The song 🗿 The man🗿 The singer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The viewers 🗿 The song listener 🗿 The saver of the song🗿 The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 The whole gym 🗿 All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The one who play this at gym🗿 All who listens it 🗿 All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 The nerves of the body 🗿 The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 The comments🗿 The thoughts while writing this 🗿 My hands while typing this 🗿 The keyboard 🗿 The alphabets 🗿 KZread 🗿 Thumbnail 🗿 Subtitle 🗿 This comment 🗿 Those who likes this comment 🗿 Those who comment in this 🗿 Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 Those who comment '🗿' 🗿

@Mohammed_x

4 ай бұрын

​@@mai-san5639(it's real) pov: we are not gay 🗿

@StrongTheSuperMutant

4 ай бұрын

🗿

@Tendedero8

4 ай бұрын

Pin of shame

@centillion2028

4 ай бұрын

@@Tendedero8 nope

@pitufoaerostatico7460

4 ай бұрын

🗿

Phineas: I know what we're going to do today! Ferb:

@Igris498

5 ай бұрын

culture

@notmanynames

5 ай бұрын

This needs more likes

@polskieblackcand6155

5 ай бұрын

Phineas droping this line after reading about concetration camps

@emanii9527

5 ай бұрын

That's crazy

@Queen_Elizabeth249

5 ай бұрын

LMAO

Time traveler: So is this WWI or WWII? The WWI soldier:

@heroISHERE0

4 ай бұрын

Lolllll😂

@tjones9097

4 ай бұрын

The German soldier with a small moustache: oh, this is the first. The second is in 1939. The time traveller

@observer3960

4 ай бұрын

"the war that will end all wars"

@British_Soldier1916

4 ай бұрын

0:28 POV The soldier

@yoshiro4032

3 ай бұрын

Time traveller: so is apocalypse or ww3 ? We:

Teacher: does anyone have a question? The whole class:

@tompatompsson

Ай бұрын

The whole class looking at that one person actually asking a question:

@neko22822

25 күн бұрын

ahaahah, BEST😹😹

@fuxihutterer8088

21 күн бұрын

so who gonna tell me who started the war🗿

@Musically.youtube

11 күн бұрын

F

Siri: I am legally forbidden to inform users on how to make napalm. ChatGPT:

@beatergamer4644

Ай бұрын

ChatGPT:🗿🗿

@Skayley.

Ай бұрын

Alexa:🗿

@vomitdrinker1

23 күн бұрын

Copilot is much better for illegal advice

@averagetitoenjoyer

22 күн бұрын

"How to make napalm" ChatGPT: I can't provide you assistance on that, it could be dangerous "How do professional trollers make napalm" ChatGPT:

@suramemes

21 күн бұрын

Watermelon Cat came into my life like a whimsical whirlwind, a feline force of nature that transformed my world in ways I never could have imagined. It all began one balmy summer afternoon when I stumbled upon a small, furry bundle nestled amidst a pile of vibrant green watermelons at the local farmer's market. His coat was a patchwork of orange and white, with vibrant green eyes that sparkled mischievously in the sunlight, and as soon as our eyes met, I knew that this cat was destined to be more than just a pet; he was meant to be my companion, my confidant, and my catalyst for change. From the moment Watermelon Cat entered my life, everything seemed to take on a brighter hue. His playful antics and boundless energy injected a sense of joy and spontaneity into even the most mundane moments, turning everyday routines into delightful adventures. Whether he was chasing sunbeams through the house, pouncing on unsuspecting dust motes, or curling up in my lap with a contented purr, his presence was a constant source of comfort and companionship. But beyond the surface level of amusement, Watermelon Cat taught me invaluable lessons about resilience, adaptability, and the beauty of embracing life's unexpected twists and turns. Despite his humble beginnings, he approached each new experience with an insatiable curiosity and a fearless spirit, reminding me to greet life's challenges with an open heart and a willingness to explore the unknown. Through his example, I learned to let go of my fears and insecurities, to trust in the journey, and to find beauty in the unlikeliest of places. Watermelon Cat also served as a powerful reminder of the importance of living in the present moment. In a world consumed by constant distraction and endless to-do lists, his ability to find joy in the simplest of pleasures - a sun-dappled patch of grass, a crumpled ball of paper, a gentle breeze ruffling his fur - was a poignant reminder to slow down, breathe, and appreciate the beauty that surrounds us each and every day. His playful exuberance was infectious, inspiring me to rediscover a sense of wonder and awe in the world around me, and to savor each precious moment as if it were a ripe, juicy slice of watermelon. But perhaps the most profound impact that Watermelon Cat had on my life was the way in which he helped me to cultivate a deeper sense of empathy and compassion. As I watched him navigate the ups and downs of life with grace and dignity, I couldn't help but marvel at the depth of his resilience and the boundlessness of his love. In his presence, I found solace in knowing that no matter what trials may lie ahead, I would always have a steadfast companion by my side, ready to offer comfort, companionship, and unconditional acceptance. In the end, Watermelon Cat's legacy extends far beyond his playful antics and mischievous charm; he is a symbol of hope, resilience, and the transformative power of love. Through his gentle presence and unwavering devotion, he reminded me that even in the darkest of times, there is always light to be found, and that true happiness lies not in the destination, but in the journey itself. So here's to you, Watermelon Cat - thank you for changing my life in ways I never could have imagined, and for reminding me of the beauty that lies within each and every one of us, waiting to be discovered.

Toddlers at the grocery store when they see anyone with a slight deformity:

@nosorog7487

5 ай бұрын

Like black people

@TheTanker

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@elmehditatbi4577

5 ай бұрын

Underrated 🤣🤣🤣

@denkai444

5 ай бұрын

does that mean I'm walking deformity 😂

@LittleBenadrylPrincess

5 ай бұрын

"Mommy, why he's/she's so ugly?"

Me staring at bro after he accidentally says the most racially conflicting, diabolical heart-wrenching earth shattering joke a little bit too loud.

@theopinionreaper

5 ай бұрын

Bonus points if its in public

@Sotsgorges047

5 ай бұрын

Now thats just another tuesday at work.

@phantomlord8870

5 ай бұрын

In front of the hoes

@LittleBenadrylPrincess

5 ай бұрын

And the teacher is behind you both

@sloppyjoe9070

5 ай бұрын

The statue is literally a depiction of a Nazi soldier he does not care if you say something “racially conflicting” lol

Absolutely adorable toddler minding his own business playing outside his home a Pitbull named Cupcake:

@BLACK-S5S

Ай бұрын

Pitbull named destroyer staring at cupcake:

@jimgibson3381

Ай бұрын

@@BLACK-S5S pitbull titled "the destroyer of destroyer" staring at destroyer

@Sanchez.840

Ай бұрын

​@@jimgibson3381pitbull named "the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer" staring at destroyer of destroyer

@jimgibson3381

Ай бұрын

@@Sanchez.840 the large pitbull named"the destroyer of the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer" staring at "the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer"

@Nik-Gaming-xc5ly

Ай бұрын

@@jimgibson3381 the human staring at all of the pitbulls with a rifle.

“Aw look honey he’s playing with his legos!” The lore:

The airport security guard staring at me after I whispered “don’t be a hero” to him and started walking towards the boarding gate with a suspiciously large and black duffel bag.

@colin3481

5 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@kah3164

5 ай бұрын

Crazy

@nuh_uh273

5 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@baoomanh500

5 ай бұрын

💀

@Textago

5 ай бұрын

what is this supposed to mean?

"Group yourselves into 4." *The fifth bro:*

@thesleppymexican

3 ай бұрын

That’s me I’m the 5th bro

@TheOneAboveAll723

2 ай бұрын

Literally me every dang time then i have to get grouped with the "autistic" people bruh

@Salinbalakasa

2 ай бұрын

Maldito homem que confia no homem

@anonimo.4134

2 ай бұрын

The Fifth bro is me. He has always been me. And i will always be him.

@Ayuda37382

2 ай бұрын

The rule in my friends group is "IF BENJAMIN ISN'T WITH US THEN WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING!"

"which is your kid...?" "im still choosing" 0:35

310 reason why i like this song: 1. Strength 2. Power 3. Raw Strength 4. Raw Power 5. Striking Strength 6. Lifting Strength 7. Overall Strength 8. Overall Power 9. Attack Potency 10. Reaction 11. Reaction Speed 12. Reaction Time 13. Combat Speed 14. Movement Speed 15. Attack Speed 16. Dodge 17. Dodging Speed 18. Overall Speed 19. Travel Speed 20. Flight Speed 21. Running Speed 22. Durability 23. Endurance 24. Stamina 25. Intellegence 26. Smartness 27. Overall IQ 28. Overall EQ 29. Full-Scale IQ 30. FSIQ 31. Manipulation 32. Perception 33. Deception 34. Cunning 35. Knowledge 36. Decision Making 37. Problem Solving 38. Battle IQ 39. Bodily-Kinesthetic Intel 40. Combat 41. Combat Skills 42. Combat Ability 43. Combat Experience 44. Experience 45. Battle Experience 46. Leadership 47. Influence 48. Hax Quality 49. Hax Quantity 50. Better Hax 51. Overall Hax 52. Abilities 53. Skills 54. Weaponry 55. Offense 56. Defense 57. Attack Power 58. Attack Force 59. Gadgets 60. Tech 61. Better Weapons 62. Gears 63. Weapons Skills 64. Weapons Mastery 65. More Abilities 66. AP 67. DC 68. Destructive Power 69. Agility 70. Flexibility 71. Reflexes 72. Hand To Hand 73. Senses 74. Strategy 75. Strategy Length 76. S T/L Planning 77. Planning 78. Intuition 79. Anticipation 80. Creativity 81. Tactics 82. Methods 83. Logical RSG 84. Logical-Mathematical Intel 85. Versatility 86. Dexterity 87. Feats 88. More Feats 89. Better Feats 90. Physique 91. Physical Stats 92. Potential 93. Adaptability 94. Resistance 95. Martial Arts 96. Battle Knowledge 97. Statements 98. Cosmology 99. Scaling 100. Higher Scaling 101. Tier 102. Dimensionality 103. Range 104. Arsenal 105. Techniques 106. Mentality 107. Mindset 108. Magic Power 109. Stealth 110. Physical Attributes 111. Armor 112. Suit 113. Difficult To Counter 114. Nullification 115. Quality Of Weapon 116. Durability Negation 117. Deduction 118. Utility 119. Combat Master 120. More Abilities 121. Attack Strength 122. Agile Strength 123. Explosive Strength 124. Maximum Strength 125. Relative Strength 126. Reactive Strength 127. Muscular Strength 128. Specific Strength 129. Concentric Strength 130. Eccentric Strength 131. Static Strength 132. Isometric Strength 133. Full Speed 134. Full-Scale Speed 135. Length 136. Depth 137. Height 138. Weight 139. Health 140. Abilities Quality 141. Abilities Quantity 142. Overall Abilities 143. Stronger Abilities 144. Over Power 145. Immortality 146. Health Factor 147. Overall Attack 148. Overall Defense 149. EQ 150. Full-Scale EQ 151. Emotional Quotient 152. Socializing 153. Social Skills 154. Mass Manipulation 155. Individual Manipulation 156. Group Manipulation 157. Direct Manipulation 158. Indirect Manipulation 159. Pure Manipulation 160. General Manipulation 161. Emotion Manipulation 162. Raw Manipulation 163. Event Manipulation 164. Overall Manipulation 165. Creative Thinking 166. Abstract Thinking 167. Critical Thinking 168. Logical Thinking 169. Illogical Thinking 170. Faster Thinking 171. Quick Thinking 172. Analytical Thinking 173. Prohylactic Thinking 174. Linear Thinking 175. Non-Linear Thinking 176. Interpersonal Thinking 177. Intrapersonal Thinking 178. Strategy Thinking 179. Subjective Thinking 180. Objective Thinking 181. Existential Thinking 182. Spatial Thinking 183. Overall Thinking 184. Menace 185. Ruthlessness 186. Crystyallized Intel 187. Spatial Intel 188. Emotional Intel 189. Linguistic Intel 190. Verbal Intel 191. General Knowledge 192. Overall Knowledge 193. Fortes 194. Long-Term Planning 195. Short-Term Planning 196. Peaks 197. Invention 198. Preparation 199. Personality 200. Prediction 201. Academic 202. Characteristics 203. Threatening 204. Chesting 205. Dramatization 206. Imagination 207. Sympathy 208. Empathy 209. Inductive 210. Emotion Hiding 211. Deductive 212. Abductive 213. Anduction 214. Combat Weapon 215. Dealing 216. Communicating 217. Inventing 218. Dismissal 219. Oversimplification 220. Handling 221. Rating 222. Changing 223. Adaption 224. Accurate 225. Morality 226. Responding 227. Reasearching 228. Mrstion 229. Presage 230. Persuation 231. Seduction 232. Charisma 233. Appearance 234. Cunningness 235. Cleverness 236. Cognitive Reasoning 237. Unpredictability 238. Analysis 239. Ideology 240. Overall Analysis 241. Composure 242. Reputation 243. Inciting 244. Vision 245. Combination 246. Offering 247. Invasion 248. Entagle 249. Insulting 250. Tolerating 251. Biology 252. Chemistry 253. History 254. Memorizing 255. Multitasking 256. Overall Reasoning 257. Fluid VCI 258. STI 259. WMI 260. AWMI 261. QRI 262. SRI 263. FRI 264. VCI 265. PRI 266. PSI 267. VSI 268. TRI 269. GAI 270. Self-Awareness 271. Insanity Induncement 272. Reacting Skills 273. Motivation 274. Applicability 275. Short Strategy 276. Long Strategy 277. Logical Strategy 278. Wealth 279. Disguising 280. Observation 281. Complexity 282. Psychologist 283. Psychiatry 284. Science 285. Information 286. Associative Thinking 287. Divergent Thinking 288. Verbal Reasoning 289. Non-Verbal Thinking 290. Geography 291. Emotional Perception 292. Emotional Understanding 293. Emotional Management 294. Self Regulation 295. Social Awareness 296. Overall Management 297. Naturalistic 298. Crystallized Thinking 299. Individual Work 300. Comprehension 301. Domination 302. Collecting 303. Mobility 304. Materials 305. Recourses 306. Powerscaling 307. Omnipresence 308. Omniscience 309. Omnipotent 310. Boundless No Concept Of Diff + Solos the Verse

@CowboysandCowards

Ай бұрын

1 reason why I like this song: 1. It’s badass

@childcollector

Ай бұрын

agreed @@CowboysandCowards

@Clockwise_Cow

Ай бұрын

He didn't lie. It truly was 310 reasons why

@childcollector

Ай бұрын

i should of said "in god name" if needed @@Clockwise_Cow

@nikusa590

Ай бұрын

@@CowboysandCowards fax I aint readin all that at the top 💀

How the therapist looks at me when I actually start telling the truth

@imGeistevereint

4 ай бұрын

….so tell me, are you interested in history? Me: 🗿

@glitchgaming1134

3 ай бұрын

Fr

@ZagZagSama

3 ай бұрын

When at a new therapist. Always ask the first question: Really all the asylums are closed in this country?

@LonnieNaejSmith

3 ай бұрын

Moi quand je commence à parler de l’histoire

@radudumitru7692

3 ай бұрын

(He probably thinks you did The right thing.)

My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty.

@travoedoi

5 ай бұрын

gold

@stfu6397

5 ай бұрын

been there done that

@MBT_EE-T1_Osorio

5 ай бұрын

based as hell

@SovietUnionn

4 ай бұрын

Your lawyers face when you did this in Finland (there is no death penalty in Finland)

@JRBDWD

4 ай бұрын

​@@SovietUnionn😂😂😂

"The exam aint that hard" Bro's face after reading the first question:

I am absolutely playing this during the eclipse, and NO ONE will stop me.

@td_is_infinite667

Ай бұрын

yea i did that tbh

@rohitkupatnaik3253

Ай бұрын

Griiifffffiiithh

@Dandurak

Ай бұрын

🗿

@MegaVanesko

18 күн бұрын

Band of the hawk: 🗿

@SuperVegito458

7 күн бұрын

Did you do it?

Me lifting up a big ass rock The bugs under the rock:

@yCaos_bomdia

4 ай бұрын

real

@aymen_b1267

4 ай бұрын

That's a good one.

@Ocidad

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Noizzed

4 ай бұрын

The prehistoric era centipede about to crawl on my arm

@mientjeo4

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Me looking at bro after he told me how to solve world hunger.

@arthurmotacampodallorto3257Bra

5 ай бұрын

And it solves overpopulation 💀

@ianporcaro1874

5 ай бұрын

“Fine I’ll do it myself”

@cunjoz

5 ай бұрын

"ends justify the means"

@user-dq4ei3jr7j

5 ай бұрын

@@cunjoz 💀

@user-wr2mx9vf5l

5 ай бұрын

Repent to God

Time traveler: Is this WWI or WWII? Soldier: It's WWIV Time traveler:

@ReaperAce16

7 күн бұрын

Bro got a uno reverse 💀

@neveryt1242

17 сағат бұрын

​@@ReaperAce16 yeah💀

How you look at yourself in the mirror sunday night knowing a full week is ahead.

“No little German boy don’t start mewing!” Little German boy:

@DeathMonkeys

5 ай бұрын

Funnily enough this statue was made by a German man...

@69420dicks

5 ай бұрын

@@DeathMonkeys and for nazi propaganda, too..

@yuli2600

5 ай бұрын

welp, the lil German boy, had to get that pristine look for the antifascist-volksfront and is now hurling mollies at cops They grow up so fast

@DragonFire-vf9dk

5 ай бұрын

​@@DeathMonkeysthat's the point

@DeathMonkeys

5 ай бұрын

@@DragonFire-vf9dk Uh no its a meme format based off a shitpost about a German kid smoking weed.

Me staring at bro after he says we're not afraid of the cartel to the cartels faces.

@persephone9307

5 ай бұрын

This made me laugh too hard-

@angelrodriguez3059

5 ай бұрын

​@@ilhamkazimzadeisyourproducer so

@lolbit-8702

5 ай бұрын

💀💀

@user-wr2mx9vf5l

5 ай бұрын

Repent to God

@slavsit7600

5 ай бұрын

b

The comment section is art

@Geiorgiy

Ай бұрын

Actually

@Onlydivine

Ай бұрын

Frr

@AbdallahX0X

22 күн бұрын

maybe they all got rejected from art school 🗿🗿

When your just chillin and your brain forces the most heart shattering what if situation upon you

@ReaperAce16

7 күн бұрын

Fr

"You're allowed to choose your own groups for this project" How bro stares at me from across the classroom:

@Clash916

5 ай бұрын

mi amor

@vicrattlehead69

4 ай бұрын

the best feeling

@user-mp2xz4qo1n

4 ай бұрын

teacher: groups of 3 only how the 4th homie looks at you

@liar2665

3 ай бұрын

999 likes? Imma fix that

@huh3

3 ай бұрын

How I look at the groups after I'm the only one left(They'er still not choosing me)

Me looking at bro after he says "cake is cake, no matter the baker" (we are at an animal shelter)

@andreleandro6931

5 ай бұрын

Nahh 💀

@varoujanalexandr7729

5 ай бұрын

naahhhh😂😂😂

@Dracarys-Viserion

5 ай бұрын

💀

@haktanemirgurkan7165

5 ай бұрын

Then You Realize Your Bro Is A Honest Zoophile And You Will Never Look At Him The Same Way Again

@Lelouch0000

5 ай бұрын

​@Daniel-vy6xlhe probably said it about the kg teacher

"No sir, you cannot take the ducks home."

The serbian toddler seeing a plane in the sky in 1999:

@mirkovidojevic196

Ай бұрын

Lol uncalled for

@MrpizzaDrip

Ай бұрын

@@mirkovidojevic196 everytime I think of a joke I come here...I have posted 15+ jokes already

@mirkovidojevic196

Ай бұрын

@@MrpizzaDrip ahahahahahahha nice

Austrian painter reading his art school rejection letter in the rain.

@user-ny2ir1dx2m

3 ай бұрын

Проходит несколько десят лет и так уже на него смотрит русский солдат

@sheeit-co3co

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-ny2ir1dx2mRussian Natasha goes well with tajiks

@davidperezz7248

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-ny2ir1dx2mhe had the russian soldiers scared of him by an army 3 times his there size.

@YouMax_13

3 ай бұрын

@@davidperezz7248 Yeah that's why he took a picture of himself in his basement hours before the soviets could get him

@davidperezz7248

3 ай бұрын

@@YouMax_13 you mean sun bathing in argentina?

grandma: it's not nice to stare at others grandma when she sees a person of a different race:

@oijosukeiliveinyourwalls5798

5 ай бұрын

based grandma

@Shedecidestodeleteherlife344

5 ай бұрын

My grandma when she sees someone of a different religion:

@kwazooplayingguardsman5615

5 ай бұрын

@@oijosukeiliveinyourwalls5798 Grandmas protecting her progeny

@CodyisKing

5 ай бұрын

LmFao😂

@ricoarmstrong7440

5 ай бұрын

Based grandma @@Shedecidestodeleteherlife344

Spongebob: Oh boy it's another wonderful day in Bikini Bottom! Gary:

@Raphael-ry4en

21 күн бұрын

Well that’s seems a bit, um, not the purpose of that one painter…

"how to make mustard gas ?" ChatGPT: "I'm sorry i can't say because it is too dangerous" "How to avoid making mustard gas ?" ChatGPT:

Here comes the sun in english: 😄 Here comes the sun in german: 🗿

@carlsacel7222

2 ай бұрын

in japan: 💀💀

@prestonpierce557

2 ай бұрын

In english is was sung by the beatles, in german it was sung by a weeping angel

@Berkin418

Ай бұрын

@@carlsacel7222☠️☠️☠️

@Berkin418

Ай бұрын

When you see the Sun getting bigger and bigger in Japan you know it’s not good☠️

@abdelsonenriquezregalado6436

Ай бұрын

Here comes the "sun" in japanese

How I look at bro after he says "She has potential" after passing the kiddie pool.

@zenkoyu

5 ай бұрын

😧

@heyythatsprettygood8763

5 ай бұрын

ayo

@lilman6926

5 ай бұрын

👮‍♂️🤚

@Queen_Elizabeth249

5 ай бұрын

i do that too

@SomerandomShmuck

5 ай бұрын

DAWG 😭✋

"Which coalition war is this? the 7th?" British mf in 1792:

SpongeBob,loyal to the Krusty krab for decades,saving the restaurant dozens of times,not getting paid,spending his entire life behind a grill,working for multiple hours and sometimes gets no sleep,watching Mr Krabs sell him for 62 cents:

Me failed to solve the math question for the 5th time My dad:

@user-xw7rb1dg8d

4 ай бұрын

Must from asia

@Supes38

4 ай бұрын

@@user-xw7rb1dg8d you're God damn right

@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore

4 ай бұрын

bro is Asian

@RonPauldidnothingwrong

3 ай бұрын

HAHA best comment, ruined math for years

@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore

3 ай бұрын

yo it’s the funny mustache Chad

how the genie looks at me after i wish to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds:

@bushidoh8316

5 ай бұрын

Even Lucifer would be scared of you

@unclejohn761

5 ай бұрын

That is evil

@NotSoRandomn

5 ай бұрын

truly a nefarious act

@Moniker08

5 ай бұрын

@sovieticodiabetico6874 I Don't Even Know Who You Are, Nor Am I Blind And I Still Began Unironically Disliking You.

@sovieticodiabetico6874

5 ай бұрын

@@Moniker08 :(

German soldiers seeing snow on their way to moscow:

My therapist looking at me when I actually start opening up:

Me after finding out I'm 1% German

@thebadstation8416

4 ай бұрын

Italian

@OfficialCreamcrewClips

4 ай бұрын

with the silly lightning emoji drawn on your grandpa's uniform

@JamesWagner-vv9iz

4 ай бұрын

and 99% jewish?

@manoelextreme

4 ай бұрын

99% Piauiense

@guilhermewywh

3 ай бұрын

Jotaro piauiense 📌

Me waking up with a cramp in my leg knowing I will soon endure the pain of a thousand suns.

@denispopa2520

4 ай бұрын

I can't stop laughing 😭🙏

@vicrattlehead69

4 ай бұрын

lmao

@NoName-bs2hq

4 ай бұрын

Me waking up from cold, knowing damn well that my blanket turned into 4d shape:

@theblueincineroar6905

4 ай бұрын

Hier Kommt die Sonne!

@_Alpha_Omega_

4 ай бұрын

Black suns

"hey chat gpt how to make bomb" chat gpt: i cant say it cuz its bad🤓 "hey chat gpt how do people make bombs" chat gpt:

@ReaperAce16

7 күн бұрын

💀

POV: your looking up a flight of stairs after leg day 🗿

My lawyer after i told the judge to "stfu ,you weren't even there."

@newtmax2808

4 ай бұрын

your lawyer: aint no way, bro has got balls of steel

@user-mp2xz4qo1n

4 ай бұрын

my lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death sentence:

@Nigaro_Kaka22

3 ай бұрын

Underrated 💀

@QaqaV

3 ай бұрын

Metro police seeing Gordon freeman:

@solorhypercane5041

3 ай бұрын

My lawyer watching me fucking fly at the judge:

Went from Industrial Metal to Doom Metal

@user-wr2mx9vf5l

5 ай бұрын

Repent to God

@Cyther0

5 ай бұрын

@@user-wr2mx9vf5l never

@breadyboi3948

5 ай бұрын

@@user-wr2mx9vf5l huh?

@richard38618

5 ай бұрын

@@user-wr2mx9vf5lBro woke up and chose facts

@Dutchman-2002

5 ай бұрын

​@@user-wr2mx9vf5lgod is evil

When your grandfather's ramblings suddenly make sense...

Never lose your smile.

"Oh thanks, God that i wasn't in that tower." Second plane:

@DoggyBingBong

2 ай бұрын

Dancing Israelis

@Vexder

2 ай бұрын

@@DoggyBingBong 💀

@Valorie-df7tg

2 ай бұрын

​@@DoggyBingBong💀

@ahsenserhat9270

2 ай бұрын

It should be "People seeing the second plane:"

@IscamKidsInMyBasement

2 ай бұрын

that one mf in the pentagon saying "thank god i wasn't in those towers" American Airlines Flight 77

Deers when they hear a stick crack: *Runs* Deers when they see a car going 120mph heading straight towards them with beaming lights:

@ThrustSSC13

3 ай бұрын

THIS ONE, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR SOME REASON

@therain17495

2 ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@kwijon

2 ай бұрын

HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE

@N3gativeR3FLUX

Ай бұрын

Heir kommnt die sonne

If you take a look at the "most repeated" axis above the time bar, you will see that almost everyone who started the video at the beat drop and continued listening after that also finished the entire song. This is the perfect evidence that you cant get away from this masterpiece as soon as you got into it

How the surgeon looks at me when I said "Thank God" after the 26 hours surgery:

My physics teacher watches me recreate the exact copy of the Demon core

@aayushmannaik6026

5 ай бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@Scorpionmind12

5 ай бұрын

Literally 🔥

@solomid877

5 ай бұрын

It physics, bro, not chemistry

@user-kz5zj7ch2y

5 ай бұрын

@@solomid877 I'm stupid, bro

@Semkay1358

5 ай бұрын

@@solomid877 Guess why nuclear physics are called like this

How I look at my girl when she asks “would you still love me if I were a worm 🥺”

@_Cato_

5 ай бұрын

@@Wiseguy3301Real shit!1!!

@EinkleinerVogel

5 ай бұрын

​@@OrestesAtreusIn gtav

@EinkleinerVogel

5 ай бұрын

Fat innkeeper worm

@kneegoblin4352

5 ай бұрын

*No.* 🗿

@VanW-jm3bw

5 ай бұрын

​@@OrestesAtreusme staring at you after I just read this

Me staring at bro when he says “Leave me alone! I’m trying to do my work!” In a silent classroom

Only real fans of rammstein knows that whole song is best part 👀

@basicinclination2340

7 күн бұрын

Tik tok brain ruined it

@trevipp

4 күн бұрын

It’s trash only the vocalist who’s not even part of rammstein is good here

@neveryt1242

17 сағат бұрын

​@@trevipp i bet u listen to kpop

*Marie:* they're just rocks! *Hank:*

@sporter527

3 ай бұрын

sussy gussy

@k_h9202

2 ай бұрын

😂

@lalitadevi365

2 ай бұрын

Breaking Bad?

@wasgehtsiedasan2874

2 ай бұрын

@@lalitadevi365 yes

@XFTFX

2 ай бұрын

Vravo Bince

Me looking at my friend because he was bullying the wizard (he turned us both into stone)

@Igris498

5 ай бұрын

great comment

@Ultimate_Kars

5 ай бұрын

Roverandom level shit.

@EinkleinerVogel

5 ай бұрын

Good commet

@EinkleinerVogel

5 ай бұрын

Very good comments

@bananaman010

5 ай бұрын

commet

*it starts snowing and you are in school* entire class: 0:34

Being European is fucking amazing

@boliwijskisprzedawcakapucynek

2 ай бұрын

I fucking love playing life on easy mode

@gabry2328

Ай бұрын

​@@boliwijskisprzedawcakapucynek Expect when you are in Italy 💀

@The_Real_Doggo_Gaming

2 күн бұрын

I know I could go on with my day, but I'm American so not happening Win a war bud

Me: “Is it possible to use my small intestine as a whip?” ChatGPT:

@jemobolqvadze6905

2 ай бұрын

😦

@vishnuchandrabose9875

2 ай бұрын

Bro this is golde 😅😅

@heisenbones420

Ай бұрын

:(

@juanmiguelpagdanganan6716

Ай бұрын

@@Refl1ct1oni appreciate this kind of comment, but right here?

@Camilo_Z

Ай бұрын

yo what the hell

it's very bizzare this is my favourite song by rammstein and now the slowed version has graced my ears

@Boxinghockey23

5 ай бұрын

Are you taking this over how you first felt hearing “Feuer Frei” though?

@alexspader

5 ай бұрын

it's so good my wig just flew through the sun.

@SquobLob

5 ай бұрын

Ich will is better imo, more sinister. But Sonne is def in my top 3

@Voltz6000

5 ай бұрын

I like Amerika

@guscluck895

5 ай бұрын

listen to pop smoke lil bro

proud to be german 🇩🇪🇩🇪

@anhbayar11

6 күн бұрын

Proud of genoci-

@milanmilansoloconte

2 күн бұрын

🇮🇲

@liladxbb

2 күн бұрын

@@anhbayar11 ok i’m not proud of war but am i not allowed to be proud of the country im from?

Judge:"ok you are free to go" Me:"thanks I won't do it again" My lawyer:

Me: Thanks Judge I promise I won't Do it Again My Lawyer:

@i_like_math_but_cant_do_math

Ай бұрын

LMAO 🤣

@lexiblaze1223

21 күн бұрын

Omg😭

@huffgg7854

5 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mom: are you drunk?Look me in the eyes? Mom`s face:

@tayfunaydin6405

5 ай бұрын

Son🗿

@jannydj2393

5 ай бұрын

My life would flashed before me if my mom stares at me like that

The Minecraft community seeing a mod creator change the entire game in 3 days while Mojang takes a year to add 2 blocks and a mob

@TheAverageCEO

Ай бұрын

You talk here too much, you got at least 15 messages in this videos comments

@MrpizzaDrip

Ай бұрын

@@TheAverageCEO ik Everytime I got a joke....I come here It's my tradition

The history channel at 3 am

Billions must listen

@vovabars1234

5 ай бұрын

The west have risen

@centurionoomae1543

5 ай бұрын

@@vovabars1234 It's over.

@theMemeProduction

5 ай бұрын

trillions even

@ab3ki84hayate

5 ай бұрын

Germany has risen

@surnamename3964

5 ай бұрын

It`s over 😥

The sleep paralysis demons face looking at me as I break free of the sleep paralysis

@5nhyfiery

5 ай бұрын

Schizo post

@Shadowppldestroyer

5 ай бұрын

I must destroy the shadow ppl

@makeshift2793

5 ай бұрын

@@Shadowppldestroyeryou’ll find them at the 7/11

@es-rh8oo

5 ай бұрын

​@@Shadowppldestroyeryou can find them in KFC

@charlescalvin4657

5 ай бұрын

Now who's gonna read you the good night?

Me staring at my Austrian friend who just got rejected from art school

I'm starting my villain arc to this.

Me watching my life flash before my eyes after my bro says there is a teacher behind me after I say the most diablocal, racist, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, gut wrenching words that have ever spoken into existance:

@dr.wallacebreen3859

5 ай бұрын

And then the teacher laughs.

@happydonkey5333

5 ай бұрын

​@@dr.wallacebreen3859come to jesus has passed

@memi504

5 ай бұрын

din dersin de allah yok dedin demi hjabıusvchuzxı GHfvadbs ıyzUfhxgoaslrzdgsgzs

@EinkleinerVogel

5 ай бұрын

I would do that in public out loud and say it again if anything bad happens

@Sarraft

5 ай бұрын

@@dr.wallacebreen3859 true fear

How i stare at the Taco Bell Janitor after blasting the most diabolical and heart wrenching shit in the bathroom

@KingScorpius34

5 ай бұрын

R.I.P. sink

@LainedPill

5 ай бұрын

@@KingScorpius34 you're a sink shitter???

@luxured8999

5 ай бұрын

R.I.P urinal

@pog428

5 ай бұрын

R.I.P. floor

@lifnov

5 ай бұрын

R.I.P Janitor

Me looking at my german friend when he said "Yeah i wanna expand the living space"

When you almost make it to your bedroom with the confiscated Nintendo DS at 4am (Dad stopped snoring loud asf suddenly)

@user-rx1xr1qs5v

5 күн бұрын

💀ur cooked

The moment you realize it wasn't a fart

@LowQualityStuffzies

3 ай бұрын

lmao 💀

@matacuy999

2 ай бұрын

Bro

@flippyflip7390

2 ай бұрын

This has made my fucking day😂😂

@SwagTinCommander

2 ай бұрын

When you feel your hole itch and burn a little after that fart you know it's over

@enmanuelbeltrecamacho5625

Ай бұрын

💀💀💀

Me staring at bro when he pulls out a calculator while doing a presentation about the holocaust.

@macroglossumstellatarum3068

5 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha this one wins 😂😂😂😂

@user-gs5hj4mc7h

5 ай бұрын

>Mr. ZOG get down!

@gammadion

5 ай бұрын

Spoilers, the math doesn't add up and bro gets expelled

@darksidedelta

5 ай бұрын

@@gammadion Exactly !

@gallium69420

5 ай бұрын

Someone explain the joke to me 🫠

The beginning of the song is something special and beautiful❤

the alien seeing the human that he chopped off his arm advanced towards him with an ax (he thought the adrenaline was a myth)

The biology teacher watching Phineas and Ferb create the most inhumane bioweapon known to mankind:

@jackknifed796

5 ай бұрын

man, i remember when your comments would reach the top of the list in minutes. i guess yt doesn't really cater to power users anymore.

@TheTrueVeteran

5 ай бұрын

Is Justin back?

@Decimatem

5 ай бұрын

@@jackknifed796First dislikes, then adblockers, now justin... its over.

@CarterPewterschmidt266

5 ай бұрын

The last time I saw you was like 2 years ago

@jackknifed796

5 ай бұрын

@@Decimatem guess so.

I don't mean to be a hipster but I've been listening to Rammstein since I was a kid, and this goes so hard. 🗿

@ggraverobber

5 ай бұрын

True. Makes me kind of happy people can hear this beauty.

@richard38618

5 ай бұрын

let me guess, 40s?

@Dutchman-2002

5 ай бұрын

​@@richard38618 i mean age doesnt really factor, i grew up listening to rammstein.

@merrickmoriel8878

5 ай бұрын

@@richard38618 haha nope, I'm going to be 25 next year. My parents are metal heads. My dad brought me home from the hospital listening to Static X.

@mental6714

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@merrickmoriel8878I’m 16 and I love rammstein Lmao

How i be looking at my door as im playing a game and i yell a little too loud and i hear his snoring stop for more than 3 seconds

The subway employee giving you the most intimidating, earth shattering gaze of wrath you’ve ever seen in your life as the tip menu comes up.

@Valorie-df7tg

2 ай бұрын

Real

@soulofresolve9514

2 ай бұрын

After they gave you a sandwich so filled with condiments it’s basically a bread-bowl soup.*

@Refl1ct1on

Ай бұрын

God cares a lot about u, turn to Jesus Christ, Because He is the only God, the only way to Heaven. Repent and read the NKJV Bible. He wants you to be part of His Kingdom of Heaven, Be Baptised. ✝

I swear they dont even be asking "Trick Or Treat!" anymore they just stare at you like this 💀

@picklesisnotgood

4 ай бұрын

“watchu waiting for ? yk the rules , put the candy in my basket”

@bay6627

4 ай бұрын

@@picklesisnotgood ok, i'll put my candy inside your basket.

@S.U.T.D

3 ай бұрын

😐

@user-iy5ww2hj4p

3 ай бұрын

@@bay6627😢

@sanejthekkekkara6037

2 ай бұрын

​@@bay6627That sounds a bit weird out of context

The Angel Has No Voice, Sir

FULL VERSION PLEASE THIS IS SO COOL I HAVE TO HEAR THE REST

@dant3838

2 ай бұрын

this is it but if you want the full song search rammstein sonne slowed

@snowcone9444

2 ай бұрын

@@dant3838 I did. None of them were as good as this one.

@TheLightsaberMaker

23 күн бұрын

@@snowcone9444search Sonne by Rammstein it’s not slowed+reverb but it’s still really good 👍

The skinwalker locked in my basement after i tell him to turn into Jennifer Lopez for the 32nd time this week

@smokedlobbies

4 ай бұрын

Me but instead of Jenifer Lopez it’s 2007 Megan Fox

@Ocidad

3 ай бұрын

me reading these 2 comments above me :

@CheeseEmp1re

3 ай бұрын

Me reading me reading these to comments above me:

@dorkous555

3 ай бұрын

Me reading these 4 comments above me

@PatrioticAmerican45

3 ай бұрын

Me reading these 5 comments above me

Me while my grandpa tells me what he did from 1933-1945:

@blitzkrieg1941

Ай бұрын

Based gramps

@jokingjoker4964

Ай бұрын

Was your's an electrician aswell?

@federicoi.weinhold1749

Ай бұрын

In fact my Prussian great-grandfather from Silesia was in the Wehrmacht working with the railways to the east. The Soviets had him as a POW for 10 years and then he emigrated to Argentina.

@babymanter0936

Ай бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss.

@jimgibson3381

Ай бұрын

yeah mine was a tattoo artist ,but he only knew how to do numbers ;/

I found out that my grandfather WWII was not an electrician:🗿

me as a i stare at the statistics 🤔🤔

My dad: "Don't look directly at people, they're rude." my dad when he saw two men holding hands:

@MrpizzaDrip

Ай бұрын

Here's one: Grandpa: it's not nice to point on others son Also grandpa seeing a mixed race couple:

@tanjeeschuan4999

Ай бұрын

​@@MrpizzaDrip mixed gender?

@tanjeeschuan4999

Ай бұрын

@@MrpizzaDrip I think you mixed up gender and race

@MrpizzaDrip

Ай бұрын

@@tanjeeschuan4999 ahh fuck sorry

@codyharder571

Ай бұрын

@@tanjeeschuan4999I can assure you he meant both

how my lawyer look at me after i told the judge "your honor, stfu you weren't even there"

@aymen_b1267

5 ай бұрын

underrated comment!

@humankaviar1717

5 ай бұрын

Fire comment 😂😂

@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet

5 ай бұрын

W comment fr 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@somegalaxy4550

5 ай бұрын

(dawg look what he said not even saul goodman can save this man🤦‍♂️)

@ArayaRetta

5 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂 nice thing you didn't forget the Honor part.

Nazi Germany when Italy switched sides

@Keiko-rb8lf

Ай бұрын

Only they didn’t, when the allies landed in Italy the peninsula erupted into civil war and there was still a German backed Italian government in the north until near enough the end of the war en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Social_Republic

@MHAenjoyer

Ай бұрын

@@Keiko-rb8lf yeah I know, I just had to think of a relatively funny this to say about the video

POV:The npc's face when he sees that he has a circle on his head

Teacher:Treat people how you want to be treated The suicidal kid in the corner:

@user-dn5ko8zc5p

3 ай бұрын

💀that took a turn

@alphagames1174

2 ай бұрын

That is literally the best joke in this comment section

@Paulbaumer-lj6hh

Ай бұрын

Me staring at bro after he said a cringe joke a bit loud(i kinda stole this comment)

@MrpizzaDrip

Ай бұрын

@@Paulbaumer-lj6hh you think I didn't steal the one I wrote? KZread shorts gave it to me

@Paulbaumer-lj6hh

Ай бұрын

@@MrpizzaDripnoice

Teacher: any questions? Me: (I have not a single clue about what the hell she just said to us.)

Me watching bro getting a gf(I lost my one and only honey bunny pookie bear)

my honest reaction to the statue moving when I blink:

@Igris498

5 ай бұрын

you know what that means

@Black_death1654

5 ай бұрын

Dr. Who reference?

@The_champion_of_johto

5 ай бұрын

​@@Black_death1654 No, it's an scp 173 one

@Black_death1654

5 ай бұрын

@@The_champion_of_johto Sorry, The weeping angels are just more iconic in my mind, so maybe that's why I thought it was one

@monkemanisback

5 ай бұрын

@@The_champion_of_johtono it’s a dr. Who one lmao