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There used to be a Twix commercial, where three guys ended up in a mental facility for constantly repeating one word each. One kept saying "biscuit", second "caramel" and the last one "chocolate" and they became best friends sharing Twix bars with each other ^^' It became a meme back in the days~

@Endrju75

10 ай бұрын

And if you search for "Twix karmel ciastko czekolada 2010" it should be the first one.

@krzysztoffurmaga3811

10 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aGessdaud7OdqNI.html

@JustMef93

10 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJedrLh-qMWYipc.htmlsi=0aysngyyMAo_0jwW

@bartoszjasinski

10 ай бұрын

I would said it's like kool-aid commercial: Oh no, oh no, OH YEAH. Same deal. Probably if we have it in Poland those guys would yell that no no yeah phrase :)

@somsiadtomasz

10 ай бұрын

the commercial: kzread.info/dash/bejne/aGessdaud7OdqNI.htmlsi=jioUFH5yT7cpFu5d

1:43 "Karmel, Ciastko, Czekolada" is a quote from a Polish TV commercial for the Twix. The advertisement makes fun of a certain disease, Tuorette disease, but in the past no one knew about this disease, as you can see, they managed to make a recognizable advertisement using three words.

5:04 Never underestimate our MALUCH 😎

@KrzysztoW83

10 ай бұрын

Pure 17 kW of Polish Power! 😉

@Jaworr96

10 ай бұрын

@@KrzysztoW83 *Italian

song in church: Mr President - Coco Jambo

@sebastianseijeen7817

10 ай бұрын

To było na organach...

@amp-litude

10 ай бұрын

@@sebastianseijeen7817 no i ?

@PortalAuditor

10 ай бұрын

Stara polska pieśń

@kofeMW

9 ай бұрын

@@PortalAuditor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

@Justgoit684

8 ай бұрын

Maybe in Congo church not in Poland

7:12 National Swimming Pool . They didn't want to close the roof even though they knew it was going to rain.

@user-bx2rx4bn9q

2 ай бұрын

Yes, there was so many memes about national swimming pool. We laughed at it for at least a month. Good times...

Your polish is killing it, keep up the good work!

Rob, once again I am outraged by your lack of respect for the "Maluch", this car has power, the only reason he had a problem with this trailer is the weight of the car in relation to the engine power, it is simply too light. If I was driving and I couldn't make it up the driveway, the first thing I would try was to add passengers inside ;P

@Tobnjuks

10 ай бұрын

MALUCH had as much power as a motorbike, rear engine, heavy and bald tires, low torque, only two combustion chambers and a different type of fuel. Very noisy and easily boils. A meme car, however, untouched in the garage, without rust or abrasions on the upholstery, gains astronomical sums of money for collectors. The TRUTH is that the basic version of the engine could not overcome any icy hill. Rob, you could play or watch the gameplay of Maluch Racer to feel the speed and engine sounds.

@marekjureczko9551

10 ай бұрын

@@Tobnjuks blasphemer! get away, you unclean force, this is no place for you! ps. I'm joking of course ;P

Pigs are as smart as dogs, if not smarter, they're really cool animals.

@cherylk.2474

3 ай бұрын

The pig is yellin "I can't breathe!"

3:33 Mr. President - Coco Jamboo

The blue car was Polonez (Polonaise). I once had one of those. This was unstoppable. It was thirsty, smelly, and reliable as hell. My friend divorced and his ex allowed him 4 hours to take his belongings. HE asked me to transport them from Lodz to Warsaw. I had no idea how many things I was about to carry. Coils springs were literally straightened and on snowy road I had one moemnt of deconcentration and entered slip, but as the car was so overloaded my usual recovery method only induced more oscillations. I managed to slow down and left the road. When car came to stop I looked around the cabin and asked if my pax were uninjured. Then I had to figure it out how what to do next. As it was easiest thing to try, I just tried to move on. To my surprise, even now, after 30 years, the Polonaise just moved on, I conducted it back on track and we have arrived to Warsaw an hour later.

5:00 This car is like 0.6 L petrol engine and 23hp so it`s quite impressive that he could even tow xD

As for the video with water on the pitch, from what I remember, there was a failure of the sliding roof during a sudden downpour and it failed to close, which is why there was so much water that apparently real waterfalls appeared on the stands and stairs. The Poles, of course, maliciously, immediately renamed this action and the building from The National Stadium to the The National Swimming Pool ;) Classic Polish sarcastic sense of humor :D

9:19 Nothing is impossible. What is limiting is the lack of imagination 🤣🤣🤣

@Mordring

10 ай бұрын

For a Pole everything is a tool, a weapon, or a toy, in most cases all of those combined.

Jestem Polakiem i naprawdę bardzo fajnie się ciebie ogląda. Jesteś mega pozytywny a do tego nie wiem dlaczego interesujesz się naszym dziwnym krajem :)

@m.3709

10 ай бұрын

Bo Polacy lubią się interesować tymi, którzy nimi się interesują 😂

@pannabianna123

9 ай бұрын

@@m.3709 a kto nie lubi

@kamiljari111

9 ай бұрын

I myslisz, ze on to zrozumie? 😆

As a Pole, I love your videos :D please keep it up!

Kocham te czasy, kiedy filmy były nagrywane pralkami :)

Hello Rob, I have to tell you something. I've been watching your videos for a long time and I'll tell you what I noticed. Your Polish pronunciation is getting better. You pronounce some words really well. Good luck

In primary school sometimes we had to practice tuning backwards.

3:04 - Mr. President - Coco Jumbo in the church 😅😅

The joke with this music in church is that no one dares to play pop music in church, and there was one brave one.

Fiat 126p aka Maluch could carry much more loads 😆 its looks small but man..... things I have seen inside 🤣🤣

@rafalkaminski6389

8 ай бұрын

Little, but mighty!

Yeah, Poles use everything they got in their radius to do the job... The sewers also were of good use for WWII. Thanks Fo the video❤

We are all children, only toys are getting more expensive.

5:31 Poznań, my home city and drunk university or polytechnics students...

8:29 what i've learned on my fencing training, is that while you're moving backwards you should look not above your shoulder, but under your shoulder ;) but that might only be good in fighting situations

24 konny maluch pociągnie każdą przyczepkę :)

That was hilarious thanks Rob 🩵

@RobReacts1

10 ай бұрын

All a bit of fun :D

Not gonna lie, this was a very good cztery that I heard from a not native speaker

Little Fiat is a cult car in Poland, we love it

11:35 oh it is few kilometers from my city :D

I'm confused. It makes me proud and embarrassed at the same time looking at the "NAJBARDZIEJ ZABAWNE Polskie hity Internetu!" but.... -let he who is without sin cast the first stone -Daj kamienia!!

Instead of Baywatch dude should give that arena vids Chariots of Fire theme. :D

"Coco Jumbo o do przodu" to moje hasło. Dobre? Nie?

Catching a pig reminds me of catching Daniel Khalife 🤣🤣🤣😂

12:15 I got it, I got it, I got it… I ain't got it! Mel Brooks „High anxiety”.

Yes, green trams- Poznań- the area is flat, indeed.

The guy in the church played Mr. President - Coco Jumbo.😅

And short vieos "ide nie ide" its so funny

in poland we usually run backwards like its pretty normal for us

Run, piggie, run!

biscuit caramel and chocolate is twix ad from old days :P

6:37 The National Pool HAHAHA🤣🤣🤣

IT was good to watch.

That word you tried to pronounce, tiny car humangous trailer: "Rusztowan" -- scaffolding.

Przy okazji obsłuchuję się z angielskim. ;)

Bo kiedys wykorzystywalo sie kawalek ubitego placu i sie gralo, a teraz trzeba biegac do tylu po boisku i uwazac na slupy 😅

Biscuit caramel chocolate is a twix commercial

Wszystkiego dobrego w nowym roku auuuuuu

About last video. That was the only one time, when municipal police was useful.

3:45 YAYA YE COCO JAMBO

cocojambo in the church ;) hahaha

Oh...Jesus❗🤦🏼‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The best channel

Name of song from church is Coco Jumbo :)

Coco Jumbo and National Pool (although the movie is better with 'The Baywwatch' theme)! Finally! 😂

Last video needs Benny Hill music to it!

There were lots of naked women streakers in the 80s AFL..now if you go on the ground/ football feild and interupt the game in Australia. The fine is $5,000

3:30 - Coco Jumbo

Hahaha👍 Sam nie widziałem tego jako oolak🤣

8:06 Holy shit that was in my city. 😂

@Davidson-ik2sk

9 ай бұрын

true :D

3:30 - Coco jumbo...

I love coco jumbo in church

All in all do how you watch all these videos from Poland, you can see the Polish series "Kapitan Bomba", although I feel that it would be too strong ... because honestly they are well fucked up.

I personally know the guy in broken Polonez @8:56 :D His name is Robert :D

Boys and their toys. ;)

How many pigs it takes to catch one pig?🤦🏻‍♂️😂

We all knew it's going to happen still we always surprised that wodka is gone

9:09 cuse that is Polonez 💪

Polacy są zwarjowani kocham was za to rodak

Duuude, i just watched you on Omegle Bars with H Mack, right? 😆

Rob, check : 4 x 400 men Birmingham 2019 pls

Still not Paweł Jumper

A mówią ze Rosja to stan umysłu . U nas tez jajcarze mieszkają

Bravo Polish police! They finally caught the pig. But 1vs1 pig would be OP!

@robertkowalski7932

10 ай бұрын

The Germans would have simply shot her, like they shot a bison that crossed the border from Poland to Germany

@DaivaDarpana

10 ай бұрын

@@robertkowalski7932 nie martw się, ten polski farmer z pewnością poderżnie jej gardło i kolejna świnia trafi finalnie do jego przegniłych trzewi rozpychających brzuch spod koszulki:))

where's part 3 ?

how could you not know its the Coco Jambo song? :D

@RobReacts1

10 ай бұрын

Well I knew it but couldn't remember the name 😂

The pig actually ended up in jail for abusive drag use

we poles... xD

coco jumboo

Cocco jumbo...

@danielnagag4572

10 ай бұрын

I do przodu! 😂

@forwardfordie

10 ай бұрын

"To moje motto..."

possessed barn ;-)

Did you ever heard ,,Polak potrafi " ?

3:24 CocoJambo

Arrest the pig!

how big sentence got this pig? had it any good lawyer?

Pigs chasing a pig. ;)

Szkoda świnki, była wolna nie groziła jej rzeźnia. 🥺

1:50 This is a parody of a Twix ad "karmel ciastko czekolada" 5:20 the trailer says "scaffolding assembly" 11:00 The police are catching this pig

Iven aduld, old Man inside is🎉🎉🎉kid

😁❤

Cud, zamkneli swinie w suce.

Ze świnią dobre. Nie widziałem.

Poland is very funny country.😂

so one by one + my personal 'funny scoring' 1. idiot hits insulation foam pressured can with axe 2/10 2. lady driving a car with its rear (hand) brake on 5/10 3. idiots doing video in spirit of Twix commercials (commercials vere made in scheme - one person is carmel, other one is biscuit, alone they are silly, together they create Twix..) 1/10 4. few 'so called' race drivers being victim of hard turn - 3/10 5. a guy playing "coco jumbo" by Mr. President inside old church (women saying "what? .. in a church ? " - actually i have nothing against, its not a sin or profanaction :) ) - 6/10 6. ghost rider bicycle .. i like it, never saw it before :) 6/10 7. idiots in 'maluch' car ("little one", official name of Fiat 126p wanna_be_a_car vehicle :P ) 2/10 (one point extra for giving an idea, on what speed it will actually tip over. so - no funny but education (in a way..) 2/10 8.another one about "maluch", this time showing how 'capable' these vehicles were 3/10 (funny fact, when I was a boy (1995-2005) polish roads were absolutly dominated with theese. EVERYONE had a Fiat 126p. Today - you need to search and ask to find one, if you want to buy it for restoration, and meeting one on the road is very rare) 9. a variation on "kulig" tradition - "kulig" is event, when one man gets a propellant (horse, then tractor, today a car) and other people takes sleds and bind them together one after another and attach first to propellant - and they whole conduct is having a ride on snowy roads. traditionally it origins from noblity custom, when nobleman took noblewoman for such a ride on beatufill big sled open trailer, with torches and some traditional 'rituals' connected to whole event. today its rather like extreme sports :) I did it with friends, we took a car (driver drunk) and he gave us a kulig ride, exciding 80-90 km/h :) funny video, positive and warm, 8/10 10. I remember this one very well :) so, when soccer game becoming a disaster because of faulty build stadium (you can close roof ONLY if its not raining. brilliant, isnt is? :) ) then what you do? you do something positive and funny, actually reliefing a tension and anger, make people laugh :D 9/10 11. captain, we have iceberg on our course! where? :bang: :) 5/10 12. we wait for mike, hell come soon with new car. mike drives a car back. hey mike ! a rough ride it was, hmmn ? :D propably he had a car accident on a way from old car re-seller, where he just had bought this old car :) its not explained in video, just my guessing ;) 5/10 13. some 'mr fixit' fellas using sewers manhole as repair tunnel to fix stuff under a car :) 4/10 14. pigs on lose ;) nothing really special, just a pig that somehow run away from a farm, yet still funny to look at officers who had to catch it ;) obviously its not something that you do every day as policeman, so they are giving us some fun attempting to catch it :) 6/10 (no pigs were harmed during filming that video. looking at the size of pig i say that it had a month of life left, and then it went to "kiełbasa" (sasuage) and szynka ("ham") :) Cheerios man, have a good day :) (internet is a dump and polish internet is no different)

@Ad_Ala

10 ай бұрын

Szkoda biednej świni na gigancie, wyrwala się na wolność bo czuła co ją czeka a oni z pewnością nie darowali jej życia na święta

Wielki Mix KZread

polski tytuł , polski tytuł

Policja is Police

@shadowgno87

10 ай бұрын

ze też nikt na to nie wpadł xD

@Inktvis_777

10 ай бұрын

captain obvious in action!

Recommend Andrzej Duda #Hot16Challenge2 To record the reaction. This video is unique.

not part cztery but czesc czwarta, kur** :)