"It's Untold.. Until it didn't" -Bilbo Balboa

@BeeWaifu

5 жыл бұрын

I see he wrote for the Destiny games.

@derpynerdy6294

4 жыл бұрын

For centuries Wolf have thrived Until he didnt I missed him so much

Just realized one of Drac's soldiers was the lead from The Protector. Makes this 10x funnier 😂

@miffedcuttlefish6139

2 жыл бұрын

Omg. I can't unsee that now.

@MassiveiusBiggus

2 жыл бұрын

How long is your bone?

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

"Thank you for your wise words, mommy." -Bilbo Baggins

Dracula: The last Batbender Book 1 The invasions of the Blindmen

@mrmackellar3337

5 жыл бұрын

Ledor Bloodraven everything changed when the blindmen attacked

@xxGamerX-cc2ho

4 жыл бұрын

What are the other 3 elements?

@amanibob1416

4 жыл бұрын

I read: The last Bartender *Lol!*

@albertdeluxe8966

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxGamerX-cc2ho Batbenders, Blindbenders and Genderbenders.

@xxGamerX-cc2ho

4 жыл бұрын

@@albertdeluxe8966 don't forget armor benders.

"Oh, he's got new armor now" "No, that's his old armor" "That's your opinion"

"We just saw an army of blind people fight a bunch of bats." I don't have anything witty or funny to add. It's just beautiful that we live in a world where this sentence can somehow be said.

@mikeoxlong1395

5 жыл бұрын

Said AND be true.

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

They really should have made a "blind as a bat" joke there. I am surrpised none of them thought of it.

@IamaCosmonaut

3 жыл бұрын

And that's not the stupidest fight scene anymore that includes people fighting bats, thanks to Batwoman.

@daskampffredchen9242

2 жыл бұрын

Were are under attack by bats

@MassiveiusBiggus

2 жыл бұрын

Do you work for the FBI?

It makes me laugh that Dracula didn't turn the love of his life into a vampire as she was dying. Even Twilight had the decency to do that.

@2ndlegend125

8 ай бұрын

I think that would be explained by Vlad seeing vampirism as a curse or something.

@bijibadness

6 ай бұрын

now I don't know the Dracula Untold mythos, but standard Dracula Vampire Mythos says that to be a vampire is to be Damned. not darned, Damned. capital 'D'. and I also don't know about you, but ensuring the love of MY life was Damned for eternity doesn't sound so hot an idea. if Vampires exist, probably so does the devil, and be Damned by the devil isn't anything I'd wish on anybody.

@koreancowboy42

5 ай бұрын

Vampirism, aka cursed immortality, comes with the cost of drinking blood alongside staying away from sunlight. Plus that imagine living through dozens of years having done most things in life and have lots of knowledge. What's the point of living if you ran out of things to do

Isn't not being able to see precisely why people are afraid of the dark?

@SvendleBerries

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, its the fear of the unknown. Now sure why they went with that, but there it is lol

@timriggs08

5 жыл бұрын

It's something a high school junior would think sounds profound, approximately 2 weeks before completely failing their first creative writing class (and never having the balls to take a philosophy class). Just goes to show that the budget on this movie did NOT go into writing.

@amanibob1416

5 жыл бұрын

It's ludicrous as fu*k, since the original quote/idea is: "It is normal to fear what shadows/darkness hides, for it is not the same as to fear darkness itself, but rather to be one with the mind to fear the threat of the unknown". Said hostile force(s) is unquantified and "unknown", yeah, but it's still clearly identifiable as a threat, so it's not like a kid being scared of the creepy monsty hidding under the bed. That's more like bearing witness to an exploding mountain, (turning into a volcano), ten feet from their/ your house... You don't plug your nose to stop smelling the smoke and say "well I guess everything is fine" when Pompeii's goes *Kaboom* In other words: If you know it's either a threat or at least the source, (area), of great danger, then you can either try to neutralize said danger/threat, or you either GTFO, or surround and isolate, (quarantine). Witch-hunt aren't coming from known facts leading to mass-hysteria and crusades didn't get funded, organized and conducted because of a need for resources. They'd rather die trying to "cleanse the evil" rather than just be told to put on blindfolds because they couldn't handle being frightened by some spooky sh*t. A few dudes being afraid is reasonable for the time, but a whole army? They were all trained and used as cannon-fodder or worse, so no way that a whole battalion, (or more), went batsh*t insane, running away from Batman, only to turn around and walk rapidly in formation with blind devotion once... Well... Once they got a lot of blindfolds. Stupid movies are stupid.

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

They did the blindfold so they cannot see the WHOLE ARMIES IMPALED ON POLES. Y'know? Bad for army morale.

@DC-hw7fw

3 жыл бұрын

@@timriggs08 You can't pay for intelligence and experience.

These sessions where Rags does his best to annoy Wolf are amazing.

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

Is this the Dishonored Wolf guy, aka the fake furry? I can see why Rags would annoy him, he is a real furry.

@Nidhoggrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot Except he's not either.

"You can't be afraid of what you can't see. Which is why blind people are fearless." Guess Birdbox is next on the menu.

@mad4song01

5 жыл бұрын

One might even say....they might be DAREDEVILs..... This is why I get paid the KZread big bucks.

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

I hope they review that crappy movie!

@baileylanore

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot which one?

Right off the bat we have a Rag's and Wolf argument I love EFAP so much

@bluedragon8417

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly they are the best anime rivalry ever, if not in the top three at the very least.

@bittern4464

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluedragon8417 I ship them Rag's and Wolf objectively have hate sex in my subjective opinion

@feelsbradman6793

5 жыл бұрын

'right off the bat' REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@yumeir8148

5 жыл бұрын

They even played the argument theme tune for the extra meme

@fratertzadkiel2863

5 жыл бұрын

Oddly, they are both wrong.

What a terrible night to have a curse. *Vampire Killer starts playing*

@tippity-toptown1725

5 жыл бұрын

What is a Rag's? A miserable little pile of massives!

@sugarysugarysweet

5 жыл бұрын

It was not by my objectivity that I am once again given my subjective opinions. I was called here by massives, who wish to pay me spider milk -Bilbacula Untonald Baginepes, EFAP #76

@lordofthepizzapie9319

5 жыл бұрын

@@sugarysugarysweet Spider milk?! You steal furries rhinos and make them your toxic brood. yiffkind ill needs a reviewer like you!

@alexlee4154

5 жыл бұрын

But enough critique HAVE AT YOU!

@Harrinsain

5 жыл бұрын

*Sono Chi No Sadame starts playing*

The kid that plays draculas son is rickon stark.

@MutantBamHammer

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, so that's where his career went. Off a fookin cliff

@Dunmerdog

5 жыл бұрын

Rickon tier lmao

@alexman378

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda funny how many Game of Thrones actors are in this. Rickon, Thoros, Tywin, Denys Mallister, and Charles Vane from Black Sails makes a cameo.

@The_Crimson_Fucker

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexman378 It's kinda funny how many GoT actors aren't going to have careers now. Even among the stars, most of what they've been in is utter dogshit. Even the chick that plays Sansa, she's the weakest part of Nu-Men movies and those were legitimately okay for, like, 15 minutes.

@sebastianhill9150

5 жыл бұрын

Mutale Mwananshiku Rickon tier character level

Vlad Tepes is such an awesome historical Character, its painful how Hollywood treats him

@cartooncritique6625

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Hollywood and History have never been on very good terms.

@ottersirotten4290

5 жыл бұрын

@@cartooncritique6625 True. If you want to see a decent Movie about Vlad, search for "Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula (2000)" its on KZread as well

@cartooncritique6625

5 жыл бұрын

@@ottersirotten4290 Thanks! I'll check it out. :)

@ottersirotten4290

5 жыл бұрын

@@cartooncritique6625 Nice, tell if you liked it after you watched

23:00 Maybe the armor forgot it could deflect the wooden stake.

@meris8486

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah the armour just kinda forgot it existed

@rafalemiec8683

5 жыл бұрын

Hey that's exactly like the full plate in got season eight

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

I think it has more to do that if a superhumanly strong monster will push it in your heart, it will go through metal. It IS pointy. Saying wood cannot penetrate armor, that means if they shot the guy with a pointy stick ballista it would not kill him?

“Dracula is this universe’s Thanos.” The obvious plan would be Cthulhu is the big boss. What with that being the only thing anyone remembers Lovecraft for, but that’s aside the point.

@nathanjora7627

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it’s not part of the classic monster gallery of the 50s monster movies. I mean, technically speaking since we follow the monsters Dracula could be both stark (as in : the intelligent guy who starts the series) and thanos (the big bas of the series).

The fear of the dark is literally caused by the idea that there's something in the dark that you can't see Wtf movie?!

@othertalk3313

Жыл бұрын

You just don't understand the mindset of the Hollywood writers who wrote this. Their fear of the dark stems from their inability to pay rent, electricity bills and so forth, which in turn triggers their crippling anxiety as they contemplate going back to working at Starbucks or some other profession in which their profound lack of creativity will not be a barrier to success. Vlad the Landlord is the true monster.

A context in which a blind army would kinda make sense: Palpatine orders someone to travel in time and kidnap Daredevil and make a shit ton of his clones.

@elijah8251

5 жыл бұрын

@* Nurse Joi * Dude the guy is blind he uses bat senses that he got from the Rhinos.

@monkeyinapanzer8805

5 жыл бұрын

But dare devil tends to get his power from some kind of accident that either causes blindness or he acquires the powers after having already been blind. So it’s pretty likely palpatine would end up with a clone army of just some guy that may or may not be blind and have no powers. Would make a good comedy movie at the very least as palpatine and Vader try and find a use for several million blind powerless clones

@matthiuskoenig3378

5 жыл бұрын

@@monkeyinapanzer8805 you could send the gie into the future to find out how dare devil got the powers

"I am owed 1000 boys" Do I want context for that?

>start video >immediately hear the bit with elevator music This is why I'm subbed.

I just love how Mauler and Rags are just dumbfounded by the whole blindfold thing

And my father’s final words were: “KEEP THAT IN MIND. WE’RE NOT DONE WITH IT, YET.”

one of my guilty pleasure movies

@NCHaskew

5 жыл бұрын

I watched it because of this and it is hysterically fun. Wish the Dark Universe could continue at that level

Dracule Untold: YoU cAn nOt fEaR wHat yOu CaNnOt SeE Me: So why are people afraid of the Dark?

@jayalpha9163

5 жыл бұрын

Because they're things hiding in the dark that they can't see because of the darkness.

@dylansmit3883

5 жыл бұрын

Because they can see the dark. Duh.

@dimas3829

5 жыл бұрын

cause you are alone. Being surrounded by your bros even in the total darkness is quite reassuring.

@unformedeight

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously because they can see the darkness

I actually liked Dracula Untold with the exception of a few things like the whole “men cannot fear what they cannot see” scene. I thought it was a much better attempt at starting a Monsters Cinematic Universe than The Mummy with Tom Cruise. That said, I would like y’all to do an EFAP on that.

@dusky5535

5 жыл бұрын

Most things are better than the mummy 2017

@gottesurteil3201

5 жыл бұрын

It is a guilty pleasure of mine, I am a sucker for vampire stories.

@vashviper9346

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree that this movie has a lot of stupid moments but I still subjectively like it. The guy who plays Dracula did really well I think, he LOOKS like a Dracula especially the screaming bits. I kinda like that he turns into bats too. He wasn't the first vampire to do it I am pretty sure.

@marvalice3455

5 жыл бұрын

There was zero reason not to use Brandon Fraser in the new mummy. ZERO!

@ProxyDoug

5 жыл бұрын

@@marvalice3455 He's too white to be the mummy.

"Wake up in the morning I got EFAP on my mind." -Bilbious Scipio Rag;giniou's circa 186 BC

@Seomus

5 жыл бұрын

I would have thought he had Hannabilous and his Wakandan War Rhinos on his mind. Hannabilous offers the best in rhino milk to the Roman cities he sacks.

You missed one thing... Early in the movie it's established that the protagonist is Vlad the Impaler, and perfectly capable of taking on an army without vampire powers. Just his presence on the battlefield would probably have been a victory, especially in the armor, which would have caused some of the Turks to flee.

@Galvatronover

2 жыл бұрын

So the vampire thing wasn’t needed

@cytorakdemon

Жыл бұрын

That's why the army was blindfolded, they can't be scared of Vlad the Impaler if they can't see him.

“Man cannot fear what they cannot see” That quote killed me

They gave Dracula the powers of The Mummy, which also was bizarre, but with bats instead of sand, wind, flies, scarabs, all swarming and/or shaped into human likenesses.

As usual, they have torches despite the fact that CANDLES were a thing in Medieval Europe...

@SgtKOnyx

3 жыл бұрын

And torches suck

4:12 Why am I suddenly remembering what Shad said about studded leather armour being historically inaccurate and useless?

It's amazing how Universal fucked up a concept they pioneered and managed to do so twice in a row.

Return of the elevator music!!

@TheDonDidNothingWrong

5 жыл бұрын

It's been awhile since that has happened

I wish they had done these as whole movies. It's way more fun when you can watch along.

You gotta love the continuity of that battle with the Bathand army. Thousands of bats biting tens-of-thousands of soldiers to death, plus Vlads army shooting flaming arrows into the army with what appears to be pretty precise shots. When the army leaves, about 60 Turkish corpses scattered on the ground. In some shots there appears to be none at all.

According to Amazon x-ray, Tywin's character is just "Master Vampire" :(

@mediadetective6104

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently he’s also Caligula

@Galvatronover

2 жыл бұрын

Man they should’ve got him to the play Dracula not Luke Evans

Came for Dankula untold. Stayed for pointless arguments.

@Galvatronover

2 жыл бұрын

I actually agree with them

@DragonFruitXVI

9 ай бұрын

@@Galvatronover About the face shadow on JP's face?

If you guys enjoyed watching this for EFAP movies you should watch In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and compare that to the recent GoT 😅

that first 1 minute and 15 seconds is how I wished dialogue was executed in all tv shows.

@TunezCottage

5 жыл бұрын

*25 seconds

@raidthanfl

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. Its entertaining, and realistic (meaning its the way friends have silly arguments)

DRACULA DON’T BITE HE SCRAPE AND LICK

@samwallaceart288

5 жыл бұрын

Le0 90 1 - SCRAPE, AND LICK. SCRAPE, AND LICK.

This makes me want an EFAP Movies for I, Frankenstein.

Who would win in a fight? An army of thousands of the most well trained soldiers in medieval times, armed to the teeth to destroy an entire other nation OR Some guy with bats who’s allergic to the sun

@P.T.S.E.

5 жыл бұрын

The allergic guy, obviously. Because his name is Batman!

@dimas3829

5 жыл бұрын

depends on how many bats does he have and how efficient he himself is at killing things.

@meleemastermaa1449

5 жыл бұрын

@@P.T.S.E. Did he had time to prepare though? Maybe he couldn't see the army coming.

Not even thirty seconds in and the “random event” elevator music starts 😂

I actually like this movie, a guilty pleasure I guess. Definitely a better starting point to the Dark Universe than the Mummy movie they tried afterwards

4:34 JLongbone would be pleased to know that the main actor from The Protector is in this film 😂

Schrödinger’s Film, haha, aptly put. I never bothered watching it 'cause I figured, "hey, it might not totally suck and if I don't watch it, the possibility of non-suckage remains". :oP

You have a good point Ragges. The movie title does say it is not meant to be spoken about

If You think this was great, check out Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 😂

@deathsdoor07

4 жыл бұрын

That movie's biggest sin is that it's boring.

@Galvatronover

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathsdoor07 i liked iot at first as a kid (but looking at it now dracula should have been the villain)

Tywin is not Dracula, Bard is, Draculea means son of the dragon, Vlad II the father of Vlad III was known as Dracul (The Dragon) because he was on a Christian order called the Order of the Dragon, even on the beginning they call him son of the dragon (Dracul meant the devil too, so it was his nickname under enemy forces too, given his cruelty and prowess in battle), his armor has a dragon, etc. Bard was Draculea from birth. Edit: Apparently Tywin is in truth Caligula, according to Wikipedia.

@ajsouza3720

5 жыл бұрын

Wait like the Roman Emperor Caligula???

@matthiuskoenig3378

5 жыл бұрын

@@ajsouza3720 many men can be called caligula, just like many are called Julius.

@gilsonpassos1047

5 жыл бұрын

@@matthiuskoenig3378 yeah, but it heavily implies it's *the* Caligula, it says "Charles Dance as Master Vampire / Caligula, the evil ancient vampire from the days of the Roman Empire who gives Vlad his vampiric nature and powers "

@gilsonpassos1047

5 жыл бұрын

@@ajsouza3720 Probably

@dyndu2074

5 жыл бұрын

@@matthiuskoenig3378 Caligula was a nickname. It means "little boot".

Thanks for the entertainment. You guys are funny. Love listening to your stuff at work.

But why are those bats so tough? Shouldn't the bats just die on impact? Since when are vampires known for summoning invincible bats of extremely high density?

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

Vampires are magic, and supernatural. Those aren't real bats. Think of them more like a magic attack. It looks like a fist made of bats but it is just magical force.

@Galvatronover

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot there’s nothing in the move that say otherwise so nope there just bats

The fact that I really enjoyed Dracula: Untold, The Wolfman, and The Mummy (1999) when I was younger yet didn’t know they were part of a thing called the ‘Dark Universe’ truly shows how Universal fucked up big time. When I was like 14 I would’ve loved that shit.

I love the extra editing you put into this one, compared to the last two. Keep up the good work!

Tywin Lannister, Rickon Stark and Thoros of Myr. Did these guys just hunt down every GoT actor they could find? Not to mention Dracula is wearing Rhaegar Targaryen's armour

Lord Farquaad is smart and cunning. Does that make him the Thanos of Shrek movies?

He drank her blood because he was going to lose his vampiric powers Charles Dance told Vlad he had three days to accomplish his mission. And the final day was when his son was kidnapped, his wife died & his people was almost slaughtered so Marina told Vlad to drink her blood. But good question why didn't he turn his wife?

@rooksclown316

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he could've drunk a little bit of her blood and then turn her

"Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th Student, lying hidden somewhere in this school… the one they call the Ultimate Despair, Watch out for her."

I love these edits. They’re amazing :D

That was good. Now to await the 17-hour reaction video of the disastrous finale of Game of Thrones tonight!

I quite liked the film tbh. Found the fact his armour turned to ash weird though, action was probably the best bit of the film though.

@Thurnmourer

5 жыл бұрын

@* Nurse Joi * Hm, let's see then... (Note this is going to be straw grasping and all around logic stretching.) The Sultan is alluded to as a father via the whole he needs his thousand boys and such. Parents I have sometimes known to tell their children that if they close their eyes, the scary thing will go away. The father in turn has his children blinded so they'll not be scared. Or... The Sultan's thought process was "These tales of monsters are just lies, but seen as my men are superstitious, I'll give them something that will stop them from seeing the impaled men we are likely to see during our march." Outside of that I got nothing, blinded army is stupid from the get go :U

me and my son saw this movie at the theater and really liked it, I was looking forward to a sequel. but, I laughed really hard watching this video.

19:45 And the Shooting Star meme returns lol Well done, Mauler!

Clearly I'm so glad I discovered you and your other channel! (thanks got)

I absolutely and unironically love this movie; but most (if not all) of the points you guys make against are completely valid. It's got a lot of issues or problems but I enjoy the hell out of it, and it was a welcomed surprise to see you all riff on it. (Would have loved to have heard Fringy's reactions and thoughts too, but I know he can't be in or on every efap related video.)

ive been looking forward to this

If you want a better rendition of Dracula, watch Hellsing Ultimate.

@jfacts49

5 жыл бұрын

No!

@filipstellberg8280

4 жыл бұрын

YAAASSS!!!

@SgtKOnyx

3 жыл бұрын

@@jfacts49 ok but yes

Wolf's right: I like JBP but that tattoo is cringy AF.

@hoonterofhoonters6588

5 жыл бұрын

If only Wolf understood how light works.

Van Helsing is the best vampire movie and Dracula movie ever. The Dynamic between Dracula and Van Helsing is amazing. The Elation when Dracula sees him, greeting him as an old friend. Its wonderful.

The dumb blinded guards broke me

They should have started the "Dark Universe" off with the Hugh Jackman Van Helsing movie. All they'd have to do is digitally scrub Kate Beckinsale from the film and rerelease it.

@a.n_9364

3 жыл бұрын

Not a bad idea that, but Why take her out? You get to look at woman

You guys are funny! yOu ShOuLd StArT a YoUtUbE cHaNnEl

Funny how the presence of a shark inspires less fear when it shrinks below the surface of the water........ Also why Charles Dance????

Dracula Untold was amazing. I loved it. Definitely thin on writing though. The blindfold reasoning is that they don't want the common soldier to know they're going up against a supernatural demigod. You think anyone would stick around after seeing a bat-nuke? Definitely not. There is some sense to it, though I don't know how they expect them to do anything other than die. I guess maybe they'd still be a presence and could occupy the castle- if they can get past its walls. Maybe they expected to be able to take dracula out by some other means and the soldiers were cannon fodder as a distraction. Or soviet style tactics.

I hope you guys make more of these.

I love the idea that the turkish general was calling his troops pussies for not wanting to march on Dracula, and was like "not only are we attacking, but you're marching blindfolded today."

I remember unironically enjoying this as a kid.

This was basically just an homage to Castlevania: Lords of Shadow.

Mauler, would you ever have dreamt that, three years later, Obi Wan would hide Leia under his coat? Oh, how innocent we were then....

One scene stands out in Dracula Untold. Charles Dance in the cave when Dracula drinks the blood. Awesome scene, but all the others tend to bring it down overall.

I love this film so much.

Ah another nice EFAP trailer and the return of the elevator music. Just what I needed.

On the blindness cures fear thing, there’s an episode of Monk where he loses his sight and suddenly his phobias go away. If he can’t see the world, he can ignore it.

OMG that conversation at the start, I lost braincells at the fact that Rags had to explain lighting XD

Wait, RICKON is in this movie???? Osha made it to Transylvania before she found the Umbers????

Walachian castle you mean because Vlad the impaler was lord of Walachia

This movie is ridiculous, but I love it. I can't believe it took me so long to watch this.

I remember actually realy lookig forward to this movie when the trailer first come out. I also remember laughing out loud in the cinema when I finaly watched this movie.

I remember going to see this in the theater, and I remember a trailer for a movie with Chris Hemsworth as a Hollywood hacker more than I remember the plot of this movie. Of course, I mostly remember that trailer because one of the people I went to see this with had a loud and visceral reaction to seeing that trailer.

9:40 - but Rags, he did let him know! In that scene, Charles Dance said he would hurt his child or love one. Luke Evans replies “I will die before I hurt my boy.” Charles Dance said “Yes, you will die!”

Ok! This movie just pissed me F off so god damn much! Why!? Because the Dracula story CAN work and CAN be awsome! All the importaint plot details are there both from the original book and the historycal person! Hellsing actualy manged to nail it both in the show(Ultimate and the abridged) and Manga! Sorry but I will do a litle bit of "How can we fix this" segment right here. . 1st off, I would have put this WHOLE thing into a quick sum up BEFORE the movie. . 2nd I wouldn't made a pre-Dracula vampire. He would be the first and strongest because of it. As of how he turns into Vampy it would come from hes impailings. You see Draculy or Vlad had a pretty shitty childhood in Turkish captivity so he hated them with a burning passion. Furthermore he was determand to protects he country what ever it takes. And this would give an excelent outline for hes fall. Basicly he would comit all kinds of atrocities and would even make a deal with the Devil once he see that he can't protect hes land from the imens force. And Thus the first Vampire is born and slowly but surly he would become more and more ruthless to the point where the Turks leave out of fear and dispite saving them hes people can't help but to be triifyed by him. Stories start floating around and since he has to feed every now and than the classic Dracula is borne. It's not that hard to make. . This is what I would do honestly, altough I can come op with other plot detals If I spend some time thinking it trough a bit more. (Also sorry but english isn't my first language so miss spelling happenes)

@magustobias8827

5 жыл бұрын

While I personally love the movie (but am not blind regarding the problems it has... eh... that was not an intentional pun...), I agree 100% with you that there should not have been a pre-Dracula vampire; some kind of demon, or warlock, or the Devil, or something should have taken the place of it. Or hell, maybe some unseen presence sort of like in Bram Stoker's Dracula (the film I mean).

@magustobias8827

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, also I agree completely about Hellsing nailing it; that's my favorite incarnation of Vlad/Dracula.

@GAdmThrawn

5 жыл бұрын

If you haven't seen Bram Stoker's Dracula, then I recommend it. It basically checks off your initial paragraph and your points.

@dricsi07

5 жыл бұрын

@@GAdmThrawn I saw it. And I think they went in a good direction with it. Altough the final product is a bit mixed for me.

@SPTX.

5 жыл бұрын

WTF? Hellsing is completely bonkers. Liked it, but it's not a good dracula story, and much more outrageous in that regard than this movie.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the reason you (Mauler) don't offer these commentaries as MP3 is because you sometime pause the movie to talk about something else? If that's the case, why not just edit the tracks so they match up to what appears on screen? You could put the tracks on Bandcamp and let people pay whatever they want from them. You could also do what YMS does and let someone else edit the tracks/movie for a "best bits montage" that you can post here on KZread. Hell, even I would have a crack at editing a short "Let's watch". Just a suggestion though. ;)

can't wait for the sequel.

Wolf: "keep that in mind... We're not done wi-" Me: "YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS"

gonna watch this movie now just so that i can watch this afterwards

Why didn't he just use his vampire army to consume the entire Ottoman Empire and the rest of the Islamic world?

@mad4song01

5 жыл бұрын

I mean like damn. He could've saved ALL the Armenians. 😂

@sexualyeti7023

5 жыл бұрын

@@CatNerfer3000 Then attack only at night. There is still night in the desert.

@alaricdelano8159

5 жыл бұрын

Never consume things completely,bend the Ottoman Empire to his will,make his son the new Emperor/Sultan. Get a Ventrue or typical world of darkness vamp set up. That way he can drink whenever he wants.

@dimas3829

5 жыл бұрын

cause that was not his goal. His goal was to free his land and then kill himself and other monsters so they wouldn't exist and wouldn't terrorize his people. And if he allowed this to continue there would be no telling whether he would be able to stop his own forces or not.

@alaricdelano8159

5 жыл бұрын

@@dimas3829 And this is why Dracula could never succeed in the Camilla.

Vampires give me flashbacks to Vietnam...

The NOSE is producing the shadow.

We need to fit the blind army into the EFAP lore somehow!

Jordan peterson on efap would get a million views.

@raidthanfl

5 жыл бұрын

Mutale Mwananshiku jordan peterson talking disney star wars vs george lucas star wars would be fantastic.

Help me wake up inside and save me from myself. Don't ask any questions, just give me a kiss.

"Nnnnnoooooooooo" "Why didn't he Vamp her?" lmao thank you Mauler