video I play as the nation of Kaffa and I attempt to get the achievement Pick Your Poison. So, let's see if I managed to do it! I hope you guys enjoy this series. If you enjoyed this video consider leaving a like and subscribing for more content in the future.
#eu4 #europauniversalis4 #eu4AtoZ
Пікірлер: 144
When you're trying to open the crossing, pop them into port rather than another sea tile
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I didn’t think of that lmao
I know it is a contentious topic, but the AI always seems so player focused. I mean Kaffa getting crushed by Ottomans? Realistic. But no-one, absolutely no-one attacking the Ottomans when they have their entire 61k army on the edge of the known world, only have 6k manpower and currently in a war with a major power? Also loved the intro 😍
@micahbonewell5994
Жыл бұрын
The AI is programmed to focus on the player, it is known
@grandaltis
Жыл бұрын
everyone knows the eu4 AI has a hate-boner for meat computers
@gabrielwense3506
Жыл бұрын
I never saw ottoman gets attacked.
@Mornomgir
5 ай бұрын
It is one of the most absurd things in the entire game. Century old enemies of diffrent cultures and religions and what not will ally eachother and all sorts of dumbshit. I really hope they fix this for EU5 because its frankly so annoying it often takes me a year to get back to the game after a few weeks of playing. The same with rebels. Thats an even more absurd mechanic.
Ottomans went with the 1.34 fast siege meta ideas 💀
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
Fax
@ymer234
Жыл бұрын
Pain to be on the receiving side of meme meta siege ability AND guns of urban. 3 day siege ticks.
@nikolaitregouet
Жыл бұрын
@@ymer234 but it feels super good when you do it to the AI. Inno, Espionage, Offensive, Divine. With 100 tradition and 100 AP, you have 85% siege ability. 105% with a full spy network😂😂😂 Did this as Florence => Italy => Rome. Had endless manpower for Great Projects and rebels😄
@therealsteelchill
Жыл бұрын
@@nikolaitregouet how did you get divine as florence
@nikolaitregouet
Жыл бұрын
@@therealsteelchill quick flip to theocracy (tier 6 gov reform), then you take 1 idea to lock the group and flip back to republic or monarchy. Will cost you a combined 6 stab, but if you stack stab cost reduction a bit it’s more than worth it
Just would like to say, I’ve had eu4 for quite a while. I got it after seeing guys like Drew Durnil play and I was never any good. Then I found your channel and your energy and humor just made me love the game again. Now, with the help of your guides, I’m playing and having so much fun because I’m actually enjoying it! Thank you so much for your work and your channel. You deserve 100k and I hope you get there soon!
@Mattis06
4 ай бұрын
Drew Durnil and playing the game ahahahha😂
gotta love being landlocked on two different landmasses at the end there
I think it would be pretty cool that in A-Z you had the flag of the nation you are about to play behind you like you did pre-cam vids with your bird profile, but with your face cam, if that made sense. Also, great video like always! ❤️👍🏻 good luck on 100K subs
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
Good idea!
I get why you b lined for the province of Caffa, but if you want to do this achievement, I'm pretty sure you have to do it the slow way and get strong first.
@karlwittenburg5868
Жыл бұрын
Yeah there are just some achievements where you look at the requirements and just immediately know, “This is near impossible to get before 1700 isn’t it?” This is one of them
@austinharris5346
Жыл бұрын
That's pretty much the fun of watching Hawk play lol. Excellent tactics, with sometimes great strategy... Sometimes no strategy at all.
@flimpeenflarmpoon1353
Жыл бұрын
@@karlwittenburg5868 95% of them you can do pre 1600 wym?
@hellodolly7989
Жыл бұрын
@@karlwittenburg5868 The only achievements that ever took me into 1700 were Third Way and Three Mountains. If it takes you until 1700 to get one single province in Crimea you’re doing something wrong.
@macizogalaico
Жыл бұрын
@@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 and 5% you can't. whas your point
Love this series, don't give up Hawk even experiencing such pain New camera looks great btw
11:24 they created such a haasal for you
I would prefer a playthrough of you getting strong slowly but surely then doing the achievement the way it is meant to be done
@anschn7166
Жыл бұрын
Yeah this strategy was destined to fail, I don't see how you could have an extensive border with the Ottomans without the military power to deter them from attacking..
Great video Hawk, glad to see the facecam become a stable in A-Z, formable's and so on. More life to you my brother
Great job. Videos with fair defeat even more interesting. Keep going!
im really glad to discover your channel over a year ago¡ i see your videos always when they come and you are the only youtuber i see all of their videos everyday xD, so that so thank you for the content. Greetings from Valparaiso Chile¡¡¡¡
Kamilaroi - one of those Australian tribes. I remember you saying that the next time playing aborigenals, you'd move them to HRE like in Chimu game. But how about the opposite - bring HRE to Australia.
@krammark1
Жыл бұрын
And make them Kamilaroyalty by PUing Austria, I would watch that (attempt)
Brother, I love the new facecam energy on this channel. Keep it up!
Great content! Congratulations on the face camera update 🚀
your videos are so good happy i found this account got me back into eu4 just united russia! for the first time using your guide
That Ottomans idea set is super op. You get Ae reduction siege ability super cheap tech great generals and more! I've used it as the Ottoman's to great effect
It was a good attempt red hawk, especially with the opening moves. Bravo! However I feel like with Kaffa's + 2 tolerance of heathens in its traditions, converting to Sunni via rebels would be the best move. The Dhimmi estate would help stabilise your Coptic lands while also giving you a tech reduction and an increase in tax and manpower from their privileges and influence in those lands. The burghers give an additional +2 tolerance of heathens and heretics from their privilege so you would be very stable. It would also allow you to ally the Ottomans get their Jannisairy merc company in Harar and beat up the Mams and Ajuraan and then snake down the coast to get the additional gold in Mutapa and Kilwa along with more lands suitable for Dhimmi buffs. Alternatively, there are also Shia provinces nearby in Yemen which you could use in combination with religious ideas to get jihad CB on heretics but Sunni i think is better for stability. This would be a very interesting run to watch if you went for the achievement as its still a challenge. Many people overlook stacking tolerance because its capped at +3 but there are also good gov reforms for dhimmi administration. Stacking tolerance will allow you to mitigate the unrest from war exhaustion.
almost 100k subs, lets go red hawk
That’s a good lighting setup you have here.
the comments are amazin, really glad that you show your face
That intro was pure nostalgia. xD
If you want to know about how brutal (i.e. good) Inno-Off-Esp is as a package check out Budget Monk. In short, your siege ability is like a hot knife through room temperature butter, not to mention Op generals, less AE, faster tech, etc. It is super powerful.
Commenting for the algorithm love your vids :)
THIS GUY'S INTRO MADE IT CLEAR HE'S A CHAD! JUST LOOK AT THAT JAWLINE OH MY LORDY LORD!!!!!!
That perfectly cheesy opener that makes ya cringe. *Chef's kiss"
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
I had to do it
@stormblind1654
Жыл бұрын
@@TheRedHawk Alas I have but 1 sub to give you. You deserve more.
One of the things I like about your videos is how you do the zoom changes to shift perspective; it makes a game like this much easier to watch. But, man, it gets weird when you're doing it with the green screen face cam... especially when you're half on the screen.
You should dock your navy to block them crossing back, it's faster for your ships
damn i love the accidental war declarations
Great intro!
All I can think about for Kamilaroi is a standard goal to unify the Oceania super-region.
Very entertaining - good run, too bad it didn't work out :-)
oh hi, I didn't see you not seeing me there, great to be here though
How much pain do you like? - Hawk: Yes! 😅
You remind me of Jim Carrey as Dr. Eggman in the Sonic movie.. in a good way!
So I watched this and had to start a run. I took expansion first because of strong Ethiopia and used the wating time to colonize and consolidate. I allied Adal after cleaning up my neighbours and allied the other nearest Coptics immediately; Alodia and Medhri Bari. Did it patiently, was just opportunistic with Ethiopia, after they annexed their last vassal they couldn't afford a large army anymore and my allies joined the offensive war after building favors. Swapped allies here and there but kept the 2 Coptics. It's 1536 now - 1 year after this at 15:39 and everything up to Makuria is converted to Coptic and everything down to Pate and I own everything except 2-3 provinces on the Horn of Africa... I've taken 2 provinces of Yao after colonizing westward... and colonized down past Malindi... Mahra or what they are called is my only non Coptic ally and I fed them some Mamluk territory, who I just finished a war with. They had almost all of Arabia but got beaten up by a ridicolous OP Ottomans as always who declares on the entire world and never get 1 single rebel. Ottomans are neutral at +50 relations, I'm rivaled by Mamluks and a big Ajam who probably will die now that QQ is gone... I have a slightly smaller army than you but I warred continuously after I could DoW Ethiopia and spend money on other stuff right now. My coptic allies are great buffers towards the Nile and I have all the time in the world to expand into _all_ of Africa. Techs are 10 and 11 and the country is stable... Have around 35 force limit I guess too. I'm not present in Arabia I just recently fabricated on Mecca/those coastals and took one coastal further up but not adjacent through the sea to Ottoman or on their permaclaims. Ottomans have just under 1500 dev in 1536. I'm just gonna stay away from them and be opportunistic. I'm building up economy for as long as they haven't bashed into my "buffers" yet or show hostility, then I will make a "tower trap" in case they try and I'll have an army big enough to not really need mercs. Only thing that's gonna suck is waiting for colonialism. Good luck to anyone else... if you're about here yourself, remember you have *300 YEARS* to go... and the last 50-100 you are able to take as much land as the previous 300. Edit: I'm at around 450 dev I think? And "Tower trap" means making them tank attrition, in several layers, not having 1 fort near the strait. They'll just go around anyways. I mean I will have a fort there but not gonna rely on winning through luring them in the back door, I don't want to have an army not near the front when it's not clear
Nice moustache dude👍
Guess that’s what it feels like to play the AI eh? Total defeat that cripples you, and then your neighbors pounce on you too
Things to do as Kaffa: 1. leave
Love u daddy
For Kamilaroi have you got the achievement for invading Austria as Australia?
"I literally couldn't care less." I literally wish I had more than one upvote to give.
coincidentally i just got pick your poison achievement as kaffa. the story goes as this: ally as many guys as u can to take on ethiopia. then you get some gold, snowball, go south, get some more gold and zanzibar trade, go west, get mali gold, make that $$$, and kill ottomans. goods produced in ideas really came in clutch
@balintvarga8523
Жыл бұрын
i did another nation in the region, but should work for Kaffa as well: after ethiopia, eat horn of africa, than with exploraration you can get in range to start eating india as their trade can be channeled to you
dude can you do all your guides on the most difficult mode?
Hah, P A I N
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
Pain
Seems like they made this even harder. Ethiopia hates me on the current patch.
How did you declare war when you have regency?
I was just wondering when you'd upload lol
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
Enjoy!
god i'm old, this series has been going on for a year now
Can't wait until you play K'iche my favorite country in EU4, please when you play it don't call in quiche, it's two separate syllables ki and che. Mayan history doesn't get enough love. If possible when you play them set up a colony in Africa, my favorite Mayan god is Chaj Mol the rain god, and I would love to see some blood sacrifices bless the rains down in Africa.
Ottomans AI watched BudgetMonk’s 1.34 ideas videos 😬😬😬
If you want to keep your mustache then you gotta wear a Turkish hat
@The Red Hawk - You have a very slight but noticeable accent. Where are you from? From Kaffa, of course.
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
Of course!
Humanist is the best idea group in the game. Fight me lol. Any idea group that lets me fight less rebels is S-tier imo.
@grampaseri
Жыл бұрын
I understand it because rebels are very annoying, but it doesn't really do anything to make you stronger either, so it's not that good. Your early idea groups should be powering you up, and by the time a flex pick into humanist makes sense, you should be so strong that rebels aren't relevant anymore.
I love your beard bro
you passed the nation of deez, man
why are there so many random zooms? I would get tham if they zoom on the thing you talk about but it just zooms away so we cant see that like why do that???
Facecam looking SHARP
Haasa should give masterclasses in diplo plays, Austria who?
Is pain really your poison at this point? Its almost like you get a kick out of it :)))
Ottos are utterly horrifying this patch, they open with offensive and inno most of the time which results in mountain forts getting seiged in less than three ticks
I love accidental wars a lot, I wish they were still a thing.
@khansahb8
Жыл бұрын
I think you're in the minority on that one
@WolfclawTheGreatwolf
Жыл бұрын
@@khansahb8 I don’t get why people hate it so much. They’re so funny
@itsizzyuwu
Жыл бұрын
@@khansahb8 I'm almost always in the minority. I still think they had a certain charm to them that no other youtuber had. Something that made Hawk unique and personable.
you had to establish your own powerbase in your home region by incorporating ajuraan and ethiopia in your borders.
Nice intro.
It would be interesting to see what's your track record in A to Z. I guess there are more failures than successes, right?
damn, no strong allies to stop the green giant ?
Where is your accent from? I can’t place it.
I really ejoy the facecam, an espescially in this video. Loved your videos before, but this just makes them even better. PS. love the stache
My poison is PDX DLC It's very bad for my health and budget.
CamPAIN
Do a Timuruds guide pls
where is this guy from?
Send it to Zlewik let him save it XD
I feel like whenever he plays anywhere where the ottomans could be a problem they just ruin his campaign.
I've played Kamilaroi before and they can easily unite Australia with ideas. But unfortunately, it's Australia, so why not put them in Austria instead?
If you had a reserve save, it might be interesting to peace out haasa in that ottoman war, then offer Ottobro peace for whatever they wanted. Get a nice long truce, then wait for them to go in against the mamluks and switch gears and go after the mamluks instead. Or wait for ottomans to go in against mamluks and go after the ottomans in that war? I think you just have to assume you are fighting the ottomans eventually, and build your game for that. Maybe if you were going to try again, not worry about religion, or even try to convert to sunni, so that you can ally the ottobros as you snake north.
hello faceman, I like your vidio
What country are you from?
Tough man, it sucks seeing you lose to the Ottoblob.
@HBon111
Жыл бұрын
this is unrelated but: If you search the video title "How to Deal With Phantom Fleets | Starsector", the guy in the thumbnail looks like you.
I have that same free map sent 😂
You seriously need to work on your moustache if you're planning to keep it. It's as the divided as the Two Sicilies, on both sides.
Ottomans literally end campaigns, had the best start as the English due to the burgundian inheritance then the Dutch rebelled and the ottomans joined for whatever reason and got military access to literally cross all of Europe to wallionia to fight a war and ally the Dutch. Then Spain declared war on my PU France. I show no mercy to ottomans whenever I can.
Good Idea would be never border ottomans at all. Attack Timurids from mazandaran and Horde lands go to Caffa with a big snake move.
hello hi
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
Hello
What's after kaffa
@eXistenZ15
Жыл бұрын
coffee
@Moonkiller25
Жыл бұрын
@@eXistenZ15 based
How many times have the Ottomans ruined an A to Z campaign?
Ottomans, Spain and Commonwealth are 3 nations highest in my shit list
Man. I'd rather you just do it however it takes to win. If that means a 40 minute video or going to the 1700s to get it, so be it.
@TheRedHawk
Жыл бұрын
I don’t have that much time bruh
@Brantman19
Жыл бұрын
Ah come on man... You know you want to spend 10 hours recording a video to get it right! lol
My brother in christ why not just kill the mamluks instead of dicking around with the alliance/warning. Sometimes you can get a little too clever
@yusufardagures5490
Жыл бұрын
hahahah
I go for the yearly army tradition over the manpower in 2nd gov reforms, is manpower better. Tried playing Killwa, wholly annoyed by rebels, rebels who beat up my armies somehow. I hate the ottomans so much.
@grampaseri
Жыл бұрын
Depends on the country and context. Manpower is the more flexible pick since you can pretty much always count on it being useful. Tradition can be difficult to translate into power unless you're maximizing friendly fort bonus (can be expensive) and winning sieges often already (using up manpower), otherwise it bleeds out pretty fast still.
Day #2 asking Red Hawk to release an Austrian Guide for 1.34.
Anyone else think Otto in 1.34 is even more powerful than previously? Just about every campaign I have gets derailed once Otto decides to expand into my region at the minute. Really frustrating.
@SebHaarfagre
Жыл бұрын
I always thought they needed a nerf, even with their history, and now it's even worse. Yes I agree. I started my own Kaffa campaign after watching this video and they have 1500 dev in 1536 and not a single point of unrest. I don't get it. One of their "waves" had diplomacy say they accrue over 50 infamy THREE TIMES in Europe and THREE TIMES in the east just 1-2 with 40+ instead - not a SINGLE coalition. It is like this every single effing campaign. I start as Kaffa now, and AGAIN I have to be the one to "save the world" against them at some point and I'm just so tired of fighting exactly _them_ everytime. Why can't the other AI's do something? Coalitions should be based on "if it can work" and "if it's needed" somehow, instead of just relations. Is the coalition mechanic so useless just because hyper agressive impatient players were complaining or something?= I did Big Blue Blob into WC without a single coalition form against me. Only in the Lotharingia one did I have 2 coaltions, trying to make it with "the" Marie instead of female heir event.
Red Hawk is like Jesus of EU4. He is taking all the pain, so we do not have to. 🙏
Would be wiser to get the somalia horn before going for quara qonyulu. Ottomans suck in eu4
Just don't border kebab easy
This achievement isn't actually that hard. It's fairly easy to ally Otto (you can convert to Islam if you have to), steal maps (or get maps from Otto), no CB Theodoro, Trebizond or Chandar (whichever is alive and easy to take) to vassal them, have your vassal get a claim on Cafa (or no CB Genoa), give the province to whoever you made a vassal, dev it.
Harer has a Muslim great project that spawns all institutions. Just improve it to level 1. Flip muslim and prosper!
Literally not
You're so impatient 😂 You're like if a soldier wants to kill a guy and then he just runs over to the whole enemy platoon before the guy even started his patrol and you also forget to bring your gun or any grenades in the rush Could've consolidated, gotten all of Africa, even colonize Nope _Snake straight up to Mamluks AND the Ottomans through crap provinces and no stating or trade provinces or trade goods or.. _ 😆