Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how coronavirus has changed people. They move on to talking about Bert's gross habits, and call Ari Shaffir to find out the point in the day at which he brushes his teeth. Tom and Bert also discuss who they would invite on a celebrity guys trip. Potential candidates include Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, Shia Labeouf, Bill Clinton, Charles Barkley, and Mike Tyson. This leads them into talking about how weird Joe Pesci looks now. They wrap up by discussing Post Malone's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.
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  • @TheLakaiordie84
    @TheLakaiordie843 жыл бұрын

    This show has steadily made me hate Bert.

  • @josephpaquette8819
    @josephpaquette88193 жыл бұрын

    Bert is slowly making this podcast borderline intolerable

  • @jpanici
    @jpanici3 жыл бұрын

    I wish Tom wasn’t part of this show because then I wouldn’t have to watch it anymore...

  • @axson8
    @axson83 жыл бұрын

    It's so cool that Lord Tom Segura would talk too someone of the lower class like Bert.

  • @commando0062
    @commando00623 жыл бұрын

    I think all the alcohol has “Ben afflecting” Bert’s brain

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles41993 жыл бұрын

    Next week Bert explains how he licks his Q-tips after cleaning his ears.

  • @Yoitschase
    @Yoitschase3 жыл бұрын

    Every week I feel like bert can’t say anything more gross than before, and every single week I am wrong.

  • @Lucifer12313
    @Lucifer123133 жыл бұрын

    This show is quickly becoming Bert just talking non stop and Tom just listens with comments every now and then.

  • @luisguzman8161
    @luisguzman81613 жыл бұрын

    The more i watch this podcast, the less i can stand bert.

  • @devink449
    @devink4493 жыл бұрын

    This show has devolved into the "what will Bert say today" show.

  • @jeffyripz7826
    @jeffyripz78263 жыл бұрын

    Toms eye contact with the camera when Burt says stupid shit is what keeps me coming back

  • @willk8106
    @willk81063 жыл бұрын

    Bert - “I’m so scared of this disease “

  • @theafeluch9146
    @theafeluch91463 жыл бұрын

    "Ready for this one?"

  • @theshineyone1111
    @theshineyone11113 жыл бұрын

    Bert: I haven't been to the grocery store in 138 days.

  • @PatGturdgangofficial
    @PatGturdgangofficial3 жыл бұрын

    The family of the woman who died during free dive: That analogy of Bert forgetting his shitting sequence has really helped the grieving of our daughter

  • @LooterLoser
    @LooterLoser3 жыл бұрын

    “Im Tom Se-“ “Have I ever told you the story where I told a story about myself?!?”

  • @shermangraves6715
    @shermangraves67153 жыл бұрын

    Watching Burt is like watching a fire consume a small village. It’s beautiful from a distance, but when it gets close, all you can hear is the screaming.

  • @danielboone542
    @danielboone5423 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ, this should be called, “Bert Spirals.”

  • @wifigod
    @wifigod3 жыл бұрын

    Bert: "I'm terrified of disease."

  • @randononsense6369
    @randononsense63693 жыл бұрын

    Tom is an angel for being friends with this mouth breather