Tips for working out from Fail Army 1: never do anything around lights. Ever. 2: always tie long hair up into a bun 3: if its gonna be stupid, film it 4: if you're going to be throwing something, maybe do it outside in a field 5: make sure your equipment is appropriately attached to the floor 6: spotters. Please for the love of god use spotters. More to come

@poshniall

4 ай бұрын

jjust not the spotter at 8:43

@kaiden_aka_forevrr

4 ай бұрын

and also if you're working out at home, invest in some high quality equipment and make sure to have enough room to actually work out

@monsterhog1118

4 ай бұрын

If you use one of those pull-up bars over your door you're gonna bust your a$$

@dycorty9182

4 ай бұрын

7: make sure your spotters actually know what to do and when to do it 😭💀 I've seen FAR too many videos of "spotters" just kinda standing there barely able to lift the weight as the bar CRUSHES their chest 💀

@Kragatar

4 ай бұрын

And never use resistance bands or those pull-up bars that wedge in a door frame.

That trainer trying to explain resistance bands with a straight face, while the big man is jiggling around behind him...I can't stop laughing!

@raallen1468

4 ай бұрын

Scripted for the camera.

@Simon-xc5oy

4 ай бұрын

I know. Comedy gold. I think it was scripted and set up, but the clown on the elastic bands was not expecting it to get so out of control, as you see the various emotions cross his face from smug, to panic, to laughter to terror and finally resignation when he is on the floor still tied up in it....

@Bakoska

4 ай бұрын

straight face? where?

@lmajor7843

4 ай бұрын

@@Simon-xc5oy

@lmajor7843

4 ай бұрын

You are probably right that it was scripted. But then the trainer shifts his weight, to block his potential customers from witnessing the sub-optimal results of his training! so funny!@@Simon-xc5oy

It's hard to imagine any gym would have resistance bands after watching this. 😂

@HeyYouSA

4 ай бұрын

Gyms have more idiots than bands to go around.

@bobjohnson1633

4 ай бұрын

To use them properly

@andyrbush

4 ай бұрын

Hysterically funny.

@maamrb5

4 ай бұрын

With this logic, it's amazing any gym would imagine having workout equipment after watching this...or even allow people to workout!

@Theyralltakenfu

4 ай бұрын

The gym I belong to would throw you out for half the stuff I see in this video. One rule, always put collars on the bars. Plus, using equipment in a way that it wasn't meant to be used, and endangering anyone around you. He'd revoke your membership in the spot. People love this gym.

the woman on the beach calling the lizard a son of a bitch had me in tears 😭

@solitude4me

3 ай бұрын

Why would you strech your finger in pose knowing there is lizards around who pray on insects like worms and maggots?

@user-bn1lb8ey9v

3 ай бұрын

@@solitude4me idk maybe they aren't known to attack humans. she clearly didn't expect to get chomped.

@bdh711

2 ай бұрын

Is that a lizard? Lizards are smaller than that

@user-bn1lb8ey9v

2 ай бұрын

@@bdh711 not always? there are many types of lizards.

@CottagecoreBihexual

2 ай бұрын

The komodo dragon is the largest extant species of lizard and can reach a len​gth of 10 feet @@bdh711.

The one with the woman on the beach and the iguana bites her fingers...that was hilarious. The way she starts yelling at it then throws a handful of sand at it like it's her cat or something...

@BakaTaco

4 ай бұрын

To be fair, that lizard was an asshole. Just decided to come over and chomp on her fingers.

@Simon-xc5oy

4 ай бұрын

Yes, but Iggy was only doing what lizards do. He is on his beach, minding his business, when all of a sudden he sees these long thin worm like things waving at him. He has not eaten yet and since they are waving about all extended and temping he goes over for a chomp. Its in his nature. The silly moo in the video who is posing on camera for her own ego is on his beach. Last thing I would be doing is setting up a camera and standing on my head when those things are in clear view of my sight line. Its just asking for trouble....

@BakaTaco

4 ай бұрын

@@Simon-xc5oy You're absolutely right. The beach is where they live, and despite people using the beach, it still remains the lizard's home. It may be that they are used to humans, hence why they don't seem to care much about them being in their environment. It may be that the people at the beach are also used to them, and it's just how it is at that particular beach. Yes, the person in the video was in the lizard's home, and it may have come over out of aggression, or something else, but the woman didn't deserve to be bitten for filming a video. Even if I couldn't care less about that woman's video, I can say that much. But, the video ended up being funny and on FailArmy, so I guess in a way, the woman got what she wanted, but not as she intended.

@MiltonRoe

3 ай бұрын

This happened because idiots have been feeding the lizards on the beach. End of story.

@ktcarl

3 ай бұрын

@@BakaTaco I thought it took something out of her fingers and chomped her finger at the same time.

8:45 she'll never use her friend as a spotter again, as useful as a chocolate teapot!

@Dragonfly_64795

4 ай бұрын

😂 haven’t heard that one in ages, thanks for that! Totally agree, her friend was useless .

@mikemcconeghy4658

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. There were several clips in this where I wondered if the spotter was up to the task. Good thing most of them were.

@Dragonfly_64795

4 ай бұрын

@@mikemcconeghy4658 I’m no expert at weights but have done a little bit in the past, 2 things you should have, a competent spotter and clips to stop your weights falling off 🤦‍♀️ One thing I did learn the hard way though, don’t do weights with your other half , it ended badly….🤯

@Dagger_323

4 ай бұрын

That clip genuinely just pissed me off.

@MissBlennerhassett876

4 ай бұрын

What are you on about, they were both laughing their heads off.

3:50 The funniest part about this is the fact that he moved away and sat down like "What? No, that wasn't me."

@vassiliairton

4 ай бұрын

with the mouth full with a finger.

I’m just so surprised of how many people don’t have proper form/spotters.

@bdegrds

4 ай бұрын

Because people think that reading a few articles on google and watching a few videos makes them experts. 99% have no idea what they are doing.

@steeldriver1776

4 ай бұрын

No you aren’t.

@poshniall

4 ай бұрын

ego lifters. these people don’t even know how to bail and they’re clearly lifting more than they’ve ever even come close to. i guess working spines are overrated to these people?

@Chevy969

4 ай бұрын

Most people don’t know how to left properly. That’s why most people can go to the gym for years and look the same. Most people don’t know the science or basics. Which is very easy btw. Everybody just wants to take powders and pills and get jacked or turn into the hulk in one month.

@MiltonRoe

3 ай бұрын

@@bdegrds you think these people have read a single article or watched a single video? they aren't even that good.

9:05 Worst spotter ever!!! 😳

@youtubeuser9090

Ай бұрын

Fr, the person benching had the weight sitting on their chest and she was just laughing

@Number3madvillainyenjoyer_

Ай бұрын

@@youtubeuser9090spotters can’t do all the work tho and the girl was obviously trying a weight she wasn’t even close to being able to do

@user-pn8ze2zy6q

28 күн бұрын

not the spotter, issue, thats the equipment issue. proper bench should have pads for spotter to stand on, so they can do a deadlift like movement and easily help. this girl would literally need to bicep curl what looks like 60kg, i doubt she can bicep curl 20kg. she would need a grown ass man to spot her from that position

Majority of these would get you kicked out of a gym in any other era

9:52 - I think that's the first ever fail I've seen involving two NON-MOVING treadmills! 😂

@philbertchow5425

3 ай бұрын

Dude has no treadmill rizz

The biggest fail is people filming themselves working out

@stevie-ray2020

4 ай бұрын

Wonder how many have also videoed themselves checking out for good as they're pinned to the bench!?!

@kc-nl8zc

4 ай бұрын

💯 agree! Cameras should be banned. But it's hilarious when they fail

@EvanSTTS

4 ай бұрын

Yup!

@Chevy969

4 ай бұрын

The women are the worst with recording. Other then looking cute/hot/decent in yoga pants. They are not really doing anything special. But they are in the gym that’s a positive thing I guess.

6:15 It's awkward, but to be fair that is the correct form to get that weight lifted off the guy. It's also the only clip with somebody using proper form (and understanding leverage and basic physics) in this entire video.

@philbertchow5425

3 ай бұрын

Gae

@deadrussianliberal2897

2 ай бұрын

@@philbertchow5425bruh, better look gay than have your knees bend backwards.

@deadrussianliberal2897

2 ай бұрын

@@philbertchow5425if you prefer otherwise, let people know, maybe someone will help.

@philbertchow5425

2 ай бұрын

@@deadrussianliberal2897 Gae

@prathameshkamble2100

16 күн бұрын

that was clutch

4:49 Bro I swear to god walls in America are made outta cardboard 😂😂

@Emper0rH0rde

4 ай бұрын

They kind of are. Nobody can afford to own a house anymore, and they're made out of FUCKING CARDBOARD.

@casdragon_5939

4 ай бұрын

drywall is used in plenty of countries lmao

@brianartillery

4 ай бұрын

My house was built in 1960, and the walls we call soft, are the ones that don't require power tools to insert a screw. There are two: one in the kitchen, and another in the larder. Everywhere else in the house, forget it.

@jeremiahhester6408

4 ай бұрын

More like paper 😂

@joe125ful

4 ай бұрын

@@casdragon_5939 Depend on country*

4:31 is an absolute win

@THEJefftheKiller

16 күн бұрын

AYO?! 📸🤨

@kranmaster

6 күн бұрын

I raise you 8:16 😆

10:36 I cannot stop laughing at the resistance band mishap.

Sometimes I think I want to start going to the gym. Then I see stuff like this and I'm like "Eh, it's not worth it" 😅

@bobjohnson1633

4 ай бұрын

Only if you're as stupid as these people

@TactileNoseButton

4 ай бұрын

It's not that hard if you also use your brain muscles

@shishinonaito

4 ай бұрын

It's only not worth it if you are just as stupid as the people in these videos

@zidul

4 ай бұрын

everyone should go to the gym!

@cblanerun

4 ай бұрын

@@zidulWhy the gym? I agree with exercise…anywhere.

In this heart-wrenching video from beginning to end, 4:27 is one of the few laugh-out-loud moments.😂😂😂

@itsDarrell

4 ай бұрын

that seemed like the start to a different kind of video..Lol

11:36 what a good friend!

I’m amazed by how many people are trying to lift weights and not putting clamps on the barbells. So many people lifting without a spotter and when they are, the spotters have no idea what they are doing. I appreciate much of this is people working out at home, but a professional gym would not allow much of this to happen on their premises.

@Crow_Friend

4 ай бұрын

Yup... just imagine how many more of these vids there are showing people getting seriously injured.

@dennett316

4 ай бұрын

@@Crow_Friend Seen more than a few people blowing out their knees and elbows doing insanely heavy lifts...always makes me wince. Nasty. Worst one was a guy doing a leg press and his knee basically collapsed the wrong way when he was at full extension. Can only imagine how painful that was.

@dougupah8778

4 ай бұрын

@@dennett316 I've seen that one and it hurts to watch it.

@kurrie3280

4 ай бұрын

It is not a bad idea to not use clamps on the barbell if you're going to work out alone. If your bench press fails and you can't get the barbell back up then it can always be tilted to the side to let the plates slide off. Although it is certainly not a good idea to work out alone if you're going to do lifts like bench press, etc. especially if the rack doesn't have safety catches.

No matter what the video is about, there’s always some random driver ploughing their car into a building 😳

I used to lift weights religiously. The amount of people who don't put collars on the bars with a lot of weight is shocking. Plates should never slide off the bar.

@shamusomalley4263

4 ай бұрын

If you can't steady the bar to keep them from sliding in the first place, you have too much weight.

@jamesr6852

4 ай бұрын

It’s ridiculous. I’m not sure if people think using the clips is for beginners or what, but I’m sure I’m one of the 2% who uses them in my gym.

@casdragon_5939

4 ай бұрын

I was taught not to use collars so that if your spotter sucks, you can just tip the bar and get out of a potentially dangerous situation

@kurrie3280

4 ай бұрын

@@casdragon_5939 As was I. It seems a sensible precaution with potentially dangerous lifts such as a bench press since anything can happen, like cramps.

@erakfishfishfish

4 ай бұрын

The only lift I can see doing without collars are bench presses if you don’t have a spotter or safety arms, but even then, you shouldn’t go super heavy. I’ll admit I wouldn’t use collars for deadlifts, but that was it.

It's amazing to me how many people film them selves working out.

@krenwregget7667

4 ай бұрын

narcissism.

@alexm9479

4 ай бұрын

​@@krenwregget7667 plus you can see your form... but yeah this is mostly narcissism.

@brianartillery

4 ай бұрын

There is a gym in my town centre. It's windows are obviously mirrored on the inside. Near it is a good café, and my friend and I were sitting outside drinking tea, when the lady at the next table started laughing. She turned to us, and said: "Can you see that?" and pointed to the gym. In one of the windows was this preening ninny, pulling poses obviously to himself. He looked ridiculous, and we laughed, too. The lady then said: "Watch this.", and waved at the showoff, who suddenly saw her waving, and us laughing, and realised that he could be seen, and disappeared from sight. About ten minutes later, he walked past, glowering at us, which made us start laughing again. The lady had told us that he was always there, posing, and she'd always wanted to wave at him, but had never dared. Until now. 😆😆😆

@greilus4535

4 ай бұрын

you know, for useless internet points

@bdegrds

4 ай бұрын

​@@alexm9479nubies taking a video of their form makes no sense because they do not know what good form looks like

3:50 is one of the funniest clips I’ve seen in a very long time 😂

@Universelove777

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

5:59 While I wouldn't have the balls to do this in a public gym, this is actually a really solid way to train neck extensions in a gym that doesn't have the right machine for it. As the saying goes, if it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

I'm guessing the woman at 3:50 has never seen Jurassic Park 2. Also, the guy with the shopping cart on the treadmill is definitely a win.

@rennmaxbeta

4 ай бұрын

Training for Supermarket Sweep

@gabrielbruce1977

4 ай бұрын

Someone else made the Supermarket Sweep joke so. Black Friday 2024 training is getting intense

@Chevy969

4 ай бұрын

The guy with the shopping cart was hilarious. That still counts as running.

@DoctorX17

4 ай бұрын

@@rennmaxbeta Exactly what I was thinking, lol

@DoctorX17

4 ай бұрын

@@Chevy969 Yeah, sorry to tell the person on a bike it doesn't count XD at least cart man was running

3:51 lol that iguana is a menace for that

So as someone who’s been around exercise equipment almost my entire life, I have three questions: what is with the obsession to misuse resistance bands, what sort of gym doesn’t secure its machines to the floor and why do people insist on not using bar collars?

@somedayzo6

Ай бұрын

Regarding not using collars I have heard people say that it is much safer to NOT use collars. The theory being if they are alone and cannot lift the weight they can allow plates to slide off each side until they can move the weight. Just what I have heard.

9:33 I knew it, Shaggy loves workout

The resistance band bit is the funniest thing I have ever seen years. Can't stop laughing.

Failarmy I just wanted to say thank you. Content is always hilarious. But especially thank you for not having a commentator discuss every fail, takes all the spontaneity and most certainly the humor out of the content. Other pages do this and it's so annoying. So I appreciate what you do ❤❤

I'm convinced resistance bands were invented by a prankster who just wanted to see people get smacked with a bungee cord.

Things broken in this video : ✅ Big, solid machines ✅ Resistance bands ✅ Lightbulbs ❌ Yoga balls

6:00 This is an ordinary exercise, it is often trained this way as part of rehabilitation after an injury

@drforjc

4 ай бұрын

Neck training’s a thing but the guy is Jerry rigging it on a totally different machine

@chriswelcome8102

3 ай бұрын

@@drforjc If you think gyms typically have the setups to do these exercises you're thoroughly mistaken. He could use a bench with a plate on the front/back of his head, but for an average Joe that is very uncomfortable, even with a towel

10:27 my man thought he was aqua man 😂😂😂

Anything with resistance bands to the face freaks me the hell out. One of my fears right there lol

@karlajaeger2082

4 ай бұрын

I sprained my ankle really hard and borrowed my mom's 10 lb band. It worked but i always turned my head away.

Training on beach next to wild animals. Nothing could go wrong, like them biting me 🤡

@shishinonaito

4 ай бұрын

That's way safer and wiser than going to a gym and being surrounded by these stupid people

@mikemcconeghy4658

4 ай бұрын

That critter didn't run off, either. Probably thinking about trying for another taste.

10:36, oh my god, my face honestly hurts from watching that clip over and over, lol.

0:45 is that Sam Sulek??

When training, if you can't do four reps, it is too heavy. And dangerous. If you can do twenty four, it is too light. Five sets minimum.

This pup, at the 2:38 mark, is so attentive…Very cute! 💙🐾🐾🥰

We have the trifecta now. The top three failure tools are as follows: #1) *WHEELBARROWS* (with several centuries' head start!) #2) Trampolines; if they aren't breaking or bouncing you out, they're flying away in the next strong wind. and #3) Weight bar securing fasteners!

Some ego lifting in this one. Ego lifting can get you killed.

U can’t tell me the big girl with the jeep really honestly thought she was gonna get that handstand 🤣

The shot of the lizard biting the woman in the pink bikini's finger and then her throwing sand at it. Too funny. "You son of a b----!"

Never thought of the gym as a particularly dangerous place, but after watching this...holy shit the gym is fucking dangerous. I'd be afraid to wear headphones or have my back to the room.

8:51 should have picked a different spotting person. The lifter could have had broken ribs from that bar, or other injuries

If people would think for a few moments about how ridiculous it would look if they failed, they might be a bit more judicious about their efforts to impress! 🙂

The spotter is supposed to know what to do, and what not to do, and above all be able to handle the weight, and take immediate action. Wth was this 8:44

@gamma626

4 ай бұрын

If i was in that scenario that would legit have ended that friendship. What kinda fucked in the head person just laughs at you while you ask for help and gasp for air?

@erakfishfishfish

4 ай бұрын

@@gamma626it seemed like the lifter didn’t understand what a spotter does. Spotters don’t lift the bar for you when you fail the rep-they help you lift it. The lifter looked like she assumed the spotter would just take the bar from her.

@iamgrateful_like_dat

4 ай бұрын

@@erakfishfishfish she's dumb and if you think she's right then you're same as her

Lovely pieces! But I have to say that the grocery cart piece was more of a hilarious workaround.

The last clip when dude's getting crushed on the bench, and rather than give a spot, broski jams smelling salts up his nose. 😂

Laughed at every single one of these, thanks for making my day better 😊😊😊

@joebauers3746

3 ай бұрын

Dude at 7:30 probably had a pretty bad neck injury, that one was not very funny to me.

The resistance bands scenes are right out of a Looney Tunes cartoon.

3:51 She called that lizard a son of a bitch😂

When you don't have a job in manual labour

The willingness of people to hurt themselves for our entertainment is what gives me hope for humanity.

The spotter in the last clip would have gotten some smooth skipiddy paps as soon as he got that weight off me 😂

I did a back flip on a trampoline once and landed exactly like the guy @ 7:32. Thought I had crushed my larynx and couldn't speak for long minutes. Very scary. Hope the guy's okay.

@indianapolisindiana7856

4 ай бұрын

They forgot to add *NO ONE WAS INJURED* 😂

Thank you to those that film their mishaps and release them to the world.

By far the best fail channel. No 'funny' comments, no 'funny' sounds, and no 'music'.

There's no reason for many of these videos being recorded other than pure narcisism.

And at 3:47 the silly iguana got away with it; she threw her ire and sand at the other one.

This video had me in tears lol 🤣 But I want everyone to remember that gym accidents can be fatal. Equipment that is not used properly or not secured well enough can be very dangerous. People can get hurt from using equipment in a way that they are not supposed to be. Gym accidents are not that common, but remember to be safe out there guys!

Just to make people aware, 6:02 shouldn't be in this video, that's a legitimate exercise for building the neck muscles.

5:07 that laugh! Hilarious!!!!

1:01 the Ball went UWU

3:50 lmao that little gator is trying to end his life early

What part of "Lock your plates in" don't people get?? Seriously.

@hanestshirtsarecool

Ай бұрын

If you know what your doing, sometimes it's safer to go without locks. Like when you're bench pressing alone.🧐

3:22 who else thought she would shatter one of the windows? 😅

2:47 "When you're going to work it, work it! Don't talk." Shades of Tuco, people...

the guy stealing the weight had me ROLLING lmfao

9:23 Why do so many people try these weird new exercises

6:13 i need to start going to a gym asap now

@kaspervestergaard2383

3 ай бұрын

Ya?

0:04 Same sound you make when you stub your toe in the dark. Reaction remains the same.

@ener6206

29 күн бұрын

Oilo

Last dude legit sounds like one of the Scientists from Half-Life

That tom scream in the background at 5:23 got me.

I guess fall damages was toggled off at 3:09

I can't stop laughing at these moments! 😂 Thanks for bringing such joy to all of us!

3:31 No one harmed Wall: Am i a joke to you?

Dude who walked up did a quick shadow box and then took that plate off that man bar got me dead 🤣🤣🤣

What 'people' won't do to "get it on video." Ridiculously dangerous, social media has really shown people for who they really are!!

@Flamme244

4 ай бұрын

Exactly the same way im thinking as well. People are so happy to have sth on video instead of put away that Phone and help people..

@TheCommunicationCoach

4 ай бұрын

@@Flamme244 They 'don't want to get involved,' though they really mean they're too cowardly to be bothered. One witness to a crime against me and my van (a bum threw a beer bottle at me and tried to grab my van door to open it as I was driving through a lot) at first was going to tell the cops what she saw, but then her cowardly hubbie told her not to so she didn't. But they'll sure turn on those phones if they can, and act like they did someone a huge favor when 100 other cowards are taping it as well!! That's how G Floyd was murdered right in public by a cowardly cop!! That would NOT have happened had I been there!!

The best part of gym/workout fails is that a lot of these people were recording themselves because they were so confident they'd have something to show off...lol

Bro these people are just a whole different breed I got to be extra careful now when going to the gym thanks for the laugh 😂😂😂

3:57 that's hilarious. threw sand at him

it amazes me how many dudes REFUSE to just use clamps....😂 and how dudes gotta act all strong man and try to push up more than they can handle 😂

@philbertchow5425

3 ай бұрын

Testosterone turns men into idiots

3:30 Respekt an denjenigen, der nach der Arbeit, mit seinem Auto schnell noch ins Gym fahren wollte😂😂😂

@Flamme244

4 ай бұрын

Woooow haha

Yk that was a direct heel shot in the second clip lol That's the sound of real pain 💀

0:47 I really like how the dude is doing sit ups in that taxi. 😆😆

I guess my question is why are so many average people filming themselves working out?

I'm seeing a lot of elastics/resistance bands failing... and that just scares me from using them.

@erakfishfishfish

4 ай бұрын

There are bands with safety sleeves over the elastic so it’s not dangerous if the band snaps. They’re pricey, but provide good peace of mind. (I had a sleeved one snap on me and it was no problem.)

@adamgibson473

4 ай бұрын

most of the accidents with bands happens because people would rather stretch it further for more resistance rather than switching to a thicker band.

3:40 The rack was like, "Let me just grab that back, you don't need that!" 😂

To all of the other fail channels. This is how it's done! No commentary. No silly movie clips in between. Just fail videos

2:17 Bro knew what he did, his foot slips and then he looks straight at his handiwork XD

8:28 He pushed and pushed and pushed then he got tired! 🤪

The lizard one had me dying 😂hopefully she was ok though. You could a nasty infection from a bite like that 😮

He took it on the chin like a queen, bet it's not his 1st time 😂

9:39 a real life Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

@3:50 was so funny! Hungry lizard! 🤣

0:21 There's always one of these in every "fail" video. That is not a workout fail at all. He just defeated the stack and it surrendered.

We should all agree giant rubber bands are not safe