Yeah… dr bright does certainly seem to get a kick out of bullying the ethics committee

@bluefirefoxowo

Жыл бұрын

I do too it's got to be the funniest thing ever

@mekaniklboltmb4880

Жыл бұрын

And also the medical doctors its stated that he says "Still wanna do no harm?" While slapping them

@nekofrisk1005

Жыл бұрын

I mean considering the ethics committee didn’t do anything to stop what they did with his brothers anomalous ability to heal by taking the injury I don’t think he likes them to much

@number3766

Жыл бұрын

We actually asked him to come in. If the new blood can't take the pinata and puppy beater, they ain't gonna last with us. Keep in mind, we WROTE 1-10 Montauk. That was the "lesser" evil, the most ethical and moral procedure we could create and we make those decisions on a daily basis. Trust me, considering what we do to her, be glad we found a way to give amnestics to everyone. The original proposal didn't.

@Dr._bright

Жыл бұрын

I plead not guilty

BRIGHT JUST STARTED A NEW GENERATION OF GOC AGENTS

@Deedoo_r

Жыл бұрын

now for Dr. Clef to do the exact opposite

@Dibella_The_Gayy

Жыл бұрын

A normal Tuesday at the office.

@hexbox2182

Жыл бұрын

I’m surprised bright Can do anything at this point.

@koathekid8255

Жыл бұрын

@@hexbox2182 he just keeps doing more and more shit he hasn’t done before He’s very creative It’s not a good thing

@lordcalcium4780

Жыл бұрын

​@@koathekid8255 when youre alive for as long as is bright you get creative

Sometimes I forget the doctor bright isn’t just a silly, goofy guy and it’s actually sociopathic and insane

@purplepedantry

11 ай бұрын

And is the self-insert of a nonce.

@seantaggart7382

11 ай бұрын

He's both

@definitelynotthefoundation5646

6 ай бұрын

Nah he's just bored

@Ham_0o

5 ай бұрын

Being immortal will do that to ya

@jessicahay9305

5 ай бұрын

Especially now that we know the actual irl Dr Bright has been banned from the wiki for sexual misconduct and harassment WHILE ON THE ADMIN TEAM IN CHARGE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR ON SITE.

"Things Dr Bright is not allowed to do" is so large, it's more of a book than a simple list

No good sentence can start with "Dr. Bright" XD

@DaveMiller6042

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Bright ate some Swedish meatballs with some Mac & Cheese and fries.

@phoeinxdrop2300

Жыл бұрын

@@DaveMiller6042 and some how he will do it in such a way that it ends up on the dr. Bright isn’t allowed to do list

@rory8182

Жыл бұрын

unless it involves solving issues with chainsaws that was cool

@phoeinxdrop2300

Жыл бұрын

@@rory8182 it was one time people

@rory8182

Жыл бұрын

@@phoeinxdrop2300 but it was cool

"Dr. Bright addressed a class of second year cadets on the ethics committee track". That was the foundations first mistake, I thought after incident [REDACTED] we all agreed he couldn't go near anyone until they completed a proper debrief on scp-963.

@treysonbates6110

Жыл бұрын

This happened before the incident [REDACTED]

@jacobsheehan5775

Жыл бұрын

This was incident [REDACTED]

@harrisonsuckling2286

Жыл бұрын

I thought incident [REDACTED] made it so bright couldn't teach anyone to do with the ethics committee

@treekootsutsuki3168

Жыл бұрын

[REDACTED] on [REDACTED] incident [REDACTED]

@gigacat9761

Жыл бұрын

No it was [REDACTED] that made it so Dr. Bright couldn’t debrief scp-963. Incident [REDACTED] with Dr.Bright and Dr. [REDACTED] that sealed the deal with [REDACTED]

Let's be real, Dr. Bright just helped weed out some staff that wouldn't have been able to make it in the foundation anyway. After all remember they torture a pregnant woman to make sure she doesn't give birth to a child of the scarlet king. Also posing that question also helps them rationalize the morals of the tests, and telling them that even if they get on the ethics committee nothing will change is just managing expectations.

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

Жыл бұрын

Actually if we go by practicality the testing for the pinata would stop because the paralysis followed by candy is not useful and basically anything, and I know from experience that having sudden paralysis is situational at Best in terms of effectiveness. Yes I get occasional for office without warning, no the doctors haven't found out what's wrong, no it hasn't happened for a while. But that thing somehow knows what your favorite puppy is which means the claw machine can go into your brain, the puppy is either made from nothing, made from something, or it's taken from somewhere, then there's the use for the technology in there whether or not it's being used for demolition or termination. It would be a waste of resources to continue the pinata testing, so you should stop the machine. To think that Dr bright noticed this, went to see if the newcomers wouldn't notice this- simultaneously seeing if anyone else would notice this as this kind of thing will be known to more than just the people involved in the incident.

@Olimar92

2 ай бұрын

I think in some story they reveal she has given birth, to SCP-999.

@klashslash6919

2 ай бұрын

God damnit, we found another of brights alt accounts. SHUT EM DOWN BOYS

@Avalon99

14 күн бұрын

It was a lie to protect her and her child

"Dr. Bright" is all you needed to say.

@EthicsCommitteeSCP

2 ай бұрын

“Good…” -Dr.Bright

I got a better question who let Doctor Bright even get near the newcomers

@roki5072

Жыл бұрын

Noone but probbably it was smart idea bc he is kinda crazy

@endtrap101

Жыл бұрын

@@roki5072.... please explain how is it a smart idea to let bright traumatize the newcomers

@randomfoxboi

Жыл бұрын

​@@roki5072 yeah what was it? Did it seem like a good idea?

@roki5072

Жыл бұрын

@@randomfoxboi i mean you seen the list of things doctor Bright cant do? Try and stand in his way he will at best use his rank and at worse you get fate worse than death.

@parkerprevost7716

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact dr bright in real life is a creepy he banned form the wiki for being a creepy to people

We remember this and dr bright has been punished for it

@dr.bright-on5ny

Жыл бұрын

Yeah ok you didn’t need to announce that

@number3766

Жыл бұрын

No ya don't. We at the Ethics Committee authorized it. The new blood's too soft. They won't last if the pinata and puppies scare em off.

@phoeinxdrop2300

Жыл бұрын

@@number3766 they really won’t

@jamescarmody5653

Жыл бұрын

im more concered with what would be Dr.Brights punishment than anything he has done

@SerialElfYT

Жыл бұрын

@@jamescarmody5653 Boredom

The list of things dr bright Isn’t allowed to do has got to be one of the longest lists at the foundation

@One_Helluva_Gay_Goose.

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps it would be easier to write down a list of things Dr Bright CAN do. -Dr [REDACTED]

@Feral_Cockroach_

Жыл бұрын

​@@One_Helluva_Gay_Goose.he can: -Breath

@Sans_the_skeltal_friend

11 ай бұрын

@@One_Helluva_Gay_Goose.shut up Kevin

@Mr.Sparks.173

2 ай бұрын

​@A_Goose. Its just one item: exist.

@shami9773

2 ай бұрын

@@Mr.Sparks.173 nice all encompassing restricted thing.

Let's be honest doctor bright did them a favor. The ethics committee have to deal with thing way harder than the moral question he posed and if they can't resolve their feels on that then they wouldn't be able to handle the real questions. Code Montauk comes to mind.

@hammer1349

2 ай бұрын

"What is the greater good?" is probably the question that would break all of them. As for the question itself, as long as not children are present then 956 isnt that much of an issue and I imagine very few children if any are present on sites.

@lisztresurrected9438

2 ай бұрын

​@@hammer1349 It's way worse than that. The ethics committee is the only one with access to _everything_. All the redacted parts of the files, stuff even the O5 doesn't know about. They're treated as a joke, and that's kinda intentional, but they constantly have a death grip on the handbreak. Because it gets that bad.

@epicassassin8502

2 ай бұрын

@@lisztresurrected9438 I thought the committee was equal if a little less powerful (simply because the 0-5 run the day to day) than the 0-5 because laws left and red right actually fight each other if the two groups disagree because they are at the end of the day the left and right hands of the administrator the true master of the foundation

I would stop testing on SCP-1459. Although I am certain the "puppy" is akin to little more than a sprite from an arcade machine, in other words a fake "virtual" construct from within the confines of the machine, on the off chance that this "claw machine" is somehow infinitely generating organic puppy life of any scale without any resources, at least the waste of organic life and the mental scarring on the testing staff will be reduced. SCP-956 on the other hand, is not being tested on kids at The Foundation (last I checked) and if it was, that kid was on death row for a reason. Testing with It is not doing any more particular damage to staff than testing with other lethal SCPs does. Stopping 956 testing changes nothing. Stopping 1459 testing would increase morale in the workplace through a decrees in observation of puppy murder. Therefore, stopping 1459 testing is the more morally beneficial choice.

@robinemrys8667

Жыл бұрын

I greatly appreciate thoughtful analysis. I'm sure the Ethics Committee appreciates your placement

@bananananananabatman8999

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for depicting the ethics committee properly, way to many people overestimate the power they have most of the more messed up containment procedures have a note from the EC that is then not only ignored but they are reprimanded for being too idealistic and that they exist for the sole reason of making sure that nothing “unnecessary” cruel happens, not that the foundation operates in a morally sound manner, to make sure if the cruel things they do are justified or not, and are usually ignored when they say something is “too evil” because they have to feed people to a massive eel that might be eating their soul to make forget juice. Not a joke, look up scp 3000

@Atou_Mahogany

Жыл бұрын

@@bananananananabatman8999 About that, I question why resources need to be wasted in the feeding process of SCP-3000 (Anantashesha) when The Foundation could be getting the same amnestic substance using SCP-294 (The Coffee Machine). It seems like it would be more than capable of providing the same material at all around reduced costs. As an aside, I would like to mention that it could also probably be used to dispense water from SCP-006 (Fountain of Youth) that The Foundation could use as a type of liquid SCP-500 (Panacea) for the betterment of health of its employees while still maintaining the secrecy of 006s location.

@thelordz33

Жыл бұрын

Kids don't go to death row, and the fact you think seeing puppies die is worse than little kids is utterly horrific, and I hope you never have children .

@ComedicLetter

Жыл бұрын

@@thelordz33it’s not like they’d be testing it anyway, they already know what it does, so the point is moot. Stop the potential constant dog death, as the child murdering piñata is in a box.

It's bright, what did you expect?

@Hex_the_hexagon

Жыл бұрын

I honestly expected him to try to kill 682 with a fish that’s still alive

@I-am-invisible

Жыл бұрын

​@@Hex_the_hexagon okay butttt- how? No like, seriously. HOW??? Good idea I guess but still! HOW. DO. YOU. EVEN. DO. YOU. EVEN. GET. A. SLIGHT. AMOUNT. OF. DAMAGE. ON. 682. USING. A. LIVE. FISH.

@Hex_the_hexagon

Жыл бұрын

@@I-am-invisible easy use a puffer fish (I feel like I’m crazier than dr.bright)

@Hex_the_hexagon

Жыл бұрын

I fell like I am more insane than dr.bright but don’t have the resources to do my insane things like dr.bright

@Hex_the_hexagon

Жыл бұрын

I love that I made even dr.bright mad by suggesting he beat 682 with a live fish

The question is, WHO!? thought Dr BRIGHT?! would be a good choice for addressing the ethics committee trainees?

@arran4285

Жыл бұрын

No one because he just show up

@jackbright

Жыл бұрын

No one

@jackbright

Жыл бұрын

​@@arran4285yep

@Sans_the_skeltal_friend

11 ай бұрын

@@jackbrightwe decided we should

I don’t even know why the foundation has an ethics committee at this point

@notbob555

Жыл бұрын

It's to prevent the foundation from committing unnecessary cruel acts. They do what they must. Never forget, the Ethics committee are who wrote procedure 110-Montauk as it was the least cruel method of containment they could come up with. Without 110-montauk, the world ends.

@juliagoetia

Жыл бұрын

​@@notbob555Except it's implied that 110-Montauk is actually what the Scarlett King wants, and that it is through this willingly inflicted torment upon an innocent young girl that the abomination inside her gestates. And in the end the Foundation's desperate attempt to stave off his return no matter the cost will have ironically ensured his victory.

@Karak-_-

9 ай бұрын

​@@juliagoetiaExcept another story implies is that she has already given birth to and they keep up the charade that she hadn't.

@SirTimidFlash

2 ай бұрын

Dr. Bright. Dr Bright is the majority reason for the ethics committee. You want a nigh immortal being with near limitless access and limitless funding to reality warping and mind altering anomalies and substances with no line of what shouldn't be crossed? Then give him access to the general public.

Found a cookie. Want it?

@DarthVader90437

Жыл бұрын

He has to have said this at somewhere

@zackbuildit88

Жыл бұрын

No thanks, I'm *stuffed*

@faraazsheik4649

11 ай бұрын

Yes please

@NotofficiallyRen

9 ай бұрын

Yesss

"Dr. Bright-" That's all you need to say.

Dr. Bright is making an entire encyclopedia of what not to do, and he's looking to add more to it

I guess Dr. Bright decided to have a chill day that day, compared to what other things he's done.

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

Жыл бұрын

Pretty chill if I'm to realize that the testing for the claw machine would continue while the testing for the pinata would stop, because there's not much you could get out of the pinata and testing it would be a waste of resources but being able to go into people's brains, either either create life from nothing or take something from a pocket dimension, kill something, use its anomalous technology for not so legal purposes would be a lot less situational and a lot more practical. Meaning that you should stop the puppy killer, then wait for the pinata to stop on its own- then see that if I asking the critical question to the newcomers to see if the newcomers in that room or the people that would hear about this from the reports would be smart enough to realize it for themselves. Pretty chill.

"Dr. Bright addre-" say no more

Dr. Bright is definitely a blessing.

@Dr.Bright_

2 ай бұрын

Thanks ❤

@DaddyVeo1911

2 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Bright_ I do gotta request you stop sending glitter bombs into the Wanderer's Library, that was only funny the first few times.

@Dr.Bright_

2 ай бұрын

@@DaddyVeo1911 Hmmmmmm, perhabs.

The SCP foundation is only limited by human imagination. Realistically none of the cadets would have batted an eye.

You guys need to let me do more introductions to Junior researchers I think they enjoyed it the look forever etched into their face 😂

@Sans_the_skeltal_friend

11 ай бұрын

True you should really let me do more of these even I agree!

Dr. Sherman this memo here is to inform you that SCP-963 is not Dr. Jack Bright and referring to it as him will only confuse the situation with surrounding it. Thank you for your continued work. Signed, O5 Council

@sakurakitsunestar

Жыл бұрын

Goodness knows we don't want another "weapons misfire"

@Sans_the_skeltal_friend

11 ай бұрын

@@sakurakitsunestarand why did you put me incharge of training the next batch of guards then?

@Karak-_-

9 ай бұрын

Huh, I've only seen it the other way around - reffering to Jack Bright as 963, to which he responded "This is 963, I'm Dr. Jack Bright."

My family still hasn’t gotten compensation for that, tell your “Dr” that he really needs to keep his mouth shut sometimes.

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

Жыл бұрын

Games for the pinata in terms of its abilities as they include candy and paralysis. Candy is not healthier than just cannibalizing, take it from me with my personal experience due to my neurological basically list of issues the doctors still haven't found the cause of. Being able to paralyze someone is pretty situational in terms of effectiveness, but you've got the murder technology, and then there's the puppies that are either being taken from a pocket Dimension or elsewhere if they are not being created right there, then there's the fact that it's somehow can do stuff anywhere brain to find out what kind of puppy is your favorite . Imagine warming into your brain and finding out the most perfect thing to use for blackmail, the pinata test would stop anyway - but the tests with the claw machine would continue not as a matter of Ethics but as a matter of wasted resources for testing and practicality. Stop the machine, then wait for the pinata to stop.

@Sans_the_skeltal_friend

11 ай бұрын

Shut

@Dr.Bright_

2 ай бұрын

No.

My idea for the murder claw machine: Hydrogen peroxide, and nitroglycerin, the best at making blood vanish, killing the dog.

@VanNessy97

2 ай бұрын

Has anyone else thought of that before?

@pootch1969

2 ай бұрын

​@@VanNessy97 Now that they commented it, yes.

At this point, Dr. Bright is just getting revenge for his family members that got screwed over.

Classic bright 😂

At this point it needs to be a what can dr bright do list

@Vileplume87

5 ай бұрын

1: breath (?)

Dr bright should be called Dr Murphy at this point because he picks everything where things go wrong

@fumikagetokoyami.

Жыл бұрын

Nah that's not why he should be called Dr. Murphy it's because when ever he's around you need to keep an eye on him because you don't know what's gonna happen kinda like Murphys law

Dr. Bright in German is “Dr. Hell” and now he’s my favorite doctor

@VanNessy97

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, that checks

@Dr.Bright_

2 ай бұрын

🙂

@Lezna_Wolf

2 ай бұрын

@@Dr.Bright_ Oh god hes here

I'm not sure which is funnier. Dr. Bright asking people which they would stop testing on or the fact that the SCP foundation has an ethics committee at all.

Now i know why Dr.bright wasn't annoying me for a while

Dr. Brights' personality can really be sumed up as " he he, we do a little trolling." I like to think that when he's bored, he thinks." Hmm, what can I get myself banned from this time. "

@Dr.Bright_

2 ай бұрын

How do you know? 🤔

@nidhoggr8193

2 ай бұрын

​@Dr.Bright_ well what do you think you'll be banned from doing next time. I don't work for upper management, I promise. 🙂

You could have just stopped at ‘dr. Bright’, we all know that mad man is not allowed within 20 miles of a classroom anymore - dr. Omni, Bright’s right hand man

Dr bright is also not aloud to be a school teacher for obvious reasons

@VanNessy97

2 ай бұрын

Ah, you also understand the context behind the removal of Bright's list.

Damn, can’t the foundation fire him or at least retrain him or something? Cause I’m pretty sure just writing down things he can’t do isn’t gonna stop him. Edit: I knew he was anomalous, but I didn’t know they couldn’t get rid of him. Still, Bright’s an asshole.

@garnetdoesstuff2626

Жыл бұрын

Firing him will just make him vengeful and spread rumors, probably setting a heist up to breach various SCPs. Better safe then dead.

@thorbcrafter997

Жыл бұрын

No, they cant fire him because Bright himself is an SCP or more accuratly the medalion that overwrites the mind of anyone that touches it with a copy of Bright is. Also he is way too valuable of an asset, both because he is a brilliant (if totaly insane) scientist but also because the medalion allows for bright to test lethal anomalous effects that cant fully be observed from the outside on himself and then report the experience once he gets a new host. And as for retraining, my dude, the man has lived and died through more trauma than most other people and on top of that holds a pretty high position in the foundation so it would both be near impossible to archive and hard to enforce.

@parkerprevost7716

Жыл бұрын

The guy that created dr bright got banned from the wiki he was being a creepy

@ambedo_eye

Жыл бұрын

Retrain works too but did you mean restrain?

@donashcroft93

Жыл бұрын

The list works but only because he sees it as a game

I personally cal the list of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the facility “reasons to be friends with Dr. Bright”

Dr.Bright’s new favourite Lab Assistant: “Neither, they sound hilarious”

D.r Bright shouldn't even be allowed to have a host. He should just be put into a box, never to be opened

It appears that you are a bit behind the times. There appears to be a movement to remove Bright as a character

@unauthorizedmonster648

Жыл бұрын

Whys he beong removed tho??

@SpacePatrollerLaser

Жыл бұрын

@@unauthorizedmonster648 Go see Dr. Cimmerian's last video. He explains it

@kainevins9927

Жыл бұрын

@@unauthorizedmonster648 From what I heard their creator was a bad person but that’s all I know

@arlenfreeman3439

Жыл бұрын

@@kainevins9927 If that was a enough reason to get rid of a fictional character, Deadpool would be trashed because Rob Liefeld.

@unauthorizedmonster648

Жыл бұрын

@@kainevins9927 Why scrap a character in a place like SCP because of that reason? Once there made there everyones, we all adopt them. By time there known there no longer even the creators character its everyone's character and they can be reused.

"I once taught 150 crows how to commit tax fraud." -dr.crow

Yet again, bright, you never cease to amaze me in the amount of ways I have to freaking go nuts having to give them amnestic to so many people

As soon as I heard doctor Bright my brain just went “oh sh*t”

The paralysis one, it creates new puppies not existing ones, but the paralysis one doesn't create new children, its actual children

I think that was an important lesson, if you're going to work on the SCP foundation ethics committee you best be ready stare into the void until it blinks.

“Question, who let Dr. Bright to teach an ethics class.” -Dr. Octave

Dr. Bright is a Chill dude just let him chill

“…so what does the ethics committee do? What’s the boundaries? Cause I haven’t seen any.” D-3576

“Oh your favorite dogs dead and your crying about it? Whatchu want, a fuckin cookie?”

@AustinSamson-mg9ks

2 ай бұрын

Lol that is what the claw machine thinks doesn't it. Also I'd think the SCP-956 is worse sense it's actively hostile however the claw machine just +Puppy -Puppy +Cookie It only does moral harm.

I regret nothing. -Dr Bright

"Dr. Bright-" You win the contest for worst thing a teacher did.

That's actually a good way to test them though. Maybe a little early, but a good test.

Id probably say the child one, unless we find out that the claw machine is taking puppies, then i'd join the ethics committee

At this Point i bet that The list of what Dr. Bright isnt allowed to do is bigger than a damn file cabinet

Dr. Sherman thank you for telling me this I will have to have a serious talk with him.

Dr. Bright started a fight club.

I think he should be reinstated in whatever he was doing at the time.

Everytime a story starts with “Dr. Bright” you know it’s either gonna be something stupid, or something horrifying.

Whenever a story starts with "Dr. Bright..." or "When Dr. Bright..." you KNOW it's gonna be funny as hell

I mean… it sounds like a legit question for ethics committee trainees, especially at the foundation. Good work, Doctor Bright.

“Sounds a lot like Dr. Bright should be put in that claw machine.” - Doctor Squirrel who may or may not be planning something.

In fairness it was a solid test of their ethics -Dr.Smith

“That’s it. I quit. I’m working for the GOC. Those two anomalies need to be destroyed.” - Dr. Mario, Formerly Ethics Committee, soon to be GOC.

"I mean he's right you know? The ethics committee has to deal with these anomalies" -Dr Sean

That claw machine is the most fucked but most hilarious thing ever

“Yeah… Sorry about that everyone. I didn’t remember that.” -Dr. Bright

More to the point, i had a teacher once do a film studies course assign Alien, the original movie, which we watched in class. I think i was the only person who had seen it before. So yeah, i was watching him when the big jumpscare happened. The whole class shrieked, he was quietly giggling with tears in his eyes.

The fact that a near completely morally devoid organization has an ethics committee in the first place is cruel

Dr Bright you aren’t allowed to traumatize people with a god damn trolley problem

It's a good point. It's like the guy who did the reality bender orientation and fed the participants hallucinogens.

"IT WAS FOR REVENGE" -alcoholic Bright

You know its gonna be horrific when dr. Bright is involved

All the cadets where SHOOK. Edit: id say the child breaker, the puppy one is a lose lose scenario.

Fun fact: according to Dr. Bright I am an SCP. He once tried to classify all people who can solve a rubix cube of any kind as an SCP

@Dr.Bright_

2 ай бұрын

Go back to the Contaiment chamber!

I like to believe that, at this point, Dr. Bright is basically an inside joke with the amount of stupidly hilariously sort of genius shit that he seems to have done at the foundation, he seems like he’s basically the primary suspect in every single courtroom to date.

That reality check is needed for ethics committees members

ethics committees in research facilities are typically more of a advisory role anyway like determining if the moral cost is worth the scientific benefit or if the scientist is just being sadistic for the sake of being sadistic

Dr. Bright continues to be an absolute menace like the time he challenged scp-96 to a staring contest and watched and laughed as it tore its way through the site to get to him

"'Dr. Bright why did you do that the kids didn't need to know that"-Dr. Saw

"Dr. Bright-" yep, that's all I needed to hear. Instant dread.

Goddammit Dr. Bright

Whenever the word Bright is added to a sentence shit's bout to go down.

... I mean... Its a relevant moral quandary...

that list will never stop growing

I mean he did do his job He got to the point, provided a thought provoking question.....and then procceded to break the harsh truth

Its a good way of teaching them that the foundation does some very messed up things to keep people safe

"They didnt resign from the Ethics Committee track for this moral quandary. They resigned from that track because we dont have an Ethics Committee. And never did. Not even once." - Dr. Waterson.

" Yeah.. I was there.. I had to spray Mr.Bright with water... Thats only way to stop him. " -Dr.Bennett

And those who stayed behind were more effective members of the ethics committee for it

karna is gonna really have a field day when its time to cash out Dr.Bright's ledger.

This is why Dr.Bright is my favorite 😂

As someone who strongly dislikes both children and puppies, I see this as an absolute win.

Ah yes the dr bright list. The list of dr bright. The +2000 votes list. The list that nothing changed about in the last week due to something awful. The doctor bright list

Okay but at the same time he did end up expressing oerfectly the heartbreaking horror of the ethics committee

Ok. But Dr. Bright is a legend for that.

Eventually Dr Bright's list is just gonna be "Dr Bright may only move, sleep and eat" 🤣

The puppy one because puppies aren't an SCP but children are. More dead children = less SCP 001.

For dn, for bright is so bright after all