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@fletcherbullock7291

3 жыл бұрын

Love the video!!!

@Blackpheonix99

3 жыл бұрын

You guys should do more weapons training please!! Like arnis/escrima or kendo maybe get Doug marcaida

@Blackpheonix99

3 жыл бұрын

Jason: "is this toilet paper?...yeah I'm going to need that later..." Me: lmao no you won't!! (P.s. for those that don't know MREs are notorious for stopping you up like a bear getting ready for hibernation)

@FirstNameLastName-mt9ln

3 жыл бұрын

I already pre-ordered my labyrinth puzzle box

@eliasdaw5088

3 жыл бұрын

doesn't matter if civilians have mres. I'm a wildland firefighter and they deal those out in the truckload 🤣 +The Modern Rogue

*Steve1989MREInfo laughing in Boer Wars era rations*

@thedrewsite

3 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@roberthudson2208

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping someone would have beat me to it. Nice!

@williamholland2969

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s get this out on a tray

@richielambert725

3 жыл бұрын

Nice hiss

@obscurehooligan3178

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

steave1989mre: *laughing through a mouth full of 200 year old meat dust*

@Tgkjj

3 жыл бұрын

was looking for a steve comment Nice

@elliotcutliff7779

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Judgement_Kazzy

3 жыл бұрын

Brian: "not sure this one's safe" *takes another bite* Steve would be proud.

@pronouncedgooglewithat

3 жыл бұрын

Let's get this onto a tray...

@SkyTrashActual

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

How they eat these is like how it actually is in the military. You either hate MREs like Jason (and will starve in the woods), or revisit your childhood with every meal like Brian.

@boid9761

2 жыл бұрын

Or Steve who developed an immune system and gut biosphere designed to consume "food" over more than half a century old

@BigSchlebowski

2 жыл бұрын

@@boid9761 they need to make a probiotic drink using steves gut flora We would transcend into like dogs able to eat raw meat and drink still water lol

@boid9761

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigSchlebowski Humanity will reclaim their Ice Age endurance by then

@jonathankhuzkian6419

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. I loved them when dad brought them home. I'm still trying to figure out where to get some cause they are nice for a real quick meal.

@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathankhuzkian6419 Well, I guess the web would be the first place to look. It’s not actually illegal to sell them, just discouraged by the military and government, so you should be able to find them on your common sell stuff website.

"Oh my god, I just realized I can mix the peanut butter and the chocolate!" You sir, just became an MRE chef.

@ChrisLeeW00

Жыл бұрын

There should be a merit badge for that lol

For those wondering: Yes, they do STILL say "rock or something".

@spacesabove8780

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. Just ate a basically new one (2018) today and that's what it said

@Troublingarcher7

3 жыл бұрын

If it ain't broke don't fix it

@Whiskey_Assassin

3 жыл бұрын

Only the most advanced technical terminology is allowed in MREs

@FitzPenn

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer to use a something, it adds better flavour than the rock

@EricJAllain

3 жыл бұрын

The instructions are for people who also need claymores to have labels on which side points to the enemy. If it didn't say "or something" at least one of the guys from my unit would still be wandering iraq looking for a rock

"Not sure this one's safe" Takes another massive bite.

@azzuo6957

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna like but you're at 69 rn

Brian! I have good(-ish) news for you. That *twisty* taste of the chocolate was somewhat intentional (and therefore likely safe). Milton Hershey company created a process that extended the life of milk chocolate by partially souring the milk to prevent it from fully souring. A byproduct of this partial souring is one of the same chemicals that is found in vomit, butyric acid. This process was created during wwii to allow the soldier to have chocolatein their rations and is why Hershey became so popular. After the war the soldiers came home and had normal milk chocolate that didn't need its shelf life extended. The soldiers were upset that it didn't taste like they remembered, so Hershey started selling their specialized chocolate to the public. Other chocolate producers followed suit and now the majority of American chocolate undergoes this process, although at a lower amount. Fun fact, this is why other countries complain about the taste of american chocolate. This is also part of what makes imported chocolates taste so much better in comparison.

@byte.mp311

Жыл бұрын

That would explain why I hate Hershey's chocolate, it was always that bitter "twisty" taste. Thanks for the info

@Cheerybelle

11 ай бұрын

mmm soured vomit chocolate my favorite

You know steve1989 said "nice hiss" when he opened the crackers.

@wren7195

3 жыл бұрын

"THIS APPLESAUCE HAS A STAIN ON IT!!!!" and I can't for the life of me remember who said that........ Steve's a boss. And younger than me. I expire in another six years though

@Mr_Macabres_Tales35516

3 жыл бұрын

Probably said let's get this on a tray to

@braedonlewis1487

3 жыл бұрын

Let's get this on the tray

@muradinstormforge

3 жыл бұрын

Let's get this on a tray. Nice!

@asher8085

3 жыл бұрын

@T2kx devil Man this comment got me all excited thinking he was actually going to be on this episode🤣🤣🤣damn you for getting my hopes up haha

New modern rouge channel called “Modern Rouge Eats” or MRE for short

@kylebishop9519

3 жыл бұрын

R O G U E. R O G U E. R O G U E. Brian's been spelling it for you four years! 😆

@jackdidathing3716

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylebishop9519 R O G U E

@nienke7713

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for the "The Modern Rouge" spin-off make-up channel

@gravysamich

3 жыл бұрын

make it happen shwood!

@nienke7713

3 жыл бұрын

@@RICDirector That could be an option, or it's Brian and Jason doing some camouflage make-up stuff or something, who knows...

Brian: "Watch me consume!" Jason: *existential crisis commences*

@charlespedersen5752

3 жыл бұрын

also, Jason: you wont Brian: don't tempt me

@ecamiran4004

3 жыл бұрын

Jason has the right face.

Alternate title: Brian eats "food" and Jason has a mental breakdown.

@rendnx

3 жыл бұрын

nice

After the first 8 minutes, Brian never spoke with an empty mouth. He was just lovin it so much. Seriously enjoyed seeing you guys almost swap roles, with Brian being the dude saying, “come on its not that bad,” and Jason looking on with total disgust and confusion.

Brian: Grows out his hair. Voraciously eats quarter century old snacks. Describes the taste as "twisty". That boy's on drugs.

@hapymine9632

3 жыл бұрын

Smokeing too mutch weed

@aidenmiller3832

3 жыл бұрын

He’s practicing for the weed episode

@hapymine9632

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenmiller3832 a gentlemen guide to weed.

@sunnohh

3 жыл бұрын

@@hapymine9632 as long as he can spell, he can smoke all the weed he wants....

@HayabusaRyuu

3 жыл бұрын

*Gong*

Next up on The Modern Rogue: Brian resets the injury counter with botulism and dysentery

Jason: Thinking... 'Ohh, Ohhh... That's what "twisty" is' Me: TEARS

“I will take a full-on bite out of that Tang brick.” “No you won’t. No you will not.”

"Saltines are not great" said that man who eats lightbulb glass LOL

@mynamethog1151

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, literal light bulbs would probably be a more enjoyable eating experience than ungodly stale saltines

@DoubsGaming

3 жыл бұрын

wait he ate lightbulb glass? what video was this?

@guppyvo

3 жыл бұрын

@@DoubsGaming a very old scam school video from 2012

@overthinking3573

3 жыл бұрын

@@mynamethog1151 its vacuum sealed, literally cannot go stale.

@jeremybabin7435

3 жыл бұрын

@@overthinking3573 yeah going stale is the least of their worries with the saltines hahaha

"Nice." - Steve1989MREInfo

@F_lippy

3 жыл бұрын

Let's get this out on the tray

@ThePaulooza

3 жыл бұрын

Nice hiss :)

@gryphonprovenzano3156

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssss someone else noticed

@gryphonprovenzano3156

3 жыл бұрын

@7:58 nice hiss...

@Reddotzebra

3 жыл бұрын

At least we don't get "Ewwwwwww, it's BOTULISM!"

It's times like these that I remember that Brian started out as carnie folk, and I'm so happy about that.

@nicestpancake

2 жыл бұрын

Not me having heavy inspiration for my next DND character;

I can just see Brian's epitaph now: "Here lies Brian Brushwood. He ate one to many 25 year old MRE's. Jason Murphy was right all along."

New Slogan: Modern Rogue, Just a little bit twisty.

@Taz86

3 жыл бұрын

I swear to god if this isn't a shirt by Christmas I'm unsubscribing

@microArc

3 жыл бұрын

it's gotta be written in that cursed crooked font 😂

Brian chowing like a true GI. Trading components, mixing components lol.

@mumzly1

3 жыл бұрын

That was the proper experience. I know I'd be trading off that fig bar for some freeze dried peaches, or a cookie bar.

@cjohnsonwow

3 жыл бұрын

@@mumzly1 you quickly learned who traded what in your unit so you could get the meal you preferred.

@NavySeal2k

3 жыл бұрын

@@cjohnsonwow We had a mosquito net on a branch so no animals can get to it with our "leaf a part take a part" MRE (EPA actually) buffet.

@AlbertoDsign

3 жыл бұрын

@@NavySeal2k leaf?

@NavySeal2k

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlbertoDsign leave! English is not my first language and when I type fast in the middle of the night my brain substitutes words that sound right ;P

Brian fun fact: “vegan” was a term coined by Donald Watson in the UK in November 1944.

"Getting food poisoning" Speedrun any% no glitches 26:48 WR

@user-gv4mw9nh9m

2 жыл бұрын

Brains the world champ put the award on his grave

SteveMRE is gonna be watching this like "WHERE ARE YOUR TRAYS?!"

@gregsvlogs7366

3 жыл бұрын

But he is gonna hear that hiss and say "nice hiss"

@sohamdas7314

3 жыл бұрын

He's gonnna see this and be like: noobs

@iamtoast3397

3 жыл бұрын

@@sohamdas7314 "bet you didn't even get botulism"

@therising1

3 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@gotohellfast1986

3 жыл бұрын

Its quality

I was really hoping for a "Let's get this out on a tray. Nice!", but then I saw Brian eat everything that was gross and realized that they probably have never watched a video on old MREs

@Klobilob

3 жыл бұрын

Steve1989MREInfo is a legend

This just reinforces my idea that Brian wasn't faking it when he became a changeling.

@gluttonousgoddess

3 жыл бұрын

What video was that?

@Ironthrash

3 жыл бұрын

@@gluttonousgoddess I think it was one of the potato cannon ones

Watching Brian getting so excited over rations is so precious.

"Is that a moist towelette?" "No it's a dry towelette. Not even moist." Boys, that's toilet paper. And it's woefully to little of it too accommodate the shits you're going to have in a few hours if you go anywhere near the "Chili with Beans" MRE. For the record, one of the funniest episodes you guys have ever done. Ranks up there with the Hot Pepper Gauntlet for me. Edit: That GI cheese is why you only get three squares from a shit roll. It will back you up so far Brian's hair will be spiky again.

@agardvepo119

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@stephenketcham4179

3 жыл бұрын

Meals Refusing to Exit.

@Gene-nm2fi

3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@amadonbeanz9631

3 жыл бұрын

I cant breath. Send help.

@PaTThRaX

3 жыл бұрын

Center te. E. D. Nd s. S. And then Joseph being super the phone

I'll have what Brian smoked before this was taped.

@megmagruder7124

3 жыл бұрын

Totally!

@blakeaustin4250

3 жыл бұрын

thinking the same thing lol

@hapymine9632

3 жыл бұрын

If you find it let me know.

@GodsGladiator

3 жыл бұрын

I need his plugs number lol 😂

@Glocktopus129

3 жыл бұрын

Ok so it wasn’t just me that was thinking he was a bit twisty lol

Having been in the military for a number of years I can honestly say that Brian gets it

The Guys: "Oh, this is a bag to mix your tea in!" Me: "BRIAN NOOOOOO"

19:55 "I assume garlic is a preservative. I mean, it keeps Vampire's away, right?" - greatest comment ever mentioned by the human race

Brian: "Careful, we'll start a fire!"/"Maybe we should wear eye protection."/"We need gloves if we're going to use knives." Also Brian: "Botulism? Never heard of it. om nom nom nom"

I think my favorite part is when Brian pours Tabasco sauce on the cracker, looks at it for a second as if contemplating life choices, and then just goes full-send XD

Picks up the FRH “Oh, a tea mixing bag!”

@smilysht238

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing expecting them to drink it, then Jason had to ruin it.

Shoutout to Steve1989MREInfo on KZread! This is stuff he does REGULARLY and it's sooo entertaining, love that Modern Rogue is making a video like this.

@tdolan500

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@skyehimalaya8047

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@eshaanbidarakoppa5738

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@nathanmann6805

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@chetmcgovern9985

3 жыл бұрын

Nice.

Brian in the apocalypse eating like a king, dies on the toilette ... Jason in the apocalypse eating nothing, dies by starvation ...

Brian is just like Steve1989MREinfo: "Im not eating this --- well just a bite"

"oh this is for mixing your drinks" oh no OH NO DONT DO IT

@wenzelilustre9128

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine dying on your ruck because you drank the forbidden hot water

@GwenShep

3 жыл бұрын

They made me panic at so many points good god am I glad they didnt drink out of those. But I do wonder how they'd feel about the mre's actually hot

@gabrielshen3299

3 жыл бұрын

@@GwenShep wait what happens if they used the mixey thing

@overestimatedforesight

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielshen3299 The flameless ration heater reacts with water to produce a lot of heat. This heats your food, but whatever chemicals they use to do that are almost certainly poisonous (in addition to the getting really hot part)

If Steve1989MREinfo isn't mentioned in this video I am going to be upset.

@badd2049

3 жыл бұрын

right, i love that channel.

@TheeCapN

3 жыл бұрын

i think that when he said "Dead KZreadrs" he was refering to Steve, which is really upsetting. im un subbing for that

@aidanquiett668

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheeCapN No? The editing made it pretty clear they were referring to accidentally killing themselves with old food

@Zelmel

3 жыл бұрын

More like ashens.

@thedailysavant32

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheeCapN bruh

Brian is eating his MREs properly with trading and mixing and jason is the one to die first in a war movie. Brian would stay alive just for plot and comedic relief, but jason is for sure dying first.

so far we know that Jason is fine with basically any form of External Damage to his body, but will not eat anything that can cause Internal body Damage. and brian is still a wild-card.

@spartin1173

Жыл бұрын

Well hes a fire eater so im not sure his taste buds really work anymore he’ll eat anything anyone suggests he eats

Brian was literally me when i would go on a field exercise, when you're gone for a week and bored you experiment with your MRE's lmfao

brian's new show where he eats ancient MREs and interviews celebs: Old Ones

@Squoosifersass

3 жыл бұрын

"Cracking open an Old One with the boys"

@eurydice2322

3 жыл бұрын

Hot ones, cold ones, now old ones

Brian, you are 100% justified! About two and a half years ago, I was playing GTA5 in the dark and accidentally ate the packet from my jerky bag. Old Trapper Peppered Beef Jerky for life! Also, I have had peanut butter and eggs. Not as bad as you'd think.

"This tastes like a really good chocolate bar that someone vomited on just a little bit" -Brian "Lightbuld Eater" Brushwood

I have watched every one of your episodes. I found your channel during a bad time, and you helped me get through it. Thank you for everything.

This episode. we uncover brian's weird eating stories, and terminology.

All the comments about Steve1989MREinfo gives me hope in this KZread community.

I don't think I've ever seen Jason this uncomfortable. I love it.

"Toilet paper, going to need that later." No you won't.

@mikefelty2625

3 жыл бұрын

I said the same thing. Those things will clog you up.😁

@kevincameron8437

3 жыл бұрын

Thought the same thing.

@ussenterncc1701e

3 жыл бұрын

😂 I went 12 days without shitting, eating only MREs and poggy bait, when it finally caught up to me I thought I was giving birth.

@iancoleman6773

3 жыл бұрын

Not unless they chew the gum 😬

Jason "do you have a will" Brian "a will to live" Probably the most bad ass thing I've heard him say

Those MRE's look basically identical to brand new ones.

@dustinyoung2211

3 жыл бұрын

Darn close the colors are a bit off on the food though

@capt.raptor4650

3 жыл бұрын

@@dustinyoung2211 _probably just a different factory_

@squeaky9715

3 жыл бұрын

@@capt.raptor4650 is there less people vomiting on the manufacturing line? I like my food a little *twisty*

If Brian and GMM's Link ever film something together, they'll either create something truly amazing or end up in the hospital. Or more likely, both.

i wish my mom packed me a lunch like this. also I love that an official millitary thing says "rock or something"

“It’s brown cheese!!!” Brian: that just means it’s fancy... it’s French 🤣😂🤣😂

Brian: *eats chocolate bar older than most of his viewers* Brian: I don’t this is safe also Brian: *continues eating it*

@Reddotzebra

3 жыл бұрын

As long as it doesn't contain nuts, it's totally safe. If it contains nuts it's still safe-adjacent but falls into the "might wish it had killed you" category.

@SharienGaming

3 жыл бұрын

the choclate is probably the least dodgy thing in that whole package - chocs tend to last pretty long even under normal conditions

"I'm concerned about you man!" -This entire shows existence.

I love how for the U.S. one, they got the whole MRE instead of just one meal from it. In the whole of the British MRE, you get sweets (usually gummy bears and lollipops), chewing gum, and energy drinks to name some nice things in there other than the meals.

Weird episode, usually Brian is the wimpy careful one and Jason goes reckless.

@wren7195

3 жыл бұрын

"Here we are at the Whisky Wizarding School, where we're going to enjoy some 140 year old delicacies...." *Jason finally sees JUST the rations.....* "....nnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOOO-----------"

"Sasquatch's toe jam" and "corpse foot", thank you Jason for adding those words to my lexicon. :D

@MarcSiqueira

3 жыл бұрын

These would be awesome names for grunge and metal bands! Imagine seen "Sasquatch's toe jam concert" advertisement on a street wall, i dont care, i'm going in! hahahaha

Jason called Brian brave for eating all that...but we all know it’s just cause Brian thinks things like “cheese doesn’t go bad”

@Sniperboy5551

8 ай бұрын

He could be the next Stevemreinfo

You can tell Brian was a magician. Years of experience introducing foreign objects in his mouth.

No shot that Brian isn't high af, he's literally me when high lmao

@ViviSectia

3 жыл бұрын

They were sponsored by some CBD company not too long ago. I'm sure they kept using the samples.

@Jay-st6sl

3 жыл бұрын

@@ViviSectia CBD doesn't get you high like THC in regular flower

@ToxicMrSmith

3 жыл бұрын

Not everyone is a degenerate bud. Some people just enjoy their jobs.

@Ano0onymouse

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicMrSmith being high doesn't make you a degenerate LMFAO

@ryansease1115

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicMrSmith lib

"It's 1,200 calories *and* tax deductible." I felt that.

So as an EMT, this whole video just seems like a call where I would really be trying hard not to laugh or put my hands over my face after asking "So what were you doing today that led to you call 911?'. and then I can imagine Brian looking like death trying not to puke and Jason standing over him going "He pretty much ate 2 whole 25 year old MRE's for a youtube video".

When I did my military service in Sweden in the 90s I had what we called "Gold Cans" they were Steel and tin cans from the late 50s and 60s and we had them regularly. Also we had chocolate from the 30s to the 60s regularly. :D

@eooyz2696

2 жыл бұрын

I had one of those in 2012 during the beret exercise. Haven't seen one since though...

@BolinFoto

2 жыл бұрын

@@eooyz2696 They don't use them anymore it's all bags now the MRE kind. My son did his military service a few years ago and there was a checkbox for "are you a Vegan?" on the application form... I had to call them and ask if it was a joke and they said "No why do you think it's joke?" and I replied "Because who in their right mind thinks that they can't eat meat and then shoot and kill a human?" And also I told them that in a war scenario are you really expecting things to be so well off that the common soldier can pick and choose what we eat? And that in a fox hole I wouldn't like to have someone next to me falling asleep and being distracted because all they had to eat was a salad. But hey it's the way the world turns now I guess...

"that pig was alive when reagan was alive...just think about that" No sir...I don't think I will

@wave1090

3 жыл бұрын

That pig has been dead since Clinton's first term!

Brian's right about the jerky thing, those silica packets are sneaky plastic landmines just ASKING to be eaten

@kringla55

3 жыл бұрын

It's true😂😂

@kutsen39

3 жыл бұрын

I have bitten down on them more than once.

You know, they always say, “Brian will eat anything,” on the show, and I’ve seen him eat lard, rusty ramen, and then some... but toxic Tabasco, 25 year old cheese that was probably kept in a warm storage house the whole time, and saying, “This is great!” just brings it home for me.

@ludi3444

Жыл бұрын

And yet he won't eat mayonnaise

Dude. 100% Brian should have an old MRE interview show. Good Questions Bad Food

I need a followup. Was Brian okay after this? Has he been a ghost the whole time??

@overthinking3573

3 жыл бұрын

He's fine, his shit won't be. Since they've never had one before, he's probably not gonna poop for 3 days and then a LOG will destroy his asshole

@Imasuky

3 жыл бұрын

@@overthinking3573 reset the injury counter for Brain's butt

@TheDirtyBum900

3 жыл бұрын

I remember my first post mre poop couldve used it as a war club

Brian is right, the pack in the jerky is EXACTLY like the jerky.

@jameslwjtoler

3 жыл бұрын

That's true, but I still haven't ever eaten one

@ToozdaysChild

3 жыл бұрын

You people are insane, they're NOTHING alike.

@jrheiselt

3 жыл бұрын

That is why I always fish out the pack as soon as I open the jerky.

@hentaihero2201

3 жыл бұрын

It just ISN'T though!

@charaznable8869

3 жыл бұрын

To hungry man there close enough. I to always fish it out but I could see how it happens.

As a Marine myself I can say those probably tasted just as good as a "fresh" mre. Try a veggie omelet if you want a real trip. Beef brisket with jalapeño cheese was always my favorite

@jonathankhuzkian6419

2 жыл бұрын

Jalapeño cheese and veggie crackers are my favorite snack from them, lol

"This is like a roofing shingle." Allow me to introduce you to the MRE Two Cracker / Two Minute Challenge. The PB is good, but that cheese spread, even when "fresh," is still banned in 17 countries as a bio-chemical weapon.

Remember when Brian couldn’t handle pickles on his burger

Man, Jason's gonna flip when he finds Steves' MRE channel (Steve1989MREinfo)

I have watched this episode at least 5 times and I DIE at “Twisty” every time 😂

Narrator: This is the moment scientists pinpointed when the zombie apocalypse started

imma use "Twisty" to describe anything that's slightly iff cause its so accurate with only *one* word.

@HayabusaRyuu

3 жыл бұрын

*Gong*

That Hissing is probably a good sign. If it is under vacuum then when opened air will rush in causing a hiss sound.

@clintonleonard5187

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. That's why you can eat them after 25 years. If the packaging keeps oxygen out then it can't go bad.

@StereoTyp0

3 жыл бұрын

Nice hiss!

Brian you're definitely not the only one who's eaten a silica gel pack. The poison control guy proves it- "silic" "You'll be fine. eat the whole thing if you want."

I like that you add fact checks with sources haha

"Two men give themselves botulism over the course of 25 minutes"

@Reddotzebra

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, that requires some very specific growth conditions and modern MREs are designed to not provide those. I'm not saying there isn't a chance you could get botulism, I'm saying that things would have to have gone pretty wrong somewhere in the process for that to happen. Generally you just risk indigestion from hell and rancid nuts.

@gravysamich

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reddotzebra rancid nuts is my porn name... i'll see myself out

@exohead1

3 жыл бұрын

Those old MCIs will give you botulism, though, if you aren’t careful

i'm honestly wanting an update on Brian's health after this one lol

@overthinking3573

3 жыл бұрын

He will be constipated for 3 days but he's fine

@itsyourenotyour9101

3 жыл бұрын

Constipation with explosive diarrhea trapped behind it.

@overthinking3573

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsyourenotyour9101 I've never had a problem with them but when I was in basic we have a "beast week" (fucking lame I know) and we have MREs for lunch, and one dude didn't shit the entire week. Last day, he dropped a log bigger than my fuckin neck and they had to remove it from the toilet. It wouldn't break up to flush

I remember getting these at an Army surplus store when I was in Boy Scouts for a backpacking trip. They were bland and meh, but filled you up and were easy to cook. I was very glad I wasn't like the kids that brought only top ramen or cans of food.

I love your videos, MR! Honestly just rewatching you two have so much fun in these videos helps so much to remember the good days on the bad ones. Thank you, Brian and Jason, and to everyone behind the scenes!!

Almost all of that looks like a “new” MRE that you would get issued today. The heater is a fun prank with a water bottle half full and put the top back on.

@Ghosty_jalapeno

3 жыл бұрын

Water bottle, heater, and a little hot sauce. Mix together and screw lid on

Weird that they let Brian co-host an episode with both Jason and his tapeworm but I like the new direction of the channel

I love that Brian will eat literally anything presented to him, no question

When I was in the Marine Corps, we used to trade MRE items between each other as a secondary form of currency because cash don't matter in the field, chocolate peanut butters do. :)

Steve1989 and I are watching and thinking, yeah, I’ve eaten all of that.

Cheese tortellini were my go to MRE. Next time you need to get the full soldier experience and make the makeshift explosive with the heater and a water bottle. Edit: looks like the crackers are the same as “fresh” MREs

@jrheiselt

3 жыл бұрын

Just don't be a jerk and put the tobacco in it.

Happy new Year from Germany! Just discovered your channel. You guys are awesome.

still one of my go to episodes when i am wanting a fun time. its great. love it

that was a little bit "twisty" 😂😂😂😂 absolutely cursed description

"The Modern Rogue is running out of ideas please send help." - Robot McRobotvoice

@jmatonis

3 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with a filler show? :)

@LaskyLabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmatonis there's nothing wrong actually. These two are funny as hell and I'd watch them do almost anything. I'm just clowning a bit is all.

@Carbon2861996

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Dresspants Robotman?

@LaskyLabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@Carbon2861996 I said Robot McRobotface because my dumbass couldn't remember his name.

@Carbon2861996

3 жыл бұрын

@@LaskyLabs That's alright. What a silly name anyway.

I was expecting to hear, "Let's get this out on a tray-nice!" at some point...not sure why.