EP 67: Chris DiStefano & The Muddy Martini
We're joined tonight by @chrisdcomedy Chris DiStefano, a lot of great stories on this ep, check out Chris on the road: chrisdcomedy.com/ and watch his podcasts, Hey Babe! and Chrissy Chaos @NoPreshNetwork
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0:00 Intro Music
0:20 Show Begins
0:58 Tom Hardy - Would You?
1:15 Dad’s Urine Martini
4:22 Chris On Letterman
5:41 John Travolta Story
11:35 Meeting Tracy Morgan
14:53 THE BEACON!
15:29 Chris Rec - “1883” Show
17:23 Back To The Beacon
21:33 Patrick Ewing Story
24:30 Kevin Spacey
31:45 Get Obama On The Pod
32:40 New Orleans
34:08 COOKIES!
37:00 Best Friends Club
37:31 Mark’s Wedding
46:44 Hasan Minhaj
48:36 Madonna
49:34 Scott Rob
51:49 Eatin It
53:31 Physical Therapy
1:04:04 On The Street
1:07:18 Chris Comes Out
1:08:00 Get Back On Track
1:09:57 Egg Attack
1:12:45 The Money Comes Second
1:19:23 The 1975 Say What’s Up.
1:20:37 Is NY Coming Back?
1:21:42 Plug Dates
1:23:52 Credits
Пікірлер: 870
THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON BUBBAS! THAT DRINK WAS YUMMY SEWAGE!!
@slywolfe
2 жыл бұрын
Love ya Chrissy ❤️ Thanks for all the laughs, it means more than you know 🙏
@joshkennedy2121
2 жыл бұрын
Good job kid. I’m proud and motivated by the amount, and quality of the work you put in the past few years. Amazing comic and even better father. Love.
@Contractorhouseguy
2 жыл бұрын
Sponsored by jcrew
@SerDunk
2 жыл бұрын
I bet thats Homeless Pimp typing while Chris munches on Donuts and dictates in the background
@tylerrich7590
2 жыл бұрын
Killed it
I love Chris because he's so ADHD that he can carry an entire conversation by himself with occasional encouragement by way of a grunt
@brian1010
Жыл бұрын
How is that likable? He’s a terrible conversationist, and just babbles over the podcast
@qeowasi7303
Жыл бұрын
lololol
@junimeme5626
Жыл бұрын
@@brian1010 each their own
@puffdaddy69
Жыл бұрын
@@brian1010 how are you likeable Brian? Seem like a terrible person no one would want to be around.
For me, WMBD went from “I’ll check it out” to “I won’t miss this show for anything”
Chris meeting Tracy Morgan literally sounds like a 30 Rock scene. Incredible. Everything!
Sam: “I have two herniated discs in my neck.” Chrissy: “shit, how did that happen?” Mark: “eatin’ pussy.” 💀😂
@william.darrigo
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
Marks gonna not be able to shoplift if he keeps ratting himself out, he’s gonna be Winona Normand any day now.
@Protectobot
2 жыл бұрын
He can always say he’s joking cos he makes money off of jokes so shoplifting would be more about being a kleptomaniac and less about necessity.
@Iamwatchinit
2 жыл бұрын
AND driving drunk
@josef2012
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he have money now?? Lol
@JG-jy7pe
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ryanstoyles7611
2 жыл бұрын
I can tell in sam's tone when he's advising mark " you shouldnt be saying that" - he think mark has a mental deficiency
Thank you to the producer that puts timestamps in :)
If Chrissy didn't say it himself, I would have never believed he was a part of the 4 stroke gang! Y M H
@julianalvarez1203
2 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't believe how big his dick was"
@ryangreene50
2 жыл бұрын
I think he was on one of the live shows
@TurdFerguson456
2 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Greene Si! YMH Live Ep. 4
@Dirt_Merchant
2 жыл бұрын
Touch my camera through the fence!
@alteredninja
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryangreene50 that’s where I became a fan. He was great on the live show.
I cant go to sleep now. Damn I love these three together. Chrissy is tha bomb
@hypnosis4207
2 жыл бұрын
Same it's 11 pm and just seen this
@someoneyoucantrusify
2 жыл бұрын
Same! I’m a bot!
@Protectobot
2 жыл бұрын
VERY early at night! I go to sleep at 12 noon and wake up after 7pm cos of my job! 😵🤮☠️
@MPHswayze
2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy is so wired out you had a second-hand coke high
@jorgemartinez42069
2 жыл бұрын
I do really like Chris, but does anyone else get the vibe that he is a serial liar and exaggerator with his stories? That kind of thing should be expected from all comedians; it's part of the job to tell entertaining stories, after all, but there's just something about the way that Chris tells them that really takes me out of it and brings me back to grade school when the kid who wanted everyone to like them convinced me his dad worked for Nintendo and could get any game he wanted, his older brother captured Saddam Hussein in Iraq, and he gets to learn how to fly a plane after school.
This is one of the best episodes ever. Chris obviously knows how to keep things rolling. Great hang great ep
Been waiting for this since it was teased when Sam was on chrissys pod 🙌🙌
@someoneyoucantrusify
2 жыл бұрын
You guys buying bots ?
@b0ssatr0n91
2 жыл бұрын
When Sam said that I was like omfg give it to me like a whore in New Orleans
@deluxe4116
2 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@sk8trryan1997
2 жыл бұрын
@@someoneyoucantrusify yeah look at the guys channel
@KptnHaddock_
2 жыл бұрын
How is this comment two days old when the video came out today?
My 3 favorite comedians in one room, hell yeah!
Did anyone else spend the first 15 minutes of the episode waiting for Chris to spill his drink? Lol
@thedude1316
2 жыл бұрын
14:17 Money Shot 36:08
@thomasmadigan6848
2 жыл бұрын
Nah just to stop talking
@dallasonfire604
Жыл бұрын
That guy shouldn't be allowed to hold a martini glass while talking.
"She takes her mask off and it's John Travolta!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
This set a gold standard for comedians on podcasts together.
1:21:47 putting the dates on screen is a nice touch. Writes to the memory better.
@Protectobot
2 жыл бұрын
Too bad it’s only a few; just a sample, I guess.
Mark rents a podcast studio in central NYC for several thousand dollars but steals tops from Uniqulo. 😂
@theodorewatry1346
2 жыл бұрын
That’s why he can afford the studio!
@Bmurr97
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, gotta remember your roots!
@michaelbenson9518
2 жыл бұрын
He probably does it for the rush, not to save a buck. He owes Hudson News $18,231.53
@rem299
2 жыл бұрын
And steals cable lol.
@fern6306
2 жыл бұрын
priorities
The amount of Adderall in this video is next level 😂😂😂
@ryanstoyles7611
2 жыл бұрын
came here to say, how is this comment buried so deep? lol
@xrmighty
2 жыл бұрын
How do you know? I heard someone say that about Whitney too I'm like where? Lol
@nathanmamo3970
2 жыл бұрын
One might even say 'wild'?
@Joyceages
2 жыл бұрын
@@xrmighty 1:08:06
@davidjacquez965
2 жыл бұрын
Half a molecule separating Adderall from biker meth.
That was a great one Chris is a really good fit with those guys 🙏
I needed this like a sludge piss martini 🍸
Chrissy D is a fkg gem . Can’t believe History Hyenas split . Yannis and him were the perfect couple .
@michael3448
2 жыл бұрын
to be honest Hey Babe is funnier. Just my opinion, but Chrissy and Sal are great together.
@JR-rz1br
2 жыл бұрын
I still wanna know the real story why they ended HH.
@michael3448
2 жыл бұрын
@@JR-rz1br My guess is Chris wanted out. They weren't doing nearly as good numbers wise as Chris does now with his solo podcast and his podcast with Sal. Better numbers means more money for ads.
@par1sh423
2 жыл бұрын
@@michael3448 from april to december the hyenas doubled and they were making nearly 40K a month and climbing heavily. I think it had to do with chris having another kid and him and sal both live in staten island .. chris would have to go to NYC for hyenas. I lived in staten island for 4 years, its such a pain in the ass to go to NYC or BK, it's so close but takes forever
@chuckseasel9505
2 жыл бұрын
@@michael3448 you must be a real FFF to like Hey Babe over Hyenas. Both good tho. I just loved Hyenas
Chris Distefano is easily one of the funniest comics doing it right now. Easily. Dude is fucking hilarious.
3 absolute beauties , Chris has a new story every time I hear him and they’re always hilarious
This is absolutely as out of control as a podcast can be without being demonetized. AND IM HERE FOR IT.
This episode was pretty wholesome actually. Chris seems like a really genuine and nice guy. Felt like a conversation with my own friends
Re-watched Sam's rooftop special last night. ... Good God he's a hilarious man.
@rustincole_w1339
2 жыл бұрын
You just not have a good sense of humor
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
2 жыл бұрын
Rustin: Learn how to form a sentence before you criticise other people's taste in comedy 😂
@rustincole_w1339
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull Because of a one letter difference that you aren't smart enough to recognize? .. i typed a J which is by M so "must" turned to "just" ... Here's comedy for ya, Knock Knock? ... Whose there? ... Not your Intelligence level apparently.
@rustincole_w1339
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull you didn't didnt even spell critize right. 😂😂😂
@ole_limberlegs
2 жыл бұрын
@@rustincole_w1339 criticize***
Seen countless clips of Chris on YT but this is my first time listening to a full pod. He’s the best story teller so far!
Listening to Chris d talk raises my heart rate. Dudes intense lol
@oregonsnob31
Жыл бұрын
Same. Imma havta save this for morning not for falling asleep😂
@esterrut9702
Жыл бұрын
Male version of whitney cummings...but 1000x more charming
@dallasonfire604
Жыл бұрын
@@esterrut9702 and infinitely more funny
Sam, mark, and chris are such great "stand ups" they're hilarious on podcast as guest AND on their own shows, but as stand ups!?!? Straight up hilarious! Destefanos stage presence and quick wittedness, Morrills insightful observations, and Normands comparison jokes are top tier! I put mark normands "out to lunch" special up with Brian Reagan "epitome of hyperbole" and Bill burrs "paper tiger"
@acer-go8hk
2 жыл бұрын
How did you comment this a day ago
@RoyoSker
2 жыл бұрын
@@acer-go8hk Patreon gets early access
@trendybistro
2 жыл бұрын
Why put stand ups in quotations? It makes it sound like you're being sarcastic lol.
@acer-go8hk
2 жыл бұрын
@@RoyoSker ahh
@ole_limberlegs
2 жыл бұрын
@@trendybistro When you don't capitalize "Stand Up's", how do we know you're taking about a proper noun?
Chris got really real for a second with that, “You guys don’t ever hate yourself after a set and get some Pizza Hut?” line. Love that guy.
I could totally relate with the bit about money coming second. I was slaving away shit jobs for years , and working my art career during the day. I wasn't starving, but there were definitely times when I wondered 'what the hell am I doing'. But I loved doing what I did. I was lucky to have some consistent gigs from one particular employer for the last three years. That allowed me to grow and develop skills as time went by. On December 31st, 2021 I quit my job working part time as a line-cook. Since then, I've been a fulltime freelance artist for video games. For anyone reading this; The money comes second, for real. There are times when times are tough, and you wonder you should just apply for a safe office job. Hang in there. It's podcasts like this and many others that have helped me. Hearing comics talk about slumdogging it is admiring, and I could totally relate. If you really love it, it will come naturally. Persistence is key, and enjoy it! Thanks for the podcasts Mark and Sam!
@Reality_C
2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on being able to following your calling.
Ive been waiting and hoping for Chrissy D to get on this podcast! I love it and I already am hoping and waiting for him to come back on the podcast! This is greatn
The episode we've all been waiting for!!!
Listen to a lot of comedy pods and this is the best episode of any comedy pod in a good while! Chrissy chaos has great energy
@WeMightBeDrunkPod
2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoy it!
@DJR711
2 жыл бұрын
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod call the cloudy martinis flint water martinis lmao
@a.k.4o
2 жыл бұрын
May I suggest Tuesday's With Stories. The funniest pod cast episode every week
Great pod..y'all just let Chrissy ride the beat..Sam was quiet on this one but super funny..and mark was mark killed like always..good shit boys keep it up
im so glad comedians started making podcasts together
“She took her mask off and it was John Travolta!” 😂 Love you, Sammy. 👌🏼
These fellers are putting in work and it shows. Respect.
Such an amazing show, I very much enjoy when y'all have Chris e d on the show lmao, absolute perfection
Sam: “Multiple cars…traffic!?” 🤣🤣
MANNNNN what a super group - and i think this constellation - brings out the best of Marks genius
I really wish I was sitting in that empty chair, not saying anything, but tripping out on the energy in this room. 3 modern greats.
@sophiecartman
2 жыл бұрын
TRULY. 😍
3 best comedians working today! I have been looking forward to this interview for so long THANK YOU
@briantier2814
2 жыл бұрын
Forgot about Andrew shulz then would be amazing
@livewiiiiire
2 жыл бұрын
@@briantier2814 I usually forget about Schulz, I prefer other comics
Bro The anticipation for this has been intense I’m so giddy to start this
Best episode to date. Love it fellas
I love you all so much. Had so much fun watching this.
Chrissy chaos and Marky mark and Sammy sam. The highlights of NYC. So glad this poddy is out
what an AWESOME Podcast!
Already laughed out loud like 10 times in the first 15 minuets of this lmaooo that was a wild fucking story, love this combination of comedians these 3 are some of the funniest out there today
Can't wait to see Sam's new special - maybe throw it exclusively on your Patreon first for a week? I'd sign up and maybe more will!
Just finished this, was a really good and funny podcast. Was the first episode I’ve watched keep it up guys
Yasss! The holy trinity of comedy!
This has been my favorite so far, love it
Love the POD. It gets better every episode.
One of the best ones yet!
Y'all are all funny comedians, and it was great to see you were all friends for years. This is probably the drunkest I've seen any of y'all get! Even though I've heard some of those stories from Chris before, it was funny to hear a different telling of them based on his friendship and history with each of you. Plus, it seems like he is making some of that shit up, sometimes, and it seems more real when you hear it more than once! Funny stuff.
Great Guest! also love that credits song at the end!
Chrissy is like that really chatty friend you just love to have drinks with♡
Epic Collab 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Ah yes the perfect ep of the pod to discover while drunk,I'm so ready
Love the podcast, Chrissy D is the man
what a guest! A+ much love and congratulations mark!
33:42 has me thinking of Rick Glassman saying Sam's "flush to door open time was pretty quick".
Awesome episode. Once again 👍💪😆
SOLID! thanks boys
That opening story by Chrissy d was so funny 😂 great story
Great episode DeStefano was funny as hell 😎🤘
When a comic says, “This is 100 percent true.” It’s more like -50 percent true. Comedy!
@packcov92
2 жыл бұрын
The whole story smells like BS
@petemal3884
2 жыл бұрын
As the kids say these days… “He cappin.” Uhhundred Percent 💯 💩
8:36 "You know whats so crazy doo, tude?" hahahha
The pt stories are insaaaaane!!!!
This is awesome plus Sam mentioned new haven pizza!!! Let’s go pepes
@frankjames2618
2 жыл бұрын
Yessir CT baby
Great podcast!!
This podcast is so underrated love it ❤❤🔥🔥🔥🍺🍺🍺.
3 of the funniest dudes out there right now!
A Sunday of chaos ❤️
Now this is a great group of folks
Great ep, great guest, great great
Loved the shout-out to 1975 definitely my favorite band at the moment
Cool guest. Awesome stories. Another great wmbd podcast 👍
Love you guys!
Chris tells the best stories!
How is Chrissy D not straight up shredded with all that energy! 👏🏽😂
@ryanstoyles7611
2 жыл бұрын
adderall? bad eating habits? only ever does excercise if he can record it as content?
@Derek_Keenan
6 ай бұрын
its those child bearing hips babe
Yasss I've been looking forward to this ep! Love these 3 amigos! Great comic trio. My faves ❤❤❤
Three of my favorite guys in one room!!
John Travolta story was really amazing!
@leomychalysin460
2 жыл бұрын
Almost too amazing...
@jorgemartinez42069
2 жыл бұрын
@@leomychalysin460 Yeah, comedians often embellish and make up stories, but Chris tells stories that almost always sound too crazy to be true. I've known several narcissistic people over the course of my life that speak quickly and have stories for literally everything and almost without fail they'd eventually tell a story that I was THERE for and they completely changed the details so that it was a completely different story. When I would call them out they'd just get mad and be like, "Fine, I guess I mixed up some of the details!"
@leomychalysin460
2 жыл бұрын
@@jorgemartinez42069 Yh ngl no hate to the guy seems like a good guy, and maybe I'm too cynical, but this whole podcast was just too much. I've watched quite a few pods w chris now and he repeats things like "no word of a lie" and "swear to god this happened" throughout. My view is if you're saying those things all the time its because you know deep down there is some word of a lie.
@jorgemartinez42069
2 жыл бұрын
@@leomychalysin460 Exactly! I forgot to add that, but I had that same thought because the people that I knew that acted like that ALWAYS said something like, "I swear on my mother's life!"
@leomychalysin460
2 жыл бұрын
@@jorgemartinez42069 Exactly, theres no need to say it all the time if you're telling the truth, it's an acknowledgement that what you're saying is far fetched and potentially untruthful.
The more I watch this ridiculous podcast the more I fall in love with it 😅❤
10 minutes in, this episode is already fantastic 👌
@neftalimora4650
2 жыл бұрын
Yes it is. They should bring Shane Gillis on too. This decade’s Rogan MMA watch party.
@jeffmccloud905
2 жыл бұрын
30 seconds in and Chrissy D already talking about how gay he almost is.
@SevenHunnid
2 жыл бұрын
When i look at the Top, where all the successful people are.. i see NO mexicans 😪it makes me sad. I review weed products on my KZread channel for a living.. trying to make it out 🙏🙏
@bwa_8
2 жыл бұрын
@@SevenHunnid Maybe try not shit posting...
Really good conversation!
already liked this guy and this solidified it...
best podcast on the internet. comedy!
Three of my favorite comics!
Great podcast! Little uncomfortable when chrissy told the cougar story i started clubbing up at work LOL
@seanmichael6579
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah same, I was shocked no one else said anything
Normand saying he’s from New Orleans therefore he’s a great drunk driver! 😂😂😂
Class episode, when Mark was plugging at the end did he give his Tuesgay host a shoutout there? Love to see it.
I love you guys so much
Love anything w/ Chrissy Chaos
great show!
My three favorite comedians
Can’t believe I only recently got into this podcast. Great stuff gays
Chrissy and Marky and Sam! Hey hey! You know we're doin it up folks! Comedy!