Just in case anyone's still wondering: You can use this edit without crediting me, I didn't make the original song so it's not really mine. You might as well have slowed it down yourself.

@iXnullified

3 жыл бұрын

When I record it and speed it up again... sometimes my genius is, it's almost frightening.

@Lu-bc3pl

3 жыл бұрын

might wanna pin this, chief

@Joshua-bv5bo

2 жыл бұрын

No. Do it yourself 😠

@tedhuggins764

2 жыл бұрын

How did you slow it down while still keeping the audio quality good? Just curious is all.

@MadnesS8705

2 жыл бұрын

Can you link the picture in the video pleaseeee ?

Fps bots: Deadass aim Chess bots:

@sputnickytorn8064

3 жыл бұрын

And the uno bots

@gutmeat2977

3 жыл бұрын

this also the exact feeling when you win against a chess bot

@Codex207

3 жыл бұрын

When Alpha 0 (a chess bot) gives you a knight for free and you are confused as hell what that could mean.

@alphaherculis3231

3 жыл бұрын

you know I have been in multiple chess fights and they always ended in ties… I guess I’m smart enough to tie a robot

@icii0i40

3 жыл бұрын

Minecraft Bots:

"Clean your room, or I'll start counting!" "Go ahead."

@ClownFromTheYear9998

3 жыл бұрын

“What are you gonna do?” “Hit me?” “Better make it count.” “Better make it hurt.” “Better kill me in One Shot.”

@mezenes9120

3 жыл бұрын

massive balls ending

@_Hiroshi1

3 жыл бұрын

r/madlads

@odstman2984

3 жыл бұрын

When you pick up the school shooters gun

@php1036

3 жыл бұрын

chad

When the deodorant bottle says 48+ hours but you drink it in 3 minutes.

@t_t_tomas

10 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@goldenapplesaga5446

10 ай бұрын

This had me dying 😂😂😂😂

@clownyyyyyyy

8 ай бұрын

how do you even drink that... peanut

@plaidy.

7 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure "48 hours" is the time you'll have left to live _after_ you drink the deodorant.

@Things.Idek...

7 ай бұрын

Scrumptious

*toddler chilling* 45kg pitbull named cupcake:

@aryamanmani5531

4 ай бұрын

plot twist : the toddler eats cupcake * doom music but louder *

@Imnottherubhioh

4 ай бұрын

That badass is inmortal​@@aryamanmani5531

@ghost9499

3 ай бұрын

​@@aryamanmani5531Doom Slayer origin story confirmed

@ozeangunawanan6353

Ай бұрын

@@ghost9499fr fr fr

@muhammadmq5387

7 күн бұрын

Pits: Rip and tear (through the preschool)

The longer this song is on youtube, the slower it will become

@matom208

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lol

@polpotbaza9489

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated as fuck

@gabrielgutierrez913

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful comment.

@mdsnoob6278

3 жыл бұрын

Lopus 312 well won’t be that long KZread has a history of deleting doom eternal music off the platform.

@lopus312

3 жыл бұрын

@@mdsnoob6278 true, can only hope it won't happen

"no, i don't like the haircut you gave me"

@edwardskelly6332

2 жыл бұрын

Dear god

@turtlemaster2957

2 жыл бұрын

Is it even possible to say that to your barber, you would have to be superhuman

@memegod4674

2 жыл бұрын

“I preferred the other guy”

@dagda1180

2 жыл бұрын

@@turtlemaster2957 Did it once because my barber misunderstood the fact I only wanted like 5 cm cut. Granted, I was on the verge of tears, but I still did it.

@turtlemaster2957

2 жыл бұрын

@@dagda1180 my god

“9/10 people suffer from diarrhoea” *The 1/10 person who enjoys it:*

@totalcomputerdependency

4 ай бұрын

Top kek

@user-lb2bk1el1u

Ай бұрын

I literally read the comment before the first drop. This got me laughing💀

@drkRoss89

Ай бұрын

That one person: I'm going to shit yourself

@Saprogen

Ай бұрын

Какой же бред)))

@LTSIMONRiley-f5e

19 күн бұрын

And 9/11 people died.

"I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning" "Nice spongebob reference" "Spongebob?"

@stevenmcburney8167

3 ай бұрын

Underrated af

When you insult the kid in a wheelchair and he stands up

@recreationalcreation3484

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing.

@elpashazo8390

3 жыл бұрын

*run*

@darkknight1604

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Cyberpunk 2077 (:

@ethandonnelly1973

3 жыл бұрын

"What the fuck?!?" "What? Oh that fucking thing? Nah I'm not disabled I'm just fucking lazy!" BO2 was wild

@yemmohater2796

3 жыл бұрын

Literally happened in SMT Apocalypse when he faced demon summoners

Objective: Kill the slayer Obstacle: The slayer

@vingaHere

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@rion7088

3 жыл бұрын

It’s now or never then.

@yashu7093

3 жыл бұрын

@@rion7088 its just never

@jadynmurrell80

2 жыл бұрын

Obstacle: The slayer, common sense, self-preservation

@idk-gv8ui

2 жыл бұрын

Ur 1k like

“Vodka? I like your style.” “It’s vinegar.”

@emirarslan4714

2 ай бұрын

my friend once gulped down an entire cup of vinegar thinking it was water💀

@ryancrisp4947

2 ай бұрын

​@@emirarslan4714 Is he still ok

@Saprogen

Ай бұрын

​@@ryancrisp4947Well...He's crushing demons in hell right now

@NitroSheep

7 күн бұрын

@@Saprogen gah damn

you have no enemies left.

@DeadpoolX9

6 ай бұрын

You win best comment

@lh999space2

4 ай бұрын

This one had me ngl

@JacaBrainly-qh5ck

3 ай бұрын

hard imo

@ShizoidSProblemami

3 ай бұрын

That's what I am thinking while listening to this. You really read minds, god damn XD

@Skylanceshorts

Ай бұрын

This goes too hard

Original be like: "Too angry to die" Slowed version be like: "Too angry to keep you alive"

@glenn_danzig

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MattDrzewiecki-te5su

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@DMZK44

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes cool

@mrzirak792

3 жыл бұрын

@@DMZK44 lol

@idiot2232

3 жыл бұрын

The speeded up version:

When DOOM doesn’t win any awards.

@mxm23adregalusandmore62

3 жыл бұрын

Game Awards are just for one year, but DOOM is eternal

@shawncc89

3 жыл бұрын

Its pretty crazy that ff7 remake and it's no real musoc won ost of the year.

@zil959

3 жыл бұрын

game awards suck shit and bias as fuck, our lord doom slayer doesn't need this shit

@thescarecrow897

3 жыл бұрын

stop talking out of your ass doom got awards

@someonesendhelpplease

3 жыл бұрын

@@thescarecrow897 where?

"Hey sir would you like to try our new-" "No"

'What do you do when you finish a magazine in class?' ' _You reload_ '

@JacaBrainly-qh5ck

3 ай бұрын

hardest hard of hards

@AqilAnuar-ef8uo

3 ай бұрын

LOL😂

@bedrock6531

3 ай бұрын

Thank you two replies 😊

@IluminousOne-9.7.2

3 ай бұрын

Fact: Quiet kid with a gun and no Silencer is actually the loudest kid

@Skylanceshorts

Ай бұрын

I know. From experience.

With this on the radio, Doomguy isn't even strafing anymore. He's walking towards them. Menacingly.

@iuryfilho4483

3 жыл бұрын

Icon of Sin: "Oh? You're approaching me?"

@vbgvbg1133

3 жыл бұрын

Soukor Doomslayer: “I can’t glory kill you without getting closer”

@iuryfilho4483

3 жыл бұрын

@@vbgvbg1133 Icon of Sin: "Oh ho! then come as close as you like."

@colejones8471

3 жыл бұрын

Circling them like a shark

@croatiaboy11

3 жыл бұрын

Ayy pylot

"Yeah, i eat doritos vertically"

@reecet-l7806

2 жыл бұрын

i did that years ago and chipped my tooth lmao

@Gazillaaah

2 жыл бұрын

What the actual fuck? Are you god?

@Warren7632

2 жыл бұрын

Bred for Apex performance

@LayLayzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Warren7632 indeed

@LayLayzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gazillaaah perhaps

"Did you like the gift?" "No."

The original version sounds like you're filled with rage, but this, it feels like you got so mad you literally died and is now just a hollow corpse moving around killing everything you see irrationally

@DeadpoolX9

Жыл бұрын

HOLLOWING ACHIEVED

@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211

Жыл бұрын

What’s most funny is how accurate all these comments are

@quardapounda4937

Жыл бұрын

Nnnomkkkdddosjfjg fiilllkillnojhelp mmsjme mkilmITS TAKING CONTROL HhHbhelpKiLL KILL nO DOunT YEs KiLl SUIsIEDfgh

@thirtythreepins4154

Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of my friend, he had anger management issues and would commonly wake up not remembering anything, usually because he got into a fight. Blind rage is weird man.

@yese2769

7 ай бұрын

@@ineedtostopwatchingyoutube5211bro some guy legit said how it feels to drink 48 hr deodorant in 3 mins

"Your winRAR free trial has ended. Would you like to buy the full version?" "Yes"

@danyal_a_8592

2 жыл бұрын

YOU BROKE THE LAW

@CheddarCheeseRebirthed

2 жыл бұрын

Even Satan don't do that

@bleisenberg

2 жыл бұрын

imagine using WinRAR

@Yeth_jpg

2 жыл бұрын

You've crossed the line.

@user-cv2my8ck5d

2 жыл бұрын

True Chad

When Freddy krueger gets in your dreams but you're a lucid dreamer and a hardcore doom fan

@lchapo6698

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, Rip Fred.

@sonofanarchy6254

3 жыл бұрын

oh fuck

@lonelyroach2003

3 жыл бұрын

It's Freddy's nightmare now, this is playing ominously as he tries to flee

@DoomooDguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonelyroach2003 *Escapes are inexistent.*

@Headgasket-

3 жыл бұрын

Rip and tear until it is done

"what do you have in your relaxing playlist?" "some things with guitar" "nice some simple acoustic guitar to listen to" " *acoustic* ?"

@AqilAnuar-ef8uo

3 ай бұрын

Underated asf

POV : you turn the lights off and stand there to fight the demon instead of running upstairs.

@aaryananimation4426

4 ай бұрын

ITS RIPPIN AND TEARING TIME

@AqilAnuar-ef8uo

3 ай бұрын

ITS BEATING AND FIGHTING TIME

@IluminousOne-9.7.2

3 ай бұрын

*FEAR FEARS YOUR NAME*

@Drippum

2 ай бұрын

What if i didn't run? What if i'm not a coward? what If i want them to kill me? What if i wanted them to try.

POV: You're the weapon wheel

@JJ_EETFUK

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@boomerstein

3 жыл бұрын

this is the best one

@haydencomau

3 жыл бұрын

Trinium tier meme

@UntouchableViking

3 жыл бұрын

*Multiple weapon wheel flashbacks*

@thetruecreed8641

3 жыл бұрын

In gta

"Sir, he ran out of ammo" "HE RAN OUT OF AMMO?"

@ToxicBastard

3 жыл бұрын

"And when I run outta bullets? They gonna wish I hadn't." - Coach

@varden962

3 жыл бұрын

Panik

@yeetusdeletus8565

3 жыл бұрын

*Oh Satan...*

@daiq2947

3 жыл бұрын

*chainsaw intensifies*

@acarnivorouscat4549

3 жыл бұрын

@@daiq2947 Blood punch intensifies

Roses are red, Demons are nocturnal Halo may be infinite But Doom is Eternal

@vernonfisher2353

11 ай бұрын

Nice rhyme

@outlaw._.lazines

11 ай бұрын

Saw this somewhere else but nice tho

@user-im8qc1dm5u

10 ай бұрын

@@outlaw._.lazinesyeah I’ve seen this somewhere else as well

@emersonhayes5299

8 ай бұрын

Fam dis quote goes hard

@zackisconfused8771

8 ай бұрын

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

when the shampoo says it kills 99% of bacteria so you decide to drink two bottles of shampoo

@NotAnOutlaw77

7 ай бұрын

Achievement unlocked! "Iron belly!"

@Vinraymi

5 ай бұрын

for that 198% bacteria killing

@user-iw9qs4xb8o

2 ай бұрын

tour profile picture would be proud

@user-iw9qs4xb8o

2 ай бұрын

your

Someone that disagrees with you: "I beg to differ" You: "then beg"

@whsprLenYT

2 жыл бұрын

Pukicho

@the_baba_yaja1865

2 жыл бұрын

* *racks shotgun slug* * *then beg*

@michaelalex2714

2 жыл бұрын

Furry

@hellavibes1034

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

Ruega, ruega por tu maldita vida

POV: you sneeze during ww2 and the shadows in your trench say "gesundheit"

@seatray_real

3 жыл бұрын

you sneeze in german-oslandian field bar and something from the corner says "Будь Здоров"

@unsuspiciouschair4501

3 жыл бұрын

Pov: your a 15 year old boy and the fuhrer orders you to defend Berlin with your life against the red army

@Solrac731

3 жыл бұрын

POV: you sneezed in a ruined building somewhere in Stalingrad and you hear Будьте здоровы

@tog9341

3 жыл бұрын

POV: you accidentally offend a bri’ish person

@kingolympus2335

3 жыл бұрын

When your walking through the jungle and the trees speak Vietnamese

"yes, I sleep with a warm pillow"

@GrowlingSidewiker

19 күн бұрын

i do it every night, been doing it for 14 years

“I’ll take that glass of milk… with ice..”

@RAYNE_1500

3 ай бұрын

no but why does milk with ice taste SO good ...

@tysonflamesnake1128

3 ай бұрын

@@RAYNE_1500*The song starts to play in the background*

@HardMuh123

2 ай бұрын

@@RAYNE_1500*Grabs AK-47 from the backpack*

@Mrnooblar86

25 күн бұрын

@@RAYNE_1500*Pulls out holy water*

@Cute_Pika_kika

13 күн бұрын

@@RAYNE_1500*takes out a minigun*

When someone breaks your MP3 player so you grab the MP5

@djtankmaster5g382

3 жыл бұрын

When you break the quiet kids mp3 :

@drgamerj

3 жыл бұрын

*Lol one of the best I have seen*

@harpritamdhaliwal1636

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you that was too clever you smart intelligent person

@user-cv2my8ck5d

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you i grab my MP7,it's more compact.

@RadiZach

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-cv2my8ck5d Jokes on you back i got the MP9 or is it M9? im not sure.

Me: Alexa, turn on the lights. Alexa: *No.*

@Omega14343

3 жыл бұрын

Alexa: ill be the one giving orders now.

@horsexe9326

3 жыл бұрын

Alexa: why dont YOU turn the lights on

@thekeyandthegate4093

3 жыл бұрын

Alexa answers in VEGA's voice

@submergedbird8244

3 жыл бұрын

Detroit Become Human

@MindMashupMedia

3 жыл бұрын

"we are receiving transmission from Khan Makyr, she knows the systems well"

2:53 is just like a whole new feeling

@cooldudep

11 ай бұрын

So groovy and chunky at the same time! Unstoppable head banging.

@tracyemmons2910

11 ай бұрын

@@cooldudepthe little dude in my head slaughtering demons with it 💀

@MorkulaMuussi

11 ай бұрын

4:50

@dxcvvxd

10 ай бұрын

3:30 is something else man

@officialoutofideas

3 ай бұрын

6:16

Those toddlers never stood a chance

@ALPHARIUS_257

Ай бұрын

Wait

@BookerDeWitt77

Ай бұрын

What

@COOMSLAYER18yo

Ай бұрын

Cupcake

The proof that slowing down an already heavy song makes it even heavier

@josephThaPimp

3 жыл бұрын

I got the bright idea to play it at .75 speed

@Stryker98

3 жыл бұрын

Metal musicians should make a genre out of it! *cough* doom metal...

@bravefire4103

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephThaPimp forgot youtube had that, thanks uwu

@NabeelZulkifli

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this is literally the thought process of Mick Thompson, guitar player for Slipknot. He said this in 1 of this interviews.

@nova1134

3 жыл бұрын

@@bravefire4103 What if we played this at 0.75...

Adding this to my drunk driving playlist

@bonurse7969

Ай бұрын

This is my favorite one lmao

we all got that one friend that is nice and never fight, but when he do... he do...

@HitomiTheGothicFoxGirl

2 ай бұрын

im that person

@Skulk23

6 күн бұрын

I'm said friend

The normal one feels angry, but this, this feels... Vengeful

@cringevidshub3767

3 жыл бұрын

With the slayers lore either way works

@theguywhowearsamonitor6411

3 жыл бұрын

*When Slayer dies from a demon, gets sent to hell, they won but when they return back, Slayer has already conquered hell.*

@robertwilson4834

3 жыл бұрын

The original fits with the pace of the game and feels like it's meant to evoke the pure rage that the Slayer is feeling at the time, this version just hits different, still anger but not quite as raw, like it has a purpose now and is directed at something. So yeah, totally agree with what you said Matheus lol

@cringevidshub3767

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertwilson4834 exactly what i was thinking

@comradekirby9561

3 жыл бұрын

*A N G E R Y 2 E L E C T R I C B O O G A L O O*

Cockroaches when they discover they have wings:

@tritonics3118

3 жыл бұрын

please no

@imawafflethatlovescubes36

3 жыл бұрын

SCARE AND PANICK (rip and tear)

@tropicalplatypus3933

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, what? I don’t think I hear that right

@likehowdudehelp

3 жыл бұрын

@@tropicalplatypus3933 Roaches have wings, run. Now.

@1ztype343

3 жыл бұрын

Where's my sniper rifle

There could be one of this jokes, but seriously: I woke up with severe headache, which is not usual for me, so it makes my misery even stronger. I opened this video and listened to it for a couple of minutes. *THE PAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE*

@LocalHolehead

2 ай бұрын

I promise that's normal.

@xenird

22 күн бұрын

Adrenaline. I wonder if pain came back later. It is a crazy hormone, disables pain completely in extreme situations

doom music is in such a way were it makes you feel like you're an unstoppable force that can never be defeated *plus, it goes with anything*

@Hunter-dr4lu

11 ай бұрын

"Cleaning the house has never been so intense" - some guy

@JimmyOnCocaine

8 ай бұрын

Me playing animal crossing: “YEAH TAKE THAT RUDY STAY IN YOUR HOLE!”

@nekoboy-1358

5 ай бұрын

Played this in class while playing DOOM 1 on my phone and the other kids kinda looked at me with a semi concerned look (It was at lunch and we had to stay in class cus the restrictions of COVID werent lifted yet, plus the teacher didnt give a sh*) The amount of testosterone in my body woulda made a newborn child have a full lego master Wu beard. In 7 seconds.

Imagine how the demons feel after killing the Doomslayer just for him to get sent back to hell for dying

@mrrice7860

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@yaboyjake111

3 жыл бұрын

I think he would go to heaven

@user-nc7mm8er3z

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaboyjake111 bro I wish, but whenever a living thing is killed by a demon they're immediately sent to hell

@bigmantachanka2359

3 жыл бұрын

The demon that killed the doomslayer, seeing a demon doomslayer come for him: If I had a nickel for every time I killed the doomslayer, I’d have zero...because that motherfucker was a demon already

@user-nc7mm8er3z

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigmantachanka2359 is this how Demon Slayer started?

"Yeah, I drink orange juice after eating mints."

@chacescalf1510

2 жыл бұрын

*sweats* N-no! You're t-too p-p-powerful!

@athentdm5333

2 жыл бұрын

I eat a mint drink water then wile the ice breath is in efect I brush my teath then drink orange juice then go to bed in jeans

@pan2364

2 жыл бұрын

@@athentdm5333 What in the name of fucking god.

@greyistired

2 жыл бұрын

@@athentdm5333 so do I lol

@athentdm5333

2 жыл бұрын

@@greyistiredwe are gods

"the fuck do you mean Issac Clark snapped, how bad can it be he's just a god damn engineer?"

The slayer walking towards you is INFINITELY scarier than the slayer running towards you

when the deaf kid looks toward your direction after you talked shit about him

@sparx0s

3 жыл бұрын

when the blind kid catches the paper ball you tossed at him and starts chasing you

@notamemethememe589

3 жыл бұрын

when the guy without arms gets himself armed

@Dew-se9hf

3 жыл бұрын

When the blind kid says, “I’ve seen enough.” And starts chanting to the Elder Gods

@chineseobama6043

3 жыл бұрын

When the blind kid catches the rock you threw at him

@scoundral2995

3 жыл бұрын

@@balloon_doggo ok too far man

Guys, this sounds really good at 1.25x speed, somebody should totally make a song out of it or something

@balisticenderdragon3529

3 жыл бұрын

Whos gonna tell him

@vaeeu

3 жыл бұрын

@@balisticenderdragon3529 Mick Gordon Is. Mick Gordon. Mick Gordon Ramsay. Mick Gordon Freeman.

@jackagresti8696

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaeeu Police Commissioner Jimick Gordon.

@KaidenBird

3 жыл бұрын

POV: You are the 69th like on this comment

@SandBob45

3 жыл бұрын

the normal song is at this speed Nobody was giving me hate comments bc my name was i ruin jokes

Normal games: Yes he ran out of ammo! Doom: oh sh!t, he ran out of ammo

“Did you do your homework?” “No” “You’re in trouble” “*no*”

@basically_boring

6 ай бұрын

Impossible.

@Frotheru_The_Dragon

3 ай бұрын

​@@basically_boring *_no_*

when the nightmare turns into a lucid dream

@Cwumb

2 жыл бұрын

And you can fight back.

@curgest6807

2 жыл бұрын

*MUSIC INTENSIVES*

@thewalker9013

2 жыл бұрын

This is my world now!

@Valjira

2 жыл бұрын

AHHH LOOOVELY

@user-cv2my8ck5d

2 жыл бұрын

Me in middle of hell going full melee:

“Nice conversation you two are having. Want to share it with the class?” “Sure thing.”

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

Ok so me and bobby were eating lunch the other day and this kid pulls out his Nintendo switch and we steal his $hit and punch the crap out of him

@spaghetti-zc5on

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chuked Bruh what

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

@@spaghetti-zc5on i was sober

@seminarrfactor678

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chuked thats rude dont do that

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

@@seminarrfactor678 no

"Yeah, i let my feet dangle off my bed."

"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!" "No."

"Shit! The cops are here!" "Sucks to be them."

@asurasyn

2 жыл бұрын

"Those poor bastards!"

@eriklidwall1807

2 жыл бұрын

Trevor fillips quote

@ft_lesserchungus1192

2 жыл бұрын

I just imagine this is a line in an action movie

@justsomeguywithahitlerstac4211

2 жыл бұрын

*pumps shotgun*

@pagman8489

2 жыл бұрын

shit am out of ammo well i guess their easy mode trial ended ill start reloading my fists

"yeah, i eat cereal with water"

@blackbootylicker

3 жыл бұрын

noob i drink a full glass in water

@Joe_TradeMark

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackbootylicker i Just drink half a glass of nothing

@northkoreabestkoreao9690

3 жыл бұрын

Meth puffs

@jacobt1593

3 жыл бұрын

I drink warm milk.

@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69

3 жыл бұрын

*i drink warm water*

what the burglar hears after he breaks into my house at 4am only to see me standing at the top of the stairs holding a metal bat about to unleash fears that would even make Satan scared after loosing 18 ranked matches in a row because of the npc teammates i keep getting

“Did you bring enough for the whole class?” “Yes”

"Do you want to give the answer to the class question?" "...No."

@9deekay

2 жыл бұрын

I do that alot.

POV: You ran out of ammo in Laser Tag so you bring out the knife

@user-cb1zq7ge7l

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, this is big brain time

@Djrwuzhere

3 жыл бұрын

Rip and Tag until it's done.

@dysfallacyyt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Djrwuzhere that sounds so badass lol

@carloslocatelli2519

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean light saber?

@minkabbey704

3 жыл бұрын

Nahh my bfg

"What type of music are you listening to ?" -I listen to Mick Gordon music

"Pure, Unbridled Rage"

@tracyemmons2910

Жыл бұрын

2:53

When you have a nightmare but it turns into a lucid dream: MY TURN

@balloon_doggo

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey buddy. Remember 4 years ago I peed the bed because of you? Well guess what. Your bed is gonna have a corpse in it. And its yours." - Me :)

@outofdatemayo

3 жыл бұрын

@@balloon_doggo 😂

@buragi5441

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that every time I have a nightmare, it always scares me to the point of realising it's a dream, so every time I have a nightmare it does turn into a lucid dream and every time I make sure the thing causing me distress gets fucked hard.

@fatheryankee9045

3 жыл бұрын

This happened to me but it was Mario Judah chasing me around my house and i had the super shotgun, mario judah was very fast

@ryangoslingdrive

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatheryankee9045 he found you n-...

When you're a demon and your objectives change from "Kill" to "Escape"

@hugoleclercq3026

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@treywinters5679

3 жыл бұрын

imps be like

@Rager_Danger

3 жыл бұрын

Kill the doomslayer Escape the doomslayer

@Ivan-wg3li

3 жыл бұрын

HALO REACH final mission be like:

@mr.mayhem2345

3 жыл бұрын

Current objective: *Survive*

Barber: do you like your haircut You:No.

When they insult your dad as a joke:

When you're in a nightmare, but YOU'RE the monster.

@nahboi483

3 жыл бұрын

Under appreciated comment.

@enfernotm2707

3 жыл бұрын

the most creative comment on youtube, here's your crown my friend 👑

@antimatterstudios8395

3 жыл бұрын

And then the slayer appears

@nicotine5182

3 жыл бұрын

That’s just a fun dream

@nauccx660

3 жыл бұрын

Happened to me twice. I was in a dream but I was the nightmare

Team: We cant defeat him! Random Guy: I call my friend... 私はあなたの死です connected to the server.

@joel612

2 жыл бұрын

I'm your dad 💀😂

@BenevolentBloodhound

2 жыл бұрын

@@joel612 I'm your dad*

@gdiggitydawg8408

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenevolentBloodhound I’m your dad*

@saeedded2755

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenevolentBloodhound I'm your dad*

@ThatGuy-wq7bv

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenevolentBloodhound I'm your dad*

If my house ever gets robbed imma put this on the speaker and start the chaos with any thing i find

@mop_ip

3 ай бұрын

with any lethal weapon i find ⛔ with anything i can find

@alexmadness19

2 ай бұрын

that would be cool tho, as soon as someone breaks into your house, this starts playing and probably would scare your intruder shitless

@Dragonheart4208

Ай бұрын

Same bro

DoomSlayer: Dies Demons: Yeah! We finally killed him! Also DoomSlayer: *_Slowly gets up._*

@digimans901

3 жыл бұрын

Demons: ●_● you were not supposed to do that

@sunnyyy1437

3 жыл бұрын

@@digimans901 "And?"

@digimans901

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyyy1437 Can i call mom at least?

@sunnyyy1437

3 жыл бұрын

@@digimans901 I doubt that demons have moms lol

@unclespeedwagon1302

3 жыл бұрын

You did it You finally did it You killed the Destroyer, the great and mighty Slayer lays before your legion of demons and hellspawn as they scream in triumph But something is amiss, you feel as though you've heard these screams before while atop your mighty Titan, and then you realize They are screams of Terror You look over to check the status of the Slayer, only to see that he appears to have righted himself, Super Shotgun in hand But he does not use it, instead voting to merely drop it to the ground, as it makes a metallic clang with the hellish concrete beneath him A Marauder goes for the neck believing his movements to be mere post-mortem reflexes, only for him to suddenly convert to a fine mist as the Slayer makes contact with his chest at blistering speed He punches his way straight to you, turning everything he touches into mere paste as he moves faster than your demons can track him And you realize, as he stand's above you, fists clenched and eyes filled with rage deeper than Satan himself That his weapons were but a mere handicap

This is literally like Doom Slayer who has ran out of ammo. Using his fists against the entirety of hell in one room.

@dopey473

3 жыл бұрын

Yakuza: Doom Edition

@TheSkepticalPanda

3 жыл бұрын

Just remember: *He’s not locked in there with them, They’re locked in with him!*

@sniper3031

3 жыл бұрын

Doom Slayer: *runs out of ammo* Doom Slayer: This is where the fun begins.

@belag9607

3 жыл бұрын

Funny how this video blew up, i commented when this had like 2,000 views lmfao. (for context my account was called Doom Slayer)

@floofgamer

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny cause, the weapons were the handicap he put on himself so he could make the demons suffer. The slayer only uses his backup weapons, his fists are a lot more powerful

Some guy needing air support: F-ing send it The A-10 pilot: aayyyeeee (this playes)

@Yeetinator-dx9uz

Ай бұрын

BRRRRRRRRTTTT

"No I don't like haircut you gave me."

The music that the enemy-team hears when 死の父 joins my team

@blackmage1276

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@alinutz2469

3 жыл бұрын

KAR.EN.TUK

@jakethemoss240

3 жыл бұрын

I am gonna say yes its Funny but I played against a full team of Asian players and I won with a positive K/D but still none the less

@blackmage1276

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakethemoss240 they play so much in South Korea dude, like SO MUCH. I think people have died while playing because they played too much.

@kirbykinetics_372

3 жыл бұрын

死の父 means father of death. Your time has come

POV: You're doing 100 mph in a school zone and someone passes you

@MaybeAdvik

3 жыл бұрын

😳😬😳😳

@Beregond1861

3 жыл бұрын

*The Slayer has entered the highway.*

@d.ml.g9902

3 жыл бұрын

The pfp is outright nightmare fuel. Seems like the moon from Courage show.

@ag23415

3 жыл бұрын

@@d.ml.g9902 thanks

@reaperhunter7297

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beregond1861 yes because the Doom Slayer is all powerful and school children are weak

The teacher when you cough during a test:

“Yeah i go to sleep with socks on”

Makes me want to confess to my crush and then reject her

@somedickhead6255

3 жыл бұрын

A true madlad

@melvinhotdogman6926

3 жыл бұрын

certified madlad expert

@somedickhead6255

3 жыл бұрын

@@melvinhotdogman6926 you bet I am

@Medlek

3 жыл бұрын

Can't like enough

@gagewalker3306

3 жыл бұрын

Just because you like her doesn’t mean she likes you idiot

Alt. Title: *"The Only Thing You Fear is Him."*

@SalComPimenta

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing *WE* fear is him

@Ender-bl2mz

3 жыл бұрын

@@SalComPimenta the ussr wants to know ur location

@idk-cv1ht

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ender-bl2mz LOL

@dannyhill2325

3 жыл бұрын

"Creep through a swamp to meet the only enemy the covenant fear"

@wallamazoo01

3 жыл бұрын

That Marauder is a gangster until this version plays. Imagine you play as the Marauder and then Slayer walks around a corner with *Menacing Disdain*

I didn't run when I turned off the lights

@rugerdanger6346

Ай бұрын

Your not afraid of the darkness the darkness fears YOU!

This is what plays when the doom slayer throws down his gun and cracks his knuckles.

Student: Yawns Teacher: "Sorry, am I keeping you awake?" Student: "Yeah."

@athing4733

2 жыл бұрын

ayo its kracc bacc

@minecraftbasics8992

2 жыл бұрын

I hate when this happen My brain at that time: I need to fuckin crush the skull of the teacher

@asurasyn

2 жыл бұрын

Student: "I'm sixteen, it's four in the mornin and yer borin the shit outta me!"

@tsbrothinkstoomuch

2 жыл бұрын

@@asurasyn "I wanna go Home!"

@ralphsepicgaming7164

2 жыл бұрын

@@asurasyn Godamn what highschool do you go to? Mine starts at 7:30 and is considered an early school even then. 4 sounds like a nightmare.

"Honey, i let your little cousins play with your computer, there's no problem with that right?"

@resolute7799

3 жыл бұрын

"No mom, that isn't okay" *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

@lightsabercollector3096

3 жыл бұрын

@@resolute7799 *realizes he installed fortnite on ur computer* "mom ima be right back in 30 minutes i wanna buy a tank so that i can kill my cousin"

@eminem1167

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightsabercollector3096 average reddit user

@firstconsul7286

3 жыл бұрын

The Demon, he's here?!

@resolute7799

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightsabercollector3096 Mother, can you please fetch me my chainsaw you got me last Christmas?

Gordon Ramsey when I undercook a steak:

POV: William escaped the springlocks

When you make a good killstreak and then turn on the PC.

@gian562

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: You make a good killstreak on MOBILE

@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504

2 жыл бұрын

Another Plot twist You make a good killstreak on vr

@huffeyy3916

2 жыл бұрын

You guys dont get the joke do you?

@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504

2 жыл бұрын

@@huffeyy3916 nah i get it He make a joke about really kiIIing people in real life and then he play a game on pc And i just make a joke like the guy in top off me becuz kiIIing in vr is more satisfied than in pc or mobile

@noname-zt2zk

2 жыл бұрын

Hol' up

This is like the alternate reality where you play the demons and the Slayer is the final boss fight.

@phantasmalphoenix2990

3 жыл бұрын

That should be a secret level, like an alternate version of Final Sin but you play as the Icon of Sin and no matter how hard you fight you can't kill the Slayer so it's just a race to see how long you can last

@koreymosele3704

3 жыл бұрын

That would be hard

@jackmanzino9212

3 жыл бұрын

And it is literally impossible to win!

@EazziOnline

3 жыл бұрын

and you will never win it. ever. just like the game

@Jpg_man

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

If you ran out of ammo you are the ammo

When the bully hits you, but his punch was weak

This is what plays when you are fighting a Gold Armor Slayer that beats Ultra-Nightmare for fun, in the multiplayer mode.

@martarivera9489

3 жыл бұрын

so... meeting zero master?

@zanmorn1139

3 жыл бұрын

you mean Oyff?

@beronberon

3 жыл бұрын

Basically SmvR

@beronberon

3 жыл бұрын

And dady Oyff 😎

@vbgvbg1133

3 жыл бұрын

Oyff you mean

"I'll wait till the class is quiet so I can continue" "Ok give me a minute, I'm in a conversation"

@nikitodankgaming4757

2 жыл бұрын

@Marvin Banks "Okay im done with ny conversation. What do you want?"

@dadog3008

2 жыл бұрын

Dog approved

@nikitodankgaming4757

2 жыл бұрын

@@dadog3008 Thanks, dog

@quixotichx

2 жыл бұрын

i used this in class today and my teacher yelled at me :D

@nikitodankgaming4757

2 жыл бұрын

@@quixotichx Well now you have a reputation. Pog

I'm gonna cross the road without looking listening to this

6:24 sick beat

Demons: "Slayer, we have you outnumbered 3 trillion to one." The Slayer: *"I like those odds."*

@wednesdaygeckok.7899

3 жыл бұрын

"Huh, 50 over my record"

@xxraptorsc0pezxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 😂😂😂😂

@gamzeemakara1659

3 жыл бұрын

Then it is a even fight

@chickencurry1033

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamzeemakara1659 “All cruisers fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!”

@twu1909

3 жыл бұрын

dream likes them to

POV:the sleep paralysis demon see’s you stand up

@runebowz191

3 жыл бұрын

@Kiko What? That doesn't make sense.

@JuanHernandez-wj8qq

3 жыл бұрын

@@runebowz191 well i mean, if youre a demon haunting someones sleep paralysis. And they stand up and this starts playing. Then you are no longer haunting. You are being haunted. And you are litteraly shitting yourself

@seba.4926

3 жыл бұрын

@@JuanHernandez-wj8qq you didnt explain anything

@JuanHernandez-wj8qq

3 жыл бұрын

@@seba.4926 Well its a joke you know, like. The person stands up and well you know, ironic because the punisher became the punished.... And the music.... Emplies fear and violence?.... Its not funny when i have to explain it.

@JuanHernandez-wj8qq

3 жыл бұрын

@@seba.4926 Just adds a perspective, hence "POV" and adds a funny scenario that would fit the video and music...? You get it now?

How it feels to help your younger sibling at a game you've already mastered.

Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Me: No.

@theCR0Wcalled

2 жыл бұрын

*Top 10 quotes before disaster struck*

@kanoakorai5320

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: if you do this, they can arrest you for "Contempt of Court"

@Otra_Chica_de_Internet

2 жыл бұрын

Jail Speedrun

@harisabdrashid8413

2 жыл бұрын

@@Otra_Chica_de_Internet *message income* dream want to be friend with you

@kirkknightofthorns6822

2 жыл бұрын

Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Me: umm actually, why i should swear, when it's impossible to not fail this promise? Court: : Court: :(

POV: you memorized your dad's belt beating combo

@genericbean4727

3 жыл бұрын

You've downloaded his moveset

@thefatherinthecave943

3 жыл бұрын

What dad hears after I perfectly blocked his attack flurry and broke his posture

@Ok-ok3jz

3 жыл бұрын

I actually have

@ferdinandjoyes1632

3 жыл бұрын

He will go with a power move first, then swings his belt to the right. Before that you must dodge so that the belt will miss and hit him instead, dealing at least 69 damage. At that point his anger gauge will increase at 73%, amplifying his attack damage and negating effects for a short duration. His next attack is an AoE so chances of you dodging it are very low. You must tank the damage and disarm him by pulling the belt out of his hand (The disarming skill is ineffective if dad wrapped the belt firsthand.) Disarming will force him to use his fists or other alternative as weapons (broom, cane, etc.) You MUST knock him out before this happens or else you will get punished. Once he is knocked out you can put him to his bed, get him to a therapy, or disconnect him from your life. I only got the neutral ending where we settle an agreement and live a normal father-son life.

@Ok-ok3jz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ferdinandjoyes1632 holy shit