"College is easy. It's like riding a bike only that the bike is on fire and the floor is on fire and everything is on fire, because you are in hell"

@58shawnshibu58

4 жыл бұрын

call me carsonnnn reference

@thewordsmith7364

4 жыл бұрын

ProZD

@liljohnnynandos1454

3 жыл бұрын

You stole that from a yearbook quote

@lol4livs

3 жыл бұрын

@@liljohnnynandos1454 it has quotation marks? What's your point it's a q u o t e

@jgray1831

3 жыл бұрын

@@liljohnnynandos1454 bro... it’s a quote... in quotation marks... Meaning... He didn’t come up with it 🤯

“So when real college hits I’d fold like a house of cards before a hurricane” techno never lets us forget that he’s an English nerd

@Georgios_F

3 жыл бұрын

603 liked but no comments? Edit:what have I started...

@wilde2746

3 жыл бұрын

663 likes and one comment?

@hannahcheon9889

3 жыл бұрын

747 likes and two comments?

@pico1109

3 жыл бұрын

754 likes and 3 comments(this stupid trend i must continue ahh)

@lemonesgue137

3 жыл бұрын

777 like and four comments?

Guy hacking: WHAT THE HELL WHAT CLUENT IS HE USING??? techno, in the most calm voice: that guy was legit

@arlo9754

3 жыл бұрын

he just had a good gaming chair

@levko4738

3 жыл бұрын

@@arlo9754 and a healthy diet

@sofiaporras3624

3 жыл бұрын

and a good haircut

@Bunny-nh4js

3 жыл бұрын

And clean pair of glasses

@cheploper4621

3 жыл бұрын

He just had good drip

Imagine if MC Mondays does Skywars and Technoblade makes it into a casual video like this.

@MCminer-gr4hx

4 жыл бұрын

They would probably make it lucky block skywars lol

@RS-ABSOLUTE

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh seriously! 😂

@dummylion1254

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@houtarou_oreki

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even be suprised

@T0xicBeann

4 жыл бұрын

We wouldn’t even notice

Technoblade: 1:18 "9:30! no one is awake at 9:30!" Me: *Has to wake up for school at six*

@hosseokjin8685

4 жыл бұрын

me: *has to wake up for school at **5:15*

@kapsxd

4 жыл бұрын

@@hosseokjin8685 if you actually press 5:15. Techno says that you are a functional adult 😂😂

@jems3732

4 жыл бұрын

mom woke up at 4:30am to get ready for school and now she can barely wake up at 9am.

@ethand958

4 жыл бұрын

6? Ameteur

@randoperson2032

4 жыл бұрын

same but it officially starts at 7 but before is for preperation cuz im lazy

"When you add a third or fourth player into it, man, it's not pvp anymore. That's just politics, man." -Technoblade

@llamallover1057

3 жыл бұрын

the beginning of his anti-government phase

@alex2005z

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly not US politics

I love how sarcastic this channel is

@Bob13454

4 жыл бұрын

It's not sarcasm video games are serious business.

@antt2228

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bob13454 And deserve to be treated with respect.

@wongcayven9893

3 жыл бұрын

@@antt2228 and while other people are wasting time making actually good content and getting girlfriends, I STUDIED *THE CRAFT*

@user-fv6nc7qi2x

3 жыл бұрын

@@wongcayven9893 *He

@akaanshakhter9936

Жыл бұрын

was*

imagine being the technopinggood guy afk and when he gets back sees a invite from technoblade...

@basenthesham6272

3 жыл бұрын

and he missed it

@puddlee

3 жыл бұрын

Sad

@roywempor8395

2 жыл бұрын

He is too important for techno

@acheron720

Ай бұрын

He was one of the goons in potato war 3 actually; one of the backup rabbit users

3:49 i think techno forgot it’s college.... internet is HIGHLY used at night

@OneBorko

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, at college u do it with internet during the day and u sleep with someone during the night... If you are lucky enough.

@TechnobladeClips

3 жыл бұрын

@@OneBorko i don't think techno used to sleep with people at college lol

@mene6465

3 жыл бұрын

TechnoCLIPS he’s not talking about techno...

@TechnobladeClips

3 жыл бұрын

@@mene6465 hmmmm good point

@mello9586

2 жыл бұрын

@@OneBorko wut

"You're legally a toddler" LMAO

his “hallooo” is pure seritonin

@dhruvjain5439

2 жыл бұрын

His and Iskall85's, those are addiction at their finest

“No one is awake at 9:30” *Everyone who is in middle or high school has entered the chat*

lol nerd we all know the only reason you're even going to college is for the upload speed. classes are a necessary sacrifice in order to get to 10 mil subs

@flowwater1237

5 жыл бұрын

Cady Cat wooosh

@mystic3476

5 жыл бұрын

Cady Cat 7

@btdpro752

5 жыл бұрын

@@CadWad his joking dear Lord

@qxarts3896

5 жыл бұрын

Cady Cat Its normal for our 9yr olds to cyberbully techno

@max6090

3 жыл бұрын

Mcc did it and he demolished them

Collegeblade 1 week ago: real excited to restart uploading Collegeblade now: lol what nerds

"Its raining men" -Technoblade

@sofiaporras3624

3 жыл бұрын

hallelujah

@ImGalaxify

3 жыл бұрын

It’s raining men

I have discovered your channel through Minecraft Monday and other KZreadrs... Holy hell you are relatable

@s4muraik290

4 жыл бұрын

I'm an og 200k subscriber

@evantheduck9042

4 жыл бұрын

@@s4muraik290 I probly would if I had found The channel then

@TristanPopken

4 жыл бұрын

@@s4muraik290 I am an og 80k subscriber. But thats still late and not og

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

4 жыл бұрын

inb4 1 mil

@atatatatatatata2700

4 жыл бұрын

Im from like 150k or smth

“I don’t think I’m going to enjoy this game” I love how calmly that was stated

@WeeTheDuck

3 жыл бұрын

"I didn't" I love how calmly that was typed

I love that fact that he has no intro except for “Welcome to another episode of skywars”, and not even 30 seconds in, he’s making iconic quotes.

I like how techno compares politics and minecraft skywars

@WeeTheDuck

3 жыл бұрын

And its the perfect comparison

@puretestoster1

2 жыл бұрын

accurate comparison

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

Жыл бұрын

Same thing

Techno: kills guy that was literally bhopping Techno after: “So back to what I was saying about being able to kill sentient players.”

Your upload schedule is CRAZY i fear for my LIFE

@aluneesan1916

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahahah

Technoblade dying at 8 am class: me: *laughs at 6 am

@dorol6375

3 жыл бұрын

Weak, I start at 4:30. At this point I'm studying at midnight

@RongDMemer

2 ай бұрын

7 AM to 11 AM and then continue at 1PM to 5 PM

Techno’s upload speed is faster then my brain power

@kmkushad

3 жыл бұрын

Not anymore

@randompotato8105

3 жыл бұрын

you must have a really slow brain...

@ambrosherrmann8322

3 жыл бұрын

@@randompotato8105 this was a year ago

@zemen3414

2 жыл бұрын

@@ambrosherrmann8322 2 years ago...

Be careful when u draw thumbnails sword don’t look like a sword

@snuggys56

5 жыл бұрын

Ian Christian lmao

@ravrav6433

5 жыл бұрын

he doesnt draw them he has people draw them for him for freeeee

@jets3353

5 жыл бұрын

Rev Rav for freeeeeee

@KuwaywayLogic

5 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s sword just uh..

@jets3353

5 жыл бұрын

Kuwayway Logic good point

Title: “i fear for my LIFE” Me: “What life?”

@noelchristianemmanconcepci293

5 жыл бұрын

college life, :/

@PlacidSine

4 жыл бұрын

Toomm burn

@satriosukarji1777

Жыл бұрын

This aged. It really did.

@anJellica_

Жыл бұрын

@@satriosukarji1777 yep..

@SparkliOfficial

Жыл бұрын

This one aged for real lol.......XD

ive noticed that when playing the pit, it would be a 1v1 then as soon hes on 1 BOOM 3 people drop from the sky 1 dude runs around from the corner another appears infront of you and just combo you into obblivion

@Iliadic

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@WeeTheDuck

3 жыл бұрын

The pit is Hypixel's take on cookie clicker. Dont think, keep clickin

“Nobody wakes up at 9:30!” Bruh my classes start at 7:30 🥺

@Beephobic1013

3 жыл бұрын

lemme guess you have the 730/8am classes

@maxwelledison9954

3 жыл бұрын

You want a cookie?

@bananade5766

3 жыл бұрын

Mine at 7

@livispuzzled

3 жыл бұрын

SAME LMAO

@keara2154

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I used to start lessons at 8, and now at 9

3:49 - Techno: "No one needed that minute of bandwidth at 12 am." Me: *turning in assignments last minute*

If technopinggood sees this vid.. he’s gonna be mad that he ignored technoblade’s party invite..

@technopinggood4555

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas J ...... I’m dying inside

@ericyu3000

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Le is technopinggood

@jawsplayz

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Le wot

@Iliadic

5 жыл бұрын

@@technopinggood4555 you're a sponsor! You're cool.

@technopinggood4555

5 жыл бұрын

@Luuk I sponsored like 1-2 weeks ago

*I TOLD YOU BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN TO ME!*

The rate Techno was speaking at in this one had me smiling. Man was ADHD all the way

rest in peace technoblade. This is so relatable. University was a stroke of luck... every week of suffering.

If anyone comes across this rewatching techno's stuff. LONG LIVE THE BLADE! Rest in peace Techno.

@matieuvanweert1667

Жыл бұрын

o7

@zoezozo673

Жыл бұрын

o7 chain

@tushitarao6846

Жыл бұрын

o7

@holyguacamole3186

Жыл бұрын

o7

@CPCplayz

Жыл бұрын

o7

techno: college is actually really chill. also techno a few months later: COLLEGE IN INSANE

Techno against 3 nerds: GODMODE Techno against the most legit Ultra Instinct B-Hopper in Mexican History: *+20 damage*

Techno: classes at 9:30 who wakes up then that’s just inhumane! Me watching this at 5:30:

@Superfalcon-rf7og

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i get class at 8 lol

Just me or does the thumbnail’s diamond sword look like a ....

@gigachadgaming6071

5 жыл бұрын

Puggets lol

@kazeu7106

5 жыл бұрын

DEMONITIZED.

@lilly4154

5 жыл бұрын

Idk looks like a Pokémon

@gullerodjensen6926

5 жыл бұрын

Puggets it is definetly not only you 👍

@pemgoon

5 жыл бұрын

oh just shut up

4:58 "When you're 17 you're legally a TODDLER" tommyinnit does not approve lol

We will never forget you king. You will always be remembered fly high techno🕊️

I can finally watch his college story times & relate to them now :D omg

Technoblade: "No ones awake at 9:30am thats inhumane" Me: Hold my beer.

3:48 someone who was submitting an important assignment at the last minute needed that bandwidth

Rest in peace, Technoblade

As someone who’s a month into college, this video hit on a different level.

Techno actually has a true talent for voice-overs, while actually participating with it at the same time. Like really, I suggest getting into radio. Obviously continue your KZread channel, but man. Go for it.

@ImmortalPaladin

3 ай бұрын

This ain’t a voice over

HOLY TechnoPingGood is my friend in Hypixel!!!!!

@dominicquick107

3 жыл бұрын

what was his reaction to this vid

Bru watching this and when he talk about about assignments I just remember something I had my mom to sigh you saved me life

Its been 1- almost 2 years since he passed away and he still appears on my recommendations. What a god. Technoblade never dies

Imagine if the guy in the begining breaking the glass ended up getting techno with the trap

boi i wish my classes started at 9:30... 7:50 EVERY SINGLE DAY.

@mystikkatz

5 жыл бұрын

THAT IS NOTHING *6:45** EVERY DAY*

@ColemanCraftFTW

5 жыл бұрын

It’s called being in college. Elementary- HS starts at 7:50-8:00 where I live but my first class is at 9:30

@json_n

5 жыл бұрын

I wake up at 5:30 am and school starts at 7:00 am

@zephyrean700

5 жыл бұрын

TIMMMEEEEE DIFFFFERRRRRENNNNCCEEEESSSSSS

@ohwellhey6221

5 жыл бұрын

RDG2 DUDE ARE WE THE ONLY ONES WHO START AT 6:45? I can’t see anyone complainin’ about having to wake up at 6

Technoblade: “nobody wakes up at 8 o’clock” Me watching this at 8 o’clock: “yep...”

*that was the greatest intro I've ever heard* *-by the skin of my teeth-*

@Beephobic1013

3 жыл бұрын

teeth don’t even have skin so that shows you how ive gotten by

@painthamizhmv124

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

The best fights (from an audience's perspective, imho) is when Techno has to fight multiple relatively good, but not great, players. It really lets him look like a God when he beats a swarm of players who are at least good enough not to fall off by themselves.

Techno just casually kills a hacker while i fall of accidentally

You can literally sleep while watching techno blade

6:20 the year is 2021, regular skywars has become ranked skywars and ranked skywars has become the deepest pit of hell, where the lasr hope of having fun has dried out like a rotten... orange?

@HajudinStar

Жыл бұрын

as someone who has never played skywars.... *I'm scared*

Technoblade's videos help when I'm depressed. o7

*Nobody's up at 9: 30*

@Airuz1

5 жыл бұрын

*I WAKE UP AT 5*

@therambunctiousrobloxian9323

5 жыл бұрын

Why is everyone saying what time they wake up. He said it in the video XP

@ber2704

5 жыл бұрын

im awake at 5:50 fight me

@addserver2639

5 жыл бұрын

How tf do you all get up at like 5am I can barely wake up at 7

@bloo7663

5 жыл бұрын

i wake up at almost 9:30 am

technoblade giving me the picture of collage, lol legend u still help me

As someone who’s started college for real…I understand exactly what he was talking about… Rest well Beloved Blade.

Nerd u didn’t even intro in the beginning

@WhoEvenFilms

5 жыл бұрын

that’s an ODD refrence

@apaxial1509

5 жыл бұрын

i dont care lol

@worldrecordcherrylicker8228

5 жыл бұрын

regular stuff

@apaxial1509

5 жыл бұрын

agree

@apaxial1509

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting

I thought your weren’t a nerd

@ratbat1072

5 жыл бұрын

N E R D

@nuwbers

5 жыл бұрын

What?

@godlyvex5543

5 жыл бұрын

yuour're*

@Bluestic123

5 жыл бұрын

yeren't**

@MintyMinster

5 жыл бұрын

yergn’kk***

It seems unreal...that this guy is no more

Imagine being techno ping good and going afk, only to come back to missing a party invite from technoblade...

Anytime TechnoTheManPig uploads, its gonna be a good 10 minutes.

I feel like Techno is secretly telling us a message with each video he makes pleading for mercy and help.

The thumbnail is the most artistic thing I have ever seen

I love how Techno barely even talked about college and got sidetracked talking about Ranked Skywars for the whole video

Such a legend... Rest easy king 👑

*i love how he acts that "Oumaigad Teknobleid"*

"Has anyone noticed skywars has gotten more sweaty over time?", damn bro just predicted the future

"I have a class at 9:30!? What!? This is cruel and inhumane!" My (past) elementary school's class, who starts at 7:00: Amateur

Technoblade says 8 o'clock is torture *Casually in 7th period at 5:40

@broncosfan303-

5 жыл бұрын

I'm in 5th grade and I USED TO HAPPY BUT NOW THAT I SEE THIS I FEAR FOR MY LIFE

@jems3732

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT, 5:40am? how.. schools like 7 hours so .. what.

@Evthesnev

Ай бұрын

@@jems3732could be pm

@Evthesnev

Ай бұрын

@@broncosfan303-how’s 9th grade

1:04 *"It's all coming together"*

“No ones awake at 9;30” Me who’s class starts at 7;30 and life far away so I have to wake up at 5;30 Ah yes, I do not exist

When Techno was talking about having to wake up at like 9 I was like “WAIT WHY IS SCHOOL MAKING US WAKE UP THAT EARLY IF REALLY, WE DONT HAVE TO???”

4:07 he thought it was free real estate

5:24 thank you for curing my ocd

@TristanPopken

4 жыл бұрын

xD

Techno: *Complains about starting classes at **9:30**.* Me who starts at 7:25 yet I'm only in my 1st year at secondary: 👁👄👁

Rest King 👑 rip tecno 😢 I can’t believe this is true but these are old memories I have to see

I'm going to miss this. I'm so glad he left all of them up 💛

Techno CHILL! My 1st period starts at 7:30am every morning.

it has taken me literally years to realise that my habit to talking politely but dismissively to inanimate objects is something i have picked up from this random guy on the internet and i will never be able to break it because at this point its a part of me

@zegaspeed

8 ай бұрын

Its a good thing to remember him by

Technoblade: *wants presents from santa* Also Technoblade: *plays grinch simulator*

man this is so much better than a lot of other youtubers' content. rip techno :(

1:10 "Everyone can handle Mondays!" *Everyone loses Minecraft Mondays*

"Waking up at 8: 30 is inhumane" me watching at 6am with my first period in 10 minutes

I want these type of videos again

"Has anyone noticed skywars has gotten a lot more sweaty?" Skwars 2 years later: people better than technoblade

@Norhkuna

2 жыл бұрын

sw is reeeaally sweaty nowadays

@rudranshkapoor1738

2 жыл бұрын

@@Norhkuna yup the kits have also been nerfed so people can't like 2 hit kill u and stuff.....

I wish we could get more casual videos like this 😓

@zegaspeed

8 ай бұрын

We all do….

I misread the title as "dude technoblade is CRAZY i fear for my LIFE", but either way it's pretty accurate

"You're legally a *TODDLER*" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Is college a good source of Skywars coins?

@i_am_a_noob4641

3 жыл бұрын

I mean there are a lot of people to stab there...

@alex2005z

2 жыл бұрын

@@i_am_a_noob4641 thats cursed

well at least you get to spend all of your life savings so you can get a job that wont get you that money back

@worstosuplayer19

5 жыл бұрын

pretty sure college loans aren't fully paid back till they're in their 40s....

@dinofml6173

5 жыл бұрын

You can pay them back in your late 20's early 30's if you work in the oilfield

@Roorb

5 жыл бұрын

and he shall neva get that money back

@Roorb

5 жыл бұрын

if oil exists in 30 years lol

@pyroarprimal5487

5 жыл бұрын

@@Roorb LOL U MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ILY

Technoblade I just love your videos, the way you talk about real life stuff and the fact that you're about my age.. I can relate so much XD good luck on college bro

nothing like watching techno complain about college gives me so many serotonin.

In memory of technoblade I'm watching every single sky wars video

Rest in peace techo ❤

Techno talking about how he hates 3rd parties, Techno 3 seconds later: how bout I do anyway

@Izaac1337

3 жыл бұрын

"having integrity doesn't get me Sky Wars coins" - Technoblade, 2016

HOW IS COLLEGE SO CHILL??? I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT SIX TO GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT COLLEGE HAS DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE UP TILL EIGH, OH I CAN'T WAIT?!?