Ep. 150 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about torturing their kids with singing, Hank Williams, and more on Andrew Tate. They discuss hazing, the gayest things they've ever done, and women's safety on college campuses. Tom shares what makes him laugh about violent videos, the bears share the fattest they've ever been and getting in shape. The bears wrap up with discussing Sober October and the birthday gift-off.
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“Skinning someone alive-“ “WOAWOAWOAWOAWOAH THATS ONLINE?!” “Draft kings!”
Tom is such a psychopath with no emotions and bert is such an emotional goofball they’re the perfect pair.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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@T25de
Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t goin to thumbs up… but it had 68
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
Жыл бұрын
HE'S NOT PSYCHO!!!! ....He's just a little bit misunderstood.
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
Жыл бұрын
@@T25de Nimitz, bro?
@wyatthale555
Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick too many people in that game bruh. Find another niche, trust me. Super unoriginal
Imagine if Bert worked out as much as he talked about working out. He'd be jacked!
@xxCD7xx
Жыл бұрын
Imagine he also drank as much as he says he drinks...
@Ruckus333
Жыл бұрын
@@xxCD7xx oh he does drink as much as he says for sure! Lol 💞 🤌 🤌 🤌 💞
@vadr6383
Жыл бұрын
He is jacked. His medical records say he's flawless. So he just needs to relax on his heavy drinking/ eating
@bigbusiness87business2
Жыл бұрын
Fr, can we be over it yet. It’s So boring hearing about it every episode.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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Love how Bert thinks he hasn’t told us his trainer is also Tom Cruise’s trainer lol
@ZenoSama_
Жыл бұрын
Prime Bert
@identified_Vibe
Жыл бұрын
@Quentin Hapsburg Bert is secretly the real reason why Tom is so successful and motivated 😱
@srhkid4life420
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking it's the rock.
@genore1993
Жыл бұрын
I think its the rock. BEcause of how weird he got around the sports. The Rock owns or runs the XFL.
@mhabyur
Жыл бұрын
Yeah when he said initials I started running through list, TC made sense
It’s not the same without Nadav’s howls in the back EDIT: Cackling, my apologies
@isSaviorr
Жыл бұрын
Thank god
@GlacierSound
Жыл бұрын
YUP
@inamabbas1807
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, so much better now
@flangecorp9789
Жыл бұрын
Rip J word.
@freezarulesyou7603
Жыл бұрын
It just feels lesser when I can't hear that J laughing like he found a penny on the sidewalk.
Love how Tom does impressions of his sons. Uhhmazing.
@gobengals8804
Жыл бұрын
Uhhh Hundred percent
@GlacierSound
Жыл бұрын
YUP
@ricciardilol4406
Жыл бұрын
*Click click* uhh-hundred percent
@m.naja148
Жыл бұрын
I love Tom and think his impressions are funny, but for real though… his sons sound like devil spawn. I hope he’s exaggerating on some of the stories 🫣
@JP-qw3rv
Жыл бұрын
@@caspay21 post the video
“Let me interrupt some good advice with stutters” -Burnt Crystals
@HisHowliness
Жыл бұрын
Oh, oh, oh, oh---waitwaitwaitwaitwait
@ctdieselnut
Жыл бұрын
@@HisHowliness lol. Fuckin annoying. He can be a lot sometimes
@justinbridgez
Жыл бұрын
i often wish i was there to intererupt him intereupting yelling who cares! CARRY ON TOM...and look at tom like continue. rinse repeat berate bert till hes self conscious or they fire me. at which point i say this is what the people want!
@TheFireproofWitch
Жыл бұрын
Burnt Crystals lmao 🤣
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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Tom's a saint. I couldn't handle being interrupted by Bert as much as him, without eventually blowing up on mic.
@danschillin8558
Жыл бұрын
Dude, I'd lose my fuckin mind. He's a trampler, still love him though.
@jackcorrigan6258
Жыл бұрын
42:42 actually made me angry
@cabozca
Жыл бұрын
The best is when Bert interrupts Tom and then interrupts himself mid interruption. Meta AF
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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@carte0000blanche
Жыл бұрын
Bs fucking lost it.... he needs to sort his life out.
“I love being gay so much We pay hundreds of dollars a month.....” bravo to whoever is placing the ads 👌🏻👍🏻
@cavemanvi
Жыл бұрын
If you’re in a frat you’re straight up gay. No if ands or buttholes about it.
@MegaGREEKBOI
Жыл бұрын
Saw this after I posted the same thing hahaha
@Blackstamos
Жыл бұрын
Did you come up with that yourself or did you steal it from the show?
@mikemikemike123
Жыл бұрын
“Skinning someone alive…. The football season has kicked off” 🤣🤣
@Blackstamos
Жыл бұрын
@@mikemikemike123 That's a good one. Kudos
Another great Monday with Bart Chrysler and Tim Sangria ❤
@kaptainkool408
Жыл бұрын
Burnt Krispers and Ken Seagulla are the best!!
@antinsanwo
Жыл бұрын
Bort chrisner and Tim seagal
@rafaelsoares8361
Жыл бұрын
Im Tim Khrisler he's Burnt Segura 🎶🎶
@sasogorelick
Жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler and Tim Segundo are the best
@juice6199
Жыл бұрын
Butt Crackner and Thumb Sugma
Bert: “I think I love being gay so much” **cuts to commercial** Tom: “Have u ever heard of Policy Genius?” This fuckers have mastered the art of editing into comedy
@fffraaankkk
Жыл бұрын
💯🌮✂️
@robusto7735
Жыл бұрын
HAHA!!!! So true!!!!!!
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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@fishgangstaytps2691
Жыл бұрын
I don't think even specifically gay podcasts would talk about being gay and gay sex as much as these two...
@SB-se7vb
Жыл бұрын
The skinning alive cut was even funnier to me personally.
Bert on Somethings Burning recently: "I just did blood work, everything's perfect" Also Bert on that same episode: "I've had the shakes all morning, I need a drink really bad."
@al1016
Жыл бұрын
I don't think Bert knows that you can have liver function tests that appear fine and healthy at many stages of liver disease. What he needs is a ct scan or an ultrasound scan, to measure the stiffness of the liver. Which will show scarring inside the liver.
@ChichiNaka
Жыл бұрын
He has panic attacks and starts shaking if he doesn't drink for 12 hours
@BUKWulfSh0t
Жыл бұрын
Having the shakes is 1 of the worse feelings Especially having them in the mornings😖😖😖 i wouldn't even eat breakfast, just straight beer or tequila
@juice6199
Жыл бұрын
@@BUKWulfSh0tnever had them but I have definitely drank my fair share, like everyday for 3 years but I normally don't drink until after 4-5pm and the most ill drink is like 6-7 beers or a bottle of wine
@gingerroot8802
Жыл бұрын
He needs help bad. Them turning it into a joke is going to look awful when he has a big stroke or heart attack. No one has ever told him he needs to stop drinking.. Enabling drunks is the worst thing you can do.
Bert should be required to watch 2 girls 1 cup on the show since the show’s name is based on it. Only seems fair.
@tompowers1308
Жыл бұрын
I have no idea how the hell it took reading this comment, after YEARS to realize that is where the name comes from
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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@diggysoze2897
Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick if that’s true, let’s see your creators license.
@edenzero8064
Жыл бұрын
I second this
I've been singing little songs to my son since he was a baby. He's 5 now, and when I start to sing, he yells out "No singing!" but with a laugh.
@drizzy0712
Жыл бұрын
So you continue singing right?!?
@tyler4418
Жыл бұрын
@@drizzy0712 usually, he laughs cuz he knows I'm fucking with him, I make a thing out of it. But I'll stop if I can see he's tired and really not in the mood.
@dropdeadkassie307
Жыл бұрын
My son is the same age and does the same thing I do it to him in the grocery store
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Жыл бұрын
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Tim - "the heaviest I've ever seen on a scale was--" Brent - "oooooo, look at push!"
Bart channeling his inner Will Ferrell Elf impression when he sings his regular conversations
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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150 episodes? That’s 300 gallon of Kool-aid 150 bottles of Tito’s 6000 “uh-mazing” 75 falls out of chairs ….
@TaylorHomeCare
Жыл бұрын
1hundreddd percent
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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@mmedrano8334
Жыл бұрын
That's 7,500 girl push-ups.
Imagine the whole YMH gang (including Bert and Dr. Drew) singing a full choral rendition of Nadav is Googling the next time Paddy fucks something up. I would pay to watch that 🤣
@RDSwords
Жыл бұрын
They should do a "We Are the World" type production of "Nadav is Googling" with all their comedian/famous friends
@RandomGlow444
Жыл бұрын
@@RDSwords ready for this
@DrewMANIC
Жыл бұрын
Or just drew doing it opera style. He's legit with that. Pretty crazy to hear.
@hoondagang4919
Жыл бұрын
…………..fuck no……who the fuck would want to even hear that shit…..rather eat dog shit alone in a closet….
@Mr.Cloud96
Жыл бұрын
Danny Brown does the rap in the middle
Tom: its just the screaming i like Everyone: we know tom... you psycho
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Жыл бұрын
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@fishgangstaytps2691
Жыл бұрын
no wonder he likes Burnt😁
When Bart said “pull up women’s volleyball outfits” he sounded exactly like Garth when he says “yeah I really like that”
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Жыл бұрын
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I’m with Bert on not wanting to see certain shit. Absolutely right you can’t unsee it!!
@maybeaspider3456
Жыл бұрын
Tom would get a kick out of the cartel video of the guy with no skin on his face being tortured by his captors, or the one of the uncle and nephew getting cut up alive with a chainsaw. ISIS videos are good too, much better production value on some of them
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Жыл бұрын
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@willmichael7992
Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick I respect the grind but quit dropping this reply on every single comment. IF you’re gonna do that, at least target the right audience for your content, bc anyone watching Two Bears One Cave is not gonna care about the videos you post.
@RonJOlsonJr
Жыл бұрын
I watched the last ymh 8. I stopped right before the heavy segment at the end. The next day I was like...I paid for it I should watch it. I really wish I had NOT. There was some really messed up stuff. I long for the days of the guy getting hit by the car and screaming. Tim Dillion was worth the $10 as a guest.
@commandingsteel
Жыл бұрын
i've seen some stuff on the dark web that's still burned into my memory...
I fucking love when he tells people about Hank 3. Maybe it'll bring him out of the woods for the first time in 10 years lol. He briefly mentioned him on Rogan I wish they would have spent an hour lol
@infinitytme676
Жыл бұрын
Hank the third is amazing lol
@Beunibster
Жыл бұрын
@@infinitytme676 It's Hank 3 now
@Cloudroth
Жыл бұрын
Hank 3 is the man! 🤘
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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I would be so bummed if they stopped doing the gifts - I genuinely love when they do the gift exchange
@maybeaspider3456
Жыл бұрын
I like how much it upsets their wives more than anything else
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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@boagski
Жыл бұрын
It got old real fast
16:03 that cut to commercial was gold loll
Damn Tom looks AMAZING! I've always thought he was a bear, but holy shit he is looking So. So. Sooooo good!! It is hilarious listening to Bert talk about working out and health while sitting across from Tom. 🤣 Keep up the hard work Tommy, you are killing it.
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Жыл бұрын
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@idontknowmuch3441
Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick what’s your point
@christopher152
Жыл бұрын
That's some low standards you got. He's fat and bald.
Tom knowing who suga free is hilarious to me lol.
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
Жыл бұрын
Tom the Big P’
@danielocean3699
Жыл бұрын
He’s a legit hip hop fan. Not just now because it’s mainstream
@octaviorodriguez6895
Жыл бұрын
@@danielocean3699 I know that but even the people who like the more underground stuff don't know who suga free is let alone listen to his music. Pimp music is something else lol
@parithian8462
Жыл бұрын
@@danielocean3699 I love people rhyming about how cool they are. It sometimes makes me feel cool too, and I can pretend that means it's good music
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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I love when Tom says his son says he hates him
Bert forgot that he told another podcast that his trainer worked with The Rock. That's the A.D.D. kicking in. So funny.
@renaroronoa9399
Жыл бұрын
Alcohol makes it harder to make memories..
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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I love the fact that every other day or so there's a new ymh podcast.
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Жыл бұрын
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Hank 3 is dope as fuck, shout out to Bert for knowing the genius!
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Жыл бұрын
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@robertb5359
Жыл бұрын
it mustve been them pills he took
@bnbcraft6666
Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah 🤘
Tom and Bart should compete to see which of their Bday presents to each other makes the other tear up more from the amount of thoughtfulness
@jenniferdennis6465
Жыл бұрын
Great idea
About to go whip up a 64oz kool aid (red of course) and get the day started right a HUNDRED persen
@GlacierSound
Жыл бұрын
YUP
@ntutino1980
Жыл бұрын
@C_ stop it that’s enough
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Жыл бұрын
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I love you guys a lot. You bring a lot of joy to the world
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Жыл бұрын
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The guy being backed up on by the car gets me every. single. time. xD
This is how this podcast works… Bert asks a question to Tom. Tom goes to answer the question. Bert cuts him off and forgets what he was going to say. Remembers and goes on to answer his own question. Stfu sometimes Brent.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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@gregoryhines7
Жыл бұрын
And then the answer will be written down, beeped out or "click clicked"
@coastalorigins3031
Жыл бұрын
This is how podcasts go with borderline sociopath vs ADHD ocd FUnny fat man
Bert pulling out the reading glasses tho 😂
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Жыл бұрын
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Lmao can you imagine how scared that girl was at first? She prob thought the whole team was about to run train on her till they told her to leave.
Tom and his friends stepping in and saying no to that situation in college is so good especially for the time it happened
Every time Tom starts talking about something I’m interested in Bart goes on a 5 minute rant
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Жыл бұрын
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There's no way Tom can show cartel stuff. I can't imagine "Funky Town" on the heavy segment or "Ms Pacman".
@EliteWarrior13
Жыл бұрын
Dude ive seen some stuff that just make it feel like all the good is gone from the world and you lost your soul
@Mutilatedd
Жыл бұрын
Yooo why did I look those up? Didn't even watch just read a brief description and that was more than enough for me.
@rizzzko
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the guy in funkytown trying to reach his face but failing to do so because he has no hands anymore would crack Tom up
@fffraaankkk
Жыл бұрын
@@rizzzko probably, but I forget the name of the video. The cartel has a guy naked and they cut him up while he's still alive and the torturer grabs his leg and starts beating him w his own leg and laughing at the guy. That would make Tom laugh.
@Lockdown335
Жыл бұрын
Yeah id prefer they try to keep it funny somewhat lol Cartel shit is just the pinnacle of human brutality.... Maybe show the dudes wearing another dudes face for the lols.... Thats kinda chill .... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Bert singing reminds me of Will Ferrell in Elf.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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Brent saying he didn't "like" the hug while smiling so gleefully 😆 its ok Bruce, be who you are!
Bert is a Hank lll fan! Massive respect for Bert gained.
@seankelly5427
Жыл бұрын
I just wish he remembered that AssJack was the name of III's other band... or that his country is really a tribute to is Grandpa (aka Hank I). Big fan of Hank III and saw him once in San Francisco. There were some women from CA's central valley (Fresno, etc) that could/would have beaten me up too! Great f'n show though!
@bnbcraft6666
Жыл бұрын
I read about it on saving country music and I had to find it, I'm a huge hank3 fan but unfortunately he can't tour anymore and I became a fan 2 years ago and he stopped touring in 2014 because he lost the house he was renting which was his base of operations
Learned today that not joining a fraternity was a great decision.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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The shit eating grin and pleasure Tom gets everytime the garage clip plays, I long to experience an ounce of that joy
As a student pilot, I'm so excited to hear more about Tom getting into aviation
Brent’s interruptions were on another level this podcast….no idea how Tom does it every week.
We need a weekly follow up podcast called Two Bears 1 Truth where Tom fact checks all of Barfs lies/ outrageous stories.
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Жыл бұрын
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@kevlanb8779
Жыл бұрын
@@ItzMalick reaction vids are a plague
Gotta get it going bud
@2pacfan56
Жыл бұрын
When you’re featherin it, brother
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I really like Toms idea of an "experiance" for Birthday gifts. It would be great for them to both participate, like skydiving or racing each other on a closed track.
Bert is an unstoppable dingus and papa Tom watches over him. I can appreciate the bear dynamic in the cave.
Next Ymh live feature: Bert watching 2 girls one cup for the first time. Make this happen!
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Жыл бұрын
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Bart Chrysler gets old for me real quick these days!! One HHHHHHHUndred Percent! God Bless Tom for putting up with this man child!
@iansanford8369
Жыл бұрын
Then don’t watch the show…. Bert is 50% of it, so just leave. Don’t worry, we won’t miss you
What was with that Bert:”shut the f*ck up” so funny and they just didn’t address why he said it lol
Draft kings thank you so much I’ve never needed an ad more in my life
Tom: sighing; skinning someone alive... excited; the new football season is starting! Great comedic timing by the editing team.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
I want Bert and Tom to make diss tracks for each other, since they were talking about singing so much recently. I'd love to produce em!
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
The commercial placement in this episode was absolutely top tier.
Never a dull moment with these guys! \m/
I can see Tom being an actual serial killer, his personality on these pods is scary.
@TheChaneaux
Жыл бұрын
But a serial killer with morals…like he’ll kill the guy that tried to get with that young girl
@cassierussell6281
Жыл бұрын
scary good lmao
@dylanjohnston4161
Жыл бұрын
@@TheChaneaux So Chris D'elia then
@fugisgonefishin
Жыл бұрын
@Vedder George Ethan is that you?
@Baychimo
Жыл бұрын
@@TheChaneaux Absolutely. Nothing screams "good morals" more than promoting a misogynist, laughing at people getting seriously injured, stating that he doesn't want to hang out with people of lower status, getting enraged with employees of various establishments and using people with mental health issues as entertainment, among other things 😄
Sometimes at the end of an episode I just think to myself “Wtf did I just watch”
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
shoutout to bert and tom for the best podcast ever!
“Skinning people alive, woh woh woh thats online The football season has kicked off...” This episode is the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂😂
As someone still in college but not in Greek life. Hearing Bert tell that story made me so happy because there are probably so many people enraged right now 😂😂
They ad placement game... strong 😆 🤣 😂
@jimjohnson8999
Жыл бұрын
hardest I've laughed at Bert & Tom in a while was at that 16min ad placement 🤣🤣🤣
I love that Brent would describe a video, and Tom immediately knows the name of the video. 😂😄😂
"someone getting skinned alive, the football season is about to kick off, join us in draft kings!"
The heavy segment reminds me of being in like 3rd grade with that one friend who had a computer and negligent parents. The early 2000s were the wild west of nasty, vile internet shit.
@Pandosopoderoso
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao. Hahahah. It was more of late middle and early high school for me and my negligent parents
@Wayfarer45
Жыл бұрын
lol the old Kazzaa and Limewire days huh? If you want a computer chalked full of viruses Limewire has got ya covered lol
@cdizzy42069
Жыл бұрын
@@Wayfarer45 fuckin exactly dude lmao
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Monday’s are for the Beards.
@GlacierSound
Жыл бұрын
I just shaved.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Listening to Tom talk about his boys is literally the best. He is the funniest comic I swear
"So you're just going to watch soccer?!" (Bert @ the World Cup '22) LMAO 🤣😂
Brent advocating for Tate is gonna be problematic
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
my favorite part of Mondays
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
“I don’t think I’m allowed to talk about it.. Aaahhhh fuck it” 😂
This gets me through my Monday morning at work.
Love you guys, this really is the best pod out there. Never any drama, always big on laughs. You guys make Mondays great!
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
The ad transitions have been perfection. 🥰
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Imagine trying to pick out Bert's laugh out of a group of people 🤣
2 bears one cave is my Monday morning workout every time i relate exactly to what u guys are saying
Im tired of comedians hiding what they bought and how much they spent on this or that, and what they have. But its us that got them that money. We dont give a damn, we want to know ! Were happy for you's, we want to share that with yous
@swoop8047
Жыл бұрын
I'm also tired of comedians hiding what they buy with our money. It has to stop. It's getting out of control. In my day we could watch and verify the ditzy broads that Dean Martin had bent over his freshly buffed Cadillac
I love when they start whispering so you can't hear them that shit is very enjoyable
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
at 41:17 Tom finally decides to show real emotion
And on this day. The greatest chase has ended. The one upsmanship of this birthday extravaganza shall not be forgotten.
Tom looks like he’d be so short. Like 5’6 it’s mind blowing that he’s 6 feet
From Rape to Racial: Tom and Bert break down Barriers
50 year old Bert trying to rush a Black frat lmao
2 Elitists One studio
Mmmhhh, the podcast I watch before bad friends....
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
The Chinese lady being pregnant observation is a great bit xD I mean I live in CHINA TOWN and I’ve never seen a late or mid-term pregnant Chinese woman yet in OVER 4-5 years with a people forward facing job that gets around the area I live.. it’s actually hilarious because I’ve only ever seen one obviously pregnant Chinese woman and that was my bosses wife LOL Source: I lived in the Mainland of Malaysia where there are predominantly Chinese people populating the nation. Never once did I see a pregnant woman there who wasn’t Indonesian or homeless for the 2.5 years I was there and I never saw one but my bosses wife for the 4-5 years I’ve been staying in a Chinatown in the US in Texas.
@pauljoseph8338
Жыл бұрын
Texas has a CHINATOWN???
@zanderkudra122
Жыл бұрын
Duh.. because they spawn like Call of Duty bro
@yourdadsotherfamily3530
Жыл бұрын
@@pauljoseph8338 yeah the major cities like Dallas and Houston have their own little ‘China towns’ I call it that but it’s not gonna be like New York because we don’t build that high but it may as well be ‘China town’ lol
@parithian8462
Жыл бұрын
@@pauljoseph8338 yea it's called a city, read a book
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
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Keep upping the birthday presents! I love it!
Bert talking about how much better he feels not drinking should be his wake up call
26:33 The beeps conceal absolutely nothing about the word Bert says. Way to go Paddy!
@AaronJ9610
Жыл бұрын
Not sure he was trying to. When they try to conceal something they deliberately use a different camera shot where the person being censored isn't on camera
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Booth boys, Tom is literally whispering in this episode. Either gotta slap the back of his head, or turn the gain up on that bad boy sometimes
@jacklempke7779
Жыл бұрын
No booth boys. They’re in the Bertcast studio so they’re using his producer. That’s why the audio is messed up. Wouldn’t happen with YMH producers.
@Bittamin
Жыл бұрын
@@jacklempke7779 GOOD CALL!! Wasn’t watching the video and didn’t catch that at first, and now it all makes sense 😅
@jacklempke7779
Жыл бұрын
@@Bittamin you got it. I’ve been getting tired of these episodes in the Bertcast studio. The show isn’t the same without Nadav and the booth. Nadav’s laugh is even in the 2 Bears intro. This is just a better than usual episode of Bertcast.
@Bittamin
Жыл бұрын
@@jacklempke7779 I’m just an audio geek 😅 little issues when I’m trying to listen in the shower stick out way more than they should for me
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
8 weeks I missed this, can’t wait to binge them before class tonight.
@8thlvlMage
Жыл бұрын
That's a *lot* of Bert interrupting Tom. You're probably not coming out of that binge the same person.
Tom mentioning SUGA FREE just made me so happy this morning.. Cali Legend
Ya Bert… Chinese have never denied anything that happened in their culture…certainly not mass genocide or anything 😂
Crazy thought, but maybe we should secure our border so those cartel people don't come over here.
@ItzMalick
Жыл бұрын
Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
That wheels of fortune segment was very nadavish 😂
That frat hazing story 😂 take off the blind fold
Bart's high voice laugh has to go
@coastalorigins3031
Жыл бұрын
HAS TO GO HIGHER AND MORE INTENSE you mean