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@yousseffkairi2 ай бұрын
The song 🗿 The man🗿 The singer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The viewers🗿 The song listener 🗿 The saver of the song🗿 The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 The whole gym 🗿 All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The one who play this at gym🗿 All who listens it 🗿 All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 The nerves of the body 🗿 The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 The comments🗿 The thoughts while writing this 🗿 My hands while typing this 🗿 The keyboard 🗿 The alphabets 🗿 KZread 🗿 Thumbnail 🗿 Subtitle 🗿 This comment 🗿 Those who likes this comment 🗿 Those who comment in this 🗿 Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 Those who comment '' 🗿
@justaknight4751
2 ай бұрын
🗿
@yoranvandenbrink8685
2 ай бұрын
🗿🗿
@BrunoFelgas
Ай бұрын
🗿
@arcosianx8663
Ай бұрын
🗿
@mise9326
Ай бұрын
🗿
@Avalos-Entertainment4 ай бұрын
Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.
@sciepan666
3 ай бұрын
arigato, gyro
@junkyporpoise4254
3 ай бұрын
@@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!
@ChillGuy2854
3 ай бұрын
Go johnny go go go
@wrathengel82
3 ай бұрын
HELP that happened to me once
@wrathengel82
3 ай бұрын
@@Avalos-Entertainment fr
@Bagigio963 ай бұрын
Me after reading the first question on the math exam:
@MelodieJeager
3 ай бұрын
_Ahem_ Physics test be like:
@user-sh4gt9xf2h
3 ай бұрын
HAHA SAME
@user-kn5nu8ef8l
2 ай бұрын
😊😊ййй😊йййййййййййфхйuser-sh4gt9xf2h
@favio6705
2 ай бұрын
any exam for me
@patrickchwa1307
Ай бұрын
Number one: explain why 1+1=2 in calculate form
@lightning58303 ай бұрын
Average grandfather lore :
@JohnnyRico118
Ай бұрын
lmao
@stiwe122
Ай бұрын
🇩🇪 👴
@orangesproductions
Ай бұрын
@@stiwe122 reminds me of that Austrian painter
@wxnterstxry9770
Ай бұрын
@@orangesproductions AYO💀💀
@Atomic0907
Ай бұрын
My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it
@History_boiii3 ай бұрын
Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4? The Revolutionary War minuteman:
@Homixxide_
2 ай бұрын
they would NOT care 😭😭🙏🙏
@whyamihere-be7hg
Ай бұрын
The Paleolithic caveman:
@NdogsDogSPUD
Ай бұрын
The german in ww1 :
@tatotaytoman5934
29 күн бұрын
World war? What? *goes back to dying of gangrene
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm910
22 күн бұрын
everyone is die
@installshieldwizard30172 ай бұрын
This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.
Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read
@deadore
2 ай бұрын
Handwriting moment
@Bayerische_
2 ай бұрын
literally me but im bro
@kylarai3860
Ай бұрын
It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth
@deadore
Ай бұрын
@@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand
@Mvffinc
28 күн бұрын
stolen comment ☠️
@catthumbsup48Ай бұрын
Phineas: I know what were going to do today! Ferb:
@Robotic_edits3 ай бұрын
How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :
@alexandrefillot9600
Ай бұрын
You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.
@m.a.g.y.1796
21 күн бұрын
Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*
@revolution545Ай бұрын
Romanians when they see a wallet:
@MrLuca12121
Ай бұрын
hungarians when trianon pact happens
@mynameisjeff2567
Ай бұрын
Bacteria nu are nici o șansă
@Nik88-th9de
Ай бұрын
Pot relata
@P.K.Veiller
Ай бұрын
Me as the Pole, moving to Romania and stealing their stolen wallets:
@filip1764
Ай бұрын
no no, Romanian here. That is our reaction when we see a gypsy try stealing what is ours (actual Romanian vs gypsy race to steal wallet)
@cozz86042 ай бұрын
Mordecai & Rigby: Skips we need your help. Skips:
@user-ii3lg4tv8q
Ай бұрын
Fr💀
@bjnation2450
29 күн бұрын
You won with that comment🤣🤣🤣
@bafumino297
8 күн бұрын
Skip: i know the solution for this extremely specific problem
@snazzyjovialwyrm3314
6 күн бұрын
@@bafumino297 Skips is a real G. His mind is like a steel trap...
@Giga_Shrek3 ай бұрын
Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :
@GME571
Ай бұрын
🗿
@guyguyson54264 ай бұрын
History test: Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys
@stanzer38
3 ай бұрын
Using a calculator on a history test be like:
@romano83
3 ай бұрын
I know what type of man you are. @@stanzer38
@guyguyson5426
3 ай бұрын
@@stanzer38 indeed
@stanzer38
3 ай бұрын
@@romano83 A king.
@romano83
3 ай бұрын
@@stanzer38Yeah Zé stanzer
@trojanjpg3 ай бұрын
My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there is a teacher behind me after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing thing ever known to a human
@karlisulmanis3810
3 ай бұрын
sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao
@Nates_Edits
2 ай бұрын
Same 🗿
@Villageboy.888
Ай бұрын
To be honest, I just accept it.
@Dmachina666
Ай бұрын
And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚
@liamflanagin7134
7 күн бұрын
@@Dmachina666 this has actually happend to me believe it or not
@aratakiitto12732 ай бұрын
Me after i lost the stare contest with Medusa:
@saiko_akd
2 ай бұрын
you mean won, but at what cost ?
@SluchXD
Ай бұрын
Bro this battle is like working hard But at what cost?
@vincentceresini8141
Ай бұрын
@@saiko_akdnobody said we were staring at eyes
@HriomDas-sf2gh3 ай бұрын
Kids when they see a person with no legs
@jasons33862 ай бұрын
When you realize that the electrician helmet in grandpa's closet doesn't mean he was an electrician.
@ikermotillabedrakova5337
Ай бұрын
I don't get it could you explain it
@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus
Ай бұрын
@@ikermotillabedrakova5337 its a Nazi SS soldier helmet
@mateusbarbosa9921
17 күн бұрын
When i finaly start reading about WW2 and i remember my grandpa's cool jacket that i whished he'll let me use in coold days :
@Lifegotmid3 ай бұрын
Joestar Family: *Exsist* Dio:
@josipbroztito7099
2 ай бұрын
Bro managed to misspell exist
@Lifegotmid
2 ай бұрын
@@josipbroztito7099🤓
@jirku2995
Ай бұрын
love that jojo ref
@Reuged666
Ай бұрын
Dio??? Dio the Evil Eye?
@theguyinurcloset69420
Ай бұрын
@@Reuged666 Dior sauvage
@TheAmazinggg4163 ай бұрын
My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:
@sahil.56
15 күн бұрын
😔😭🗿
@aratakiitto12732 ай бұрын
Everyone looking at me after i said i sympathized for the villain in the movie. (It was a ww2 documentary)
@panteracorderosa5072
Ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha
@EthanAnderson-gt7gz
Ай бұрын
Me giggling during Schindler’s List
@chabot4006
Ай бұрын
my jewish teacher called me retarded for this
@nicoles1174
29 күн бұрын
You should he was a product of his environment and coke
@ArgonNoble
29 күн бұрын
88th like
@A_void.Ай бұрын
that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:
@gamerboyx54312 ай бұрын
How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:
@lumi240
Ай бұрын
Hunter eyes >>>
@__Korol_Shytov3 ай бұрын
Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв
@PapayaPenetrator
3 ай бұрын
ГЕР откатит
@alexisca8015
3 ай бұрын
NO
@IsraelCountryCube
3 ай бұрын
@@alexisca8015YES
@IsraelCountryCube
3 ай бұрын
Damn you Russian vlet! Cyko! Russia 🪆 men tough woman blats ahhh mommy;!!
@edil5561
3 ай бұрын
жиза
@kiwigoose698Ай бұрын
New Zealand finding old Zealand:
@tsiegemund853 ай бұрын
How I look at myself in the mirror every morning because I'm still alive
@stefanos_g_ss5434
3 ай бұрын
real
@installshieldwizard3017
2 ай бұрын
And a failure
@deadore
Ай бұрын
Edgy
@FirstnameLastname-qe3ry3 ай бұрын
Me when my polish friend says Gracias to the Filipino worker in the chinese kitchen making an indian dish in ireland
@PurpleDoritos666
Ай бұрын
This hit different ngl 🤣😭
@Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa3 ай бұрын
I awake at 5 am
@frolt000
3 ай бұрын
Me tooo
@KeepNatureClean
2 ай бұрын
😀
@fares8015
2 ай бұрын
4 am
@TheUmmayad
2 ай бұрын
I sleep at 6 am🗿
@AustrianKettle_reborn
25 күн бұрын
understandable, have a good day
@_andrew183 ай бұрын
Peace of art .
@sabinakallaba4611
3 ай бұрын
War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀
@mechv0d
3 ай бұрын
@@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀
@PaoCybernetico
2 ай бұрын
@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf
@justinmckay6309
2 ай бұрын
Yes
@Ptaku93
2 ай бұрын
Not piece?
@AloComoMasАй бұрын
Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:
@Gmmmw132 ай бұрын
WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
@elarmeroalquimista
12 күн бұрын
More like germania
@BrayanGonzalez-jj4gv
7 күн бұрын
The fourth Reich with it 🗣️
@aratakiitto12732 ай бұрын
Old people: staring is rude Also old people whenever they see someone with dyed hair:
@installshieldwizard3017
2 ай бұрын
Guess I'm one of the old people lmao
@redactedredacted1818
Ай бұрын
Based old people
@chuck7001
Ай бұрын
For good reason
@Nyanpasu_pasu
Ай бұрын
I saw one a few months ago in the shops except it was a dude with fake melons. Let's just say he was getting daggers directed at him.
@driftapogers81383 ай бұрын
Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)
@Miintyys2 ай бұрын
The cartel members when you say goku sucks
@LilBit2001
2 ай бұрын
Facts
@kennyboy8411
Ай бұрын
Real
@ilyanemes218322 күн бұрын
Teacher after reading my essay on how to solve world hunger
@zandhart9833 ай бұрын
i have been listening to it for hours now, to the point i lost count.
@journeyto100channel23 ай бұрын
When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿
@kaiserepsilon4011
3 ай бұрын
I don't blame you. That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.
@GabrielLopezFitnessOffical
Ай бұрын
🗿
@TheTanker
19 күн бұрын
LMAO
@RealHumanGuy_3 ай бұрын
Me when I get a zero on the history test: (the teacher thought my answers were wrong)
@IOrbBiches3 ай бұрын
Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider
@NatilCort2 ай бұрын
Me seeing bro change his sleep position Also me on bro's funeral:
@bigsmoke94212 ай бұрын
There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M
@johncharter9073Ай бұрын
“Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.” “Yeah, especially the back.” Me: 0:34
@alnatsya
6 күн бұрын
lmao fr
@lalocortes67993 ай бұрын
Es ist der hellste Stern von allen✨❤
@gamebro496
3 ай бұрын
Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen
@heisenberg4977
2 ай бұрын
Gott segne uns!🇩🇪✝️
@AboveAverageAlessandro2 ай бұрын
My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)
@yarik98933 ай бұрын
Работая доставщиком ждёшь заказ а когда приходишь к клиенту его отменили :
@wolffire54213 ай бұрын
For the Emperor
@mr.tomatohead3709
3 ай бұрын
Five the emperor
@muk204
2 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@huehuechan
2 ай бұрын
BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!
@yoboilucien8232Ай бұрын
"My enemie are many, My equals are None"
@johntimothychavaria9643 ай бұрын
me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:
@karlisulmanis3810
3 ай бұрын
office's sink*
@airapples
2 ай бұрын
offices urinal*
@user-wc8bx3bd5x3 ай бұрын
WE GONNA LOCK IN WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@wikozaldy86232 ай бұрын
Me when i face my dad with a belt:
@umemonouniverso68433 ай бұрын
I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.
@rafaelvieira3820
9 күн бұрын
🗿
@mattbl0x4103 ай бұрын
How my great grandpa looked when he was younger:
@wrathengel823 ай бұрын
i love rammstein
@PAITIENTАй бұрын
Time traveler: Is this WW49 or WW50? The napoleons:
@tuncayusta31582 ай бұрын
Me: **talking badly about** My bestie: -Bro, teacher is behind you Me:...
@juli_brmz43923 ай бұрын
History channel:
@random_channelxd
2 ай бұрын
At 3:00 AM
@theone-tg4ey3 ай бұрын
beautiful. perfection
@blitzy3244Ай бұрын
Me when the black lady talks in the movie theater:
@Neyc_
13 күн бұрын
Racism? Cringe child
@USSR_.NAZ13 ай бұрын
All masculine history came in my mind
@lowlevelcodingch28 күн бұрын
Judge: "Not guilty" Me: "Thank you even tho i did it" My Lawyer:
@Kaido8182 ай бұрын
POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)
@kjolskistudiosАй бұрын
Grandpa when you ask him what happened to his abusive father:
@Krik_v_dusheАй бұрын
Любой человек родившийся в бункере после ядерного апокалипсиса выходит наружу:🗿
@user-vj8jc6mc2b3 ай бұрын
Pov: Как я ущущаю когда я переслушал все песни Rammstein
@Teach_135
Ай бұрын
Сверх развитым существом
@gustaviokkk54222 ай бұрын
whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this
@purpleelemental39553 ай бұрын
Never lose yuor smile 😊
@hhh-kh8ec
3 ай бұрын
Being a russian and a nazi is crazy dawg
@huehuechan
2 ай бұрын
🗿 😁
@Icetea-2000
Ай бұрын
Kapitulieren? NEIN!
@fizzie690229 күн бұрын
Everyone in the Irish pub when someone with a British accent walks in:
@akashmohan9993 ай бұрын
Tiny hats disliked. They will never have such features
@tsani-bn2bk
3 ай бұрын
And you will never have our features
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
@@tsani-bn2bk Keep your noses
@tsani-bn2bk
2 ай бұрын
@@HolyDesolateLord Idk man I’m pretty content with my looks. Don’t look too different from you “aryans” or whatever you call yourselves
@installshieldwizard3017
Ай бұрын
Ooga wooga lmao
@kevinmcmillin870
Ай бұрын
@@tsani-bn2bk I read the best parts of your Talmud and I and many others are not amused. Your time is coming, friend. Karma will not be kind to your people. Here comes the sun.
@Adolf-Schickelgruber3 ай бұрын
we remaking ww2 german art whit this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nosequeponermedenombrexd6031
3 ай бұрын
We about to expel an Austrian painter from art school again
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
Why stop at the art?
@Inventor1488
2 ай бұрын
Germany and the European spirit never disappeared. Maybe the war wasn't won by who should won it but we are still here ;)
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
@@Inventor1488 We lost the war, but we won the world. It's only a matter of time... the fourth is coming. Stay strong brother✝
@palhacogozo89
Ай бұрын
@@HolyDesolateLordAs a Christian, what the actual fuck
@unclefester18403 ай бұрын
When you see your stepsister stuck in the dryer.
@lesliechow9238
3 ай бұрын
Chill dawg
@carl0252 ай бұрын
How i feel after one week of daily morning excercise, red meat and eggs and praying every night
@catdogs42152 ай бұрын
german metal is the best thing ever created.
@TheodoreKacnizki2 ай бұрын
how i look at bro after he told me his plan on how to lose virginity
@whitestrake9311
2 ай бұрын
LOL
@CritKhan3 ай бұрын
Me looking at my grandfather after he spouted racist shit to my Korean prom date.
@Nerdskov
3 ай бұрын
@CritKhan Sounds like an actual event that happened to you haha
@KnowingThyself
3 ай бұрын
@@Nerdskovliterally my thoughts lol
@justicebalatensa
3 ай бұрын
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@BobChicken40
3 ай бұрын
Jkkkkkkkkk nem ferrando
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
As he should, you're diluting the noble master bloodline.
@theone-tg4eyАй бұрын
Get rid of enemies sabatoge and subterfuge keep them away restore and heal all
@saxonskelter11932 ай бұрын
It’s super cool how much this song blew up, it’s always had a special place in my heart
@UltraFire5383 ай бұрын
Me when bro puts out the candle (we are on a fucking hot air balloon)
@br1ghtwater440Ай бұрын
It's like he's staring at me in disappointment
@GabrielLopezFitnessOfficalАй бұрын
testosterone…..is over 90000 😎😎
@gwentboy1845Ай бұрын
Me when the class is dead silent including myself and my funny friend next to me yells on top of his voice "STOP TALKING TO ME!!!":
@Nyanpasu_pasuАй бұрын
Me after watching too many Mommy ASMR videos and remembering I must not disappoint my ancestors and continue the bloodline.
@xenon9717
Ай бұрын
hell naw 💀
@CatolicoDaLegiaoBrancaBelarusАй бұрын
THE WEST HAS RISEN!
@Zoms_23418 күн бұрын
here comes the sun!⚡⚡
@ExrylintАй бұрын
Me and bro when the teacher looks at us after laughing loud:
@agentbrownieАй бұрын
when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)
@kileyli1232 ай бұрын
My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:
@theone-tg4ey
Ай бұрын
vendetta
@b-1battledroid674Ай бұрын
The entire family table after grandpa is done explaining how he would solve the Israel-Gaza conflict:
@Iovi_Magno
Ай бұрын
😂
@theone-tg4ey
Ай бұрын
Kek based Grandpa
@b-1battledroid674
Ай бұрын
@@theone-tg4ey He gonna do TKD
@Nova_CriticalАй бұрын
The 4 quarters in my pocket watching me grab a dollar:
@generalseal6948Ай бұрын
me confidently saying "you too" to the gas station pump after it reads "please remove card"
@human_entropy7958Ай бұрын
me when the girl im talking to asks if I'm talking to other girls:
@ryyflokАй бұрын
when your friend takes a break from training and then ur better than him when he comes back
@MayhemZip2 ай бұрын
Me whenever anyone doesn't follow the Catholic church. ✝
@filus05
2 ай бұрын
Arno Breker was likely protestant lmao
@MayhemZip
2 ай бұрын
@@filus05 Don't know of him
@filus05
2 ай бұрын
@@MayhemZip The guy who made the statue.
@naicul_222 ай бұрын
All humans looking at the Sky, while the sun explodes🗿
@FrancoAndres87Ай бұрын
When your delete duolingo Super duolingo free:
@mateuszborowiak4747Ай бұрын
I can't get the H!tler's speech out out of my head when listening to this
@cristianoronaldo7.lover73 ай бұрын
piece of art
@damnson0813Ай бұрын
The american soldier who died in ww2 watching his greatgrand daughter becoming a mudshark:
@JohnnyCosinus3 күн бұрын
*it snows behind the window* entire class: 1:16
@yxycz2 ай бұрын
me crashing my car and realising i will end up on instagram reels
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@justaknight4751
2 ай бұрын
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@yoranvandenbrink8685
2 ай бұрын
🗿🗿
@BrunoFelgas
Ай бұрын
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@arcosianx8663
Ай бұрын
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@mise9326
Ай бұрын
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Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.
@sciepan666
3 ай бұрын
arigato, gyro
@junkyporpoise4254
3 ай бұрын
@@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!
@ChillGuy2854
3 ай бұрын
Go johnny go go go
@wrathengel82
3 ай бұрын
HELP that happened to me once
@wrathengel82
3 ай бұрын
@@Avalos-Entertainment fr
Me after reading the first question on the math exam:
@MelodieJeager
3 ай бұрын
_Ahem_ Physics test be like:
@user-sh4gt9xf2h
3 ай бұрын
HAHA SAME
@user-kn5nu8ef8l
2 ай бұрын
😊😊ййй😊йййййййййййфхйuser-sh4gt9xf2h
@favio6705
2 ай бұрын
any exam for me
@patrickchwa1307
Ай бұрын
Number one: explain why 1+1=2 in calculate form
Average grandfather lore :
@JohnnyRico118
Ай бұрын
lmao
@stiwe122
Ай бұрын
🇩🇪 👴
@orangesproductions
Ай бұрын
@@stiwe122 reminds me of that Austrian painter
@wxnterstxry9770
Ай бұрын
@@orangesproductions AYO💀💀
@Atomic0907
Ай бұрын
My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it
Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4? The Revolutionary War minuteman:
@Homixxide_
2 ай бұрын
they would NOT care 😭😭🙏🙏
@whyamihere-be7hg
Ай бұрын
The Paleolithic caveman:
@NdogsDogSPUD
Ай бұрын
The german in ww1 :
@tatotaytoman5934
29 күн бұрын
World war? What? *goes back to dying of gangrene
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm910
22 күн бұрын
everyone is die
This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.
@MesserschmittReaver
2 ай бұрын
Cold showers SR(nofap) Daily exercise 8 hours sleep No drugs/Alcohol Meditation -Transcendence
@raredays2767
2 ай бұрын
@@MesserschmittReaveris this real?
@FloridaCrusader
2 ай бұрын
no meditation only prayer@@MesserschmittReaver
@xieryu
2 ай бұрын
Not necessarily @@FloridaCrusader
@FloridaCrusader
2 ай бұрын
Christ is lord and he hears your prayers @@xieryu
me when i have to shit:
@user-cp7wv5bd6h
4 ай бұрын
@simonpetrikov3992
3 ай бұрын
You should get that checked out
@peterhoffmann2231
3 ай бұрын
almost spilled my food. thx man
@air9710
2 ай бұрын
This at .25 speed is cursed
@larabra
2 ай бұрын
Real
Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read
@deadore
2 ай бұрын
Handwriting moment
@Bayerische_
2 ай бұрын
literally me but im bro
@kylarai3860
Ай бұрын
It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth
@deadore
Ай бұрын
@@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand
@Mvffinc
28 күн бұрын
stolen comment ☠️
Phineas: I know what were going to do today! Ferb:
How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :
@alexandrefillot9600
Ай бұрын
You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.
@m.a.g.y.1796
21 күн бұрын
Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*
Romanians when they see a wallet:
@MrLuca12121
Ай бұрын
hungarians when trianon pact happens
@mynameisjeff2567
Ай бұрын
Bacteria nu are nici o șansă
@Nik88-th9de
Ай бұрын
Pot relata
@P.K.Veiller
Ай бұрын
Me as the Pole, moving to Romania and stealing their stolen wallets:
@filip1764
Ай бұрын
no no, Romanian here. That is our reaction when we see a gypsy try stealing what is ours (actual Romanian vs gypsy race to steal wallet)
Mordecai & Rigby: Skips we need your help. Skips:
@user-ii3lg4tv8q
Ай бұрын
Fr💀
@bjnation2450
29 күн бұрын
You won with that comment🤣🤣🤣
@bafumino297
8 күн бұрын
Skip: i know the solution for this extremely specific problem
@snazzyjovialwyrm3314
6 күн бұрын
@@bafumino297 Skips is a real G. His mind is like a steel trap...
Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :
@GME571
Ай бұрын
🗿
History test: Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys
@stanzer38
3 ай бұрын
Using a calculator on a history test be like:
@romano83
3 ай бұрын
I know what type of man you are. @@stanzer38
@guyguyson5426
3 ай бұрын
@@stanzer38 indeed
@stanzer38
3 ай бұрын
@@romano83 A king.
@romano83
3 ай бұрын
@@stanzer38Yeah Zé stanzer
My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there is a teacher behind me after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing thing ever known to a human
@karlisulmanis3810
3 ай бұрын
sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao
@Nates_Edits
2 ай бұрын
Same 🗿
@Villageboy.888
Ай бұрын
To be honest, I just accept it.
@Dmachina666
Ай бұрын
And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚
@liamflanagin7134
7 күн бұрын
@@Dmachina666 this has actually happend to me believe it or not
Me after i lost the stare contest with Medusa:
@saiko_akd
2 ай бұрын
you mean won, but at what cost ?
@SluchXD
Ай бұрын
Bro this battle is like working hard But at what cost?
@vincentceresini8141
Ай бұрын
@@saiko_akdnobody said we were staring at eyes
Kids when they see a person with no legs
When you realize that the electrician helmet in grandpa's closet doesn't mean he was an electrician.
@ikermotillabedrakova5337
Ай бұрын
I don't get it could you explain it
@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus
Ай бұрын
@@ikermotillabedrakova5337 its a Nazi SS soldier helmet
@mateusbarbosa9921
17 күн бұрын
When i finaly start reading about WW2 and i remember my grandpa's cool jacket that i whished he'll let me use in coold days :
Joestar Family: *Exsist* Dio:
@josipbroztito7099
2 ай бұрын
Bro managed to misspell exist
@Lifegotmid
2 ай бұрын
@@josipbroztito7099🤓
@jirku2995
Ай бұрын
love that jojo ref
@Reuged666
Ай бұрын
Dio??? Dio the Evil Eye?
@theguyinurcloset69420
Ай бұрын
@@Reuged666 Dior sauvage
My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:
@sahil.56
15 күн бұрын
😔😭🗿
Everyone looking at me after i said i sympathized for the villain in the movie. (It was a ww2 documentary)
@panteracorderosa5072
Ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha
@EthanAnderson-gt7gz
Ай бұрын
Me giggling during Schindler’s List
@chabot4006
Ай бұрын
my jewish teacher called me retarded for this
@nicoles1174
29 күн бұрын
You should he was a product of his environment and coke
@ArgonNoble
29 күн бұрын
88th like
that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:
How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:
@lumi240
Ай бұрын
Hunter eyes >>>
Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв
@PapayaPenetrator
3 ай бұрын
ГЕР откатит
@alexisca8015
3 ай бұрын
NO
@IsraelCountryCube
3 ай бұрын
@@alexisca8015YES
@IsraelCountryCube
3 ай бұрын
Damn you Russian vlet! Cyko! Russia 🪆 men tough woman blats ahhh mommy;!!
@edil5561
3 ай бұрын
жиза
New Zealand finding old Zealand:
How I look at myself in the mirror every morning because I'm still alive
@stefanos_g_ss5434
3 ай бұрын
real
@installshieldwizard3017
2 ай бұрын
And a failure
@deadore
Ай бұрын
Edgy
Me when my polish friend says Gracias to the Filipino worker in the chinese kitchen making an indian dish in ireland
@PurpleDoritos666
Ай бұрын
This hit different ngl 🤣😭
I awake at 5 am
@frolt000
3 ай бұрын
Me tooo
@KeepNatureClean
2 ай бұрын
😀
@fares8015
2 ай бұрын
4 am
@TheUmmayad
2 ай бұрын
I sleep at 6 am🗿
@AustrianKettle_reborn
25 күн бұрын
understandable, have a good day
Peace of art .
@sabinakallaba4611
3 ай бұрын
War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀
@mechv0d
3 ай бұрын
@@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀
@PaoCybernetico
2 ай бұрын
@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf
@justinmckay6309
2 ай бұрын
Yes
@Ptaku93
2 ай бұрын
Not piece?
Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:
WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
@elarmeroalquimista
12 күн бұрын
More like germania
@BrayanGonzalez-jj4gv
7 күн бұрын
The fourth Reich with it 🗣️
Old people: staring is rude Also old people whenever they see someone with dyed hair:
@installshieldwizard3017
2 ай бұрын
Guess I'm one of the old people lmao
@redactedredacted1818
Ай бұрын
Based old people
@chuck7001
Ай бұрын
For good reason
@Nyanpasu_pasu
Ай бұрын
I saw one a few months ago in the shops except it was a dude with fake melons. Let's just say he was getting daggers directed at him.
Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)
The cartel members when you say goku sucks
@LilBit2001
2 ай бұрын
Facts
@kennyboy8411
Ай бұрын
Real
Teacher after reading my essay on how to solve world hunger
i have been listening to it for hours now, to the point i lost count.
When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿
@kaiserepsilon4011
3 ай бұрын
I don't blame you. That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.
@GabrielLopezFitnessOffical
Ай бұрын
🗿
@TheTanker
19 күн бұрын
LMAO
Me when I get a zero on the history test: (the teacher thought my answers were wrong)
Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider
Me seeing bro change his sleep position Also me on bro's funeral:
There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M
“Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.” “Yeah, especially the back.” Me: 0:34
@alnatsya
6 күн бұрын
lmao fr
Es ist der hellste Stern von allen✨❤
@gamebro496
3 ай бұрын
Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen
@heisenberg4977
2 ай бұрын
Gott segne uns!🇩🇪✝️
My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)
Работая доставщиком ждёшь заказ а когда приходишь к клиенту его отменили :
For the Emperor
@mr.tomatohead3709
3 ай бұрын
Five the emperor
@muk204
2 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@huehuechan
2 ай бұрын
BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My enemie are many, My equals are None"
me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:
@karlisulmanis3810
3 ай бұрын
office's sink*
@airapples
2 ай бұрын
offices urinal*
WE GONNA LOCK IN WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Me when i face my dad with a belt:
I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.
@rafaelvieira3820
9 күн бұрын
🗿
How my great grandpa looked when he was younger:
i love rammstein
Time traveler: Is this WW49 or WW50? The napoleons:
Me: **talking badly about** My bestie: -Bro, teacher is behind you Me:...
History channel:
@random_channelxd
2 ай бұрын
At 3:00 AM
beautiful. perfection
Me when the black lady talks in the movie theater:
@Neyc_
13 күн бұрын
Racism? Cringe child
All masculine history came in my mind
Judge: "Not guilty" Me: "Thank you even tho i did it" My Lawyer:
POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)
Grandpa when you ask him what happened to his abusive father:
Любой человек родившийся в бункере после ядерного апокалипсиса выходит наружу:🗿
Pov: Как я ущущаю когда я переслушал все песни Rammstein
@Teach_135
Ай бұрын
Сверх развитым существом
whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this
Never lose yuor smile 😊
@hhh-kh8ec
3 ай бұрын
Being a russian and a nazi is crazy dawg
@huehuechan
2 ай бұрын
🗿 😁
@Icetea-2000
Ай бұрын
Kapitulieren? NEIN!
Everyone in the Irish pub when someone with a British accent walks in:
Tiny hats disliked. They will never have such features
@tsani-bn2bk
3 ай бұрын
And you will never have our features
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
@@tsani-bn2bk Keep your noses
@tsani-bn2bk
2 ай бұрын
@@HolyDesolateLord Idk man I’m pretty content with my looks. Don’t look too different from you “aryans” or whatever you call yourselves
@installshieldwizard3017
Ай бұрын
Ooga wooga lmao
@kevinmcmillin870
Ай бұрын
@@tsani-bn2bk I read the best parts of your Talmud and I and many others are not amused. Your time is coming, friend. Karma will not be kind to your people. Here comes the sun.
we remaking ww2 german art whit this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nosequeponermedenombrexd6031
3 ай бұрын
We about to expel an Austrian painter from art school again
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
Why stop at the art?
@Inventor1488
2 ай бұрын
Germany and the European spirit never disappeared. Maybe the war wasn't won by who should won it but we are still here ;)
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
@@Inventor1488 We lost the war, but we won the world. It's only a matter of time... the fourth is coming. Stay strong brother✝
@palhacogozo89
Ай бұрын
@@HolyDesolateLordAs a Christian, what the actual fuck
When you see your stepsister stuck in the dryer.
@lesliechow9238
3 ай бұрын
Chill dawg
How i feel after one week of daily morning excercise, red meat and eggs and praying every night
german metal is the best thing ever created.
how i look at bro after he told me his plan on how to lose virginity
@whitestrake9311
2 ай бұрын
LOL
Me looking at my grandfather after he spouted racist shit to my Korean prom date.
@Nerdskov
3 ай бұрын
@CritKhan Sounds like an actual event that happened to you haha
@KnowingThyself
3 ай бұрын
@@Nerdskovliterally my thoughts lol
@justicebalatensa
3 ай бұрын
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@BobChicken40
3 ай бұрын
Jkkkkkkkkk nem ferrando
@HolyDesolateLord
2 ай бұрын
As he should, you're diluting the noble master bloodline.
Get rid of enemies sabatoge and subterfuge keep them away restore and heal all
It’s super cool how much this song blew up, it’s always had a special place in my heart
Me when bro puts out the candle (we are on a fucking hot air balloon)
It's like he's staring at me in disappointment
testosterone…..is over 90000 😎😎
Me when the class is dead silent including myself and my funny friend next to me yells on top of his voice "STOP TALKING TO ME!!!":
Me after watching too many Mommy ASMR videos and remembering I must not disappoint my ancestors and continue the bloodline.
@xenon9717
Ай бұрын
hell naw 💀
THE WEST HAS RISEN!
here comes the sun!⚡⚡
Me and bro when the teacher looks at us after laughing loud:
when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)
My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:
@theone-tg4ey
Ай бұрын
vendetta
The entire family table after grandpa is done explaining how he would solve the Israel-Gaza conflict:
@Iovi_Magno
Ай бұрын
😂
@theone-tg4ey
Ай бұрын
Kek based Grandpa
@b-1battledroid674
Ай бұрын
@@theone-tg4ey He gonna do TKD
The 4 quarters in my pocket watching me grab a dollar:
me confidently saying "you too" to the gas station pump after it reads "please remove card"
me when the girl im talking to asks if I'm talking to other girls:
when your friend takes a break from training and then ur better than him when he comes back
Me whenever anyone doesn't follow the Catholic church. ✝
@filus05
2 ай бұрын
Arno Breker was likely protestant lmao
@MayhemZip
2 ай бұрын
@@filus05 Don't know of him
@filus05
2 ай бұрын
@@MayhemZip The guy who made the statue.
All humans looking at the Sky, while the sun explodes🗿
When your delete duolingo Super duolingo free:
I can't get the H!tler's speech out out of my head when listening to this
piece of art
The american soldier who died in ww2 watching his greatgrand daughter becoming a mudshark:
*it snows behind the window* entire class: 1:16
me crashing my car and realising i will end up on instagram reels
How grandparents way to go to the bakery was: