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Dave talks about how people deal with drugs

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  • @jeffreyfife5293
    @jeffreyfife52934 жыл бұрын

    Let’s not ignore this man just hit the dirtiest moonwalk ever out of nowhere for one second.

  • @MrArjay123

    @MrArjay123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jeffums @1:44

  • @darrendabner8436

    @darrendabner8436

    4 жыл бұрын

    Facts! That shit was smooth as fuck

  • @originalunoriginal4055

    @originalunoriginal4055

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fact: MJ learnt the moonwalk from Dave Chappell

  • @macadon041

    @macadon041

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @493HZ

    @493HZ

    4 жыл бұрын

    TRUST ME, so fucking overlooked, how is that so smooth. The camera GLIDED with the man

  • @emmanuelbalderrama5074
    @emmanuelbalderrama50743 жыл бұрын

    "You ain't crisp but you'll function" Favorite line 😂😂

  • @proud2bpagan

    @proud2bpagan

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was pretty much the take my ex wife and I had on weed. She has RA,and I had bad teeth, so the weed was a god send. I wish my home state would just go ahead and legalize it.

  • @codyh2492

    @codyh2492

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@proud2bpagan I agree with the last sentence. But what is RA? And what does you having bad teeth have to do with it?

  • @proud2bpagan

    @proud2bpagan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@codyh2492 RA is Rheumatoid Arthritis. bad teeth cause really bad abcesses if you get gingervitis. the infection makes your tooth pain almost unbearable.

  • @codyh2492

    @codyh2492

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@proud2bpagan Gotcha, thanks for clearing that up.

  • @aronorenda

    @aronorenda

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@proud2bpagan lol it's gingivitis... Gingervitis is when you become a ginger

  • @christianhuye9018
    @christianhuye90182 жыл бұрын

    I cried when he was pretending to be the old guy using the walker “That old man must be tripping”😂

  • @Svbr2th

    @Svbr2th

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's so funny is after his moonwalk, he goes right back to the "walker" like it didn't happen lmmfao

  • @praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218

    @praisejesusrepentorlikewis6218

    2 жыл бұрын

    Repent to Jesus Christ! “The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever.”” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭40:8‬ ‭NIV‬‬ F

  • @jelanibellamy5218

    @jelanibellamy5218

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

  • @leahwanjiru8557

    @leahwanjiru8557

    2 жыл бұрын

    trippin like a baby girraffe in high heels🤣

  • @paulkarimi2728

    @paulkarimi2728

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @stonedstreamingna6852
    @stonedstreamingna68522 жыл бұрын

    He had absolutely no right showing us only a glimpse of his abilities with that moonwalk, we need more

  • @zodiac909
    @zodiac9097 жыл бұрын

    This man is a living cartoon character. One in a million.

  • @jamega4000

    @jamega4000

    6 жыл бұрын

    Brian Nava Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock are up there too

  • @Ray2311us

    @Ray2311us

    5 жыл бұрын

    One in a billion would seem much more accurate.

  • @pinakijana9479

    @pinakijana9479

    5 жыл бұрын

    If you're talking about cartoon character then you can't forget Jim Carrey

  • @paparabi2245

    @paparabi2245

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's 1 in 8 billion

  • @nikanzare3099

    @nikanzare3099

    5 жыл бұрын

    One in a million is like.. 8000 people

  • @Ray-jg5dj
    @Ray-jg5dj4 жыл бұрын

    He's got an amazing voice. Every word he says sounds so *crisp*

  • @kolestracener9402

    @kolestracener9402

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well said. Very crisp

  • @kentuckybruce6816

    @kentuckybruce6816

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chapelle, what a *crisp* last name

  • @Christian_509

    @Christian_509

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just so crisp

  • @OD_G00N

    @OD_G00N

    4 жыл бұрын

    'Cos he ain't on *weed*

  • @mwoodson1026

    @mwoodson1026

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought I was the only one who noticed.. His CH.. and TH ..

  • @LunaSangre
    @LunaSangre2 жыл бұрын

    “If I was 75 I’d do coke heroin everything, I wouldn’t give a fk.”

  • @1077jeremy
    @1077jeremy2 жыл бұрын

    I love how Dave’s talking to himself voice sounds like a silly white guy. “Dave calm down, man.” Lol

  • @lonniewilson8357

    @lonniewilson8357

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its called a conscious...we all have it lol.

  • @dare_challenge_a_god1536

    @dare_challenge_a_god1536

    2 жыл бұрын

    What Dave

  • @seanford5707

    @seanford5707

    2 жыл бұрын

    Racist

  • @robertdevito1098

    @robertdevito1098

    2 жыл бұрын

    You need to calm down there Ridgeway what kind of a comment was that?

  • @DemonHeart719

    @DemonHeart719

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@seanford5707 cry about it

  • @DonnieDante
    @DonnieDante8 жыл бұрын

    That was a Clean ass moon walk

  • @EclecticoIconoclasta

    @EclecticoIconoclasta

    7 жыл бұрын

    he can only do it while on crack

  • @dirtychewbrocca5857

    @dirtychewbrocca5857

    6 жыл бұрын

    When he did the splits after that omg

  • @bawihpuiaralte6128

    @bawihpuiaralte6128

    6 жыл бұрын

    Donnie G I just liked this to make it 666

  • @salacommander2674

    @salacommander2674

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bawihpuia Ralte I wonder who made it 420 and didn't bother to tell anyone...

  • @chelomejias676

    @chelomejias676

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right on man. That was impressive

  • @user-zm8sc1gr4h
    @user-zm8sc1gr4h5 жыл бұрын

    “If your landlord hooked on crack, that means you’ve gotta have the rent”😆

  • @VonTaylan

    @VonTaylan

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cinnamoomilk

    @cinnamoomilk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ya damn skippy! On time, off time, anytime that dude need a fix that rent is due on the spot

  • @growing.grounds4054

    @growing.grounds4054

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you late your fucked !

  • @cybilebenedict

    @cybilebenedict

    4 жыл бұрын

    👌🏽😂

  • @stonerjoe2920

    @stonerjoe2920

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks I was watching this too

  • @supernerdy6612
    @supernerdy66122 жыл бұрын

    the fact i knew everyjoke he was going to make and his execution still made me laugh shows his skill.

  • @paulredinger5830
    @paulredinger5830 Жыл бұрын

    Old Dave is one of the best comedians alive.

  • @jimbeam3783
    @jimbeam37834 жыл бұрын

    He killed that moonwalk 😂 1:44

  • @RaspySquares

    @RaspySquares

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right? Audience was too white...

  • @JohnSmith-ki3li

    @JohnSmith-ki3li

    4 жыл бұрын

    @TheHumanity! oof

  • @Reversisms

    @Reversisms

    4 жыл бұрын

    @TheHumanity! ooofff

  • @donjohn2239

    @donjohn2239

    4 жыл бұрын

    @TheHumanity! Shit.

  • @meechoe7403

    @meechoe7403

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheHumanity! Don’t have to be black. You’re too uncultured.

  • @willr8764
    @willr87645 жыл бұрын

    The elephant's temporal lobe (the area of the brain associated with memory) is larger and denser than that of people - hence the saying 'elephants never forget'.

  • @nicolasredyr7068

    @nicolasredyr7068

    4 жыл бұрын

    So he's like the avatar of comedy?

  • @chasegwop47

    @chasegwop47

    4 жыл бұрын

    nicolas redyr basically

  • @rudi_tabootie

    @rudi_tabootie

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love Dave to death, but there have been others

  • @rodolfoalvajr5430

    @rodolfoalvajr5430

    4 жыл бұрын

    You forgot Richard Pryor Sam Keneson Rodney Dangerfield redd fox

  • @Oly1y

    @Oly1y

    4 жыл бұрын

    No he's not you fucking dunce

  • @marcconte3275
    @marcconte3275 Жыл бұрын

    i swear mushrooms hit us all the same. you sit there for a while waiting for it to kick in. till finally you say, "i'm not even high." thats when you get up and it all hits you at once.

  • @Rainmanthereal
    @Rainmanthereal2 жыл бұрын

    "Whoo, This stuff sucks! Taste like athlete's foot, I feel sick but I'm not really high!" This line just destroyed me!!! He's so funny and his delivery is always perfect,

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck25769 жыл бұрын

    Moonwalk was on point!

  • @kadesh111

    @kadesh111

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Bernard Buckholtz I said the same. damn. thing. Preach it.

  • @loulou3t

    @loulou3t

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Iamyouonlydifferent That directional reverse was the shit!....Im still laughing...

  • @Traditionalsheep

    @Traditionalsheep

    7 жыл бұрын

    hhahahahahahhahah

  • @nfllore8741

    @nfllore8741

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bernard Buckholtz 1000 likes.

  • @everettdukes86

    @everettdukes86

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hell yea 😂😂😂

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.23454 жыл бұрын

    So weird coming back and seeing high-pitched Chapelle after seeing his recent specials

  • @crysjumar1

    @crysjumar1

    4 жыл бұрын

    right! that was the exact same thing in my head. also, he does not smile as much during his specials.

  • @groowanderer

    @groowanderer

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@crysjumar1 agreed. He doesn't need money, actually left the game because of it. I get the feeling he's back half-heartedly, in order to ... feel? Or try to.

  • @atlantaitgirl1779

    @atlantaitgirl1779

    4 жыл бұрын

    sammmeeeee. but I remember this monologue like it was yesterday....

  • @ITIonoxide

    @ITIonoxide

    4 жыл бұрын

    the one we see today is Dave's clone. the real Dave was killed by them

  • @russellstuff-her7017

    @russellstuff-her7017

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ITIonoxide still way to controversial to be a clone... I think he just got tired of people trying to control his material

  • @JOHNTOPG
    @JOHNTOPG2 жыл бұрын

    This is the highlight of every single person's life in this audience , even Dave's. The San Francisco special is hands down best comedy special ever

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 Жыл бұрын

    Coming back and watching this high out of your ass is an experience man, early Dave is just as amazing as new Dave.

  • @girl123interrupted
    @girl123interrupted6 жыл бұрын

    “Weed is a background substance, you ain’t crisp but you function” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hriaaata2979

    @hriaaata2979

    4 жыл бұрын

    i don't understand this reference

  • @jme2266

    @jme2266

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hriaaata2979 youre not as smart or witty when smoking weed, but you can still function normally. It doesnt inhibit your abilities to the point of being incapacitated.

  • @justinjohnson8987

    @justinjohnson8987

    4 жыл бұрын

    J. SLICK it’s not that you aren’t as smart, your reaction is just slowed down. Including mental functions, physical functionality etc.

  • @robsutton1000

    @robsutton1000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jme2266 depends how much you smoke haha

  • @l0ne__ang3l4

    @l0ne__ang3l4

    4 жыл бұрын

    I witnessed this 😭😂😂😂

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez9 жыл бұрын

    You ain't crisp... but you'll function. Bwahahaha

  • @daanm3869

    @daanm3869

    5 жыл бұрын

    wait no comments but almost a 1000 likes?

  • @jeebusyaweirdo3733

    @jeebusyaweirdo3733

    5 жыл бұрын

    Depends on the person tbh but for the most part yes. I actually find it helps me focus during sparring sessions as well as help me see combos, footwork, etc I may not have seen before or at least not as soon.

  • @tattletalestrangler7815

    @tattletalestrangler7815

    5 жыл бұрын

    jeebus yaWeirdo maybe during film, but cmon, ssmmookkee in your lungs cant be good for your conditioning right?

  • @jeebusyaweirdo3733

    @jeebusyaweirdo3733

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tattletalestrangler7815 that is true but that is why you minimize it. Some fighters smoke cigarettes too, but do so occasionally and not a constant. There are also multiple methods of achieving a buzz from pot such as vaping and orally. Moderation is the key tbh. Personally I smoke and still do boxing, I have no issues with it at all. Personally, I get benefit from it. However it isn't exactly the same for everyone and it may have a differing effect on others that may help or hinder their abilities. I am also not talking about getting totally baked either but I can and be just fine. There was actually a BJJ tournament where the fighters would get high then roll.

  • @jeebusyaweirdo3733

    @jeebusyaweirdo3733

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tattletalestrangler7815 kzread.info/dash/bejne/aXulw5hwnKeahrw.html it is called High Roller Tournament and had some pretty high profile guys in it. Idk if it has continued or not.

  • @rodrigoribeiro2569
    @rodrigoribeiro25699 ай бұрын

    That last 2 minutes made me laugh out loud like crazy kkkk long time I dont laugh out loud like that, thank you sir! You've brighten my day up

  • @DJSupaMonkey
    @DJSupaMonkey2 жыл бұрын

    I have never seen this set. Literally first time viewing as of the writing of this comment. Seriously, I legit have not laughed like this in over 4 years. Dave is a legend!

  • @user-zm8sc1gr4h
    @user-zm8sc1gr4h5 жыл бұрын

    “Dave calm down, you’re on drugs, this is what drugs do”🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954

    @kingkongbrodiejohnson3954

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooo

  • @critiquemytechnique1135

    @critiquemytechnique1135

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is exactly how u talk to urself when ur trying to not loose it on mushrooms lol

  • @eclektik4208

    @eclektik4208

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I said the same thing when I smoked dmt or went through a k hole on ketamine

  • @juanmercado4364

    @juanmercado4364

    4 жыл бұрын

    Had to like this to change the number 667

  • @BoggleMeBog

    @BoggleMeBog

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ive had to tell myself something like that while on shrooms 😂

  • @InSaN3ViSioN
    @InSaN3ViSioN9 жыл бұрын

    "Where's the sink? Its in the kitchen!, oh... i thought it was in the drawer" LMFAO

  • @daquanb8949

    @daquanb8949

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @freetube200

    @freetube200

    5 жыл бұрын

    Totally something my dad would say. I never know what he's on

  • @ds7900

    @ds7900

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @markosgallardo207

    @markosgallardo207

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some bullshit your dad on 😂😂😂

  • @seribas

    @seribas

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@freetube200 that sucks. Hope you learn from that. My #1 goal in life is to not be my father.

  • @notsorry5332
    @notsorry53322 жыл бұрын

    I am a woman from Russia who never did drugs and I still think that is the one of the funniest stand up scatch in history. Rewatched it like dozen times. Legend

  • @JamesSmith-xk1fb

    @JamesSmith-xk1fb

    Жыл бұрын

    Should try a little weed or coke

  • @silewis9396

    @silewis9396

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JamesSmith-xk1fb Noooooo. Do something better with your money

  • @misterbikerman7888

    @misterbikerman7888

    Жыл бұрын

    @@silewis9396 W weed L other drug

  • @GOATMENTATOR

    @GOATMENTATOR

    Жыл бұрын

    @@silewis9396 she is from russia, she doesn't have any money :D

  • @nicolausteslaus

    @nicolausteslaus

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GOATMENTATOR roasted

  • @Drakeawake
    @Drakeawake2 жыл бұрын

    When he hit that moonwalk i busted out straight laughing nonstop! 😂 Dave's a legend! Can't wait to see anything new he makes everything he makes is good!

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow0007 жыл бұрын

    "That means you've GOTTA have the rent."

  • @lorettaknoelk3475

    @lorettaknoelk3475

    7 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JP-kr8kq

    @JP-kr8kq

    6 жыл бұрын

    roscoegino the delivery was on point

  • @alexf8314

    @alexf8314

    6 жыл бұрын

    Squanchy Yeah, that's his strong point in stand up no question. He can literally deliver any old mediocre joke if he wanted to and as long as he does it in his usual delivery, it'll sound 10 times funnier than if anybody else was telling it.

  • @JessicaBelcher

    @JessicaBelcher

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sky Blylevin just $20 now 😂🤣

  • @englodevan618

    @englodevan618

    6 жыл бұрын

    Best Dave Chappelle Stand up ever compelete in HD kzread.info/dash/bejne/gq552c-madmyeps.html

  • @EyedCrown
    @EyedCrown4 жыл бұрын

    He was so high that he went for a haircut without having hair

  • @Adam_Ch739

    @Adam_Ch739

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oooor he doesn't have hair because he went to the barber shop hmmm? 😂

  • @royythaboi7163

    @royythaboi7163

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😅most underrated comment on here!

  • @blockhead420420

    @blockhead420420

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who knows how old this story is hes telling he had hair once have you seen the movie the nutty professor

  • @andrewjohnson7158

    @andrewjohnson7158

    4 жыл бұрын

    U trippin

  • @Skitz0frenix

    @Skitz0frenix

    4 жыл бұрын

    Still. Bald people go to the barber to shave their head ;)

  • @henrychien1979
    @henrychien19797 ай бұрын

    “took a nap, woke up, fucked up” literally perfect delivery that line

  • @DrawdenionGames1
    @DrawdenionGames12 жыл бұрын

    "Took a nap, woke up, fucked up" Best line ever

  • @ihurricane7
    @ihurricane78 жыл бұрын

    that's gotta be the coolest moonwalk I've seen

  • @anthonyitaliano7316

    @anthonyitaliano7316

    5 жыл бұрын

    have you not seen michael jackson? loool

  • @Tipi83

    @Tipi83

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure that @ihurricane7 has seen M.J's moonwalk. I think @ihurricane meant that, it was just so funny looking moonwalk. :)

  • @ahmadking5229

    @ahmadking5229

    5 жыл бұрын

    1k leggoooo

  • @teunlll

    @teunlll

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Tipi83 and you don't get his joking

  • @Tipi83

    @Tipi83

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@teunlll Yea, that's it, I didn't get it all.. 🙄

  • @wtfisditvoorbullshit
    @wtfisditvoorbullshit9 жыл бұрын

    I planned my day like it was weed lmao

  • @wtfisditvoorbullshit

    @wtfisditvoorbullshit

    8 жыл бұрын

    Guys, stop liking my comment. After 80 likes it starts getting annoying 😒

  • @wtfisditvoorbullshit

    @wtfisditvoorbullshit

    7 жыл бұрын

    Guys, stop liking my comment. After 300 likes it's really annoying 😒 And don't like this comment neither

  • @wtfisditvoorbullshit

    @wtfisditvoorbullshit

    6 жыл бұрын

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    @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler

    6 жыл бұрын

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  • @AyeimJordan

    @AyeimJordan

    6 жыл бұрын

    wtfisditvoorbullshit jerry has put

  • @callumfitzpatrick1989
    @callumfitzpatrick1989 Жыл бұрын

    He seems like he's just naturally funny by nature without much effort.

  • @bottomeyeview2767
    @bottomeyeview27672 жыл бұрын

    That moon walk!!!🤯

  • @JiovanniDaMatrix
    @JiovanniDaMatrix5 жыл бұрын

    That old man is trippin! Lmfao...the fact that he's walking with a walker then stops to moonwalk and dance is funny af! 😂😂😂

  • @meezey

    @meezey

    4 жыл бұрын

    man i *LOSST* it!! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

  • @Actiomedey

    @Actiomedey

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was okay until I read your comment, now it's REALLY funny!

  • @redstallion7335

    @redstallion7335

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@meezey Some Martin shit lol

  • @rockk9753

    @rockk9753

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's actually walking with a stool haha

  • @seungjupark5966

    @seungjupark5966

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I took mushrooms and planned out my day like it was weed." Me: NOOOO!!! BAD IDEA!! lolololol

  • @Tipi83
    @Tipi838 жыл бұрын

    Dave is definitely one of the best stand up comedians out there. :)

  • @johnnybravoooooooooooooooooooo

    @johnnybravoooooooooooooooooooo

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tipi83 he is the best lmaooo

  • @chondominguez6995
    @chondominguez69952 жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest. Up there for sure. Great job man.

  • @eli8589
    @eli85899 ай бұрын

    "I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said Goddawm!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @willburz220
    @willburz2204 жыл бұрын

    “I looked at the clock it was 2:43” ain’t that the truest shit ever

  • @clutchbg9458
    @clutchbg94584 жыл бұрын

    Why didnt the crowd go wild when he hit that moonwalk tho??

  • @493HZ

    @493HZ

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its fucking crazy, that was near Jacko level smooth

  • @panismith1544

    @panismith1544

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because hes black.

  • @maxabeywickrema8975

    @maxabeywickrema8975

    3 жыл бұрын

    They did

  • @certifiedprepper4242

    @certifiedprepper4242

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pani Smith Do they laugh at all his jokes because he’s black?

  • @filthymcnastyazz

    @filthymcnastyazz

    3 жыл бұрын

    clutch bg94 white ppl

  • @larrywhinnery1808
    @larrywhinnery18082 жыл бұрын

    This was classic. I wish I'd seen it years ago.

  • @Mr.Robert1

    @Mr.Robert1

    2 жыл бұрын

    When was the first time you saw this ? One of the best thing about KZread. If you want to watch anything, no matter when it aired you can watch it. And it's free. People have the nerve to complain about the advertising. That's how they make money. Or you can get there pay service and see it uninterrupted. Anytime I need a laugh I will check out Dave or SNL Trevor Noah is killer. From comedy central all his material is spot on. Enjoy. 😋

  • @larrywhinnery1808

    @larrywhinnery1808

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Mr.Robert1 I've always been a chappelle fan. I've just never come across this bit.

  • @martinpye549
    @martinpye549 Жыл бұрын

    He has , over time, become my favourite comedian of ALL time. Respect from the UK.

  • @barackfofana1117
    @barackfofana11179 жыл бұрын

    i'll fix it tomorow when i come for the rent

  • @jerrybartlett2947

    @jerrybartlett2947

    5 жыл бұрын

    doesn't matter if your landlord is on crack or not he still uses that excuse on anything XD

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar91274 жыл бұрын

    "Your on drugs, this is what drugs do" my new excuse

  • @TheAngel3737

    @TheAngel3737

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @publicalias8172

    @publicalias8172

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excuse for WHAT 💀💀

  • @scaredstar9127

    @scaredstar9127

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@publicalias8172 when im questiond for having sex with a corpse and high on meth of course.

  • @SPICAL

    @SPICAL

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@scaredstar9127 holy shit 😂😂😂 dark humor at its finest

  • @its_just_roberto

    @its_just_roberto

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@scaredstar9127 Trevor Philips? That you?

  • @johnaddaquay1114
    @johnaddaquay11142 жыл бұрын

    Love daves old stuff. Legendary

  • @Dankeschoen87
    @Dankeschoen872 жыл бұрын

    The greatest. He is genius because he is smart. Not only funny.

  • @HAIRHOLIC_1
    @HAIRHOLIC_17 жыл бұрын

    I swear I've watched all of Dave Chappelles stand up hundreds times and every time I watch them they still crack me up😂😂 this guy is seriously the best 😂😭

  • @princerah7340

    @princerah7340

    5 жыл бұрын

    Werewolffy agreed

  • @koshar44

    @koshar44

    5 жыл бұрын

    You fine af

  • @tylercassidy9426

    @tylercassidy9426

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow there so rude to you but if you'd like to smash just Holla

  • @king78613

    @king78613

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn baby hit me yo Snapchat so we can continue our love story

  • @halaniwalombardi3562

    @halaniwalombardi3562

    3 жыл бұрын

    Got enough make up? Men can see past that you know.

  • @joevaughnbrooks5844
    @joevaughnbrooks58444 жыл бұрын

    And til this day he’s still on his A game 💯🙏🏽

  • @1_Lando

    @1_Lando

    4 жыл бұрын

    🚫🧢

  • @sims4610593

    @sims4610593

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ehh not the same

  • @josh18230

    @josh18230

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nope these are the golden years. At least he is getting off the woke crap though.

  • @ajo2012

    @ajo2012

    4 жыл бұрын

    Still makes me laugh my ass off

  • @047Kenny

    @047Kenny

    4 жыл бұрын

    JoeVaughn Brooks you ain’t ever lie

  • @danieltaylor9459
    @danieltaylor94592 жыл бұрын

    3:42 The voice in all of our heads

  • @rileyherbert739
    @rileyherbert739 Жыл бұрын

    The bit about the landlord hooked on crack is probably one of the best standup routines 😊of all time

  • @johnnyb9218
    @johnnyb92188 жыл бұрын

    I love this...Looks at his clock - 2:42 He takes a shower, listens to his entire CD collection, runs around the block 4x then takes a nap - Still HIGH...looks at his clock 2:43.

  • @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285

    @mohamedlotfimdoukali2285

    7 жыл бұрын

    loool

  • @teejay3698

    @teejay3698

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol if i had a nickel

  • @albanybestdrumline

    @albanybestdrumline

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bruh that's how it be

  • @rushardedward

    @rushardedward

    6 жыл бұрын

    0GR3 sounds like a personal problem to me

  • @0gr312

    @0gr312

    6 жыл бұрын

    Guess you're the lame ass nigga repeating shit. Just so you know, your friends hate you.

  • @unowen7591
    @unowen75918 жыл бұрын

    I looked at the clock it was 2:43 I said GODDAMN Hahaha on point

  • @LOLLYPOPPE

    @LOLLYPOPPE

    8 жыл бұрын

    How? Just askin cause never did shrooms

  • @RobFeldkamp

    @RobFeldkamp

    8 жыл бұрын

    you really loose your sense of time. Everything seems to happen at once, in reverse order or a long time ago. chronology disapears. all quite wierd.

  • @iare19

    @iare19

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Feldkamp a lot of deja vu also

  • @slixdon9695

    @slixdon9695

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah my first time doing shrooms , just 2 hours in felt like a whole day

  • @theorenmaybee7927

    @theorenmaybee7927

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rob Feldkamp sounds like an interesting trip

  • @travisguide4516
    @travisguide45162 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part was when he says to himself "this is what drugs do" hilarious

  • @stankboy6924
    @stankboy692411 ай бұрын

    Hands down one of the greatest specials of all time

  • @michaelcovel3793
    @michaelcovel37938 жыл бұрын

    took a nap...woke up ~ fucked up XD! I crack up every time

  • @HomemadeNub

    @HomemadeNub

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Michael Covel I see what you did there.

  • @mrmoedini

    @mrmoedini

    6 жыл бұрын

    StrikingTan same

  • @nkalakatha100

    @nkalakatha100

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @guyfromavillage134
    @guyfromavillage134 Жыл бұрын

    the slow progression of time is so real conversations, laughs, movies, music, having a smoke five minutes of mushrooms is an era

  • @Magravator1671
    @Magravator16712 жыл бұрын

    He's too funny! The old man running with the walker was pretty epic! 🤣

  • @maf5600
    @maf56004 жыл бұрын

    "boy that old man is trippin." LMAO

  • @richardmoreno2395

    @richardmoreno2395

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is the best he is thegoat

  • @buebitohonguito4061

    @buebitohonguito4061

    2 жыл бұрын

    The thumping with the walker 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IsraelCountryCube

    @IsraelCountryCube

    2 жыл бұрын

    I dont understand

  • @badboy3p7
    @badboy3p78 жыл бұрын

    Dave's moonwalk is gangsta

  • @AB-gz9yb

    @AB-gz9yb

    5 жыл бұрын

    Priscillus Simeon love it

  • @colinaudette291
    @colinaudette2912 жыл бұрын

    He’s right about a minute feeling like an eternity on mushrooms. It’s crazy because it can also work the other way around, where you think it’s been only a few minutes but 2 hours passed

  • @atklm1
    @atklm12 жыл бұрын

    After smoking weed one or two full days, you can pretty much smoke as much as you want and you'll function. But if you haven't had weed for years and smoke a nice bowl of strong sativa, you ain't functioning. And no matter how hard shrooms or acid hit you, you'll take a valium or xanax and you feel nothing but a little buzz anymore.

  • @damnatiomemoriae1894
    @damnatiomemoriae18948 жыл бұрын

    had an alcoholic landlord that used to do the same thing. lol.

  • @lorettaknoelk3475

    @lorettaknoelk3475

    7 жыл бұрын

    Are you for real???? omg

  • @lilmichmenol5513

    @lilmichmenol5513

    6 жыл бұрын

    No bro. No. *SLAP

  • @lilmichmenol5513

    @lilmichmenol5513

    6 жыл бұрын

    Only Chapelle.

  • @notpulverman9660

    @notpulverman9660

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lil' MichMenol Are you trying to make a joke or something? It's hard to tell what you're trying to say.

  • @BrytheP

    @BrytheP

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@notpulverman9660 the response to the landlord champ.

  • @orizkhalas4428
    @orizkhalas44289 жыл бұрын

    took a nap, woke up, fucked up

  • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag

    @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag

    6 жыл бұрын

    All from 2:42 to 2:43

  • @god-son-love

    @god-son-love

    6 жыл бұрын

    can somebody explain this ? I don't understand.

  • @kaan61

    @kaan61

    6 жыл бұрын

    Porschen Hund it was just a day later. I doubt it, but it makes it just a bit more funny.

  • @joycceleste6701
    @joycceleste67012 жыл бұрын

    true life is in us love this ima watch this just trying to get through my life thanks to big people like this person thankyou.

  • @Klaasvaak999
    @Klaasvaak9992 жыл бұрын

    Man I watched this a 100 times and its still as good as the first time

  • @mattyxmatt313
    @mattyxmatt31310 жыл бұрын

    Took a nap. Woke up, Fucked up..

  • @AB-gz9yb

    @AB-gz9yb

    5 жыл бұрын

    Matt Mello lol he’s the master of comedy

  • @billt8504
    @billt85044 жыл бұрын

    When he says "the clock said 2:42" you can see the punchline coming. After all his activities (and a nap), when he says "2:43" I still laughed out loud. Something about Dave's delivery is special.

  • @yahayamuhammad5019

    @yahayamuhammad5019

    2 жыл бұрын

    I also laughed out loud,. Man is a legend

  • @ORIGINALLANDEROS

    @ORIGINALLANDEROS

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @jonsonsjohnson9095

    @jonsonsjohnson9095

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ORIGINALLANDEROS you didnt understand

  • @ProdNapoleon

    @ProdNapoleon

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bro I can relate so much I had a bad trip on shrooms and holy shit bro 1 minute felt like an hour because of all the racing thoughts but when you think slowly time goes by faster

  • @ORIGINALLANDEROS

    @ORIGINALLANDEROS

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jonsonsjohnson9095 double ye

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Жыл бұрын

    “COME ON I NEED IT!!!” That is too real lol

  • @riddley39
    @riddley392 жыл бұрын

    I personally think this is Dave at his best even better than the Dave we have now by a million miles he was pure quality!

  • @MRJMXHD

    @MRJMXHD

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @jpmorgan3891

    @jpmorgan3891

    9 ай бұрын

    Actually both versions of dave Chappelle are great ...

  • @xxP1ST0LER0xx
    @xxP1ST0LER0xx8 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was in the drawer. 😂

  • @xxpistolero420xx7

    @xxpistolero420xx7

    6 жыл бұрын

    yo bitch u copied my username!

  • @carolynmmitchell2240

    @carolynmmitchell2240

    6 жыл бұрын

    xxPistolero 420xx what the fuck is pistolero.

  • @xxpistolero420xx7

    @xxpistolero420xx7

    6 жыл бұрын

    carolyn ask ur mother

  • @xxP1ST0LER0xx

    @xxP1ST0LER0xx

    6 жыл бұрын

    xxPistolero 420xx you are bum sir! It’s not like i specifically looked up this name and said “oooh I’ll just add zeros and get rid of the 420”

  • @notpulverman9660

    @notpulverman9660

    6 жыл бұрын

    carolyn mmitchell Pistolero literally means "gunner." Can be used to mean "Gunslinger," and "cowboy."

  • @piob9801
    @piob98013 жыл бұрын

    I can confirm. I had a landlord who was a drug addict. He asks for rent two months in advance and borrows money every week. He was a scary guy. We found out that our electricity was illegally connected to the mainline.

  • @hexicalcat4937

    @hexicalcat4937

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wtf that sounds like a nightmare 💀

  • @karkkimarkkinat2109

    @karkkimarkkinat2109

    2 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit that sounds epic 😂

  • @americancountryball2077

    @americancountryball2077

    Жыл бұрын

    Blackmail him?

  • @lickmyloafbruh

    @lickmyloafbruh

    Жыл бұрын

    Oof that’s crazy

  • @piob9801

    @piob9801

    Жыл бұрын

    @@americancountryball2077 Nah, i didn't want to be stabbed to death.

  • @MrSchig
    @MrSchig2 жыл бұрын

    We need this Dave back

  • @k1ngol3gend
    @k1ngol3gend2 жыл бұрын

    13 years and he's still funny af

  • @yeahright6048
    @yeahright60484 жыл бұрын

    That last joke has to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard

  • @tredd752
    @tredd7524 жыл бұрын

    I look at the clock it was 2:43... dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👌

  • @elbajapanti6411

    @elbajapanti6411

    4 жыл бұрын

    Theo Redd ,⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @thiskidd1783

    @thiskidd1783

    4 жыл бұрын

    God Damn!!! Lmao

  • @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh

    @ItachiUchiha-rc2kh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Theo Redd I died 😂

  • @billybobaggins8820

    @billybobaggins8820

    4 жыл бұрын

    Man that’s fucking shroomies for ya

  • @xMorbidArtx

    @xMorbidArtx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Acid does the same. I swear I felt at least 2 hours had passed, it had only been like 3-5 minutes, scared the shit out of me.

  • @jazzinmyhand1504
    @jazzinmyhand1504 Жыл бұрын

    Funniest man who can imitate a wht guy through a story 🤣 fan since Half Baked

  • @OgDj2024
    @OgDj2024 Жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest! 👍🏾

  • @samuelperezsanchez7612
    @samuelperezsanchez76127 жыл бұрын

    better than Kevin hart

  • @Jokaanan

    @Jokaanan

    6 жыл бұрын

    duh

  • @masterah2926

    @masterah2926

    5 жыл бұрын

    Samuel Perez Sanchez yup

  • @nazarioa944

    @nazarioa944

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't even think Kevin Hart is funny.

  • @gabrielaponte6403

    @gabrielaponte6403

    5 жыл бұрын

    leagues above Kevin hart

  • @redmasterchief

    @redmasterchief

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not even sure Kevin hart would disagree

  • @PDog69
    @PDog698 жыл бұрын

    pure gold

  • @brianroach6097

    @brianroach6097

    8 жыл бұрын

    mincraft

  • @jerryreed2641

    @jerryreed2641

    8 жыл бұрын

    When a man love a women

  • @sparrowprince3432
    @sparrowprince34322 жыл бұрын

    The crowd’s reaction was itself hilarious.

  • @hktz1
    @hktz1 Жыл бұрын

    This should be played as part of drug prevention courses 😂.

  • @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
    @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth8 жыл бұрын

    that moonwalk was on point

  • @SunshineBeauty03
    @SunshineBeauty0310 жыл бұрын

    Boy! that old man is Trippin!

  • @jeyran5835

    @jeyran5835

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Breeze 😭😭😭😭

  • @jamesmitchell3955

    @jamesmitchell3955

    5 жыл бұрын

    Saving Sarah silverman

  • @HoodyBoy85
    @HoodyBoy852 жыл бұрын

    I was in literal tears when he moonwalked as a high 75 yr old

  • @andresmiguel8082
    @andresmiguel80822 ай бұрын

    One of the best specials ever

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR5 жыл бұрын

    "this building's falling apart, things came up" If there ever was a landlord junkie I swear that'd be the first thing they came up with as a lie for money

  • @tobinakatarx

    @tobinakatarx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Coke addict boss 3 am ,"get me some coke or dont come to work tomorrow" I loved days off ,so was like "fuck you ,i aint coming in anyway,you know i dont do mondays 😉

  • @loweni7460
    @loweni74608 жыл бұрын

    "COME ON I NEED IT!"

  • @bresams2917
    @bresams29172 жыл бұрын

    The last second took me TF out😂🤣

  • @JihadBunnydick
    @JihadBunnydick2 жыл бұрын

    Love you Dave, you one of the few comedians I ever related with.

  • @brandoncarlson03
    @brandoncarlson033 жыл бұрын

    What a wonderful person. Dave was a huge part of my life when I was a young man and figuring out this thing we call life. His brand of comedy spoke to my soul and made me feel excited to be able to experience it when I was comin up. God bless dave Chappelle

  • @Conceptual_Space

    @Conceptual_Space

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shut up Bran :)

  • @mattymcrips

    @mattymcrips

    2 жыл бұрын

    My first episode of Chappelle Show was the slow motion skit. I knew he was the funniest person when he pooped in slow motion.

  • @A.AofSpades

    @A.AofSpades

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yata yata ya

  • @z-iceberg3562

    @z-iceberg3562

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Conceptual_Space chill bro

  • @raregoodds3143

    @raregoodds3143

    Жыл бұрын

    God should be centre of your life.

  • @sweetcrosby
    @sweetcrosby4 жыл бұрын

    I see youtube recommend is liking chappelle again for some reaosn.

  • @princesayoleasa

    @princesayoleasa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Crosby he has a new skit on Netflix I believe

  • @hearoisrael2814

    @hearoisrael2814

    4 жыл бұрын

    The soul has been sold.

  • @rohithkumarsp

    @rohithkumarsp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Netflix sticks and stones.

  • @kingjester123

    @kingjester123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes trending again cuz of Netflix

  • @SonGokouu

    @SonGokouu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dave Chappell is dead. This new thing is a clone of him. Why has he died because of a video of him talking about dresses and men wearing them and etc on a Oprah show

  • @GaryAa56
    @GaryAa56 Жыл бұрын

    Dave is spot on!

  • @antennawilde
    @antennawilde2 жыл бұрын

    Perfect description of the beginning stages of mushrooms: Tastes like athlete's foot, I feel sick, but not really high... then I looked in the mirror

  • @FlamingSpaceman
    @FlamingSpaceman8 жыл бұрын

    Lost my shit at the moonwalk.

  • @Necrophite78
    @Necrophite783 жыл бұрын

    The fun thing about this is, you know Dave at least once tried it himself. Cause the description is accurate as hell! 1 minute has passed and it feels like you did a day's worth of activities.

  • @KingJColes

    @KingJColes

    2 жыл бұрын

    Either that or he was knocked out for 12 hours 😂😂😂

  • @nixonwasframed

    @nixonwasframed

    2 жыл бұрын

    But you can't sleep on shrooms.

  • @KavenLeandro

    @KavenLeandro

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nixonwasframed well, may be after unplugged brain or whatever they call

  • @hagegesamuel

    @hagegesamuel

    2 жыл бұрын

    On LSD, 1 hour felt like 4. Time is really not relevant during an acid trip or shrooms.

  • @ShawnJonesHellion

    @ShawnJonesHellion

    Жыл бұрын

    i would describe mushrooms as talking with the gods, tripping the fck out, an on happy pills. but not noticing you are tripping till looking in a mirror is oddly one thing that did happen once an i was like "why am i smiling. it must be the drugs are working"

  • @splashdagreat694
    @splashdagreat6942 жыл бұрын

    Now this is tha real Dave

  • @lurkenyautja5681
    @lurkenyautja5681 Жыл бұрын

    Kiabiaca your kool love what you said on Saturday night live...with prayer..

  • @eccentriclullaby1357
    @eccentriclullaby13574 жыл бұрын

    LMAO when he used the stool as a walker 😂😂😂😂

  • @chernxbyl9140

    @chernxbyl9140

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@djsimma8617 pretty good hbu?

  • @berrafatale25yearsago87

    @berrafatale25yearsago87

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chernxbyl9140 im fine tnx

  • @chernxbyl9140

    @chernxbyl9140

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@berrafatale25yearsago87 that’s awesome to hear!

  • @charlesdavis7142

    @charlesdavis7142

    2 жыл бұрын

    The truth about life and death has been revealed in 4 pgs.: google global truth project and read “the Present”.

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