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@ExcelInstructor

Ай бұрын

I kinda get the anger from 16:40, I mean in Poland we have this very stupd law that sais any PUBLIC sidewalk has to be clean during the winter and its thw owner of attached property who has to clean it from ssnow / leaves. the age of the owner does not matter - he could be sued even he was 120 years old and was moving on a wheelchair, it still would be his "duty" to maintain that sidewalk... from the bit on minor side - this is one of the most stupid laws we have.

9:47 The sidewalk in Poland is yours when it needs to be cleared of snow. But if you drink a beer in the same place in the summer, it's already a public place and you'll get a fine. Polish logic ;)

8:50 I think this got popular mainly because of the fact that she is speaking the Podhale dialect

6:31 This is one of the most legendary hits of the Polish Internet. I remember that in primary school, two friends wanted to repeat this stunt and the stuntman broke his arm. And then the teacher forbade bringing bicycles to school :/

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

haha!

@Funekk

7 ай бұрын

Yea, I think we've all been watching too much Jackass....

Every day is a beautiful day to live in Poland

OMG "You are a winner!" guy. He broke the Polish Internet in 2013 sparking discussion about the brainwashing of people dealing with "multi-level marketing" and pyramid schemes.

@dorotabarbowska2184

7 ай бұрын

This one is both funny and pathetic at the same time...

0:01 that was really well said, coraz lepiej mówisz po polsku hehehe

6:31 its a classic becouse of what was said, "juz sie kameruje" and "no k*rwa rzeczywiscie" are now both classic texts(?) [edit:] fixed timestamp

Necessity is the mother of invention

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

For sure

@aaergplay6022

7 ай бұрын

Haha, prawda! 😂 Potrzeba matką wynalazków. 😁

most of these videos come from the times of the so-called "prehistoric internet"

8:45 The Olympic champion in ski jumping, Kamil Stoch, comes from the village of Ząb.

O kurwa Chuck Norris😂

@Jadzia-tj4vd

2 ай бұрын

Najlepsze ze w tamtych czasach on reklamował bank zachodni i ten typek dojebal „co jest Czak z banku cię wyjebali” hahahahaha

Poland!!!❤ Greetings from East Dulwich. London.

sadly the "ticket! Ticket" woman had passed away recently. :(

9:00 What makes it better is the local form of language the lady is speaking😂

Ząb - It is Poland's highest village by elevation, at 1,013 metres (3,323 ft) above sea level.

Poland is becoming more and more "normal", so yeah, we are losing it, but not entirely, Poles are still funny and a bit wacky people, and i guess we will always have a this ingredient

"Dzień dobry, witaj na kanale." WOW! Super! Świetnie Ci idzie! 😊 Bardzo fajny wstęp. 😁👍

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Thanks!

In Poland actually the car of choice for young people is Volkswagen. Old models mostly, not many people buy new cars in Poland, young people especially. If they have the money, they go for BMW. Opel is one of the "family car" brands.

@Ussurin

7 ай бұрын

If you wonder about models, the VW Golf, BMW e36 and e46 are basically memes. Tho, not as popular due to being out of production and their numbers being reduced year by year in crashes, so their prices actually rise, putting them out of the reach of first-time buyer.

I needed exactly this ❤😂

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Haha good!

@twisters999

7 ай бұрын

@@RobReacts1 Magical travel back to the even more magical 90's 👌 XD ❤️

Loved the Babcia giving a piece of her mind in no uncertain terms 😅👌. The guy with the cigarette filling up his car with flammable liquid, omg, 😅😅🔥

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Look at you using polish words! 😁

@leandabee

7 ай бұрын

@@RobReacts1 lol, I remember a couple of words that I learnt from a beautiful 95 year old Polish client I supported many years ago 💞🤗

8:00 I've heard that somebody tried to do the same thing, on the same stairs, and had less luck than the guy from the video.

Calling from ass. Is idiom meaning basically "calling from nowhere". Joke is based on double meaning of this sentence.

W 08:50 pani mówi w góralskiej gwarze. Uwielbiam ich mowę. Jest taka podniosła i wesoła.

It still happens in villages.

I giv'ya sub, because You every video translate sociologist filter from Poland to England. Thx, Regards from Poland.

"Witaj na kanale" refers to a single person, if that's your goal then it's perfectly fine(btw great pronunciation). When referring to a group i.e. viewers it would make more sense to say "Witajcie na kanale"

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Are people watching in groups? 😁 or on their own hehe

@vitoswat

7 ай бұрын

​@@RobReacts1no matter. In polish you use plural if you assume/expect the audience to be multiple people even, if everybody is using their personal device.

Chuck Norris kicks the hardest but it was Polska Wodka that knocked him out !!!

Wow haven't been here for a while, and to starting with a greeting in Polish then say part 5 i havent even seen part 1 yet I better catch up on your videos hi from Chester 🇬🇧

Hurrrraaaayy, I love it! 😍

Ciekawe kiedy będzie "sanepid" albo "spadająca tablica."

Chuck Norrisses ass was kicked , by Polish vodka or spiritus xD

Te filmy chyba z lat 90-tych? :)

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

some of them yes!

You should watch the film Hi Way by cabaret Mumio, specific sense of humour, but I can`t stop laughing. Best actors ever. Love them.

No1 expected Robs inquisition.

Rób, I remember you've enjoyed Polish Legends series. Do you know there are few music videos complimenting the story?

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Yes, I'm sure I will check them out

Boże....boli mnie brzuch ze śmiechu 😂

I would love to see more patriotic song videos! A lot of them are translated on "Polish Eagle" channel

Please react to some polish history : The Winged Hussars - Polish Pride (Husaria - polska duma - English subtitles)

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Look back at my channel. I have looked at a lot of polish history already

@To_Ten_Inny

7 ай бұрын

@@RobReacts1 Yeah i know Rob , but in this which I mentioned above, there are also more details about the battles fought by the hussars, believe me, you will be surprised :)

@dorotabarbowska2184

7 ай бұрын

@@To_Ten_Inny Man, he's made a reaction to the Winged Hussars, in August, you are not a good student if you have missed that lesson😆

@Krokmaniak

7 ай бұрын

I think we can pause history videos for some time so he can watch ones locked behind the language barrier without any issues.

In Poland ,if your pavement is ful of snow,and someone hearts itself, there is your pavement, but if you want to sell anything on there, this is a goverment's pavement 🤷🏻‍♂️

4:37 My homie. We used to work together. 🤣🤣🤣 Motorman ( or tram driver?) on vacation.

8:28 Laughed only at this...

@10:00 this is part of dubbing stand up Kacper Ruciński "zwierzątka " thats really cool 😂

15:55 yea i would say so but we are still crazy 😂

Some of this scenes are funny because.of their accent or weird ways to.say something im Polish and it becomes viral because of that

They have bogans in Poland as well. lol

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

You have bogans, we have chavs... Don't know what they are called in poland

Have you really never seen a Chuck Norris movie? you are missing out a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

haha nope never. But like I said, I know who he is

@piotrk6587

7 ай бұрын

@@RobReacts1 so do i,but i now how he looks like

hehe I knew that there was a Chuck Norris lookalike living in Poland, but I didn't know that 2 lookalikes lived here 😅

Chuck Norris makes vodka drunk

"To już się kameruje" and "No kurwa rzeczywiście" was very meme'able catch frazez around 15 years ago. Hold your horses also exist in PL with almost word to word literall translation. Its "Wstrzymaj konie".

If you didn't live in the 90s, don't ask stupid questions

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

I did live in the 90s.

ohhh my God ! What about my reputation ? Sorry for this guys. Greets from Poland. Greets for Rob. Kurwa Mać !

Do a whole series of drunk English people. In Krakow I have seen british people croaling next to the pavement in the city center.

wiekszosc tych filmikow jest z czasow gdy iternet jeszcze raczkowal w Polsce i to bylo extra udawane zeby

yea mate, your thesis at the end is spot on, Poland since the beginning of the 21st century is losing "this". We got richer, and some standards have changed.

What do you think to Watch Lech roch pawlak? Next time

😊these movies are from the 90s

remember that being a tryhard is better than not doing anything

Stachu Jones and barbara kwarc ❤❤❤

12:55 Today I found out that the lethal dose in Britannica is 4 ‰.This does not apply Poles and Russians. I also learned that the Polish record is 20‰. The gentleman also drove a car😂

I am polish and i like to drink, but excuse me ... i suppose all ahead of me

I should have told you when you were in Australia, but I forgot. You can up-load a photo, either of yourself or your wife, to Australia Post Personalised Stamps. Then they will print the stamps. I did that to my counsins in the UK. And they were surprised to see their faces on stamps. LoL

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Yea but late now 🤣

@yvonnejohnson3232

7 ай бұрын

@@RobReacts1 I think you could still up-load them from the UK. But I'm not sure if they would mail the stamps to the UK. Maybe you could ask Australia Post.?

@yvonnejohnson3232

7 ай бұрын

@@RobReacts1 If you go to Australia Post Personalised Stamps they will show you what you have to do. 1. Upload your photo. 2. Select how many Each sheet features 20 stamps....There's about 10 images to choose from.

Chuck Norris kopie najmocniej ale to Polska Wodka go znokaltowala !!!!

Do one about lajkonikis!❤ (lajkoniki)

I challenge you to say your whole "welcome" in Polish :) I mean, instead of saying "my name is Rob", try to say "ja jestem Rob" or something. Or better - try to make whole film in Polish

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Haha well I mix it up each video! I have said mam na imię Rob in a different video 😉

Plz watch "Magnaci i czarodzieje" the master piece of polish amateur film industry

If something is stupid, but do the job, then it's not stupid! 😁

It's very funny to watch this xD 🇵🇱

Heeej! I had Rover 75 😁 (as a 2nd car actually but still 👌)

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

An my rover 214 as first car wins 😂

Try watching Janusz oddaj rower one of the better hits here in poland

I can not watch it as a Pole

5.30 That's why men live shorter.

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

very true! We do stupid stuff!

Jeszcze wszystkiego nie widziałeś hahaha :D

@pandzida98765

7 ай бұрын

Chętnie by sprawdził czy ten filmik z jazdą na sankach dalej jest na YT. I co dzieje się z dzieciakiem który na nim jest.

@tofik2450

7 ай бұрын

@@pandzida98765 jest jakaś historia tej osoby ale ja tego nie znajdę :D Wyobraź sobię, że po 10 takich sanek czepialiśmy i robiliśmy slalom po ulicy :D zawsze ostatni spadał gdzieś w pola hahahah

adult doesnt meant mature

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

haha true

2:00 this looks serious. that dude lost some of his teeth, if not worse.

Poland is changing but we are using our this untammed fantasy in different places. I have watched on YT when some IT guy said he really likes to work with Poles as we think creatively, use available resources (tools, ideas) and we can make almost everything happen. Even i say that if something seems to be stupid but works, it is not srupid, it is unconventional.

Krzyk pterodaktyla kiedy?

😂

Gdzie jest forfiter ?

Whats up Rob?

Yes, modern videos are not so funny.

Ja tam jestem dumny z naszego wspaniałego stereotypu pijaństwa

5.25 what its behind this guy?

As a polish person myself I just wanted to re-watch the last ones and boom! A new one.

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

🤣

We dont want to get away from our stereotype of being drunks :P We love it and we are proud of being one of most drunk society in the world. quite funny innit?

@dorotabarbowska2184

7 ай бұрын

that's why I don't like these "hits"

Old movies, right after communism, poverty and drunkenness of society. Poland does not look like this in 2023.

Pozdrawiam

😊

You watch all this polish stuff - I'm surprised you didn't bump into 'Pawel Jumper' before. He is a legend. You know they are actually going to build a skate park in the spot he made that jump and likely will name it after him. Seriously, you can look it up :)

Pt5 looks like "PIS".

Ja też, kurwa jestem zwyciżcą. Tragedia.

The guy at 16:50 "the winner" had clearly been brainwashed by some canvassing company, as he is clueless what he is on about. Poor naive youngster😂

Chwytak & Zuza - "BEJBA IS KREJZA" (Blanka - Solo / PARODY) LETNI- "Polo" ( Blanka SOLO PARODY Parodia ) WHO Win ???? React :)

😁😁😁

Are these movies really hits in PL? I don't think so. I have never seen them, becouse these movies are created so far ago...

@RobReacts1

7 ай бұрын

Well maybe they were hits when the internet first started ;)

@adriankowalczyk7101

7 ай бұрын

@@RobReacts1 maybe yes :D

well, about crazy stuff (dangerous), we call it "ułańska fantazja" xD and about drinking if I' m not mistaken vodka was officially created in Poland (arguably by russians) but due to official data we are somewhere in middle of a chart in consumption :/ (about 11L per person/yearly)

You know what... majority of these are similar to scottish clips. Some are way more daft.

About first one. I want to give him benefit of the doubt that he can do it, but anxiety of being on camera git better of him.

is it loosing this? yea lets say it lost it. Back in the day if police caugh you doing some dumb shit like that horse pulling a car, they would not mind.Now they would fuck you up so badly that i cant even describe it

Pierwszy filmik i oto jest! Cudo polskiej motoryzacji. Motocykl WSK. Skrót tłumaczony jako: Wieśniaku Śmierć Kupiłeś, lub Wiejski Sprzęt Kaskaderski. And now in English for foreigners. ;) First video and here it is! A marvel of Polish motoring. WSK motorbike. Abbreviation translated as: Villager Death Bought, or Rural Stunt Equipment.