EFAP Movies #55: Violent Night with Moriarty, JlongBone, JonCJG and DasBoSchitt

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Happy Merry Funderful New Year Folks!
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  • @yeabunny7146
    @yeabunny71467 ай бұрын

    So far in 2024, we get a new video every day. Hope you can keep up the pace

  • @blackdragoncyrus

    @blackdragoncyrus

    7 ай бұрын

    You WILL get a new video every day, not all of them might be from EFAP, though.

  • @rogerborg

    @rogerborg

    7 ай бұрын

    28 hours of content a day sounds great.

  • @autisticusretardius101

    @autisticusretardius101

    7 ай бұрын

    The consistency is staggering

  • @DickDickstein

    @DickDickstein

    7 ай бұрын

    Nerdrotic, G+G, and the EFAP crews are all pumping out content like they are seeing a bad year ahead. LOL

  • @therobotchickenMLP
    @therobotchickenMLP7 ай бұрын

    Can't believe that in the conversation about what Santa's throwing stars should be, no one thought of snowflakes.

  • @Mcaark

    @Mcaark

    7 ай бұрын

    Truly

  • @marywinchester1322

    @marywinchester1322

    7 ай бұрын

    That's exactly what I was thinking too, lol!

  • @emuman09

    @emuman09

    7 ай бұрын

    I was thinking cookies

  • @othertalk3313

    @othertalk3313

    7 ай бұрын

    @@emuman09 Yeah, but you're always thinking cookies... not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • @herscher1297

    @herscher1297

    7 ай бұрын

    To fat

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor81207 ай бұрын

    Unironically, Violent Night managed to be a more emotionally resonant film than anything Disney made last year.

  • @butthz8850

    @butthz8850

    7 ай бұрын

    Is there even a bar at this point for Disney?

  • @TheUfaraV2

    @TheUfaraV2

    7 ай бұрын

    I think that bar is near the earth's core by now.

  • @davidpledger9842

    @davidpledger9842

    7 ай бұрын

    I do like this angle on Santa Claus but I think I would like more of a John wick version

  • @asdergold1

    @asdergold1

    7 ай бұрын

    Last year?

  • @qty1315

    @qty1315

    7 ай бұрын

    The Creepshow Christmas special was more emotionally resonant than any modern Disney film, and that was trying to be a complete joke. If you don't know, it ends with a furry getting married to Lil Yachty after cutting off Santa's head, then a catgirl asks a werewolf if they want to meet up for some sexy time. Love that movie.

  • @shadowthedragon7151
    @shadowthedragon71517 ай бұрын

    Fun fact, the tatoos Santa has that look like snowflakes are actual nordic staves, representing "finding your way home"( Vegvisir), and "helm of terror." (Aegishjalmr)

  • @proudsaiyanprince2651

    @proudsaiyanprince2651

    7 ай бұрын

    Those staves are not “Viking” they are Icelandic staves from the 18th century and have judeo Christian roots.

  • @shinobi-no-bueno

    @shinobi-no-bueno

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@proudsaiyanprince2651what exactly is the Christian root of Nordic magic?

  • @proudsaiyanprince2651

    @proudsaiyanprince2651

    7 ай бұрын

    @@shinobi-no-bueno “Along with other symbols, the “vegvísir” came to Iceland most likely from England, where star-shaped symbols can be tracked as early as 15th century, such as “The Solomon's testament” (Harley MS 5596, 31r). The original symbols had their meaning in Christian mysticism.” It has nothing to do with old Norse or Viking traditions.

  • @Raptorworld22

    @Raptorworld22

    7 ай бұрын

    @@proudsaiyanprince2651 A fair bit of Norse mythos shares or takes it's roots from Christian mythology, such as the golden apples of Idunn (Eden). That doesn't stop it from being Norse. Are you also going to say that since Christian mythos is rooted in Judaic mythology that therefore it's all Judaism? Genuinely curious where you draw the line. Also worth mentioning that in your first comment you said the Vegvisir is from the 18th century, then your quote says the 15th. Which is it?

  • @Harpagio
    @Harpagio7 ай бұрын

    21:50 The movie that everyone's trying to describe already exists, and it's called Fatman (2020). It stars Mel Gibson as Santa Claus and a little boy is pissed off that Santa gave him coal, so he hires a hit squad to go to the North Pole and kill Santa. And Santa is superhumanly strong (but not like Superman strong, like Spider-Man strong) and has a minor healing ability as well. It's a fun movie and I recommend it.

  • @EpicOfChillgamesh

    @EpicOfChillgamesh

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes! Please EFAP Movies this one!

  • @John21WoW

    @John21WoW

    7 ай бұрын

    Hmmm, sorry but not really, that movie is even more boring and way worse than this one, for the first half of the movie nothing happens, Santa is protected by literal military special forces who are somehow completely incompetent, the hitsquad is actually just one guy and he does manage to kill Santa but luckly Santa's strong independent african wife manages to both outsmart and kill the hitman and save Santa, kind of like the scene with the husband and wife here... well actually it is almost the same scene...

  • @leviwarren6222

    @leviwarren6222

    7 ай бұрын

    Fatman is actually worth watching.

  • @sarahroberson4358

    @sarahroberson4358

    6 ай бұрын

    Absolutely adore Fatman. Mel Gibson is awesome as a grizzled worn santa. Then how they incorporate the lore was awesome and loved how the story went (trying not to spoil for those that don't know).

  • @CatsOverdrive

    @CatsOverdrive

    6 ай бұрын

    Friggin' love that movie. And absolutely heartbroken at how it was 'sold' to the public. It's own marketing practically killed it, the trailers, the tag lines...because Fatman is NOT an action-romp-"santa clause is JOHN WICK OMG!" flick. Fatman is, if a 'santa clause/christmas story' is told through the style of a neo-western. Think 'No Country for Old Men', 'Unforgiven', 'The Mule', or any Taylor Sheridan movies.

  • @GaryThePenguin
    @GaryThePenguin7 ай бұрын

    The bad guy should have been called the Grinch, his backstory is literally him trying to steal Christmas.

  • @colten53

    @colten53

    7 ай бұрын

    It was probably copyrighted and they probably didn’t get permission. I’m assuming it was the Suess estate though because Universal distributed this movie and has the film rights to The Grinch

  • @tamarasmith9060

    @tamarasmith9060

    6 ай бұрын

    🙄 No the point is Scrooge became a believer in the end of A Christmas Carol, only this Scrooge is a murderer, so Santa turns his belief against him & uses his belief to boost his chimney power. They set it up earlier that when he was very drunk it tends to fritz. But then when Trudy was right overhead he was close to a believer & that boosted his power & he was able to go up the chimney easily. So later he's not drunk anymore but tired from so much fighting & bleeding, then he realizes the guy has pushed him up near the outdoor fireplace. Santa lets him appear to be winning & get closer to the chimney. He then points out the guy is now a believer, & bam uses the power boost to kill the guy.😂

  • @TheFriendlyIntrovert
    @TheFriendlyIntrovert7 ай бұрын

    The pure joy in Mauler's voice when he saw John Leguizamo go through the chimney...

  • @Zeddyboi86
    @Zeddyboi867 ай бұрын

    I really enjoyed Mauler’s excitement at getting his chimney kill. :)

  • @Mcaark

    @Mcaark

    7 ай бұрын

    When he made the prediction I immediately got happy.

  • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic

    @OutsideTheTargetDemographic

    7 ай бұрын

    His description (grinds the body on the way up) was better than the visual payoff, truth be told.

  • @GarthVader066
    @GarthVader0667 ай бұрын

    It makes me laugh that almost all the seasonal ways to kill that the EFAP crew came up with are already in a movie: Santa Slays

  • @jayjaydeth

    @jayjaydeth

    7 ай бұрын

    Did you mean Santa's Slay? That's a favorite of mine.

  • @GarthVader066

    @GarthVader066

    7 ай бұрын

    That's the one! It's such a fun twist on the Santa Claus lore

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg7 ай бұрын

    I like that David Harbour's career started with playing washed up drunks and then he lashed himself to the wheel and decided to die on that ship.

  • @sparkypack

    @sparkypack

    7 ай бұрын

    Why didn't they ask Tim Allen? Did he decline?

  • @john_squatson

    @john_squatson

    7 ай бұрын

    He is playing to his strengths.

  • @ThePenAndTheRose

    @ThePenAndTheRose

    7 ай бұрын

    I just love the legacy feature of DasBoSchitt. Every time he’s on I’m reminded of how amazing his garys mod stuff was, and also how dang long ago it was. A different era. But mauler hired him up. It’s all so nice and cozy.

  • @HerohammerStudios

    @HerohammerStudios

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@ThePenAndTheRose ok

  • @nont18411

    @nont18411

    7 ай бұрын

    Just like Giancarlo Esposito who always plays Gus Fring in every role he’s in. Easiest way to get money.

  • @yaboiportch
    @yaboiportch7 ай бұрын

    First Mike from RLM, now Rags... dementia is taking another real one from us 😢

  • @eXpriest

    @eXpriest

    7 ай бұрын

    Rags has been showing signs of early onset Alzheimer's for years.

  • @antiphon000

    @antiphon000

    7 ай бұрын

    @@eXpriest This, but unironically

  • @eXpriest

    @eXpriest

    7 ай бұрын

    @@antiphon000 It wasn't ironic. It was an assessment.

  • @unpopularopinions7407

    @unpopularopinions7407

    7 ай бұрын

    i’m pretty sure he was just shitfaced here though lmao

  • @reiyya9377

    @reiyya9377

    7 ай бұрын

    He's actually humorous now 😂

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people65107 ай бұрын

    Rudolph isn't a regular, he's a situational addition.

  • @Blank-jt3nj
    @Blank-jt3nj7 ай бұрын

    JlongBone's laugh never fails to crack me up 😂

  • @that1chickinFL

    @that1chickinFL

    6 ай бұрын

    She could say nothing the whole time and the laugh makes her presence totally worth it.

  • @thalivenom4972

    @thalivenom4972

    2 ай бұрын

    my total fave. i love every review shes in. listening to her lose it to home alone was great

  • @Stones249
    @Stones2497 ай бұрын

    A movie with a similar concept exists called Fatman (2020) with Mel Gibson, the movie has a different plot but still incorporates some of the things the EFAP crew mentioned in this

  • @ARC--5973
    @ARC--59737 ай бұрын

    I think this movie would be drastically improved if after the villain told everyone his sad backstory, one of his henchmen just gave him a look and said "You serious?", to which the villain replies "Nah I'm just kidding, I just want the fucking money"

  • @x43902467

    @x43902467

    Ай бұрын

    Movie wants to be diehard, but isn't willing to let their bad guys be Alan Rickman.

  • @evernoob
    @evernoob7 ай бұрын

    For being on team Christmas, Rags seem awfully grinched for Christmas movie.

  • @thatitguy6812

    @thatitguy6812

    7 ай бұрын

    Wdym

  • @kelp7060

    @kelp7060

    6 ай бұрын

    He's not gonna give a movie a free pass because it's Christmas themed.

  • @DailyDoseMain
    @DailyDoseMain7 ай бұрын

    Fatman 2020 is the film you wanted to see.

  • @Zephyr503
    @Zephyr5037 ай бұрын

    1. They brought Surface to Air Missiles and didn't even shoot down the sleigh? 2. No-one would have $300 million in cash, or they should make a joke about inflation burning half of it. 3. The payout dwindles pretty quickly when you hire a dozen mercenaries, snowmobiles, SAM systems... At least in Die Hard 2 it was a whole airport. They wouldn't have needed the mercs when the first group was able to kill the whole security team.

  • @justiron2999

    @justiron2999

    7 ай бұрын

    The money was stolen and funneled from the government. So it basically was already cash. Also 300 mil divided by even 20 people is 15mil a person. Granted that it could have been better and had it's own fault

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX90007 ай бұрын

    you've got your Home Alone in my Die Hard! you've got my Die Hard in your Home Alone! XD

  • @Joe45-91
    @Joe45-917 ай бұрын

    I know they said the War movie arc was unusual but this seems like an odd entry even by those standards 😏

  • @jujuteuxOfficial
    @jujuteuxOfficial7 ай бұрын

    27:30 even better idea; He doesn't get that equipment from his place, but from the main room's huge christmas tree. He does his magic thing he shows at the start, and everything on the tree becomes usable as weapons: *Baubles* used as grenades, *Tinsel* used as razor/barbed wire, *Garlands* used with bells as bomb and tripwire, *Candy canes* used as throwing knives, *Lights* as some kind of drug/booster ampules that makes him much faster/regenerate wounds, *The star* is some kind of homing super grenade he only gets one from the tree and uses on the final vilain as he tries to escape on his heli

  • @jujuteuxOfficial

    @jujuteuxOfficial

    7 ай бұрын

    the movie would be santa just being doom guy, he's all jolly and happy as he mows down every single one of them because they're on his naughty list and are too old for charcoal, the enemies are actually skilled but can't beat overwhelming unnatural strength with just skill the only reason it's a full-length movie and not a few minutes is that he just walks to the dude because he's still a fat lad and at about half he gets set back by falling down a hole he or the enemies made with a bomb

  • @Cuzzys2nd

    @Cuzzys2nd

    7 ай бұрын

    YES, we need this now!!

  • @jujuteuxOfficial

    @jujuteuxOfficial

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Cuzzys2nd let's crank it up by having an astartes P1+2 homage where santa's in the room with all his equipment and with the hostages, and there's a squad rushing in because they heard action, santa is arms-crossed, watching at a snow globe, enchanted to see what's going on, then he's passing a garland with a bell dangling from it over a rifle he's snatched, then as they reach the door and prepare to ram it open, as the lights are out, they swin open and a hail of santa-buffed bullets spray in, with the strength of bolter shots, ripping limbs and armor easily

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266.7 ай бұрын

    26:25 Imagine if Santa pulled out his beard from under his coat, and it just kept coming and coming, and he'd pull out enough so that it can cover all of him and act as snow camo

  • @mfmageiwatch
    @mfmageiwatch7 ай бұрын

    Rags is J. J. Abrams, confirmed, with his obsession with the mystery box bullsh**

  • @cryptocarlton9618
    @cryptocarlton96187 ай бұрын

    I think I would do dr jeckle/ Mr. Hyde thing with Santa when he is around violence like this he turns into Krampus and can’t be stopped until morning or something like that

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu2377 ай бұрын

    HELL YES! Me and my dad absolutely LOVE this movie!!!!!!

  • @VagabondRetro
    @VagabondRetro7 ай бұрын

    This seemed very tonally inconsistent. Sometimes it wants to be self aware and over the top, but then it immediately tries to be very genuine and cheesy in a way that isn't earned at all.

  • @icanilis6789
    @icanilis67897 ай бұрын

    They talked about how the main villians codename should have been Krampus. What if at the end it turned out he was ACTUALLY Krampus. That could justify why he's able to take on Santa in a fight. His whole motivation wasn't to steal money but to draw Santa out by attacking a kid on the nice list and wait for him to show up. He's angry because Santa stopped punishing bad kids by giving them coal and now just gives gifts to good kids. Krampus wants to balance things by taking out Santa and take over Christmas so he can just punish bad kids.

  • @kid9893
    @kid98936 ай бұрын

    Lmao having the kid get slapped while Christmas Truce plays was a top tier edit. Good job Wolf.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX90007 ай бұрын

    if Santa goes passed the moon, and you get a double flawless w/ a Fatality, then you can fight Reptile at the bottom of The Pit.

  • @MistyMountainPath
    @MistyMountainPath7 ай бұрын

    This is so good. Editing, commentary - you guys are fantastic. Thank you!

  • @TheSharkIsWorking_23
    @TheSharkIsWorking_237 ай бұрын

    John Leguizamo was one of the terrorists in Die Hard 2…and there’s the real Die Hard connection.

  • @editedcactus43
    @editedcactus437 ай бұрын

    Always nice to see Wolf on the job, cheers mate.

  • @colinwalker4824
    @colinwalker48247 ай бұрын

    And Santa should’ve like referenced krampus as being a real thing early on and then the real super scary demon krampus just like teleports in and carries off one of the bad guys into the woods in order to punish him for eternity and everyone who sees it is just terrified and dumb struck except for Santa who is just completely unmoved bcuz that’s just a real thing to him.

  • @mrdropkicker1

    @mrdropkicker1

    7 ай бұрын

    I’m wondering if they could make that work as the death for the final bad guy. Like “Mr. Scrooge” has brought all the family outside like in the original, only now he’s threatening to start executing them if Santa doesn’t stop (basically a Mexican standoff with Santa) but then just as he’s about to shoot Santa or one of the family or it looks like a fight is about to happen, Krampus just shows up out of nowhere and starts whipping him with a cane before popping him into a sack and dragging him screaming off into the night. Everyone is horrified except for a bemused Santa. Then maybe any remaining henchmen are like “oh shit… is this what happens to people on the naughty list” and just drop their guns.

  • @colinwalker4824

    @colinwalker4824

    6 ай бұрын

    @@mrdropkicker1 EXACTLY. Thank god, someone around here gets it. You’ve realized my vision.

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable7 ай бұрын

    Damn, efap is way more critical on this one, i was hoping for more jokes Though it is true that the movie has a lot of wasted potential

  • @ZyroShadowPony

    @ZyroShadowPony

    7 ай бұрын

    At least it's entertaining unlike most current movies and shows

  • @shinobi-no-bueno

    @shinobi-no-bueno

    7 ай бұрын

    It's not a GOOD movie, but it's a fun movie

  • @OldPanther

    @OldPanther

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@shinobi-no-buenoit was a great movie they were overly critical.

  • @ThatJediReviews

    @ThatJediReviews

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes, but I kinda thought them knowing how ridiculous the premise is, they'd ease up like they do on so many others

  • @kelp7060

    @kelp7060

    6 ай бұрын

    @@ThatJediReviews They were annoyed with the movie because it wasted the premise. They wanted it to be more ridiculous instead of spending time with crappy characters.

  • @TheOrangeAmazing
    @TheOrangeAmazing7 ай бұрын

    I was expecting a different payoff with the funny gunman with the hostages. That Santa meets them and recognizes him as one of his elves, to explain how into the whole Christmas theme he was.

  • @Modification102

    @Modification102

    7 ай бұрын

    Kinda like the Hydra Bob moment from Deadpool. If you set it up for the whole movie that he is the only one unaware if who they are up against, then when Santa bursts in. "Santa?" "Daryl?" "What are you doing here?"

  • @TheOrangeAmazing

    @TheOrangeAmazing

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Modification102 Yeah yeah, thats exactly the sort of thing I was expecting lol. Whether they still end up being enemies, or suddenly gain a sidekick for silly action scenes. The scene was fun in my head as I was watching and waiting lol

  • @WebHeadMike
    @WebHeadMike7 ай бұрын

    For next year, check out Fatman if you want that spec-ops style Santa

  • @DJprofessorK
    @DJprofessorK7 ай бұрын

    Didn’t even have to check who edited to know it was wolf off the bat. Great job again

  • @azuredream23
    @azuredream237 ай бұрын

    You guys know you have to watch "Fatman" Mel Gibson's Santa movie next.

  • @charlesmartinez5869
    @charlesmartinez58697 ай бұрын

    Maybe the little girl needs to frantically write a Christmas letter to Santa asking for useful items so they appear in Santa's sack. "I've been a good girl all year, and would really like some nunchucks."

  • @mrdropkicker1

    @mrdropkicker1

    7 ай бұрын

    That little girl is gonna incur the wrath of Shad

  • 7 ай бұрын

    @@mrdropkicker1 However if she asked for a stick like weapon he would be overjoyed

  • @somerandomrpgenthusiast8451
    @somerandomrpgenthusiast84517 ай бұрын

    My family and I had a good time with this movie. It mostly does it's Die Hard but Santa premise fairly well

  • @othertalk3313
    @othertalk33137 ай бұрын

    1:15:51 - His literal warhammer looks more fragile than just some random sledgehammer he found in the house. I mean... look at the girth on that handle... it's so skinny it looks like it would snap in half if he ever used it. (That's what she said)

  • @MarikCharleswood
    @MarikCharleswood7 ай бұрын

    Damn, we are getting spoiled! Appreciate everything you do.

  • @davidpledger9842
    @davidpledger98427 ай бұрын

    I love you guys. This is my new go to. I am definitely a long-form boy. Keep cranking it out

  • @aaronpecora8172
    @aaronpecora81727 ай бұрын

    The Rags Walkie-talkie joke is gold. I don't care what he thinks 😉

  • @richardthirlwall8767
    @richardthirlwall87677 ай бұрын

    I really think that the Nordic origin flashback should have been a bit of a throw away gag. Go down the route of Santa being reluctant to fight at first but then gets pushed to completely annihilating the bad guys when he sees a child in danger (the typical retired veteran back for one last job type schtick) Then have someone comment about how does he know how to fight like that, and have it zoom into Santa's memory of butchering people with a hammer while laughing hysterically and revelling in blood (maybe even have him holding a sack but it's full of heads), before smash cut back to him looking horrified and just saying 'nevermind'. Still acts as a nod to world building and justification as to why he's a badass, but keep it as a joke, rather than take it too seriously. EDIT: Also, on the note of utilising the sack more, and pulling out more presents that could be used as weapons, they really missed a trick on not getting super creative by having Santa makeshift weaponry from whatever he can find. Have him makeshift a bomb from a chemistry set and some LEGO and then deliver it via a remote controlled car. Maybe there's a 'secret agent spy toy' type thing he could use to listen in on the bad guys (or even find a way to make that the whole walkie-talkie thing with the kid). Hell, they could even do the 'molotov cocktail' gag they referenced in the film! Just have some new shitty KZreadrs energy drink all the kids are asking for turn out to be highly flammable and use that. They could have even done some sort of cruel, ironic death for one of the bad guys, like they get brutally killed by one of the toys they really wanted as a kid (or something related to it). So many options with this film, and they did barely any :(

  • @jeffreysdailey
    @jeffreysdailey7 ай бұрын

    Santa vomiting on the bar matron was absolute TOPS

  • @leviwarren6222

    @leviwarren6222

    7 ай бұрын

    Love a good barf. This was not a good barf.

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX90007 ай бұрын

    well, perhaps this movie is finally the incentive for these guys to do an EFAP Movies marathon of the 5 Die Hard films.

  • @Senpaiaproves
    @Senpaiaproves5 ай бұрын

    Rags spoke at the perfect opportunity. Well done sir. Well done

  • @derrotarbaron3004
    @derrotarbaron30047 ай бұрын

    Did not suspect nevermore to appear in this video, but it was a welcome surprise

  • @eatonknass247
    @eatonknass2477 ай бұрын

    Starting the new year off proper. Cheers

  • @iBeHampe
    @iBeHampe7 ай бұрын

    “Piss on Biden.” - JLoneBone 😂

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames7 ай бұрын

    I love how you can tell everyone in the movie was having an absolute blast.

  • @mats1365
    @mats13657 ай бұрын

    I absolutely loved this. More than any other time I can remember, the panel were discussing what they would do to improve the movie in real time. It was a really nice insight into how they think about this stuff

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger9147 ай бұрын

    This isn't terrible but it could have been better. Much like Godzilla movies where you are with humans most of the time, this movie underused Santa and had too much other stuff. Even the fact he's a fucking viking warrior, you could do lots with that, like the reason his suit is red is because of that. That evil goofy elf guy though, he was good, more of him should of been there.

  • @outlaw5015
    @outlaw50157 ай бұрын

    Literally watched this two days ago. Was pleasantly surprised. Solid 6/10

  • @TheUfaraV2

    @TheUfaraV2

    7 ай бұрын

    Could be better, but still a solid popcorn flick.

  • @toko-lover
    @toko-lover7 ай бұрын

    guys i don't think they liked the movie.

  • @heritortheory6201
    @heritortheory62017 ай бұрын

    The greedy villain burned a sack that could infinitely produce anything. Sure it's random. But infinite things are infinite money. There is no measurement to my disappointment with the "logic" of this film.

  • @ChrisAFigaro
    @ChrisAFigaro7 ай бұрын

    You guys should watch 'Fatman' next time. It's a fun Christmas watch.

  • @Zzzlol94
    @Zzzlol946 ай бұрын

    23:40. That Commander Shepard edit was GOLD.

  • @blackpolygon9306
    @blackpolygon93067 ай бұрын

    12:30 "They can't deliver them" depending on where you are, they can, some countries postal services actually take letters like that and even have people answer them.

  • @justicehynes7877
    @justicehynes78776 ай бұрын

    Ugh I wanna see the efap version of this movie now!

  • @SharbtursGameCorner
    @SharbtursGameCorner7 ай бұрын

    darts that are thrown backwards will correct themself to face forwards cause of where the center mass is and the fins on the back

  • @13loodCrow
    @13loodCrow7 ай бұрын

    Honestly, I loved this movie. Warts n' all.

  • @bexarath
    @bexarath6 ай бұрын

    Wasted potential can be so much more frustrating than outright bad movies.

  • @kaplahworm
    @kaplahworm7 ай бұрын

    A cool concept for a final fight could have been the antagonist doing "good deeds" to get himself on the nice list, only to punch santa, to get back on the naughty list. Could have just been a minute of the final fight (or even have happened as a first fight/encounter between them earlier in the film) but it gives the over produced naughty/nice list a little more purpose in the film. Should have been quite easy to set up to with the family doing simple things to move over to the nice list as the ole Chekov routine.

  • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
    @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv57 ай бұрын

    Thanks to Wolf, or however edited this video for Nevermore's song Believe In Nothing. RIP Warrel Dane

  • @JonathanJStoneblack
    @JonathanJStoneblack29 күн бұрын

    Mauler's joy of the chimney kill made this all worth it. I actually considered watching this and I'm glad I got to listen to ya'll watch it instead, because... man. This was painful by proxy.

  • @nathanperquin9910
    @nathanperquin99107 ай бұрын

    i find the complaint that the backstory part being too much a bad complaint, because i think if they did what rags asked for and just showed that single flash of a guy in a viking helm, they would complain uit wasnt clear enough and too unexplained

  • @emuman09

    @emuman09

    7 ай бұрын

    I think the version in the movies is still lame though cos it's " I used to be bad and used a hammer" just so they could set up him using a sledge hammer which as they said isn't Christmasy at all. If they wanted to go with the biking backstory they should have made it something like a cane with a sword hidden in it or something Christmas related lol

  • @herrikudo

    @herrikudo

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@emuman09 then that wouldn't be viking.............

  • @PowerfulSkeleton

    @PowerfulSkeleton

    6 ай бұрын

    What you've said doesn't make any sense, it's literally contradicted in the video. They immediately go 'oh that's cool, imagine if this is all we're shown? we know it won't be but that'd be neat'. Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people65107 ай бұрын

    I like that he specified US Dollars in this US setting. Otherwise I might have assumed it was $300,000,000 in rai stones.

  • @otterfire4712
    @otterfire47127 ай бұрын

    I think an interesting Santa story is one where it's a spy thriller where Santa infiltrates a secure location to deliver gifts. A good setting would be USSR, the communists wouldn't know him and their naughtiness (which would be established prior) lends to Santa trying to avoid them or knock them out with a lump of coal (for especially naughty).

  • @chaoticreckless
    @chaoticreckless6 ай бұрын

    I did not expect Sabaton to be the end-of-EFAP gag, but I very much approve

  • @StevenMatthewsTFI
    @StevenMatthewsTFI7 ай бұрын

    To be fair, they stole the candy cane bit from American dad. And American Dad did it better.

  • @TheRantingWriter
    @TheRantingWriter7 ай бұрын

    Loving the daily movies, but we need even mooorreeeeeee

  • @Goddamnitiwantaname
    @Goddamnitiwantaname7 ай бұрын

    As a reminder: Santa's earliest origins go back to Wodan/Odin. The god of WAR AND DEATH. So Santa killing people is not so far off, I guess.

  • @No_nameOG

    @No_nameOG

    7 ай бұрын

    Saint Nicholas was a catholic saint who was involved in the council of Nicaea. Apparently he beat up another Christian who denied the divinity of Christ.

  • @mrdropkicker1

    @mrdropkicker1

    7 ай бұрын

    Not his earliest origin. His aesthetic is Odin, but his character is based off Saint Nicholas, a Turkish Bishop in the early Catholic Church.

  • @Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb

    @Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@mrdropkicker1 Yeah, just that he wasn't Turkish since at that time Anatolia was still mostly Greek and Christian

  • @mrdropkicker1

    @mrdropkicker1

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb well, he was of a Hellenistic culture, but was born in what is modern day Asia Minor. For simplicities sake, I say he’s from Turkey.

  • @delmerputnam1679

    @delmerputnam1679

    7 ай бұрын

    There is no actual connection between Santa and Odin. Like, at all.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266.7 ай бұрын

    Please can you watch Fatman for the next crimbus? The action in that and characters other than santa are actually great. :(

  • @ShishouDzukiZaManako
    @ShishouDzukiZaManako7 ай бұрын

    the question i have regarding the dartboard isnt "how did the come out" centrifugal forces (even though they likely would release toward the floor or ceiling instead of the target) or "how did they reverse" dart flights (even though they'd likely need more space) my question is how did those flights even stay attached? things love to come flying off XD

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno7 ай бұрын

    Just wanted to point out that Fringy believes the north pole is in Norway...

  • @LeanBack_HaveASnack_TakeANap
    @LeanBack_HaveASnack_TakeANap6 ай бұрын

    Theres probably a version of the script that includes elfs. But Peter Dinklage rode his segway down to the studio and said "nuh uh. Not on my watch"

  • @bZman
    @bZman7 ай бұрын

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @crusader5644
    @crusader56447 ай бұрын

    Christmas truce edit at the end is peak

  • @Pompadour_Pug
    @Pompadour_Pug7 ай бұрын

    Efap mirrors my reaction word for word when I watched this recently on someone's recommendation. There's an odd amount of potential, couple scenes I like, even a surprising amount of intrigue from Santa's disillusionment with the commodification of Christmas, being outcompeted by Amazon, and the demand for more cynical less personal presents be it vouchers, money, Fortnite bucks, etc but it squanders so much of it.

  • @RoxasNobody000
    @RoxasNobody0006 ай бұрын

    I didn't not expect that Shadow the Hedgehog reference sting.

  • @reval1989
    @reval19896 ай бұрын

    Something they could do is make Santa and Krampus the same person and you could do a Jeckyll and Hyde thing where he has to get pulled back after going too far

  • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
    @Beuwen_The_Dragon7 ай бұрын

    ^.-.^ well.. This was a.. Film.

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness5 ай бұрын

    29:00 Rags is close, but the way you do the Santa's Giftbag Weapons joke is this: you've got Santa by his sleigh, pinned down, rummaging through his big red sack for viable defensive weapons. and it's just stuff like DVD's teddy bears and cheese. and he finally gives up, and before dumping the bag he checks the label and it says "San Francisco" or some other non-offensive place. and he turns around to his sleigh, which is full of similar sacks, and the first bag he finds is something oddly specific like "South Central L.A." and it's full of RPG's and whatnot. or, you flip it, and the weirdly specific "violent" urban hell-zone destination is the one full of cheese while the one marked "Friendship, Rhode Island" is full of nukes or whatever.

  • @paperlionkid1787
    @paperlionkid17877 ай бұрын

    What a lovely suprise.

  • @williamhare4456
    @williamhare44567 ай бұрын

    Next year “Fat Man”! Mel Gibson is Santa and he has to face a hit man that a mob boss’ kid sent after him.

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown7 ай бұрын

    I remember there being another movie with the same concept of a badass Rambo Santa Claus that came out around the same time. Forgot what it’s called, but It’d be interesting to see if there is a big difference between these two movies.

  • @kevinvassar5075
    @kevinvassar50757 ай бұрын

    Little Sabaton at the end.....nice.

  • @SuperMegaGaelourde
    @SuperMegaGaelourde7 ай бұрын

    I honestly forgot I watched this movie. I now remember liking Santa, the Kid, and the dad. A little bit of Scrooge (he was mostly cringe), in a cartoon villian way. And I probably would've remembered it better, and liked it more, if the action scenes weren't so cheaply done and devoid of stakes. It had good gags, funny lines, and neat details, but the side characters felt like tired memes or planks of wood and the action was lazily coreographed. Oooo a fast spinning shot during a fight? The coreography must be good, a turning camera is action!

  • @daveyjones8969
    @daveyjones89697 ай бұрын

    I think your Rags is malfunctioning. Have you tried turning him off, then on again?

  • @thatitguy6812

    @thatitguy6812

    7 ай бұрын

    Wdym?

  • @blue_dreamed5141
    @blue_dreamed51416 ай бұрын

    Hey Mauler and co. hope 2024 is going well for you so far! I know good writing is fairly hard to come by these days but if you haven't seen any of the series Slow Horses I would strongly recommend you to take a look. Its themes are a little too adult to do any sort of live reaction (which is a travesty but the reality) but it has some fantastic writing and building of tension. Each season can stand by itself and while it is based on the books, there is no context needed coming into the series. Also has some incredible actors just doing their thing like Gary Oldman, Kristin Scott Thomas, Olivia Cooke (from House of the Dragon), Jonathan Price and more. It's a world of flawed characters, something I find to be very rare nowadays with your marvels and your star wars. I would be super interested to see your thoughts on it honestly.

  • @kwazhims3lf
    @kwazhims3lf7 ай бұрын

    get your candy sticks ready *_we're watching violent night!_*

  • @wwyd4akb
    @wwyd4akb6 ай бұрын

    I love the idea that the Norwegian govt is composed of various metal bands, and saddened that's likely not the case. p.s. love the music choice at 1:13:52

  • @aqua96870
    @aqua968707 ай бұрын

    We need a buddy cop film with this santa and Arnie's Mr. Freeze

  • @ptah4000
    @ptah40006 ай бұрын

    The sequel is a "The Santa Claus" / Dexter crossover where a serial killer accidently becomes Santa and uses delivering presents as cover for his nefarious activities.

  • @1701EarlGrey
    @1701EarlGrey7 ай бұрын

    Well, happy New Year and PEACE on Earth... even if you didn't liked this fiml!🎅🎄🎁

  • @JVLM07
    @JVLM076 ай бұрын

    The only disappointing think about this Efap movies was that it wasn't a double feature with Santa's Slay.

  • @sardoniclysane
    @sardoniclysane7 ай бұрын

    Mailman here, rags has the gist of it.

  • @weslayinit6078
    @weslayinit60787 ай бұрын

    Gotta love the use of Halo music, a great soundtrack for a great video!

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