As someone who's gone to rehab, the idea of Bert Kreischer in your group sessions is a dream and nightmeer at the same time

@18Callahan

3 жыл бұрын

He’s going to Serbia to film The Machine. Bert will never go to rehab.

@RandomGlow444

3 жыл бұрын

This comment !

@travvyboiyee7623

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@wasteland6961

3 жыл бұрын

You'd constantly be questioning how serious he was.

@thedevil3890

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there. Well played sir....

I wonder how many times Bert has learned that Tom is left-handed

@Sky69fall

3 жыл бұрын

Never

@ryanwalker8843

3 жыл бұрын

Everytime it comes up.

@Smokeyone22

3 жыл бұрын

i wonder how many times they've nailed each other? I think they switch from top to bottom...they both seem like bottom bitches to me tho at heart...

@grizzy77

3 жыл бұрын

@@Smokeyone22 sounds like your fantasy

@nathansmo

3 жыл бұрын

turns out Bert is kind of dumb

“How much do you weigh?” “240.” “Still?!” “Well it’s cuz I’m gaining so much muscle as I’m losing fat.” That is Mac right out of Always Sunny lol

@TheDwightMamba

3 жыл бұрын

"When you tack on mass, you lose flexibility. That's a straight up fact."

@tlaloqq

3 жыл бұрын

Tim’s face is so good. Bart needs to keep working out and stop setting he’d lose so much

@ericmunoz6450

3 жыл бұрын

im crying bc i read this as he said it LMFAO

@firstnamelastname180

3 жыл бұрын

Best sitcom of all time btw. Hey it worked out for Mac though lol

@nash0045

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha actually

"I'm obsessed with revolutions" immediately confuses Stalin with Lenin

@funnystuff5492

3 жыл бұрын

@@Femboy_Punk_Rocker no, he’s truly obsessed with things he just has ADD and can’t focus for too long

@nickludwig2201

3 жыл бұрын

@@Femboy_Punk_Rocker I’ll

@user-kq7xc5jb1l

10 ай бұрын

I noticed that too haha. Swing and a miss

I can't wait for the Monday when I wake up to see "2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Jennifer Aniston".

@madgreek253

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be 1 Bear 1 Cougar snuggle in a cave?

@benmartinus5320

3 жыл бұрын

@@madgreek253 I feel like brent would leave at that point.

Co host Joey Diaz and Toms mom together. Talking Spanish and making Tom laugh like Bert does

@gabrielaperez6552

3 жыл бұрын

Omfg yes absolutely! Then Joey doses everyone:)

@garycarey9376

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielaperez6552 100mg mommy and Joey coco, count me in

@brandonmaynard9507

3 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey and Tom's mom, fart battle.

@hethweek2116

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q3-FzZZyY6aahLA.html

@MagicalHerb

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes!

Bert calling himself beautiful while not realizing the chick is a female version of his own face is the most priceless moment of this podcast.

How 2 bears works: Tom - says something Bert - says something different about himself

@3LeviSmith7

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, when did Tom say something? I can’t find it.

@timkicior

3 жыл бұрын

Then Bert talks to much and forgets what he was talking about. Then he tries to back track to it and wanders off into another topic... AND WE NEVER FIND OUT about the original topic ever again

I love how tom keeps trying to start beef with bad friends and Bert keeps not understanding it and drives the convo back to him every time

@beetlejuicekoking1286

3 жыл бұрын

it’s honestly so frustrating to hear any conversation with Bret it has to be about him every single time

@XxSircampsalotXx

3 жыл бұрын

We need a Bobby/Tim podcast

@Bigohno0

3 жыл бұрын

Such a great combo 😍

@MichaelWutsch

3 жыл бұрын

@@beetlejuicekoking1286 he's a narcissistic loser, he will always find a way to make everything relate to him

@JesseCasperBrownLA

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on

"123 calories per bottle of wine" "Thats per serving" "Anyway" Bert kills me lol

@OutlierConcepts

3 жыл бұрын

>Bert casually assuming 1 serving = 1 Bottle

@janpavel1441

3 жыл бұрын

and alcohol is killing Bertie boy

This whole podcast is legit just Tom listening to Bert and replying with "mhm" "yeah" "okay" "right". epitomizes 2 Bears 1 Cave.

@kennybuttons1763

3 жыл бұрын

76 in a row!

@CaptainFUTmerica

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennybuttons1763 except for when there’s a guest and Tom finally gets to talk

@rjmacready6693

3 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainFUTmerica im not complaining, i love these two fuck heads. just pointing out the humor in it.

@sukhigill3332

3 жыл бұрын

It's the best

@JohnJablon

3 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainFUTmerica don’t watch nerd

Tom looking into the camera like he’s a character in the office when Bert says some wild shit will always be one of my favorite things😂😂

Bert: "I'm not an alcoholic" Bert: "I'm trying to cut down to just one bottle of wine a night"

@Ragnarok6664

3 жыл бұрын

Livin the life

@manbearhorse

3 жыл бұрын

Burt lives life 365

@BigKarl519

3 жыл бұрын

At least he's cutting back to only 6 gallons of wine a month.

@FelonyChris

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao he measures his alcohol intake in bottles

@blainebrown8824

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I'm half his weight and I can slam a bottle of wine and barely feel a dinger of a buzz. For him one bottle does nothing but fuck his liver up.

Bert's not going into rehab, he's shooting a movie based on the Russia trip. I figured this out before, he's said that he wouldn't be where he was without Dr. Drew because that's where he first told the Russia story. When he had a really celebratory episode and was super happy, he said one of his calls was to Dr. Drew. Obviously to thank him. My guess is that Netflix or whoever picked up the movie and want to shoot it. So he's probably going into pre-production or something and has to get super serious about everything.

@ShadowCraft1195

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, Bert isn't about to admit he has a problem lmao.

@brax300

3 жыл бұрын

Good guess, I think so too.

@ScottHasADog

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how to tell you this but it takes more than a month to shoot that.

@andrewking9454

3 жыл бұрын

thats a pretty big reach there lol

@djrt8179

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScottHasADog He said he's gone til July

Toms scoff when Bert said “I’m a good looking man” was priceless

What if Tom is actually able to pull off getting Jennifer Aniston on the podcast while Bert's away... I truly hope he manages that.

@finchisneat

3 жыл бұрын

I think there might be a trend of this sort... People aren't really seeing movies so these Hollywood stars have to stay relevant somehow.

If rehab requires an audition tape, Bert should use this episode.

@shaylablack2046

3 жыл бұрын

Especially the part where he says he's going to get down to one bottle a day lol

@Smokeyone22

3 жыл бұрын

they should both come out of the closet as well..

@josephmoenrevolution

3 жыл бұрын

Or honestly, any other episode. Just send em the whole youtube channel

@jessehenley6415

3 жыл бұрын

I just started the ep but this comment makes me so excited to see it 🤣🤣

@spudanky

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a cover, he actually works for Asaad

Bert: "I don't know why I have Twitter. I don't tweet." Tom: "I opened my phone and saw 16 tweets from you."

Bert: Quotient, quashent? Tom: It's quashent I see what you did there, Tom.

@Kieranlovesunicorns

2 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite moment of this episode

"That's a little flip-floppy." -- Bert, 90 seconds after flip-flopping on his own special.

i really wish Bert would learn the difference between being "obsessed" with something and being "fleetingly interested" in something

@the1mexicant

3 жыл бұрын

A hundred per cent

@NaruBrilu

3 жыл бұрын

Same like just say your interested in it lmao

@Nfl360

3 жыл бұрын

Should be, "i looked this up yesterday" 😂

@mixwell12333

3 жыл бұрын

Did you mean Obesed?

@variaxi935

3 жыл бұрын

That's Bert's entire life and half of what makes him funny 😂😂 I laugh WITH Tom and AT Bert lmao

I realize I watch 2 bears just to watch Tom’s reaction to what Bert says.

@jennmanos2521

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@TallKyleMusic

3 жыл бұрын

That’s literally the podcast

@GT-is5ro

3 жыл бұрын

When Bert does the fake wheezing laugh, and Tom plays along, but Bert does it for minutes, and but by the end hes just burying his head in his hands 😂

@ajax29019

2 жыл бұрын

I used to just listen to it and after watching one seeing Tom's expressions, can't go back. Master of timing and subtle comedy.

@drmojo5439

Жыл бұрын

Noticed that recently, too and again just now while reading your comment, I realized that since I first noticed it, it's what I pay attention to most

Squeaky voice Bert is my kryptonite, the longer it goes on the more pain I’m in

@JacobSW.

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha same

@stephenmarkelov1829

8 ай бұрын

I hate that stupid squeaky voice so much hes usually laughing at something he himself said as a joke which mostly is not funny!

I REALLY can't wait for the day Bart laughs so hard he actually does pass out. At least Tim would be able to say something

@funnystuff5492

3 жыл бұрын

Good ol Tim

Imagine saying that Brian Redban is one of the better looking people you know.

@shaylablack2046

3 жыл бұрын

I wondered if Bert needs to get his eyes checked

@BlackRodney65

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@vaquerobeebop9386

3 жыл бұрын

That's probably why he needs rehab

@idab6864

3 жыл бұрын

I saw him in person at the comedy store 3 years ago at a potluck night and he was even more obese than he looks on camera. It was shocking

@theapostrophewrecks3589

3 жыл бұрын

He’s said it before somewhere. It’s a legit man crush.

Bert unknowingly seeing a photoshop of himself as a woman: “she’s beautiful” 😆

@hethweek2116

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q3-FzZZyY6aahLA.html

@Samtallica

3 жыл бұрын

People believe he didn't know even right after they discuss everyone believing all their bits. hahahaha

Bert acting like him going to rehab is crazy to believe might be his best joke yet.

Tom's reaction at 39:30 was one of the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in 2 Bears 1 Cave. I felt a little embarrassed for Tom their. Never stop Bert your laughter and jokes are a never ending source of happiness.

I spit out my coffee when Bert called his female filtered self beautiful, completely unaware

@jordandavis6635

3 жыл бұрын

He's probably the most arrogant people in comedy. He's the best just ask him.

@Chris-P

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha right!

@travistaylor7209

3 жыл бұрын

Get out of here! Who’s making my beloved Pokémon content with you takin time to watch this wonderful show :b

@Verlisify

3 жыл бұрын

@@travistaylor7209 They funny tho

@hoggantanner4529

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordandavis6635 gethyfh u I hh off yfiyfuh

Bert laughing: *ultrasonic bat noises*

Sometimes I only listen to this instead of watch the video... but when Brent is talking, I feel like I still know exactly when Tom stares at the camera..

"I was really into wrestling as a kid" That makes perfect sense, honestly

Bert being super insecure about his place in Tom's life is unexpectedly the sweetest thing that I saw this week.

@danielpenrodii2389

3 жыл бұрын

It went from sweet to sad by the end. Like Bert has met a million celebrities by now and is a super friendly person, he shouldn’t have to be this desperate and give his friends instructions on how to meet friends.

@charlesbirdsong6782

3 жыл бұрын

You both realize that entire thing was a bit, right? 😂

@danielpenrodii2389

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlesbirdsong6782 Nah, that was genuine Bert. You know damn well that he’s worried about being left behind in LA

That was really sweet of Tim to say Schaub is a comic!

@diggygenetics8227

3 жыл бұрын

My thought exactly. Shaub’s a joke, sure, but a comedian?

@oBuLLzEyEo1013

3 жыл бұрын

He's just lookin out for the little guys...

@mr.goldfish7473

3 жыл бұрын

Oh fur sure B 100%

@funkk

3 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my food when I heard that LOL

@okpyoy

3 жыл бұрын

Y’all weird

lmaooooo Tim’s eye roll at 57:53 when Bret cuts him off

Burt needs to know that Theo von compared him to whinny the poo! Its sooo accurate!

Bert joking about going to rehab is like Casey Anthony joking about being a bad mom.

@howardlloyd9183

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!!!! #florida!

@steveresse2410

3 жыл бұрын

Yooooooooo! Well done..

@FrostyJokerr

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a good one! 😂🤣🤣

@Timmy_The_P.O.G

3 жыл бұрын

This is solid.

@PrincessRose15

3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't care if Burnt's in rehab or Russia. I can't wait to hear Tom talk for a month of these.

@johnham14

3 жыл бұрын

He's going till July it's going to be a bit more than a month

@scuddyword5954

3 жыл бұрын

Yea and Tom is not gonna be alone my g

@ej1493

3 жыл бұрын

@@scuddyword5954 he's saying has a chance to talk rather than hear burt make it about him and how he doesn't have a problem

@nathanwolff6302

3 жыл бұрын

@@scuddyword5954 Yeah, the last time Brent was out, all the subs made the podcast better than it is usually.

@will-i-am386

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanwolff6302 guess thats your option....I thought it was boring without Bert maybe you should just watch Tom talk or Your Moms House then.

I swear, no one brings the funny out of Bert like Tom

Mark Hamel was just cast for Bert's movie. But now Bert had "rehab."

i love how bert seems oblivious to the fact that it is the alcohol not the calories that are the main problem with drinking and working out

@rtl4x4

3 жыл бұрын

It goes hand in hand with the way Bert insists he must be healthy because he runs so much. Like that's the only factor.

@doodooswaggy3825

3 жыл бұрын

He also said awhile back that he was told he had a fatty liver. Not from drinking, but from eating poorly (his words). Dubious as that claim is, either way you should NOT be drinking with a fatty liver. If Bert wants to see both of his kids graduate, he needs to stop.

@k.c.simonsen2

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, he’s in denial real hard

"I'm looking for coffee, but don't want coffee- you know what I mean?" coke? you want coke?

@whead007

3 жыл бұрын

What are reasons for rehab

@aaronallanthedrummer

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@janpavel1441

3 жыл бұрын

ah HUNDRED percent lmao

I seriously love their friendship. It’s so great.

Omg Bert....I was in LOVE with the VonErichs!!

I love Tom's "Oh goodie Bert's gonna say something stupid again" grin 😀😁

Bert: “Flosser’s you can use twice, I have one on my treadmill I use ALL the time” 😂😂😂💀

@BostonBlues

3 жыл бұрын

I bet brunt uses a string from a rotisserie chicken to floss

@jeremyphillips3087

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly almost threw up

"It's quahshent " that's dirty tom lmao

My favorite part is the crew breaking out in laughter in the background when Tom gets Bert to say almost-Words.

I will say, I watched the hell outta every Bad Friends episode after they filled in. Bobby’s and Andrew are hilarious... Tom is also hilarious on here... Yeah that’s it 😂

@ahydendevault4307

3 жыл бұрын

Did the same too

@PearlDrumsHead

3 жыл бұрын

Bro Bad Friends ALL DAY!!! Over this

@carlmccartney1025

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, I've been watching in reverse order and am almost to 20

@LordTenth

3 жыл бұрын

TigerBelly my papayas

@BostonBlues

3 жыл бұрын

lmao not a fan of brunt chrunstler?

I really can’t tell if he’s going to rehab or not because it’s complete believable

@VideoNozoki

3 жыл бұрын

Narrator: Bert is NOT going to rehab. He is shooting a movie somewhere in eastern Europe (probably about the "Machine" story)

@kanifalam7835

3 жыл бұрын

He outed himself on Joey Diaz that he's been telling everyone he's going to rehab, but he's really shooting a movie

@mikeythompson8331

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe same movie bobby is goin to Europe for.

@VideoNozoki

3 жыл бұрын

Bert's IMDB says: " The Machine (executive producer) (pre-production) "

@KimJongUnSubscribe

3 жыл бұрын

1:21:20 he literally says he is not going to rehab

Bert, so excited for you and to see your “rehab vlogs,” they’re gonna be a real blockbuster

I always feel like I’m listening to Bert talk to his dysfunctional therapist Tommy buns and I liveeee for it 🚀

Such a Bert move, not knowing his best friend of 20 years is left-handed.

@mathewcox9371

3 жыл бұрын

Or his actual Birthday

@mimigiggles4199

3 жыл бұрын

Or has sisters

@danielpenrodii2389

3 жыл бұрын

Despite realizing it about once a month

@mixwell12333

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielpenrodii2389 hasn’t he said that before - goes to comments

"Quotient? Kwoshent?" "It's kwoshent." "Okay my laughter kwoshent..."

“Hims downstairs” Bernie Macs bit on the original Kings of comedy film is one of my favorite bits of all time.

@firstnamelastname180

3 жыл бұрын

Bernie Mac is a legend!

"Rehab" = filming movie called, The Machine. Can't wait for this to be out.

@dexsta400

3 жыл бұрын

You suck and don't get the joke

@georgestewart9528

3 жыл бұрын

@@dexsta400 hahahaha ur a tik tard and don't get that Bret is actually filming a movie called, The Machine, and it's with Mark Hamill

@georgestewart9528

3 жыл бұрын

@@dexsta400 hey window licker, u still tryin to google that shit?

The beginning of this podcast sounds like a eulogy.. RIP 2 Bears 1 Cave

@FrostyJokerr

3 жыл бұрын

A part of me was kinda worried, but they know this is the true moneymaker of the YMH Podcast family. YMH is probably ahead since the Live episodes, but 2B1C is where it’s at!

@hethweek2116

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/q3-FzZZyY6aahLA.html

It’s kinda like Bert isn’t comfortable until every single square inch of every room is filled with the sound of his voice

@Sky69fall

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking Exhausting

@victoriamorgan7188

3 жыл бұрын

I'm curious how did Bert exactly find his way into such popularity in the comedic stratosphere? I just. Don't get. It.

@wetcrumb2191

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoriamorgan7188 his Machine story which is just him lisping the words Russian and The Machine for 20 mins

@blainebrown8824

3 жыл бұрын

Its like he's constantly running away from who he is by running towards who he imagines himself to be.

@victoriamorgan7188

3 жыл бұрын

@Loroxe Really cause it looks like he piggybacks on the actual funny people while they put up with him. Kinda like a parasite.

Bert always finds a way to bring up the capital riots

Bert telling Tom how to talk to celebrities about him, while also admitting Tom is better at befriending them.

Hey guys tell KZread they can probably squeeze a couple more ads in the episode. There were at least two 5 minute periods that went totally uninterrupted!!

@shawnrasmussen7873

3 жыл бұрын

Way too many ads. Skip to the end. Hit replay and it will be KZread ad free. Still plenty of ad reads to skip through.

@funkyou2281

3 жыл бұрын

Why don't you use the ad block that's integrated in your browser?

@zz3n428

3 жыл бұрын

It's not just on this everything I watched was overloaded ads..like I'm wasting any money on what they're selling

@LuiBC3

3 жыл бұрын

Its an hour and a half with only 3 ad breaks...

@tylerberg4832

3 жыл бұрын

@@funkyou2281 you know people are on mobile to right

You guys killed it on Bad Friends! The back and forth with Rudy was amazing.

Everyone I know that loves 2B1C is on the left. The greatness of these guys is that they have fans on both sides of the aisle.

1:28 :43 Tommy's face when he realizes he is basically married to Bert

I know Bert is joking about going to rehab... but he clearly needs to go to rehab.

@edgar6368

3 жыл бұрын

@H K fr I’ve never heard a 50 yo squeal like a girl/pig when they laugh

@GrowingSmithsuPiNhEYAH

3 жыл бұрын

How much of this is stories to make them more interesting? They are comedians and they make fun of stuff cause it's funny. He is in great shape for someone who should be dying soon. Alcoholics die from cirrhosis pretty young.

@SeamanSock

3 жыл бұрын

Wait is he REALLY joking I’m so confused these guys have me so fucked up

@dolan979

3 жыл бұрын

You are literally the guy they were saying don't understand when they're joking

@GIBStheWURKAHOLIC

3 жыл бұрын

@H K hey genius, don’t listen to the show if you don’t like Barnt

Bent's ability to recall information is worse than Tim's ability to dunk on a 9'-3" rim. Each week he amazes me with his unique atrocious ability to pass on head canon as factual information/story only to follow up with "I may be wrong" after 7.5 "I swear to God Ted" or "uh-hundred percent... uh-hun-red purse hint" 😂😂😂😂 I fucking love it here. Keep up Gods work Terry and Blurt 💪🏽.

Bert is definitely the type to be holding court in his AA meetings after rehab 😂

Bert: quota, quotient, quatient ?? Tim: *messing with him but confidently* quatient Lmfao I died laughing 🤣😂

Bert at rehab would be like Epstein on Sesame St. "You guys know what'd be really fun...?"

@spudanky

3 жыл бұрын

“Hi kids! Do you like ..islands?!”

@travisfloyd468

3 жыл бұрын

He's calling it rehab, but I think they are starting his movie soon in Serbia.

@djschultz61

3 жыл бұрын

@@spudanky nice reference. Moms spaghetti.

@bambiscalper3525

3 жыл бұрын

@@spudanky underrated af.

@Kevin-ne5yq

3 жыл бұрын

Filming The Machine movie

When I was at Vanderbilt I could hardly pay attention in class. I really hope Nate can implement some kind of program to help with that. A concentration camp of some kind

@funkyou2281

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent

@mikaylalewis8673

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@aaronallanthedrummer

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣💀

Bert is shooting a feature film about his "The Machine" story co-staring Mark Hamill and it is a movie about how the people Bert stole from with the mafia come back to get revenge on him.

I have never wanted to see someone answer a facetime more than Nate. "I gotta get back to my list that I have to make up", holy shit what a pro

Tom to his new celebrity friends: Bert is such a cool guy and definitely DOESN'T eat his boogers

@BostonBlues

3 жыл бұрын

only because he's busy chewing on his toenails

@RobeMasterSalad

3 жыл бұрын

@@BostonBlues no the toenails are too busy being taped under the coffee table

If TMZ made their headline "Bert Kreisher finally goes to rehab" Id laugh so hard id stop breathing.

@rtl4x4

3 жыл бұрын

but they'd spell it "Brad Kushner" or something

I legit thought Bert was going to rehab. Was actually proud of him.

@grantjoy

3 жыл бұрын

I love how Bert laughs at his listeners who are gullible but forgets his listeners who are just sad that his life is completely out of control.

So good Bert's finally going to rehab, I hope he heals his chronic interrupting addiction. Peace and blessing brotha 🙏

Bret's grip on reality is shocking light

"It's quashent, yeah!" rip

@edwardkaszynski8446

3 жыл бұрын

i fucking died

@c9566

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most perfect moment

@BostonBlues

3 жыл бұрын

almost sounded like a French guy saying croissant

Bert reminds me of a little kid discovering the world and planning adventures with imaginary friends

i've been watching you guys for a couple of months, heard a lot of instances of bert's life, that "going to rehab" was a completely believable bit

*shows gender swap photo of bert* Bert: Shes beautiful 💜

@colewilson4725

3 жыл бұрын

And he was so genuine not realizing its himself LMAO Bert truly would marry himself if he could

@morganhahn3304

3 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my coffee

@smashin

3 жыл бұрын

It clearly says Bert meet Berta and none of them brought it up haha

@zz3n428

3 жыл бұрын

If Bert's daughters ever wondered what they'll look like when they've reached his age..all they needs to do is look at berta.

@morganhahn3304

3 жыл бұрын

@Gaylord Focker go back and check

Bert changes so many conversations to talk about himself that I’ve actually caught myself doing it in conversations and stopping because I know how annoying it is lmao.

@hethweek2116

3 жыл бұрын

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@chrisrobinson2180

3 жыл бұрын

I ask myself all the time, is this something Bert would say?

@michaelhand4246

3 жыл бұрын

One time an ex-gf told me "you remind me of Bert" and I changed my entire personality.

@GAB-vq7re

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhand4246 good call man

@rubyrayne8

3 жыл бұрын

It’s good you noticed it. It’s so annoying to watch but even more annoying when you hand a friend that does it, or you start to do it. Many ppl don’t notice though so good on ya for catching it!

Im new to this podcast, but the laughter from the people off-screen is hilarious. Ofc so is Tom and Bert, but man it's like a laugh-track with good timing.

“We should have the biggest jam of the summer” is one of my favorite bert-isms yet lmfao

Bert learning about the world and different cultures from Tom is one of my greatest joys.

rest in peace 2b1c, with tom moving the end is coming quickly. it was a very fun ride though.

@Sky69fall

3 жыл бұрын

Hope so, I would like to see a Tom show

@Lamont15

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sky69fall he has multiple other podcasts

@DrHellbilly

3 жыл бұрын

If you want more tom shows watch tom talks. But no 2b1c isn't ending they've said multiple times they're not gonna end it

@drugaddictwithknowledge9603

3 жыл бұрын

@@DrHellbilly it’s not gonna be tbis. If anything it will be bs zoom with tom in Austin which means the end

@brentrobinson1515

3 жыл бұрын

#zachgalifianakis would be a decent celeb stand in for Bart.

That was so low-key screwing with your friend when Bert couldn't pronounce quotient and Tom said Quatient. F**king hysterical!

Bert forgetting that he's already told us he eats his boogers😂😂😂

Tom’s smile to camera after the “one bottle a night” type of comment has become iconic

@josephcollins628

3 жыл бұрын

That has to be a T-shirt

Tom just won the floss argument by confirming its something that bert does.

@the_endgame

3 жыл бұрын

yes jean

@SwabLevy

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see Dom and Khrysta adopt each others disgusting habits and see which one gives in first.

Haven't paid for a live yet will buy the surf live show for sure. Charge em Bret!

Im so happy this commercial program has some comedy in between

My dad just had an aneurysm last night and I was looking forward to this just for some relief

@diaz6884

3 жыл бұрын

Sending good vibes ☮️❤️

Bert's concern about the celebrity thing was hilarious

I cant wait till tom gets a new co-host when he comes to texas.

The background laughs are unmatched in podcasts

@GZP1023

10 ай бұрын

Nadavs laugh is forced and annoying

Got my koolaid, uncrustables and my queen above 18. Ready for the week to start

@VIi726

3 жыл бұрын

@Dumdum Dum better than any television

@FloorGorilla

3 жыл бұрын

Please make sure you have a diabetic needle nearby.

@VIi726

3 жыл бұрын

@Dumdum Dum huh?

@fredjimenez9810

3 жыл бұрын

@@FloorGorilla ha nice 😂

@fffffffff1763

3 жыл бұрын

@Dumdum Dum the point you made was your username chomo

Tom introducing Bert to what geopolitics is is my fav thing ever

2 bears one spitting barrel. Now THATS getting your priorities strait Bert!

So early that i can smell Bart's dad breath