Their warrior cries be soundin' like a clogged toilet.

@FeliDJrah

3 жыл бұрын

Yo true though. 🤣

@dawidek8237

3 жыл бұрын

pooping

@shizzil_l2051

3 жыл бұрын

fr

@t84t748748t6

3 жыл бұрын

like some 1 shitting in a long pipe

@aka3316

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh fun thing, our shower drain sounds like this. 30 year old small drain....

imagine sitting on the toilet and one of these breaks through the wall because it sounded like you want to pick a fight

@leonardmccoy4797

3 жыл бұрын

I would legitimately cry

@xokoy.

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@BlueFire-ix8bn

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahha that's what's gonna happen if i don't get out

@toddhurley5629

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@cedricofakem2056

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 😂😂😂

I love how seals range from adorable rotund sea puppies to whatever the hell you’d call this

@TristanBiological

9 ай бұрын

Red Power God (tier 2)

@cerovk6000

6 ай бұрын

Lol land whales

@TheGreatThicc

6 ай бұрын

Rotund sea bulls?

@nojorooney

5 ай бұрын

The giant land squidward

@cerovk6000

5 ай бұрын

@@nojorooney lol

The larger bull wasn't even attacking at first. He was just stanced up and tanking all of those attacks head on. What a beast, good lord.

@TristanBiological

2 жыл бұрын

All about the strategy

@danielgaffney6690

6 ай бұрын

@@TristanBiological legit, I think he was waiting for a good opening, and he got one, tearing the other guys nose like that.

@schmoneyyak

6 ай бұрын

I love how we can see the exact moment the smaller one realizes it’s a losing battle and starts backing away. Seems like the big guy understood that perfectly and started turning up the aggression.

@armintor2826

5 ай бұрын

He knew he could tank it with those bigass calluses around his neck

@diobrando5974

5 ай бұрын

Ye, that’s what I thought. Why would he attack when he’s way larger? He tried to intimidate to avoid some damage too, but when that didn’t work, well… he bit off his face

Other animal Sounds: Roaring, hissing or Barking Sea Elephants: *Aggressive Diarreah noises*

@endingworlds

3 жыл бұрын

Humans: *wanna go bra noises*

@gummostump4217

3 жыл бұрын

They sound like tpilets doing that inhale burp thing.

@nuudle1594

3 жыл бұрын

I can't unhear that lol

@deityzilla

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@johnsgaming6888

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO YASSS

I'm amazed that an animal has evolved to intimidate his foes with the echoing sound of intense diarrhea in a toilet

@stungun3009

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO😂😂😂

@drowjack

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NASTY

@Matt_from_Florida

3 жыл бұрын

When I go in the bathroom and make those sounds people always leave. Give it a try!

@youneskasdi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Matt_from_Florida This guys knows how to be an alpha male, he also happened to be from florida

@weaner556

3 жыл бұрын

Final stages of evolution.

Fun fact. They're practically shouting their names at each other. Each male has a rhythm of bellows that make up their name.

@tomatogenesis

8 ай бұрын

Maybe Groot isn't so weird to us after all

@evancalles1411

6 ай бұрын

lol pokemon

@randomguy6152

6 ай бұрын

source? unless this is a pokemon joke

@evancalles1411

6 ай бұрын

@@randomguy6152 pokemon (except a few) only speak in their name

@AK-jt7kh

5 ай бұрын

I want this to be a thing in male human fights. Just like "Dave" "Rob" "DAVE!" "ROB!!"

I like how the girly slips out and “runs“ away when she sees them about to get into it😂

@TristanBiological

2 жыл бұрын

she's very sneaky, and totally played these males against each other. Well played Tyra!

@brienfoaboutanything9037

2 жыл бұрын

Thats amazing information about Elephant seal: kzread.info/dash/bejne/daWk2aeMhdHKhbQ.html

@paxhumana2015

Жыл бұрын

@@TristanBiological , whenever I saw the cow, and the two bulls that were fixing to fight, I immediately thought of Side B of Karate Champ, and the NES version of its introduction theme. ( kzread.info/dash/bejne/gqWmxZt9Z5u7qcY.html&ab_channel=GBelair ) If the guy that was in the background with the camera was moving, and that they also had said things like "Begin", "Stop", "Judge", Half Point", and "Full Point", and had some red and white flags, then it totally would have been an elephant seal version of that game.

@Bake-kurijra

Жыл бұрын

@@paxhumana2015 yo seal fighters that needs to be a real game

@dougfredricks2017

11 ай бұрын

Girly:"But the other Seal waited 3 years..."

Me : *flushes toilet * Elephant seal: i dare u say that again

@mr.blueitachi5258

2 жыл бұрын

@@killekillekille1 me : *farts * Elephant seal : and i took that personally

@mikehunt9632

2 жыл бұрын

Cripple fight!

@Randy1337

2 жыл бұрын

@ricardogallardo8284

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo. Original was the best one.

@WOLF800K

2 жыл бұрын

0:48 You Hear This In The Distance

Imagine being this large, this powerful, this destructive, and the only sound you can make sounds like you're having explosive diarrhea into the back of a snare drum.

@secondfavoritecolors2993

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO AHAHAHAHA

@jackallen83

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣

@lowkeykeylow5526

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@morestacks

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@georgepapasimeonidis2636

2 жыл бұрын

ΑΗΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΗΑ

Elephant seal bull: *Gets a quarter of his nose ripped off* Also elephant seal bull: "I didn’t hear no bell!"

@GabrielSaldanha-xe4ws

2 ай бұрын

tis but a scratch

@kluk8284

2 ай бұрын

No way the small guy would have ever won

@Just_A_Guy_Here.

Ай бұрын

I'm your 100th liker here & bye.

@dank_smirk2ndchannel200

Ай бұрын

@@Just_A_Guy_Here. thanks.

Notice how confident the aggressor was, always positioning himself at the high ground. Obi-wan would be proud

@vespenegas261

Ай бұрын

I agree. This needs more lightsabers

alternative title: two discord mods fight over an egirl

@risonboobis3410

2 жыл бұрын

Even got the female seal going “GUUUUYS STOP OMGGGG” at 1:40

@AlcoholicBoredom

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, that’s a “win the internets for a month” level comment.

@s.apamplona7131

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bullymaguire9156

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂

@11creeper45

2 жыл бұрын

Pov chads never finish first

If you close your eyes it sounds like the most aggressive bathroom wars between two people fighting over flatulent exchanges.

@jaxthedisintegrator8096

3 жыл бұрын

OMG no 🤢

@reborngreatnesss5712

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I don’t need to close my eyes that’s nasty 🤢

@filipebeat

3 жыл бұрын

X D

@Moh_The_Pro_2

3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@louisgarcia777

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Props to the slightly smaller one for holding its ground, it was surprisingly strong too compared to the larger intruder.

@human6826

5 ай бұрын

I think they are same one of them had the high ground btw

@Whydoweneedhandlesagain

4 ай бұрын

That’s why he fucks

@PrincipalSkinner3190

4 ай бұрын

​@@human6826 Please get your eyes checked, they aren't even close to the same size.

@second4871

2 ай бұрын

I was rooting for him too, he had a good advantage at long range, he was faster, he had good timing. He was winning the fight with a big advantage, but he made a mistake - he went to close range. In the clinch he missed a bite and it was over for him.

@bigbean2587

2 ай бұрын

@@second4871 The small one may have been faster but i'm fairly certain he was young as he made too many mistakes. The larger bull did not engage until he saw an opportunity, and you can also see that the smaller one did nearly no damage at all.

The champ had speed, but the challenger was heavier, stronger, he showed the champ that he could take his power and not budge, and when he got ahold of his face he showed him just how brutal he could be. A great fight, both warriors showed heart and great sportsmanship.

@dseanwest

2 жыл бұрын

U sayin this like we in the Olympics 😂

@uncle3134

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the champ could take his power but the challenger could take his nose lol

@celtiberian

Жыл бұрын

The larger one also appeared to have a ticker skin on the neck. He fought more battles than the smaller one.

@JonHop1

Жыл бұрын

@@celtiberian the bigger one is the dominant bull and not the challenger. What happened here is clear. A smaller bull was attempting to mate wit the larger bulls females so the big bull stepped in and tore his face off..

@mitchellheuser8769

Жыл бұрын

I think the champ was who won the battle, the other guy was stealing his girl

Imagine fighting and trying to keep your nose from falling in your mouth.

@paleface171

2 жыл бұрын

We'd be in big trouble if these creatures had legs and arms.

@sadsackkvisling9694

2 жыл бұрын

"BEHOLD Muh mighty SNOOT!"

@we7034

2 жыл бұрын

@@paleface171 actually, it's good for them that they don't have them, cuz then humans would terminate them.

@Dan_Kanerva

2 жыл бұрын

@@we7034 or their limbs would break under their torso anatomy

@stew1375

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit my sides. i didnt realize that

My mans out here spoonin' when suddenly, in the distance, a hater appears.

@Quasi777

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@Akutukananu

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@timmyla2484

2 жыл бұрын

It was because the seal was a relative of the hater?????

@MrZachgonz

2 жыл бұрын

He said 🚫🍆

@sadsackkvisling9694

2 жыл бұрын

She's fakin it.

The girl runs away with a third elephant seal meanwhile 😂

@user-yn9zf4cu7u

15 күн бұрын

😂😂👍👍

You can clearly see that the crit bonus earned by the war cry buff can really make a difference on a 1v1 scenario.

That poor smaller guy just lost a half of his nose, and still tried to fight, brave dude.

@adawnicusautocon

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and I was rooting for him to avenge his nose

@Bake-kurijra

3 жыл бұрын

The little guy barely did any damage to the larger guy will the larger guy bet the snot out of the little guy

@jen_sen8508

3 жыл бұрын

The smaller guy was very stupid he should know not to fight with the big guys

@Bake-kurijra

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigboydownstairs9651 yes but the bigger one POV is : it’s over anakin I have the high ground Small guy : you underestimate my power Big guy : don’t try it Small one Lips at big one Big one after ripping small ones nose : you where the chosen one Small one : I hate you

@bigboydownstairs9651

3 жыл бұрын

Poor lil guy was a lot smaller and at a down hill disadvantage. It got tough to watch tbh

It’s like watching a giant thumb war

@thejza9910

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@DSG_Grizzly05

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@carloscrack3

3 жыл бұрын

I remember a guy doing same noise inside McDonalds restrooms

@3xterminator05

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you’re not wrong

@Annihilatedd

3 жыл бұрын

💀

Elephant seal: Our fight will be LEGENDARY! **Explosive diarrhoea noise intensifies**

I love how Worf comes to the crest of the hill at the start, sounds his toilet war cry, and then clambers down as fatly as possible into battle. Like a less-dramatic Charge of the Rohirrim.

And then the husband came home early

@TristanBiological

3 жыл бұрын

And now I HAVE to do an edit of this to 'trapped in the closet'.

@thegift1640

3 жыл бұрын

Насчёт хасбенда ничего не понятно , звук такой будто ведро с гайками таращиш через поле

@MrWhatdafuBOOM

3 жыл бұрын

And he was shocked to see he wasn't the only one who came early.

@seretith3513

3 жыл бұрын

That Husband is a Hybocrit given his Harem

@MrWhatdafuBOOM

3 жыл бұрын

@@seretith3513*hypocrite

This feels like something straight out of an alien planet. It is crazy to think these massive creatures are real.

@jbjaguar2717

3 жыл бұрын

That's because the aliens from movies are based on stuff like this.

@user-bo1ej5im9t

3 жыл бұрын

@@jbjaguar2717 or weird humanoid big brain-time Huge eyes Lanky leg People with green Mold skin with only 4 Long fingers

@jahjahjah213

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking. What an awesome world we live in!

@arthurmorgan4672

3 жыл бұрын

The sound, sounds like someone taking a massive dump in the toilet.

@linac4833

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

Crazy to think about how animals like these are real and actually exist. They are so awesome!

These animals are so goofy looking. But they're actual monsters that'll bite chunks out of each other just to rizz up the ladies.

are they seriously fighting in turn based combat?!

@suzettecraig1811

3 жыл бұрын

Survival of the fattest

@EssexAggiegrad2011

3 жыл бұрын

Elephant seals live in a RPG

@elcomemierda2624

3 жыл бұрын

It's slow because their agility stats are minimal

@vampiric172

2 жыл бұрын

The right the one was charging his attack

@kingghidorah8106

2 жыл бұрын

right one was bigger and thus tougher, he'd wait til the smaller one became tired. However the smaller seal did very good making the bigger one fall under his own weight when rushing. Too bad he got his nose broken and he also got trapped against a wall

"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"

@swellerferret2506

3 жыл бұрын

“You will not take her from me!”

@RG_Rizzy

3 жыл бұрын

"You underestiMATE my power!"

@swellerferret2506

3 жыл бұрын

@@RG_Rizzy “My anger and lust for mating have already done that.”

@Theodoros_pap_zearg

3 жыл бұрын

@@RG_Rizzy don't try it

@amser7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Theodoros_pap_zearg AAAAAAAA (gets reject from mating)

The way they move is just to hilarous.

Seal 1: FLIPPERS OFF SHE'S MINE!!! Seal 2: NUH UH SHE'S MINE!!! Her: 🤦‍♀

The smaller one had half it's face torn off and still didn't retreat right away. These creatures are incredible

@Mephitinae

3 жыл бұрын

Then he went right into the saltwater with a gaping wound. Ouch.

@BeepDragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mephitinae yeah that looked brutal

@elih9700

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mephitinae Best thing to help clean the wound.

@maximumgas9448

3 жыл бұрын

Thw horny helped him

@bruno2dj

3 жыл бұрын

Akainu vs Shirohige, colorised

Having heard these in person, this recording doesn't do justice to how terrifying that noise is. Balls of steel to the guy filming

@dawid2383

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair if you are keeping distance it is to slow to do you any harm.

@MrScar665

3 жыл бұрын

@@dawid2383 Agree but just imagine the sight of this thing chasing you

@sealdew5348

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrScar665 i think if i were just taking a swim and then an elephant seal just starts roaring, id start bookinggg

@XavierAway

3 жыл бұрын

He has balls of steel only if he’s not fast enough to run away, and believe you me you would have to be pretty damn slow

@MrScar665

3 жыл бұрын

@Engineer Gaming I would run like hell. Not gonna lie I think the idea of slapping the big boi on the back before he turns away and chases me is pretty funny

Lol that seal was watching them in the back like "yo wtf you doin to my girl?!"

I'm actually surprised that it moves as fast as it does not having legs or arms and being that heavy.

@TristanBiological

Жыл бұрын

shockingly fast

@Ibloop

5 ай бұрын

The inertia from is surprisingly effective

@Ibloop

5 ай бұрын

The inertia from its blubber is surprisingly effective

Imagine living in that house and just waking up to this fuckery out your window? "Christ sake Larry here we go again"

@flowrepins6663

3 жыл бұрын

they just watch like is a mix between ufc and animal planet 1:37

@vesuviusp.5831

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😁

@landlockedcroat1554

3 жыл бұрын

lul

@nightmarebeatscatcher7664

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lilmikey1275

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine this being a normal everyday occurrence for someone. They wake up and go outside with their robe and cup of coffee and just smile as this happens.

So this dude just shows up and steals the other ones girlfriend That's sad man

@Dan_Kanerva

3 жыл бұрын

the girlfriend left both of them when they started figthing... she will wait for her lover to come back and retake his honor

@FumanyuX

3 жыл бұрын

No, the opossite, the smaller one had stolen her

@MrExade

3 жыл бұрын

The dominant male has the right to mate, only a beta would say it's sad.

@Dan_Kanerva

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrExade lol 4channer

@justakidwithnolife5671

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrExade go back from whence you came, you basement dweller.

The Lord has a truly wonderful sense of humor with these animal vocalizations and behaviors 😂

You can tell the smaller one has been at this for a while. he’s showing skill

Imagine the pain of jumping into saltwater with half your nose ripped off 😭😭😭

@deepslumbersweetdreams8213

3 жыл бұрын

It would burn too😣

@ezamorazamora6978

3 жыл бұрын

Dam he did rip off part of his nose huh

@jonathanbulkheed338

3 жыл бұрын

That was a fucked up move! He knew he bit onto the other guy's nose and said "fuck it, this shit is coming off".

@davidrinmawia2959

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanbulkheed338 no his opponent bit his tongue not himself you can see 3:06

@jonathanbulkheed338

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidrinmawia2959 I can see it has nothing to do with a tongue. Lol

Lady seals when they hear clogged toilet sounds: ooohh sexy

@adamkerman475

3 жыл бұрын

Here’s some dating advice: take the girl you like to dinner and take a dump on the table she’ll fall for you instantly

@moodyowlproductions4287

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamkerman475 elephant bull seal"look pal it ok for my species to crap anyway we like but not for you humans ok"

@brokendaboken348

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone has their taste

@axlh.1827

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamkerman475 lmaooo

@moodyowlproductions4287

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokendaboken348 in this case it a crap taste

The towering over the hill in that intro is incredibly intimidating. Crazy animals.

The bigger one is clearly more experienced, he went for where it hurt the most when he tore open the other one’s snout at 3:06

God the big guy took like 30 free hits to show how tough shit he was, what a MONSTER

@tmar8959

3 жыл бұрын

Funny you say shit when all the other comments are saying they sound like clogged toilets 😂

@d0sxxgaming94

3 жыл бұрын

it was actually strategy to not tire out and wait for a position to do a critical bite for some real damage. 3:04 after that the tables turned on the one that looked like he was doing more attacks

@fenekku.kitsune

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell he's a veteran bc of all the scabbing on his chest

@xpan195

3 жыл бұрын

And he ended up winning too. Don’t f*ck with the king 👀👀

@YRO.

3 жыл бұрын

@@xpan195 The "King" literally attacked the other one

0:18 he came out like a warrior in a movie. On top of the hill making his battle cry issuing a challenge to single combat.

@hassuntzu6523

3 жыл бұрын

Just like a warrior, he found someone with his girl

@damuvang1915

3 жыл бұрын

@@hassuntzu6523 And she leaves just as when they fight for her honor. Don’t think she’s watching anymore. 😂😂

@stevetownley5480

3 жыл бұрын

A little lest climatic if you ask me but still true nonetheless

@rashodhustle9718

3 жыл бұрын

@@damuvang1915 shes probably like on to the next

@kdesano8

3 жыл бұрын

Looks badass but it sounds like someone having a bad shit coming out his ass.

The little one ran away shaking his nose barking "This isn't over Abelard, we shall finish this duel another day - arf arf arf !!!" Then he made his escape down the conveniently laid-out Elephant Seal slipway next to the wharf.

@sunnytheboxer.

17 күн бұрын

lol

I like how when the other ones nose got really damaged, they were like "time out time out!" For a second. I was thinking the bigger one was gonna be like "ill get mum just wait here!" until they started fighting again

I feel sorry for the old, battle-scarred one. He fought really hard at first. The big one was like, “I’ll mess with your head by just roarin’, let you wear yourself out, and as soon as I get my nose out of my mouth, I’ll mop the floor with you,” and then he did.

@taidanagaming6800

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way harder than I should have at this comment 😂😂😂

@peramenehera7054

3 жыл бұрын

I mean since he has all those scars he probably already got some mad puss in his days

@ChristopherX30

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@SkrunkyTheClown

3 жыл бұрын

@@peramenehera7054 prolly. But out with the old and in with the new, basically how it works in nature. And for humans too

@ishzarkklyon9590

3 жыл бұрын

Thragg vs Conquest and the left one was Conquest

1:36 I like how the female seal just looks around and says, "I am out."

@we7034

2 жыл бұрын

this a real life lesson, man lost his nose for her and she just quit to mate with bully

@lukaogadze5071

2 жыл бұрын

typical in all species

@deathcap.

2 жыл бұрын

Nah if you watch the other video that shows the whole thing, that smaller one is a challenger who snuck in and tried to force himself on her. The one that comes over the hill and wins is her actual man

@skateboarding118

2 жыл бұрын

@@we7034 Yep, wait at the finish like and f the winner is their dating strategy.

@doge2629

2 жыл бұрын

aight imma head out

5:09 : Me on my way to the refrigerator

Their nose reminds me of the villager in Minecraft lol

0:25 *"It's over, Anaseal. I have the high ground"*

@emilioalvarez7745

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@DeadmanInc336

3 жыл бұрын

You idiot... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jakubgrono9070

3 жыл бұрын

Diarreah noises intensifies

@fulcrum6008

3 жыл бұрын

"You underestimate my power of diarrhea roaring!"

@Arenas95

3 жыл бұрын

Anaseal.... 😂😂😂

"Discord moderators battle for the right to mate"

@kloa4219

3 жыл бұрын

@Mason Murchison and troons

@miguelsandigo1755

3 жыл бұрын

When a 13 year old joins the board

@bry756

3 жыл бұрын

Right sure ...but guarantee? Dubious

@SnarkyMalarkey

3 жыл бұрын

i think its insulting that you would compare these badass creatures with discord mods

@trillionairedan9052

3 жыл бұрын

@Mason Murchison and they can't fight for shit🤣

one of the silliest creatures on the face of the earth. second only to me. The silliest of all.

"credits will do just fine" "Ehhh NO, THEY WONT-UHH"

I kept feeling like they would crash through the wall of a house and continue fighting in there anyway while destroying the furniture

@cookiecola5852

3 жыл бұрын

LOL not impossible😂

@southernfried8502

3 жыл бұрын

Well the average male northern elephant seal does weigh around 2.5 tons. And it's obvious to see they have a high pain tolerance.

@danatedawg1018

3 жыл бұрын

I...would absolutely love to see that

@SafiSierra87

3 жыл бұрын

They could most certainly do that

@goldiegoose8975

3 жыл бұрын

They’d be like Peter and the giant chicken

Jesus, they have one tough skin

@Jestiii

3 жыл бұрын

Wait WTF SLAV? YOU HERE?

@dawidek8237

3 жыл бұрын

top hardest to beat creatures in the world

@loekust

3 жыл бұрын

and they are covered in scars and callouses right around the neck area, from biting each other! it's insane how massive and strong these things are!

@Mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

3 жыл бұрын

Hello slav

@whatareyoudoingstepcomment4029

3 жыл бұрын

not as tough enough to withstands my barret m82 50 cal sniper

Fun fact:Adult male elephant seals measure from 10 to 18 feet in length and weigh 4400-6000 pounds and bull rearing up to bellow is eight feet in height,so if your lucky enough to be there when the big boys fight you're in for a real show.And turns out that dogs and seals are related to one another,we know that dogs and seals are about 85% similar to humans at the DNA level. So, a good guess is that humans and seals are likely in the same ballpark as well...This is more than the 80% we share with mice, but way less than the 98% we share with chimps.

*Little guy lands 100 combos, then gets bit on the snout* “Aight I’m done”

@ano2101

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like you’re working you’re ass off and get hit by gogeta lvl 7

@youneskasdi

3 жыл бұрын

Size does matter after all

@nadinecreary9938

3 жыл бұрын

It got torn open really bad 3:48

@enjoyer2227

3 жыл бұрын

He had to have all of that swag to even do a little bit of damage but the big one landed three Crush Counters and won the match. Smh, this shit ain’t fair man...

@julesop3866

3 жыл бұрын

@@enjoyer2227 R.i.P

It sounds like a rough morning on the toilet after a rough night of drinking cheap beer.

@Tony-112

3 жыл бұрын

And taco bell

I genuinely was invested in this fight and was really rooting for the smaller one.

Third time rewatching This Showdown... It was alot more entertaining than a Mayweather Fight!! And it was free... thank you!!

@TristanBiological

4 ай бұрын

what they lack in fancy footwork, is made up in haymakers!

1:01 if that pole to his right wasn’t there you would think that 500 ft tall elephant seal Kaiju is attacking what looks like Northern Ireland

@Noname-gr1zp

3 жыл бұрын

Titanius Sea Elephant

@peterd4047

3 жыл бұрын

I legit was thinking the same thing we have similar minds 😂

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

That's what it looked like! Haha

@MrOrangeonion

3 жыл бұрын

damn right i thought it was flippin huge at that point

Love how the big one is baiting the little one to strike, only to strike back at critical points

@TristanBiological

3 жыл бұрын

The strategy of experience. They probably run out of steam having to lumber around like that.

@FatalShotGG

2 жыл бұрын

@@TristanBiological The bigger one also lacerated the smaller one's nose

@jfchadwick11

2 жыл бұрын

"Little one" being a relative term here 😬

@Akaryusan

2 жыл бұрын

You don't get to stay the biggest by being an idiot, even a seal has to use strategy

4:38 close your eye and listen 😌

That female was like I'm outta here

Elephant Seal: “Yo..u.. You should’ve gone for the snout” *gurgls*

@sonatine3266

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno why, but I laughed like one minute straight to this. xD *gurgls*

@ryu-ken

2 жыл бұрын

The other dude is smart. He took the high ground

@bullymaguire9156

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@sadsackkvisling9694

2 жыл бұрын

The snoot is a blood rich and sensitive target.

@thanosianthemadtitanic

Жыл бұрын

😆

living is so difficult for them in all aspects, even to open their mouth without biting their noses is hard

@ryanokeefe12

3 жыл бұрын

At least they don't have to pay taxes.

@Guitarraeficaztutorialesytabs

3 жыл бұрын

if that is hard for them imagine when they have tu put on their condom.

@flamengo5471

3 жыл бұрын

Eita um br

@PinkSparklerToontown

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanokeefe12 tax is good.

@Smartacus420

3 жыл бұрын

You're reincarnated as one of these if you're a real bad person

The sound they make is something that you can naturally encounter at home

“ Why aren’t you in Uniform” -squid ward

this is like watching a pokemon battle in real life

@TristanBiological

3 жыл бұрын

With the only abilities being tackle and bite

@eatinggum9093

3 жыл бұрын

Real life just like bideo game

@tehuti5207

3 жыл бұрын

@@TristanBiological And splash

@andree1kk986

3 жыл бұрын

Right lol

@shrapnel95

3 жыл бұрын

And sounds like Pokémon sharting

One on the right employed Obiwan tactics, dude had the highground the whole fight.

@squilliamfancyson1080

3 жыл бұрын

Here we can see an excellent example of how powerful the high ground truly is: Elephant seal bodies are extremely blubbery which gives them some of the highest resistance to damage in the animal kingdom but their big floppy proboscise are very soft and sensitive and one good bite there can easily win a seal the fight. We can see this happening in the video when the opponents nose gets bit and ripped open and he loses almost all his will to fight and loses the battle soon after. Elephant seals are also far too heavy to jump or lift themselves of the ground, however far their neck can reach is all the range that they have. They also lack any agility or dexterity on land beyond just biting things, meaning things like dodging or outmaneuvering is impossible. So by standing on ground high enough to put your proboscis out of reach of the enemy seals bite, you have essentially made it impossible for them to reach your weakpoint while simultaneously making it far easier for you to attack their's. High ground is broken, pls nerf

@ladypain_thelegend5949

3 жыл бұрын

@@squilliamfancyson1080 Ngl, I thought he bit his own nose with how aggressive and wildly he was going for those bites; it looks like they can easily bite their own trunk.

@ryu-ken

2 жыл бұрын

The other dude is smart. He took the high ground. Has more leverage for devastating blows and made it harder for low ground guy to hit him

@Totyen

2 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment, was not disappointed

@sadsackkvisling9694

2 жыл бұрын

So original.

3:00 Whole new level of got your nose

I am amazed this is all on camera. wow! It’s a whole movie ❤️ but I couldn’t hold the laughter in with the noises 😂😂😂😩

The guy who lives in the house: “HOLY SHIT! FREE CONTENT!”

The fact they can just shrug off those bites

@fawnieee

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh did you see the on the lefts nose ;( a chunk taken completely out of it.

@mrj.kottari8453

3 жыл бұрын

Their skin is extra durable and there's thick layer of blubber under it. They rarely get fatal wounds or even ones that lead to worse infection etc.

@glvine3355

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure their skin and blubber is around 6-8in.

@THIRTEENTH13TH

3 жыл бұрын

@@fawnieee why sad face they dont care theyre fucking tanks

@swlk9996

3 жыл бұрын

They have inches and inches of layers of fat. Fat has nearly no blood vessels, so it’s not vital, and is more like a kevlar vest in nature. And just look at the size of their teeth compared to their body. The teeth are tiny. They would need houuuuurs to penetrate the fat layers and inflict a mortal wound. They have no arms to punch, no legs to kick or move... all they have are those tiny teeth lol, that’s why they fight for houuuuurs without anyone of them getting injured. Imagine 2 humans of that size fighting, the fight would be over after 10 mins, because we have arms, Legs, movement, and our teeth would probably be even bigger than theirs if our bodies were enlarged to their size.

Worf ripping Jafar's nose was a low blow even for animals

When you try to flush but it’s clogged

That fight was over once he tore off that nose

Imagine having to fight for dominance while trying to avoid getting your own face dongus in your mouth while also trying to get ahold of your opponents.

@beeb5872

2 жыл бұрын

I will never stop calling it a 'face dongus' from this point onwards.

@w3ird_gurl638

2 жыл бұрын

Giant Dic-

@w3ird_gurl638

2 жыл бұрын

@@beeb5872 Ngl Squidward must be mad he ain't the only one with a big nose🤚😭

@malawianalphawolf

2 жыл бұрын

The life 'Nice Guys' and Incels claim to live.

@aliciawalker6624

2 жыл бұрын

I cant stop laughing 😭😭😭😭

The warrior's voice was like the sound of a toilet being turned off without being unclogged 🤣

Man with diarrhoea nearby: 💀

Small elephant seal:(Doing quick bites Big elephant seal: You fight like young man nothing held back, admirable but mistake.

@ShankX10

3 жыл бұрын

Then he pulls the DAD move on the young man "I GOT YOUR NOSE".

@noobmaster6823

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShankX10 r/cursedcomments

@lefu7812

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShankX10 you think your nose is your ally? You ve merely adopted it

@neilalexander65

3 жыл бұрын

@@lefu7812 lool

@jacobzland3609

3 жыл бұрын

@@lefu7812 I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t smell the diarrhea until I was a man, by then it was nothing to me but RANCID!

The one on the right (newcomer) was larger and stronger, but the one on the left has the fighting spirit. He'll train and come for revenge the next mating season 😂👌🏻

@TristanBiological

3 жыл бұрын

He successfully mated a few times, but your totally right that he's the future Beachmaster very soon!

@TheMendo123

3 жыл бұрын

The one on the right is the beachmaster I think. Looks like the smaller one is probably younger and was mating with a female on the larger beachmaster's turf. He is too small but looks scrappy and will probably be a beachmaster in the future. The larger one may also be getting old and losing his edge and ferocity in battle it looks like

@TristanBiological

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMendo123 absolutely. He did mate with that female 5 times prior to this conflict, so that might explain why he's pretty chill with this bit of competition. After this fight there was no more questioning of the Beachmaster's dominance.

@kevinlawson6188

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be right back...after I eat 10,000 more fish.

@aereiq

3 жыл бұрын

@@TristanBiological still fought even when part of nose was missing.

It's over Bobby I have the high ground Bobby: you underestimate my weight!

The female: "Shucks fellas, don't fight over little ol' me!" Takes out a bag of popcorn.

This was brutal to watch. Those bites and when he got him by the snout. That would of taken my arm off

@TristanBiological

3 жыл бұрын

They're so hardcore! We estimated that big guy (Beachmaster on the right) around 2000kg and just a bit under 5m long.

@barbary13

3 жыл бұрын

@@TristanBiological jeez thats crazy, and i've heard southern elephant seals can grow up to 4000kg!

@TristanBiological

3 жыл бұрын

@@barbary13 oh yeah, they're almost 2x as big as the Northern's. But their noses look a little less flappy.

@flashgordon6510

3 жыл бұрын

@@TristanBiological Wow! Must be amazing to see and hear up close and in person.

@supernovagirl5741

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's messed up lol

I love how the big one tanks like 3 or 4 bites in a row and then sends the smaller one reeling with a single bite lol

@suzettecraig1811

2 жыл бұрын

That scar tissue tho

@ayemaeyalit3354

2 жыл бұрын

A literal alley fight

@sadsackkvisling9694

2 жыл бұрын

@@suzettecraig1811 One reason I can't have tats

@suzettecraig1811

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadsackkvisling9694 That must be some insane scar tissue. What happened?

@sadsackkvisling9694

2 жыл бұрын

@@suzettecraig1811 Couple knife fights, bareknuckling, working with old rusty barrels, etc. Nothing special.

It looks like they each had a strategy. One was aggressive, attacking rapidly. The other was hiding its nose in its mouth. Instead of dealing minor damage to the body it waited for an opening on its opponents nose. After that it was a matter of time before the other started to lose its will to fight.

“I have the high ground!”🦭

@hyenalaughingmatter8103

2 жыл бұрын

😏

Damn, homie lost his girl. I knew it wasn’t going to go good when the challenger just stood in the beginning and let him take those free shots without flinching.

@ninjapickles244

2 жыл бұрын

Poor small guy. I hope he’s living his life as a he deserves

@amd1273

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently that was not his girl.

@randompheidoleminor3011

2 жыл бұрын

Read the description That ain't his girl

@fishfossils8858

2 жыл бұрын

Lost his girl and got part of his nose ripped off. Rough day.

@MOJAHED-XAN

2 жыл бұрын

@r33mote Rip Half pp

Wow the challenger sure came in a beast, he allowed his opponent to get some free hits off at the beginning and still messed him up in the end. Kept doing his war cry because he didn't even acknowledge his opponent as a true male. Wow... What an absolute legend

@jakubgoaszewski7777

3 жыл бұрын

What a Chad

@trashrat8365

3 жыл бұрын

You can hear the exactly moment the losing male’s resolve is broken too

@endingworlds

3 жыл бұрын

He was letting him get tired, like in a real fight.

@k.r.99

3 жыл бұрын

@@endingworlds Muhammad Ali style ^^

@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853

3 жыл бұрын

The losing one was in a bad spot as well-closer to the water

Talk about being rudly interrupted just when you're getting going.😮

Thanks OneyPlays, this was a sight to see

“Honey are you in the restroom?” “I’m not in the restroom” “What?” “Look outside.” “…oh.”

The long pauses during the battle are like: ,,Oh hey dude calm down for a sec, my nose is in my mouth-" ,,Yeah same dude hol up-" ,,Okey done, lets continue"

@carlosbalazs2492

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, those pauses are bathroom breaks

@averyniceguy3964

2 жыл бұрын

Time to wait for the smartasses to comment and ruin the whole joke

@RrRr-or5tw

2 жыл бұрын

I mean that thing probably has its purpose but it really seems like a disability

@nena_picante1425

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

I can finaly sleep after i heard this beatiful sound

Hooman: "Life is tough" Seals: "Mate is tough"

Only real ones cheered for the smaller one, he was already in action until that bigger hater arrived.

@chachi9126

2 жыл бұрын

Haha bro immediately went from fucking to fighting in less than 5 seconds

@m.d.sharpe8892

2 жыл бұрын

Hell nah, dude got caught lacking

@randompheidoleminor3011

2 жыл бұрын

Read the description lol

@IAmFizz

2 жыл бұрын

Hy I had money on his scary ass but he ran off🤦🏾‍♂️ he ran I said “get back here and beat. His. Ass! Stop running!?”😂😂😂

@mikehunt9632

2 жыл бұрын

Cripple Fight!