Ok I'm getting this now

@tfg_8564

4 жыл бұрын

you look like a young carson

@petyakov9200

4 жыл бұрын

2:01 Terminator 2 moment

@enriquegutierrezramirez7777

4 жыл бұрын

Lol but of course le epic cinematics im I right? Rip n tear! Lol

@bigballzmcdrawz2921

4 жыл бұрын

It's a smart life choice trust me👍

@5678sothourn

4 жыл бұрын

Notice he doesn’t kill any humans. Not even UAC

Doomguy around humans: Gordon Ramsey in masterchef junior Doomguy around demons: Gordon Ramsay in masterchef

@michaelschrute2346

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ISpeakFacs

3 жыл бұрын

@Nero The Backwards Oren I seriously don't know if you're sarcastic or not

@McFlakies

3 жыл бұрын

Doomguy on bosses: Gordon Ramsey on Hells Kitchen

@acelee12

3 жыл бұрын

@@Astrum05 there’s medication for that

@neutralball1099

3 жыл бұрын

@@acelee12 They’re gonna need more than medication.

"The Slayer has the BFG" Demons: THE WHAT

@mr.chaosvicious5968

4 жыл бұрын

Satan: "OH SHIT,HE DOES?!! THEN RUN FOR IT!!! ITS EVERY DEMON FOR THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT!!!" 😱

@fbiagent8675

4 жыл бұрын

THE. WHAT?

@coolsceegaming6178

4 жыл бұрын

Satan: Everyone, just go have the rest of your lives off.”

@F.B.I

3 жыл бұрын

@@fbiagent8675 *_no_*

@thetophatfreak5627

3 жыл бұрын

If I was a demon if I hear anything about doomguy being in hell i’m out

I like how the dialogue instantly corrects itself from “The Slayer has control of the BFG!” To “The Slayer has the BFG!” That scene imo was so badass

@Sanquinity

9 ай бұрын

Yup, just because he can point it at something and pull the trigger doesn't mean he has control. :P Or interpreted in the other way: Quite the difference between having a weapon "in your possession", and "having a weapon".

@PerfectAlibi1

6 ай бұрын

@@Sanquinity Doomguy IS a weapon... XD

@Allantitan

5 ай бұрын

@@PerfectAlibi1everything else is just to make killing demons more satisfying for him

@Spacebugg

4 ай бұрын

I think it just decided to say it differently for no reason. It says both after he gets the weapon so I don't think its a correction.

Just casually blows up a portion of Mars, with a building sized BFG... Then rewarded you with a BFG... This game has its priorities straight.

@jedimojojojo1603

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ha

@creepypastaguy6662

4 жыл бұрын

HAIL THE BIG FUCKING GUN

@professionaldumbass9958

4 жыл бұрын

“Danger all personnel Flee to Mars surface The doomsayer has control of the bfg”

@hugosinclair6798

4 жыл бұрын

@@professionaldumbass9958 doomslayer victims in a nutshell

@Apoc2K

4 жыл бұрын

The way he mashes the trigger. The only thing he's concerned with is the thing not firing fast enough.

"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" Doomguy: *angry tapping*

@mr.chaosvicious5968

3 жыл бұрын

Vega: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" The Doom Slayer: "Nah Vega,I just wanna sit here and simply pretend that I am actually blowing some shit up with a giant cannon of death.... Of course I want you to do that! TF kind of question was that even supposed to be anyway? 😑"

@mr.chaosvicious5968

3 жыл бұрын

@@yassinecherradi7538 😁

@Scarletraven87

3 жыл бұрын

Is gun broke? Doomslayer Bamboozled!

@leovillant768

3 жыл бұрын

Angry but not violent*

@yohan8742

3 жыл бұрын

Vega: Would you like me to disable the safety protocol? Doomguy: The fuck kind of question is that Vega!!!.

Walks in, blows up Mars, leaves.

@sandroschtolpe6803

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha true

@kx7500

Жыл бұрын

Sigma grindset

@kelotane

Жыл бұрын

You forgot the part where he *>refuses to elaborate*

@Bullkingcobra

Жыл бұрын

@@kx7500 the disrespect

@No.1RatedSalesman

Жыл бұрын

Refuses to elaborate

It's cute how gentle he tries to be with people. Like he very slowly pulled the card to the thing and didn't just break the guy's neck.

@dalaxdercrisper957

Жыл бұрын

Plus that guy sat chair has wheels on it. Imagine try to drag him with normal chair

@SUPERLEAF002

Жыл бұрын

There's also a fun part where he just pushes the guy behind that big laser (forgot the name of the laser). Instead of breaking his spine or kicking him out, he just pushes him lightly to make him shift

@Kartoffelkamm

11 ай бұрын

@@dalaxdercrisper957 I feel like, if the chair didn't have wheels, the Slayer would just taken the card from the guy, opened the door, and put the card on the table.

@strangerinastrangeland3613

10 ай бұрын

@@Kartoffelkamm If the chair didn't have wheels he would have just picked the guy up with one hand and the card in the other hand.

@alexajaneth7120

9 ай бұрын

When i firstly saw the scene i seriously thought he would pull the card so hard it would break the necklace or something

I love Doomguy's personality in this game. Like yeah sure, he can rip demons apart with his bare hands, but he also fist bumps little collectible figurines like a kid

@sweetbabycheesus8497

Жыл бұрын

Cuz dude isnt sane anymore. Boy snapped long ago😂

@ladywaffle2210

7 ай бұрын

​@@sweetbabycheesus8497 Honestly, I doubt that. Doomguy shows remarkable foresight throughout Eternal; he knows exactly what he's doing when he does stuff, and it's all calculated. Case in point: Shooting a hole into Mars. He needs to get to an underground portal, so rather than take the long, difficult approach of spelunking around looking for a cave, wasting valuable time, he creates a path there in a fraction of the time. Alternatively, retrieving the Crucible; he knows what it does and how to utilize it. He's not insane; he's wholly, terribly sane. (Plus, fist bumping an action figure? You're telling me you've never done that?) (It's also much funnier for him to be a totally average guy in most regards that just happens to fucking _despise_ demons.)

@sweetbabycheesus8497

7 ай бұрын

@@ladywaffle2210 he has obviously ptsd. He gets flashbacks when he touches his armor in Doom 2016. He doesnt even talk. He was many years ALONE in hell, lost his wife, his kid and the worst, his rabbit daisy by the hand of demons. And of course he knows what the crucible does, he was the King of the Nightsentinels. After all that, he definitly ISNT sane anymore. Dude got some lose screws. We even can see small Rabbids walking around in EVERY level (they are daisy).

@sweetbabycheesus8497

7 ай бұрын

And this is just an idea from me: What if everything is just in his mind? If he went so insane after the death of his family (And his rabbid of course) that he imagines it.

@ladywaffle2210

7 ай бұрын

@@sweetbabycheesus8497 PTSD doesn't equal insanity. Neither does selective muteness.

Guard: Hey that's my gun! Doomguy: It's my gun. Guard: It's your gun.

@bluerosekoro8875

4 жыл бұрын

Anh Tien Quang Nguyen yeah the moment he takes your things your argument is no longer valid

@shouldi9283

4 жыл бұрын

It's Our Gun

@bepin9854

4 жыл бұрын

@@shouldi9283 ya called?

@shouldi9283

4 жыл бұрын

@@bepin9854 yes

@alostkid3879

4 жыл бұрын

@@shouldi9283 form the Soviet Union.

"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" Doomguy: *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK* Want shoot bang bang!

@lucielm

4 жыл бұрын

I may be old Buuut I swear the sound of the safety protocols being disabled is from 3D Pinball Space Cadet on the old Windows pcs. I mean like 97 era.

@fjack765

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucielm old school reference

@lucielm

4 жыл бұрын

@@fjack765 You hear it too? It sounds like the refuling sound effect from going through the upper level on the left of the pinball screen.

@fjack765

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucielm mick gordon did use OG dooms musical references. So this is no big surprise

@legocat0306

4 жыл бұрын

LordVulpix it is man!!

I always liked how Doomguy was always patient with that first scientist. Even though he intended to destroy the robot he still listened through the explanation from the scientist.

@maxlefou81

Жыл бұрын

It's like: "Oh, I thought you would say something I would give a shit about... Nevermind."

@DaMoniable

Жыл бұрын

@@maxlefou81 It felt more like listening to the intel, and then he mentions 'need to carefully' No one tells Doomguy to carefully anything xD

@ElderHickory958

Жыл бұрын

​@@DaMoniable Literally Hayden in the first game. Tell him to move the Argent Energy chambers carefully and he destroys everything

@MegaMGstudios

11 ай бұрын

Doomguy was probably taken aback by the fact that the scientist was absolutely not afraid of him

@zenbear9952

11 ай бұрын

Never tell doom guy to carefully do anything

"I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me i'd like to see him try" *immediately shits pants*

@lucienhalf7105

Жыл бұрын

ARC Guard: "I think I need a new pair of pants & underwear!!"

@Hwks-music

Жыл бұрын

Doomguy "Heard you talking shit"

@ideeAMxCC

Жыл бұрын

@@lucienhalf7105 its UAC

@shinigami9851

Жыл бұрын

@@Hwks-music also Doomguy: You wanna say that again?

@sirfloppy5118

Жыл бұрын

me: excuse me?

I like how the first warning is "the slayer has control of the bfg" but he just rips [ *and tears* ] out the bfg and the second alarm is "the slayer HAS the bfg"

@camaranjones6679

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm... it’s almost like they knew he was gonna take it

@Manuska_

3 жыл бұрын

@@camaranjones6679 well you know what they say: hope for the best, plan for the worst

@emilydixon3886

3 жыл бұрын

Does bfg stand for Big Focking Gun?

@chunsungchiang6472

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilydixon3886 yes or smth like that

@Manuska_

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilydixon3886 I mean Wikipedia actually says it does so I mean

Guy with the red card: "do you want the red card?" Doomguy: "why is there something hanging on my red card and why is it talking?"

@charleslindberg829

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right.

@skullgreymon

4 жыл бұрын

More like Guy: you want red card? Doomguy: Stop talking.

@zaelheimricht4978

4 жыл бұрын

''Quiet, head.''

@omnipotentazathoth5215

4 жыл бұрын

What type of head

@kingred111

4 жыл бұрын

Other people always hang annoying things on their key chains.

I love how not only does he just casually walk past the guards he also steals his gun

@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF

Жыл бұрын

Solgaleo >

@sandroschtolpe6803

Жыл бұрын

@@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 But i agree

@4thwall271

Жыл бұрын

Bro already had one of those exact guns, why does he need another, bro trynna duel wield?

@whatno2712

Жыл бұрын

@@4thwall271 just for the disrespect

@InsanoRider777

Жыл бұрын

"You won't be needing that anymore."

I love the dichotomy in how he treats the UAC staff vs the ARC staff. He's dismissive of the ARC guys but he's not actively hostile in any way. Meanwhile, on the UAC base, he scared the guy with the keycard, steals one of the guards' plasma rifles... but he doesn't hurt anyone. He fucking HATES the UAC, but they're still humans.

@fauzzarahman2765

Жыл бұрын

To demons he's actively aggressive, meanwhile to the UAC, he's just passively aggressive, doom slayer uses both types of aggression to defeat the ones he hates.

@alveloss7880

Жыл бұрын

@CallMeAshe The Doom Slayer doesn't kill humans.

@thepopwizard

Жыл бұрын

@CallMeAshe he just dragged a movable chair and the chain was made of very light material no he didn’t

@demochris1786

Жыл бұрын

@@fauzzarahman2765 why were they scared of him though?

@fauzzarahman2765

Жыл бұрын

@@demochris1786 a tall armored man literally walks into your workspace is also known to have killed trillions of demons, is also known for his brutality and hatred towards the demons and your work so to happen to be helping the demons. Of course theyd be scared

I love how literally everyone’s reaction is “oh shit it’s him”

@Taniks_The_Final_Shape

4 жыл бұрын

Plate_Fox what other reaction do you expect, it’s *him*

@ajitomate3908

4 жыл бұрын

Just *him*

@Mortablunt

4 жыл бұрын

Even if you're not on his hit list.

@framerate3003

4 жыл бұрын

i repeat. The Slayer has the BFG

@Cru128

4 жыл бұрын

Plate_Fox, it’s the DOOM SLAYER HIMSELF, the man who singlehandedly fought all of hell, and killed the strongest of demons in EXISTENCE.

Vega: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" Doomguy: *Violently spams trigger*

@kziila0244

4 жыл бұрын

DarthWall275 Doom Slayer: THIS GUN IS HUGE! IT’S A BIG GUN! BIG FUCKING GUNS GO BOOM!

@ninetails8471

4 жыл бұрын

Vega: Right, dumb question.

@QhaZomb

4 жыл бұрын

i LOVE that bit. love getting to see lil bits of doomguy's personality like this, heh heh

@snwitzles

4 жыл бұрын

@@kziila0244 boom slayer

@CeeHoff

4 жыл бұрын

"YES! COME ON COME ON COMEONCOMEONCOMEOOOOONN!"

The first dude not only showed no fear, but was starstruck, excited, talkative, and tried to be as helpful as he could. Massive balls on that dude. Would love to see him make a return in a DOOM game, either as an excited fangirl, or a spinoff where meeting the DoomSlayer motivated him to join the UAC Marine Security detail to kick demonic ass.

@AGrumpyPanda

Жыл бұрын

You'll be happy to know that's exactly what happens. He continues to appear throughout the game as basically the only person who not only isn't afraid of the Slayer, but hangs around to make sure all the tech stuff that needs to be done back home gets done.

@cqrson8079

Жыл бұрын

dude he's literally doomguy's intern in the first DLC

@theharvinator7935

11 ай бұрын

@@cqrson8079 we call him internguy

@SwedishEmpire1700

11 ай бұрын

Why would anyone be that afriad of the marine, its almost like some sort of player power-masturbation thing...?

@sirllamaiii9708

11 ай бұрын

t. Person who does not know doom lore

I just love how gentle he is with things cause he knows every small amount of strength he accidentally uses can break something or snap someones neck

@Not_interestEd-

9 ай бұрын

"Gentle" Riiight....

@AverageCatz

5 ай бұрын

@@Not_interestEd- He is gentle actually

@Not_interestEd-

5 ай бұрын

@@AverageCatz I'm aware, I think it's funny we're calling a guy who cracks skulls casually gentle.

@kytrensol9777

3 ай бұрын

​@@Not_interestEd-that's gentle giants for you.

@Not_interestEd-

3 ай бұрын

@@kytrensol9777 fair enough.

Doom Slayer: "This is my gun now." Guard: "He took my gun!" **fangirl squeal**

@dr.johnsmittersmidt7644

3 жыл бұрын

Guard : yay my kill score on this weapon will finally increasing! (tf2 mechanic)

@ivanwrsong4792

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.johnsmittersmidt7644 now if I can just get him to wear my unusual kill streak hat as well.

@purifiedwater4217

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. John Smittersmidt bruh, doomslayer took my strange :(

@k4mpoeng

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot the **uncontrollable gasping**

@thedarkjw6219

3 жыл бұрын

Just happened

Random corporate security: "Hey you! You can't be in here!" Doomguy: "Cool, a talking gun dispenser!"

@gerardonavarro3400

4 жыл бұрын

LMAP

@feelthedelayy381

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl mispelling lmao made this funnier Btw underrated comment

@1mokay911

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Luigi_Mario_1997

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr_No_One Enjoy your 666th like.

@MrJustonemorevoice

4 жыл бұрын

@@Luigi_Mario_1997 RIP AND TEAR!

1:56 best part for me. The voice acting is superb. The guard goes from stern authority to absolute jelly in seconds.

@justhere4637

4 ай бұрын

Human to Jelly transformation.

@EpicGamer-fl7fn

4 ай бұрын

dude even has the wallmart version of Praetor Suit too.

@Manuel_Fal_Conde

22 күн бұрын

The guard's gender identity is questionable

pov: you went to a park but everyone is younger than you:

@Cheeseburgerlove

Жыл бұрын

So true.

@Egorgamer-ik9cw

Жыл бұрын

i mean, i am 5'12 and they just... look absolutely terrified. am i really THAT scary? 💀

@GEB_Rosee_PPS

Жыл бұрын

@@Egorgamer-ik9cw 5'12? do you mean 6 feet bro?

@Egorgamer-ik9cw

Жыл бұрын

@@GEB_Rosee_PPSyeah

@sethsmith8096

11 ай бұрын

@@Egorgamer-ik9cw imagine how it it feels to be 6'6

“Doomslayer has control of the BFG.” Demons: “I want to apologise.”

@xornedge8204

3 жыл бұрын

Doomslayer: “Denied”

@theheretic3764

3 жыл бұрын

The word “apology”....gets tossed around a lot these days...but...

@angrymonkey2479

3 жыл бұрын

Doomslayer: it’s too late for apologies now

@adityabora9131

3 жыл бұрын

Is this referring to that GTA-5 meme?😂😂

@El_Presidente_5337

2 жыл бұрын

The word "accepted" will get cut into the skin of a Baron of Hell

Security: I defend Doomslayer: no you don’t Security: no I don’t

@JAndre-gb3dm

4 жыл бұрын

Corporate says we should let them through No He do...... Yes he will

@hyperx72

4 жыл бұрын

"This isn't the gun you're guarding" "This isn't the gun I'm guarding" "You should go home and rethink your life" "I should go home and rethink my life..."

@aguywholikesmilitary5394

4 жыл бұрын

@@hyperx72 "You can't just shoot a hole into the face of Mars!" "Yes I can." "Yes you can."

@AstrRixzty_

4 жыл бұрын

Me: wait his name is slayer Also me: my skyrim player will defently kill doom slayer you know why ill just aim for the balls

@Crayveee

4 жыл бұрын

@@hyperx72 these aren't the priests you're looking for

I like how the doom guy acts all tough around other humans, but the moment he finds a figure he turns into the sweetest guy

@matthewblaikie7903

4 ай бұрын

He just really likes those collectible figurines I guess

I love how the title says “Humans” as if Doomguy is an Alien himself

@nedia8259

Жыл бұрын

he's doomguy

@Humanresouces

Жыл бұрын

He's not a different species but he certainly is "beyond" human.

@transparent999

Жыл бұрын

@@Humanresouces he’s no god that’s for sure, but he sure has the abilities of one

@Humanresouces

Жыл бұрын

@@transparent999 Yeah something like that.

@johncarter4956

Жыл бұрын

He IS an Alien to them. This is not the same Earth, same dimension he came from that got hellified back in Doom 2. He's even taller than an average human there, towering over everyone.

Samuel Hayden : “ You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars” *New Objective* : Shoot a hole into Mars

@andrewbastoe1854

4 жыл бұрын

So many small details like that make this game so ironically funny and that's why I've always loved doom

@mixn5919

4 жыл бұрын

favourite part of the whole game lmao

@mashedpotatothelegend111

4 жыл бұрын

Haha bfg 10k go brrr

@Lexaine

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Hayden: "YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO MARS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO" Doom Slayer: "Haha big fucking gun go kaboom"

VEGA: “would you like me to disable safety protocols?” Doom Guy: *Angry tapping*

@clairangleman6341

4 жыл бұрын

Doomguys thoughts: "saf..tee..?"

@SwissSareth

4 жыл бұрын

Every bloody internet user on every security prompt ever...

@brkenalex8657

4 жыл бұрын

He is doom slayer

@rvxnge7491

4 жыл бұрын

Right as it happens I read this,

@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg

4 жыл бұрын

clearly an American console player

I like how they're More worried about doomguy than the demons swarming their base

@adamloga3788

9 ай бұрын

Probably because they know that one problem will solve the other. Guess which.

@matthewgagnon9426

5 ай бұрын

They're right to be.

@unidino8963

5 ай бұрын

@@matthewgagnon9426 right?! With proper reason

@stephenbyrne2170

4 ай бұрын

But why are they scared of him? He's on our side, isn't he?

@SinAster_19

3 ай бұрын

​@@stephenbyrne2170 He may be on our side but if you have played any of the doom games you would know the UAC are the Fuckers who caused this whole mess So Doom guy has an actual reason to Hate them because their Unethcial tests of trying to harvest Argent energy caused earth's demise

Doomguy : "Bring me my red jacket." Guard : "Bring me my brown pants."

First guy had balls, he actually talked to the slayer without running away.

@FiendLuckless

4 жыл бұрын

Largest in the UAC. Demon loving scum.

@professora9734

4 жыл бұрын

I think he is a fan of the doom slayer

@maksymm8434

4 жыл бұрын

@@FiendLuckless He was an ARC scientist, so no, not Demon-loving scum.

@rovertgamehead

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah glad he was around he was great lol.

@Mobius_118

4 жыл бұрын

ARC knew about the Slayer from Samuel Hayden, hence the reason why there wasn't any resistance to giving up the Crucible or Hayden's remains (not that they really had a choice in the matter).

Scientist “no no don’t touch that it’s expensive” Doom guy: *”haha big gun go bang bang”*

@frongbong7014

4 жыл бұрын

I'm eating cereal , i see this and then i start choking

@shutupnerd9694

4 жыл бұрын

@@frongbong7014 haha space gun go schrooooooooom

@iamfourmana

4 жыл бұрын

NO NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A HOLE IN MARS THAT WILL RUIN OUR ECONOMY YOU IDIOT YOU'RE SO RUDE hehe big gun feels nice

@skullgreymon

4 жыл бұрын

That just makes it more enticing for him to take.

@callumkristofer7793

4 жыл бұрын

Pfft, he probably thinks something else, since he used to be a knight after all, he probably thinks it’s some kind of bow... BIG BOW GO BANG BOOM!

The level of intimidation he can generate is legendary, some of them are probably more afraid of him than the demons, even if he's not here to cause a human bloodbath

I love the scientist that is kinda chill with the Doomslayer, treating him like an intimidating celebrity instead of a God.

“Would you like me to disable the safety protocols” DoomSlayer: *intensifying click*

@Pixelite_

4 жыл бұрын

“Why gun no go bang bang?!”

@saturnlol6025

4 жыл бұрын

I want gun go boom boom

@brockbreacher

4 жыл бұрын

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an mars-shattering kaboom!"

@dixinormus8522

4 жыл бұрын

Budget-cuts.

@tomb33rd

4 жыл бұрын

DoomSlayer wants big boom

I love how everyone just seems genuinely terrified of doom guy and he just goes “sir just move so I can get to where I want and you’ll be fine”

@nobleradical2158

3 жыл бұрын

He’s basically just walking through to get to the BFG.

@seasnaill2589

3 жыл бұрын

"Kindly fuck off please."

@Order-zq8go

3 жыл бұрын

Man, imagine the scientists watching the live camera, and seeing the slayer destroy every single demon in the facility

@SanSouls

3 жыл бұрын

@GunBunny “fart and shit, until it is done.”

@clayxros576

2 жыл бұрын

@@Order-zq8go _sees him walk into the room_ "So....we're dead huh?" _casually walks through the room without even bumping into anyone_ "...wait what?"

0:54 Scientist: We have to, ah, prepare for his careful extraction and we were given specific orders... Slayer: *"YOINK"*

I like how doomguy isn’t even classified as human anymore it’s just “him” or “doomguy” or “the slayer”

Humans: OMG it's an honor to meet you Doomguy: _I don't speak with weaklings_

@radityarakha90

4 жыл бұрын

More like "I don't speak"

@guts-141

4 жыл бұрын

@@radityarakha90 he speaks in a flashback

@ynog0978

4 жыл бұрын

@@guts-141 maybe he's mute but yeah he's cool when he dosent speak

@Schregger

4 жыл бұрын

He speaks in unfathomable rage and fury... its a very subtle and nuanced language... and kinda requires a shotgun to properly understand...

@le-johnny9236

4 жыл бұрын

Why would he speak? It's a waste of time, he has a world to save.

Guard: “you can’t be here” Slayer: “no” Guard: “you make a fair point”

@iamsethhasting8911

2 жыл бұрын

Slayer: "gun" Guard: "yes sir, here you go"

@clownontherun3449

2 жыл бұрын

He looks at his friend to see if he got his back😂 2:00

@semisolidsnake7103

2 жыл бұрын

Slayer: *Grunting noises*

@LordPhantomWolfe

2 жыл бұрын

He has maxed out charisma but only uses it for intimidation

@2BakedGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I was assuming the BFG was the big fucking gun.

I love how canonically, Doomguy's fists are actually stronger than the guns he uses, but he still uses guns because they're fun.

The keycard part was just hilarious. The way the guy just stiffens up as the Doomslayer approaches. It would have been great if after he opened the door, he gives the guy a pat on the shoulder for doing a good job lol

He so scary but gentle to them at the same time.

@JohnDoe-ch6qy

3 жыл бұрын

dude rips musclebound demons of any size to pieces with his hands at several occasion, can you imagine if he accidentally finger flicks a normal human? they will explode into bits and pieces

@bennystar20d89

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-ch6qy ... oh shoot.

@minuano2ndtrueancestor865

3 жыл бұрын

He only having business with demons, bystander on the sideline doesn't matter. God-like power or not, he is once human

@justinrobertabel8690

3 жыл бұрын

Im not gonna call it "gentle"

@jm_r2128

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he did pull a security card from someone's neck which kind of strangled the guy for a little so maybe not entirely gentle.

"DoomSlayer have control of the BFG" Demons: *T h e w h a t*

@kebes.

3 жыл бұрын

stolen?

@Sky-Daddy

3 жыл бұрын

@@kebes. yeah, the only thing they changed about the joke was putting spaces in "The" and "What".

@heyitsharry9381

3 жыл бұрын

The big friendly giant

@captainjackpugh6050

3 жыл бұрын

Bulging furry Help me out here.

@ognok6698

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainjackpugh6050 gock

3:28 bro really said "it's mine"

@adamtuah721

Жыл бұрын

Is doom Slayer don't ask

You can't have PTSD if you are the traumatic event.

Other People: *Freaking out* That one scientist: _well I just want to say that I’m a huge fan_

@justsomeponywithamustache8731

3 жыл бұрын

@Wild Doge Knowing Doomguy... he probably would

@lordfriedrick7911

3 жыл бұрын

That one scientist woman: *BREED ME!!!*

@shark4wd

3 жыл бұрын

That woul be me

@rusted8444

3 жыл бұрын

I-I CAN'T LIKE

@UZero1997

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes epic

1:58 - I love how the guard to the left is not even trying to stop the Slayer. He is just like: "Oh come on Mike, don't embarrass yourself...here we go again..."

@Benzxz2333

4 ай бұрын

Yeah​😂

1:26 I love the guy in the middle trying to protect his chair

@danielzane6714

Жыл бұрын

He is protecting himself by trying to put an object between himself and an instrument of destruction. The object in question is absolutely pointless, but it is better than nothing for his sanity

@Man_Aslume

10 ай бұрын

He doesn't want DoomGuy to steal his chair

@beepboopmeow203

9 ай бұрын

Look at everyone else standing. He gets the luxury of a chair and not even a godslaying man will take that away from him.

@alext2566

3 ай бұрын

He probably needed something to hold him up from his jellified knees

"Grandpa, what did you do during the demon invasion?" "I, uuuh... the Doom Slayer took my weapon." *"Woah..."*

@ALPHABARLOG

Жыл бұрын

- Hey! That's my gun! - ... - It's your gun.

@Vieille_garde

Жыл бұрын

I got my keycard pulled in the door thingy

@lordalph2102

Жыл бұрын

"But I wrote my name on that one..."

@gordonchell4364

Жыл бұрын

@@lordalph2102 "It's *my* name now."

@cultofhampter

Жыл бұрын

@@gordonchell4364 "your name is timmy?"

"do you want to disable the safety controls?" Doomguy: T A K E. A. W I L D. G U E S S

@tungsten8290

3 жыл бұрын

*tap tap tap*

@Captain_Garchomp

3 жыл бұрын

Doomslayer: *RAPID ANGERY BUTTON PRESSING*

@Eric4bz

3 жыл бұрын

Vega's smug tone is what sells it. Already on it, just having some fun with him.

@shanacayde7184

3 жыл бұрын

"YoU cAnT jUsT bLaSt A hOlE iN ThE sUrFaCe Of MaRs!" Har har bfg goes brrt

@nekozaemon3803

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't even know the meaning of the word "safety"...

Keep in mind that someone at the UAC had to program all those warning messages about him. Which means that they knew what would happen, it was only a matter of when.

Love how gentle he is around humans, like he just doesnt care about them being scared, but he is slow and methodical. Like with the guy with the tag, he could easily have just snaped it off him, but it would likely have injured him. Instead he slowly pulls it over to the terminal.

"The slayer has control of the BFG." They actually have a PA recording just for him lol

@spamaccount8979

2 жыл бұрын

Then "The Slayer HAS the BFG"

@Fr0st1989

2 жыл бұрын

They knew he'd work his away around to it lmao

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

2 жыл бұрын

It was never a matter of _"if,"_ only _"when."_

@noelhernandez4528

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT

@theworstmaid

2 жыл бұрын

@@spamaccount8979 the fact that they not only had a PA line for him controlling the BFG but TAKING it is absolutely amazing

“That guy doesn’t scare me.” “Scare who?” “.... no one sir, right this way.”

@yetanotherinternetidiot3060

2 жыл бұрын

Humiliated in seconds Xd

@OmegaSamurai64

2 жыл бұрын

Doom Slayer: "You mind if I use your-" Guard: "Here my weapon, my keys, and my wife." Doom Slayer: "Your BFG."

@user-zf2bp3rd8o

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf?

@yunanklaus1195

2 жыл бұрын

@Ahmed Nizar The one in this vid is Doomslayer, and it's quite apparent you've never played Doom Eternal. He also killed demonic armies, except he NEVER DIED throughout his quest. And jumping from building to building? You think that's epic? REALLY? Just jumping from one building to another? That's just a routine for him, you twat. Oh, and in the scene in this video, after he obtained the BFG he then proceeded to put himself into that space cannon and told VEGA to LAUNCH him into Mars. Get it? He basically did a human cannon trick and got shot into Mars in supersonic speed. He then landed on Mars, no scratch, and proceeded to kill more demons. Flying horse and a magic carpet? Doomslayer has a fucking giant space ship fuelled with God knows what energy that runs endlessly, go ahead and do the comparison. Oh, and also by killing demons Doomslayer actually heals himself and gets stronger, so yeah the demons he slaughtered are basically health packs and red bull cans for him. Oh, and here's a kicker for you; before Doom Eternal, the Doomslayer was so unstoppable that demons in hell had to work together to beat him, and the best thing they could do to stop him was to trap him under some rocks for some years. Get fucking it? They couldn't even kill him even after gathering so much army to stop him, and then years later he escaped the trap and started killing demons again. Peasant my ass.

@slaughterinthespotlight1669

2 жыл бұрын

@UCrMyBZr7L4Tw5e-kV4YfkFQ he is an idiot dont listen to him

Doomguy deserves to sit at the HIGH TABLE

@Peaaaaaaaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

He is so badass he sits on tables instead of chairs

I love how he wasnt rude or anything you can see kindness and care and just simple "im here to do my job" attitude doom guy is awesome, like hes no bully

"Mars surface targeted, safety protocol activated" *click* *click* "Would you like me to disable the protocol?" *BUTTON CLICKING INTENSIFIES*

@amiidkwho4782

3 жыл бұрын

He don't know what safety is

@troll1572

2 жыл бұрын

@@amiidkwho4782 he dont need safety

@seantaggart7382

2 жыл бұрын

@@troll1572 indeed

@sloshed-rat

2 жыл бұрын

You'd think a guy wearing a helmet that big would know about safety.

@Kamina.D.Fierce

2 жыл бұрын

It'd be great if he was just sitting there thinking. "F***in' DO THE THING!" Then when it fires he thinks "Ok... I'm keeping this."

When a guard in full body armor has their voice crack due to fear after seeing you, you know you're doing something right.

@rafengamer6296

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention said guard's buddy backing away slowly as if to say "Uh....you are on your own, mate." Lol

@wonkygaming3151

2 жыл бұрын

@Alex Luca "LIEUTENANT, ARREST THAT MAN!!!" Sarah Palmer: Doesn't budge an inch

@mentallyillfinger

2 жыл бұрын

I really love the subtle look the guard gives his buddy, like he's saying "help" as Doom walks straight up to him

@USRM1810

2 жыл бұрын

@@wonkygaming3151 palmer knows there is no stopping him

@rafengamer6296

2 жыл бұрын

@Capper 1000 Whichever way it was, it was funny. Lol

This dude is so boss. Also I love they just called it the BFG, like no one knows that it stands for “Big Fucking Gun” (literally)😂

In 1st person view, he looks HUGE. Then in 3rd person view he looks more like he got held back 1 year.

Demons:We will conquer all life on Mars and Earth *hears BFG power up behind* Demons:objective updated:SURVIVE

@TheSpinkels

4 жыл бұрын

OBJECTIVE STATUS: FAILED

@nekkotanaka4624

4 жыл бұрын

Objective Update: DEAD

@comixcam9154

4 жыл бұрын

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next ti-wait no, no we won’t.

@nerfthis_6996

4 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@redrobsanthem9206

4 жыл бұрын

Gfd I yo n most people are just cringing at you my self included

I love how that one guy looked so close to having a nerdgasm while everyone else is running and keeping their distance like their lives depended on it

@chaosinc.382

4 жыл бұрын

It's called 'admiration from a distance.'

@sweetcoincidence4048

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaosinc.382 From a safe distance*

@irefusei9716

4 жыл бұрын

That guy is the only one who played the games

@haltocarrick5504

4 жыл бұрын

@@sweetcoincidence4048 There's no such a thing as "safe distance" when talking about the Slayer.

@RealHajimeHinata

4 жыл бұрын

Halt O'Carrick you right 👍

3:37 doom slayer: HA didnt hurt? Well Lets cause some trouble

"you cant be here..." doom guy: "nah, imma do my own things"

Imagine being so angry that your allies have alarms to warn themselves and your enemies that you are walking around, doing things.

@omnipotentazathoth5215

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine alarm being like warning doomguy is taking a big crap

@practic4l349

4 жыл бұрын

Are they really allies though? the hologram woman always says stuff about how you should give all your blood to UAC or some shit

@bwcmakro

4 жыл бұрын

@@practic4l349 UAC as an entity went full on cultist, but the guys on the BFG facility seemed to not yet partake. That's what the "Corporate says we should let them through" was about. Corporate = cultist HQ, they want demons everywhere. Guys on Phobos were still trying to fight them.

@practic4l349

4 жыл бұрын

@@bwcmakro ooh I see that makes sense now so these guys and doomguy was the last hope for humanity because the others were already surrendered to demons

@beanie640

4 жыл бұрын

*Doom slayer has access to the fridge.*

"Doomslayer has control of the BFG." Demons: Oh no. Humans, simultaneously: Oh no.

@aleksandarvil5718

2 жыл бұрын

Kool-Aid Man: *OH YEEEAAAAHH!!!*

@johnjohnjohnson7720

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Anyway.

@honey_Badger4123

2 жыл бұрын

Doomslayer: *so anyways I started blasting*

@user-xl3vf1po1b

2 жыл бұрын

Just do it

@georgelee5786

2 жыл бұрын

mars: guess I'll die

"Warning, the Slayer has entered the facility" Scariest thing a Demon can hear after the sound of a Shotgun reload

@varric

2 ай бұрын

There's a worst one: "Warning, the Slayer has the BFG!"

@UltimaKeyMaster

Ай бұрын

Doomguy: Reload? What's that?

this shouldve just been the trailer to this game honestly😭😭😭😭😭i love it so muchh

Soldiers in halo: “oh my god it’s the master chief we’re saved dude take my picture with him!” Soldiers in doom: “oh god it’s the slayer fuck I’m out of here!”

@victoriakimel3881

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck this shit I'm out

@97og1

4 жыл бұрын

🏃‍♂️💨

@drakal2045

4 жыл бұрын

Well if your saviour is a guy that hears metal all the time and could destroy demons even with his fists and he is angry all the time i would be fucking scared too loo.

@Zed_Oud

4 жыл бұрын

Master Chief comes to prevent doom. The Slayer comes because you are currently doomed.

@hasan7975

4 жыл бұрын

Yo zedoud thats some megamind shit you wrote there. Took a screenshot

Imagine meeting this guy tho. Hearing the stories of all the demons he's killed, he's been to hell and back and he's 7ft tall. Pure weapon. Id shit myself too

@DeputyDexin

4 жыл бұрын

I think 6 feet tall tho

@coolkidontheblock1342

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeputyDexin for Eternal, it's stated that he's like 6'8".

@mgn546

4 жыл бұрын

coolkidontheblock yeah but when you look up his height on google he’s 6ft. Plus when you compare him to other people during the cutscenes, he doesn’t appear much taller than anyone else.

@coolintuitivename4910

4 жыл бұрын

@@mgn546 still a terrifying guy

@JoshTyrReece

4 жыл бұрын

@Excelsior he has just high boots

I like how you can somehow see the fear in that faceless guard you take the gun from.

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" *10 minutes later*

The fact that this facility has an alarm just for the scenario that Doomguy steals the BFG is amazing

@scottgaultney

4 жыл бұрын

They also have a warning for Doom Slayer just walking in.

@Akitoscorpio1

4 жыл бұрын

WARNING: THE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY.

@kingshark5084

4 жыл бұрын

Akito Scorpio all mortally challenged be advised

@revanamell1791

4 жыл бұрын

If he is in range what can you even do at that point?

@blackop3765

4 жыл бұрын

@@revanamell1791 What's your definition of range??

“Where’s your goddamn weapon, Private?!” “The...T-The Slayer took it, Sarge...” “...Carry on...”

@theboard4207

4 жыл бұрын

Corporal escort private Jensen to the medical ward he needs psychiatric evaluation stat

@deman182

4 жыл бұрын

i cant figure that part out, why did the Slayer take his Plasma Rifle when he already had one?

@kahate7328

4 жыл бұрын

@@deman182 It's a honor tho. the slayer took your weapon to a battle. imagine how many demons died by your weapon

@MichaelMiller-bs3tz

4 жыл бұрын

@@deman182 Ammo

@LaLloronaVT

4 жыл бұрын

Patchwork because he can like who’s gonna stop him?

Dayum doomguy's inventory is a whole house

I love how Doomguy is (kinda) gentle with some of these guys, but completly mad over the demons lmao

“The slayer has control of the BFG” Demons: “The slayer has the what now?”

@azerdraco3146

4 жыл бұрын

Facility: "The Slayer has control of the BFG." Everything in all Creation: "Why do I hear Deathmetal Boss Music?"

@mateuszwojciechowski9622

4 жыл бұрын

BFG hmm thats a big fucking gun

@bogustoast22none25

4 жыл бұрын

Musicians across the universe: Everyone shut the fuck up, I have a masterpiece to play.

@wyattjoss3858

4 жыл бұрын

This made me smile like an idiot

@savage2827

4 жыл бұрын

I think that the demons whould probably say this *clears troat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doomguy: *walks towards a demon boss* Demon boss: "im the boss here! So why em i hearing boss fight music?"

@ninetails8471

4 жыл бұрын

Boss: I shall destroy y... That's not my boss theme. *Oh no.*

@insertnamehere8

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Ghostcrackerss

3 жыл бұрын

Boss: I’M THE BOSS HERE Doom guy: not your not Boss: no I’m not

@justanotherlaid-backdude5297

3 жыл бұрын

"The only thing they fear is you", starts playing.....

1:39 he is VERY calm for seeing the same man who killed untold ammounts of demons walking towards him

Best part about Doom Slayer is that all UAC bases and such have special emergency alert just for him "All UAC personel evacuate to the surface of Mars..." "The slayer has control of the BFG. I repeat, The slayer has control of the BFG"

I find it hilarious how the facility has an alarm solely on the scenario that Slayer would steal the BFG

@oomfoof7294

3 жыл бұрын

I know everyone calls it an alarm, but idk if that's the right word. Alarm implies it's a warning. It's really just telling them he has it. What are they gonna do to prevent it?

@wills.junks7

3 жыл бұрын

@@oomfoof7294 an announcement perhaps?

@thekamelotbard186

3 жыл бұрын

the announcement is a warning that the most dangerous entity alive has the most dangerous gun in the facility in his possession.

@Baron0009

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he didn't steal it, BFG in general just belongs to doomguy.

@valerfox2155

3 жыл бұрын

@@Baron0009 Like the fatman to a fallout protagonist, it just kinda happens

Doomslayer: taps human on the shoulder to get his attention Human: drops to the floor screaming with six broken bones

@jayjay86443

4 жыл бұрын

"AAAHHHH MY BONES!" "I'M NAUSEOUS *AEUGHHEUGHHEURFGHHHH"*

@ojeejjaaj2112

4 жыл бұрын

"D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EARS BURRRN"

@PinkFoxzzz

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh honey, youreback" *turns back* OH honey...

@Scazoid

3 жыл бұрын

Oops

@henrywedekind5754

3 жыл бұрын

Then the human apologized

"They've overrun the lower levels" "Corporate says we should let them through" This line always cracks me up.

I love how he just looks at the guy with a gun and is like fucking give me that

Doomguy is a prime example of the phrase "I'm glad he's on our side"

@sergioplazat3995

2 жыл бұрын

(Me in that place) Yea..... 😨👍

@landonshiver4216

Жыл бұрын

666 likes

@belorde6966

Жыл бұрын

It's more like:"thanks God hes on our side"

@Dramn_

Жыл бұрын

All I can hear is halo marines "Did you see that!? Glad he's on our side!"

@babymetroid6661

Жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce myself

When doom guy arrives to school late, his teacher apologizes for being early

@cid2852

3 жыл бұрын

And dodgeball is no longer allowed at his school.

@plinius902

3 жыл бұрын

@@cid2852 they actually play alot of dodgeball cuz the doomguy has moro balls to share

@pixel6854

3 жыл бұрын

@Zack Smith both characters are made to be busted so theyd be on equal footing probably.

@luisgamercoolsecondchannel2177

3 жыл бұрын

@Zack Smith makes u a roblox shirt

@adamhunter1223

3 жыл бұрын

I love that Doomguy can be substituted for chuck norris and those jokes only get funnier.

I like to imagine him just politely asking the scientists and guards to move out of his way

I love how the people react to doom guy the exact way they react to master chief!

@Vxertzu

8 ай бұрын

@@CooperPB that is very true! What I meant was their first initial reaction is always shock. Like when they realised how tall Master Chief is and how intimidating Doom guy is!

I must admit, I'm glad there's living humans in this game because I was starting to feel lonely in the last game

@andresherrera2902

4 жыл бұрын

@Excelsior you're fighting to save your own ass, how about that

@detectivebiggz89

4 жыл бұрын

"save my own ass"? Does Doomslayer look like someone who needs to save himself?

@neroidius6915

4 жыл бұрын

Same. Also I was bored of every dead person being the same damn bald guy

@andresherrera2902

4 жыл бұрын

@@detectivebiggz89 well you have to fight demons, so... yeah

@dogodoge9657

4 жыл бұрын

there would be nothing for doom guy to fight for if there was no humans anyway.

Scientist: We must prepare for his careful extraction : *Rips him off*

@fighter4hope716

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone else thought it was funny

@Cami_22099

3 жыл бұрын

@@fighter4hope716 Duh it's the funniest crap I've ever seen. I wish there was a pickle in it though

@thedarkjw6219

3 жыл бұрын

Just happened

@brukisbehindyou3031

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes, very fitting

@BRay-nw6lt

3 жыл бұрын

This is how parents wake guys up for school

I honestly love the Doomguy, he's actually rather chill when you don't get in his way.

I love how this is both awesome and hilarious at once

Doomguy: *rips demons to shreds* Also doom guy: *very gently pulls human to machine to use his card*

@whos_this_character3912

2 жыл бұрын

He’s just like “I need that key card. No no, don’t get up. I got this.”

@jh3328

2 жыл бұрын

Gentle?? He basically pulled him by the throat, constricting it as the force of the lanyard on his neck caused the office chair to wheel over XD

@sapphirestar3978

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he kind choked the guy a bit

@ImMcSparky

2 жыл бұрын

@@jh3328 compared to what he normally does, this like like petting a soft tiny kitten

@RandomInternetStranger

2 жыл бұрын

@@jh3328 Well, considering that he shears metal and tears demonic flesh with his bare hands, and quite literally squishes his enemies' heads into their chests with nothing more than a bit of force, I would say that he could do a whole lot more. Compared to what he's been doing for the last few hundred years or so, he's practically giving him an ice cream and a pat on the head.

Actually, a little known fact is that Doom Guy is afraid of spiders. He once saw one and stomped on it. Now we have the Grand Canyon.

@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635

2 жыл бұрын

He got us in the first half ngl.

@AllknowingUnknown

2 жыл бұрын

OMFG hahaha 🤣😆😂

@NateSchulte

2 жыл бұрын

“ Do I believe it? *Yes I do* ”

@greenknight8668

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the headcanon

@sunnydsyoutube

2 жыл бұрын

Can we get a level in doom where he just runs into a spider demon place and shreds it like hell

3:42 this overused explosion sound effect :D

He just does whatever he wants and literally no one can stop him I love it