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@nycashone

Жыл бұрын

Do PIMP MY RIDE

@ChrisJamesTV

Жыл бұрын

@@nycashone I did

@nycashone

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisJamesTV Another one! -DJ Khaled Voice

@chillemdafoe1738

Жыл бұрын

Criss angels “trickd up” is a perfect show for you to do a video on its even worse than mindfreak

@harrishabitat

Жыл бұрын

We sent you a email last week about sponsorships...how can we reach you about maybe being a sponsor. :)

Very disappointed that you didn’t point out that she was literally shopping on target and had 50 tabs open that were ALL target

@wBlrLive

Жыл бұрын

That is hilarious

@tatesparkes8916

Жыл бұрын

Yanks

@1serious0mfr

Жыл бұрын

16:50 oh my god dude he wasn't joking about her style just being target, oh my god

@jeramieshoe837

Жыл бұрын

My grandma had over almost 100 tabs open of just Facebook because she thought she had to get an eraser for her computer. I wish I was kidding God rest her soul

@wBlrLive

Жыл бұрын

@@jeramieshoe837 sane with mine Lmao in her tablet tho.

The way she took "tropical" and decided it meant "northern Californian coastal" is hilarious

@WyattMcFeelz

Жыл бұрын

North California Coast is more reminiscent of the arctic circle than anywhere tropical lmao

@tuecceut7303

Жыл бұрын

I'm so confused about that. Where's the green red or yellow? Where's the warmth and misty air? Wooden details? Some plants maybe? Oh I would've been mad if that was my home and I requested tropical inspired decor.

@xotl2780

Жыл бұрын

@@tuecceut7303 She has never seen a tree before.

@urk5204

Жыл бұрын

What, you mean tropical doesn't mean having some of the coldest water on the planet, rugged inaccessible coastlines, and regular fog?

@juancarlosreyes5138

Жыл бұрын

Tropical, paint some water on floor, with a sandbar, have a bed with a canopy with part of it on the water. Make the wood look like tiki torches. Add some tropical trees on the walls with a sunset wall mural. Maybe add a humidifier with a essential oils machine with some tropical scent. Bam, that would be my plan scribbled over a lunch break. Throw some fake plants in the corners.

My wife and I watched this show and once we finished the first episode we both looked at each other and said “She’s banging the contractor.”

@karenstarr

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought the same watching this video. Lol

@tonypepperoni3157

Жыл бұрын

Yup.

@Colorfultography

Жыл бұрын

They both are

@gunmunz

Жыл бұрын

While Sid watches...and fluffs him

@RAE.ofSunshine

Жыл бұрын

@@gunmunz 😂

"American Dream Ninja Warrior Makeover" Netflix execs: "Write that down, WRITE IT DOWN!!"

@rachelh7926

Жыл бұрын

That actual sounds found and chaotic.

@here151

Жыл бұрын

That’d actually be pretty cool. You have people remodeling a room in a house for ninja warrior training

@haleymist09

8 ай бұрын

If Quibi lasted another 6 months, theyd make that

@prettyawesomejm

8 ай бұрын

Like that Key and Peele Gremlins 2 sketch.

Shea is like the ultimate of the mormon wife aesthetic with her washed out color aesthetics, her weird kimono vest, and her inability to conceptualize any color that has a saturation higher than 2

@jjdelft3216

Жыл бұрын

First comment in a long time i laughed at b

@ZacharyDarkes

Жыл бұрын

As a Mormon I legit laughed lol.

@flimsyenthusiasm5769

11 ай бұрын

you forgot the gay husband.

@wlsncthrn

6 ай бұрын

Closeted Gay the church does not condone that behavior. 😉

@cyber_runner

2 ай бұрын

The way I laughed after I read your comment

If I wanted a island themed room and I'm paying for the remodeling...don't give me ikea show-room. I would have been so pissed.

@tuecceut7303

Жыл бұрын

Same!!! More warmth less white. Some green plants and wooden details thank you. That hurt me more than I thought it could.... and I'm not even that interested in home decor.

@Wolf_Avery

Жыл бұрын

IKEA has more island/tropical style than target.

@asarishepard8171

Жыл бұрын

same here, i wouldve been like "whered my pillows from hawaii go? I brought those back from vacation, lady, wth."

Is no one going to talk about how this family is 100% a beard for Sid…?

@AmbassadorKat

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment! Shocked it took so long to come up

@stevethebarbarian9876

Жыл бұрын

I honestly hope so. The idea that both of them are just in completely separate, healthier relationships is downright optimistic compared to the idea that they’re just two unhappy people in a dysfunctional (and maybe even abusive) relationship.

@Krul6

Жыл бұрын

I thought they were best friends, standard tv couple of an enthusiastic woman and her gay bff.

@Thesoga0820

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely don’t understand how they have kids when they’re so obviously not attracted to each other??

@ValentineS97

9 ай бұрын

​@@Thesoga0820since when is attraction apart of the baby making equation??

Let's be real, if a 12 year old found out information that embarassing about another kid, that kid would immediately tell anybody in his general area.

@fw_andre

6 ай бұрын

Nah I’m about using it agiasnt you at the most random points. Wanna try and mess with me, ok I’ll just tell everybody what you did, tryna be messy and talk behind my back? Ok I’ll just tell them what you did and I’ll see how you deal with it.😂

@GH0STS_D1E

10 сағат бұрын

@@fw_andre you sound like you were the type of kid to raise your hand in class and pretend to snitch on some kid

>paints litterally everything white >Absolutely shocked when dirt shows on it

I'm pretty sure "totally not gay" Syd likes Tyler WAY more than Shae does.

@ronj8000

3 ай бұрын

Syd has Toby from The Office vibs

This is literally the fastest incoming divorce I've ever seen on TV. Her most positive words about the relationship was that he is the glue that holds their company together. She diggin.

@Thesoga0820

Жыл бұрын

And even then she immediately told him to not mention it😭😭

@LeolaGlamour

Жыл бұрын

Lol he’s not batting for the other team?! They’re married?! She’s got to be his beard.

@anitachamberlain3391

Жыл бұрын

Not even the marriage or family. Their Company!

@yukikanegawa7470

Жыл бұрын

Seems she does all the work so she probably didn't even mean it

@gaaraxnaru

Жыл бұрын

​@anita chamberlain To be fair, she said family too. Second, lol.

I always laugh at how unrealistically pristine the houses always are in these shows. It's like the people are living in a waiting room at a doctor's office.

@demonjmh

Жыл бұрын

Thats one thing movies rarely get right... Youll see some house in a movie thats supposed to be a dope den but the inside of the house will look like theres a butler on payroll

@GurthBrookz1169

Жыл бұрын

Maybe just clean your house instead of making fun for someone keeping theirs clean. Lmao

@orangeradishneo

Жыл бұрын

anyone else sick of this aesthetic? white blonde haired married-with-2.5 kids couple, teeth brighter than their walls. it's old. it's fake.

@orangeradishneo

Жыл бұрын

@@GurthBrookz1169 yikes, that's what you got from it? maybe stop living your life to impress your wife's strange Instagram followers

@tatesparkes8916

Жыл бұрын

Mf’s don breath

“One is strangely dating zoey deschanel and the other looks like he was in the womb an extra day” I know you’re secretly incredibly proud of that, had me choking on my own saliva

I have 100% seen pillows almost identical to the tropical ones at Target, the problem is that Shay is a pony without even a whole trick. She can only do Threshold styles, not any of the more eclectic or colorful lines available at Target.

Chris I can see that you’re getting more confident with your ability to throw skits and sketches throughout your videos and… please know that they are all so freaking funny dude. Your content genuinely gets better with every video!

@orf1011

Жыл бұрын

You should check out some of his older videos like the series on tik tok if you haven't already! He's got some fantastic skits in those!

For every 1 good series/movie on Netflix, there are 20 dumpster fires to follow without fail

@karenamyx2205

Жыл бұрын

Someones obviously watching them though. I have no clue who. But companies like Netflix dont do ANYTHING without return on investment. Or maybe it's about filling a catalog.. like, they really only have like 20 good shows. But no one's paying 10 bucks a month for that. So it requires farting out 9,981 crap shows just so they can say "over 10,000 different programs to watch".

@lactobacillusprobiotic7029

Жыл бұрын

And that series gets cancelled for no reason. 😢😢😢

@peger

6 ай бұрын

Well, if you throw a lot of stuff at the wall, something will eventually stick to it.

Please cover the show “trading spaces” that was on HGTV. 2 couples decorated a room in the others house and everyone has horrible taste and horrible ideas and sometimes people cry and hilarity ensues.

@imrpovking845

8 ай бұрын

That show started on TLC.

@forhulu1984-le4ju

7 ай бұрын

Lol episode with the fireplace , the lady looked like she wanted to hurt everyone 😂

This is a perfect example of a couple that regrets signing their Netflix contract because they both are ready for a divorce and have to keep up their terrible acting like they actually still want to be together. Once this show ends they will get divorced lol.

Wow, how is she a successful interior designer? She can't work with tropical then she's not a good designer. Bet money if she dropped a portfolio, every room would look the same. I feel bad for that lady but at least she got new furniture I guess. At least Melany in How to Build a Sex fucking tries. Like every room she did looked completely differently.

That property brother's joke had me dying.

I'm sorry but... As a lesbian... I have VERY homosexual vibes off the husband... I know it's crappy to voice that but... You know when you meet a guy and you just assume he is gay? And he hits out with "...and my wife.." and you're like., "Excuse me!?" That's exactly the feeling the husband gave me lol

@filmercode

9 ай бұрын

Nah he's 100% gay there's no way he isn't

@seraphinaedan1033

8 ай бұрын

I’m bi and I feel the exact same way ahhhhh

@BeruCampos

8 ай бұрын

I know, that's called prejudice. Way to go sis

@mattwormington1473

8 ай бұрын

LITERALLY

@PsychoMike21000

8 ай бұрын

As a straight man (ooooooh evil) I get the gay vibes too.

Some of these people seem so artificially popular. As if target and other companies will try to make the products they sell seem more legitimate by creating a fake person/family to back up the image. How did these people manage to get a glorified family vlog on Netflix? Maybe I’m just cynical

@SoggyMs

Жыл бұрын

You're not cynical. This is corporate greed at its fullest

@gabbieromano58

Жыл бұрын

no wait,,, I think ur right

@mattk2708

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense really. Why pay licensing for someone who is known and established as a figure in their field when you can prop up a figurehead for a small fraction of the cost.

@gatsu8634

11 ай бұрын

This is for sure an advertisement/brand deal between Tar-jay and Netflix.

Sounds like they are desperately trying to create their own Chip & Joanna from Fixerupper. Those two have fantastic chemistry and are both incredibly talented in their own fields. They have such a wholesome personality. Love Chip’s goofball moments and how Joanna loves them too.

@efnfen

Жыл бұрын

okay Joanna

Sid looks like he can throw down a HELLA sick acoustic guitar camp fire jam sesh, while only knowing how to play 2 actual songs, and about 3 chords

@wlsncthrn

6 ай бұрын

Nope only hymn music is allowed no guitars.

13:19 Next show is gonna be a makeover for Sid's 1bdrm apt. Tyler and Shea are coming over to help with that. 🤔

The thing that stood out to me about this show is how hard they want us to give a shit about the host's family and personal life. Like... it's a show about home makeovers I don't give a shit that you started gardening during the pandemic. Make the house pretty and get to the point!

“and the other one looks like he was in the womb for an extra day” lmfao!!

All I feel like happened was that this couple saw Chip and Joanna and went “yeah we can probably do that, how hard could it be?”

@juliannehannes11

Жыл бұрын

Just go to Target

16:50 LOOK AT ALL OF HER TABS OPEN!!! Every single tab that’s open while she is shopping IS TARGET! Lmao you weren’t wrong, her whole personality os target😂

@bradywilliams2951

8 ай бұрын

*jaw drop Holy crap, you're right.. one giant ad.

@75aces97

7 ай бұрын

Isn’t the show just a long Target commercial?

“And you know what that means haha …I threw up” I almost spit out my coffee 😂😂😂

"I need a room that looks like something Anne Boleyn and King Henry VIII would sleep in" ---processing--- ---processing--- "Generic Target catalog room only using white and gray. Got it."

Big shout-out to Chris for the posting consistency lately 🙏 also the haircut looking hella fresh n healthy 🙌

@majinbooch3787

Жыл бұрын

He be glowing

@cs8712

Жыл бұрын

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I'm glad this video exists so I don't actually have to watch the shows on Netflix Edit: ooohhhh Shaye is definitely having secret meet ups with Tyler

Dude I literally wheezed and then cry-laughed at “It’s me in a different shirt. you know what that means…I threw up.” Essentially my comedy style boiled down to one line, cheers 🥂

that “I threw up” comment made me almost throw up laughing. your videos add much needed levity to my day, thanks!

My gf wanted to watch this show and after 3 episodes I couldn’t stand the fact that EVERY single cabinet fixture was brass

"I'm really grateful that I fell in love with this surfer-skater-boy." I think I can translate: "I'm really angry that I got knocked up by this surfer-skater-boy, and now I'm trapped here."

When Sid said “take it easy on that”😭he’s gettin tired of her shit

@kelsea8018

Жыл бұрын

That was WILD!! Haha mask off, Sid! Let’s gooooo 🤣🤣

you got a good belly laugh out of me for your "netflix song" bit.

Those two have been doing traditional home renovation shows for almost two decades now, and considering all the constant criticism they've been getting from the get-go about their shitty design decisions, it's prolly for the better that the Netflix show focuses more on their life instead

Everything about this show reminds me of the color beige. From Shay and Syd’s relationship, their design choices, the family dynamics, its the most milquetoast thing I’ve ever seen. Its like if you dipped a piece of Wonder Bread in a glass of whole milk. These people would see a gay pride parade and scream. Shay has nightmares about the color orange like they feel like an AI was tasked with generating a perfect design family

For anyone who is very innocent or not a native speaker and doesn't know what a "fluffer" is: its someone in porn industry that is taking care of the guys standing ovation to the right time, if ya know what i mean

@karenamyx2205

Жыл бұрын

Keeps the engine revving in between laps?

@stevethebarbarian9876

Жыл бұрын

Makes sure the dough is kneaded before it goes in the oven

@sheo3394

Жыл бұрын

It's also a business term meaning somebody who's just there to look like competition in a deal or make another company look good

@raysa1642

11 ай бұрын

OMG I didn't need to know that

@err0rheart932

9 ай бұрын

its sad I am a native english speaker and never made that connection. I literally thought they meant fluffing actual pillows. My 'tism strikes again.

He doesn't care because he is a gay man. The amount of gay men married to women is just aggravating. I am gay and have been with and known a lot of these "straight" married men.

@OfficialMidnightRuby

Жыл бұрын

what are they like in person?

@adammocaby2636

Жыл бұрын

@@OfficialMidnightRuby It's hard to say because people are people and everyone is different. Some of them have been super off putting and very "manly" until they are on top of me. Others are just very handsy and its obvious where it's going. However for the most part I have learned that if any part of you gets that vibe from them then you're feeling that way for a reason. If it waddled and quacks like a duck..then it's a duck.

@CourtneyMaria2

Жыл бұрын

I kind of thought he could be, but I didn’t want to assume. I just got the vibe that something could being going on with the wife and the builder.

@teeayyyyyy

Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@fw_andre

6 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure half of the married gay men don’t ever realize they’re gay until it’s too late

I’m so glad you covered this lol I wanted to like this show so bad but they’re SO unlikeable and they have 0 chemistry!

Sid doing that gesture at 6:13 is like anytime you saw your mom try to be hip and with the times growing up, and I feel like the part of me that finally healed from that 27 years later just died again. . .

The fact the home theater dude said "Thirty thousand" in a British accent just added the cherry on top of this ridiculous moment.

Like an unstoppable coast meeting an immovable tropic

Syd looks like he did a house full of Crystal Meth 5 years ago and still hasn’t come down

Not going to lie like half way though I forgot it was the American dream gladiator home make over show and thought it was about that sex room show, which just goes to show its the same bs with new paint. Lol great job on this Chris!!!

30k!? For a home theater add-on? Dude sell that tool shed of a house, tack on that 30k and buy a house that a home theater would fit in!

"you know where we're going, right?" Syd: obviously driving them there: yeah i know the general direction

I work at target and threshold (her brand at target) and its honestly the cheapest stuff ever and way overpriced its actually laughable. Threshold? More like threshMOLD ammiright!? Ill see myself out

That skill share class you took has really been working! Love the consistency king

My hero Chris coming to save me from my depression once more

How to Build a Sex Room was honestly pretty fun and wholesome to watch, surprisingly.

@efnfen

Жыл бұрын

holesome

American Dream Home Makeover is actually a better title good job! Also that “hey you cut your hair!” Was literally me right before it happened.

10:05 I'm constantly thinking about the "Please Say Yes" song now that was iconic

Been binging Chris for a couple weeks and damn I love his dry humor😂 it’s really relatable

Much like any streaming thing, *coughs* KZread, the oversaturated market makes it easy to make cheap throaway content. Like, having had nothing to do without a car, I have this past year discovered the seemingly inescapable void that is "commentary channels". Chris doesn't have (yet) 100k subs, yet compared to a lot of the bigger subbed commentary people, his stuff is very well put together, and I have a feeling he's mostly doing the heavy lifting on his own. So many can't edit their own stuff, which that's like a writer who can't do basic proofreading, and despite having someone edit for them, it's still garbage content. Also, Chris has a chill subtlety with his approach, instead of trying too hard to be an animated over the top cartoon character or something.

I’ve seen more creative and entertaining content from small YT creators working with no money or crew than 99% of Netflix original programming. I’m really blown away by the high production value some creators are able to achieve. But even those who are primarily commentators, there’s a lot of variety and educational value even though they don’t have a roomful of writers. I wish Netflix would fund some of these smaller channels (not the family vlogglers, but those with real talent) instead of shelling out millions to create the same stupid stuff over and over again.

“In the womb an extra day” holy crap that caught me off guard, I LOL’d. Awesome video 😊💚

Just went down the rabbit hole that is this channel and I love every second of it

I feel like Sid and his whole family are just actors 🤔🤔 Another great one though bro 👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Been waiting on the new video. Your sarcasm is refreshing.

OMG this couple is kind of a big deal in the interior design world! Didn’t know this was Studio McGee! She has a line with target which is probably why she seems to use so many of their products

Chris, your channel is going to blow up soon buddy. I genuinely believe you’re gonna be one of the top KZreadrs soon. Love the content

Man so stoked to see your channel growing! You’ve been absolutely killing it. I love these (not the Netflix shows) lol

Just discovered your channel today and this video made me laugh so much. Time for a channel binge! Great work😁

Dude you need to upload more I binged your stuff it’s hilarious! Big props bud keep up the good work!

Does anybody else feel like the husband reminds you of Toby from The Office?

The bad music in shows bit had me absolutely dying of laughter. Newer Bravo and MTV shows are the same exact way, and it's become a highlight of mine while viewing, just because of how horrid they are.

@wlsncthrn

6 ай бұрын

Remember when all MTV played was really good music videos. Every single one of their reality shows are trash.

Chris you make it easier to get through the weeks bro this is so funny 🤣 OMG I've been watching your channel for about a yr now and can't get enough of this content absolutely love it keep up the great work and be safe man the world sucks 🥂

Netflix is quickly ruining themselves

Always a great watch! I’ve had time to watch older videos and also the new stuff it’s awesome.

Have consistently watched your videos for a long time now. Keep it up man the videos are hilarious.

I really enjoy home renovation shows, but when i started this one, I couldnt even make it past the first episode, I got eerie vibes, and I'm very glad I listened 😂

Me to my wife "Let me show you this funny video" Her when I start the video "I love that show" Me "Oh, nevermind"

Chris, I'm so happy to see that your channel is growing. One of the best commentors out there

Is it strange I just want all of reality tv to end in Chris's just say yes.

Thank you for bringing this gem to my attention. It's the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Imma watch this with my wife for sure. She loves those crappy vlog shows so it'd be nice to make fun of a crappy one with her

1. Poor Sid, he needs to step away and let this epic failure fade away. 2. Tyler the contractor needs his own show... he should partner with a different person each show who knows real decorating solutions and will deliver what the customer wants ❤

Mormon couple created by A1 was so spot on Chris!

Right on more frequent vids is rad man. Super happy you're back to it🤙

You’re lil bits you do always hit the nail on the head, I love it!

"Please Say Yes" by Chris James is THE Song of the Summer

Love your videos, old boy. Getting better too. your channel is growing too man.

I’m too distracted by the fine new haircut

"Sex Shed" hits way different than "Fuck Shed". I mean, "Fuck Shed" sounds like a song a trashy punk band would/should/did write. (I got way too hung up on the Sex Rooms tangent 😅) This was one of your best yet!

Been binging your vids, started with the preppers 😂 fantastic stuff!! Thanks!!

No way Shea and Tyler aren’t… hanging out.

That room was such miss, I mean come on. I really feel like the hugely modernized north coast California look, with all that white and highly showroom stylized simplicity is in part due to her not looking into other places. Like her Mormon personality has this belief she knows better, and her Husband ugh... he gets away with not doing anything because he's the Head of the Household. I just think these two don't have the proper grasp of the real world, so they really don't have the knowledge or experience of better designer's, it's going to cause a problem. They should probably focus on their kids and find other outlets for their business.

Shea has said the phrase "I'm not racist but" at least once a week in her adult life. No shot I can be convinced otherwise, loool 😂😂

Love you videos and been a subscriber for a while. Keep up the good videos man. Please don't stop doing what you're doing. I'm literally addicted to your videos at the moment

Been watching since 1400 subs. So proud of your progress man

Please release a full single of that song. I need to play it for my wife when we renew our vows.

Didn’t know a thing about Mormon/LDS women until Lori Vallow. Now I can’t unsee how literally every single one of them look alike… It’s deeply troubling and they truly need a rebrand thanks to that psychopath.

Dude I just discovered you like a week ago and have seen all your videos already. I need more.

Hahaha I love how off track you went ! Funny episode bro

Chris thank you so much for always putting out bangers and not ruining your videos with obnoxious "bleeps." Keep the humor, keep the raunch, and keep up the amazing work! You're the best.