The high pitched fake laugh he does when he's mad is the worst

@knifin_around

5 ай бұрын

HahaHUH

@parasyteIRL

5 ай бұрын

ACK ACK ACK ACK

@SrslyTony

5 ай бұрын

I imagine he practices this in the shower instead of looking for the shampoo

@ashleybrooke2087

5 ай бұрын

It's the most punchable laugh.

@lilsweeet0672

5 ай бұрын

You think he showers? Good joke. ​@SrslyTony

He was so committed to this game before lol... he literally thought he was pro-level when he hit master

@elvedinka5322

5 ай бұрын

I mean he still thinks he is. It's just the online scrubs that somehow are in mater rank+ that abuse online play and beat him easy

I swear he spends more time explaining why he loses than actually playing the game

@unbearifiedbear1885

5 ай бұрын

Most people will knuckle down, focus and push themselves harder when put under pressure by an opponent. Phil gives us a real time break down of how he's losing and why it doesn't count, AS ITS HAPPENING 😂 Its like *"SHUT UP AND FIGHT FFS!"*

@trident8

5 ай бұрын

Not only that but his reasonings are wrong. I haven't played sf6 in a few months but I still know he's completely out of his depth. For example what's baffling is him complaining how they were able to hit him in a middle of a hit string after a minus normal. This is framedata 101. His true narcissism surfaces whenever he plays competitive online games.

@Shan0a

5 ай бұрын

the pigsplaining never stop

@sixonepm

5 ай бұрын

60 blames per second.

@batboy555

5 ай бұрын

Like bg3

If DSP wants more support all he has to do is look towards Argentina. Viva Argentina!!!

@MikeTheD

5 ай бұрын

The Argentinian freedom fighters have a difficult struggle against Pigler, and need our support. I am confident they will prevail against this menace.

@dorkasaurus_rex

5 ай бұрын

Don't snort for me Argentina

@pigroachman8712

5 ай бұрын

DSP is the State-sanctioned streamer of Argentina 🤣

@Cm-xv7oe

5 ай бұрын

Messi will save the channel. Argentinian member bombs are plentiful this season

@batboy555

5 ай бұрын

Messi is a detractor

Just a sad toxic old man who’s trying to catch lightning in a bottle again, but the truth is, he never deserved it in the first place, and fate is correcting that mistake in the timeline.

@Thereitisocles

5 ай бұрын

This should be in his obit

I bet this dude jumps out of sleep yelling "I can't do anything about it!"

@jamestipton1025

5 ай бұрын

"I was literally sleeping dood! There's nothing I could do!"

@STRING3R

5 ай бұрын

bugged dream mechanics

@penguinsmovies

5 ай бұрын

" This dream drops all my inputs"

@iamdildorbowbeforeme9040

5 ай бұрын

this comment thread is gold xD

@drkRoss89

5 ай бұрын

Mash jab!

Phil’s biggest problem with this game is everyone else kept getting better and Phil like always stayed at level one. He didn’t even get better excuses

@Swymco

5 ай бұрын

#1 for excuses in North America.

@dre3k78

5 ай бұрын

Yeah its funny how the game gets worse for Phil when the competition gets better. Meanwhile you have Phil who constantly switches characters, doesnt know any frame data or the basic mechanics of the game and plays 1 or 2 nights a week constantly loses and doesnt learn or get any better.

@Snakee423

5 ай бұрын

Level one podcast dood, didnt you noticed the paralel? SNORT

I find it hilarious that he's still using the same excuses in every fighting game he plays

@torchlight1785

5 ай бұрын

To this day, he has trashed every fighting game's online. There is not a single fighting game that isn't for "lahg pattern scrubs."

@addiemarieruhome

5 ай бұрын

And he’ll use those same excuses until the day he dies, regardless of technological progress, they’ll never crack the “rollback net code” conundrum that Phil seems to always have

@rmnhn

5 ай бұрын

He’s going to use the same excuses when Tekken 8 comes out later this week. It’s as inevitable as death and taxes.

@dorkasaurus_rex

5 ай бұрын

15 years of the same excuses for every loss in fighting games

@omfgholycrap

5 ай бұрын

Looking forward to the Tekken 8 excuses 🤡🤡🤡

His new year resolution of not insulting his opponents didn't even last a single month.

phil complaining about his opponents “mashing” when they’re doing meaties and frametraps and he keeps getting counterhit for pressing when he’s minus, he’s going to get rolled on Tekken im so excited

@spicylatinkarl86

5 ай бұрын

Yes, the salt will be grade A prime choice, especially when he comes back to sf6

@trident8

5 ай бұрын

I noticed that too. Til this day he has no idea about sf6 framedata.

@shareefpeoples5317

5 ай бұрын

He and ltg will get abused in tekken 8. I will getmy popcorn, snacks for the launch day. It will be the excuselympics

@AutraxD

3 ай бұрын

I don't watch this whining man-baby but as a professional armchair psychologist who got their masters from KZread, this dude is a massive narcissist. I really hope he doesn't have kids. He's so amazing in his mind it's delusional. In his eyes he must be playing superbly and genuinely can't understand why he loses LOL

This is the final SF6 stream until Phil brings it back after he inevitably rage quits Tekken 8

@DanteV2019

5 ай бұрын

This. This was exactly what I was thinking. Except he’ll also be praising SF6 while bitching at T8

"Why did that hit me?" *Camera conveniently blocks the "Punish counter" notification* I wonder why...

@LeeONardo

5 ай бұрын

You can still see it come on the edge of the screen and what colour it is. I don't actually blame him for this one, what I do blame him for is how it's there on screen and he still questions what happened.

@Sharkmane25

5 ай бұрын

@@LeeONardohe purposely put it there I can’t remember what stream but when he rolled out the gout carpet on one of the first streams and told everyone he was gonna put the camera there. Guaranteed it’s to help his stupid narrative

@Athrun82

5 ай бұрын

@@LeeONardo I think Phil lives in his own reality. He thinks he has hit the right buttons or right on time but he doesn't actually. And this is the result.

"I won't insult people in this game any more" Less than 2 weeks later - "He's a terrible player and a scrub!!! I'm just accurately describing him!" The Salt Must Flow 🧂🧂🧂 and Tekken 8 is likely to be no exception..

@batboy555

5 ай бұрын

You are banned banned banned.

@Technature7567

5 ай бұрын

Less than two weeks? The baby didn't last 24 hours.

@RyanJinxedCoffee

5 ай бұрын

It's not an insult, just a factual observation dood. Like saying his wife has the mass of a small moon. Same thing.

@B4ss88

5 ай бұрын

The documentary is done, so he doesn't have to fake anymore 😂

I saw he has his camera overlay right on-top of where it tells you that a counter is coming from your opponent 🤣🤣

@Beautiful_Mess

5 ай бұрын

62 IQ Dave.

@Abedeuss

5 ай бұрын

Big ups Rooflemonger for pointing this out.

@nixondoesit

5 ай бұрын

@@Abedeuss that's the guy!! 🙏

@whiteninji352

5 ай бұрын

@@AbedeussWhen you have fg guide people clowning on you, I think that’s the point where you would pack your bags. Fortunately DSP is stubborn and anything but smart

There is no way in hell that he's not gonna be even worse with the excuses in Tekken, he'll somehow be even worse at the game too.

@rmnhn

5 ай бұрын

He’ll play that game the same way he ruined Tag 2, Revolution and 7: by spamming the objectively bad Ali Kicks (db3+4,4,4) with King.

@unbearifiedbear1885

5 ай бұрын

​@@rmnhn is that the repeated shin kick move?

@rmnhn

5 ай бұрын

@@unbearifiedbear1885 Yup

@RhouanAltier

5 ай бұрын

They actually call it ali kicks in the game? I always thought they were a reference to Inoki vs Ali but didn't know they actually named them after that.

@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14

5 ай бұрын

"I'm naht used to tekken dood, I'm a street fighter player"

Argentina doesn’t care if Phil is tahxic. They still support him :)

@ashleybrooke2087

5 ай бұрын

Too bad he doesn't recognize their currency

Dumb phil complains about a zoner like guile zoning him, imagine a guy like Phil going to a local fg venue, beyond insuferrable.

@lawlessx9

5 ай бұрын

He wouldn't have the balls to do act like that in public now

@RyanJinxedCoffee

5 ай бұрын

Thats why he had people literally about to beat his ass back in the day.

@fuman7057

5 ай бұрын

@@lawlessx9 Phil almost getting knocked out by both Jaha and Viscant after Phil almost started fights with both shook him to the core.

@MaztRPwn

5 ай бұрын

Can’t complain about lag, cross play and rollback at a local. 😂

@unsaltedskies

5 ай бұрын

​@@MaztRPwn just wait and Phil *will* be the first. In the past he has complained about controllers on cabinets.

Man, if a game called 'Excuse Slinger' ever comes out DSP would be an international champion, no question.

@ashleybrooke2087

5 ай бұрын

Or Salt Fighter.

There is one aspect of Phil's behavior that disturbs me the most. It's when he starts yelling "I didn't do that!" or "That's not what happened!". Either he is truly delusional or he wants to condition his dents to believe the blatant lies that protect his ego. Phil needs some serious help with his mental health.

@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide

5 ай бұрын

I feel the same way, it’s something truly wrong with him; he has moments where you can see a potential psychopath emerging.. but, hes a hermit, and scared of his shadow.

@alexmiller6955

5 ай бұрын

His excuses are delivered like he's afraid his dad will beat him. It's a bit disturbing.

@lolilol5346

5 ай бұрын

I have my own fan fic where in a few years we will realise that what dsp was saying was true and he had a cursed version of the game . Like some kind of creepypasta you know.

@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14

5 ай бұрын

Same as when he says "it didn't give me my move"

@ElSandwich777

5 ай бұрын

#DSPIntervention.

Im so glad DSP doesn’t insult his opponents anymore

@dre3k78

5 ай бұрын

The documentary got canceled so no need for Phil to put on the act anymore.

@YoutubeStyleChannel

5 ай бұрын

@@dre3k78 100%

It’s a shame DSP is retiring SF6. His salt will be remembered forever

@taylortots5549

5 ай бұрын

At least we have Tekken 8 to look forward to assuming he plays it

@erickl.7539

5 ай бұрын

He will crawl back to the game once he gets destroyed in Tekken 8, just like he used to do with the Capcom fighting game collection.

@taylortots5549

5 ай бұрын

@@erickl.7539 I'm new to DSP content so glad to know this is a high possibility

@alexmiller6955

5 ай бұрын

​@@taylortots5549because he's a bonafide scrub. Humble in victory and stoic in defeat, said no-one ever about DSP.

@Tyman305

5 ай бұрын

@@taylortots5549 oh crap, that's right! forgot about tekken for a hot minute. and here we were bummed out that sf6 is coming to an end, only for round 2. and he's gotten SUPER salty over tekken in the past too

"No way to counter it, no way to play around it, nothing I can do against him, I can't do anything about it!" ****Hit rematch***

@Swymco

5 ай бұрын

It is considered poor sportsmanship to not rematch unless the connection is so bad it is unplayable.

@WestonEvans

5 ай бұрын

@@Swymcoweird how he’s honorable in that one way but he’ll curse them and be a sore loser in the same breath

@CineGoodog

5 ай бұрын

@@Swymco Phill doesn't care he will run if he feels he can't win, in this same video it shows him running from a rematch

The Argentinian support has really affected piggy. He doesn't normally get this salty this quickly.

"I can't get my Blanca baaaaall" -a fully grown adult man.

What a great final SF6 stream! I’m happy Dave finally learned from his mistakes and started improving his own playstyle instead of blaming outside factors! It’s unreal how positive this was compared to the previous streams!

@innocentorphan1213

5 ай бұрын

Never forget couple weeks in how he chastised his chat for claiming that it might be the online or his stick, and DSP replied "No dood, I can't blame the game, I gotta accept it's ME and learn!" Fortunately he recovered from that brief misjudgment and got back to his standard practice.

@sixonepm

5 ай бұрын

Good ending Phil be like

2:00 - "LITERALLY. NO. SKILL!" Claims Phil as he is clearly getting that bacon mixed and cooked.

@SpiritCrumpler

5 ай бұрын

hahahaha dude was crying as his blanka was being kicked around like a hacky sack.

I forget who it was Phil lied about talking to about "rollback netcode" but it's wild he still uses that excuse after all these years

@malvindang2084

5 ай бұрын

Tony Cannon?

@filasophies4423

5 ай бұрын

Phil exposed the folly of roll back net-code to the world, he’s a hero! But has no clip to prove it and the world turned its back on him for going against the grain like the true rebel maverick detective that he is. It’s not fair!

@selfawaredrew

5 ай бұрын

​@@filasophies4423 punished burnell

@erhiueQWEF

5 ай бұрын

​@@malvindang2084 I think Phil said he spoke to BOTH Cannon brothers and he "explained to them" how rollback netcode isn't all it's cracked up to be. Imagine being those guys and a dude like Phil Burnell walks up to you and says thst shit.

@Kalulosu

5 ай бұрын

@@erhiueQWEF Nah it's worse, MF actually pretends that the Cannon brothers admitted to him that rollback wasn't that good but there's some kind of pseudo conspiracy to not mention it lol

Quite honestly I’m jealousy Phil gets to eat so many Juri kicks to the face. 😂

So DSP can't play against people that play a pattern (doing the same thing over and over again) but when he fights a JP who does "unsafe" and non pattern stuff he also can't win because he doesn't know the moves.

@YoutubeStyleChannel

5 ай бұрын

He's the 8-ball of excuses, just rattles his head and spits out the first thing he can think of to protect his ego.

can someone please just make a fighting game where dsp wins every single round

@Black_Revue

5 ай бұрын

It's Called WWE Champions but it costs him 110.09 for a hour of Easy Wins

@unbearifiedbear1885

5 ай бұрын

Just being ahnast, right? Alright.

@dre3k78

5 ай бұрын

@@Black_Revue Yup 99.8% Winrate for Phil in WWEC. Who needs skill when you can just pay for your wins?

"I'm a mature adult with a business degree that curates content for a meaningfully robust small dedicated audience of equally mature adults that come intelligent discussion." ~ Philip of House Burnell - First and Thankfully Last of His Name

looking forward to pigroach getting his ass kicked in tekken 8 and the inevitable rage quit😂😂

@obrechen1306

5 ай бұрын

He's going to get fucking shit on and going to quit exactly like MK1 and even faster

@dorkasaurus_rex

5 ай бұрын

He will get fucking destroyed in Tekken.

@paulettebarton7257

5 ай бұрын

Didn't he win a trophy for playing in a Tekken tournament back in the day?

@spicylatinkarl86

5 ай бұрын

@paulettebarton7257 yes indeed still gonna get rekt friday

@IHMyself

5 ай бұрын

Same!

Such a shame the game stops functioning and being fun at Master level, where all of the actually good players start and will move onwards 💀

@CarlBriggs861

5 ай бұрын

He’s not even facing good master players. Most of them he’s matched against are players who got to master through shear number of matches played like Phil did. He actually needs to win more and rank up his MR points to face the actual master players

@cammro

3 ай бұрын

@@CarlBriggs861 ahhh i was wondering about this, cos he was 1.5k-2k pp in sf4, and gold, to plat in sf5. and those ranks to me are like average player. i guess it's like hearthstone legend now where as long as you reach a certain amount of wins ahead you get into top rank, but then the real grind starts and MMR matters.

Not how I expected tonight to go when I was practicing on my new controller for SF6. Glad I got to snipe him though lol

Hos excuses are none stop . People just got better but he is still on level one on street fighter

@RyanJinxedCoffee

5 ай бұрын

That's what happens when you make excuses instead of taking accountability and trying to improve. It's unironically why he's trash at everything in his life. Nothing he could do dood

DSP: "I'm glad that I'm retiring this game". Everyone else: "Oh no.... So anyways".

@LeeONardo

5 ай бұрын

SF6 - "He'll come back ... they always do" >:3

Phil and being a good person mix like oil and water.

First Resident Evil Zero, now Street Fighter 6. The Rage Quitting continues…

"He literally doesn't have to try" That's because you're free and he's learned the game.

I’m glad he’s showing us how to really play the game lol

Has Phil ever considered "just mashing buttons"?

@davidgregory2434

5 ай бұрын

Do you hear his inputs? I’m surprised the buttons still work. Listen to how hard he’s smashing the buttons

Tekken 8 won’t be any different for Philbert

Nothing is being dropped, his timing is garbage

All his fans moved to Argentina 😅

it doesn't feel like the game came out in june. maybe a couple months at most. we were graced with so much salt it was easy to take for granted. thank you capcom for sf6, and thank you phil for enduring those online combos for so long. it was like injustice 2 all over again.

When DSP complains while Juri's win pose is on screen I can't help but think she's pulling out her phone and heading over to DSP's stream to see his live reaction and laughing her ass of at it.

The sorest loser of them all. Fill must think that he should win not only every match, but every round. He's like a petulant child. So much for his claim to stop insulting the opponent, a complete stranger. He's so pathetic.

@CarlBriggs861

5 ай бұрын

He ran away from the documentary. So he can take the mask off now

@-suphur

5 ай бұрын

@@CarlBriggs861 Good point, I hadn't even thought of that angle, that makes a lot of sense though.

not a lawl cow by the way....right guuys?

the doc really is cancelled, looks like his old "positivity" came back lol .

14:22 Good games Phil. Tighten up those block strings and pressure. 👊

You mean we won't get any more clips of Phil getting his bacon grilled while he yells "COME AHHHHHNNN DOOD!!!" 🥺

This dude gets more delusional by the day like is a fighting game just letting your opponent do whatever they want and not hit the other player? His gacha addiction has seriously reprogrammed his brain to think he should always win.

God, the TIHYDP is going to take literal days to watch. I love it.

@Technature7567

5 ай бұрын

"I don't know how to counter the attack because it's too bad" is a new one. What the actual fuck.

So I've only seen SF6 through DSP content, here's what I have been taught; 1. Every character that you aren't playing is top tier, 2. If someone reacts faster than you, they are button mashing, 3. The game will drop your inputs or make you do moves you didn't input, 4. The game gets laggy when you play against people at your skill level, 5. Being toxic is okay If you're just stating facts. Feel free to add to the list.

Is DSP aware he pobably has high priority moves too? They called plus BECAUSE they come out fast enough to recover and go again.

@themongoose9184

5 ай бұрын

No he doesn't. He doesn't know about plus minus frame

@aledantih6524

5 ай бұрын

He literally doesn't, he cannot fathom the training mode of any fighting game

@RyanJinxedCoffee

5 ай бұрын

Frame data? Dsp? Lol

@Angrymonkey2489

5 ай бұрын

Phil can't "study" that! He never has time. 😂

Phil should try mashing jab more. I've been told it's how you win with any character.

He's in for a very rude awakening. If he can't handle sf6, he'll drop t8 in a month tops😂😂😂😂

You know I was like him when I was 10. "THERES NOTHING I CAN DO"

Did any of his dents mention his New Year's Resolution about not insulting opposing players? Or are they too terrified to speak up?

Phil's "explanation". WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

We'll see him here again once Ed releases!

“He just mashes jab and wins. How does he win? By mashing jab.” Another victory for LOGIC!

His rage and salt is inversly proportional with the amount of tips he cashed in. Seeing him at 0/50 just explains the toxic spores explosion...

Philth is the encapsulation of "Missing the forest for the trees." Dude tangibly struggled more and more as he went from plat to diamond to master, is almost incapable of winning at master level, and repeats the process with another character a couple months later. It's not because of "patterns" or "the netcode" or anything like that it's because he isn't as good as he thinks he is. And I fully admit, I'm well below average and in a matchup, Philth would likely crush me, probably with at least one perfect KO. But it's amazing to me that he can't seem to grasp that his above average skill is just that, no more. Honorable mention: I see that "I won't insult the players" resolution is going well.

The "mouthdrooler" he fought at the end genuinelyhas MS. Glad that, even though he only has like 10% feeling in his hands, that he dominated and teabagged the ziggypiggy

I've never seen him so freaked out. He's in full on panic mode

this guy is awful at street fighter

As a Juri main, I love seeing this open with him getting smoked by another Juri. xD

Does do he not know about the blanka doll or something? Never seen him use it

Do you think the problem might be ......'Mashing jab' I'm not entirely sure, possibly could be 'Cant block or roll back netcode' but feel the jab is just nicking it.

That guile took his soul lmao

I find it funny that dsp said he was gonna try to not be a toxic asshole from now on but as soon as he cancels the documentary he goes back to being the king of the douchebags... coincidence I thinking NOT!!!!

Online pattern Drops my combo Mash jab I cant do anything You didnt earn it RANDOM LEVEL THREE Rollback bad What terrible gameplay Guys if you enjoy the stream please consider contributing

"I want to play against people who have to earn their hits." "I don't know how to react to the worst techniques." When you're so skilled at a game, you continually lose against opponents who don't know what they're doing. Top tier. #rollbacknetcode

8:18 this is what that one friend did when he starts to lose to you after a win streak.

DSP drops the documentary because he just can't stop being tahxic.

Doesn't react to DI - "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING FREE COMBAA"

I love that the concept of memorizing combos is a cheap method to him. He focuses on the fundumbentals

"I'm holding back!" he was clearly trying to air ball holing up-back on the corner, but lying about being right is the solution to being bad, ig

I can’t believe we got multiple Jayde insults. Real shame because Jayde is a fan of fighting games. Memes aside. That is fucked up and I hope Jayde can find more positive streamers for entertainment.

@DrMonty-yr1kc

5 ай бұрын

DEEERRP DEERRPP DERRRP MASH BUTTONS DEEERRP - Jay and Phil

@RyanJinxedCoffee

5 ай бұрын

With any luck he's too simple to be offended by it. Screwed up but it is what it is.

Thank you so much for making all of these over the past couple of months. I hope you clip his tekken 8 fails as well XD

This guys talking like Tekken 8 isn’t gonna have the EXACT same “problems” as SF6, the salt will continue ladies and gents!

It wasn’t even 1 stream for him to fully abandon his New Year’s resolution, so much for not being tahxic

The way he choked on that Juri... it was beautiful.

I can't wait for the whole cycle to start over with Tekken.

His resolution didn't last very long.

@rubensano4860

5 ай бұрын

Evidently that was because Mike Clum was watching. Now that is out of the window, Phil is back to his impotent baby rage.

@Gentou76

5 ай бұрын

@@rubensano4860 was a dick move for Phil to drop the documentary out of the blue, but then again no surprise.

Bruh if losing to that JP doesnt prove how trash phil is at this game, i dont know what does

I give Tekken 8 about 2 months before it visits Banworld. I will miss the hooves furiously damaging that poor arcade stick.

Phails life accurately mirrors his experience on screen. Everything he does, the universe drops his inputs and his life is no fun.

Mira aqui mira escucha 🇦🇷

11:45 that Guile in the background made DSP’s whining so much better 😂

didnt he promise to be less toxic in SF6 this year :)

@limawhiskey7451

5 ай бұрын

you can’t hold him accountable dood! It’s totally outside of his control!

Phil, you leave my girl Juri alone. You're bad at the game.

Goodbye to the salt fueled mines of Dave’s Street Fighter 6 streams. Onward to the rage and salt of Tekken 8!

I better not catch him on Tekken 8 saying anything about unearned wins or anything. The game literally will have rollback netcode on release and that game you have to know match ups plus damn near every match will have some form of knowledge checks so there ain't any excuse for why he couldn't win come time to play

Oh, I can't wait for the Tekken salt. It's gonna be great.

In almost every Street Fighter clip i see by the end of the stream he doesn't even reach the tier 1 goal. If this was any other game he would have quit it months ago, he won't resist the urge to crawl back to it fighting bottom tier Masters after getting mopped in Tekken 8 no matter what he says.

So glad to see DSP sticking to that resolution of his

Phil is showing his "intelligent brain" again, I see !!

He has no idea what he's even talking about.