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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing why they would make a good couple, and Bert pitches a new show idea. They give Nikki Glaser a call to run the idea by her. Bert also reveals how much Kool-Aid he consumes in a day. The bears also taste test various sodas, talk about their favorite sneakers, and explore new religions.
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Bort: "If you're a grown man and you eat ice cream, you've lost control of your life." Also Brent: "I've been drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day."
@angelique_cs
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking lol
@Zeflesera
4 жыл бұрын
Hello diabeetus
@brettw4593
4 жыл бұрын
...when he also mentioned he "went for ice cream with his daughters and drank 3 beers" when he was *sober* like 4-5 podcasts ago lol
@FrostyJokerr
4 жыл бұрын
S.W. Rutledge but it’s low calorie so it’s better. I mean, look at the Vitamin C!
@yehmatesick
4 жыл бұрын
Segura laughing that hard made me actually cry tears of laughter for a minute or so
Bert: “Losing weight is hard” Also Bert: “I start my day with half a gallon of Kool-Aid”
@magik5043
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm running so much but I'm not losing any weight" Proceeds to drink a gallon of Kool aide a day
@jakesweet1000
4 жыл бұрын
this explains so much
@SolitudesSanity
4 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense now lmaoo
@kylemoller1272
4 жыл бұрын
"I try to drink two every day"
@kylemoller1272
4 жыл бұрын
@@magik5043 "I try to drink two every day"
The funniest thing to me is that, that jug has probably been sitting there in a lot of other episodes and nobody knew it was kool-aid.
@richbanks911
3 жыл бұрын
He already told Tom about it in a previous episode. That's why I feel like this was set up
@richbanks911
3 жыл бұрын
@Damon Driver I'd like to think that, but the more I watch the show the more I feel like there are scripted moments
@314beatzz
3 жыл бұрын
Rite
@EverydayConversationsPodcast
3 жыл бұрын
Um rich banks if that's not the hardest he has ever laughed in his life its close to it, he laughed so much it was an intense workout you cannot fake that
@TweekzGaming_
3 жыл бұрын
3mins of laughing xD im crying
This whole podcast and their relationship in general is like Bert is Toms dog that can talk, and Tom just got home.
@drupacshakur
4 жыл бұрын
What a brilliant comment
@Mayor-McCheese
4 жыл бұрын
I applaud you for this comment it is perfect
@mittennomad266
4 жыл бұрын
this needs to be animated
@joshpage9079
4 жыл бұрын
I mean the show is called wilfred...
@mccannesanford145
4 жыл бұрын
You’re my new favorite person
Bert: “I don’t eat ice cream because I’m a f*cking grown man” *takes sip of 64oz kool-aid*
@sosanation714
4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO GOOD POINT LOL
@codydahmes2751
4 жыл бұрын
This shit is awesome
@wholewheatstingray
4 жыл бұрын
Now we know where that gut comes from.
@BDGMed
4 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahaha 100%
@marcscott517
4 жыл бұрын
Instantly what I thought lol
Bert in Ep. 35: "Ice cream? I'm not a child" Bert in Ep. 36: Drinking a Hydroflask growler full of Kool-Aid
@jasonderos637
4 жыл бұрын
👏 👏 👏
@reddeadweb-head6796
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing. Hes such a Tiktok.
@logeydog
4 жыл бұрын
And then they said let's not be funny and talk about shoes
@rolandbishop9716
4 жыл бұрын
2 of them....
@tylergebeke9791
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonderos637m
that guy always laughing in the backround is my fav parts of the show lol
@Pizzle745
4 жыл бұрын
I agree. He is openly mocking The (damaged) Machine through laughter!
@YMHCoolGuy
4 жыл бұрын
Panda Pizzle good ol nadav he’s the best laugh track for this show lol
@lntoTheSunset
3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment this then saw you sent it already. I agree man, it's the best part of podcasts
@alphajokerz7710
3 жыл бұрын
You know thats a fake laugh they put in the background sometimes its them but rarely
@rugstwothousandsix3976
3 жыл бұрын
His name is Nadav. The production crews resident jew 👍🏼
"Pour a lil something for yourself. Go ahead it's watered down." Going on my tombstone.
The kool-aid laugh is the most genuine friendship moment and it's so funny
@inFiniteTraCer
4 жыл бұрын
Francis Celardo his mind can’t take the disbelief lol
@tonyalder8037
4 жыл бұрын
What kind is it? -red
@Dripdroptop
4 жыл бұрын
I love that it's like Tom is part of the internet's joke that Bert is an idiot 😂
The Kool Aid reveal is the hardest I've laughed in 2020.
@botduncan6979
4 жыл бұрын
definitely one of the best podcast moments ever
@jacobkolar3459
4 жыл бұрын
#koolaidreveal
@mattkleman7876
4 жыл бұрын
dude same. i figured he was checking it for booze at first, then realizing it was just kool aid was so damn funny
@kalikiter1
4 жыл бұрын
Same! Omg I had to pause it to relax
@JordanDKline
4 жыл бұрын
I was sitting at my desk shaking trying not to laugh. My coworkers probably thought I was having a seizure.
15:45 - 20:00 Basically 5 minutes of non-stop, uncontrollable laughter lmfao
My boyfriend is generally a low-emotion dude. He doesn’t laugh at just anything. Tom’s laughter is one of his favorite things in the world- he’ll cry laughing just listening to it 😂
@Jadeb623
3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@cristianmontoya1195
3 жыл бұрын
Guys with no emotions are a red flag you should leave him, speaking from experience
@emilykoch4123
3 жыл бұрын
@@cristianmontoya1195 thanks for the concern. Been together over a decade and I’ve known him years longer than that, all good. Low emotion is not no emotion.
@roberthorry621
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's gay
@notapplicable328
2 жыл бұрын
@@roberthorry621 jeezus why don’t you just ask if he’s got a dog house
I don't think Tom has laughed harder than this on any occasion before. this is pure gold
@spudanky
4 жыл бұрын
I was hearing new types of undiscovered noises from those two 🤣
@davishorowitz6594
4 жыл бұрын
Right! It was almost a let down when he said it was low calorie Kool-Aid 😂
@darinlowney3392
4 жыл бұрын
Davis Horowitz yea, that’s prolly just what bort tells himself to feel better
@cia834
4 жыл бұрын
We need to start wearing koolaid shirts to Bert’s shows!!!
“People say good for that guy for drinking so much water. Turns out it’s a 64oz jug of red koolaid” that shit is the funniest thing I have heard and I had to replay it 9 times!lol
@AdamFoxman
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever commented on KZread before but I feel compelled to because I swear to God I've never laughed this hard at anything on a screen in my entire life.
@clintonleonard5187
4 жыл бұрын
That's what made me fucking lose it.
@chrisp8748
4 жыл бұрын
What flavor is it? “Red.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way these two laugh SO HARD that it makes themselves laugh HARDER is the best thing I can ever experience in my lifetime
“This podcast was brought to you by insulin “
Bert: says any man who eats ice cream is a child. Also Bert: drinks a gallon of kool aid a day
@Josh2x23
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I came to say. Lmao!
@HnTr_VDH
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ll take anything he says legitimately after “Nightmeres”
@UnkleBot
4 жыл бұрын
he said he drinks 2 of them a day!! lmaoooo
I know Bert is a Koolaid advocate because he said the flavor was red and not “cherry.” That’s a real one 💯
@chug_plays5685
4 жыл бұрын
Lol it's not advocacy, it's just laziness coz everyone in the south knows red means cherry. I'm guilty of it to. Colors are flavors lol
@award89
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t wear a white shirt and drink red!
@jeffersonmayfield6701
4 жыл бұрын
The ONLY thing me and Bert have in common is I also drink a ton. And when you drink alot, you find koolaid because it's cheap, yummy and better than all the other drink mixes, that's a dark world.. So I am a grown man that CAN be found with a giant metal thermos, filled with koolaid.. every now and then I out coffee in in.... After I wash it of course... And not in the gd pool, Bert you are going to get a skin bacteria infection homie!
@bigballz5503
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought too lol
@charlesgrigson6436
4 жыл бұрын
Ohh yeeeahh!! (Koolaid guy busting through the wall)
Bert: "Look at the Vitamin C though." Guy in the background: *dies of Laughter*
@AnthonyShuker
3 жыл бұрын
pssht at least say his name. nadav
@Whystling_Byrd
Жыл бұрын
@@AnthonyShuker His name is The Coton, not Nadav, and we don't know what his name is.
15:53 The minute Tom starts screaming laughing is the exact moment when the mystery of Bert’s weight loss struggles are revealed 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm writing a book about self-help" - Guy who drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid every day
@rolandbishop9716
4 жыл бұрын
He’s also gonna start his own program for alcoholics that can party once in a while 🤔
Bert: Ice-cream is for kids. Also Bert: Walks around with a gallon of Kool-Aid.
@jordanbader9667
4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! My fiance and I were sitting here going "how is he gonna shit on Nadav for eating Ice cream as an adult and drink Kool-aid"
@ofnightmaresep
4 жыл бұрын
“I try to drink two every day” you WHAT
@angelique_cs
4 жыл бұрын
He's so tone deaf he couldn't carry a tune if it was called "OHYEAH" 😂
@xXBRTBXx
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@Zeflesera
4 жыл бұрын
That much sugar is definitely bad for you...right?
15:08 ‘I’m going to take a sip of Kool-Aid’ It’s fascinating how such a throw away sentence created such a hysterical segment.
Merch idea Water bottles that say “ Not Kool-Aid”
@ursoxuntyd8805
4 жыл бұрын
Or t-shirts that have bert’s face on the kool-aid man’s body and say “red drank”
@JaimeeL901
4 жыл бұрын
Would by a purple drank bottle.
Bert: "I need to stop laughing, i havent taken my blood pressure medication yet" *Sips on half gallon of koolaid*
@nelsonedwards6184
4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna miss Bert when he's gone. At this pace it'll be about 5-7 months.
@jacked4121
4 жыл бұрын
Murcia
@jacked4121
4 жыл бұрын
Murica* woops
@derrickjohnson9692
2 жыл бұрын
@@nelsonedwards6184 been 2 years 🤣
@Etx_Chris
Жыл бұрын
@@derrickjohnson9692glad I’m not the only one still coming back to this
When you realize Tom is dying laughing because he found out Bert is essentially killing himself is when you know you've got a dark sense of humor lmao
@jccsnrs
4 жыл бұрын
And you know bart rationalizes it as it's making ingredient is water so he counts it as water
@gitrekt-gudson
4 жыл бұрын
@@jccsnrs definitely counts it as water lmfao
"We dont have guests on this show" -consistently calls everyone they know every episode
@mandihollingsworth182
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂
This episode is the whole reason I started watching 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This one is the best! Bert: no grown man should eat ice cream Also Bert: take a sip of my Kool-aid.
Bert: only children eat ice cream Bert: *drinks Kool-aid*
@Unity1975
4 жыл бұрын
FIRST thing I thought of. 😂
@JohnDBloch
4 жыл бұрын
“All I see is calories, calories, calories”
@TJW5050
4 жыл бұрын
they make zero calorie koolaid and it's pretty good. i'm assuming this is what bert drinks because i would imagine he'd have diabetes right now if he isn't...
@musicf3b
4 жыл бұрын
t j Doesn’t it still have sugar? Bert definitely adds too much
@djr_drums
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahha
Laughing Tom is best Tom. He's having the time of his life this episode.
@06alepea1
4 жыл бұрын
Him laughing over the koolaid is the most I've ever seen him laugh. Then again, I've never seen him when he's chopping up bodies.
@hobobluesclown7337
4 жыл бұрын
10mg Tom
@wtfpwnz0red
4 жыл бұрын
I think grammatically it's more correct to say "in this episode" instead of "this episode" but as a way of expressing time of occurrence it doesn't make the sentence harder to read. If you replace "this episode" with "today" it becomes grammatically correct, and the meaning is almost identical. Because of this it is still easily understood to a native speaker even if it isn't technically correct.
@peristau
4 жыл бұрын
Brent is killing himself.
@DFangs219
4 жыл бұрын
10 mg Tommy must have stepped it up on this episode, and I really enjoyed it.
This man Bert is writing a self-help book while drinking 120oz of Kool-aid a day😂
"I must have been exhausting to be around as a kid" Nothing has changed
Bert: I don't know why I can't lose weight. Also Bert: Drinks a gallon of Kool Aid a day.
@CryWolfFilms
4 жыл бұрын
nah dude it's the diet kind. and also there's vitamin C in it so its cool
@Sobtoka
4 жыл бұрын
I died when bert said "i get the low calorie kool-aid" then tom said "yeah thats what every doctor recommends" idk timestamp somewhere around 18:30 ish
@wearehappilyndpendant7593
4 жыл бұрын
He may drink up to a gallon and a half
@telephantasm4070
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sobtoka 21:06
Tom: “What flavor is it?” Bert: “Red”
@LarryTL
4 жыл бұрын
@Co Worker same rule applies to gatorade
@clintonleonard5187
4 жыл бұрын
He actually asked, "What kind is it?" Which 'red' is an even more appropriate answer for.
This goes down in history as one of the best moments in podcasting history. You don’t even need to be a regular listener of the podcast, or a fan of either Tom or Bert - there is a universal sense of silliness with you best friend, that everyone can relate to. It’s so pure and genuine.
Re watching this years later and hearing the "WAIT, a sip of Koolaid?" DYING knowing what's coming next from Blart
21:38 "I need to stop laughing, I haven't taken my blood pressure medicine." - Man consuming 128oz of Kool Aid a day
He said "i try to drink 2 everyday" like someone talking about the water they drink in a day hahaha
@Patric111
4 жыл бұрын
Bert honestly makes me feel so much better about myself because of shit like that lol
@kjcorder
4 жыл бұрын
And thinks some vitamin c is gonna push over the 40+ grams of sugar
When tom said "ITS SO MUCH SUGAR" I literally laughed so hard i started walking around my house hysterically
@ASMRTG09
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ivoryuncut6220
3 жыл бұрын
☠
@Max78912
8 ай бұрын
when he points out how people will think hes being healthy drinking water 😂
You guys just gave me a 6 pack with the kool aid reveal. I’m laughing so hard. Man, I love those kind of laughing moments with a best friend.
It's both hilarious and terrifying to realize that Bert is someone's dad.
@lyrikill101
4 жыл бұрын
...or son
@patrickdelaney5447
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe is new brand should be bad dad
@shanghaihoneyy
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly there should be a segment every episode having them discus shit like the sodas. Or even going over a tiktok or 2. Burnt Chrysler’s response are great same with dadmouth
This podcast should be renamed "Just Wandering Through Bert's Mind".
@lylechipperson5913
4 жыл бұрын
J cant be stealn bert's avatar brother, breakn proto.
@Joe_Gonzo
4 жыл бұрын
"Burp's Braindroppings"
Seeing 2 big ass bears laugh as hard as they did about kool aid made my motherfucking day
08:50 The look on Bert's face expecting the same word as I did had me rolling
"Camed In?" This vocabulary is a real nightmere.
@Umega101
4 жыл бұрын
Netmeg
@dylankraatz5687
4 жыл бұрын
The vocab is what makes it tbh
@jenniferlunt2627
4 жыл бұрын
And Burnt was in college for 16 years?!
@Medic81
4 жыл бұрын
co-lag-u-lated
😂😂 Man, someone please clip the Kool-Aid segment 15:00 - 20:00 That is officially the best segment on this show in 36 episodes. ❤️❤️
@artorchoke
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for doing this I am CRYING right now
@bmfrandomness1565
4 жыл бұрын
So good. 🤣😂🤣😂
18:26 I heard Bert's body crying in pain. You can hear it in his squeal, poor Bert 🤣🤣
This episode was just golden. “At least I’m hydrated” might be the funniest joke Burnt ever told.
Bert’s “red” response reminds me of Chappelle’s stand up on purple drink: “those are the ingredients; sugar, water, and of course....purple”
@Kylefassbinderful
2 жыл бұрын
His SF show from years ago. Lol that was a great special.
@CHAOSINC5
Жыл бұрын
😂
If you don’t sell merch that depicts Bert as The Koolaid Man, youre messing up.
@thestraydog
4 жыл бұрын
I'll be pissed if they don't at this point
@RealMrNails
4 жыл бұрын
I love it... Miiiiight need to ask Kool-Aid?
@lh485208
4 жыл бұрын
Jenna Collins he's already beat red lol
@boofert.washington2499
4 жыл бұрын
Oohhh YEAAAA!
@rgentertainment3302
4 жыл бұрын
He’s already blood red lol
I think the best part about the kool-aid reveal is how condescending Bert was to Nadav about eating ice cream meanwhile he drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day 😆😆😆😆 I almost threw up laughing so hard
This specific episode is why I started listening/watching this pod cast a week ago! The laughter over kool-aid literally contagious and had me rolling on the floor😂😂
If Bert joined a cult, he'd save everyone by drinking all the koolaid himself
@cjhansen5715
4 жыл бұрын
Jonestown wasn't a mass suicide. Bert showed up with his shirt off and the smell was overpowering.
@Pepe_Chuckles
4 жыл бұрын
I was barely done laughing then I read your comment lmfao
@inFiniteTraCer
4 жыл бұрын
John Loyer He’d probably take it all to the face, AND survive.
@hellglaser3450
4 жыл бұрын
It was flavorade jesus christ people
@Guerrillablackdog
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 10/10
Tom crying laughing at a grown man drinking 64oz of Kool-Aid is the best thing ever
@jamesschwab1864
4 жыл бұрын
But man, grown men who eat ice cream..
@jessibellz6008
4 жыл бұрын
Twice a day! Holy f. Lololol
Yooo them laughing about the kool aid had me dying of laughter!!! I love these guys!!
June 2020: hardest I’ve ever laughed as an adult 😂😂😂
Imagine being Bert's friend and knowing there's a 50/50 chance that when he randomly calls you, almost a million people will hear your conversation.
@cia834
4 жыл бұрын
We need to start wearing koolaid shirts to Bert’s shows!!!
'i drink a gallon of kool-aid a day and shower in the pool." Can take the man out of florida, but not florida out of the man.
@UnknownUnknown-bx2lc
4 жыл бұрын
Wait til he realizes he can put koolaid in the pool.
@sheldonmorin897
4 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownUnknown-bx2lc best comment I've ever seen
Is someone gonna tell them that “colagulation” of rotten milk was a yeast infection? Lmao
@coltonbrylski6797
3 жыл бұрын
That's why they need the cum talk show 😂
@naze158
2 жыл бұрын
I think they knew that but Bert didn’t
Can’t even express how many times I’ve watched this & will continue to watch BERT WERE WAITING FOR A KOOLAID MAN PROMO Thanks for being so entertaining Tim & Burnt
Bert "real men don't eat ice cream" Also Bert: * Drinking 64 oz. of *Kool-Aid™ Tropical Punch* at 9 am *
That was literally 5 minutes of them laughing about smelly Bert and his kool aid
@WifeynJobin
4 жыл бұрын
It was glorious.
@chucklefizz
4 жыл бұрын
If you weren’t laughing with them this might be the wrong podcast for you
@alifelesstoxic1253
4 жыл бұрын
@@WifeynJobin it truly was!
@alifelesstoxic1253
4 жыл бұрын
@@chucklefizz Agreed, I laughed my ass off! 🤣
@Shane-jp8tm
4 жыл бұрын
Best part by far
Is this 10mg Tom? He's so nice and Soo much laughing. I like it.
I've rewatched the koolaid reveal more times than i can count and it still makes me die laughing 😂😂😂
What if Bert never announced to Tom that he was taking a sip of Kool-Aid? This beautiful moment would have never been... I’m so thankful for Bert’s transparency and/or ignorance
@servebotfrank4082
3 жыл бұрын
What fucking gets me about the kool-aid reveal is that Tom doesn't even register what he just said for about 5 seconds. He does a full double take and clarifies "Wait, Kool-Aid?"
@tyanthony7792
3 жыл бұрын
"Kool-aid is awesome. It really is awesome."
"That's like half a gallon of kool aid" "I try to drink 2 every day" This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@StopReadingMyNameOrElse
4 жыл бұрын
He's dead serious too that's what sends me
@kovvi-
4 жыл бұрын
I like how he says "try" as if its healthy for him like some kind of vegetable
@pabloescobargarlic2974
4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp for coolaid talk?
@hectorrodriguez9382
4 жыл бұрын
@@pabloescobargarlic2974 Kool Aid Moment 15:07
@henningbrandt8060
4 жыл бұрын
idk... this whole thing sounded weird to me. If he drinks this much kool aid EVERY DAY - how has this never come up ever before? To me it seems like they picked a random weird occasion and bloated it to the max to construct a conversation piece from thin air.
My brain regularly blocks this episode out and I end up being blasted every time, so I get to enjoy it again once a year
@paulcarmi8130
Жыл бұрын
Sadly, I don’t go a day without remembering that Bart drinks 120oz of koolaid DAILY. that’s amazing. I’m no better, but I remember EXACTLY where I was the first time I heard this shit. I was cry laughing so hard. Podcasts like these are the only reason I got through lockdown. Sorry for the rant.
I've watched this at least 12 times and it makes me so happy I want to watch again
I like how Tom pushes Bert down a hill; and as Tom watches, he smiles at every rock Bert hits on the way down.
@josofashoo564
2 жыл бұрын
And as Bert wipes out at the end , toms just running up on Bert with his phone out but ask if he’s okay when the videos over and laughs more 😭😂😂😂
Tom has the best laugh ever. Actual tears pooling around me here.
@raynevarez1680
4 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like that in years
@Wutaskier
4 жыл бұрын
Bert's makes me dryer than death valley
@jasonderos637
4 жыл бұрын
Dennis Long so true! 🤣
@nz540im3
4 жыл бұрын
Omg I fucking love when Tom goes off on one like that it makes me fucking cry holy shit
18:30 Berts laugh sounds like a chicken screaming
OMFG I literally almost chocked to death on my wine laughing at bert and tom laughing about his kool aid consumption. fuck lol
Tom and Bert didn't think Nikki's dad was going to say "Retired", they braced for "[Tik Tok]".
@SwampRobin
4 жыл бұрын
Both of their faces trying to hide their laughter. Oh my god.
@theoccasionalmoonlight4050
4 жыл бұрын
Totally
@HeartExplosive
4 жыл бұрын
yeah i'm glad i decided to watch the youtube version this time, otherwise i don't think i would have picked up on that through audio lmao
@cleverwords1
4 жыл бұрын
For sure
@experienceaccelerated7039
4 жыл бұрын
@@HeartExplosive I'd like to report, I only listened to the audio version. As the father said the word re-tired there was a palpable pause only broken by nadaavs faint laugh. I understood why, without seeing the faces and boy I'm glad I was correct!
Bert "Grown men dont eat ice cream" next episode *shows up with 64 oz of kool-aid*
@rangleski3695
4 жыл бұрын
Why has nobody else picked up on this?!
@mattlewis5358
4 жыл бұрын
Also, his candy bar rant from the last one. He's a drunken child
@Beunibster
4 жыл бұрын
It was really about being anti-Nadav - and I bet it makes his teeth hurt because they are bad
@kyekye1
4 жыл бұрын
Hahhaha
@alexgnocchi560
4 жыл бұрын
And he said he is trying to drinking 2 of those a day
That is exactly what I needed. Love you Tom and Love you Bert. This is the laugh I needed so badly after the passing of my dad. I have been super down... but this brought me back! Thank you guys so much and keep being the fantastic guys that you are. Love ya!
"I need to stop laughing, I haven't taken my blood pressure medicine yet." -Blart Kristler the man chugging 64oz of koolaid at 10am.
@thedredgod
4 жыл бұрын
the koolaid washes down the healthy
@666slateran666
4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking exactly this. Wash down that diabetes for early heart failure
@barrysotero98
4 жыл бұрын
“Blart kristler” 😂😂😂😂😂 I am laughing so fucking hard in a public place right now
@alphajokerz7710
3 жыл бұрын
Blart Kristler damn huge fan im guessing
The Kool-Aid thing was without question the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my entire life.
"Look at the vitamin C though! It's low calorie kool-aide" Bert, you genuinely need help. Lol.
I could listen to them just laugh for an hour straight and just be crying along with them 🤣 the Kool-aid thing got me LMAO
bert's the type to tell his daughters he doesn't wanna eat his veggies
Bert is such a non-listener that even after Tom told him how to say the word correctly, he said it wrong again but with more confidence like he got it right.
@bobthenoob
4 жыл бұрын
definition of a narcissist
@bobthenoob
4 жыл бұрын
he even only talks about his kids to compare them to himself. he is so self obsessed
@SimbaIsMortal
4 жыл бұрын
@@bobthenoob lol most of the time he'll ask questions just because he wants to tell a story about it. its really annoying
@anthonyj6863
4 жыл бұрын
Its detailed every single episode of this podcast to the point that tom doesn't even tell stories anymore and the podcast is just watching bert do questionable shit. Still pretty pretty 😂
"Could we make a soda?" Call it Two Bears Bubbly. Lol
That kool-aid part made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Tunnel vision, tingly, hot flash. Wow.... easily the best part of my 2020
Nikki glaser's dad saying "retired people" and "Nikki's gonna come" and their reactions made me laugh so hard.
@alphabane3873
4 жыл бұрын
"Retar ed people"
The hamster running the wheel inside Bert’s head is drunk and smells terrible
@beardedwonder7123
4 жыл бұрын
I recks the hammy still thinks he's been sober
@t.c.v.t.
4 жыл бұрын
more like its dead and rotting corpse being spun around inside the wheel.
@GlutesEnjoyer
4 жыл бұрын
And is also incredibly, unforgivably racist
@alexrush4140
4 жыл бұрын
Stop it everyone. You're going to give me nightmeers
@Stephen_Eee
4 жыл бұрын
Bert is living proof there are alternate realities.
Love the chemistry these guys have. You can tell they good friends and can be themselves in front of camera. Loved this podcast
Nearly 5 minutes of pure laughter🤣🤣🤣 thank you guys I really needed this love these guys
Bert: Consumes almost 200g of sugar in a drink. Also Bart: "This is low calorie"
@JereHakala
4 жыл бұрын
Bort
@donsdekshd6823
4 жыл бұрын
It's spelled Birt
@DanTheMan12
4 жыл бұрын
Bret
@kylemoller1272
4 жыл бұрын
"I try to drink two every day"
"good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water" LMAO!!!
@FlawdaBoy4
4 жыл бұрын
That was the best part 😂😂
9:00 the look on their faces when they thought he was saying...something else...is priceless
Bert is like a middle school boy. Gallon of kool aid a day Wants to make his own “sports soda” Thinks going in pool is same as showering
"I'm sweating, oh gawd my blood pressure" YOU DRINK NEARLY HALF A KILO OF SUGAR PER DAY!!! ...the Vitamin C doe
I think this is the hardest Tom has laughed on a podcast since the first time he watched that Asian mechanic getting maimed by a Hyundai
@deibtryin
4 жыл бұрын
That or using lung infection as an instrument
@IDKJEJEHRBEHEH
4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Jordan I don’t know the exact episode, but there’s a short documentary about the event. kzread.info/dash/bejne/i6qNrLiYda2sg9I.html
Bert last week: any grown man who eats ice cream has not control over his life Also Bert: drinks a gallon of Kool aid every day
When Bert said ford is a northern thing… Fords jingle is literally “ford is the best in Texas” 😂
Watching them laugh-cry over Kool Aid for 5 minutes is the best thing I have seen in a while. I am dying over here
"I try to drink two everyday" Well, that explains things.
I’ve never seen Tom laughing this hard. Not even when he caught Charo farting on camera.
The fact that 36 is my favourite number and the iconic kool aid bit is in this, episode makes me feel so much inexplicable joy.
“You can’t wear Jordans with shorts.” Pretty sure Michael Jordan wore them with shorts almost every day.
@truebabyben
4 жыл бұрын
This comment gets mentioned on episode 38!!! LOVE IT!!! haha 😄