*Dwight:* "identity theft isn't a joke Jim" *also Dwight:* "i got a wig for everybody in the office"

@tapio_m6861

4 жыл бұрын

Well he was dead serious, wasn't he?

@adamnowlin7505

4 жыл бұрын

You never know when you have to bear a passing resemblence

@pushpakalam2755

4 жыл бұрын

That was for emergencies

@shashanksetty8110

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I browse office memes too

@beccag2758

4 жыл бұрын

Passing resemblance isn't identity theft. It's just... in case something happens

“‘don’t be an idiot’ changed my life” - Dwight K. Schrute

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

Dan lol

@alsexc.g

4 жыл бұрын

Read that as soon as it came on

@shirleygarcia6055

4 жыл бұрын

Alex A LMAO SAME

@razkable

4 жыл бұрын

“In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!” - Dwight K. Fart Schrute (security threat, armed, deranged and dangerous, use your own judgement force and deduction skills where it aplies and is thus necessary for the situation at hand)

@kdl256

4 жыл бұрын

I relate

*"Jim couldn't land me in 1,000 years,"* "But you're saying there's a chance?" *"Shut up,"*

@razkable

4 жыл бұрын

you look cute dwight..thanks girl

@keirstynkat

4 жыл бұрын

@@razkable More accurate version Jim: You look cute Dwight Dwight: Shut up nerd

@jamesenglish3031

4 жыл бұрын

@@keirstynkat it's the actual quote..

@keirstynkat

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesenglish3031 yeah i realized that lol

@Itypestuff-truestuff

22 күн бұрын

​@@keirstynkatum yea i heard that part, didn't need you to type it out. Quit that npc stuff

dwight: ”identity theft isn't a joke jim” also dwight: **pretends to be pam to attack jim and says he has a wig for everyone in the office**

@mr.x4001

4 жыл бұрын

Its in the later seasons They are inconsistent and not really good.

@catazanoni1455

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.x4001 literally in the same episode he impersonated Jim

@yishakking9214

3 жыл бұрын

2shae atara

@ringofasho7721

3 жыл бұрын

In his defense it wasn't a joke when he impersonated Pam... it was retribution

@martimsilva6536

2 жыл бұрын

Youre a fkn genius

"Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years" "So you're saying there's a chance?"

@PGVideos4222

4 жыл бұрын

Dwight: Shut Up

@tinkers_tools

4 жыл бұрын

I love Sobotka's smile when Jim says that

@Tonsaronee73

4 жыл бұрын

rogopops Frank sobatka? 😂😂 The union leader from the wire. Same actor, different role lol

@paolaabad6106

3 жыл бұрын

Is there though?

@ailo8964

3 жыл бұрын

So it's in 1001th year.

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Toby made a good joke then awkwardly touched pams leg and moved to costa rica

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

Soulzzy Edits hi

@Scoot694

4 жыл бұрын

I think the account above me is Michael Scott’s

@mixedinflator0737

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scoot694 so damn true

@willk844

4 жыл бұрын

pablo amador eww do you even realize what you’re saying?

@pabloamador667

4 жыл бұрын

@@willk844 yes toby is a deviant pervert

Dwight's best quote: "Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica!"

@KeanuOR

4 жыл бұрын

@@ivyparham1861 False.

@Mushbeary

4 жыл бұрын

@@KeanuOR black bear

@majerlehoward7812

4 жыл бұрын

Identity theft is a crime.

@christylrae9860

4 жыл бұрын

Favorite quote EVER!!!!!!!!!!

@ivyparham1861

4 жыл бұрын

Keanu R no Jim actually says that🙂

"The best snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear."

@lailas-in-space

3 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas

@ringofasho7721

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite episode

“When my mother was pregnant with me she did an ultrasound and found out that she was having twins. A few weeks later she did another ultrasound and found that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe that it’s tissue has only made me strong because now I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” -Dwight Fart Schrute (security threat) Best damn quote in the history of television

@adamnowlin7505

4 жыл бұрын

This led to Ryan’s cousin Mufassa gettin trampled

@caitlintaylor9781

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like but it’s 609, (69 if it didn’t have a 0)

@razkable

4 жыл бұрын

I think people miss how dwight clearly wanted to make up a story that sounds like a plot of a sci fi film or book so people can be impressed by him...if you notice half way through the story he realized it would sound better if he made it as insane as possible and keeps adding to it he even looks towards the camera and his eyebrow slightly twitches after he says grown man and a little baby like see these gullible idiots will believe anything and hes basically being cool and making a farce out of the circle subtly indirectly and everyone else takes que and also want to make up a story because of how unbelievable of a story that was...now did dwight realize they all saw through his lies to follow his lead i'm not sure but hes clearly lying...come on now...michael is the only one who believed his ass

@davinci3478

4 жыл бұрын

Asmosis Jones they best way to tell if someone is Lying is the the lire will try to cover his or her face, the lire will avoid eye contact, the lire will perspire.

@diegohrestre

4 жыл бұрын

@@razkable fuck ur boring...

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

@MegaGermanShepherds

4 жыл бұрын

Best quote ever!

@bossgandy

4 жыл бұрын

Best character ever! I bet he really serious

@mambaface1001

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@maddielouise3578

4 жыл бұрын

Best EVER

@SebHaarfagre

4 жыл бұрын

The writing and improv on this show is just pure genious

“It’s better to be hurt by a person you know on accident than by a stranger on purpose” -Dwight K. Shrute

@UIAL570

3 жыл бұрын

I still agree with this

@praveenoffice5453

2 жыл бұрын

Deep 🙂

@dhonijames6195

2 жыл бұрын

Changed my life

@fernandaabreu5625

2 жыл бұрын

Can seriously anyone disagree tho?

@isabellamorfitt841

2 жыл бұрын

Whoa mind blowing stuff

My personal favorite: Bob Vance: *"Can I steal my wife?"* Dwight: *"You cannot steal what is legally your property."*

“i’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose..and a panther”

@twoprinces6735

4 жыл бұрын

Lea “I am fast to give you a reference point”

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

Lea hahaha Dwight is a loser. jk I love you dwight

@twoprinces6735

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Halpert your not Jim... Jim’s not asian

@ayseadee538

4 жыл бұрын

@@twoprinces6735 "I am Jim. We've been working together for 9 years"

@logansweeten3127

4 жыл бұрын

Props to you for noticing race

Only quote you missed. Michael: “Dwight, I need your undivided attention.” Dwight: “You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.”

@razkable

4 жыл бұрын

nothing better than pissed off annoyed anti establishment not committed to his work or boss dwight..thats when hes at his best...he can be cool badass and against authority

@DrewTheGamerKid

4 жыл бұрын

@@razkable ok boomer

@RP-qv9sc

4 жыл бұрын

Also the one with the 'fear'

@adrianawhitlock4792

4 жыл бұрын

What episode is that in

@mustardman9178

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not a quote

“May I point out, the sex appeared to be consensual? Both animals were smiling.”

@99baji99

2 жыл бұрын

"Whoever drew this got it exactly right."

6:11 Michael: "... I know a ton of 14 year old girls that could kick his ass." Jim: "You know a ton of 14 year old girls?" Dwight: "What _belt_ are they?" Kills me every time!

“My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life- different kind of fight.” 😭😂😂

@Borninthe90ss

3 жыл бұрын

Different kind of fight 🙆🏽‍♀️

@marquezsandoval8058

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe you watched the video

@2EEZY1

3 жыл бұрын

999th like

@vibes-06

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not your Instagram anymore smh

@steffanyevonne12

3 жыл бұрын

@@vibes-06 it’s steffanyyy.evonne now

This channel will give us “Best of the Pizza by Alfredo delivery guy” before they give us “Best of Toby”

@aizsniperi

3 жыл бұрын

nobody cares abt toby

@yahboijason6246

3 жыл бұрын

*worst of Toby

@therwbrman

3 жыл бұрын

They tried giving us best of Toby but then they realized Toby has no best.

@flameco

3 жыл бұрын

Making a strangler is like a best of Toby

@rhettwilkerson1828

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone hates Toby!

"K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid. Great advice. Hurts me every time." -D. K. S., a security threat

@parryyotter

2 жыл бұрын

Dwight Fart* Shrute

Dwight somehow manages to be dumbest and smartest guy at the office simultaneously

Best Quotes? Dwight makes me laugh whenever he speaks or doesn’t speak.

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

ArseneVids ha

@dwightschrute4506

4 жыл бұрын

ArseneVids Jim, inform Andy that I am shunning him

@razkable

4 жыл бұрын

dwights the best loveable character 95% of the time but I think I love him most when hes reacting to people being unreasonable but also not mean to him specific especially when its written organically while at the same time they are still messing with him like when jim says you know justin bieber...dwight says who is justice beaver (all serious)? jim says hes a crime fighting beaver of course..lol....or when dwight asks everyone to come out to see a depressed stunt michael on the roof and stanley asks if its nice out which dwight says its a little chilly but its fine and stanley then asks will we need jackets as a little annoyed dwight gets cheerful and says no its actually really nice and then ryan smirks to the camera and says will a long sleeve T work and dwight now a little ticked off replies you'll be fine lets go..so adorable an hilarious....I like it when hes not the clear butt of the joke its just observational humor like how easy it is to mess with his child like wonderment

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

Yup...the whole time he showed up would be his best quotes.

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

@@razkable There's so many layers on why I love this character so much, but one of them is the cute way he instantly distracted because of his seriousness. For example when Jim moved his desk to the toilet...he got angry at first, but when his phone rings he immediately picked it up and answer Jim's menial question with his typical half-bossy-half-helpful-because-I'm-so- important aura. Or how he instantly focused on putting in Jim's coins into the vending machine when Jim clearly just pranking him by putting his stuff inside the machine... He rarely hold a deep grudge I think, but when he does...beware! So yes, of course I agree that his child-like wonderment is what makes him so adorable...

MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!! thats the best quote. so do a compilation

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Dwight sucks

@Patrick-eb1yw

4 жыл бұрын

@@ieatpooalot and you r not asian

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick WYD

@_c3a3m_88

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick that would be boring. Just hearing Dwight about Michael over and over again? I’d hate watching that.

@davinci3478

4 жыл бұрын

Dude he doesn’t even say it that much chill out

“R is one of the most menacing sounds, that’s why they call it muRdeR and not MUKDUK”

He's the best character. The way he pranked Jim with the snowballs was better than every other prank Jim ever done.

"Can you imagine if I was deranged?" This absolutely kills me so bad 😂😭

@jeeplifeforever8020

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to post that😂😂😂💀💀💀

@colinf3963

4 жыл бұрын

I would like, but it's at 420

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ObiWanGinobiliTopFan

2 жыл бұрын

Dwight's best line. 😂

@Thomas-wh4ox

2 жыл бұрын

I'm the lion, you are dead 😂

"I wish I could menstruate" My favorite Dwight quote.

@shizeqwin4639

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣 no you do not, dwight

You missed one Michael: "Dwight, what is your middle name?" Dwight: "Danger"

@anonymous_27374

3 жыл бұрын

Well that's a word not a quote

@williamrucker5873

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonymous_27374 it’s good nonetheless

@evolutionmax9791

3 жыл бұрын

*Badass*

Michael Scott: “Well that would be kinda worthless because I know a ton of Fourteen Year old girls who can kick his ass” Jim: “You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?”

@PatrickWagz

4 жыл бұрын

what belt are they??

@threehead99

4 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, he is littlekidlover. We all know what his priorities are.

@itzian713

3 жыл бұрын

6:13

@luhvs2967

2 жыл бұрын

1k like less go

Can't believe this one didn't make it: "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life" Also - "Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you."

@karabobaloyi6877

2 жыл бұрын

The waiter telling him that tips are expected Dwight: well, expect to be shocked.

7:39 is always my favorite scene Especially Kevin's *"heyy"*

6:47 The smile on Stanley's face when Michael gets punched is a thing of beauty

This isn't even a stopwatch, its a digital thermometer.

@ashrein5531

4 жыл бұрын

Cool

"Ok, see you later Pan."

@sarah_sabin

4 жыл бұрын

“...Pan?”

@noone9811

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like that wasn’t in the script either😂

@yesmannoman4113

3 жыл бұрын

@@tabletop2050 she obviously quoted pam lol

“Pamela beesly Halbert is my best friend”- Dwight Kurt Schrute❤️ Best quote ever❤️💜

@emanon2731

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was a Halbert

“Do I want to harm Michael? The one man I was hired to protect?” Here’s a dude who got his job description totally wrong :)

Can we get a compilation of Dwight yelling “Michael!” Edit: Holy crap, over a thousand likes

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

BLA5T3R Productions XD DO IT LETS EMBARRASS HIM

@volo455

4 жыл бұрын

wow great idea! Nobody’s asked for that before!

@moistbag9877

4 жыл бұрын

David Van Horn shit I can read the sarcasm

@ipissed

4 жыл бұрын

🅢🅣🅕🅤

@im2good4ulc53

4 жыл бұрын

@@ieatpooalot smh, another account of acting like other people

The "Mr. A. Knife" scene is so underrated

The snowball fight between Jim and Dwight was epic. And I was cheering for Dwight.

Dwight Schrute: Question, what quote by me was the best? This channel: I don’t know, uhh, the one where you say “Smoking is going to save lives.” Dwight Shcrute: False, the correct answer was, all of them.

"Don't Be An Idiot" Changed my life

@babblingalong7689

4 жыл бұрын

''Whenever I am about to do something, I ask myself 'Would an idiot do this?', and if so, I do not do that thing. ''

" Jim couldnt land me in a thousand years" " So your saying theres a chance "

@gracesmyth8561

4 жыл бұрын

Raid American “shut up””

Michael: I know a lot of 14yr old girls. *Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.*

“My father fought blood pressure and obesity all his life” Different battle -Dwight K. Shrute

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!

@seb3458

4 жыл бұрын

Jim: MICHAEL! Dwight: Oh, that's funn- *MICHAEL*

@johannab3139

4 жыл бұрын

I have a wig for everyone in the office

@ViperSRTnACR

4 жыл бұрын

Finally some got the actual quote right!

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

Alex’s Reviews yeee

@blaizejenkins7631

4 жыл бұрын

I feel stupid for asking but is the punchline of the joke that families don’t really experience identity theft or is there something I’m missing?

"Goat on chicken, chicken on goat, couple of chickens doing a goat and group of pigs watching!" Dwight is on another level 🤣🤣🤣

1:42 I love how Kevin closes the door on Jim and leaves him out to suffer

I love how Stanley smiles after Dwight punches Michael. 😁

Dwight shouting Michael!!

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s embarrass him

@ocularzombie6679

4 жыл бұрын

@@ieatpooalot yes

@Arman-jx7cx

4 жыл бұрын

Nah man I tried to make one, but like it only happened a few times....

Let's spam with *"Dwight screaming MICHAAEEEL compilation"*

@shoresy6927

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@thefanimator9386

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Copy_Right_

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@thatneguy5752

3 жыл бұрын

No

Absolutely one of the greatest characters in human written history. Perfectly nailed in every appearance.

@6:58 ""I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp"...Brilliant.

Concussion Dwight: WHeRe aRE wE goInG? Jim: Chuck E. Cheese Michael: Chuck E. Cheese? I’m so sick of Chuck E. Cheese!

@PatrickWagz

4 жыл бұрын

Reason for visit: "Bringing someone to the hospital"

@thatneguy5752

3 жыл бұрын

Love your profile 😂

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history!!" -Dwight Schrute

@adamnowlin7505

4 жыл бұрын

Together we prevail!!

@SujoyChakravarthi93

4 жыл бұрын

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history" - Benito Mussolini - Dwight Schrute

@adamnowlin7505

4 жыл бұрын

Sujoy chakravarthi -Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

@crazy224488

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Perhaps another reason why he wishes to menstruate

2:55 Ahh, Dwight with a concussion is so cute

I always want him to clarify who exactly the four exceptions are lmao

Best Dwight Quote: “I break into Tiffany’s. Do I go for the vault? No. The Chandelier. It’s priceless....”

@lailas-in-space

3 жыл бұрын

As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

"Better a hundred innocent men locked up than one guilty man roaming free." -DKS

@evolutionmax9791

3 жыл бұрын

*Just shows how evil and sensible Dwight is.....*

“Whenever I’m about to do something I think, would an idiot do that and if they would, I do not do that thing.”

5:11 "couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching." When you actually laugh out loud, not just typing LOL.

@jonathan_420

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

"insert every quote that Dwight did"

ClOwN PaInT No but honestly, that always makes me feel so bad for Phyllis. We’ve all been there

@Shmitester

4 жыл бұрын

Nicky I haven’t

@videlonlyfans8495

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't, I'm a dude but still

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't...maybe because I don't have a Dwight around me...or because I barely wear makeup...

@redacted2275

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't. And I'm a clown.

My favorite quote nobody else seems to remember is when Dwight was showing off his homemade bug spray or something and was saying “do you really think they’d allow that much deet” I can barely remember it but it’s one of my favorites

“Where’s the heart; the precious heart.”

Dwight: “I love hunting. I’m a master hunter.” Nelly: “Did you say, masturbator?” Dwight: “I’m a decent baiter. My cousin, Mose, that’s a master baiter”

@adamnowlin7505

4 жыл бұрын

It was packer who said masturbator

To this day, Dwight’s ex-girlfriend is STILL cheating on him.

@adamnowlin7505

4 жыл бұрын

With a couple of guys actually so... mystery solved

Rainn with hair is something that I can't even accomplish. The luxurious curls ever so subtle. The beautiful stance and placement of his head is almost profoundly royal. The way the layers flock over one another and a leave a straight, silky smooth rich flavor that leaves me wanting to venture further. Hats off to you Rainn.

‘Going wherever my loyalty is valued the most’ does makes perfect sense

Me : Sadly there will be a time when this KZread channel will run out of clips and content. The Office channel : Boy have you lost your mind cause I'll help you find it!

"There is no manual, only a survival guide!" "If im dead you all have been dead for weeks" WHERE ARE THESE QUOTES?!?!

@Minority_hunter..

3 жыл бұрын

Who is manuel

The faces Dwight made when he had those wigs on was HILARIOUS LMAOOO

I do not remember some of these "Jim could not land me in a thousand years" "So you telling me there is a chance"

“I ask would an idiot do that and if they would I do not do that thing”

@jamesnialG

4 жыл бұрын

Would an idiot drink water to survive?

@phyaunna1329

4 жыл бұрын

I read your comment as he said it

Dwight would be the best employee, loyal, hard working and agile. Everything you need in a paper salesman

The subtlety of Dwight getting a blowgun from the toilet and then using it is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in this entire series.

jim always tries to make things awkward and i love it

This isn’t a “best quotes” this is just another best moments compilation. I promise you you don’t have to put in the whole bit for context, we all know what’s going on. Bring on the “MICHAEL!!!” Comp!

Her: “So how fast are you?” Me: “I out ran a black pepper snake.” Her: *INSERT PP HERE*

@kiavang7309

4 жыл бұрын

My Chemical Machine who is her?

@KillianGamez

4 жыл бұрын

@@kiavang7309 Dwight wearing a pam wig

@Dawsonl377

4 жыл бұрын

Calix Lor your mom

@Scoot694

4 жыл бұрын

Kryptes yes

@BUTTERYSUPERTUBER

4 жыл бұрын

@top.comment.god

I love how he’s talking about loyalty so adamantly while dressed up as Palpatine 😂

*To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose....and a panther* Americans will use anything but the metric

@NoNo-hk5np

2 жыл бұрын

That’s cause everywhere else sucks. We Texans have don’t use it either. Texas is the best and the US is the second best. Anywhere and everywhere else is kinda poopy. Texas is the best country. My favorite part is the education system.

It took him about 29 seconds for one lap, in case you were wondering

""K I S S, keep it simple stupid!-- Michael Scott."-- Dwight Shrute.

@adamnowlin7505

4 жыл бұрын

Great advice hurts my feelings everytime

i love those moments when they would show a friendship between pam and dwight

The ‘Mr. A. Knife’ gets me every time 8:39

Last time I was this early, Kevin was still part of Scrantonicity one.

this is cool and all buT WERE STILL WAITING FOR DWIGHT YELLING *"MICHAEL"* COMPILATION 😠😠

@ieatpooalot

4 жыл бұрын

judith ! yeah embarrassing it must be for him

@theinvisibleweirdo5951

4 жыл бұрын

STOPPPPPP PLEASE CAN YALL STOP MENTIONING THIS IN EVERY FUCKING SINGLE V I D E O !

@asiam8615

4 жыл бұрын

@@theinvisibleweirdo5951 NOOO CUZ THIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FORRRR

5:40 might have to be my yearbook quote

*It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose* I live by those words.

"Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years " Lmfao

4:25 Dwight, chill out man. why you gotta do her like that 😂 😂

@jacobdrain4492

4 жыл бұрын

Clown paint

"Jesus Christ had a daughter, and the daughter was the Mona Lisa!"

@allroadsleadtoRoam

4 жыл бұрын

17RaysPlays that's a trick quote that not many will get. Do you get it............

"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger... On purpose..." Wise words from a wise man lol

Dwight gritando “Miguel!”

@DougHF

4 жыл бұрын

Miguel? Acho que você quis dizer "Michael"

dwight: chucachucachuca jim: what are you doing dwight: vietnam sounds

Every line uttered by Dwight's character is both philosophical and hilarious.

Dwight: “There’re too many people on this earth. We need a new plague” 2020:

“Growing up I performed my own circumcision” That is very impressive for a baby😂

Hahahaha "I wish I could menstruate" is my favourite Dwight quote!

@razkable

4 жыл бұрын

“In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!”

1:53 Identity theft is not a joke Dwight. Millions of family suffer every year!

0:29 every kindergartener trying to impress their girlfriend or boyfriend😂

Definition Of Dwight Schrute: Superior