El Segundo Reminisces on Jiu Jitsu's Dumbest Moments
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Merch out now! bteamjj.shop | Episode 24 is here and we have another Craig Jones rant, this time about the biggest problem in the sport: Alpha Motivation. This Is an epidemic affecting the sport & it's time we called this out to bring change. Along this topic, we also cover the dumbest Jiu Jitsu stories, arguing if Nicky Ryan would last in boot camp, the end of the Yuri Simoes saga & much more. Make sure to smash the download button to keep up with the channel!
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
04:08 Alpha Motivation
11:04 Nicky Ryan the soldier
14:33 Wildest fight in history
20:39 Jiu Jitsu guys are dumb
29:58 Weirdest shit in the sport
44:08 Flo is in trouble
54:29 Outro
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• Nicky Ryan: bjjfanatics.com/collections/i...
• Ethan: bjjfanatics.com/collections/i...
• Jay Rod: bjjfanatics.com/collections/i...
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The ground is my swimming pool. I'm peeing through my swim trunks. Everyone else is just soaking in it
@bebop4874
3 ай бұрын
God bless you
"One of our guys, I won't say his name, but it was Salvatore" Craig is the best! 🤣
Single greatest rant in jiu jitsu. I didn’t like telling people I trained cause eventually it just became me trying to explain how I wasn’t gay. But I knew a person at an office I worked at who wore the BJJ shirts, had the bumper stickers, his computer wallpaper was Helio Gracie and he was a two stripe white belt. That’s when I realized that I was wrong and jiu jitsu could be gay and sometimes the gayest parts are off the mat.
@bebop4874
3 ай бұрын
The gayest parts are definitely off the mat
@doyourownresearch7297
3 ай бұрын
you sound gay for caring about what another man does. If some dude likes BJJ, then good on him. What belt would you recommend a person has before having a BJJ based wallpaper?
@george2784
3 ай бұрын
@@doyourownresearch7297 No bro. YOU’RE gay.
@micvili7527
11 күн бұрын
@@doyourownresearch7297 just found the gay dude who has Helio on his computer wall paper 😂
Craig if you want to combat the growing menace of alpha male land shark humble lion cringe, you guys need to start selling demotivational quote merch. Just take any dumb quote: "I walk around everyday with no idea what it's like to fear another man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Mark Cerrone flip it to "I walk around everyday fearing every man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Craig Jones B(eta)-Team Slap a picture of a goofy sheep on top and start printing that cash. No need to thank me, you can send my 10% of the profits to The Autism Society of America.
Craig your such a good role model, thank you for keeping your autistic integrity!
@Hi.Jay.Low25
7 ай бұрын
he beat autism
@JamesRobinson04
7 ай бұрын
@@Hi.Jay.Low25 he just learned how to harness it
@Grandroborox
7 ай бұрын
I read 'autism tx' on his hat.@@Hi.Jay.Low25
@PinvinoPiggg
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@gorillag2044
7 ай бұрын
He also beat his girlfriend a few years back, I'm glad she got away
" I had the beef with Gordon online, best days of my life!" 😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
"You are doing adult karate here, not going to war." 😂
"i love when people that have been through hell walk out of the fire carrying buckets of water for those still consumed by the flames. " -craig jones
@Ktv.24
7 ай бұрын
time stamp?
@SKRATCH1988
7 ай бұрын
@@Ktv.24 that is an inspirational meme that I'm sure he would hate, so I attributed it to him.
@JamesRobinson04
7 ай бұрын
slap that over a black and white image of a lepoard and you've got yourself some inspirational tellings
@MuayThaiDreadlock
7 ай бұрын
@@SKRATCH1988 sensational
“These humble lions” 😂😂😂
@sahl1698
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@scarysun15
7 ай бұрын
tom deblass
Standing ovation for that "Alpha" Content rant Craig, lmao. Spot on as usual!
@zagreb2012
7 ай бұрын
Navy seals / stoic / jordan / quotes / ice baths.. 😂😂😂
@skepticalhippo6376
7 ай бұрын
Had this old that would post tik tok training videos with Jocko and Goggins yelling in the background. Thought he was cool because he got up early 😂
@bine35
7 ай бұрын
black and white colour ohh yeee thats tough lmao
@doyourownresearch7297
3 ай бұрын
i am a girl boss.
Bullying Yuri for the 50 Cent video is heaps good
@owenschmowen5313
7 ай бұрын
aw yeah heaps
so many good things in this pod cast, the motivational posts the NO ego in jiu jitsu, just how insecure jiu jitsu competitors are !!!! all so so true
Love the content on the channel. Y’all should get ryan hall or Eddie Cummings as a guest
@notoriuspgg
7 ай бұрын
Omg what a Craig Jones Challenge.....Track down Eddie Cummings. Detective Jones from the Federal B-Grade Investigations
Craig your attitude is one of only three reasons I still train at 45. The other two are so I can post alpha memes and talk shit to other old irrelevant men about politics.
12:05 there were mornings in basic training boot camp that I’d have thrown it so away or preferred publicly crying instead of running a couple miles at 530. I can remember wanting to actually cry from not sleeping. Then 20 minutes late I was fine. But there were moments I’d pay $100 easy to miss a fire guard.
Need more of these Craig. True jits heads love this shit lmao
Am I the only one getting an ad for shark vs. octopus board game after the video ends? This is hilarious 😂😂
my favorite episode to date, thanks for the laughs.
Craig, have a BJJ challenge match against Jocko, and the winner gets to post a motivational video on the other's social media accounts! Think about the potential, no matter who loses, the public wins!
someone make a craig jones sigma male motivation clip
@jacoblongoria4291
2 ай бұрын
That’d be pretty gay
i'm confused he wants us to keep messaging Yuri? ok craig 🤝
Craig a red belt in trolling.
It makes sense now why Gordon wants to wait on the Felipe match, maybe even Nicky Rod, he wants to wait until his contract is up w Flo and use the big matches as negotiation tactics likely.
love those 30 year old IT guys who take training so seriously. I get wanting to better and wanting to be intense but it seems to increase chances of getting injured.
9:16 "Oss, that was powerful right there." -Freddy
Man do I love this content.
I think it would be so sick to have government issued jujitsu tournaments that settled world issues instead of war
Fuck it. I'm going to make a Craig Jones motivational.
unrelated but can we get some rolling footage between Craig and Dorian? Those must be some epic rolls too
I love that first segment so much i feel it needs piano on the background to stimulate my affect more
This podcast is so good I actually drink a beer and watch and don't grapple at all just a big MMA fan this is where my life is at lol Craig is fucking hilarious!
@dopeboyvid8988
7 ай бұрын
Same lol
@tomjones6347
7 ай бұрын
Go learn to grapple! Sounds like you'd enjoy it :)
@ariojalilzadeh3821
7 ай бұрын
Go train! 😤
@tatecomedy
7 ай бұрын
You robbing yourself of experiencing how truly gay jujitsu is
@jellophant9716
9 күн бұрын
Why say that? Just lie about doing BJJ like the rest of us.
I've known about Craig for years, but i just recently started listening to the podcast and it's quickly become one of my favs?! ✊🏼🤣🤣
“Losing is losing, there aren’t different degrees of losing. You either win a championship or you’re sh**. It’s very black & white to me.”-craig jones
I was there in 2018 for that stinker of a match vs Paul Harris. I always wondered what the deal was, now i know! That was the same night that Vagner Rocha submitted that polish guy with a mercy grip lol. What a weird event.
Best El Segundo episode yet. ❤
The Tarzan blue belt graphic needs to be made
2nd best team and the 2nd best podcast.... that's pretty F'in good!!!
I’ve been silently fuming about humble lions for a decade. Finally someone to stand up to them
Oh man this is just great 😂👏🏻
Craig. Look up the Krueger dunning effect. It’s a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. Ie. The dumber you are, the more likely you think you’re excellent or expert at something
32:51 poor Gabi catching a stray
Fantastic. Craig is the pre-eminent thought leader in the multiverse right now. El segundo is filling the void left by classic Martin Molloy and Roy&HG commentating grand finals/olympics. Gordon is done. The real question is who is smart enough to pay $10million to sign Craig Jones as the bleedingly obvious smarter funnier cooler version of Joe Rogan😂
Of the 6 main branches coast guard is one of the harder bootcamps, cold water exposure always sucks Airforce by comparison is adult summer camp playing on jungle gyms
@ayykay9987
7 ай бұрын
lol yeah I laughed when he said coast guard. I put them right behind Marine Corps basic. Coast Guard keeps it pretty intense.
@justin8865
7 ай бұрын
@@ayykay9987boot camp was the easiest part of the corps.
@ayykay9987
7 ай бұрын
@@justin8865 lol I thought it sucked. I didn’t have the “kindest” D.Is. Boot camp was very simple. Just the least enjoyable experience by far. Heavy ended up in prison.
@justin8865
7 ай бұрын
@ayykay9987 I mean my heavy got demoted and what not for hazing. But still I think bootcamp was the easiest ever. The cruicble was little hard but that was cause no sleep. Boot camp just kinda sucked and then you get used to it and then it was fuckin funny The stuff we did in the fleet was waaayy harder. And ya running around in afganistan waaaaay harder than both of those. Fuckin combat is like exhausting yo
If you watch Bas Rutten talk about the hardest puncher he’s ever worked with he will say Benji Radach. Benji and Ninja Rua ( Shoguns brother ) in Elite XC is a banger 🎉🎉🎉
Craig pls do a guide on how to do drugs stay healthy and compete!
I am so here for this.
Thank you Craig. For saying what needed to be said.
Is that table…an octopus? I need it.
Most important video in jiu jitsu
Freddy getting that Barry Bonds head from Juicing.
when is the japan doc coming out ?
I hope you get the million
Craig Jones is the man that has zero fs to give and I love it. Brought Gay back to BJJ. Second best of all time. Would love to hear a Bruce Buffer Main Event call out for Craig. The combination of Bruce’s voice and the resume of Craig would be fantastic
@user-dd7pq2to3o
7 ай бұрын
Fruity Bruce would be perfect, as long as he isn't busy at the bathhouse
Saying coast guard boot camp is hard is gayer than any alpha motivation quote
Did u get a cease and desist 😂😂😂😂 u look so upset to be ending the yuri saga
@craigjones8662
7 ай бұрын
I’m coming down from a Thursday night at the red rose
Watching again for the millionth time... speaking of a million, Craig calls out Flo at 46:16 and says he wants "a million dollars" to compete for them again... This guy is like Doctor Evil with his million dollars... He oughta get a shaved cat to hold and also finally shave himself bald too.
Craig is EXACTLY the personality that BJJ needs! And he's also funnier than most comedians 🤣🤣🤣
The jui jitsu alpha male community making sure jui jitsu stays gai
41:46 "Just call it a Q&A come on" haha
Buahahahahahahahah "coulda laughed it off" . . Hahahhhahhahhahhaah
We need a Craig Jones stoic sigmale documentary. It should be called: "OUS!"
42:00 "Just call it a Q&A" haha
How is there not millions of views on these?
“From my opinion. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.” Harvard Law paid off, Craig.
Bateman shirt is the real deal that's some hard shit bro. Craig is legit as fuck. Protect this man at all costs.
Craig pleas fix your audio, the standard episode little intro thing is loud but your talking is quiet, had to turn the volume up to full max during your Yuri intro and then down again and then up again
Can somebody link the Danny Lefevre vs. Benji fight? I can't find it...
@TheProducer7sk
7 ай бұрын
Drop the link when you find it
Now that Gordon pulled out...this is so much more interesting
First 9 minutes made me so happy to hear lol
international shipping for b team merch when?
“This is the shit we live for.” lol. Ok I like Craig now
Reddit trying to ruin Yuris career is so weird. They did the same thing to Keenan. It's a weird vibe like they really delight in this type of stuff. I'm not saying he's right but why the joy in smearing the dude.
@orgANGmo
7 ай бұрын
No, Keenan tried to ruin everyone during covid. He started calling people out for training during the lockdown, when he himself was training daily.
20:35 I just saw a preview for a Flat Earth documentary on Twitter and Eddy Brah is in it.😂
People are stupid everywhere, you can't escape it.
The skate guy was Steven Bradbury
Craig Jones..Real talk...salute..
"Don't tell your problems to people, 80% of them don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them." Crowded elevators smell different 2 midgets. You think 80% of the people would give two flying squirrels? No..
🔥 long live the GOAT 🔥
I know Benji and Danny, am from the town this fight went down 😂
Craig woke up this morning and smelt napalm.
Pure gold
Can someone explain to me the beef with guru and b team ????
I bet you anything it's Gordon Ryan on the thumbnail with a wig that Creig is kissing.
Flo in the same position as wwe back when the rock and Cena went to Hollywood. Instead of focusing their energy on the product itself and building young stars that kept chasing the unicorn for someone to hopefully be another rock. Backed themselves into a corner for a long time
Craig what shoes you rockin? I dig.
Craig Jones giving Flo free business advice (I would know I’m a business expert of sorts…)
“Stop listening to your navy seal podcast, get out of the ice bath, and just enjoy your adult karate”
Adult karateeeee, love it!
Keep the sack game strong!
Craig Jones is a merciful God.
The spladdle is hands down the dumbest move. It forces the opponents face into his own crotch
Whats up y’all. I’m in a podcast drought. I’m jumping aboard
I love the world we live in,, An Autistic Australian can get a platform.. well done little mate 💙
When a regular person gets a black belt but noticed it came from a cult. Been saying for years that BJJ is lame, but God I love it.
They write these quotes outside Texas. Spending time with your friends in Pajamas doesnt stop my .380 from being anywhere on my person.
What is this title photo cover of 😂😂😂
Cant wait for the Alpha Stoic Merch soon !!! #GayLion
Poor yuri
After spending last night listening to girls talk astrology all night, ive never identified with a podcast segment more
I love you Craig but don’t hate on the ice bath 😂😂 #justtrybeingcold #haveyoubeencold ?