Phew man, I'm so happy SCP-049 didn't escape. It's actually SPC - 049 that we have to worry about.

@KarenLopez-y8q

2 жыл бұрын

What if i told you SCP aint real, relax bro

@fieron4106

2 жыл бұрын

@@KarenLopez-y8q no need to hate on a friendly conversation. i dont think anyone is stupid enough to believe scp is real. so how about YOU calm down?

@kowhaifan1249

2 жыл бұрын

@@KarenLopez-y8q nah bro scp is def real

@number42iscool

2 жыл бұрын

@@fieron4106 who's gonna r/woooosh this guy? i ain't gonna do it

@number42iscool

2 жыл бұрын

@@fieron4106 I waited 2 weeks for an r/woooosh. I'm doing it myself. r/woooosh

Yeah! The SPC! Welcome to the Shark Punching Centre!

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

Wait you punch sharks?

@zgredzgred15

2 жыл бұрын

In Shark Punching Centre... We punch sharks!

@stopreplyingtomyoldcomments

2 жыл бұрын

When you leave all you will think about is *punching sharks*

@0_L3XX_0

2 жыл бұрын

@@chesed_yt1 who doesnt?

@eclipseyoli2051

2 жыл бұрын

All is well till the sharks start punching back 🤣

Funny that it keeps saying SPC instead of SCP, though the Shark Punching Centre has Nothing to do with This

@Im_Local

2 жыл бұрын

What if the shark punching centre is broadcasting these eas alerts?

@salmonthefirst

2 жыл бұрын

🤔

@dawnbigelow73

2 жыл бұрын

@@Im_Local maybe scp 049 is a shark?

@Im_Local

2 жыл бұрын

@@dawnbigelow73 we need a shark punching center eas from this channel!

@goldenpilot7689

2 жыл бұрын

bro I would love to punch sharks rather than a friggin plague doctor

"If you feel an abnormal sense of unease or anxiety, assume the worst." As if I don't already do that.

@cyberneticsquid

2 жыл бұрын

relatable

@Kingsmartie6951

2 жыл бұрын

Good to see some like minded people

@iPhone3GS_68

2 жыл бұрын

Well if this is symptoms of it I’m the fucking monster going by how much unease and anxiety I have

@unluckybystander7555

2 жыл бұрын

Medal for best username and pfp

@Mansi218

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao same here it's the paranoia 💀✋

"They are not your loved ones anymore" Ok that's disturbing and I love it

@furcorn9804

2 жыл бұрын

If you manage to love them then are they your loved one again

@NagitosWifeSpotty

2 жыл бұрын

it truly is, but for me it just felt more sad something about that just feels really sad

@RoboEyeglass101

2 жыл бұрын

@@furcorn9804 if you love them its too late you're dead

@neferpoyaz4037

2 жыл бұрын

@@NagitosWifeSpotty cause of the fact that they are gone, like in a second with the most unexpected threat that you can't do anything againts it.

@stachcraft

2 жыл бұрын

666th like

Imagine if it’s Halloween and this happens out of nowhere: Tons of people are bound to be dressed like plague doctors Chances are you can only detect reanimated people by their actions Everybody will be wearing a costume while chaos ensues

@TheJJr_

2 жыл бұрын

That's one realistic Zombie!

@d1kgaws12

2 жыл бұрын

Solution: if you want to be dressed as a plague doctor, follow these steps Step 1: look up SCP 049 Step 2: now you know which kind of plague doctor to NOT dress up as Step 3: wear any other plague doctor style Step 4: hope people’s instincts don’t get the best of them when you walk past.

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

Someone from Nine-Tailed Fox grabs you and shakes you down because your costume is too good-

@badbraingotobed7640

2 жыл бұрын

There is a short story based on this scenario, but with '106. Called Treats.

@felixf-mk7cf

2 жыл бұрын

If the EAS broadcast says lavender can be calmed by the subject, I would cover myself in lavender.

"please remain calm", proceeds to blast your ears with 10 layers of distortion to creep you out

@figure9883

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@bbblue8880

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@mizuki7yearsago626

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

I love how they say that he might just watch you and nothing else, meaning he could just be staring at you while you take a piss

@Rumins-ja09s

2 жыл бұрын

You never know he might need samples to test you

@oliverparis3361

2 жыл бұрын

i mean, he is a medieval plague doctor, this is probably his idea of reality tv.

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

"My new patient appears to be...eating something unhealthy, watching a show about colorful horses and crying..."

@Rumins-ja09s

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.altoclef9255 I do believe he has more than the pestilence I need to call some friends

@malimations

2 жыл бұрын

Or looking through a keyhole whilst you get changed

049 just wants to take a walk every once in a while man 😩

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

*gangsta paradise intensifies*

@theyoyofool1959

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@manopokemonpelado6355

2 жыл бұрын

Let the *borb* have his little morning walk,damnit!

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to get his steps in to stay healthy, y'know?

@Mark16757

2 жыл бұрын

Homie needs to stretch his legs

"They are not your loved ones anymore" I find this part very sad... Imagine seeing your best friend or your brother or parents coming towards you, knowing you have to kill or escape someone you used to and likely still love that wants to rip you apart...

@BlueYT1107

2 жыл бұрын

You wouldn’t be able to kill them anyway, so you would be forced to run as fast as humanly possible

@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh

2 жыл бұрын

i got a contingency for anyone i like betraying me. have you ever seen a beholder? yeah, that. i have planned for every possible outcome and decision they will make

@Haruwhugo

2 жыл бұрын

I teared up when u said parents

@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh

2 жыл бұрын

@@Haruwhugo if you think about them as completely different people it helps

@Haruwhugo

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh well yeah

*"Lavender has been known to have a calming effect on the subject."* Me: **Casually takes my time to safely go to the flower store and buy me some Lavender to protect myself from SCP-049**

@Nonesens8557

2 жыл бұрын

@IntiplayzRB you almost spawned scp 049 by saying "ill"

@tatteredandtorn

2 жыл бұрын

Me who loves lavender and has lots of it: *I see this as an absolute win*

@BogusmanTheSwagman

2 жыл бұрын

It's a good thing I have lots of incense I guess...

@hewhoeatsthesandvich1202

2 жыл бұрын

*spc

@Mikewee777

2 жыл бұрын

I am allergic to lavender. I am doomed .

I like the vibe of the creepiness in the this EAS system. do scp-173 next!

@alertworld

2 жыл бұрын

scp-173 is a classic and it will be done for sure in the future!

@captainmatiastorres6694

2 жыл бұрын

not as scary seeing that my assignment is due in 1 minute

@axoltol7289

2 жыл бұрын

@@alertworld Good job one 173 lol

@kmm2-whjyt2secondsago.10

2 жыл бұрын

@@alertworld 173 scp tato

@evade_player..

2 жыл бұрын

This real but one More question and me can /date\ 2 [3] 2012

“You are in imminent danger” “Do Not Panic”

@archetypalheart7572

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, staying calm will usually increase your chances of survival in dangerous situations.

@glatykoffi6672

2 жыл бұрын

sugar coating is more dangerous

@Antpoison

2 жыл бұрын

@@glatykoffi6672 it’s not that it’s the fact that they said don’t panic right after saying “yeah your probably gonna die”

@Your_fav_deer_alastor

Жыл бұрын

HI I have escaped containment

@Your_fav_deer_alastor

Жыл бұрын

But not to worry I won't hurt anyone

Several MTF teams would probably be dispatched with helicopters, megaphones, and thermal goggles, to identify and terminate every 049-2 on sight, same with army or the police, moving with a helicopter is a safe way to engage and 049-2 are not indestructible they are actually killable.

@JustAnotherYouTubeCommenter

2 жыл бұрын

what's "MTF"? male to female transgender?

@MariekeLisette

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAnotherKZreadCommenter MTF stands for: Mobile Task Force. And they are in charge of recontaining SCP's who have escaped.

@JustAnotherYouTubeCommenter

2 жыл бұрын

@@MariekeLisette cool

@Zaneviscor

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAnotherKZreadCommenter 25. kzread.info/dash/bejne/c6F7ldaBZNfbl5M.html

@deadaid528

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAnotherKZreadCommenter Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 designated Alpha-01 has entered the city. All remaining civilians are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols, until an MTF squad reaches your destination.

"SPC" bro this throws me back to the original 173 document also while the doctor is smart and all on the website he`s normally mocked as one of the more "easy to put down" SCP`s that can just get shot once in the sternum and be squirming along the floor in pain

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

The real danger seems to be if you leave him alone for too long. Lose track of him for a day and you just give him time to get an entourage... I'm less worried about getting grabbed by a beaky boy and more concerned about my zombified neighbor trying to rip my jaw off.

*please remain calm while we blast every single sound effect we have at full volume over a looping emergency siren*

I really feel like the foundation is really overestimating how dangerous 049 is, I mean he’s like just one guy you don’t need to immediately pack and flee you have a lot of time unless he’s actively in your house. Plus like when he makes a zombie, it’s a whole surgery that takes like 10-20 minutes so

@deadaid528

2 жыл бұрын

And you're underestimating how strong he is. Don't forget, a few bullets wont take him down. That should remind you of what he can do. And with enough of his subjects, he can overcome a lot. These subjects are also way, way stronger.

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

If you leave him alone too long you've got one hyper-intelligent 6 foot tall guy who targets people at (as far as anyone knows) random as well as a gaggle of his Frankenstein's monster zombie patients. In the article it's noted that when he was first discovered, his zombies bum-rushed the MTF. The danger comes from leaving him unattended with people or animals.

@bc_alternativeaccount4647

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadaid528 I mean like in the initial breakout scenario when he’s fresh out the foundation in the neighborhood, like yeah of course later he will have strength in numbers but unless he’s actively in your house you have a while to pack stuff and get out

@mizuki7yearsago626

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao ikr like dude can't even run Crap i forgot his babes

@sandeepgill9975

11 ай бұрын

He’s a literal medical genius who will kill anybody he thinks has the ‘pestilence’ and even if he doesn’t kill you his zombies will

Fun fact 049 is friendly but he actually just tries to convince you about the infection in you but you can decline his offer about healing you from the infection that he thinks exist

@nutofwisdom791

2 жыл бұрын

yep that's why he's classified as Euclid, if he thinks you have the pestilence tho he will not hesitate

@Sussywussy64

2 жыл бұрын

the pestilance is real tho (in the scp uni/multiverse of course) it is a certain scp and its effects and its a real danger to humanity (I forgor its number)

@StanislavSasin

2 жыл бұрын

Bro's got fucking Scamming in crimes list , shit goes real

@TheNoiseySpectator

Жыл бұрын

SCP 049 is a pathological liar and a conn man. He uses this "Pestilence" as an excuse to victimize his victims.

@mr.someone6128

Жыл бұрын

@@Sussywussy64 Isn't the pestilence "The flesh that hates"?

I love how the woman says "SPC" instead of "SCP"

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

Its just a funni mistakes

@starwarsgeek944

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the Shark Punching Centre, now.

@garfeldi7860

2 жыл бұрын

@notbigsmoke Literally every mention of SCP-049

@SpamtonGSpamton4.99

2 жыл бұрын

It's either Shark Punching Centre or Secure Protect Contain

049 seems like a fun guy to hang out with

@Your_fav_deer_alastor

Жыл бұрын

I am hey wanna play on ma pc. I got fortnight

@Your_fav_deer_alastor

Жыл бұрын

Hello?

"Do not turn off your devices" That one person with 1% battery left: 😅

If he is as intelligent as they said, this warning might come from SCP-049 to gather poeple in one place to kill them way faster

Nobody: Not a single soul: Text-to-speech voice: *SPC-049*

“Lavender has a calming effect on the subject” essential oil moms: *i see this as a win*

"SPC" 2:28 Took me like an hour to find that, didn't focus on it while watching this masterpiece of an EAS video.

@Zyzarda

2 жыл бұрын

it says it during the entire video dude.

@pierre.daoud24

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zyzarda ye but that's when I noticed it

And to imagine that this guy started from car videos. How did they even have this much talent hidden inside them?

this is the only EAS channel that doesnt scare the crap out of me im not complaining

@Your_fav_deer_alastor

Жыл бұрын

Hello I will not hurt you

here we go again, "SPC" Shark Punching Center smooth move, ex-lax (i have nothing against this personally, just wanted to point it out. this is NOT an edit)

@marteater19zz

2 жыл бұрын

NO! It's Shark Punching Center Can't believe so many people get this wrong.

@ryanpilot-xh7lv

2 жыл бұрын

NO! its Stupid Crappy People

@gavinbrown5804

2 жыл бұрын

NO! IT'S Slutty Penis Crunchers. God I can't believe so many people get this wrong

@vortiger7375

2 жыл бұрын

Shark Punching Center

@VrantusOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

All of you are wrong. “SCP” SECURE. CONTAIN. PROTECT.

This is great! I'm in love with the theme of your videos. I love the vibe of it! keep it up!

@ThatOneAngryTuga

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@korkle2611

2 жыл бұрын

the " they are not your loved one anymore" gave me chills

The eas:don’t panic Me:☠️

This gave me the chills! This is great!

I'm loving these EAS channels ^^ Alert world, you're fucking amazing ^^

Pov : It's Halloween and you're dressed up as a Plague Doctor

i’ve been watching the whole ems series and i have weird feeling of something behind me.Really good work!

woo! another one! great work my dude. keep it up

literally just wear a hazmat suit and he can't kill you

I imagine this takes place in a world where the world at large knows of the Foundation, and I love it.

That sudden sound at the very end caught me off guard. Amazing video!

@BluesnakeAkki

2 жыл бұрын

I know that image anywhere.....

Your videos are scary af bro great work!!

This makes me feel absolute horror, as I had stated as the last one I had watched. I.. This is horrific. A type of fear I had not once thought of.

0:28 ‘SPC’ 💀

"If you feel an abnormal sense of unease or anxiety, assume the worst " Like yeah bro, I do that on the daily.

I love these! :D

"dont attract attention to yourself" proceeds to do the loudest noise possible

You know it’s bad when they say may god have mercy on us all

Did anyone notice that it says "SPC-049" at 2:12 instead of "SCP-049"?

@K149__

2 жыл бұрын

It happens all video from there on out

@realhuman5688

2 жыл бұрын

It’s supposed to mean Secure Protect Contain

@T-Bone3063

2 жыл бұрын

There's so many typos in this vid from SPC instead of SCP

@VortexGameplayGaming

2 жыл бұрын

No shark punching center

i love your work mate you mate these perfectly

2:54 "SPC-049" My brain: Super powered computer 049!?

I love how she says "SPC-049" instead of SCP-049

These videos are great, but the only problem I have is the everlasting static and background noise. I know it gives it a more "creepy" feeling, but I really believe the Foundation has more budget and resources to produce a high quality warning message. It also just makes it harder to understand what the announcer is saying, which is not something you want in an EAS. They can still be creepy without the constant background noises.

@radioanon4535

2 жыл бұрын

The SCP foundation's long range FM transmitters would likely be high noise from not ever being used, likely being vacuum tube transmitters.

This is a masterpiece this YT makes great vids

Your videos is so Cool!

I'd love it if you were to release separate videos with just the background static and noise, the one in this video is fucking awesome.

I love your work dude! You just got a subscriber :))

@alertworld

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome, thank you!

Bro love your vids

I love your videos

Imagine how many people would dress up like scp 049 and go outside after this video

0:59 What, how?! He can even disable the Ring home security system?

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

Think smart not stronk Edit: he has hands and brain

The weird, glitchy, audio in the background made it even more scarier, in my opinion.

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

This looks like it was actually made by the SCPF, great job.

SCP-049 was diagnosed with Depression after being found to have suffered multiple depressive episodes.

I like this, this is very good.

honestly I kind of want to ignore all the advice and become friends with this dude.

@deadaid528

2 жыл бұрын

Really I'd try approaching risking my life just to talk to him. After all, he is wholesome. Calmed down 096. Poor guy.

@thespotlessmage6213

Жыл бұрын

SCP-059 just wanted some company

cool, especially the end is very ingenious

@alertworld

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you think so!

the part where you have to not talk to anyone would be the easiest part for introverts

Thanks to this video I dressed up as scp-049 for holloween at school

This is going to be fun , saving this One.

Man living in the SCP foundation universe would be fucking wild

1:20 wierd question I know, but this popped into my head when I saw the screen. What if someone tried to run over 049 with a car?

@deadaid528

2 жыл бұрын

He would probably stop your car with his bare hands. At a slight touch with one of his fingers your organs fail at an instant. Every single one of them dies instantly. He is then going to reanimate you. He is very strong and intellectual. You'd need a lot of firepower to take him down. A. LOT. But they wouldn't try taking him down, but rather get him back to the SCP foundation. Also, he's, i guess, friends kind of with 096. He said he can't cure him, but he can help him. He can calm him down. Also there's a lot of stuff. I have kind of forgot because I have stopped reading for like around a year now, simply just forgot about it.

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

Even if he can't stop a car, I doubt he'd just stand there and allow it, he would probably bolt. At worst you've just gotten his attention and now he knows you're there and all he's gotta do is wait for you to get out or break a window.

@bunnyzawa

Жыл бұрын

😭

I like how he went from haha funny tiktok fail compilation to Creepy EAS videos

This is terrifying and I love it

SPC-049. . . How did no one notice this error, it happens everytime she says it.

This cool af!

If he senses the Pestilence in you, you're done.

Whatever pissed him off, it's not good. Because I wouldn't really expect SCP-049 to be this bad to do this to others randomly

Most Eas scenarios: you must be very careful, and follow our steps. What you would need for this one: Walk at an above average pace.

My understanding always was that SCP-049 isn't really aggressive enough to warrant this kind of response. He's actually relatively amicable and had been operating for centuries.

Ruhroh, besides how it says SPC halfway in and keeps saying it SPC it’s really creepy and good

"SPC" Me: *Instantly Facepalms*

Spc? Now we're really dead

@korkle2611

2 жыл бұрын

the shark punching center 😨

@TheJJr_

2 жыл бұрын

@@korkle2611 oh no not the shark punching center!?!? 💀

@GALLERIAN.MARLONNN

3 ай бұрын

​@@korkle2611not the shark punching center😢!

The only reason this is unrealistic is because the SCP Foundation doesn't want to be known to the public

@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl

2 жыл бұрын

Broken Masquerade

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

*SPC Foundation

@shinyvictoy1272

2 жыл бұрын

Well they can't have people be unprepared can't they?

@deadaid528

2 жыл бұрын

@@shinyvictoy1272 They can. They wouldn't do this. It's way too dangerous. They would send immediate MTF units to re capture the SCP. They aren't ones to sympathize civilians. They take people and give them class A amnestics, wipe their memory so they dont remember what happened to them, they're now class D's used for experimentations with the scp subjects, basically prisoners in a fancy underground institution that contains unimaginable dangers. They're told if they survive 30 days they are free to leave to their homes and family. Fact is, evem if you survive, you'll be later killed. You won't go home.

@josuke_higashikata24

Жыл бұрын

They warn everyone and when they contain the Scp they make you forget

I've seen a good amount of horror tales with 049 as the protagonist and I want to see more.

Say "S-*P*-C" one more time and I'll order a webcrawler to be deployed

Can you do 055? I would love to see the EAS speaker forget what he is warning people about except the fact that it's not round

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

Does the wiki have an SCP 055? I know there's 056 and 054...

@jotarosans7540

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.altoclef9255 what 055?

@ark756

2 жыл бұрын

055? As far as I know theres never been an SCP-055.

"Blach" instead of black in the start, "SPC" instead of SCP, is it intentional?

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

Its a small mistake

@Horse_In_A_Suit

2 жыл бұрын

@@chesed_yt1 no mistake, SCP 049 is a shark, and as you know, shark punching center punches sharks

WHAT GOFFY AAH SOUND WAS AT 0:01

@RekhaLahkar

27 күн бұрын

Us eas

0:24 OH NO THE SPC

Imagine if scps were real.

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine SPC (shark punching centre) is real

@greenlight3339

2 жыл бұрын

@@chesed_yt1 oh shit

@greenlight3339

2 жыл бұрын

@@chesed_yt1 that would be cool

Also what would be cool if you took the adorable SCP-999 and made him horrifying, if that's possible

@chesed_yt1

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god not the SCP-999-X

@deadaid528

2 жыл бұрын

What u just said makes absolutely 0 logic and sense. It's an SCP that roams the institution freely, is loved by everyone, loves everyone, calmed down 682 made him laugh, cures depression instantly, makes you very happy. It's basically so harmless. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do not think there's a verson of this SCP where it's harmful.

@abandoned940

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadaid528 yeah your not the first person to say I dont make sense

*Me, who's Corvus' favorite patient at Arkham* "Good evening, Doctor Clemens! Are we finally doing the body upgrades, finally?"

At first I was like... he ain't that harmful to a population, then I remembered he could make zombies

1:59 SPC?

@CosmicFearUkulele

2 жыл бұрын

Shark punching center

@GALLERIAN.MARLONNN

3 ай бұрын

dress pees cease

"Dont not engage spc-049 Americans: Im gonna pretend I didn't hear that *slams magazine into gun*

Why did this video show up in my recommended at 2am.

I always feel agitation, anxiety, and depression......

Broadcast: "There is reason to believe you are in immediate danger" Me: D: Broadcast: "The subject stands approximately 6'2" Me: :D

even if this was real this is like single handedly the easiest containment procredure good video really love it!

When you buy tons of lavender the months before and it finally arrives : *I see this as a win!*

I dont want to sleep anymore