When Roy Keane is the positive voice in the room, you know the world has turned upside down

@treble20

2 күн бұрын

Can you imagine what Roy Keane would be saying if it was Manchester United playing like this under Gareth Southgate? He would be apoplectic.

@MatthewMcRowan

2 күн бұрын

​@@treble20"Roy Keane FUMING"

@J.Rayner482

2 күн бұрын

It’s delusional. It shouldn’t be taking a Bellingham overhead kick from a long throw in, to draw a match against Slovakia.

@Predators--cz2fb

2 күн бұрын

I nearly fucking fainted.

@Aningan2

2 күн бұрын

To be fair, Keane's Irish. He won't cry if England go out of the tournament :))))

Southgate wears swimming goggles when he drinks a glass of water.

@MatthewMcRowan

2 күн бұрын

He also wears gloves to clean his hands.

@trxpcr4ck3d39

2 күн бұрын

​@MatthewMcRowan He also washed said hands right after going in the shower

@kylesingleton5347

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@Gxamalaza

2 күн бұрын

😂

@Databrokersarethedevil

2 күн бұрын

These are like the reverse chuck Norris memes and it’s great 😂

Southgate looks both ways before walking across his living room

@hedheb2619

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zachholmes6505

Күн бұрын

😂that is brilliant

Southgate stares at the Orange Juice Carton because it's says Concentrate.

@samluke8121

2 күн бұрын

😂

@lanius1076

2 күн бұрын

Very good

@kurtkodeine8182

2 күн бұрын

oh my god

@alanoneill3065

Күн бұрын

that old one...

@purplekush079

Күн бұрын

Free advice to everyone : buy 100% orange juice and not from concentrate. Always read the back label to be sure ✔️

Southgate wipes his arse after going for a piss

@user-xh4bw2zc4g

2 күн бұрын

Nah he wipes his vagina. Must be hermaphrodite with the level of confusion he's showing

@davidgould5708

2 күн бұрын

Pahahahaha

@anthonysheridan8057

2 күн бұрын

😂

@digitalT83

2 күн бұрын

bit weird that you watched him do that but I''ll take your word for it

@thlee3

2 күн бұрын

hahaha. ok that was funny

Southgate the type of guy to flush the toilet after farting.

@Joszinholovesfootball

2 күн бұрын

LMAO this deserves more likes

@eliknowsbest4946

2 күн бұрын

😂😂

@inzykhan415

Күн бұрын

😂

@redbloodcell4047

Күн бұрын

It could be a wet fart, in which case, understandable.

@rebeccabaker7212

Күн бұрын

😂😂😂

When Southgate plays GTA he stops at the traffic lights

@tomgreen2737

Күн бұрын

That made me laugh 😁

@bartpickford1836

10 сағат бұрын

In the next GTA, Gareth will be hoping for a driving gloves option, too

Southgate needs planning permission to build a sandcastle

@adamphillip5305

2 күн бұрын

applies for, not needs

@Ellis_B

2 күн бұрын

​@@adamphillip5305 yes add that it's a good joke

@scottishrob7119

2 күн бұрын

Cannot wait for you lot to get out this tournament once and for all. Talk about lucking thru the whole thing and not skill. You deserve nothing.

@brettpilkington9539

2 күн бұрын

You stole that one

@supershortman1

Күн бұрын

😂

It's so clear Roy Keane is desperate for England to go out. "Keep doing what you're doing lads it's working!" is his message 😂

@ianmills5237

2 күн бұрын

Tit

@KittySofttpaws

2 күн бұрын

Technically it is working. Quarter finals next. What happened to the saying "playing poorly and winning is the sign of champions". We hear this every other week in the Premier league when certain teams win ugly while at the top of the table. They could easily click from the quarter finals and run riot with those players available.

@ivorbiggen2251

2 күн бұрын

@@KittySofttpaws Yes the team could, but the manager as shown he won’t change it when it’s not working. Losing at 95mins and still only one sub 🤷🏻

@ajpw1981

2 күн бұрын

Keane and Southgate are buddies. It's obvious when keane has a horse in the race. Ole too

@PaperbackJourneys

2 күн бұрын

@@KittySofttpaws I hope that they do click into place but this team so far are winning in spite of strategy. Moments of individual brilliance have papered over the cracks. If we play against a team in the top 10 national sides and play like this we will be exposed. We need to fix things before that happens.

Even Oceangate do subs better than Southgate.

@ianmills5237

2 күн бұрын

Twisted but very funny 😂

@johnlee6624

2 күн бұрын

That is actually very funny I liked that

@noke258

Күн бұрын

Boom😂

@benjaminleo7011

Күн бұрын

Fuck sake 😂😂

@Ricky-yf1ru

Күн бұрын

Jesus

Southgate wears a saftey helmet when he goes for a walk

@StephenWorthington-ty8qm

2 күн бұрын

He put scaffolding around the bed when he shags. He calls it sensible intercourse

@its_rick_james_bich2575

2 күн бұрын

Pedestrians are the most vulnerable people using our streets. When you combine severe and critical injuries, pedestrians are hurt more than any other travel mode. Wearing a helmet is a sensible idea.👍🏽

@user-cq7nd2iy9w

2 күн бұрын

England have always been trash. 🇩🇪

@nick1065

2 күн бұрын

@@its_rick_james_bich2575 Ever thought of going into football management?

@owlman9297

Күн бұрын

Southgate wears a safety helmet when he goes to bed.

Whats the purpose of having a bench full of talent if ya aint gonna use em.

@WelshBoySean

2 күн бұрын

Because he is a tight git he rather stick with the same ones day in day out palmer Gordon mainoo young blood who can start and be good

"Football is about moments" is what all rubbish teams will trot out now. "We didn't create enough moments" is already shorthand for we barely got a shot off and spent 80 minutes getting pumped.

@matthewsmith908

2 күн бұрын

Did we watch the same game? Getting pumped? Slovakia barely had possession, England had almost all the ball but couldn't do anything with it

@Haydersublate

2 күн бұрын

​@matthewsmith908 i thought they passed the ball beautifully from left to right and then right to left. It was getting me into a trance until the odd ball would be passed forward - mistakenly, i assume.

@diligenceeke3023

2 күн бұрын

Slovakia beat Belgium who are two places above England in world rankings. You lot are insufferable.

@Haydersublate

2 күн бұрын

@@diligenceeke3023 exactly, there's nothing wrong with England or Southgate. Nothing. It's everything else.

@curtis9320

2 күн бұрын

​@@Haydersublateand to do it all without Kalvin Phillips, absolute master class from Southgate.

Missionary with socks on, is the best description of Southgate's England performance I've heard.

@StanWilks

Күн бұрын

I must sound so naive, but what does that mean? 😂

@franciscop5420

Күн бұрын

​@StanWilks it means ya take it in the bum lad

@piggywahwah

Күн бұрын

Goldbridge?

@piggywahwah

Күн бұрын

@@StanWilks Missionary = standard boring s*x position mix that with socks on = looks ugly, like you cannot be bothered, lazy, no effort...

@piggywahwah

Күн бұрын

@@StanWilks got deleted 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gordon has more chance winning the Tour de France with his bike skills Than he does starting for Gareth against the Swiss

It’s not 4 games ffs. It’s the same in the last 4 tournaments; he doesnt change. He picks the same teams over and over. Players dont get dropped. He reacts too late. He puts the team in firing line for criticism all the time. Dont kid yourselves; this is a long standing problem with Southgate. To expect him to change for the *next* game is simply madness…

@jackhawkins7285

2 күн бұрын

Many players got dropped for this tournament

@evanmichael3387

2 күн бұрын

Let me be the first to just say you're 100% @Jericho642. People are deluding themselves if they think Southgate is going to change things. He'll look at it and think they've gotten this far without changes so why do it?

@WelshBoySean

2 күн бұрын

Southgate has dropped not sure how many players but players that have probably been playing well in the last season and has kept with the same shite since the beginning also why hasn’t he picked JWP? For a player of his calibre he should at least be in the English squad

@Ghost-Face420

2 күн бұрын

It’s the players fault too, couldn’t win sh*t, ever. (Except ONCE 60+ years ago) 😂

@sensibility1174

2 күн бұрын

None of that is actually true.

We’re playing like Man United and that is a terrifying thought

@saidhammar5006

2 күн бұрын

Like Man Utd ? More like Sunday League teams.

@lebowski7717

2 күн бұрын

play like shit and somehow scab a result against a team we should be twatting aye lad spot on united

@alanarmstrong6460

2 күн бұрын

Well man u won fa cup so I'll take that 🤣

@Ramps-rc9iy

2 күн бұрын

@@alanarmstrong6460My god you lot are insufferable.

@1977Suspiria

2 күн бұрын

​@@Ramps-rc9iyWhy? He has a point. Funny how you are mad at that comment but he's not the one here that brought United into it in the first place. 🤦‍♂️

Southgate wears safety goggles to cut his toenails.

If Man United played like that Keane would NOT be saying that. Total fluke!

@saidhammar5006

2 күн бұрын

😂 True

@cheekydean16

2 күн бұрын

Absolutely spot on!!!

@treble20

2 күн бұрын

Yes, thought the same. If this was Manchester United playing like that under Gareth Southgate, he would be apoplectic.

@hair6789

2 күн бұрын

maybe cus he has some love towards united and couldnt give a shit about englands national team?

@treble20

2 күн бұрын

@@hair6789 Not denying it.

Can you imagine what Roy Keane would be saying if it was Manchester United playing like this under Gareth Southgate? He would be apoplectic.

@dbergkampafc

2 күн бұрын

Others are going ott, he's taking positives from a bad England. There shouldn't be so much expectation they're not that good, lucky again to have got through and on that side of the draw.

@paraicomeara6833

Күн бұрын

It is a summer international tournament, completely different from a 38 game league campaign.

Lets get it right, Southgate has been extremely lucky in terms of draws in major tournaments, had a home final against an average Italian side, and yet still managed to find a way to lose. Excellent tournament record my arse.

@brettpilkington9539

2 күн бұрын

I've been saying this for years, when you actually look at who he has beaten it's not that impressive Sweden Colombia Denmark A weak German team

@benjaminmears7257

2 күн бұрын

Is that the same average Italian side who set a world record for going unbeaten?

@Kai-worldclass

2 күн бұрын

Can we take a moment to realise how poor other teams are doing. Portugal are trash, even Ronaldo is garbage who's never done anything for his country, nowhere near GOAT level

@nodaeyj

2 күн бұрын

no matter what its still a good record

@jfla5700

Күн бұрын

@@benjaminmears7257 Yes it's the same Italian side that failed to qualify for the following World cup after 'winning' that tournament. How many penalty shootouts were they involved in again?

Thank you Roy for being so positive about our beloved England!

@GAMING-CELT

2 күн бұрын

He’s correct tho England must be only country raging to be in next round . Can’t mind any nation playing amazing on way to a tourney win

@SL0409

Күн бұрын

​@@GAMING-CELTanother absolute melt. England are embarrassing dog shit and a disgrace to football. They scored 2 goals in the group stages and BOTH were from deflected crosses. Without the deflections score 9 goals. England get spoon fed pub teams and minnows in every tournament and still never win losing to the 1st semi decent team they face 😂

They have the players to play like Man City and arsenal. They have decided to play like man united 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

@normankennith7919

2 күн бұрын

they should be playing like the most entertaining team in the premiership at the end of last season, ie, crystal palace, which means eze & wharton must play together, along with gallagher, ex palace & if england beat switzerland, guehl! england are not playing like a team - they are playing like a collection of individuals! southgate kept kane & bellingham on as late as he did in case there was a penalty shoot out, which is why he brought toney on as well, in the hope england would equalise! wharton would bring out the best in foden, palmer, eze, bowen & gordon because his accurate passing would benefit their speed!!

@Ronaldo-cj4zl

2 күн бұрын

sadly man united have more attacking than this team, these guys play like wolves

@MrJonnyl123

2 күн бұрын

United won more trophies in last couple years playing like that than arsenal have

@oscardelotzthorpe6585

Күн бұрын

@@normankennith7919Yh you’ve gone mental mate palace are wank

@misterlexx2721

Күн бұрын

United won an FA Cup just a few weeks ago, though, beating the premeir league winners.

Southgate puts suncream on before he goes to bed

@its_rick_james_bich2575

2 күн бұрын

If you are sleeping and spending a lot of time by a window with direct sunlight you might want to think about sun protection. Espicially in the summer months with the morning sun👍🏽

@nick1065

2 күн бұрын

@@its_rick_james_bich2575 You’re the next England manager for me!

@spectrumofsoundstv

2 күн бұрын

​@@nick1065these comments killing me😂

@Gerard_2024

Күн бұрын

@@its_rick_james_bich2575 Alternatively, you might consider investing in a good set of blinds and curtains.

Amazing records in tournaments hahaha he gets beat every time he meets a decent team

@alanarmstrong6460

2 күн бұрын

Give credit where it's due, managers before him could not do half of what he did.

@bigtuss7482

2 күн бұрын

@@alanarmstrong6460100%

@darren1989

2 күн бұрын

​@@alanarmstrong6460but in the end . He'll have done what the rest did and won nothing

@kennywilkinson913

2 күн бұрын

​@@darren1989Even if he does, you will still moan.

@SL0409

Күн бұрын

​@@alanarmstrong6460he has done fuck all 😂😂 Scraped past garbage teams and minnows and lost against every decent team he has faced In tournaments he has lost to france, croatia, belgium x2 and italy The best team he has beat in 4 tournaments was colombia on penalties 😂 England are an embarrassment to football

Southgate the type of guy to ask Kyle Walker what mixed race really means

Southgate is so careful in the bedroom that he gives his wife 1 month notice before he comes, and weekly reminders

How can you say that after that exquisite 90 minutes against the 45th team down the rankings? Great tactics, great subs, hats off to Gareth.

@Cagefighter

2 күн бұрын

Great tactics, oh behave!

@usernameheda

2 күн бұрын

@@Cagefighter its sarcasm

England media as usual completely overhyping the situation. I live in France, and they have been far more ordinary than England, slow, predictable, not creating anything, but the media here doesn't get as concerned the English. England are in the quarters-final and that's all that matters, and have a great chance of reaching final. Portugal won ONE. game in normal time en route to winning the tournament in 2016, but no one cared because they won it.

@jidao882

2 күн бұрын

France while not being great are creating more chances than England.

@ZELJKO472

Күн бұрын

​@@jidao882 Agree. They are creating enough chances, just haven't been polished enough.

Middis touch

@hmq9052

2 күн бұрын

Gary's school didn't do Ancient History. They did crafts and woodwork. P.E and music.

@pooroldnostradamus

2 күн бұрын

He went for the more phonetic Ancient Greek pronunciation, of course.

@MarkWright4678

2 күн бұрын

He meant Midas' lesser known brother, Stan, who had a touch that turned everything to shit.

@user-nz9ni6vb5y

Күн бұрын

Honestly, it’s like Midnight Star never existed!

@BattleBecause

Күн бұрын

@krobo It's called the Midas Touch. Get it right, ffs.

Well said Roy. What’s wrong with a long ball or cross.

Keano has one of the best football brains in the game. Very rarely is he wrong.

@KevinSheedy10

2 күн бұрын

Yep, he was a massive success as a manger because of that. Absolutely dynamite in the transfer market too. It’s well known.

@graemehorner6746

Күн бұрын

He is an overrated thug.

I genuinely think Southgate has gone insane, he looks like he’s got lost in a supermarket. Has anyone in the history of football made a substitution at 94 mins while 1-0 down because he had a feeling he could cause chaos in the last 2 mins…

@markwood7045

Күн бұрын

Yes, plenty of managers, You just choose to focus on him.

southgate claps the mailman after he delivers his post

In the small town I live in, in Germany there is football club about 100m away from me with a grass pitch and an artificial pitch. All of the trainers have to have a DFB qualification. In the next town about 2km away from me, they also have a training and a grass pitch. Every town throughout Germany has these levels of facilities. As the trainers are trained from a central point, there is a commonality in how every position is trained and this starts with the young children. When Germany couldn't beat Spain, Pep Guardiola was employed by Bayern Munich! ..... The centre of the DFB brains for football in Germany sat and observed him and re-designed and improved the Spanish concept. About 8 years later Germany beat Brazil 7 1 in their own stadium then went on to win the world cup. That's how you create a world competitive team. The English FA has known about this at least since the 80's. Additionally, the small club close to me regularly has Japanese players who come over to learn about how football is trained and developed in Germany. This is what creates teams and the reason why England has been continuously underachieving. Nobody understands why England refuses to take on other people's concepts for successful development of the sport. Maybe the FA can't afford it!!!!! Until this problem is resolved, England will continue to play the headless chicken team concept.

@benjaminleo7011

Күн бұрын

I'm always saying it's the FA that run the show not the players n manager. The FA will give the manager a strict playing philosophy in the contract, which if ignores can lead to the manager losing his job.... that being said, it only take one man with courage to say how's about we do it differently, like we're used to with our club teams. Fast paced cutting football.

@SlowfingerJC

Күн бұрын

@@benjaminleo7011 Your missing the point. By the time an English manager gets in front of his group of players, it's already 15 years too late to teach a playing concept.

We’re shit - Southgate has sucked the life out of the team.

@TequilaToothpick

Күн бұрын

Not really. This is how England have always played since 1998.

@vinlondon8904

Күн бұрын

@geoff6195 it's a mentality thing, plus a wrong philosophical approach of the game. The FA of England has not changed the way they want to play football at the grass root level. Most coaches in the lower divisions still play the old styles of English football. Southgate is part of that mindset. Therefore, to expect anything more from him is like living in a cuckoo's land, as Keane pointed out. People expect more because they watch Premier League, but Premier League is on an entirely different planet in comparison to the other league where most English coaches coach. Spain changed the entire structure to achieve what is achieving. The same thing happened with Germany after 2006. France is just lucky because it produces so much talent, hence why they achieve so much success.

@molto1531

Күн бұрын

Southgate was knighted for these performances not so long ago and had all of England buying waistcoats

England just need Gordon on the left. You'll unfortunately have to bench Foden, but they need more direct play on the wings. That change alone changes this team.

@itsinthetreesitscoming7431

2 күн бұрын

Foden should be 10, Bellingham 8 and Gordon 11....

@Joszinholovesfootball

2 күн бұрын

We need a back 3 as Walker isn't creative enough as a full back, I want Trent on the pitch, not as a midfielder as we saw he wasn't good in midfield against Serbia and Denmark. Walker is a great defender so RCB for me is his best position, Stones and Guehi stay in. Saka in his early days for Arsenal played as a wing back, and for me he hasn't been great at RW, he isn't as creative as the likes of Palmer and Foden. So why not play play him as wing back again? Rice obviously stays in as he's been our most consistent player alongside Pickford, rarely ever puts a foot wrong. Bellingham after that amazing goal has to stay in, he hasn't been good this Euros but I still have faith he can continue to do wonders this Euros (depends if England qualify). Palmer was positive in both the games he came on against Slovenia and Slovakia. And he's young EPL player of the season, plus Saka and Foden haven't really been good so why not start him. On the other side, Gordon is a literal LW, unlike Foden who doesn't play there, it isn't hard to see, so play Gordon. It was tough to choose between Kane, Watkins and Toney. Kane hasn't been great of course but he's literally our captain and he scores some important goals like the one yesterday. I think we should leave Kane on (I'm not too sure tho) so we can bring either Watkins or Toney on as a 2nd striker to Kane. I think Kane plays best JUST behind a striker who can hold up the play like Toney, maybe even Watkins. So this is the lineup for me, below: Lineup: Pickford Walker Stones Guehi Trent Rice Saka Bellingham Palmer Kane Gordon IF WE ARE LOSING OR DRAWING: The substitutions should be: Eze for Gordon so he can play RW Foden or Bowen for Palmer to play LW. Or Tripper can come on for Palmer to play LB and Saka can play RW Toney or Watkins for Saka to be a 2nd striker with Kane and that'll also mean Trent will play LB and Walker RB to switch to a 4-4-2. IF WE ARE WINNING: Gallagher for Bellingham so he can give more energy to a tired England side at the end and win lots of balls Tripper for Saka for more solidity on the left as Saka Mainoo for Palmer to calm the game down for England and give them some control as the other team will be wanting to equalise Konsa, Gomez or Dunk for Trent to give more solidity in defence. Walker to play RWB/RB and Tripper LWB/LB to give a back 5 of Walker, Stones, Guehi, either of the 3 I mentioned and Tripper. Hope u agree with me

@davidgould5708

2 күн бұрын

Guehi is suspended!!

@CraigT9864

2 күн бұрын

I'm a Liverpool season ticket holder, have been for 13 years. For me we drop Kane, get Foden further up central, Gordon on the left, Palmer on the right. Bellingham at 10 to push up and be a presence for Foden. Similar set up to how Klopp had us with the alleged best front 3 at the time. T A A just has to play too. Foden in a slower style of football which international football is, will be much more of a handful to deal with than Kane who plods about dropping deep thinking he's Pirlo. Let's get 3 young players playing quick passing moves and press high up, if you need a presence late on bring Kane on.

@bhm5262

2 күн бұрын

@@Joszinholovesfootballnobody is reading all that

I’d honestly pay to understand what went through Southgate’s mind when he made the decision on taking one left footed LB and knowing he was unfit 😂 actually baffles my head so bad. I don’t even care if we win the tournament he needs sacking straight after regardless.

@morrisanderson3180

2 күн бұрын

baffling to say the least.

@sensibility1174

2 күн бұрын

There are literally no options. Iling Junior, Livramento and Hall are all just not experienced enough yet, Chilwell, Colwill, Johnson aren't even playing for their clubs; Tyrick Mitchell and Max Aarons are probably just not up to the level; Rico Henry did his ACL otherwise I'm sure he's be in. For me Gomez would have been a better pick but it's not like switching Trippier for him would make all that much difference.

@flem.mcr1

2 күн бұрын

@@sensibility1174 You have just named options?😂 regardless of there level it’s absolutely insane to not at least take one more proper LB. Shaw up to now was completely pointless I’d rather of seen a LB there who’s ready to go. His thought process is beyond madness. We have literally had nothing down that left side since the first game. I’m no Pep Guardiola but Southgate needs to be gone asap we will never win anything under him.

@guitaringjarmin

2 күн бұрын

​​@@sensibility1174 Aaron Cresswell and the prem new boy Leif Davis could have easily been cover for left

@Aztwecas

Күн бұрын

Alfie Doughty would've been the best choice for a manger who properly prioritises system football. A left footed left wing back who is adept at defending and excellent at crossing and going forward. Could have been deployed in a role similar to Spinazlola's during the last Euros. The fact that he plays at Luton holds him back from being picked.

Poor Gareth is a gent but he's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike when it comes to this England team 😂😂😂

If Bellingham gets a one game ban, I think it’ll force Foden to play 10 and Gordon to play 11.

@somehorse

2 күн бұрын

That’s actually not the worst to come from that. Less cramped midfield, especially if Kane actually stays up and plays his bloody position (I still prefer Watkins to start next match), which favours Foden. Bellingham needs a rest, and Southgate was way too scared to put him on the bench back when he actually had a chance to. It might actually be a less stressful watch 🤔

@Rondo_and_switch

2 күн бұрын

@@somehorse I’m with you on that

@joeb6705

2 күн бұрын

England's best hope since Gareth lacks the shtunz

@TomBruhh

2 күн бұрын

I've long thought that's the answer. Bellingham is great but building the team around him, i.e. having him play behind Kane, is hurting the team. We have no left side, thanks to Shaw's injury and Foden playing out-of-position. Both Foden and Bellingham are trying to do the same things all game, so they sort of cancel each other out (in each other's way, both out of position at the same time, etc.) Foden behind Kane, Gordon left wing, Bellingham next to Rice. I think those changes alone would change how effective England are.

@sammypierrecollections

2 күн бұрын

Southgate would probably put taa at the 10 and saka at cdm w rice at lb

Southgate doesn't put the soy sauce sachet in the pot noddle. Too spicy.

If this were United, Keano would be having them for lunch. "They're out there playing like this is a Mario Kart tournament. Rubbish."

Gareth Southgate wear a life jacket when he washes his hands.

Poor performances but getting the job done. A win is a win but we are all worried we will come unstuck with the way we are playing. BUT then again we may play really well on Saturday against Switzerland and lose. Football is a funny old game. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊🏼

@normankennith7919

2 күн бұрын

england won't lose if they play eze, wharton & gallagher! if none of these guys plays, england will get beaten!

Can you imagine what Spain will do to them? LOL. They won't have to worry mind because they won't get far enough to where they could potentially play them. Southgate should be arrested to how bad he's got players of this standard performing. 😆

@diligenceeke3023

2 күн бұрын

Football doesn't work that way sir. England could beat England and you all would still come crying that it was a fluke.

@1977Suspiria

2 күн бұрын

​@diligenceeke3023 Oh I think it generally does. How many teams win these tournaments playing this consistently bad? Exactly. I don't even care but you'll wise up when you are put out again which is what happens even when you play decent at a tournament so what makes you think you'll win one now? 😂😂

@saaimislam1129

Күн бұрын

@@1977Suspiria you are absolutely right we would get by their subs by the way their playing.

The media are focussing too much on how England are playing rather than the fact they're getting it done? You're having a laugh, we were WOEFUL for much of the game yesterday, and were 30 seconds from going out until some miraculous wonder goal

Football is about winning but our best chance of winning the next match is clearly to completely change what we are doing because it is not producing performances that will result in wins against good teams. Think of it like this. If I run 400m by only sprinting the last 50m and jogging the rest, that might be enough to get me through the heats, but if I get to the final and I know half the field have been running considerably quicker than that then it would be madness to keep the same tactics.

That 94th equaliser from Bellingham was divine. England will win this cup. It’s Southgate’s time.

Cant compare france with england performance.. both are not playing at their expectations but france creates way more chances and plays a more attractive football than england does.

@chancellor3122

2 күн бұрын

Playing attractive football barely. Deschamps as a coach is boring as they come. Yeah they won, but they also crapped themselves plenty of times. He is not Gareth, but he sucks the life out of French national team with his defensive tactics.

@GRB-tj6uj

2 күн бұрын

​@@chancellor3122France had 17 shots against Belgium. They should've scored at least three times against both the Netherlands and Austria. France are trying to score goals but just somehow not finding the net

@thomasread3411

Күн бұрын

Creates more chances but haven't scored a goal in open play yet, atleast England have done that 🤣

@myuthukhyla5367

Күн бұрын

@@thomasread3411 hahah true

0:45 Southgate has a "mid-ass" touch alright.

In Southgate's hotel the lifts move sideways

Roy said it man ... who cares about how it happened. They're in the quarters.

The Midas touch. I wish people would understand it’s a story about hubris. Everything Midas touched turned to gold and thus he starved to death.

“Footballs about winning, I’m sick of saying it” Bang on Roy! Winning is winning!

@i.p.knightley6970

Күн бұрын

I must confess I 'd rather watch exciting football with my team losing to a better side than Boreth Boregate's England. Every time I watch England I paint the room and watch it dry. But Roy is right too. Football isn't actually entertainment. It's about winning matches, leagues and trophies.

@riobabic8960

Күн бұрын

I refuse to be bored ! I want entertainment !

England haven't faced a team that wants to come out and play yet. That mid-block from Slovakia was particularly stifling.

Strange what has happened to England since 2022. Pretty much the same personnel but they aren’t playing like a team. No disrespect, but teams like Slovakia, Slovenia, Serbia are teams that England usually dominate and beat in qualifiers, so seeing them park the bus and struggle against these sides in the Euros is baffling.

If they win the tournament like this nobody will complain, win is a win, nobody cares about losing in style.

@giuliom3564

2 күн бұрын

The problem is how can you win the tournament playing this way??? 😅 The latest opponents will not be Slovenia and Slovakia 😅

@cian69

2 күн бұрын

It was one moment of luck that kept them in the game. That was not a tactical masterpiece, that was pure luck. If that shot goes wide it’s game and tournament over.

@curtis9320

2 күн бұрын

​@@giuliom3564exactly, we lost a final playing exactly like this and that Italy only appeared that good because of the brilliance of Mancini. I dont know why we're expected to settle for this mediocre style of play.

@marzipanmonkey

2 күн бұрын

I tend to agree in theory but there is no chance we're winning this tournament playing this way. I'd like to think we've rode our luck and this is the opportunity to sort this mess out but there's only so much luck we can have.

@Genevasplaytime

2 күн бұрын

You forget the bad luck which removed our first goal at minute 50.​ (2 inches)@cian69

What, Gary, is a "mid-ass' touch? A quickie in the dressing room?

Never have i heard expression "Midas Touch" for turning things to crap before

Roy doesn't really believe that, he's just saying the opposite of what Gary's saying because it's the opposite. We're going to announce the same team with one or two forced changes, and then we'll go out. A good team will always beat a team of good players. We are not a good team.

I wish Klopp would come and manage us.

@adamphillip5305

2 күн бұрын

Cant have a German managing us

@lucidvibes8133

2 күн бұрын

southgate rest, the kop of the klopp in !!!!

Roy sounds like his got a soft spot for the English!! Well said Roy.

@NBl-qw8cg

2 күн бұрын

It's clear Keanes got huge respect for Southgate cause of that awful late tackle palace vs united around 1994

After not celebrating any of the goals as i was so downhearted, i have now accepted the style and level of performance is what southgate is after. Ill keep fingers crossed and accept this is what i need to expect to watch

Southgate's the type of guy that calls trainers tennis shoes ...

Why is Roy Keane, an Irish legend the most positive I have seen about England? Not even annoyed or anything, just confused.

@Gadget2299

Күн бұрын

Why would he be annoyed he’s Irish

@Ricky-yf1ru

Күн бұрын

If you're confused, you're not the sharpest.

First big test coming

@user-jj7pr2uv8b

2 күн бұрын

Years ago we would be rubbing our hands together, thinking I fancy this big time. Switzerland were never really an issue for us and now they are looking like a well drilled hard working side. Gonna be tough game for England.

@davidezekiel1163

2 күн бұрын

@@user-jj7pr2uv8b not true.. Never looked down on any country as you will find out soon enough

@masaukochitsamba7808

Күн бұрын

@@davidezekiel1163 What is not true? In the past, Switzerland was not a team that gave England headaches however, the situation is different now

“I’m sick of saying it” I love Keano man 😂😂

Southgate wears a seat belt at the dinning room table

I totally agree with Roy. Football is a results based business. So far England have got through the group and progressed to the Quarter Finals against three teams that play a low block and seat deep in their own half, with the exception of Denmark who were arguably England’s strongest opponent up until now. The true test comes against Switzerland obviously.

@anthonydixon1282

2 күн бұрын

Sadly it is a results based business now but football (and any other sport) is supposed to be an entertainment industry and I feel the fans are the biggest losers because they pay good money to watch boring, rubbish football that gets over-hyped by the media

@Haydersublate

2 күн бұрын

Roy is enjoying seeing England be as bad as they are. He's complimenting England because they're so poor.

@docmurky

2 күн бұрын

Thank you. As chelsea fan I've told my arsenal mates playing good football don't mean shit if your not winning anything. Thr entitlement of England fans is gross we don't deserve nothing (the fans specifcally)

@KevinSheedy10

2 күн бұрын

@@Haydersublate100% They also play good cop bad cop on these shows.

@KevinSheedy10

2 күн бұрын

@@docmurkyIt does mean something. Most teams don’t win something every single year. I’d sooner play good football.

It's an easy game for Switzerland. They play as a unit, as a team. They know exactly what to do, what their strengths are, and how to create chances in open play. Sooner or later, England's luck will run out. You can't afford to wait for 96 minutes before you have a meaningful attack! Gareth won't change a thing -- it takes courage to change.

England need to be closer together more compact then they will be able to up the speed of play when passing then they will be able to get runs in behind

Anyone notice England improved when Eze and Toney came on and Bellingham went into the No6 role? Move Foden to the middle as the No10 along side Bellingham with Rice holding and Eze or Gordon on the left. And stop passing the ball backwards!!! The amount of times Bellingham made a run just for the player on the ball refused to play it was ridiculous.

@vuk8985

23 сағат бұрын

That playing negative backwards sometimes kills momentum. Drives me batty watching players push the ball in last third of the pitch only to have another player pass it back to their half of the pitch.

France has been as bad as England but they getting sugar coated. England do need to improve no doubt but how about supporting the team rather then criticising every little mistake

England are like an orchestra without a conductor , full of talented players but no cohesion because they have no midfield general who can get on the ball , spray it around and dictate the tempo. So saying they have to change is stupid , they are incapable of change without this midfield general. People thinking that the likes of Trent can play this role are deluded.

@camcunningham9443

2 күн бұрын

Nope. They have a spacing problem. A left wing who wants to come central, a right wing who wants to get on his left foot, and a centre forward who wants to come deep. A right back who doesn’t overlap, a left back who’s right footed. When you don’t use the full width of the pitch it’s easy for teams to defend. Pep has understood this for years

@normankennith7919

2 күн бұрын

this is why team mates eze & wharton must play together! they were brilliant together for crystal palace at the end of last season, averaging nearly 3 goals a game! eze is the best dribbler in england's team, wharton is the best passer! apart from eze he would get the best out of foden, palmer, bowen & gordon! wharton is also a left sided player! gallagher must also play - remember, in the 4 games he has played, england have not yet conceded a goal!!!

@Ronaldo-cj4zl

2 күн бұрын

dude, they have everything they need, just that a clown is managing all this is the issue.

@drewfoster6138

Күн бұрын

Foden in 10, rice and bellingham behind. Saka rw, gordon lw, tony or watkins up front. Then defence as it is but trent on for walker as need more of an attacking push espeically with gordon for the switch. (Obvs gaye is suspended so konsa in for him)

@drewfoster6138

Күн бұрын

And if its not working by 35 minutes make a sub then by 55 minutes make a double sub and then another at 75 leaving 1 for injury

As ever, one true winner in the room speaks the truth. Well said Keane.

It seems as though Keane is generally becoming less harsh and biting in his criticism. I wonder if it is partly to soften his image, or show a more constructive side, to get another go in management.

@jimmygoody3187

2 күн бұрын

He actually wants England to win! I I heard him say "we" the other day when talking about England.

Wonder why Roy isn’t a manager just listen to this waffle 🤣

England may finally win the first title in color with the bracket being the way it is and it will be remembered as everyone hating the entire experience. Be happy with what you've got. You ain't Brazil that's allowed to complain about not being flashy. If you'd won a trophy in living memory, you'd know that ugly & lucky results are just a part of the journey. You're not gonna blast through 5:0ing everyone

Roy responding to Neville’s calls for us to play quicker: “If you think Gareth’s going to fix that in the next two weeks you’re living in cuckoo land”. What a depressing thought, that our manager can’t change anything going forward. If we carry on like this, I agree with Neville that we’re going out of the tournament on Saturday.

Keep blaming the manager but the players are also a big part of the problem, not enough fire, not enough belief.

@spinofthewheel5345

2 күн бұрын

That's a reflection of the manager

@user-hb2wj9bp3s

2 күн бұрын

@@spinofthewheel5345 Is he on the pitch?

@spinofthewheel5345

2 күн бұрын

@@user-hb2wj9bp3s did I say he was

@spinofthewheel5345

2 күн бұрын

@@user-hb2wj9bp3s did I say he was ?

@user-hb2wj9bp3s

2 күн бұрын

@@spinofthewheel5345 well then..

Middus touch. Hahaha

@ashleythomas4112

2 күн бұрын

Haha, like a sort of middling version of the Midas touch.

Steve Holland as the assistant coach surely cannot be so agreeable as to just stand by and allow Southgate to continuously pick the failed Foden & Saka on the left and right midfield??? Southgate appears spellbound by Ancelotti & Deschamps’ teams of late, playing their winning minimalist football as they do. It’s bad for the soul to watch England now, I still feel sick after that game.

@graemehorner6746

Күн бұрын

Foden would not "fail" if he was played in position on the right. He literally never plays on the left for City.

I question Bellingham & Kane’s celebrations on the grounds of homoeroticism. WTAF is that choreography? Is that where your head is at? ‘If we score we do this’. Absolutely pathetic. Keane has gone soft.

The british need to stop thinking they are a soccer juggernaut like the other big EU countries. They are and always have been a mid chart team.

@jol0973

2 күн бұрын

You could just look at the rankings. You could also at least make an argument as to why you think England shouldn't be winning the games they have had. If not, you would have to explain why the world's football media, outside of England, is commenting that they are underperforming. Maybe you could change your comment to " People need to.."

@itsinthetreesitscoming7431

2 күн бұрын

Sorry to break it to you - it's England. Scotland are out - Wales and NI didn't get there...

@AJ-nd4nk

2 күн бұрын

It's football, not soccer.

@TH-du8nc

Күн бұрын

@@jol0973 they have won what in the last half century ? Oh nothing ... What have the other big european countries won recently ? Oh several world/euro cups. They are mid tier, that it. Spain/france/italy/germany are simply way more accomplished as well as portugal/croatia/netherlands as well as several other european teams. England is not a contender or has been in the past 70 years.

@jol0973

Күн бұрын

@@TH-du8nc Just because you're not a contender for the trophy, it doesn't mean you shouldn't expect your country to beat a team ranked 20-40 places beneath you. It was you who started talking about trophies etc, the England fans simply wanted at least a good performance against the teams they have faced. Also, according to some people, getting to the final of the Euros and losing on penalties arguably would make you a contender anyway. I think your hatred of England, which many seem to have, has caused you to lose sight of basic logic 😂

Southgate needs a risk assessment to unlock his phone

Southgate stops at Red lights on grand theft auto

Overpriced multi-million pound paid players who have been over indulged all their lives and need to grow up!

@123afish

2 күн бұрын

Try dealing with the level of pressure they have to deal with for longer than one second without having a heart attack.

Groundbreaking analysis

I never thought I would hear Roy Keane advocating for England. But he’s right, they are still in there (just!), fighting. They weren’t all that great in Italia 90, but they almost won that semi final; it’s all about fine lines.

Gary was front and centre to that 2016 Iceland defeat…. This football is is dream

“You’re living in coo coo land”. Best line ever!

Southgate wears a parachute when walking down some stairs

I think a lot of people underestimate Slovakia. They are a very decent side -- compact and very well organised -- with some world-class players.

Keano is right. Instead of supporting England and their actual strengths, people are criticising their weaknesses. The way England are playing is not new - it’s been this was for 30 years bar maybe 96 and 04.

The style of this team means there is no other gear. In car terms we have parts from Ferrari's, Porsche's, Red Bull's and we have built a tractor, a riding one at that.

When Southgate answers a phone call, he waits for the caller to say hello

Southgate checks how many minutes he has left before answering a call

Roy Keane. Love it.

The worst team in the quarter finals by far. thank God Switzerland will send this ridiculous English team back home.

After this tournament get a manager who can set up a team that plays well together. That is what Switzerland has. ONCE you have done that, work on the extra the stars bring. NOT the other way round! Football, cliché but true, is a TEAM game!