I have noticed that Phil is always around when he loses. Could he be the reason?

@professorpenne9962

6 ай бұрын

same dude that says he doesn't know how to use advanced weapons in monster hunter, picks them anyways and says the game sucks and isn't for him. idk man, nothing he could do.

@missingn0o

6 ай бұрын

He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct

@NinBendo1

6 ай бұрын

No silly! It’s lag, dropped inputs and unfair gameplay!

@user-tz5cb2sz1f

6 ай бұрын

I think you've cracked the code

@jonathancabrera404

6 ай бұрын

no its probably the games fault👍

Only Phil would call getting perfected "spamming" when we all just saw him get leveled 😂

@myownego

6 ай бұрын

He got perfected the other day and literally said "I won the match" 😂

@Sharkmane25

6 ай бұрын

@@myownego”HE DIDNT EARRNNN ITTTT”

@billvolk4236

6 ай бұрын

When he gets shot to death in CoD, the opponent is "spamming bullets."

@ashleybrooke2087

6 ай бұрын

It is funny to me how so many other people can be apparently worse than him at games & yet still beat him. Video games must be the only venture where an objective lack of skill is somehow an advantage, according to our main man here.

Funny how lag for DSP oddly just looks like a 40 year old with subpar reflexes getting handled.

@hughneutron5303

6 ай бұрын

it's almost like.......... oh wait i see what you did there *snort*

@samgoff5289

6 ай бұрын

Banned banned banned gone forever.

@BaldingSince1999

6 ай бұрын

It's called playing fighting games online 😆

@johnsnow8041

6 ай бұрын

It should play like a LAN event 32ms is so outrageous.

@serv-on

6 ай бұрын

Any ping above 1 = too laggy to play

In Dave's tiny IQ mind, lag only affects one player in a match. SNORT...

@Jorvalt

6 ай бұрын

What kind of connection does SF6 use? If it's P2P then doesn't it mean that whoever's designated as the "host" basically has no latency? I might be wrong tho I'm not a fucking network expert or whatever lol

@jstring

6 ай бұрын

@@Jorvaltif that was true tho by Phil’s logic he would win all the matches he hosted in the network. Or he could host all the matches if he changed the settings

@tardissins7512

6 ай бұрын

That… isn’t entirely impossible. Look, as much as I don’t like the guy, lag is something that can get anyone tilted. When you know what *should* happen and then it doesn’t, you feel like you’re getting gaslit. Regardless, Phil handles it worse then anyone I’ve ever met… and assumes lag where there doesn’t seem to be any.

@samgoff5289

6 ай бұрын

@@Jorvaltfunny how the lag follows him into every online pvp game he plays and he pays for 2 expensive internet lines to one house, while everyone else just has basic internet

@liltiachan9694

6 ай бұрын

He never adapt to the lag dood Nothing he can do (Regardless u can play well in lag match too,u just need to adapt it but in phil case he just lag in his mind,cant adapt it,blame it on the players n the game for his sh*tty match

A decade of excuses, failure, and toxicity.

@doeunsama5375

6 ай бұрын

I really wish there would a new documentary on phil every week just to make him cry

@limbo5577

6 ай бұрын

More like an entire lifetime

@JonnyCrackers

6 ай бұрын

Man just cannot take an L gracefully lol. He's over 40 with the mind of a 12 year old.

@yaboiiunclephil1552

Ай бұрын

Over a decade, nearly 20 years

''I can't block! Trash gameplay'' - Nothing has changed since 2008

@GabagoolGang

6 ай бұрын

Only thing that changed was his location and his creeping hairline

@KurwaRomek

6 ай бұрын

Always the same unbearable voice too

Phil: * Presses parry on wake-up * Gets thrown Also Phil: "NO THROW BREAK!!!"

7:09 "I'm learning nothing. I'm learning absolutely nothing." He's right on the threshold of self awareness and doesn't even realize it.

@warrenweaver6664

6 ай бұрын

😂 you said it dude

@Matyouloid

2 ай бұрын

He be working at the intersection of Lacan's mirror stage self-aggrindisation and definitive acknowledgment of the abyss of the IO 🔥🗣️🗣️ bomboclat

>Loses 99 matches due to major skill issue >"This game sucks, I hate it, it has shitty laggy inputs and all I am getting are scrubs to fight against, I'm not touching this shit ever again" >Wins one time on a fluke >"Aw hell yeah, now this will be kept in rotation for a long time, the streak is hot!"

@Grandobzen

6 ай бұрын

Dont forget calling every opponent a scrubby fcking bItch 😂 such a good guy.

@torchlight1785

6 ай бұрын

To be fair Street Fighter was the only thing Phil was halfway decent at. His ego is tied to the game.

@armorgiraffe

4 ай бұрын

> about to drop the game > gets a medium sized dono > "see you guys next friday for some more sf6 action!!"

Dave makes excuses as effortlessly and frequently as he breathes.

He moved onto Master and all of a sudden the ELO rank system no longer exists in his mind. Almost like as you move upwards in a ELO system ladder, the opponents get better and better. But try to tell him that, and you'll be banned.

@manoftherainshorts9075

6 ай бұрын

But they mash buttons, they are absolutely trash players! *snort*

You think Phil would have looked up frame timing and done some basic math to realise by now that the game is designed for you to predict, not react to most stuff.

@Kalulosu

6 ай бұрын

I mean no need to do math, that's always been the case since SF1. He's acting as if it's all about reacting but most of the basic shit is too fast to react to. At best you can react to some stuff if you're really focused and prepared to react (lowering reaction time), but Phil acts as if he can see and react to everything which is entirely impossible.

@DETRACT0RD00M

6 ай бұрын

Just like the rest of his life, Decade of Phailure thinks that you don't have to adapt or change strategies from the game he was kind of decent at 20 years ago..

@Abedeuss

6 ай бұрын

And predictions are always based on current state of the enemy/your character, it's not like there's a magical chance someone starts blacking mid-special or that he does a low kick from jump.

@jackstarblaze768

6 ай бұрын

@@DETRACT0RD00M and wasn't that a particularly buggy port of said game, which was why even the big names wouldn't touch it?

Forget about dsp for a min and just sit back and think of the mind set of the people who support him what a nice guy I’m gonna send him money 😅

@_ImmortalWitch_

6 ай бұрын

Tards and degens all

@daltonbolser5100

6 ай бұрын

god forbid anyone asks him a question 😮😮😮 then he berates you in front of the bot’s watching lol

@JonnyCrackers

6 ай бұрын

They don't send him money because they think he's a nice guy, they do it because they want to continue to see him get angry and act like a child.

Phil can be described using hundreds of words but for me one really sticks out.... ENTITLED.

@Critick3000

6 ай бұрын

Amen

29:26 Oh I absolutely love moments like this. Someone in his chat tries to argue his opponent wasn't playing in a cheap way, he immediately insults and bans them. He's SO childish.

@Snakee423

6 ай бұрын

SNORT

Jayde has rollback netcode when the ramp is too steep

@Jesse_E5150

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Sharkmane25

6 ай бұрын

LMAO BRO

@ceophilosopher7173

6 ай бұрын

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@EdgyVidyaGeneral

6 ай бұрын

you are a devil for that bro

Everyone remember the honeymoon period of Master rank where he was singing praise about Street Fighter 6 and Capcom, and he was so excited about being able to reach Master that he bought the game again on a different console and dropped $300 to get a new fight stick? Yeah that all dried up really quick didn't it?

@Sharkmane25

6 ай бұрын

Lmao boasting and bragging all god damn week just to have drahped inputs DOOD on his first session

@Grandobzen

6 ай бұрын

And in early 2024, phil will beg for a new PC and setup JUST to play sf6 and try to protect his ego. The irony of course being the platform has NOTHING to do with his horrendeous W/L record

@shareefpeoples5317

6 ай бұрын

The same stick is apparently malfunctioning. He should stop smashing his hooves in fits of salty rage

@warrenweaver6664

6 ай бұрын

@@shareefpeoples5317you said the words right out of my mouth lol 😂

I know deep down it absolutely destroys Phil to lose match after match. Fighting games, specifically SF games are basically the only titles he understands the fundamentals to and when the outcome isn’t a win it absolutely destroys his ego. All while explaining to his audience why he should have won that match.

@V2ULTRAKill

6 ай бұрын

But thats the thing Phil actually isnt good, he's better than average because the average player is that bad, but against competent players phil is incompetent due to not understanding the bare minimum of things like frame data

@HaouRex

6 ай бұрын

@@V2ULTRAKill i bet even a first time player with minimum fighting game knowledge can beat this manchild.

That down kick from Ryu is 8 frames. The human reaction speed is like... 15 frames, if we're being generous. If Phil is trying to block that kick on reaction, he might as well try to catch bullets with his hooves.

@tlingitsoldier

6 ай бұрын

He's constantly claiming that ~50ms is too laggy. Human reaction time is ~250ms, so there's no way he'd actually be able to react (or notice) within that time.

@Owlsnerf

6 ай бұрын

​@@tlingitsoldier even if he was a god at reaction the best humans get to is like 190 ms

@samgoff5289

6 ай бұрын

Idk man…you ever watch how fast a roach scatters on reaction when the light comes on? He could do it but it is the shitty netcode!

@innocentorphan1213

6 ай бұрын

DSP doesn't understand frames, he insists he can react to single frame, 1/60th of a second. Dude is nuts.

@UnlimitedSwordMagic

6 ай бұрын

You're not reacting to a 15f move, that's like saying you never get command grabbed in many games because you can simply react to it. And add factors like the game delay, the monitor delay + the pad/stick/hitbox delay.

Id love to hit dsp with a combo IRL. 😂

@FieldsOfConfusion

6 ай бұрын

in minecraft

@JoeyCentral

6 ай бұрын

“Keep mashing jab!”

@Wickeddumb

6 ай бұрын

you won't earn it though.

@MaxsonAtTheFort

6 ай бұрын

He’d probably have more pain from the hospital bill than the Molly whopping.😂 Pigroach:”WHAT! 15k for being asleep in a bed for 4 days!? What a f&@$ing scumbag!” (SNORT🐽) Doctor:”Mr. Burnell you were in a coma for 4 weeks not 4 days and also it’s not 15k it’s 115k since you were in the ICU and required around the clock care.”

@JamesMorgan-ne8qu

6 ай бұрын

He'd push Khet at you and make it off on his gout swollen trotters.

thanks for the early xmas present meme. we aren't gonna have a white xmas here this year but I can see flakes of his salt falling from the sky.

Every single time he loses, it's because of lag, never his fault. The amount of Cope is incredible. This is a 41 years old man btw.

@soulsq2

6 ай бұрын

So true. Phil brain 🧠 is goldfish and also just be wrong Phil same excuses your wrong!!! You leave Capcom out this Phil. Capcom is right and Phil is wrong.

@Jay3up

6 ай бұрын

Physically he looks older than 41 and mentally he never developed past 9 years old

You could be sitting next to him on a couch playing him and he'd still yell "i cant block! Trash lag gameplay"

Listen to those hoof slaps. In a game where speed and frames mean everything, he is so far behind just on his button action.

I’m gonna miss the constant SF6 salt when he wage quits this game in a month.

@Laserbaumwolle

6 ай бұрын

And you think tekken8 will not be the same ....just worse.as he is way worse in the game itself

@aledantih6524

6 ай бұрын

I'm hoping he comes back when Ed comes out

@inevitable854

5 ай бұрын

He's playing tekken. It's already quality content

I played SF6 for four hours yesterday. Zero laggy macthes. I beat some people, some people absolutely destroyed me, but i had fun. I guess i did everything wrong, and there was plenty i could do

It's baffling how Phil still doesn't understand when he can/can't push buttons in SF6. His decision making is so bad, he has to have some sort of alcohol-related brain damage.

The only actual believable excuse is his stick is actually malfunctioning...but the bad part about that is thats still his fault

@ThiagoHaomaru

6 ай бұрын

The amount of abuse that new stick already endured it's a miracle if that thing is not malfunctioning lmao

Thank god youre back covering Dave's SF6 catastrophe, last few weeks have been a saltmine

Phil’s so good at fighting games he gets dominated and embarrassed by scrubs on a consistent basis.

@Grandobzen

6 ай бұрын

All pros regularily get spanked by "new contenders" in Casuals. Oh wait, no they dont 😂

i don't even know anything about SF6 and have never played it, but how many times did he do the teleport thing and then immediately get hit?! And he just KEPT on doing it over and over!

He can't even complete one complaint before starting another.

@Counciloften

6 ай бұрын

He's buffering those complaint and excuse inputs

Did anybody else see that 6-hit combo of excuses Phil did? Wow...Phil is so good at landing those. His opponent doesn't stand a chance. He tried for 7 excuses in a row, but he dropped the excuse....>

Imagine being Jaxx and giving thousands of dollars to watch this

@STRING3R

6 ай бұрын

Imagine being Jaxx

@shis1988

6 ай бұрын

​@@STRING3R this. Dude is a massive whale for Genshin already and likely also whales in the other Hoyo gachas too.

“My move doesn’t come out!” Phil makes it sound like the games a vending machine.

😂😂😂😂 folded like a lawn chair

Phil: "I myself am a former professional Street Fighter player" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I wonder if he realizes hitting his buttons harder does NOT help him 🤣🤣🤣

I cant imagine being 41 years old like dsp and complaining every time he loses like this lmao

@erikb.5855

6 ай бұрын

I am 39 and last night i lost to a dhalsim. 20-1. He was just an amazing player and easily the best Sim ive fought. Sorry i mean there was lag and the game sucks

The lower the tips the higher the salt 😂 it’s hilarious how angry he’s getting by the low tips…..triggered

Phil loves his fans but refuses to let them play any games with him. 15 years as a streamer and no one likes him and the 5 people that do he won’t play with them.

@daltonbolser5100

6 ай бұрын

he’s protecting his family, and scared that they will all be trolls 😂😂😂

Love that this manbaby called Modern controls "cheating". Top tier scrubquotes.

@christiansilvino9031

6 ай бұрын

Agreed

@jackcoleman1784

6 ай бұрын

I mean there are situations where modern has advantages such as instant supers and instant specials but I don't think that has anything to do with why he's getting wrecked.

@christiansilvino9031

6 ай бұрын

@@jackcoleman1784 if it had 0 advantages over classic, there wouldn’t be a point.

@jackcoleman1784

6 ай бұрын

@@christiansilvino9031 Literally not true. You could have the move come out a certain number of frames after the input in raw neutral and/or when a move that's special cancelled into it doesn't connect for example. Instead of it being instant which gives an advantage a classic player doesn't have. Make the amount of frames it comes out in around the average amount of frames it takes an average player to input the input for the given special. That's if they really wanted it to be a mode for people that struggle with inputs. That's just one idea. Not necessarily suggesting it should be that way or that it should be that way with the damage nerf. But it's one avenue they could have taken if it was strictly about appealing to a broader fanbase that struggles with inputs. It doesn't *have* to have an advantage it just does because they also wanted it to possibly be considered viable by veterans.

@christiansilvino9031

6 ай бұрын

@@jackcoleman1784 no but that’s more or less what I meant. It’s supposed to be as viable. It’s really not tho. Classic is better. Which is likely a good thing. But I think modern is fine how it is. Weaker than classic, brings people in, and is a second control type as an option. I’ve enjoyed SF since 4 vanilla. And I play every character in modern. It’s just a fun alternative.

I just can't imagine being his wife hearing this going on in the other room. It makes me feel sad.

This guy is disgusting, if he put as much effort into playing rather than reacting to his opponent's, he might actually do ok. If anyone deserves the hate they get its DSP.

It's weird how Master is garbage but he lost until his MR hit a certain point and he's now basically not gaining or losing points anymore. Looks like the MR system works perfectly. You can't fail upwards anymore in Master. He's right in that bottom-most echelon of master rank; the exact position "scrubs grind up to".

"I'm learning absolutely nothing" Yes Phil, we noticed

“You can see the laaaag!” The only thing lagging here is his brain.

“HE’S SPAMMING BULLETS DOOD!” - Pigroach playing COD

I love how most people save their super to end the match as it’s the closest SF has to a fatality 😂

What does he mean by "blocking on reaction"? As far as I know, you have to be blocking in advance to block an attack. Does he think you should be able to block when the move is already out?

@deviljin_x

6 ай бұрын

LMAO

*Gets thrown or hit with Drive Impact* "WHERE'S MINE?!" I dunno Phil, I can hear EVERY SINGLE BUTTON those ham shanks you call hands are hitting, but their sudden silence during a drive impact leads me to believe that you didn't, in fact, hit the buttons that time.

04:35 Corner punishes typically only work when the opponent is in the corner, not close to the corner

Even in victory he is salty and toxic.

I think Phil doesn't like to play with his supporters because he knows he's a toxic player, and the moment his supporters beat him in Street fighter, or any competitive game, he knows he'll insult them to the point where they will no longer support him.

He doesn't know that no slide is cancellable on hit, yet he tries to, one wonders how he even hit master

@aledantih6524

6 ай бұрын

He was also trying to do Drive Reversal without blocking or parrying anything first

his excuse reaction time is like 5x faster than his game reaction time

Dirge has got his work cutout for him on this session LOL

@MartinPutniorz

6 ай бұрын

Already analyzed these matches

*desprate hoof-smashing against the controller intensifies*

@deviljin_x

6 ай бұрын

hoof smashing😭😭😭

What a positive good vibes stream Phil is the most wholesome streamer in existence

@Vandalier74

6 ай бұрын

Meaningful khantent, dood!

33:50 Ryu wiffs a shuiyuken with like 30% health. What does mr 4th place evo punish him with? A two hit combo... Any real street fighter player would have blown that ryu up there and probably won. DSP is trash

@TheSoulReaver

6 ай бұрын

It's a slight improvement over his usual punish of throw at least. Maybe in 25 more years he'll learn to do a link or two.

@rez7437

6 ай бұрын

Any decent player would have a punish counter combo or a high damage dealing combo but this is Dave we're talking about

Ngl: Phil’s excuse khambos are pretty impressive. Sometimes he starts on one like within milliseconds of getting hit.

He IS aware thousand upon thousands play this game with ZERO issues, right?

@Critick3000

6 ай бұрын

It must ALWAYS be about him. He has to be the center of attention

I believe the Blanca was well known DSP DETRACTOR PIECE OF PEACE! Pig ups!

How does somebody watch this and think, I'm guna give this guy some money

2:57 It just hit me. What kind of "interactive streamer" doesn't do any type of co-op with their viewers.

@JathanielLunnington

6 ай бұрын

He can't dood! Detractors would murder his cat!

34 ms at 0 rollback frames. "You can SEE the lag!"

13:48 you can literally hear him press🤦🏽‍♂️💀

@deviljin_x

6 ай бұрын

LOL

The salt against that Blanka was hilarious because its him getting clapped by his own character 😂

@venomfuryx3250

6 ай бұрын

He was so proud of himself when he got to master with Blanka, but when a master Blanka kicks his ass they are a scrub lol

If you ever wonder why people in the FGC don't like him, imagine him playing next to you every time you queue against him

You'd think if these shitty modern players were so bad, a seasoned pro like DSP should have no problems winning, but he keeps getting his shit pushed in, how bizarre 😂

I can't believe DSP doesn't understand that he's just not a good player.i can't believe it

@alexmartin3143

6 ай бұрын

Because he and LTG have never had a legitimate loss in their own minds… So they never learn anything…

@farficknugan

6 ай бұрын

@@alexmartin3143 I don't who LTG is. Is he also a Lolcow?

@deviljin_x

6 ай бұрын

@@farficknuganhe’s streams fighting games and is notorious for being one of the most toxic people on the internet

@farficknugan

6 ай бұрын

I know, I just can't believe it. There's no self awareness, it's out of control. I just can't believe he can't see his own faults. I can't believe that. It's too insane to believe

Didn't get 650 members and abysmal tips, could melt an iced highway with all that salt

@alexmartin3143

6 ай бұрын

How does he get even that many members?

@tom-

6 ай бұрын

@@alexmartin3143a lot of them are gifted

“Folded like a lawn chair”🤣😂so true he’s awful & salty af about it

I think Phil is actually only his true self when he plays fighting games. He can't pretend to be a good dude when he's getting stomped and he reveals himself.

Whenever Phill says his opponent didn't out play him, his opponent definitely out played him.

It's crazy to me that people like this are so unwilling to admit they either got outplayed or made a mistake and got punished for it

His complains are almost frame 1, like he was ready to do so even before it happened

So, question for the SF6 pros: Is actually optimal to just grab after a perfect parry or you want to make a combo...or the pig is being more stupid that usual with his "non patterns"?

@rockmanraiden6627

6 ай бұрын

Just one of those minimal effort maximum result things. He can't be bothered to learn any other combos

@CJ-wh7ik

6 ай бұрын

Grab after perfect parry is good for oki, often it's preferable over s combo because of heavy dmg scaling after a parry. Generally, I'd say grab is better than combo on most of the characters unless you can close the round with a combo

If Phil lives to his 60’s I could see him making the same excuses on SF10. He could be on his death bed playing SF saying “he didn’t outplay me!!!!”

@deviljin_x

6 ай бұрын

bullshit ahnline mashing

Bro I aint never hear someone complain SOOOO much in street fighter like this.... Why tf does he play this?

@daltonbolser5100

6 ай бұрын

same with mw3 but its all about the 💰 😂😂😂

@luckey24

6 ай бұрын

@@daltonbolser5100 Mans not living a good life if he's deciding lemme play games to lessen my lifespan Just for a bag lmao

"Its not parrying!!"..as the parry animation flashes up on screen..

Only Phil would still be salty even when he wins

Thank you for uploading again and putting us all back under pignosis

NO THROW BREAK!!! Omg I give up! (Parry glow it's clearly visible). 18:45

@rez7437

6 ай бұрын

And you can hear him *mash* the input

@rizo511

6 ай бұрын

@@rez7437 True

"I beat him legit!" he says literally after he was perfected by Guile lol.

"I see the overhead i go neutral i can't block" maybe hold back instead of nothing

The GOAT is back! You missed so much sim salt

It's sad that someone who has bragged about his Street Fighter skills for 20 years is unable to understand something as basic as frame data.

25:41 he literally is just pretending he didn't hold parry and gaslight people that witnessed that saying he did a move and the game canceled it out the moment he was thrown. No DR cancel, just one tap was heard

This dude got a excuse for everything smh

Anyone: asks a genuine question about his holiday plans Phil: thanks for the money but shut the fuck up. Don't even start asking things like that. Hit our tips goal btw

6:04 "His a modern player that cheats" 🤦‍♂

30:50 WAAAH IM NOT HAVING FUUUUN WAAAH *beats the shit out of his toy*

I'm pretty sure he hasn't brought up his win/ loss ratio in months now for a reason

"I can't block" "SURE YOU CAN" 🤣🤣That caught me off gaurd 0:18

Glad to see SF6 finally has reached the SF5 status. Capcom did a solid job fluffing up this pigroach ego by calling him a Master, but eventually reality is too much and piggy has no choice but to blame the game for his lack of skill.

I wonder if he's aware that the people he's insulting and calling trash are actually beating him. He losing to these people 💀

I love how even when he manages to win a round he still whines as hard as ever.

Phil: “you’re not playing the game right” He evidently is Phil…..

take a shot everytime he says "I can't do anything..." LOL