*chrissys eyes lock onto the muffin top* “this guy could use some intermittent fasting” GOLD

Oh man that's the absolute best opening line of a pod ever

@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664

Жыл бұрын

Chrissy Candid Comments

@jeffblack6803

Жыл бұрын

I’m fuckin dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PatrickKeating

Жыл бұрын

That's the essence of Jazz in a nutshell. Getting pissed for cumming too fast

@rogaru

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen mssp

@ItsJoKeZ

Жыл бұрын

do they...not talk about it

Damn Chris came in HOT with the honesty

@DallasMavs81

Жыл бұрын

Flaming hot

@oghash4912

Жыл бұрын

😂

@portlandgoose4727

Жыл бұрын

Telling their crewman that he could use intermittent fasting was too savage 😂

@imunoz81334

Жыл бұрын

​@@DallasMavs81 24:04 😢😮😢😮😢

@MrBuketman

Жыл бұрын

And he managed to not hog the convo. Great episode.

I could listen to these 3 guys talk for hours on end

Chrissy's always been a sweetheart but along with getting in great physical shape, he seems to have gotten an incredible mindset now. He's always had a positive vibe but now he especially seems like could not be happier, as if living his very best life. .

@fortyozsteak

Жыл бұрын

Yea it sucks he was way funnier when he was banging random toots

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

What manners. Brings some treats to the pod.

@BuzzyJumper

Жыл бұрын

@@fortyozsteak Banging random toots? You are so lame 🤣like you just recently discovered how your penis works

@Sun_Cat_Pop

Жыл бұрын

@@fortyozsteak OMG, a real incel - you stuck in puberty or stlil waiting on thos e pubes?

@BarisPalabiyik

Жыл бұрын

It's almost like he just got his ass eaten.

If you think Chrissy aint bringing the chaos wherever he goes, news flash, you got another thing coming

@ganymede4030

Жыл бұрын

Out here puttin people on NOTICE

They went right over it but, Chrissy D said "it was a tactic to not take a shower so people wouldn't get all up on you" and Normand said "my ex used that tactic" 😂😂😂

@Captain_Insano_nomercy

Жыл бұрын

It's actually funny because I had an ex who did that

@ajphillips1553

Жыл бұрын

@@Captain_Insano_nomercyit only works thanks to this comment lolol. Nah fr that’d be mean as hell. Lmao thanks for the honesty, made me laugh out loud

@Captain_Insano_nomercy

Жыл бұрын

@AJ Phillips I remember hitting it doggystyle and the smell wafted up and sucker punched me. Bad memories

“I bet I can tell by the way he dribbles.” Hahahaha 😂

13:33 Supposedly, supposedly, supposedly? Sal is wondering - dont you mean "Allegedly..." ?

Chris said his fast was starting shortly and broke out thouse amazing sounding donuts, I suspect, so he could enjoy them vicariously as Sam & Mark ate them. Staying as fit as he's done, just picking them out must be a treat 🧁🧁

I love episodes like this that mix comedy and real talk

Chrissy Finance? 🥱 Ho Hum Chrissy Fidance? 😄 HA HA HA HA HA

Mark's notorious watch beep strikes across all pods.

So glad they covered my two favorite topics. Finance and Fish. 😅

Chrissy D "you guys have a 401K" also Chrissy D "money isnt everything" lol

Fuck yes!!! I needed it this week…. Bongs and beer ready

I like Chris. He’s proof that anyone can make it in standup if they’re shameless enough.

I love hearing Chrissy talk about how he's improving his life. You're doing it right buddy, you live a good life and you are enjoying it instead of wishing it was better. Inspirational, truly.

Omg on the you go to sleep on the Cosby part 😂😂

Hell ya, perfect way to kick off my 5th month of sobriety - a drinking themed podcast!

@TheGabePeckExperienc

Жыл бұрын

Smoke some weed my guy 👌

@Flint-Dibble-the-Don

Жыл бұрын

Normand grant me the strength

@tmgar9847

Жыл бұрын

Congrats, don’t smoke weed

@MikeP2055

Жыл бұрын

I've been to hundreds of Phish shows and don't do drugs. Anything is possible.

@poindextertunes

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeP2055 dear god why

My 3 favorites in one pod love it

One of my fave EPs!! Loved the energy and positivity of Chris De...

Is he taking about Jasmin or Titi Jerry in the very beginning?

Comedy goes as far as respect ends... love yall

The new golden era of comedy is coming.

I can't tell you how many time I laugh shaking my head listening to WMBD🤣😂🤣😂

Shout out Angelina Bakery! 😂😂 Chrissy shout outs with the rare missed opportunity to promote a random small business

Sam stepping on other's comments or instantly interrupting is BRUTAL.

Great guest! The opening line was freaking hilarious!

This was a treat. Thank you guys

I think Chris thinks that because he lost weight, he is now an intellectual

I guess I’m going to listen to Chrissy talk about Vangaurd and give investment advice on every podcast for a couple months 😂

@MattMcLeod6

Жыл бұрын

Money and fitness/nutrition advice - really became an armchair expert lately 😂

@gangstaflamingo

Жыл бұрын

i used to love him but i cant stand him anymore

The Chrissy D quote of Theodore Roosevelt was incongruous, it was like Ol' Dirty Bastard quoting Maya Angelou

@tennisbum7527

Жыл бұрын

Beyond that funny but on the nose remark, Chris has developed a very smart strategy balancing his career along with his family life. He will be adding years to his career (and life) being happy with what he has already done and not chasing every dollar.

Chrissy Candlesticks dabblin’ in the ups and downs 🤙

Wow. Great ep! Love you guys! Chrissy D one of the all-time great guests

Minute and 40 seconds in and Chrissy already had two great jokes.

"Fish is worse for you than red meat" - Chris DiStefano, Md

I feel like mark would act excited about any food, out of social implications.

Mark licking the fuck out of those fingers😅

Mark should have that book that made Joe howl that one time on that coffee table. Brad Garrett, When the Balls Drop thanks to Mrs Normand.

@OGRE_HATES_NERDS

Жыл бұрын

what

@annabethsmith-kingsley2079

Жыл бұрын

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS there's this episode of Tuesdays with stories... hang on, lemme find it...

Love the pod!

Chris looked uncomfortable at the start. Then are we on? then loosened up😂😂😂😂😂

41:30 Mark "Well hold up the guys not bad lookin" dude legit looks like Mark hahaha

Marks recording those ad reads over a school intercom from the 60s

That opening line 😂

6:45 haha "Now YOU go to sleep."

Great man. Sweet spot. Loved your thoughts around the fire.

So glad i found this podcast! subbed so fast

Yes, this is going to be epic.

My three favorites of all time!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤😂

Mark is an absolute comic beast!

That DUER ad had me dying!

Chris gettin 100,000 for that commercial as an unknown comedian is fuckin crazy

Sam Morril with thee TShirt to wear... gosh darn impressive... i just watched Cukoos Nest having not watched it since my youth, its a great film & Nickolson is the best... fax!!!

Killer convo boys, throughly enjoyed the depth of this one. Chrissy stoics in full force

When he get rid of the glasses ? 😂

@Betty-Boop809

Жыл бұрын

This was taped a few weeks ago - must’ve been when he lost them.

Chrissy Insights on the podcast! Another great episode! Love you guys!

Great guest I love how fluid everyone gets around destefano!!!

“My ex did that…” 3:57 SOO GOOD!! 😂

Marc is killing me...then Chrissy goes next level....and Sam is literally the consumate professional

“Easy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

30:22 that should be on a decreasing scale honestly. In finance, the more money you invest (and have under management with a Financial Advisor) the lower your management fees (percentage) are. That agent/manager cut is wild! Even real estate agents do not make the same percentage on a $300K home versus $3 million home. Yet somehow these agents/managers are charging a fortune and their talent is perfectly fine with it? That cut is simply way too much for what they are realistically doing for you.

Love that Chris went to Red's! It's literally the best place for napkin shots and their burgers are insane!

Take him to Aush*$#& and get him some ice cream. Best joke of the pod.

I just noticed the painting on the wall behind Mark of the guy and the horse, LMAO

@richardthegingerbo909

Жыл бұрын

"the guy" ??? do you not recognize it?

@DonkeyCongoSnipe

Жыл бұрын

@@richardthegingerbo909 that is Tony's horse but not Tony

Mark's fucking watch. 😂😂😂

Who am I?: HA HA HA HA HA HYA HYA HYA HYA HYAAAA. SAM HE STINKS.

Chrissy’s SB Blazers are tiiiight 🔥

I love Chris!

Packing light doesn't make you a chill person, chill people just pack light 😆

@chickenfishhybrid44

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

This episode is so old it gave Pacino time to bust raw as well.

Random shooting LMFAO! THOSE WERE SACRIFICES... But you know that Mark 🤫

graze anatomy has my dead LOL

Couldn't click fast enough! This and AYG will take me up to bedtime! What a great Sunday night combo

@littlewigglemonster7691

Жыл бұрын

Had the same thought 😂

@NEFFxsaVaGe

Жыл бұрын

Whats AYG?

@GriseldaBSF410

Жыл бұрын

​@Anthony Lopez are you trying to make a funny? Lol

@TheAverageSavage1021

Жыл бұрын

@@NEFFxsaVaGeare you garbage- check it out!

@topmarks3168

Жыл бұрын

@@NEFFxsaVaGe Are You Garbage, funny pod as well for sure

Marc is the definition of unadulterated

@NewNoise02

Жыл бұрын

the joke about Cosby's son

shouts out Mike Recine, you guys need to get him on the podcast. his standup is great too

My Great Grandfather fought in the Civil War. We're not far removed.

Every week this podcast reminds me that I have forgotten to go shopping and alcohol can't be sold in my state on Sundays 💔

@yannicgraichen

Жыл бұрын

That's bonkers. God bless

We need one last episode with sergeant snuggles and lieutenant lollipop!!!😢

Wow! Listening to Chris made me feel like I was dirty and took a really good shower! I think we all need more DeStefano in our lives!

Ayeeee shout out to San Diego! Saw him at La Jolla!

Chris go fishing. It's not like that everywhere. Good lord

Shout out to Chris for bringing awesome snacks😮😊

The food bit @49:00 I feel is about that that nose chowder lol Sam is a plug lol

Sundays With Drunks

I love that they kept in normand genuinely saying “what an ep” at the end hahaha These guys are the top 3 funniest comics in the business !

@fortyozsteak

Жыл бұрын

Chrissy isn’t a top comic

@MikeyMooks

Жыл бұрын

Coming to comedy podcasts comments with negativity is such loser activities, I’m not here to argue, take that lame energy elsewhere

@fortyozsteak

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeyMooks you gonna cry?

@2Funny_Farm_

Жыл бұрын

@@fortyozsteak Ooooo - I remember that one from childhood but hasnt your mommy told you not to be playing on the internet?

@fortyozsteak

Жыл бұрын

@KOSMO PILOT I’m not putting Chrissy down I think he’s a hilarious entertainer but he’s not a great stand up comic. My favorite podcast of all time is History Hyenas

You guys saved me today

Chrissy Accountants in the building folks!

Amazing duer ad

36:15 "HASHTAG #JENNASIDE" - @marknormand had me rolling haha

Our mans said ginger ale, for a Manhattan…

Chaos time

Just listening to these guys talk makes me miss nyc

I swear to god Normand is my inner monologue out loud!! 😏

I really liked the out of focus camera. Please. More of that stuff.

You don't want Tim Dillon naming the ice creams at that German stand.

said like a true alchaholic all you need is family friends and a drink

Same bodies same oven 😂

7:00 now you go to sleep!

Aww nooo he saw him watching the knickers