"Fuck Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Clef, Gears, Kondraki and Bright."

@Thepreacher_1

2 жыл бұрын

The 4 housemen of we can't get rid of them because there too important

@lyndon4610

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually a good idea for a tale. The only question is who would be who?

@dr.ChainsawLover

2 жыл бұрын

YASS

@Dr.C.Shadow

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyndon4610 Clef would be war and Bright would be death. I am not sure about Gears and Kondraki though...

@vynal187theunseen3

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure gears wouldn’t be one since he’s the only responsible one and acts like a total robot most of the time… wait so would he count a responsible supervisor for these two?

I'm just imagining a security guard spraying Bright and Clef with a water bottle every time they walk toward each other and screaming at them like a cat about to knock over a potted plant.

@MourningNihilist

2 жыл бұрын

Clef would eventually end up murdering water🤷

@madhattergodess

2 жыл бұрын

Dr. Clef would then think the security is scp and thus try to kill them.

@albucaesis

2 жыл бұрын

@@MourningNihilist thats not make any sense

@SilverKingGary

2 жыл бұрын

@@albucaesis Nothing Dr. Clef does makes any sense.

@gard3boi311

2 жыл бұрын

@@albucaesis Both Clef and Bright are the anti-thesis of anything and everything that makes sense

Bright: "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today" Clef: "My name is Clef, actually. But I like what you're planning" Random staff: "Mooom... I mean, Director!! Clef and Bright are trying to teach dog tricks to SCP-682"

@fabioalcantara305

2 жыл бұрын

Hey!... Where's Scp-173?

@randomperson5512

2 жыл бұрын

*insert DANT sound effect at the end*

@iwaniscool7780

2 жыл бұрын

@@fabioalcantara305 and why there's scream too?

@bright3658

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact:I am the director of site 19 so...

@Gamer-oj3zn

2 жыл бұрын

@CreeperCart they walk into the room seeing doctor clef and bright trying still eating with they mash potatos in ceiling would be funny

" Don't call us, we call you. " Cleff & Bright together are a menace to SCP FOUNDATION🤣🤣🤣

@tylerloesch1660

2 жыл бұрын

True they are but I doubt Dr.Cleff will do anything to out here or else he’ll be separated from his daughter and he doesn’t want that.

@godversesans5152

2 жыл бұрын

Rule 70. Attempts to use Foundation radio telescopes to contact omniscient and omnipotent extraterrestrial entities will result in a bill for any damage to local space-time, including the cost of demoting objects to dwarf planet status.

@randorookie8587

2 жыл бұрын

And subsequently the entire world actually scratch that the entire universe

@godversesans5152

2 жыл бұрын

@@randorookie8587 yes they are a menace to the universe .next step is to be a menace to the multiverse

@randorookie8587

2 жыл бұрын

@@godversesans5152 yeah kinda forgot we couldn’t keep them contained god imagine how horrible it would be if like 10 of each of them met up all together all at once imagine the destruction and chaos that would ensue

The most surprising part about this is the fact that them being together resulted in a glob of mashed potatoes being on the ceiling. Everything is kinda to be expected when you put these two in a room together and they get along

@michaelpettersson4919

2 жыл бұрын

I got the impression that the ceiling mash was the worst problem, not the casualties. Either they where only in need of medical care or they was D-Class.

@GG-lk4xf

2 жыл бұрын

You kbow how you have ywo things that causes bad luck? And when you put them near eachother the badluck doubles? Cleft and Bright are these cursed items, only 100× worse

@fard2780

2 жыл бұрын

@@GG-lk4xf even worse, when they both get "Supervised" by dr Kondraki

@GG-lk4xf

2 жыл бұрын

@@fard2780 dear god, THATS AN XK SCENARIO

@noneyabusiness8394

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I think it was pretty tame

I just like how 682 just walks by tilts their head and kind of says " Clef, Bright" and just walks off. Like even 682 doesnt want to get involved.

@gard3boi311

2 жыл бұрын

The cross-test between Clef and SCP-682 resulted in a stare-down where nothing of significance happened.

@Lurking-Shadow541

2 жыл бұрын

It’s fair to say that after the cross testing between both clef and bright, well I don’t think 682 wants to deal with them again

@Cosplaybuddygiraffes

2 жыл бұрын

I like to think 682’s thoughts on Clef are “He’s already a menace to human society, I’ll leave that be.”

@gmailquinn

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cosplaybuddygiraffes incorrect, 682 understands that both clef, bright are a menace to society

@kraigshall

2 жыл бұрын

He might be the most hateful lizard in existence but he's smart enough to know not to mess with that concentrated shitstorm.

Doctor Bright and Doctor Clef are the definition of, “I know perfectly well and don’t give a shit”

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername

2 жыл бұрын

True

@LOLonHere

2 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it be "Example/personification" instead of "Definition" ?

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername

2 жыл бұрын

@@LOLonHere They are the definition of it tho

@LOLonHere

2 жыл бұрын

@@BroKZreadRuinedMyUsername .... No.

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername

2 жыл бұрын

@@LOLonHere Yes, they are the definition of ‘i know perfectly well and don’t give a s*it’

It doesn't surprise me that those two would get along, knowing how crazy they both can be

@Dr.C.Shadow

2 жыл бұрын

*Dr. Kondraki entered their team*

@ThrillSeeker3524

2 жыл бұрын

Dr. Rights is probably the worst possible supervisor

@insertgoodenoughnamehere6118

2 жыл бұрын

im surprised dr bright has not yet given dr clef the idea to use a chainsaw cannon in a breach

@yeetuszilla1663

2 жыл бұрын

@@insertgoodenoughnamehere6118 clef uses his shotgun

@quollosuru

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeetuszilla1663 chain saw canons are fun though

(Bright&clef sitting at the same table) Bright:Clef I know what we’re gonna do today!

@lostgamer2271

2 жыл бұрын

That's a good one have a like

@darksavage2609

2 жыл бұрын

@@lostgamer2271 thanx

@ladykoiwolfe

2 жыл бұрын

I can almost picture that.

@Bigboibutter

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a hundred and four ways to fuck up the foundation but the council comes around just to end it but the annual problem with this situation is trying to keep them protected

Dr. Bright and clef had a competition on who can cause the most damage to the site. Scp 682 overheard and said whoever releases me wins automatically.

@yeetuszilla1663

2 жыл бұрын

and then along came the dragonslayer, he crushed all of them

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

And I won

@the-wanderer111

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbright7616 right here 05 council.

@Dog_eater822

6 ай бұрын

@@jackbright7616no tv for 2 weeks

Another thing Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do is use this list as a "To-Do List".

@MegaphoneBoi

2 жыл бұрын

*watch me*

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaphoneBoi insert spider man pointing at each other meme

@MegaphoneBoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbright7616 shh before the foundation finds out

@no-ms9gw

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaphoneBoi hold up

@Patrioticamericam

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry I already did the to-do list.

Dr. Bright: Does 343 count? Supervisor: No! Because we all know that not even god can help us when you two are together!

Dr. Bright treats his job like he's on the set of Jackass 24/7

@Weretyu7777

2 жыл бұрын

As long as there's a human to put his necklace on, he's basically got infinite bodies and can't die. Sooo...not like he's got anything better to do.

@thebutcherschariot

Жыл бұрын

his name is jack a. bright. a for ass 😭

Movie title: BRIGHT AND THE SEARCH FOR A RESPONSIBLE PERSON

@auroralovesmettaton8509

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

05 Council: Dr. Bright, Dr Clef you two must be supervised at ALL times when together Dr. Bright: but why? Dr. Clef: we are not causing trouble 05 Council: Remember the Mashed potato Incident? That's why

@parzivalalchema5870

2 жыл бұрын

So we gonna call it mashed potato incident now? Okay

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

At least it was good mashed potatoes

@MinerGameroneinonly

2 жыл бұрын

682: *eating the mash potatoes, not giving a darn*

@alw2839

2 жыл бұрын

They are still on the ceiling.

So if no one counts, The 05 Council is acknowledging that they're all children at heart and none of them are mature, responsible adults. We're all doomed.

This I can believe… so many of the Foundation employees with anomalies or extraordinary perculiarities can be children.

@samboyd1828

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, you're nigh on immortal or invincible or what ever the fuck kondraki has, you're gonna get bored eventually

My very first reaction to this was "oh no; an XK Class End of the world scenario will happen with these two around each other".

@jacbeukes903

2 жыл бұрын

Well, no, but actually yes

@tommyfox854

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacbeukes903 Well it can be close enough honestly.

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

More than that but yes

Several containment breaches "Meh" Mash potatoes on ceiling "AAAAAAAA CHAOSSS"

Dr bright is not allowed to seduce any any any SCP'S

@Thund3rDrag0n12

2 жыл бұрын

They actually kinda did that one. Bright isn't allowed to use an SCP that acts like a love pheromone for computers and other machinery because he'll happily use it and walk through the foundation's IT department

@madhattergodess

2 жыл бұрын

So Dr. Bright is a bard.

@RoccaDoesStuff

Жыл бұрын

r/ cursedcomment Espacially Dr. Clef's daughter, aka the teenage gaea.

@djwolf3810

Жыл бұрын

​@@Thund3rDrag0n12 Clef has slept with 173

@jayaleearts

Жыл бұрын

@@djwolf3810 I heard that story and um... it haunts me to this day.

Okay I know this is a rule that dr. Bright and dr. Clef break on regular basis😂

As Rule 66.14 says: "Fuck Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. We've got Clef, Gears, Kondraki and Bright." if they ever get within 2 meters of each other, its safe to assume that its either a foundation staff meeting, or a site is about to mysteriously disappear, along with the entire continent of Africa.

@ThePcHeadedGuy

2 жыл бұрын

i am scarred to ask how the hell a site that isnt connected to the continent of Africa will disapear

@madhattergodess

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot about Dr. Right . As the addition will lead to tentacle monster to be created and the chaos from said tentacle monster.

@yeetuszilla1663

2 жыл бұрын

now we need an scp-001 (the way it ends) with that, where basically the scp doctors go on a mission to kill the armageddon. death: killed by bright with his chainsaw cannon war: scp-999 was grabbed by clef and thrown at war, disintegrating him famine: kondraki used scp-456 to feed famine, making it no longer fmaine and cease to exist pestilence: gears told scp-049 it's location and brought him to there, curing him of itself

@Argento_Wolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeetuszilla1663 about the only violent point you just made is Bright using a chainsaw cannon. Which is scary.

@alexcollins9706

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeetuszilla1663 how are anomalus bedbugs supposed to stop famine?

Bright, asking if O5 command members count as responsible adults: 😈

A bromance between Drs Bright and Clef would be all it would take to trigger several end of the world K-class scenarios simultaneously.

i was locked in a room with them and god my sanity

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

So you’re the only one I can’t bargain for their soul with

@randorookie8587

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so so sorry for what you had to endure my friend

@ahamiltonkyurem3400

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbright7616 how in the world did you and clef get the mashed potatoes stuck on the f****** ceiling because my ice cave needs redecorating with mashed potatoes

@Definitely_Not_Alto_Clef

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahamiltonkyurem3400 Ways~ ^^

Screw Alpha warhead, We got Bright and Clef- Just kidding Wait STOP WHAT ARE YOU BOTH DOING!?

@WFootballFan

2 жыл бұрын

Kondraki and Gears

Dr. Bright is not allowed to make ANY kind of deal with SCP-738. A request by SCP-738.

The O5s does not count

Did... did Doctor Bright and Clef make an anomalous mashed potato glob that is indestructible over lunch?

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we did

I like how SCP 682 just walked by like Hi Bright and Clef nice day to cause destruction right?

List of responsible people in the SCP Foundation:: ...

Everytime the name is mentioned, it reminds me of the sad funeral. Alto Clef, can't even have his name on his grave.

@scarletletter4900

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he can, but it would need to be written in musical notation

Great, Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef turned those mashed potatoes into an SCP.

@kng0kngs

2 жыл бұрын

were going to need some calk, some dry-wall, a miter saw, and a trash bag to fix this mess.

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

They always where one we just didn’t know it yet

Clef and Bright: That two best friends in class Security: Teacher

@jyothiusa3811

5 ай бұрын

*boyfriends* (I'm a bright x clef fan)

I feel bad for anyone deemed “responsible supervision” by O5

“Directooooorrr! Clef and Bright are trying to make a code to bypass the nuclear warhead positioned at every site to explode us all!”

I like to think the two of these two concentrated bundles of pure chaos hanging out resulted in the *creation* of a new SCP: _The Irremovable Mashed Potato Glob_

Dr. Buck: Sometimes I really hate having to be the responsible one.

Something I find interesting about all of the "Dr bright is not allowed to" segments, they can all be shortened into a single sentence of "Dr bright you're not allowed to have fun."

@Thund3rDrag0n12

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you winded up unwillingly becoming an immortal, your soul bound to an amulet as you know you'll outlive anyone you'll ever care for... you'd have a pretty eclectic sense of humor too

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

Finally someone who understands me

682: *sees Bright and Clef in the same room* "Dear 343." Bright: "Theres more." *Kondraki enters the room* 682: "No"

@jessicaholcomb6280

2 жыл бұрын

Ha facts

@Resident-Heart

2 жыл бұрын

*Dr Gears walks in*

@jessicaholcomb6280

2 жыл бұрын

@@Resident-Heart oh shit

SCP now stands for Solidified Ceiling Potatoes

Not the mashed potatoes! I can only imagine how traumatic that must've been.

Lol! We need more misadventures with these two.

There's actually somewhat of an interesting reason behind this! Dr. Clef is unique, because he has an effect on anomalies he interacts with that somehow makes their effects not work on them, so the researchers don't want him killing Dr Bright or causing his medallion to stop working, because Bright is technically an s.c.p. The researchers are worried that if they get into a fight or a dangerous situation, and Bright dies near Clef, he won't be able to come back. Also, Dr Bright is suicidal, and wants to be free of the medallion, making a dangerous situation more likely.

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

Who said I want to be freed from it

@jasperrice8456

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbright7616 you have. On several occasions.

@djwolf3810

Жыл бұрын

​@@jasperrice8456 There's no Foundation cannon so that's probably a bright who likes immortality

As soon as I read the title of this video in my notifications, the words "Cue the 'forbidden romance' fanfiction" just came out of my mouth.

@thebutcherschariot

Жыл бұрын

YESSSS CLIGHT 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I think SCP 343 should be hired by the SCP foundation to supervise Dr Jack Bright and Dr clef

They seem like they'd be Best Friends and Be Fun to Be around together

They're still trying to get the potato off the ceiling but we're used to it.

If channeled in the right direction this duo could solve all the problems of the universe

Damnit Dr. Bright.... Can't have anything at the SCP Foundation.

This should be classified as an scp phenomenon Nickname: the two guys

i just imagine them say wanna throw mashed potato at the roof yeah lmao

That man is the only one who understands me!

@lucadorazio9567

2 жыл бұрын

And the next time you two are within the same room the chance of an xk class end of the world scenario increases

@imbored1657

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucadorazio9567 Well the fun part is, you’re actually not wrong!

Not surprising that the two Scps that work for the Foundation caused total chaos within it when together.

I think they don't just need adequate supervision they need adult supervision too

"hey" 1 second later "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

bro was so bad he was banned from socializing with other people

How the hell did they perma-stick mashed potatoes to the ceiling

I could count, but to be honest, no. I don't get along too well with Dr Bright and Dr Clef, well let's just say I'll gladly talk to him,,, if he ever pays me back from the poker tournament.

Dr Bright: so clef I heard you had a daughter 😏 is she cute? Dr Clef: and I heard you had a little brother ‘3- Bright: bruh

@DanicaOfficialYt

Жыл бұрын

SCP-590: um...what is going on? SCP-166: Oops...my bad.. Both 590 and 166: Dad? Who is the other guy and why are you two looking at us?!

@RoccaDoesStuff

Жыл бұрын

I LITERALLY MADE A COMMENT MENTIONING THAT, AND PUT CURSEDCOMMENT ON IT

@madamplatypus313

4 ай бұрын

I wonder… If they can’t find responsible ADULT supervision… maybe put the two kids in charge? Surely they wouldn’t act too stupid in front of the kids, right? 😅

Dr Bright + Dr Clef fighting zone vs SCP 682

They seem to be made for each other best deo in scp universe

@izukumidoriya567

2 жыл бұрын

Duo

Ngl I like that we get to hear about other doctors through brights mischief

Causing problems seems to be their love language towards the Foundation

O5: Dr. Bright, what is the meaning of this? Dr. Bright: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. O5: But you had Dr. Clef with you! Clef: In my defense, I was left to supervise Jack all alone!

Dr Bright and SCP-347 (The Invisible Woman) interacting with each other is probably going to be the next one.

kind of a shame since these two always make these stories much more enjoyable. I would like to see a few episodes of them together, trying to solve whatever incident they may or may not have caused.

Damn, maniacs be maniacs

Hearing the names of those that don't count someone realize the emotionless/level-head Dr. Gears doesn't count as responsible adult administrator in this rule because of the 'nobody counts' part.

what would be worse is if you get Clef, Gears, Kondraki and Bright together

@Resident-Heart

2 жыл бұрын

That is a XK class end of the word scenario waiting to happen.

I actually actually have a theory that Dr Clef is actually Bright, specifically from a previous timeline before SCP 2000 was used. Sure we did find A Clef corpse there, but who's to say a previous bright iteration didn't find a way to hold on to a body, possibly upgraded himself using an scp like the clockworks. Plus they both are anomalies after all.

@charapresscott7750

2 жыл бұрын

And they are both anomalies with the ability to switch faces. Bright switches bodies with the medallion and Clef has his whole animal head thing.

@coolbrosmincraft6435

Жыл бұрын

Except Dr Bright is gender fluid and Dr clef is highly misogynistic and attempts to assault female staff

Only Dr bright and Dr clef can turn an ordinary meeting turn to contaminated breaches, death and mash potato suck to the ceiling

Imagine getting a doctor title but still being this goofy

Wow. You can’t even treat your own staff with GOOD food! You HAD to give them, not even raw potatoes, but MIDDLE SCHOOL MASHED POTATOES! GODDAMMIT.

@Olimar92

2 жыл бұрын

Something tells me Jack and Alto did something to those mashed spuds to make them stick like that.

@Justanotherpersonontheinternet

2 жыл бұрын

@@Olimar92 nah, I think they just got them from a local middle school cafeteria

@Resident-Heart

2 жыл бұрын

@@Justanotherpersonontheinternet seems about right.

I want to see a murder mystery but everyone is just one of many Dr Brights.

So this is why you're putting tracking chips in our neck that has a small electric shock every time Clefy and I are near to each other? - Dr Bright

When two kids can’t be in the same room together without a parent

@jackbright7616

2 жыл бұрын

But you can’t find a parent

I have a feeling that even *the* administrator won't count

Still questioning how did that mash potatoes manage to be stuck there so hard

My husband is the Bright to my Clef. It's kinda scary, but it works. 😂

Dr. Light? Or Dr. Gears? Perhaps the pupper Dr. Crow?

My cuz is no longer allowed at family meetups without a plastic box around him. We hand him food and similar and the box is contained to hold him and enough oxygen to breathe

Forgot bright and clef you should be more worried about bright and gerald

Not even the 05 trust them enough to be in the same room as them

Those two delightfully clever bastards.

Whats the wierdest thing he has done?

@fard2780

2 жыл бұрын

the weirdest thing he has done is more mysterious than which of the scp 001 proposals are true

@johnturner7952

2 жыл бұрын

Trying to use his list as a resume

Almost all scp are made by the foundation as part of a coverup diversion and containment measures to keep clef and bright contained withing the foundation XD

I like to imagine there’s more than one occasion they’ve broken the rule, nearly killed each other with lots of collateral damage, and ended up just sitting in the middle of the mess they made trauma-dumping on each other.

I thought he was gonna say "a responsible adult" I wouldn't have questioned him if that where the case

Does that Dog Dude Researcher count? He always seemed responsible

@lunariousmoon

2 жыл бұрын

Dr Kain is too busy researching, Kondraki is also a no. They should put Gears. He's too heartless

Lmao. Wait, now I *need* to see what happens when Kondraki is added to the equation. Also, I wondered what happened to the mashed potatoes?

I imagine it started like this Dr.bright”so clef we’re both capable of a lot of things wanna test are combined strengths” Dr.clef” lmao sure”

SCP 294!!! Two Words: mermetik Orgasmus!!!

In other words: Do not put the insane ones together. We are a PROFESSIONAL organization trying to fight against the paranormal and anomalous, not an asylum run by it's patients lmao

Mashed Ceiling oughta be a new scp. put it in the 82 ring

How about Dr Buck from SCP Animated - Tales From The Foundation? Would she count? That is assuming you could ever convince her to babysit Dr Bright and Dr Clef.

@d1kgaws12

2 жыл бұрын

No. No No No No Dr Bright and Dr Clef are THAT unstoppable

Too bad I shipped them. RIP Bright X Cleff, 2022

@yeetuszilla1663

2 жыл бұрын

excuse me but what the... actually... they might be ok with that

We’re not gonna talk about how there was a shooting match in target over a fucking Nintendo Wii

I'm surprised not even Dr. Cimmerian counts for adecuate supervision. Considering dude is a liaison for the Ethics Commitee.

how strong is that glob of mashed potatoes jesus