Dane stands on his teleporters regularly because he's the type of guy who likes to live life on the edge.

@UncleDane

4 жыл бұрын

It's entirely because it's WAY more likely that you'll get back-stabbed than it is to get randomly telefragged. I'd rather stand on top of a teleporter exit with my back facing a wall than stand facing the teleporter exit with my back exposed. Also I'm a thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie, yep.

@guscox9651

4 жыл бұрын

Build the teleporter an engi's distance away from the wall. Then you can upgrade with your back against the wall and you won't get telefragged. Poggerdogger'd

@ScwJGX

4 жыл бұрын

@@guscox9651 but then the tele is easier for spies to backstab camp

@ThePootisPower24

4 жыл бұрын

Gus Cox further away from a wall = easier to spot by someone rounding a corner and is easier to shoot at. Think of it as “if it’s exactly next to the wall, you have to get around/past the wall or cornerpeek the wall, if it’s a bit away from the wall you can shoot around the wall from a position behind the wall without corner peeking/hugging the wall.

@LucanVaris

4 жыл бұрын

@@notanexpert3967 I got a couple weapon ideas as well: Death Dealer (Throwable Ace of Spades. Knife Replacement): Throwable, rechargeable. Target hit is Marked for Death. Cannot backstab. . Dead Drop (Silver Pocket Watch. Sapper Replacement): Throwable, rechargeable, cannot sap. On contact with environment, plays Dead Ringer noise. Can be thrown while cloaked.

using binds to destroy buildings posthumously... gigabrain

@anormalderpscout5944

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

@id85181

4 жыл бұрын

what is the bind for that?

@augustine3274

4 жыл бұрын

stevendoeslife it’s a script

@id85181

4 жыл бұрын

Frosty Feet yes i know. but what is it

@Chris-wb3nr

4 жыл бұрын

scripts should be bannable if you wouldn't be able to do it without

"Demoknight is nowhere to be found." Meanwhile his limp body is just slumped near the teleporter

@MerkyWaters777

4 жыл бұрын

Shit thats me!

@grimreefer9324

4 жыл бұрын

“aM DRONK”

@soup6381

3 жыл бұрын

MerkyWaters oh my g00ooo0d

@nevesdoo3578

3 жыл бұрын

Could've also been the same soldier who killed it. It was killed by a katana. Not LIKELY, but it's possible

@nevesdoo3578

3 жыл бұрын

@@dacomputernerd4096 Well, if you enjoy playing soldier, I'd recommend renting the Disciplinary Action from the Mann Co. Store for free and playing with it for a while. It's a fantastic item to use when leaving your spawn. Smack your teammates and they'll love ya

When KZread has no Uncle Dane, all I feel is uncle pain.

@thiccguineapig669

4 жыл бұрын

thats deep bro

@cartoonjoseph1624

4 жыл бұрын

max

@Thornskade

4 жыл бұрын

Ankle pain

@simonj6801

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle pain the depression main

@mrFuwa

4 жыл бұрын

LUMBAGO!

2:23 Demoknights nowhere to be found *Body laying right there*

@extramutton7747

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, I wonder why he isn't there 𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱

@alliu6562

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle Dane: that demo man is nowhere to be found Demo’s body: 👁👄👁

@sauceyboiii

4 жыл бұрын

He tele-fragged him lol

@ManuLeach

4 жыл бұрын

@@sauceyboiii look at the killfeed. There were two guys there who killed him and then got chased off by the soldier. That's why the soldier was killable and someone got as assist on him.

@soopcanwastaken

4 жыл бұрын

rip demo

Another video so soon? Don’t mind if I do.

@tappajaav

4 жыл бұрын

What do you do? Another video? Mind it?

4:01 Even if the scout killed that spy, it's still so hilarious to see pyro go first on the teleporter and then just taking a look at that corpse. Like releasing your cat on a midnight "patrol" and seeing a rat's dead body in the next morning.

@JoeMama-pd7nt

4 жыл бұрын

Xd

@maroonlegend4374

3 жыл бұрын

and whats even better is that the body is in a funny pose

15:09 -Dane talking about the spy's mastermind plan -What the spy was really thinking about: I... NEED... TO CLICC ON BACC

@blackettfamily

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@21deciBels

4 жыл бұрын

That ragdoll afterwards tough

@potatorat2508

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, whenever I stab someone it’s usually because I saw their back and I just *C L I C K*

@258thHiGuy

3 жыл бұрын

G'day all, Mr. Paladin here, and welcome back to How a Spy Thinks

5:58 That Spy just ran off the cliff like a Looney Tunes character

@davidribosome4326

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I love the idea that invisible people are blind

@sandiseferp352

4 жыл бұрын

Scientifically if you were invisible you would be blind, it is funny tho

I actually feel like I learned quite a bit watching this, especially in positioning. The idea of "cooking" your dispenser never really occurred to me before. Strangely enough, I also got something out of observing you fighting Scouts. I have a bad habit of shooting at where they *are* as opposed to where they're moving *towards*. I feel like realizing this will help improve my aim. Thank you!

Love thees videos, my man. It inspires me to make my own similar series!

@heavybird5812

4 жыл бұрын

You know what. I do too

@zacharykingston7035

4 жыл бұрын

Cool! I'll check it out if you do!~

@spadesauce3391

3 жыл бұрын

ArraySeven fancy seeing you here

@dreamypizza8458

3 жыл бұрын

array if your our uncles freinds are you our grandads XD

@cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256

3 жыл бұрын

69th like.

2:22 'The Demoknight is nowhere to be found' The Demoknight: *Dead next to the teleporter*

@raultrashlord4404

3 жыл бұрын

"I think he ran off." *>Demoknight seen blown to literal bits mere seconds ago*

Oh goodie, one of my favorite ways to play engie is KOTH Gunslinger!

@amandadeloach5826

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle approves

@JakkieAnyway

4 жыл бұрын

*angry market gardener noises*

@realbland

4 жыл бұрын

man scouts must REALLY hate you. more than most gunslinger engies

@matius4223

4 жыл бұрын

Or in another words... P.I.A. P A I N I N A S S

@Horzinicla

4 жыл бұрын

King of the hill?

Thx for uploading again uncle dane :>O I mistyped the smiley and I just left it for those who are asking

@Leymora

4 жыл бұрын

What is that smiley?

@Gis_Animations

4 жыл бұрын

What is that face? :0c

@cameonmate4293

4 жыл бұрын

Did you mean >:O

@EepyEdd

4 жыл бұрын

I think he meant :^O

@colehancock7146

4 жыл бұрын

No you idiots. It's eyes, I downwards nose and an open mouth...

Dispenser: gets sapped That one Homewrecker Pyro: *My time has come.*

@blackettfamily

4 жыл бұрын

Sightless_Seeker it’s their choice as it is boring

@gloriapinter6157

3 жыл бұрын

Sightless_Seeker I use the home wrecker and I met an engie who said that they respect home wrecker pyros. amazing day.

@jakman8515

3 жыл бұрын

Someone once said that i was a m2 bodyguard and i had a good laugh to that

@Ninjat126

3 жыл бұрын

The Homewrecker isn't exactly a downgrade over the fire axe. May as well take it, and make some Engineer's day.

Dane: "Come play with me to Uncletopia" Community: "K, see ya there" Dane: (silently) "Who said you are gonna see me there?" (changes nick and deequips cosmetics)

@potatorat2508

4 жыл бұрын

He’d get targeted by spies and fans too much if he wasn’t on an alias.

@disc_00

4 жыл бұрын

He had his shotgun tho

Life Lessons from Uncle Dane: Teleporters are very good and you should treat them like how you treat your children

@THG_thehumangod

4 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 punch them till they become better.

@festivedarnspahs5676

4 жыл бұрын

@@THG_thehumangod ye lol

@remyautobot7488

4 жыл бұрын

Well your not wrong

@desconhecido0300

4 жыл бұрын

Get home drunk and then beat them into unconsciousness?

@Midnightial

4 жыл бұрын

you can also destroy and build them whenever you want

It has taken me 2 years to notice that the staircase in the background of your intro does not exist during the first part of it.

@aidanbacon6097

3 жыл бұрын

Staircase is kil No

@legenddairy0

3 жыл бұрын

omg i never realised it

@bottel2883

3 жыл бұрын

why must you do this to me

Spy: Tries to sap a building for easy points Posthumous Uncle Dane: *no*

Most people's engi brain is "ooga booga stand still and hit turret in front of sniper 100 meters away"

@tehrik0020

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I take it to the next level of ooga booga and do a "Wrangle Sentry to fight Sniper"

Uncle Dane sounds like a socially awkward teenager trying to explain his favorite game to his friends

@manologamerss5801

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't he a socially awkward adult trying to explain his favorite game to the world?

@Snuggle5557

2 жыл бұрын

@@manologamerss5801 I mean, fair enough

@asherhargis-roycroft933

Жыл бұрын

thats why its such a good series. we need more

"Gunslinger on King of the Hill" I'm pretty sure that's a warcrime

@cats3822

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that how you play koth engie?

@PurpleColonel

4 жыл бұрын

@@cats3822 Yes.

@bidza5059

4 жыл бұрын

playing any engie on koth is a warcrime

@user-we3qc3mx6b

4 жыл бұрын

@@bidza5059 why

@guy_th18

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-we3qc3mx6b koth is a restricted scout sanctuary. placing sentries is criminal

14:17 "Oh, hello."

@Seffek

4 жыл бұрын

Just your daily dose of ragdoll pyro

@The40Oliver

4 жыл бұрын

"Hello there"

@bigyeet8856

3 жыл бұрын

“General Kenobi.”

@BillyOnYouTube

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: That Pyro was me! I'm in this video with the username "Bill" I was Scout for the first game then switched to Pyro in the next :] Hello there!

4:51 Nothing makes me more furious when I upgrade someone's entrance to level 3 for them only to get yelled at for taking the teleporter, it's infuriating, I decided to not run to the front just so you could get your support points and you're yelling at me for HELPING YOU.

@lordfelidae4505

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they don’t realize you were the one to upgrade it?

Lol the demo’s eye lander was “Meme Spoon”

I love to how someone break down thier Play in tf2 beacuse its seams like this is just chaose but when someone just talk about what thier doin u start seeing how much is goin into this matches. (Sorry for grammar im from Poland)

@HAKeller

4 жыл бұрын

Orderly chaos

@scooble_

4 жыл бұрын

Your spelling and grammar surpasses mine sometimes....

@mame9562

3 жыл бұрын

Say hello to Poland for me

@lordfelidae4505

3 жыл бұрын

The grammar is fine, actually. The spelling is the issue, as well as a bit of tense confusion. In order, Breaks, their, because, seems, chaos, talks, their, doing, you, going, these. To make it clear, easy english, “I love how someone breaks down their play in tf2 because it seems like this is just chaos but when someone just talks about what their doing you start seeing how much is going into these matches.” Hope this helped you with your English!

“The demoman is nowhere to be found” Demoman: is dead right next to him

“cooking my dispenser” is now in my engineer lexicon and i love it so much

you say "one of these" like you've made 20 episodes of this

he’s out here like a printer press shooting out videos left and right

Uncle Dane sounds like he just woke up and didn't drink his coffee

"Teleporter Entrance built by Punch" ok this is too genius

@simonj6801

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@lilupper234

4 жыл бұрын

@@simonj6801 hes using the gunslinger to "punch" things together

@lordfelidae4505

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonj6801 his wrench is a fist. He punches his buildings.

I love how you say “cooking the dispenser” 🤣 it’s so accurate

13:15 that spy has a very, uhh... interesting... name for his Ambi.

@gloriapinter6157

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t even read it

2:24 "and the demoknight is nowhere to be found" *looks at demoknight corpse lying on the ground right next to the teleporte8*

I learned alot here! And also this video was somehow calming? idk why. Thank you Uncle

"Maintain a teleporter or dispencer, and launch the flank" my battle engi is running at a heavy

@dedenyt

4 жыл бұрын

Huh

"But uCale dAnn, why do u have a dispencer" Uncle Dane: points at meet the dispencer*

I like this video because its pretty chill and laid back and you get a lot of good tips. Love too see more of this especially if it causes more frequent uploads.

I really like this series, feels very chill. Keep it up Dane

Uncle Dane the engi-main, why am I better at heavy when playing “Fat scout” then when I’m actually playing heavy?

@TKsh1

4 жыл бұрын

Because Heavy is slow and vulnerable as fuck while firing the Minigun.

@josep754

4 жыл бұрын

Better Shotgun aim

@TKsh1

4 жыл бұрын

@Maciej Królikowski Heavy can't do shit in this game without a Medic, sad but true

@vipp4047

4 жыл бұрын

Good points have been raised, but i also maybe a bit of... i dont think confirmation bias is the term, but like whenever you play an esoteric and usually unviable playstyle, you might assume that youll do poorly, or at least poorer compared to what your class is capable of? So you notice when you win with fat scout more than when you notice when you win as regulat heavy. Thats my experience with demopan anyway wheese

@stanekx5970

4 жыл бұрын

@@vipp4047 I think its true XD

13:15 is that starykrow or someone impersonating starykrow? it's got the amby name and it's the correct weapon, so who knows

@Niiue

3 жыл бұрын

even more so they're friends with uncle dane.

@Wondereggguy

3 жыл бұрын

It’s prob starykrow

I love these videos man, thank you for uploading again.

Love these kinds of videos! Live commentary of a guy explaining what he does in a video game.

I just played gunslinger on Kong King and it absolutely wrecked and annoyed the enemy team.

@disc_00

4 жыл бұрын

Its just a minisentry, what could go wrong

"And my favorite class is the spy"

I love your game play commentaries, find them a lot more fun and educational

I love these type of videos due to them just being more chill, I look forward to seeing more them.

I think "cooking up my dispenser" is now my favorite phrase.

I really like this type of content where you’re just talking and there’s not much editing.

thanks for the upload big man. always nice to see great content still coming out from the community

These videos are great, Dane. Thanks for getting me back into TF2, love this game

Bruh

@michaelshumshum

4 жыл бұрын

the first thing to say when ur first

@drypop5

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@mpg01

4 жыл бұрын

🅱️ruh

@El.Gatito.

4 жыл бұрын

🅱rūh whæt

@Mr_Jabo1

4 жыл бұрын

BrUh

Dane: Yeah... so, uhh.... I place this dispenser here.... *every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa*

Thank you for uploading more frequently recently Dane. Because of you I started playing TF2 again for the first time since 2018 and have become addicted again.

I really hope you make more of those, they're so relaxing to watch!

13:15 TFW You instantly recognize it as StaryKrow

@wiredfall8156

4 жыл бұрын

His Ambassador name gave it away

@SteveDe935

4 жыл бұрын

@@wiredfall8156 who is this StaryKrow?

@jakman8515

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteveDe935 I assume this is a joke but if you dont know all you need to know is that he a really good spy and sniper player and likes to spam anime

Real Engi Momment: I Sentry Jumped once picked up my sentry, and once i landed, which was in front of red teams spawn, I placed it down, and a teleporter and a Dispenser, Than, i chilled, We lost that round, A Spy capped the points while my guys were stealing my place, so i moved my things to go and defend the point, I got to the last point and saw the Spy, i place down me sentry and started shooting at him, I was too late tho, and we lost, Moral? ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR OBJECTIVE!!!!!,

@dapperly6787

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Ultra Ritchie Official Site 17,

@Hadi290.9

4 жыл бұрын

That's in comp But causal *HEHEHE*

Your voice is so relaxing, I fell asleep and autoplay went through three more of your videos before I woke up.

I love these videos, they're just so chill

That intro, GOD IVE MISSED THAT

@jzLoFT

3 жыл бұрын

roblox nostalgia 100

@jzLoFT

3 жыл бұрын

i think it was either work at a pizza place or some old rp game that was decent

@jzLoFT

3 жыл бұрын

not sure tho

“It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these engi brain videos” Videos? Plural? Since this is episode 2, there was only one before this.

@vapehut2326

4 жыл бұрын

one issue: nobody cares

@purplehaze2358

4 жыл бұрын

Vape Hut “Nobody cares” is genuinely the least constructive statement in existence lmao

@PurpleColonel

4 жыл бұрын

@@purplehaze2358 Yeah but it's true

@creamslapfartpie8642

4 жыл бұрын

"this is episode two, meaning there is one episode before this" ya genius

@purplehaze2358

4 жыл бұрын

Creamslap Fartpie “One of these videos” implies it was in plural before this.

I really enjoy this style of video, it very much of reminds me of stabbystabby's commentaries where he would just show a match or some clips and simply explain his strategy and thought process.

Genuinely fun to watch. I love the calm nature of these videos.

"So far, we're at a brisk pace of one episode a year. Still faster than the major update cycle. :) " oof

@HAKeller

4 жыл бұрын

goteem

@metagrossman1299

3 жыл бұрын

They had us the first half ngl

Spy from tf2

Thank you! I was really hoping there'd be more of this after the first one.

I love how your commentary gets progressively better as the video goes on. Nice to see you back!

Wait could someone draw a sentry with legs.

@El.Gatito.

4 жыл бұрын

A Guardian Stalker from Breath Of The Wild is sort of accurate

@_Yes._

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and make them beefy

@El.Gatito.

4 жыл бұрын

🅱 Ū F F F Ū Ç K Î Ñ' B Ø Į

Thank you so much for uploading again, Dane. Your videos always make me smile, no matter what they’re about :D

I really Enjoy this type of content and I think you are doing really well.

Looks like he's remembered his KZread password after all.

@cuzhe5696

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like you didn't watch his update video

EU servers in a nutshell: I'm here because the US server is full.

@Poffean

4 жыл бұрын

Or empty

@PyPylia

4 жыл бұрын

Have you forgotten that the whole continents of Europe, Asia and Australia exist? Asia and Australia oftentimes play on European servers if there are no local servers.

@covetousix

4 жыл бұрын

@@Poffean EU server is often full, It depends on what time of day it is. I've found that there is most US players during night. (UTC +1 for me)

@covetousix

4 жыл бұрын

@@PyPylia If people in Australia play on EU server then they have some fast internet to not be instantly kicked. (I'm talking about uncle Dane's server, there is a ping limit 180)

@PyPylia

4 жыл бұрын

@@covetousix I play on both the EU and US Uncle Dane server, also both are normally quite empty due to the fact that timezones are reversed for AU compared to US and EU.

You are as amazing as ever with engie dane, nice work padner

Really enjoyed watching this. Thanks for the vid, I did learn from it :)

Fun Fact: when your dispenser is upgrading after it was moved you still get health and ammo while it upgrades to levels 2 and 3

There isn't a single Sniper or Spy who isn't dressed like a edgelord weeb in this game lmfao

@trainershade1937

4 жыл бұрын

12:31 ???

This was nice to listen to while I studied. Thanks Dane!

Really enjoy this type of commentary, hopefully you enjoy making this as well!

When you see 68 dislikes "The hardest choices require the strongest of wills"

LOL I was just watching the first engie brain and thinking whao I wonder when he will make another one? Epic. Keep up the awesome work lately Uncle Dane! Stay Safe!

I really appreciate your uploads thank you

: D Just some very calm and normal gameplay with your voice over it, perfect, great vid mate!!

This was great and the kind of chill yet thoughtful content I'd like to see more of.

This content is some of my favorite on your channel. I’d love to see other channels steal this idea for other classes, like scout brain or demo brain.

Love seeing more laid back videos, fricking epic!

great video your narration got better as the video went on :) keep on making this

Tf2 is chaotic and random as heck but it’s the chaos that I love and it’s the random spontaneous moments that make me chuckle.

uncle dane : says you need to put dispensers in the best plalces where it heals the most team mates where it is covered as well. his intro : at the back of bad water where almost nobody goes

Such a chill video, love it

What we can learn: 1. When playing gunslinger focus on other buildings such as teles and dispensers. 2. In KOTH you have 2 gameplay style which is Team Play (guarding flanks with sentry, provide dispenser and teleporters. The other being Ninjaneer putting teles in random spots behind the enemy flank and could either be a game changer or a waste of time. 3. Always pay attention to the kill board. Know when to move your buildings since the number of people alive decides the wave of battle. 4. Keep eyes on your surroundings, that cheeky spy could strike at any time.

Nice to see you back, man. I just got back into tf2 after not playing for years, and I just recently found your channel

i needed this more than i'd like to admit

Loved the video I enjoy hearing your train of thought

I like his hud! and Glad to see you back Partner!

4:51 I find Dane going “It’s ok :)” very reassuring for some reason

this video is oddly really comforting? its like how my grandpa talks about making cabinets but ur just nicely explaining the tf2 engineer

Good to see the Engie Brain series is back. I like to listen the dane’s commentary on his gameplay

Hey Dane! Glad to see your upload schedule is picking up pace. I’ll gladly watch whatever you make, including stuff like this. Don’t be afraid to slow down a bit to avoid burnout though.

the most relaxing tf2 video I've seen in a while.