I looked up my brothers search history last night. “How to acknowledge Squidward” 💀💀💀💀

@irirjhrhr4645

6 ай бұрын

what does that even mean

@flippanties

6 ай бұрын

What was the answer?

@Martial_Facts

6 ай бұрын

@@irirjhrhr4645 💀

@animal_empyre

6 ай бұрын

He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD!!! ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???

@Martial_Facts

6 ай бұрын

@@flippanties ı asker him and he said “squidward is so depressing”

The last one is why AI needs some more testing before Google uses it to automate search results

@Elholz

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, there are a lot of cases, where the AI either fails to notice that something is a joke or can't interpret the text correctly. If you google "do cats lay eggs?" in German the highlighted sentence on the first results will say yes, because the algorithm hasn't noticed, that the text is talking about a parasite that targets cats and not cats themselves. Something like the last post is even harder for an algorithm to catch, because there are a lot of sources, that say, that there is no African country, that starts with a "K". The algorithm doesn't know that this is a deliberate lie to bait people into mentioning Kenya so you can answer "Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth" so it thinks that a bunch of sources claim that it is true.

@GreenGuyAnimates

6 ай бұрын

Once i asked ai for a math question in which i answered 12. Ai said "sorry, but the correct answer is 12."

@hwdrlkh

6 ай бұрын

The worst thing is that this is an extract from a website, someone wrote that, it is not AI generated, just AI chosen I guess.

@guineapigmonarch

6 ай бұрын

Just tried it on Brave. I got, word for word, "There are no African countries that start with the letter "K". However, there are six countries that start with the letter "K", including Kenya, Kiribati, Kuwait, Keya, Kosovo, and Kyrgyzstan. Kenya is the most populated country that starts with "K", with a population of 53.01 million and over 70 distinct ethnic groups.1 Kazakhstan is a landlocked country that borders Russia, China, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, and Turkmenistan." I think most, if not all browsers need to work on it.

@pandaworld8166

6 ай бұрын

google is an AI feature.. all search engines are artificially intelligent

"Where is the internet" is actually a very deep and nuanced question. The physical components which allow for information to be stored and retrieved via the internet, their distribution across the globe, and the connections between them, are fascinating topics of inquiry.

@Jupiter-T

6 ай бұрын

Yeah it's not the dumbest question here, that's for sure. I mean I'm pretty sure everyone googled "wtf is a cloud and where is The Cloud" when everyone started talking about clouds a decade or two ago.

@SomeCowguy

6 ай бұрын

​@@Jupiter-Tbut i wasnt here two decades ago

@Jupiter-T

6 ай бұрын

@@SomeCowguy Ok...? What does that have do with it

@wrathguy

5 ай бұрын

Isn't it basically the transfer of data back and forth via frequencies? Or something like that

@Jupiter-T

5 ай бұрын

@@wrathguy Well when you access data on the internet, you're accessing servers (computers that are sending you information basically). The data is stored somewhere in the world, physically. But it's not all in one place, which has been confusing to some people. Before the internet, there were smaller networks between computers, or networks that students could all access at a university for example, but it was much easier to determine where the data you were accessing was from.

I once asked Siri what the closest star was to earth and she very helpfully told me it was the sun 🤦‍♀️

@LilacDeiji

5 ай бұрын

Alpha Centauri :) Edit: *second* closest, after the sun

@Co19801003

3 ай бұрын

@@LilacDeiji I respect you for leaving your original answer there for everyone to see. It made me smile, reminding me of how often I myself am convinced I have an answer right, only to find out I had overlooked something obvious.

@LilacDeiji

3 ай бұрын

@@Co19801003 Don’t take this the wrong way, but what do you mean?

@thescooshinator

2 ай бұрын

@@LilacDeiji Alpha Centauri is the second closest star *system* to Earth. It made up of 3 stars, Proxima Centauri, Alpha Centauri A, and Toliman. Proxmia is the second closest star to the Earth, then Alpha Centauri, and then Toliman.

@LilacDeiji

2 ай бұрын

@@thescooshinator yup looked it up you're right :) though (don't know anything about this) don't they kinda orbit each other or sth?

To be fair, just because they're called "anteaters," that doesn't mean they *only* eat ants, and not termites or other insects. The question is a perfectly valid one.

@jasperzanovich2504

6 ай бұрын

They do mostly eat termites. It probably was just one scientist seeing one anteater go ham on an anthill and bam, now that is what they are known for.

@Jhud69

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, they mostly eat termites and can eat fruit from time to time

@rltt379

6 ай бұрын

I appreciate the work you've spared me

@Liggliluff

6 ай бұрын

Plus like, peanuts aren't nuts

@vampyrekyng_lex

6 ай бұрын

True. I think of it like how milk snakes don’t drink milk and corn snakes don’t eat corn.

I got chills realising "who was that girl sitting in front of me on the bus" is a question Google could probably answer if it really wanted to.

@ares395

6 ай бұрын

Why did you make me realize that... I don't need to consciously think about the spy devices I use every day.

@brightblackhole2442

6 ай бұрын

if only google didn't have the fingerprint-scanning nanobots visibly forming a swarm around everyone with chrome installed on their phone

@Snigelkrantz

6 ай бұрын

@@brightblackhole2442 I was thinking of the GPS tracking connected to your Google account, but I admire your imagination.

@JamesFodor

6 ай бұрын

How old somebody is when they are born has been a controversial topic recently on Korea I believe

@insaincaldo

6 ай бұрын

@@JamesFodor Are you confused?

i forgot the word for a pot once so now "what do you call a deeper pan" is immortalized in my search history

I forgot the word overalls and searched for pants that are also a shirt. I got a shirt with a picture of pants on it, which honestly gave me a pretty good laugh.

@HVY526

2 ай бұрын

FOODS IRON IN RICH

Can you do odd Wikipedia articles? They’ve got some real gems. My favorites include “chicken powered nuclear bomb” and “infidelity among penguins”.

@EdKolis

6 ай бұрын

List of lists of lists

@NLite486

6 ай бұрын

even better, check out "deleted articles with freaky titles". absolutely unhinged gloriousness

@Ladyjuliet-uv5qt

6 ай бұрын

List of Sexually active Popes

@lavieestbellexx

6 ай бұрын

Ohhhh I like this idea

@pineweaselsalad

6 ай бұрын

"humsters" and "tarrare" are two of my favorites

I once tried to find online image editors that could apply a gradient to an image to make it fade out. It got to the point where I questioned if partially transparent pixels were a thing, until I remembered I have partially transparent images.

@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307

6 ай бұрын

Should just use x to research the dumbest things elie musk has said!

@Muhanoid

6 ай бұрын

Photopea

@StuckDuck

6 ай бұрын

It depends on the image format, for example png and vectors do have them, but GIF does not even though it supports transparency

@The-0verseer

6 ай бұрын

I only have paint 3d 💀

@Fafr

6 ай бұрын

@@The-0verseer That's an image editor, not an image format I think you need sleep

I was in a bit of a daze last night, and wanted to text my mom. So I accidentally pressed google and googled, “mom?” In the search bar. 💀

"what do they call the pussy doctor" had me dead 💀

@TheStudioArchitect

2 ай бұрын

Just wait for the sequel. Search: What is an andrologist? Answer: Dr. Dick Daniel

@victoriastagnaro6638

Ай бұрын

Fr fr

giggling at the fact i got this in the middle of a breakdown like HOW PERFECT IS THAT TIMING???

@Makkiebobo730

6 ай бұрын

Perfect

@dem0litionl0verr_

6 ай бұрын

we all need matt during a breakdown

@edmcsteve2156

6 ай бұрын

Ikr??? He always uploads when I'm having a breakdown

@cadenvickery3382

6 ай бұрын

I hope you are ok :)

@airam1721

6 ай бұрын

I was totally empty and this appeared lmao

Me googling what I think are normal questions during my form class and the big "Help is available" thing pops up on my screen 💀💀

@MFischus

6 ай бұрын

i think it knows you

@herrforehead

6 ай бұрын

@@MFischus I just closed the tab instantly so no one else sees

@AnAlienHiddenInPlainSight

6 ай бұрын

*laughs in writer*

@alisaishere

6 ай бұрын

I work in the eating disorder field and I volunteer with addiction recovery and harm reduction, so I'm used to seeing the help is available thing. I'm actually shocked when I google something that doesn't bring that up.

@ares395

6 ай бұрын

Me searching anything remotely close to 'how to tie a rope' or 'how to tie a knot'.

I once googled “what does the sun smell like?” because I watched a movie where someone told someone else they smelled like the sun and I really wanted to know what that would be like…💀

@gonnfishy2987

5 ай бұрын

I have had certain people insist that clothes dried outside in the sun smell like the sun and are imbued with an otherworldly energy. 😅

@Justalazighost-xf2me

5 ай бұрын

@@gonnfishy2987 haha how fascinating What’s strange is that apparently even if the sun where to have a smell it is made up of odourless chemicals and wouldn’t actually smell like anything. But I love what the certain people have told you far more…

@Fnafiac

9 күн бұрын

Like fire, I'm guessing

@shoitah

2 күн бұрын

It's an XKCD.

"Is 2000 part of the 90s" is actually a perfectly legitimate question because depending on who you ask, the 90s ended in either 1999 or 2000. (And then others will say the 90s ended in 2001 but that's for other non calendar related reasons)

@shibernyan2009

3 ай бұрын

Depending on who you ask you say.....🤔

@molls127

2 ай бұрын

no that's the millennium not the '90s itself

@BinglesP

17 күн бұрын

I thought that was more of a cultural shift thing rather than a calendar thing

for anyone curious, no, sex dolls were _not_ invented by hitler, they originated in france in the 1800s

@ArgentinianElectrician

6 ай бұрын

yeah if you read the article, it only said... something worse? 💀

@RambleyRacoon99

6 ай бұрын

But he did make some for his troops, needless to say, they weren’t very popular because of how embarrassing it was to have to carry them around

@RambleyRacoon99

6 ай бұрын

@@ticcitobyGaaraRules Less Evil Facts About Hitler by, I honestly forget

@JetSetDman

6 ай бұрын

@@ticcitobyGaaraRules about twelve seconds on google

@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733

4 ай бұрын

Really? I kinda figured it was invented earlier than that.

My ex-girlfeind's kid found out that "Baby Yoda" ages much slower than humans, and was 50 years old as a toddler He insisted that we do a Google search to find out "how old was baby Yoda when he was born"

@Gotham-guardian-pls7t

6 ай бұрын

You mean Grogu?

@phoenixc8328

6 ай бұрын

it makes sense there's no way he was 0 when he was born

@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676

6 ай бұрын

@@Gotham-guardian-pls7tlike the alien child from American dad?

@arunnambirajan5157

6 ай бұрын

He had the tragic backstory of being born at an incredibly young age

@scribblecloud

6 ай бұрын

i mean its a valid question, how long are yodas pregnant for.......... whats the species called?

Honestly, the least common birthday question genuinely sounded normal to me before I realized why it felt stupid.

@Paw_thewolf

4 ай бұрын

Same

This is literally the funniest thing ive watched in a long time, has the same energy as the "sim patch notes" video and the "misspelling pregnant" video

The dumbest thing I’ve ever searched is “is spaghetti long pasta?”

@jamescoulson6610

6 ай бұрын

No. Pasta is short spaghetti.

@brianechavarria

6 ай бұрын

@@jamescoulson6610Jesus Christ my mind has been opened

@C3-5hj

6 ай бұрын

Pasta is short spaghetti and spaghetti is long pasta.

@littlescamander

6 ай бұрын

I once asked my Italian teacher what the Italian word for "noodles" was. Uh, I don't know, maybe PASTA???!!!

@valerielevasseur8674

6 ай бұрын

My ONLY beef with young people these days is their refusal to use a set theoretical approach to pasta classification. Everything else is dandy, just get a grip on your subsets and supersets.

As a writer, I am definitely no stranger to googling day in and day out. From the most horrifying facts on the internet to the dumbest shite imaginable.

@Kyrikrliy

6 ай бұрын

Do you have some examples?

@Panthergirl_8

6 ай бұрын

Throwback to the time I searched, "How long does it take for a person to drown?" for a character death scene, and Google answered with the telephone number of a suicide prevention hotline.

@EveryonesFavoriteProblem

6 ай бұрын

As a writer, I feel that 😂

@orionskittles

6 ай бұрын

@@Panthergirl_8I had to search that too. Lots of stuff about that what it's like to drown in freezing cold water. I also once had to Google "what does it feel like to be burned alive" i am not taking questions on this

@defaulted9485

5 ай бұрын

It happened to my friend who aced his english tests too. "How are you so smart in english?" He showed his Google Search "What is the term for the day after tomorrow?" He's now Googling "why ghost hosts houses" in japanese.

“why do gumdrops taste like that” and “how to know if I’m doing the right thing” are fair questions tbh and google broke at the end 😅😂

I was too busy thinking about what to make for dinner, so I googled "Broccoli in vegetables", as if I expected broccoli to be an ingredient of some other vegetable

One time I looked up on google "what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way" Very Haunting 💀💀

@SkulCat

6 ай бұрын

thats not a dumb question honestly

@SkulCat

6 ай бұрын

no wait. im just dumb

@lagomoof

6 ай бұрын

Obvious. Front legs point up.

@mildlymarvelous

6 ай бұрын

This is actually a super cool question for stuff like alien species design!

@desiree5416

6 ай бұрын

Just tried googling it, and it was one of the suggested searches. Guess we’re not the only ones who wondered

I've been subscribed to you for over a year, and I can honestly say you're one of the best channels I've ever discovered. Keep it up, Matt! 💀

@Matt_Rose

6 ай бұрын

Cheers mate!

@M1BNX

6 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Roseur so funny

@birdgirl87_

6 ай бұрын

Yeah your videos are great Matt

@tzarg

6 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rose ur so funny (2)

@RushBushGTAG

6 ай бұрын

i ate a cat

Genuinely once googled “how many legs does a duck have?” while playing gartic phone

Once I was writing historically accurate fanfiction, and instead of using my perfectly fine grammar and spelling, I typed in “prussia when”.

@arcanelore3791

24 күн бұрын

Did you get a useful answer, though?

@nadialam1202

24 күн бұрын

@@arcanelore3791 I did

@arcanelore3791

23 күн бұрын

@@nadialam1202 -- Hel yea

@BinglesP

17 күн бұрын

Tbf that is how search queries tend to work, they're often more accurate when abbreviated beyond being actual grammatical questions like that

As a freshly diagnosed autistic person, "how to know if I am doing the right thing" hits very close to home

@Blue-Maned_Hawk

6 ай бұрын

A fresh diagnosis, straight from the medical farm. They actually grow some normal food there too, but of course no apples-since those always use metal in their chassises, they always fall off the tree before they're ripe.

@axelvids893

5 ай бұрын

Relatable, but I’m 26 and at this point have just sort of accepted that I’m gonna make a fool of myself in every given social situation

@user-cd9kl5ql6z

5 ай бұрын

How to answer correctly to this comment?

@vomitonastick9197

5 ай бұрын

Cool pfp “no bias”

@Johnnyvtg

5 ай бұрын

Nah, guys, that's just every person ever. Not everything is about autism.

2:44 that is easily the most terrifying/unnerving/entertaining rendition of *skullemojiiii* that we've seen yet Edit: the 💀 chain was totally intentional

@arthurmartin4616

6 ай бұрын

💀

@howdoipickaname9815

6 ай бұрын

💀

@Frying-the-snow

6 ай бұрын

💀

@Archosaur_Dominion

6 ай бұрын

_💀_

@Frying-the-snow

6 ай бұрын

@@Archosaur_Dominion is that in italics? Also💀

"awkward as a noun" is definitely up there on my list of dumb shit I've googled

My mom googled "Are bats birds?" Her and her co workers discussed it, her one co worker was so convinced that bats are birds that my mom had to check to make sure. I'm so disappointed in her 😂 I made sure to tell her that.

@aracheldra8763

6 ай бұрын

Was her co-worker from New Zealand by any chance? I've heard that in NZ, bats are honorary birds because all the other native animals in NZ _are_ birds.

@maryleethefox8642

6 ай бұрын

@@aracheldra8763 nope, she's from America.

@papayaboat1780

5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin tries to convince his classmates that bats are a kind of insect.

@helenalena6193

5 ай бұрын

Sometimes people are so convinced they are right that they can convince someone about wrong stuff, even if that person KNEW FOR SURE what was the right answer. It's not your mom's fault

@Jupiter-T

3 ай бұрын

​@@helenalena6193 Well some people are not just going to believe you without proof - that might be another reason she googled it. I remember having an argument with this kid (high school kid to be clear) that you could flip a video horizontally while keeping the text on someone's shirt the right way. He said if you did a special combo of flipping it vertically and horizontally, it would end up right. After arguing for too long about this, I was forced to show him he was wrong by flipping an image the way he told me.

Ok but knowing how inaccurate some animal names can be, it's not so stupid to ask what anteater's eat.

@smellysmell979

6 ай бұрын

Jellyfish is not fish made if jelly 😔

@MrMizerable

6 ай бұрын

@@smellysmell979you’re saying SpongeBob lied to me?

@xenodragon77

6 ай бұрын

Peacock mantis shrimp not being any of the animals in its name:

@lukasprazak7362

5 ай бұрын

@@xenodragon77 English taxonomical names really suck.

This is a rabbit hole, be warned: "Is rum vegan" Backstory: I was actually interested in trying Air Up, and my monkey brain got distracted looking through the flavours. One caught my eye: Vegan Mojito. This interested me, as I figured mojitos were vegan. What were the ingredients? Something like lemon, lime, mint, rum. Of course fruit and mint are vegan, so this lead to the above search. Turns out it actually said Virgin Mojito.

@ares395

6 ай бұрын

Virgin Mojito? Pop a cherry in that to make it a regular mojito I'll see myself out...

@Greenicegod

6 ай бұрын

Well, if rum weren't vegan, a virgin mojito would definitely be a vegan mojito

@Blue-Maned_Hawk

6 ай бұрын

That's not a rabbithole. It's barely even a pinhole.

@the_expidition427

6 ай бұрын

Saving this

@a-bombmori7393

6 ай бұрын

💀

i often get so invested in really obscure topics that i sort of forget how niche they really are and start googling stuff abt them using *very* general terms without any further specification and just expect google to know what the hell im talking about

"what temperature do teeth burn at" "can you get high by snorting melatonin" "can cockatiels eat humans"

I once asked Google what DNA tastes like. Apparently if you gathered a large enough quantity of it, it would be *salty*.

2:44 That's by far the eeriest skull emoji I've ever heard, legitimately sent chills down my spine

@YeprilesteR

6 ай бұрын

Top 10 most unnerving 💀

@YeprilesteR

6 ай бұрын

I AM CHANGING MY PC'S TURNING OFF SOUND TO THAT

@Matt_Rose

6 ай бұрын

@@YeprilesteR Best news I've read all evening

@YeprilesteR

6 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Rose You are welcome Matt Brose ☠

@ares395

6 ай бұрын

I keep my phone on vibrate all the time but I'll change message notification to that just so I can forget about it and in a year the future me is confused as hell@@YeprilesteR

3:55 what

2:57 YOO thats me

@RebeccaGarcia-dm3ib

4 ай бұрын

Out of all the comments this is the best one I’ve seen

@nojena37

4 ай бұрын

What was on your mind??😭

@midnightshadow6243

4 ай бұрын

PUSSY DOCTOR

@PA0L0_D1_B3LL0

3 ай бұрын

why pfp is fliped

@Little___Devil

28 күн бұрын

The Pussy doctor?!?!?😭😭😭

Oh god. I woke up hungover once, checked my search history, and it turns out I was frantically searching for my name.

@birdsong5494

6 ай бұрын

WOW. You win!

@oddcrafter1270

4 ай бұрын

"Where did I put that damn thing?!"

3:53 Hey google, kenya not please? thank you

2:09 the actual answer is about 1 in 200,000. That's the chance of dying in any given day worldwide.

@gooseneck3067

6 ай бұрын

Wait, that means I’ll live to 560!

@L0NER535

4 ай бұрын

@@gooseneck3067 Wow your healthy

@bwayagnes

2 ай бұрын

Wow that’s lower than expected. I was expecting something like one in a billion or something

@ItsReallyMeDianaTheD

Ай бұрын

so I'm gonna be alive if I get stabbed in the cranium

@un_of_earth

5 күн бұрын

Everyone has a 100% chance of dying in their lifetime

3:30 people in 1988:🧌

@Amelon508

2 ай бұрын

🧌

@a_breeze_404

Ай бұрын

🧌

@oconnorwilliam01

26 күн бұрын

[X]

@Breeee9

25 күн бұрын

That means the bite of 87/83 never happened

A second Matt Rose video in a week! What have we done to deserve this? Matt, you don't know how badly I needed that laugh.

I think everyone already googled searched google once

@rightinfrontofmysalad6426

6 ай бұрын

I already googled “google” on apple safari and got confused on why was I already on google

@myriad417

6 ай бұрын

Nah, you just have problems

@foliagedcarcass

6 ай бұрын

Everytime

@pokeymaker6729

6 ай бұрын

I actually use it to get to Google main page, because it's not my opening site. I put it in chromes address bar and click the first result 😂

@PsychoSavager289

6 ай бұрын

According to the IT Crowd, if you type Google into Google, you break the internet.

1:11 I can relate to this, honestly. Sometimes when things are feeling very bleak, I just sit down and search "How to stay hopeful even when things are difficult" and such

This definitely makes me feel more confident with the dumbest thing I’ve ever looked up being “are paper airplanes origami?”

@red-vg2ds

6 ай бұрын

are they though??

@hazakurasuyama9016

5 ай бұрын

@@red-vg2ds depends on the definition of origami, if you just mean folded paper than yes, if you mean with specific origami paper and no glue or tape than it depends on the airplane

@oddcrafter1270

4 ай бұрын

@hazakurasuyama9016 Ehh, origami doesn't require a specific type of paper. You're right about the no glue or tape, though (and no cutting, either).

I once asked google the vaguely phrased "Japanese detectives vs western detectives." What I got was a red and blue pie chart saying both in 50/50.

Once when i was around 9 i took my mums phone and googled "why is my cat so fluffy?? Is hy dying!? 😟😟" And when my mum looked through her search hostory she was like "tf?"

@LionLucky435

6 ай бұрын

HELP ME XDXDXDXD

My dumb child brain thought that if I search "how do I find my 3DS", I would find it. But it didn’t work.

Some of my friends were bored in an art lesson, so they searched: Has Boris Johnson resigned? He had resigned that day! That was how we found out! 😂

Love how google just says no when you ask if it's down "Is google down?" "No."

I once looked up "how many seconds are in one second" when I was bored in school. It came up with "60" as its answer. After Googling that again, it now says "1" like it should.

1:07 That would be a sick insult though, “i bet you’ve wondered if I’ve could expire”

@galixypawerpack

3 ай бұрын

I’ve. Yes, I always wonder if i can expire.

I once looked up “are birds animals?” Completely serious too 😂

@Cassxowary

2 ай бұрын

I mean, people don’t realise or want to admit we’re animals too and cows being mammals and is being mammals makes us even closer, so basic biology tragically seems too difficult for too many of you…

I wish I had Googled this so I could properly contribute, but it might amuse someone to hear that in uni, when I was about 20, I went to class drunk once. I asked the guy next to me (who I was casual friends with) "why are shift and caps lock different keys?" Or at least I think it was shift and caps lock, it was definitely two keys that were similar but obviously had their own uses. The guy was really taken aback and was like "uh...because they do different things?" I still think about that sometimes and wonder how my drunk brain came up with that.

@samc64

6 ай бұрын

On a phone keyboard, they're combined, maybe that's where it came from

@SimonBuchanNz

6 ай бұрын

Only slightly dumb actually! Originally mechanical typewriters had a "shift lock" that, when pressed with shift, locked the key down, so in fact it was a sort of modifier to shift (which is itself a modifier) There's also the angle that you don't actually need caps lock since nobody likes reading YELLING TEXT ALL THE TIME so we basically don't do it any more, and in the occasions you do, holding shift on modern keyboards is far easier than in the old mechanical typewriters.

@paulamarina04

5 ай бұрын

​@@SimonBuchanNzis it weird that i basically only use caps lock even if i only want to capitalize one letter

@Xnoob545

3 ай бұрын

​@@paulamarina04 yes

3:35 correction, Death was invented in 1984 and stopped production in 2001.

@AutumnGemKitty

6 ай бұрын

Bruh I literally thought of them when looking at that part 😂 (Rip Chuck Schuldiner)

@MagicRhymes1

6 ай бұрын

​@@AutumnGemKitty???

@hollienn2006

6 ай бұрын

@@MagicRhymes1 Death was the name of a metal band that went on from 1984-2001 and disbanded when frontman Chuck Schuldiner sadly passed away

1:50 azumanga daioh

I once searched up "How much horsepower do horses have" and "do corpses float"

@un_of_earth

5 күн бұрын

1 horse does not have 1 horsepower 😔

Needing the lyrics for an older Daft Punk song is like needing a transcript for Jack's novel in the Shining

@The_Foxy2039

5 ай бұрын

He didn’t even sing it right he said “around the world, around the wooorld” but it’s actually pronounced “Around the world, Arrround the wooorld” the second “around” is supposed to be said quickly after the first “world”, meh not that big of a deal

@animal_empyre

4 ай бұрын

​@@The_Foxy2039 Does he even Daft Punk?

@The_Foxy2039

4 ай бұрын

@@animal_empyre idk

3:04 dammit Matthew I don't have my headphones for this 😂😂💀

@brennoc1623

6 ай бұрын

Everything else was fine? 💀

@GoofyGooberMars

5 ай бұрын

@@brennoc1623 well yeah considering when I first watched this video my mom was in the room at the same time when I got to 3:04 😩

@nojena37

4 ай бұрын

I burst out of laughing for that😭

@Minimaglite12

3 ай бұрын

@@GoofyGooberMarsmy parents were both in the car 😰

Keep up the good work I love these videos

2:23 that's a valid question tho

@marids

5 ай бұрын

true

@sophie________

5 ай бұрын

smart people are smart because they study

@Cape34770

4 ай бұрын

​@@sophie________some just are good at a subject. No study needed. (Me back in elementary)

Can we take a moment to appreciate how matt

@LeQuintilliousFigglebottom

6 ай бұрын

pussy doctor

@StuffandThings_

6 ай бұрын

For real, I really love how Matt just always

@Gary-Eng

6 ай бұрын

yeah i think its really great that matt

@IgnitedPork

6 ай бұрын

i love when matt decides to

@bagelthegarbagehuman

6 ай бұрын

yeah i love when matt

Me: So.....Kenya starts with a K, but doesn't start with a K, just a "K" sound? Google: *Nods.* Me: ........How the heck does *that* work?! Google: *Shrugs.*

@deadlydingus1138

6 ай бұрын

Maybe it's different in another language or something.

@wardengamer374

6 ай бұрын

Maybe it's pulling the result from an article talking about ChatGPT

@Westing-er3fb

6 ай бұрын

@@deadlydingus1138 It's due to Google getting confused by a "Ligma"-style prank in which, when a person points out Kenya, says something starting with "Kenya (Can your)".

3:25 Why'd he pronounce "fi" like that? It's supposed to be pronounced exactly how it's spelled 😂

@MaryamKamaly08

Ай бұрын

He pronounces everything how they are written 😂

@yoyohan9

Ай бұрын

@@MaryamKamaly08 Then how'd he mispronounce it? 😭

@MaryamKamaly08

Ай бұрын

@@yoyohan9 he did pronounce it as fi

@yoyohan9

Ай бұрын

@@MaryamKamaly08 He didn't pronounce it as it's written tho. I get pronouncing fi as "fye" if it's after a hyphen (like sci-fi). But generally, fi makes a "fi" sound unless some other letter is modifying the pronounciation.

My man is back

I was once really tired and in a lot of pain, which was reflected in the moment I googled "can leg pain be caused by pain?"

i just found out my grandma's cat passed away and as soon as i got done crying my eyes out i see this video. It made me giggle and laugh and now im not crying anymore. Thank you matt ❤️

@j_cannot_type

6 ай бұрын

im so sorry :((

@howdoipickaname9815

6 ай бұрын

Cats truly are man’s second best friend…sorry to hear tgat

Petition for Matt to say loudly panic-watering face instead of loudly crying face

Its still stuck to my head to this day "how many people does it take to lift a bus"😂

I have to google "Bob Dylan" every few months because I keep forgetting if he is dead or still alive.

Death: Was invented in 1989 People in 1987:

@tomato_juice1

5 ай бұрын

1988 doesn't exist?!

@detective2221

5 ай бұрын

​@@tomato_juice1No, Godzilla ate that year. Common knowledge, really.

@tomato_juice1

5 ай бұрын

@@detective2221 ahh that makes sense now. I guess common sense isn't so common 🤷‍♀️

@Java_ME

3 ай бұрын

@user-gz7jp2bs3r I guess I'll live!....

I am Dutch and I understand "what zodiac sign is libra" because it is Weegschaal. It just means they forgot to ask it in their own language.

... Got deep into a conversation with a friend late at night. It was along the lines of- "Gold is yellow if you take away the metallic/reflective properties. So what is silver? White? grey?"... and it progressed to me asking, with FULL confidence, "Yeah, well then, what color is a MIRROR, if you take away it's reflective property." .... "Glass..." .......... Never am I going to live that one down.

Hey Matt! How about covering something like ‘strangest / most obscure video game achievements’ in a video?

I once googled “How to type.” As I was typing, Not my smartest night.

@MrFourchords

6 ай бұрын

It reminds me of the roblox meme with the noob saying 'how do i type'

@phygs

6 ай бұрын

well there could be _better_ ways to type

Definitely when I looked up “who invented racism”

Good work bud i like your videos❤‍🔥

1:55 Can any history experts confirm this?

@Isniffyourtastytoes

6 ай бұрын

Not a history expert but 👍

@_thisnameistaken

6 ай бұрын

it’s true. this was a measure to prevent soldiers from getting “bored”

@Ganonsmork

6 ай бұрын

​@@_thisnameistakenand STD's.

@asackboyplush6508

6 ай бұрын

Everything I learn about that monster I hate him more

@John_Long_101

6 ай бұрын

Did it to keep the SS and Wehrmacht (soldiers of Nazi Germany) from raping locals of cities that they captured during WWII. It was also partly to raise the spirit of the soldiers, especially towards the end, as Germany started to lose and some of the soldiers lost the motivation to keep fighting. (That may not be fully accurate but I'm like 99% certain)

Ty matt for posting. I spent the majority of today at the hospital and doctors office. Ty for making me smile

@j_cannot_type

6 ай бұрын

ahh you alright??

@Matt_Rose

6 ай бұрын

Feel better soon! 😊

@d0rkyyyXD

6 ай бұрын

​@@j_cannot_typei have an infection in my ear causing me to bleed/ a mix of blood and some weird liquid to constantly run out of my ear

@d0rkyyyXD

6 ай бұрын

​@@Matt_Rosetysm mate!

The dumbest question I asked Google is "did they have magnets in 1920s London"

@Jupiter-T

3 ай бұрын

Why is that a dumb question? I had to look it up - maybe not the London part, but the rest. Electromagnetism was known and studied for over a century at that point, and lodestones had been used for millennia, but as far as I can see, the types of permanent magnets we commonly use were not invented until starting in the 1930s.

I was googling something about antlers and one of the "popular search" suggestions was "are antlers made of wood?"

I lost a friend yesterday and it’s been difficult. They just didn’t think it was best for us to stay together but I’m glad I get to watch these videos to cheer up at least a little.

@l3dz3bra66

6 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that hope you can find small joys like this to keep going

@GreenGuyAnimates

6 ай бұрын

Sorry that your friend died but you shouldn't be posting shit like this on KZread, trying to gain fame from someone's passing.

@Cenn_Devel

6 ай бұрын

When I read the first sentence I thought you meant he died.

@EddieD3ar8449

6 ай бұрын

@@Cenn_Devel I just put “lost” because I was struggling how to describe it lol but no they are not dead we just stopped being friends

@maxiamarilla5020

6 ай бұрын

I also went through the same thing a couple of weeks ago. I don't know the details of your situation, but changing small things in my routine and trying out new stuff has helped me a lot to overcome that. I don't know if the same thing will work to you, but I think it's worth trying

Can we start calling The Elon Musk Site “Twix”

Not me at 0:49 yelling “THATS ACTUALLY A GOOD QUESTION’ and googling it immediately.

My favorite of my own searches, “how much more corn could be produced”

Nothing makes me more happy than Matt uploading more than usual

3:48 What? Google brainfarted.

@hhhh82user

5 ай бұрын

it's an AI response i think

@Cinnaschticks

5 ай бұрын

Yeah that's ai 😂

@Blackcat.therian.

5 ай бұрын

​@@hhhh82useronce the AI told me September 7th was 11 days away. It was September 10th.

@404talentnotfound

3 ай бұрын

@@Blackcat.therian.ais don't just have access to time, hope you know that

@unsubscribetomepls575

3 ай бұрын

I searched this up and it also said there weren’t any Ks

My best friend made a ridiculous one which she didn't even realise was stupid until she saw me crying with laughter behind her. The search was: "How much does 100g of cereal weigh"

Dumb questions are my favorite Matt Rose format, hands down

3:05 No that's brilliant ingenuity.

Sideshow Bob was checking the search history on our shared desktop computer and he very audibly shouted from the other room "No, Edna,cats can't drive!!!"

that skull emoji close to the mic got me 😂

That last one hurted matt so much that you could hear him extremely confused

3:50 that’s not a dumb search that’s a dumb search result

@ventaliq

6 ай бұрын

fr

I like how the last one was a case of Google being stupid, not the one searching XD

I distinctly remember how over a year ago, my three most recent google searches were: - crab rave - til that some scientists theorize that the origin of life is just the inevitable outcome of thermodynamics to create entropy in the universe - catboy Sephiroth

WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BEST ACCENT-